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I thought beer flowed down from the mountainsšŸ˜”

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Fucking lmao, is this the new "vaccines contain 5G"?

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Basically the latest iteration of ''synthetic/chemical = bad'' or the ol standard ''I hate it because it's new and I don't understand it''

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ā€œI ainā€™t putting that shit in my bodyā€ chases their hot pocket down with a Mountain Dew

While making sure their kids get their daily dose of lead through Lunchables, because giving them a real meal at school through government funding is socialism.

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Youā€™re talking too left-minded mate, brush your teeth. /s

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Hey at least they're not the lunchables they'd get at school. Those have more lead

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I know people who won't get vaccinated but they'll blow any powder presented at a party. It's maddening.

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It's got electrolytes

Lights cig

Literally saw this in the wild "I'm allergic to MSG" proceeds to shove a handful of Doritos down their throat, and finishes it off with a diet coke

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Maybe he meant he was allergic to the most sane government?

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God bless America.

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ā€œIt ainā€™t naturalā€ they typed on their phones, while sitting inside manufactured homes and wearing clothes made of synthetic fibers.

"It ain't natural" says man who is member of species that literally cannot survive in nature, and who's nature is precisely what he's deriding.

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Gotta love that all natural cyanide

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I figured this has more to do with pandering to his constituency?

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Surprisingly, the "lab meat is a satanic/illuminati plot" crowd of dumbasses predates the 5G conspiracy morons.

Soylent green is peepol

u/wannacumnbeatmeoff avatar

We have a Kebab House in town called Solent Green.

Makes me chuckle every time I walk past.

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I was looking for a watchband for sleep and found a wrist protector that stops the 5g from affecting you, yeah, because skin contact is all it takes, and those dumb stickers you can put on phones, they totally stop 5g.

If they did actually stop 5g people would complain that their data wasn't working

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Daily I wonder if I should just start a store for idiot esoterics and conservatives.

Sell them a $500 Brick wrapped in tinfoil or a $90 ā€ždo i trigger you snowflakesā€œ shirt or stuff like that

Just sell some bottles of water that "contain 100% organic natural dihydrogen monoxide". It's your piss.

That would technically be false advertising as piss isn't 100% water. Or if it is you're gonna need a hospital very soon.

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I too feel restricted by my morals every time I look at these piss for brains mobs.

PVC tube with wires, antenna, blinking lights, and a brick to weigh it down. Actually sells for $600 to "stop 5g"

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Expect the guy that couldnā€™t wipe is ass properly to think this is too sterile for beer production.

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Bullshit. 5g causes vaccines. Thatā€™s how they get you man.

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That's vaccines mate. Bullshit causes 5g to curve the earth against God's image and controls the bird drones.

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Ha! Bird drones arenā€™t real! As if!

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The anti-lab meat movement is actually tied DIRECTLY lobbying from the meat industry and in States with large beef cow production, who have passed laws banning lab meat SOLELY on the grounds of "protecting the industry". Not on safety or anything else. Only because they are afraid of an alternative that will cut into their profits.

Maybe, but this ban is also to protect the cattle industry from competition

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u/Various-Swim-8394 avatar

The thing that makes "lab meat" doesn't look anything like a lab. Almost like it's just a fear mongering term used by people with little understanding of science.

Isnā€™t that basically what the US political system runs on?

u/EndofNationalism avatar

ā€œMostā€ political systems.

Truth

Ehhhhhh I dunno

u/Horny-n-Bored avatar

Any English speaking developed country. US, Canada, UK, all importing American corporatist policies. It's so extremely effective in the states, why not have it everywhere else?

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u/intenseMisanthropy avatar

Just liberalism

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Donā€™t think Nazi Germany was run on liberalism.

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u/Inevitable-Gap-9352 avatar

And children's tears.

It's what conservative brains run on, according to a few studies. The thing that makes them conservative is they fear that mental discomfort you get when your beliefs about what something is or how something works are challenged by new information.

That pain is called cognitive dissonance and you can either change your beliefs, which can be uncomfortable, or you can reject new information and ideas, which is quick and easy but will come back to bite you if the information you reject is about a future threat, like a global pandemic.

The Robber Barons in the US figured this out about 100 years ago and began using focus groups to test out which ideas terrified conservatives the most and then began injecting them into as many topics as possible.

It worked. They figured out that they can make conservatives vote against their own interests by using taxes, gun rights, abortion, immigration, etc, against them. Even if someone otherwise is 90% leftist, if they have a conservative brain they'll vote for the conservative candidate appeals to them on a topic that scares them.

Now Iā€™m not sure but Iā€™ve been told American runs on Duncan

*Dunkin'

I heard that too

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Yes ā€¦ anything at scale is going look more like a factory.

Watch their faces when they see how bacon is made in the US... and how beef is 'grown in the US... basically any industrial manner of producing 'food'

u/Select-Difference-10 avatar

Are you cooked? Tf you think a lab actually looks like if not a bunch of equipment used for specific purposes within chemical processes?

I also think this Looks Like a lab. Sources: i watched breaking Bad.

u/Various-Swim-8394 avatar

You're talking to someone who's worked in a lab, and they sure don't tend to look like large hangars full of massive machinery that suspiciously resemble an industrial facility.

You have no idea what youā€™re talking about. This is a large scale bioreactor, the kind they would use at a manufacturing plant. This is how many biologic medications on the market are produced, and this is how cultured meat would be produced on a large scale for the market.

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Crazy how not all labs look the same and don't have the same equipment and glassware

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There's an episode in the show "Better Off Ted" where they grow meat in a lab, and I'm pretty sure some people saw that episode and thought that's how it would actually be done

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Not like a factory either, it looks like a pilot plant.

They are testing the formula, looking at expense estimates, food safety issues, etc. before scaling it to thousands of tons per month.

Does it look more like a Dachshund?

Tf is lab meat anyway

We can produce synthetic meat in lab settings using stem cells and the basic building blocks. We can even 3d print with it. Not economical yet, but itā€™s a work in progress.

Meat that was artificially grown in laboratories without the need to grow the rest of the animal.

While not yet commercial viable there are indicators that this might change in the near future.

Some of the benefits of artificially growing meat are that you don't need the open land needed to house a herd of animals, you don't nees food for those animals (which would also need open land to be grown) and you don't need to slaughter those animals.

This would severely lower the challenges a new competitor in the meat market would face.

Because of this at least one big meat producer has recently started a campaign against "Lab Meat" and as far as I know at least one US state has banned the sale of it.

The major problem at the moment is that most cell cultures (muscle definitely included) need serum rich medium. And the serum comes from dead animals. Synthetic serum miiiight be workable, but it's presently cheaper and easier to dump animal serum on, afaik.

you don't nees food for those animals (which would also need open land to be grown)

Even lab grown meat needs to eat. We would still need to grow food to produce it. The meat grows in a broth that contains glucose and proteins, which will need to come from somewhere.

"formulated growth medium, a nutrient-dense broth of purified water, salts, glucose, amino acids, and ā€œgrowth factorsā€ā€”the hormones, recombinant proteins, cytokines and other substances that regulate cell development and metabolism."

Ya, several States with large beef industries are either banning the sale of it, banning the use of the word "meat" when selling it, or are actively trying to pass laws doing the above, under the premise of "protecting the current farmers businesses. The You have all the cherry picked "science" that is trying to spin lab grown meat as scary or bad for the environment.

It all comes down to money.

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It's what Aliens/NHI make from the organs they harvest from cattle/livestock...Ā  And sometimes humans...

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If its retriever, I may skip dinner, if it's made in a controlled environment like 95 of all pharmaceuticals, then I'll tuck in. If people survive gas-station hotdogs, other artificial meats probably wont make more damage.

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It looks exactly like a lab, though. Just not the high school lab type. Everyone in r/chemicalengineering pictures a typical lab looking pretty much like the top picture.

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Honestly I think "lab meat" comes across better than "meat I made in my meat making thingamajig"

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u/RampantJellyfish avatar

So is John Fetterman a fucking idiot now?

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He's slipping in popularity with the people who voted for him, so he's attempting to pivot to the rural voters. Or he's receiving "donations" from the beef industry.

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Itā€™s Pennsylvania. Itā€™s a core constituency(farmers) and itā€™s not like he was gonna win elections by hanging rainbow flags all day.

Dude was always like this. Reddit liberals just didnā€™t pay attention to his other policies.

That being said, someone should respond with an industrial farming photo. Because thatā€™s the majority of meat production anyway.

Heā€™s also pushing to ban the word ā€œmilkā€ from plant based milks. Heā€™s totally getting money from the beef lobby.

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That would make sense as they are his constituents and that is usually who politicians fundraise from.

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Or he just thought it was cool?

I didn't interpret his tweet ad negative, it's just a cool piece of hardware that makes tasty unmeats

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Welp, I guess the stroke did fuck his brain up.

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The stroke he had melted his brain lol

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I am surprised by so many of his statements lately. I Guess it makes sense to try his best to appeal to the middle in a swing state, but thatā€™s not what got him elected.

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He's demonstrably been a fucking idiot for many months now. He just did a really good job hiding it to get elected, then pulled the bait and switch.

Yes he is a turncoat, joined up with the fascists because his sweet, cushy senator job is just the absolute tits and no way heā€™s going to give up that for dumbass principals or some shit like thatā€¦..

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I eat meat for the flavor and texture. Once they can get that right, I donā€™t care if it comes from a Slurm queenā€™s behind.

Exactly!

Having read Upton Sinclair, lived on a farm, and seen a chicken processing plantā€¦ that ā€meat machineā€ looks fucking amazeballs!!! If it tastes good and doesnā€™t give me brain tumors Iā€™m inā€¦ Fire up grill!

You mean I can just print cap steaks without having to ruin the ribeye? Sign me the fuck up!

That's not really possible and may never be. It's a completely different approach from this vat format which itself isn't really scalable.

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*not possible yet

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u/tries4accuracy avatar

The screams from a hog confinement are a symphony of torment, fear and nightmares.

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u/brucewillisman avatar

"Wimmy wham wham wozzle!"