[Intro: Lady Gaga, Tony Bennett]
My story is much too sad to be told
But practically everything leaves me totally cold
The only exception I know is the case
When I'm out on a quiet spree
Fighting vainly the old ennui
And I suddenly turn and see
Your fabulous face
(You talkin' about me?)

[Verse 1: Lady Gaga, Tony Bennett]
I get no kick from champagne
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all
So tell me, why should it be true (Mm, yeah)
I get a kick out of you? (Me?)

[Verse 2: Tony Bennett]
Some, they may go for cocaine
I'm sure that if I took even one sniff
It would bore me terrifically, too
Yet I get a kick out of you

[Verse 3: Tony Bennett, Lady Gaga, Both]
I get a kick every time I see
You standing there before me
I get a kick, though it's clear to see
You obviously don't adore me
I get no kick in a plane
Flying too high with some gal in the sky
Is my idea of nothing to do
Yet I get a kick out of you

[Verse 4: Tony Bennett, Lady Gaga, Both]
I get a kick, though it's clear to see
You obviously do not adore me
I get no kick in a plane
Flying too high with some gal in the sky
Is my idea of nothing to do
Yet I get a kick
You give me a whirl
I get a kick out of you

[Outro: Tony Bennett & Lady Gaga]
Get my kicks out of you