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Vonderdonk Cheese

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Is anyone especially concerned that Susie ate what appeared to be about 8 oz of cheese in a day? If the calories of this fictional cheese are close to cheddar, it would be over 900 calories.

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Let me ask you a question

Are you on an all-cheese diet?

u/firebirdone avatar

You do NOT eat someone else's cheese. Especially since Larry said he'd pick it up tomorrow.

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Obviously Suzie read this book

u/PrizeSet5151 avatar

Who devoured my cheese?

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u/GhostKnifeOfCallisto avatar

How much cheese is too much cheese

Any amount of cheese, if it’s someone else’s, is too much cheese!

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Good sir. One milksteak boiled over hard and your finest jellybeans

A meal fit for a full-on rapist.

*anal-rapist

u/GhostKnifeOfCallisto avatar

I’m a filan

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Prime rib medium rare with Nerds gummy clusters, with asparagus and mashed potatoes if unavailable.

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u/EJW1981PUNX avatar

Jeff ate some as well.

He had a melt. It was implied Susie had most of it

Not the only fat fuck any more

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She won’t let him eat a sandwich but cheese is okay???

u/wineheda avatar

A melt is a type of sandwich (open faced sandwich at least). Not sure why so many people are missing this joke

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That was the joke

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u/dudzi182 avatar

900 calories is like the equivalent of eating fast food for dinner one night. While obviously not healthy, I don’t think it’s concerning.

That being said, I definitely side with Larry on that, you need to give a longer buffer than 1 day before it becomes a free for all.

Ashkenazi Jews are notoriously lactose intolerant. Think about the aftermath 🤢

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Maybe she didn't have anything else that day.

I feel like if the tables had been turned, she would have gone ballistic on Larry for doing this.

u/Broken-Digital-Clock avatar

Western showdown music kicks in

"Where's my cheese you bald fuck?"

"Get me the cheese!"

No doubt.....I don't think there's any other way Suzie can respond.

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u/pauldrano avatar

That was a huge hunk. Maybe she was lying, there's no way she ate that much cheese in a day. Larry took the pom juice and ran off, he didn't inspect their fridge. Maybe the cheese was hidden away.

u/drugstorecamera avatar

Jeff Garlin has a film called, “I want someone to eat cheese with.”

u/dr_remulak789 avatar

Anyone actually ever have this cheese? Any good?

I totally Google this during the episode.

I figured it was fake because it had real art vandelay / Dr Van Nostrand vibes to it but I still wanted to see if it was real

Vonderdonk is a made up name. But the cheese is dutch I believe

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Everyone here is just assuming it’s Dutch because of the name

Well yeah Vonderdonk sounds/maybe is dutch, but the actual cheese has a different name. I wish I could find the post where someone said exactly what kind it was

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I couldn’t find it on the cheese shop’s website

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What about the cheese Larry left in the Mercedes? Vonderdonk? Wtf is it?

All I know is when the chips are down, I want someone who’ll take my cheese side.

Didn't George eat an entire wheel of cheese during Summer of George? I think we can let this one go.

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Wow 900 cal she probably died because of that ....

Are you not considering the lactose???

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u/PrizeSet5151 avatar

😂 here to find out it is fictional