Three hot girls, four guys, and one mega-swanky yacht collide for a serious night of drugs and sexual deviancy. One debaucherous act goes too far though, turning this teen joy ride into a weekend of bloody bedlam.
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Whoever came up with donkey punch should have attached a footnote stating "NOT TO BE ATTEMPTED BY COMPLETE MORONS" 😂.
The plot involves a group of girls who join a group of boys on a yacht and are partying, having drugs and are involved in hardcore sexual activities but a guy named josh donkey punches Lisa with an excessive force and she dies, leading to a wave of panic among the boys who are confronted by Lisa's friends which in turn leads to a cat and mouse game.
The problem with donkey punch is that it takes itself too seriously and is trying to be a horror thriller but could have been a great horror comedy, the reason being you…
I always responded to these kind of Thrillers. A group of people, at an isolated location, something goes wrong, one bad decision leads to another and step by step the situation escalates. It’s an old but proven formula but it leaves room for some interesting character dynamics and explorations. And Donkey Punch does quite a lot with that concept and shows you can make a tense and psychologically interesting movie with a small budget. This is largely thanks to the excellent cast of young but motivated actors who are all very believable in their parts. The cast really is key in making a movie like this work and they fortunately nailed that part. Technically, this movie is solid but it’s…
If you don't know what a donkey punch is, then this film will come as a big surprise. A tale of debauchery with tragic results, this is a movie that quickly descends into a cliched mess with one implausible scenario after another.
It's Spain, it's Summer, and three British lads are on the pull in Majorca. When they hook up with three young women from Leeds, they invite them on to a yacht for some fun. A fourth young man is in charge of the boat and they soon head out to sea for a drug-fueled party. Drinks are consumed, drugs are taken, clothes are lost. Sounds like a regular night out for most on their holidays, but things are…
Lets address the elephant in the room here, the DVD artwork says "Sexiest thriller", a Donkey Punch involves anal sex and during the vinegar strokes, punching the recipient in the back of the head.
If you think that's sexy or thrilling, this is for you.
I am absolutely gobsmacked at the low ratings for this film here on letterboxd.
I watched Donkey Punch a few times back in 2008 and it was maybe the most tense film in memory, so when I started it again tonight I imagined it wouldn't be as frightening as before. I've seen hundreds of movies since then. Disturbing horror and suspense films, so you know, I figured this wouldn't blow me away like before.
The first half is better than I recall. It's colorful and fun and has a continuous soundtrack of some of my favorite music. And the rest of the film has me so terrified I can't barely take a breath. I still find the gender line fuzzy…
Holiday recommendations:
1. Don't do meth
2. Don't donkey punch someone
3. Definitely don't smoke meth and/or donkey punch someone
But where's the donkey? Very misleading.
All jokes aside, this is a pretty vile movie with it's main goal to shock you than anything else.
How the fuck did this get on my watchlist???
[x] shallow characters
[x] predictable screenwriting
[x] characters behave fucking stupid
[x] hardly any suspense
PS: Even if your budget is tinier than your penis, it's still no excuse for making a film visually as fucking dull as this one.
"This is not right."
"Look. I've worked too fucking hard to let your brother fuck it all up. This way, everyone gets their lives back."
"Not everyone."
I hadn't seen Donkey Punch since 2008 and wasn't sure whether it would hold up to my opinion of it then, which, to be honest, I didn't really recall. I've seen far too many films and dealt with far too many taxing issues since 2008 to really remember a film I've only seen once all that well. It's a little slow to get started and I thought it felt a bit like Hostel in the early going, with the three young women looking to get into a bit of trouble to help the…
