Bill Murray Quotes

• Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

  Bill Murray

  Inspirational, Blood, Giving

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• Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

  Bill Murray

  People, Common Sense, Needs

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• People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

  Bill Murray

  Music, Truth, Honesty

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• Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

  Bill Murray

  Humor, Deep Thought, Dying

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• Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

  Bill Murray

  New Friendship, Stuff, Mets

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  Be available for life to happen.

  Bill Murray

  Happens, Available

  "The Best Quotes From Bill Murray’s Hour-Long Charlie Rose Interview" by Moze Halperin, flavorwire.com. February 13, 2014.

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  The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are at your job, the better you are with yourself.

  Bill Murray

  Jobs, Work, Comedian

  "With Bill Murray, Just Take the Trip". Interview with Dave Itzkoff, www.nytimes.com. November 28, 2012.

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• Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.

  Bill Murray

  People, World, Traps

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• Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

  Bill Murray

  Believe, Trying, Hard

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• I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

  Bill Murray

  Years, Two, My Birthday

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  Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing.

  Bill Murray

  Thinking, Errors

  "Old stone face cracks" by Garth Pearce, www.theguardian.com. October 21, 2005.

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• You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

  Bill Murray

  Eye, Phones, Boring

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• We're Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.

  Bill Murray

  Country, Travel, Home

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• Grab this day by the neck and kiss it.

  Bill Murray

  Kissing, Necks, This Day

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• My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses

  Bill Murray

  Moon, Iphone, Pigs

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• Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

  Bill Murray

  Alcohol, Liquid, Photoshop

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  The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

  Bill Murray

  Real, Unique, Self

  "His Holiness, the Bill Murray" By David G. Allan, www.cnn.com. March 7, 2018.

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• Life is a game, and it's much more fun if you play it as your own game, so stay light and loose and relaxed.

  Bill Murray

  Fun, Light, Games

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• The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything.

  Bill Murray

  Wise, Wise Words, Relaxed

  "20 Essential Steps To Mastering The Zen-Like Lifestyle Of Bill Murray" by Dustin Rowles, uproxx.com. January 21, 2014.

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• I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I have hundreds of people waiting in line to abuse me!

  Bill Murray

  Encouragement, Hard Work, Waiting In Line

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• You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.

  Bill Murray

  Adventure, Common Sense, Whiskey

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• I try to be available for life to happen to me. We're in this life, and if you're not available, the sort of ordinary time goes past and you didn’t live it. But if you're available, life gets huge. You're really living it.

  Bill Murray

  Past, Trying, Ordinary

  "Charlie Rose", charlierose.com. February 10, 2014.

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• The automatic things you do are basically those things that keep you from doing the better things you need to do.

  Bill Murray

  Needs

  Source: www.wbur.org

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• Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.

  Bill Murray

  Stripes, Underwear, Unusual

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• You work, you get paid, you drink.

  Bill Murray

  Drink, Paid

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