2022 Directed by David Leitch
Unlucky assassin Ladybug is determined to do his job peacefully after one too many gigs gone off the rails. Fate, however, may have other plans, as Ladybug's latest mission puts him on a collision course with lethal adversaries from around the globe—all with connected, yet conflicting, objectives—on the world's fastest train.
Brad Pitt Joey King Aaron Taylor-Johnson Brian Tyree Henry Andrew Koji Hiroyuki Sanada Michael Shannon Bad Bunny Sandra Bullock Zazie Beetz Logan Lerman Masi Oka Karen Fukuhara Kevin Akiyoshi Ching Minchi Murakami Kaori Taketani Toshitaka Katsumi Jim Garrity Emelina Adams Jenson Cheng Nobuaki Shimamoto Yoshi Sudarso Johanna Watts Ian Martinez Tania Verafield Pancho Cardena Julio Gabay Andrea Muñoz Nancy Daly Show All…
Ross Dunkerley Nick Zeigler Joseph M. Schmitz Brian Minzlaff Loren Johnson Trish Herremans Prithvi Parmar Kriti Mor
Elizabeth Keenan Nathan W. Bailey Celina Hollaender Chris Larsen Natascha Matzat Sam Page Adorjan Portik Karen Riemenschneider Joe Weber
Steven John Brown Jeff Imada Greg Rementer Trevor Logan Chris Palermo PeiPei Alena Yuan Justin Yu Travis Wong Tyler Witte Willie Weber Kyro Wavebourne Cord Walker Sera Trimble Philip Tan Yoshi Sudarso Daniel Stevens Nikki Stanley Josh Seifert Cale Schultz Kellina Rutherford Gabriel 'G-Rod' Rodriguez Armand Rabanal Allen Quindiagan Nathaniel Perry Woon Young Park Ho-Sung Pak Allan Padelford Joe Ordaz Cameron Okubo Chris O'Hara Gemma Nguyen Anthony N. Tadahiro Nakamura Kyle Murillo Mike Mukatis Trevor Morgan Marco Morales Hiroo Minami Kyle Mclean Rachel McDermott Braxton McAllister Monica Lopez Aleman Jalil Jay Lynch Sam Ly Kurt D. Lott Daniel Locicero Will Leong Colby Lemmo Michael Lehr West LeClay Brian Le Jay Kwon Ross Kohnstam Lu Junchang Kirk A. Jenkins Yoshio Iizuka Alvin Hsing Alfred Hsing Randy Haynie Jimmy Hart Chad Guerrero Jr. Jason Gray Michelle Jubilee Gonzalez Andrew Franklin Andrew DiBartolomeo Brandon Cornell Evan Copage Alvin Chon Anis Cheurfa Jenson Cheng Micaiah Chau Mike Chaturantabut Hymnson Chan Richard Cetrone Richard Burden Nick Benseman Sala Baker Can Aydin Tsuyoshi Abe
Merc Arceneaux Jean Ann Black Robert Kato DeStefan Carleigh Herbert Whitney James Michelle Audrina Kim Marissa Lafayette Ken Niederbaumer Ashley Tarver Richard Redlefsen Rory Gaudio Stephen Bettles
Швидкісний потяг, 弾丸列車, Скоростной поезд, Быстрее пули, พลิกขบวนล่า นักฆ่ามหากาฬ, רכבת קליע, 子弹列车, Trem-Bala, Швидкісний поїзд, 불릿 트레인, Suikast Treni, A gyilkos járat, Tren bala, ტყვიის მატარებელი, ブレット・トレイン, רכבת הקליע, 殺手列車, Sát Thủ Đối Đầu, Brzina metka, ระห่ำด่วน ขบวนนักฆ่า, قطار فائق السرعة, Train à grande vitesse, Bullet Train: Comboio Bala, Убийствен влак, Kulkų ekspresas, Ložu ekspresis, Trenul asasinilor, 子彈列車, قطار سریعالسیر, Hiter kot strel, Брзина метка, ئوق پويىزى, बुलेट ट्रेन, Killerite kiirrong
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aaron taylor mother fucking johnson smoking a cigarette like a slut is enough reason for you to see this movie.
You know what, it’s an original, ambitious action comedy that has VERY consistent tone and pacing, actual themes (i mean, they’re definitely there), looks good, has tight action, occasional early Guy Ritchie vibes, and an excellent cast who all came to play. Is it kind of a mess? Yes. Do the jokes always land? God no. Was I getting sick of Brad Pitt’s character? A little! Did I learn too much Thomas the Tank Engine lore? Maybe! But god dammit if I didn’t have a fun time at the theater with my friends and laugh my ass off a few times. Didn’t need or want much else out of this.
I believe this now holds the Guinness World Record for most Thomas the Tank Engine references in a single movie
