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Dom's mustache looks terrible...which is precisely why it's a FANTASTIC addition to his character. The guy looks like the biggest scumbag in the world, it's great

u/JamboNintendo avatar

Shitty pencil mustache and a mullet. Dom's going for the full 80's used car salesman sleazeball look.

Just like his dad.

u/thedman0310_ avatar

How dare you, that mustache was the pride of the Guerrero family!

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Reminds me of Cody's (dont know what his gimmick was at that tine.)

u/ThatGuySage avatar

Dashing

u/ShazXV avatar

Mustache was after dashing Cody Rhodes. His gimmick then was just mustache.

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u/dawsonholloway1 avatar

He's given up his ability to hang out within three blocks of an elementary school to be ultimate heel.

u/DudleysCar avatar

Lexis King heat. His facial hair makes you hate him more.

I love it. Pete Dunne used to get "Topknot Wanker" chants too.

That is so funny. I love Pete's topknot but I still would have laughed.

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He looks like a young Eddie. So yeah, biggest scumbag in the world. God I hated Eddie as a kid the dude just pissed me off so much and it took a long time to realize just how brilliant Eddie was to be able to get heat just by how he looks.

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Wow. A father bullying his own son.

Bully Rey arc

Rey is gonna start wearing a beanie and Affliction t shirts?

u/nailedreaper avatar

Bully Ray vs Bully Rey vs Bully Rhea

please don't bully me, miss Ripley

u/Sidesicle avatar

bully me softly, brother

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I swear the longer this feud goes Rey is looking more heel that Dom. What a deadbeat.

It feels like they almost want this to happen, for a good bit of time it was a lot of Dom unprovoked attacking Rey / Rey wanting Dom to see the light

However recently it’s been a lot more Rey pushing, which feels like a good way to make Dom Babyface eventually (or atleast plant the seeds)

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u/Itsahootenberry avatar
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??? I don’t see Eddie bullying Dominik?

u/NikiPavlovsky avatar

Am I crazy or they kinda build Rey heel turn? He literally bullid him and make fun of Dom with his friends, there were interview, where he moved fault for Dom being criminal entirely on his wife, even Carlito turned on Rey mainly because Rey acted as asshole with replacing him with Lee and then Andrade. Hell Dom and Escobar also turn on him because he didn't respect them and put other people like Edge over them

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He really looks like a schoolyard bully here with a bunch of his entourage laughing at his jokes

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If this doesn't confirm the death of the PG era, then Its the least PG PG-TV show in history

u/Seminar_Ed avatar

How many folks here even know what a dirty Sanchez is?

u/Zcase253 avatar

People didn't spend enough time on urban dictionary and it shows.

or they didn't google the lyrics to the Vader vs. Hitler ERB

The fact that Urban Dictionary is almost a priority shows how we've turned as a society.

Anyone else learn all of their terms of debauchery from Newgrounds? 

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u/lockexxv avatar

yeh das da buwtt

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u/nailedreaper avatar

Uce Cena ought to give Dwayne a Pearl Necklace 2012, at the absolute height of PG era. As long as the wording is innocent they are fine with dirty second meanings.

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Wait what

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u/BadLuckFail avatar

I kinda want a double turn at some point. Rey actually just being a bully would be hilarious.

You mean exactly what he is now? Dom, Santos and now Carlito have all been disrespected by Rey! How does he keep getting away with this?!

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Rey Mysterio should be locked up for what he did to his kids the day when WWE13 was released.

I will never not pop for this. I will be on my death bed thinking "lmao that WWE 13 tweet" and then die.

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I also love his intro from some video (don't remember what it was) and he goes like "...I will 619 you and 69 your wife"

u/nailedreaper avatar

You'll be dying and thinking «can't Waite to beat my kids in heaven when they die as well»

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Enjoy619

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u/asteriaslex avatar

But he couldn't Waite

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u/Such-Box3417 avatar

Domoustache Mysterio is my new favourite heel

Thanks, I’m hijacking this name now lol

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Y'all wonder why people keep turning on Rey?

Look at how he treats his son!

It's pretty common for dads to roast poor fashion choices.

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Dom is a piece of shit, y'all are being gaslit

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Even though Dom is injured, he's still on TV. He's really a valuable wrestler in WWE now. And 2 years ago, he was in the purgatory with his deadbeat dad.

Look at Rey being a terrible influence on those younger superstars by bullying his own son. This is not how a good leader, mentor and father would conduct himself

#ReyDeservedIt

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We all know how difficult it can be to try to grow a mustache. Rey takes another L.

verbally abusive deadbeat dad

I understand that Rey Mysterio is a deadbeat dad but in his defense, it is Mexican tradition to give your kid a mean spirited nickname revolving around their appearance. Not excusing his abuse but this is pretty typical.

Whelp, some youngster is going to google dirty Sanchez now, god help them 😂

Rey's just salty that he can't get his son's majestic facial hair & has to stay masked up because of it

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Deadbeat Rey is also bald as a ball, obviously seethes with envy to the glorious mane Dom inherited from Eddie.

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I think I know a lot but then I look up what a dirty sanchez is and wonder “why????”

You know no matter how shitty the phase your son is going through you never humiliate him like that while he has a broken arm what a despicable human you are Mr Mysterio!

Rey is such a fucking bully, who does that to their supposed kid just to get some laughs from the next guys that will turn on him?

u/DefensaAcreedores avatar

"Está llorando" lol at Rey and LWO bullying Dirty Dom

How long before he starta calling himself Dominic Guerrerro?

He should come out with a low riser on PPV.

u/NikiPavlovsky avatar

Of course, of course first thing that this piss and shit doing after being drafted to RAW is making fun of poor Dom, especially after his girlfriend got injured.

u/Dingle_Flingle avatar

Dominik Mystachio

Can someone explain why rey called his son “dirty sanchez”

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i unironically want Dom to beat his "father" on a PLE somewhere after he heals,,,

Deadbeat dad makes fun of young son’s peach fuzz

u/CarlitoNSP1 avatar

For some reason, this sounds like a Konnan line. Maybe he brought it up to Rey.

u/DipsCity avatar

No wonder people keep betraying Rey

They really keep kayfabe alive!

Would Dom be Rey Mysterio Jr. Jr.?

u/aslanthemelon avatar

El Hijo de Rey Mysterio Jr.

Not to be confused with El Hijo de Rey Misterio I or II.

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u/TheLetterB14 avatar

I am an adult, if I want to grow a moustache I grow a moustache.

Proabably Dom

Deadbeat dad mocking his own son trying new things

This gives me ptsd. I heard this from my dad on a daily basis growing up 😭

Hi transofrmation into his biological father is nearly complete.

u/MajorsWotWot avatar

Man I really hope this builds into a bigger feud down the road and we have heel deadbeat dad Rey losing a hair vs mask match.

u/duckscanflytoo avatar

I actually like Dom’s mustache. Fits him, especially as a character.

It sure was fun trying to explain to my 10 year old son what he meant by Dirty Sanchez.

"Daaaaad"

u/Craft_Bandicoot avatar

Send for the man at the end there, Dom!

u/TribalismChief avatar

The whole face is the bad guy joke has really run thin. It was funny when Bobby did it because most places weren't doing it. ATP y'all are just jerking yourselves off. There might not be an industry worse at humor than pro wrestling