Originally reviewed for Cinescene..
The first and only feature film vehicle for Donny and Marie Osmond is by any standards a lousy movie. Jokes are badly timed or just bad: in one chase scene, a villain hijacks a car with a little old lady in the passenger seat , reinforcing the subordination of women in the patriarchal society; the car takes a bad turn and rolls over, the little old lady peering out of a broken window with what one assumes are massive internal injuries. This and other chase scenes are shot at what look to be breakneck speeds upward of 20 mph.
Editing is crude. As Donny sings a ballad to his love interest in the hotel lounge, the…