[META] If "Idiocracy" Was Made Today… What Would It Predict? : r/idiocracy Skip to main content

Get the Reddit app

Scan this QR code to download the app now
Or check it out in the app stores
r/idiocracy icon
r/idiocracy icon
Go to idiocracy
r/idiocracy
A banner for the subreddit

Its a world where stupid people reproduce more often than the intelligent ones, leading to "a dumbing down" of the population. Intellectual curiosity and social responsibility are mocked, society is consumed by cheap entertainment and commercialism, and the government makes its decisions in the best interests of big corporations. This subreddit is devoted to the film *Idiocracy* and to documenting the evolution of modern society predicted by it.


Members Online

[META] If "Idiocracy" Was Made Today… What Would It Predict?

a dumbing down

If "Idiocracy" was created TODAY, what kind of absurd trends would it poke fun at? What are things that may sound ridiculous today but could become our everyday reality in a couple of decades?

Here are a few of my ideas:

Deepfake presidents: Imagine politicians no longer needing to give speeches – instead, they license out their image to AI that perfectly mimics them to say whatever the campaign wants.

Subscription-based human rights: Want access to clean water? Sorry, that's on the "Premium Citizen" tier.

Influencer-run governments: Social media stars with the most followers get elected to high-level positions... regardless of any actual qualifications.

Share
Sort by:
Best
Open comment sort options
u/bastardofdisaster avatar

AI = Artificial Idiocracy

Oooh! Someone tell Mike Judge this is the sequel!

That’s the best idea I’ve heard in my entire life sir. It would truly be The Prophecy ™

More replies
More replies

The Supreme Court (brought to you by Carl’s Jr.) ruled that digital sex workers are contractors, and therefore and not eligible for employment benefits for their labors on sites like Goawaybatin.com (brought to you by Carl’s Jr.).

Hit show ‘Ouch! My Balls!’ (brought to you by Carl’s Jr.) Has been renewed by Fox (brought to you by Carl’s Jr.) for a record 157th season.

In financial news, Carl’s Jr. (brought to you by Carl’s Jr.) stock has reached a 10 year high, closing at 69.69. This follows an announcement of a new line of Cheesy Potato Bacon Bombs (brought to you by Carl’s Jr.).

President Cheeto Fur’eel (brought to you by Carl’s Jr.) addressed Congress (brought to you by Carl’s Jr.) about the energy shortage, promising to send in the Army (brought to you by Carl’s Jr.) to, “Steal more energy from those Jabronies over there, who talk all f@ggy and sh!t.”

The London Philharmonic (brought to you by Carl’s Jr.) is in town, performing their rendition of Taylor Swift’s greatest hits for classical music appreciation week.

Boeing (brought to you by Carl’s Jr.) has announced its plans to transition to a bus company. This decision comes after their latest attempt to design and manufacture an serviceable aircraft resulted in another piece of crap not fit to fly.

u/Tellow_0 avatar

Same movie, but instead of 500 years in the future it’s only 20 now.

u/Groundscore_Minerals avatar

They completely missed out on how glued to our phones everyone is these days. That and social media, which was around when the movie was made.

u/EngineeringDry2753 avatar

IDK but a lot less of that talkin like a fag 

Now that's fag talk

More replies

They did made a modern idiocracy it was called ‘Don’t look up’

u/SERVEDwellButNoTips avatar

Autocracy, peak stupidity has been reached. People are collected into work camps and are not compensated. Disease and starvation kill most of the population. Only the extreme rich have access to quality food and health care and live to be well over 100.

u/Groundscore_Minerals avatar

Elysium already exists though.

More replies

Oh geeze. That's a scary thought

“Oww! My wife’s balls!”

DEI = Didn’t Earn It

But really, IQs are dropping around the world, mostly due to overload of mutational genes effecting the brain. These people used to get winnowed out, not reproduce, but now they do.

So expect more coups, more violence, more accidents due to stupidity.

https://www.aljazeera.com/features/2023/9/22/africas-coup-epidemic-has-democracy-failed-the-continent

u/adrenochrome_user avatar

There's a lot more reasons then just "stupidity"

More replies
u/kbhavoc avatar

Aldous Huxley's "Brave New World".

The day the internet goes down and no one knows how to restart it

u/LiveEvilGodDog avatar

I feel like the movie “Don’t look up” and the show “Upload” connect with me as an idiocracy fan kind of like spiritual successors.

You still go to the grocery store? You must be loaded.

"FR FR"

u/CheeseBurgerDragon avatar
Edited

It would predict a disgusting world where white people take over and are the dumbest people in the world, while minorities and marginalized groups, who are all geniuses, hide in secret matriarchal enclaves which are utopias. The main character would be a black woman who must navigate the hideous white privilege, systemic racism, and patriarchy, and teach the whites how not to be such pieces of shit, with the help of the hidden utopians who come to help her.

In the end, however, they'd conclude white people are lesser beings, like goblins, and go off and live in the utopia, knowing the whites will kill themselves off sooner or later, and the genius matriarchal utopians can take over the world which was rightfully theirs since ancient times, before white supremacists took it over.

Balance will be restored, and peace and utopian life will cover the earth since the whites, and the patriarchy, have been forever eradicated.

Haiti has something to say about “no whites=utopia”

u/CheeseBurgerDragon avatar

That's what the racist white supremacist school system and the false histories created by systemic racists wants you to believe. In reality, Haiti is full of many of the smartest, most productive, talented people in the world. The only reason they are having problems is because of systemic racism and historical inequity. If they didn't have these obstacles, they would be one of the most wealthy and successful countries in the world.

White people have been using their power to keep Haitians down for hundreds of years, and are still doing so in the present. Even if whites aren't the cause of Haitian problems today, they are 100% to blame, since they caused them problems in the past that would take any race of people in that situation a thousand years to overcome, as anyone who knows history can attest to. If white people could kindly just fuck right off, Haitians would be dominating the world, alongside their brother and sister kings and queens from Africa, and all other blacks around the world.

This will never happen, though, because whites are scared of exactly this happening. They know they'd be inferior to blacks the second they gave them an even shot, so they rig every single system, even ones where it's not apparent, it has been rigged, either in modern times, or due to historical injustice which still affects marginalized communities today and will in the future for hundreds, or even thousands of years. That's how much damage whites have done to marginalized communities and black and brown people.

More replies
More replies
u/GETHATBUTT avatar

We’re already at the influencer part. Brandon Herera for example