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7/10
Predictable yet entertaining
kosmasp21 November 2018
It's not like you won't be able to see where this is going. But it's not about where it ends up (though there is a funny montage for that too, if you are open minded to it that is), but how it goes there. And while you can guess the twists and turns even before they come around the corner, the actors make it worth it all - more than decent performances.

Not Academy Award material, but still a really good movie that does entertain it a light way, that should be able to touch your heart. It's a bit crazy at times and it might seem to make no sense either at certain cornerstones. Stick with it though and just enjoy the ride if you can. The actors obviously had fun ...
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2/10
wrong as a comedy
SnoopyStyle30 November 2018
In 1977, scientists Ben Morin (Matthew Goode) and his wife Catherine (Toni Collette) want to prove the dominance of nurture over nature, influenced by their own childhood experiences. They are having a baby and propose to have him raised by artists parents. With two other babies, they chose them to be also raised to be their biological opposites.

After watching Three Identical Strangers, this would have a difficult time as a comedy. Instead of quirky, this may work as a dark drama. Its quirkiness is desperate to be funny which only makes the disturbing concepts even more off-putting. Also it's hard to remember the individual children's nature vs nurture changes. They don't become real 3-D characters. It seems highly unscientific to put them all together in the same place. There's nothing to prevent them from influencing each other. I can't laugh at this couple and I can't laugh with this movie. It's trying for something that is never going to work.
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2/10
A really poor script destroys an interesting concept
jacmtl-0853219 March 2019
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Others in this string have pointed out, justifiably, how much this film tries to catch the tone of a Wes Anderson film - and fails quite badly. When a film is pretty much wall-to-wall narration, you know that the writers simply could not find their way into the story. The first 10 minutes are pure, raw exposition - mostly about the past of the parents - information that is supposed to by dryly ironic and funny - it is neither. After laying so much expositional pipe, the writers then proceed to ignore the emotional heart of the story - the children. They labour under the false impression that this is a story about the parents (they can't even decide on which parent is the actual protagonist!) almost completely overlooking the far, far richer ground offered by the kids. The nature/nurture debate is barely dramatized - instead, we are presented a series of more-or-less discrete episodic events that never accrete to form as world we can accept and believe in. There is never a really, deeply felt and earned moment of self realisation on the part of the parents - no, "OMG, what have we done!" moment that would at least redeem them somewhat. But this does not deter the filmmakers from forcing a completely unearned moment of reconciliation at the end when the family is momentarily reunited at the kid's private school and watch, gormless and idiotically, as their family history of warm intimate moments unspools in one of the son's film project. Didn't the director understand that these moments, or at least some of them, had to have been seen prior to this moment? Didn't he realized that we, as an audience, had to live through at least some of these good times in order for the little home movie to mean something to us? The screenplay is truly awful - poorly structured, much too reliant on voice-over, lingers far too long on irrelevant and redundant exposition and never gets under the skin of the characters. the greatest fault is perhaps that the filmmakers could never decide who story they wanted to tell. What is worst for English Quebec cinema is that the filmmakers had everything they needed to be successful: a great cast, a committerd producer, lovely cinematography, beautiful locations - they just forgot to bring the essentials; imagination and a script doctor who would have put them right. This is a poor sophomore feature effort from the team who did the spare but excellent "Whitewash."
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7/10
surprising
yusufpiskin17 February 2019
A great critique of society. today's families are actually experiencing such feelings. It is important for them to make children like themselves. Do not rely on low ratings. Keep the blu-ray, keep it. Toni Collette is awesome. the children actors are also very good. and Stephen Rennicks' music is tremendous.
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5/10
It's watchable but not good.
alexpoleshuk9 February 2019
This movie is a pale imitation of a Wes Anderson film. It has an interesting premise with good actors, but ultimately come out flat.
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6/10
nature vs nurture
ferguson-630 March 2018
Greetings again from the darkness. Billed as a comedy, the movie will leave most viewers wondering wherefore art the laughs. Filmmaker Emanuel Hoss-Desmarais and his co-writer Marc Tulin aim high with a grown-up level look at the trials and tribulations of parenting - complicated here by a science experiment gone awry.

Matthew Goode plays Ben, the son of a long line of renowned scientists, and Toni Collette plays Catherine, the daughter of two noted physicists. The two nerds (a term of admiration) meet in graduate school, fall in love, and hatch a plan to conduct a revolutionary sociological scientific experiment. In 1977 they convince an arrogant and glory-seeking rich guy named Gertz (Michael Smiley) to fund an experiment with a premise that boils down to their intention of settling the nature vs. nurture debate once and for all.

Ben and Catherine plan to take their biological son Luke and turn him into an artist, while at the same time raising two adopted kids contrary to their genetic heritage. Maya, born into a family of "nitwits" will be raised as a Brainiac, while Maurice, born into a violent household, will be developed as a pacifist. It's an interesting set-up that also includes Russian athlete Samsonov (Andreas Apergis) as their live-in caregiver/nanny, and Mrs. Tridek (Fionnula Flanagan) as Gertz's well-meaning assistant.

The story jumps ahead to 1989 when Gertz arrives for the 12 year check-up and evaluation. When he deems the children to be "average", Ben and Catherine are devastated. Gertz threatens them with bankruptcy if the experiment isn't successfully expedited so he can publish the desired results. Mrs. Tridek also functions as the narrator who fills in the gaps with some details that might ordinarily leave us a bit confused.

Predictability rears its ugly head in the final act, and the film slips into more traditional cinematic story-telling and characterizations. Emotions and greed are the natural responses to the deception that has occurred, and while the adults leave us disappointed, it's at this point where the story finally shifts to the kids and we get to see the winner in the nature vs. nurture battle. Where the film works best is in its look at just how powerful and overwhelming parenting can be, regardless of the brain power and intentions one brings to the situation. Toss in some greed and the power of biology, and the final analysis can't be shocking, even if the film itself doesn't quite live up to its premise.
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5/10
Dark Humor Isn't Sustained & Movie Loses Its Focus
larrys329 May 2018
The way this film began, I thought I might be onto something here with its dark humor leading the way. However, as the movie progressed it not only seemed to lose its focus but its humor as well.

Matthew Goode and Toni Collette star as two professors of science who obtain funding from a foundation led by Michael Smiley to use 2 adopted children plus their own soon-to-be baby in an experiment that they feel will prove no one must be a prisoner to their genetic make-up.

So for example, one of their adopted children, who comes from a family of "dolts" will be nurtured and home schooled so that she will become a "brainiac". In this controlled environment, they hope to confirm their hypotheses and eventually publish their findings.

However, aside from the fact that their children are treated like lab rats and are not told what is occurring, things will eventually go awry in various ways as does the movie itself, which seems to fall apart.

Overall, some of the very dark humor does work at times here, with Andreas Apergis quite funny as the assistant sent over by Smiley to help the parents. To note, for those concerned there's nudity in the film, as well as some rather explicit and suggestive sexual references. There's also what I thought was a rather despicable scene where an animal is killed in an experiment and a young girl is blamed for its death.
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7/10
A nice surprise
jellyrhubarb3 October 2020
I stumbled upon this quirky comedy and stayed for the duration. Toni Collette is great as always. It was particularly fun to see Matthew Goode hiding his good looks behind a beard and big glasses. Don't think I've ever seem him so animated, not stuck playing the beautiful cool guy as usual.

The lakeside setting and period details were engaging. Music was good. Really an unexpected delight to watch this during stress covid19 times.
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1/10
A Nothing Film
clintstevens14 July 2018
What a silly waste of 90 minutes. The movie makes no sense. The adults are shown to be supposed scholars, which is far from the case. The only smart characters are the three children. Watching the father encourage his young son to have sexual stimulation by forcing him to watch old vintage photos of naked women was, at the very least, disturbing. And the fact that the boy walks out shows which one is the smart one.

Billed as a comedy, I found nothing at all humorous in the story. I am sure there are pseudo-intellectuals who will find hidden meanings and symbolism here, but I found it to be a waste of time.
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5/10
Nowhere near as funny or engaging as it should have veen
Ruskington15 October 2020
An interesting concept but let down by a poorly constructed script, underwhelming lead performances and a lot of gags that completely miss the mark.
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7/10
Unique & Different
emilybowdidge1 February 2019
Watching this movie is so easy,because it is shot very well and the aesthetic is very pleasing. Matthew Goode does an AMAZING job as does Toni Collette! And all the cast! This movie is so funny,and just..just..Good. I find it like satire for socioloists and psychologists. Love this movie,one of my favourite comedies.
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9/10
A very sensible, unique and hilarious satire of a family
juanlive-5756624 May 2020
Most of the critics missed badly the point and are confusing the frame with the story.

The film is not about "nurting vs nature". That is the subject of the experiment of a character.

The film is a satire of the family. The real subject of the film is how every parent, at some point, actually behave as if they should report back their results to a scientific commitee. The russian reporter is in our minds. The boss-scientist are our internal conceptions, preconceptions and misconceptions about how our childrens should be. And the portuguese scientists are other supposedly perfect families that we may take as a model and make us behave as if we were in a capitalist competition to bring the better childres to the world.
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A unique and enjoyable watch
Gordon-119 November 2019
This film tells the story of a scientist couple raising three children.

The story is very interesting and very different from other films. The topic is unique, and the result is a thought provoking journey. It is funny and light hearted as well, given the ethical question marks of the situation. It is an enjoyable watch.
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9/10
I love it...
RosanaBotafogo24 June 2021
I love it all so much, that family, delight, the desire to live in the movie, Toni Collette always splendidly, fun and mother lioness, suffering in paradise, children always steal the scenes with their adventures, an audacious experiment, in my opinion, the social and genetic influences influence in the proportion of 50%, not being absolute, there may be greater and lesser degree of changes depending on how influenceable/determined and the being... Highlight for the soundtrack, simple outcome...
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4/10
This never went anywhere
juneebuggy3 October 2019
An okay movie, It had potential, started out good enough and then just kind of flopped as we spend 12 years watching two married scientists home school their kids in the woods. They've taken on a project and grant to explore the concept of 'nature vs nature' by raising three children in opposition to their supposed genetic tendencies.

This never really went anywhere and got boring fast, the breakdown of a marriage, winter in every single scene no matter the passage of time. It's meant to be a comedy, not so much, more occasionally amusing, the Russian guy had his moments "I'll be in the shower." I'd give this a miss.
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1/10
money + mediocrity = mediocrity Warning: Spoilers
The story: Millionaire wants glory, so he pays 1,4 million dollars so that 2 scientists can home school 3 kids for 12 years, to make them the opposite of what their parents are, in order to prove that nurture is more influential to child development than their DNA (nature). The 2 scientists have one biological kid, so they train him to be an artist, because that's supposed to be the opposite of a scientist. The 2 other kids are adopted: a girl from a family of idiots (so they'll teach her to be a genius), and a boy from a family of aggressive people (so they'll teach him be a peace guru). After some years, the millionaire says their kids are average, and they gotta push the kids further. So the mom thinks there's something wrong with the kids and brings a friend who tells them they are alright. The dad tries harder, making weird psychological experiments. They emotionally break up. The children get away from them. The millionaire says: Well, you guys did a major mistake, so you gotta pay me the 1.4 million dollars back, according to our contract. BUT, the truth is I've been experimenting on you. I wanted to see how far people who think are doing good will do unethical things. So if you let me write a book about that, I'll waiver the money debt, for me being able to publish a book about you without any of you having a say on it. They sign. The book comes out saying bad things about the scientists, it gets to number 17 on the most bought books. The kids read it. The scientists barge in their schools to talk to them. The kids are annoyed they've been lied to. The scientists tell them it wasn't all a lie, and they love the kids. The scientists are carried away from the school. On a second meeting the kids are fine with the scientists. At the end, one of the kids is an artist, another is an activist, and the last is a lawyer. Not the story/ my opinion: The millionaire was doing a lot of hooker and cocaines, before and after the book project. It makes no sense for him to pay 1.4 million dollars on this project, not even if his intent was to write some other book. The two scientists are far from intelligent, rational, planned or even knowledgefull about child psychology (even though that has been their job for 12 years). The way that those kids get adopted, get taken away from the scientists, and are still put in a very expensive school makes no sense. The way the scientists have problems with the kids listening to rock and roll, and reading porn, but don't care that all of them are making tribal paintings on their faces makes no sense. The fact that these scientists would only be parenting/ teaching these kids and have no more work beside that makes no sense. None of the characters are charismatic or slightly intelligent. The way that these 3 homeschooled kids can easily socialise, take leadership positions, say weird without getting bullied makes no sense. There's a point in the movie, where the kids are staging a play based on a book, and the dad says that the play was bad, because one of the kids was narrating, and that the story should flow from the actors. BUT HE DIDN'T WRITE THE BOOK (which means the scientist is an idiot)! AND THE MOVIE IS NARRATED (which means the movie is acknowledging that the movie is bad)! So, in conclusion, if this movie was an experiment, what would we have learned from it? That no matter how much money a mediocre person is given (the scientist, and the writer of the movie, and director, and actors), the result will be mediocre as well (kids, and the score on the imdb), and it will make no sense for that person to have been given that amount of money.
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9/10
Different!
rosenda-136973 July 2018
I love how each character relates to each other, the humor, the concept, the twist. Maybe its not the best of movies but it is definitely a must watch !!!
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8/10
257. Birthmarked
tfminfl24 July 2018
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Its always cool, when you randomly pick a movie to watch and its not only good, but interesting as well... Two scientists meet, accidentally touch hands, they fall in love, get married, get pregnant, then decide to use that child as a guinea pig in a social experiment... nature vs nurture, or raise the child totally to defy their genetic disposition, and while they're at it, they'll adopt two more to run similar experiments with... Its like this... they adopt a daughter, that came from a family of really dumb people, I mean really dumb, but they are going to raise her as if she's going to be wicked smaht. They also adopt a son, who's past relatives lean towards the criminal and violent side, and they raise him as a pacifist... And their own boy, a child born of two scientists, they will raise as an artist, the uni-boob, is one of my favorite pieces of his art. Does it blow up in their face? Well I won't tell, but seriously though, if it didn't blow up in their faces would there be a movie??? Well acted and a cool story. Oh, did I mention its a dark comedy. Go for it!! Filmbufftim on FB.
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8/10
Wonder why you can't do your kids' common core math?
jij981116 April 2018
A brilliant satire on why academics are your superiors and actually believe it. And you will learn exactly why common core math was deliberately designed to put you in your place. This film is very funny in a goodnatured way and has some very funny lines and detours. You will learn the results of an 'experiment' to determine decisively the answer to the long time debate of nature vs. nurture. Not.
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8/10
This film is a failed experiment !!!
tvcp7 May 2018
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This is what all happens in the film: 1) Two scientists (Ben and Catherine) marry, and decide to raise kids as an experiment to prove power of nurture over nature. One would be their own son, Luke, with scientific inheritance but would be raised as an artist. Another one would be the daughter (Maya) of ordinary middle class people but would be raised as an intellectual. The third one, Maurice, with family history of violence and anger would be raised as a pacifist in Gandhian ideology.

2) They approach a rich man (Mr. Gertz) who is interested in science and ask for funds. He agrees as he finds their idea groundbreaking.

3) They raise the children on a secluded country-side house which belongs to Ben's forefathers. One of them is an assistant (Samsonov) hired by Gertz to help the family as well as keep a record of "parenting experiment".

4) The experiment goes wrong and children become frustrated by their parents and their ways of treating them. Specially the father who is focused on doing anything in the name of science (showing his son pornographic pics of nude women and ask him to convert his sexual desire by performing a dance while looking at the pics) while the mother is shocked to see their moral behaviors (they act out a sex scene while performing a play from a pornographic novel), especially their sexual development and thoughts.

5) Mother becomes ill, possibly depressed, and her doctor advises to go on a leave of few days outside their residence. After some clashes between the parents, they decide for the holiday. While this trip is being planned, children decide to run away from house and injure parents and the assistant by the car.

6) Court takes away the kids and sends them to a special care school while parents separate from each other. Meanwhile, Gertz tells them that the parents have to pay him $1.4 million as the experiment has failed. He also discloses another experiment that he was doing on Morin family with the help of Samsonov, where he was recording the behaviors of parents and the whole family. So he puts another choice in front of them. They have to sign a document where they will have no objection to whichever way Gertz publishes the results of his two experiments. If they accept this condition, they he will relieve them of that repay of fund money. They both agree to this.

7) The story takes a turn when through a book, the kids come to know about the experiment their parents were doing on them. Parents apologize to them and the family reunites.

The film lacks emotions, becomes boring, is highly predictable, and does not excite at any point. Ben is a very lethargic character, who seems over-exhausted throughout the movie, as if he is doing some great science which is not shown anywhere. Except few places like where he does a maze experiment where he sets up a furnace and asks the daughter to move a rat through the maze and decide which direction rat has to take. One of her decisions throws the rat in the furnace and the girl screams out of guilt and fear. The experiment looked even poorer than a 6th grade model. Most lacking thing from the movie was almost zero depictions of any real experimental stuff. There was really no science anywhere.

Catharine, the mother, looked like a typical mother throughout the movie, and not any great scientist doing some family experiment. She is a worried mother, who is concerned about her children getting aggressive or displaying immoral sexual acts. She is bothered about where this whole experiment thing is going and doesnt find herself comfortable in continuing this "science". Then she gets depressed by all the family stress and decides to take medicines. Her husband is careless and does weird science discussions or has those thoughts. She seems to be the one who is concerned in putting family together and father is following her all the time. Ben is a confused scientist and a confused father who doesn't have any clue to what he is doing. He reads about some new scientific finding and begins to implement on the kids, which obviously kids dislike (like giving beans for dinner and throwing away TV).

The movie brings issues of ethical science into discussion when Gertz threatens Morin family with the publication of his findings regarding the sort of experiment he was attempting on the Morins. His experiment sounded unethical and cruel.

The best part is that the film makes a satire on scientific researches involving humans and capitalist market exploiting science for its own needs. Gertz is a rich man with enough money inherited to invest in science. But he cares least about any good science and in turn wants to earn fame and recognition through unethical practices. He is apathetic to the emotions of a family for the sake of his pride and fame. He exploits scientists as well as a family.

Overall, the movie is a good watch, a different story and a must watch. Film justifies family bonds and emotional ties over the abstract ideology of science. There are certain elements inherent to human nature which science can not capture under any objective lens. More than nurture vs nature, it was film about subjectivity vs objectivity, real vs abstract, and science vs emotions. The kids turn out to be different from what their parents were experimenting for. Finally it was the personal experience that wins in the end, and neither nature nor nurture.
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6/10
bad parenting
ksf-26 November 2020
From Canada! a scientific experiment where two married professors raise children as science experiments. Nature versus nurture. The only big name in here I recognize is Toni Collette, who always picks quirky roles. she was nominated for Sixth Sense. Here, she's Catherine, mom to the kids. and when things get weird, they bring in Doctor julie (Suzanne Clément) to make sure the kids are normal. and Julie says... it's the PARENTS who are screwed up! the kids are just fine. directed by Emanuel Hoss-Desmarais. Story by Marc Tulin. hasn't done a whole lot, acc to imdb. it's okay.
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7/10
Welm done social science comedy
quevaal5 November 2018
This movie is a lot better than what the current rating of 5.7 suggests. I think to fully be able to enjoy it, you need to be familiar with the nature / nurture debate and also enjoy the somewhat dark comedy. You can not expect the science to be sound. Helium does not explode, and the experiments would be a failure from start to finish in real life. Still, there are actually people who think that nurture is everything and the movie is best seen as playing around with this idea plus some added drama and warmth.
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4/10
A sad "The Royal Tenembaums" copycat
floras_nightmare2 December 2018
So, the story líne is interesting enough. But it's SO Tenembaums that kinda makes you angry and it's painful to watch the similarities that are all over the movie... Not a good movie guys
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10/10
Surprised at how funny it was
leightonbowd11 November 2020
Really enjoyed watching this film, good cast, good storyline. Pleasantly surprised and would recommend giving it a watch
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10/10
Pleased
emmadeneva12 August 2018
The cast, the story...amazing. I think that the director succeed to capture all of the emotions of the characters and I strongly recommend this movie.
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