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I installed "marry everyone" and set a goal of marrying every woman in the game. I'm about 2/3rds through.

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Everyday we stray closer towards crusader kings

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Yup.

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Can you get them all pregnant at once?

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Yup, I just sat in a city for like 5 minutes and they all got pregnant.

...I have bad news for you buddy.

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No reload time ?

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They just sizzor with your spunk inside them and pass it along that way

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mf makes Caladria an Isekai harem💀

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Your comment made me imagine Bannerlord with a Gundam mod and now I want one

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Does the game end in victory when you marry Rhagaea?

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no, it does not unfortunately, you just become the ruler of the Southern empire and she joins your clan.

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You become the ruler of the empire?????? That's new, back then you couldn't marry her at all iirc

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Thank God for Mods!

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I didn't know that. Hmmm, cool

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What do you mean “everyone”? Come back when you’ve married every woman and every man in calradia.

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That's the name of the mod, but I suppose it won't hurt to marry all the men and women.

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Yeah, we don't want to take this too far....

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Ah a true Aserian Emir 🐫👑

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:camel_emoji:

u/nerdherdv02 avatar

Uniting the world through forceful love.

Hey it’s not forceful, he paid their families for each & everyone of them to love him, it’s just business. 🤰

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u/toresman avatar

Genghis Khan simulator (yes he married every single one of his concubines so all his children were legitimate)

u/LordWellesley22 avatar

Forgets to change Gavelkind

Dies

(Did that in CK2 once well I did not forget I got killed by my sister in a duel but don't worry I killed her at the same time so the war just Abruptly ended)

u/CheezeCrostata avatar

That's some sister you've had.

u/LordWellesley22 avatar

Yes she started a fucking succession Crisis so I had her Husband and children executed

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Yikes

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Do you know who has the most amount of illegemite children (in the whole of history of the world)?

u/Sabertooth767 avatar

It seems like Augustus II "the Strong" is the leader, having fathered 360+ children with numerous different mistresses.

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Augustus II the Strong

Augustus II (12 May 1670 – 1 February 1733), most commonly known as Augustus the Strong, was Elector of Saxony from 1694 as well as King of Poland and Grand Duke of Lithuania in the years 1697–1706 and from 1709 until his death in 1733. He belonged to the Albertine line of the House of Wettin. Augustus' great physical strength earned him the nicknames "the Strong", "the Saxon Hercules" and "Iron-Hand". He liked to show that he lived up to his name by breaking horseshoes with his bare hands and engaging in fox tossing by holding the end of his sling with just one finger while two of the strongest men in his court held the other end.

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The Russian army.

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Apparently, if you're male, there's a 0.5% chance you are a direct descendent of Genghis Khan.

Rip Jochi :(

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Well, I did that on 1.8 patch lol.

Married every female including 80 years old grandma

And chopped the head of every male in the game off

Of course, only lord/lady. Doesn’t count companion, notable, and normal townspeople that keep respawning

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I have another one called ‘Moresprouse Pro’ mod.

So I can getaway with forceก marrying PoW since I had -100 relation with every guilds due to mass execution

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Ouch, -100 relation with everyone.

u/CheezeCrostata avatar

Feels like Sword of Damocles after I executed captured lords, all over again.

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Nice

Fixed some grammar haha

Also forgot to add. I don't know if it is currently possible to execute and actually killed lord with birth and death disabled. Back then it didn't.

So I used Kaos Tweaks mod to set old age to 124 years old so that no one die too soon, and set so that no one pregnant anymore.

This together with Birth Death enabled and set load death chance to 0% allow me to catch all of the original NPC that start with the game and none of that spawn-in NPC

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Wow, that's cool. I might try that myself in the future. Thanks.

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King Henry VIII roleplay

Not unless you execute a third of them

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Mount and Blade: Bonerlord

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True lol

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This should be the name of a Mod

u/CheezeCrostata avatar

Hot Butter intensifies

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u/darkone59 avatar

Get to the fief, we'll bang ok?

-Lord Shepard

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I should go.

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Did you name your character Warren Jeffs?

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I did not

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u/Chuj_Domana avatar

Least horny Roman

Change your culture to aserai

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Good idea, thanks.

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Nandor would be proud.

No one can say, “no bitches” to you.

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Trueeee

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Holy shit yes i just had an idea like this last night! Can you put all of them in your party and make it into a massive group of just your wives?

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I did that. My entire army of 101 people consists of myself and 100 other wives.

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How strong are you? Are you as op as i imagine?

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15k strength. Once I marry every women I'll probably have around 18k

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u/CheezeCrostata avatar

How did you get it to work? The mod always crashes the game at startup for me. :'(

Maybe the mod and game versions are incompatible or you try to change the load order. Have you already check this?

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Yes. Another issue is uiexpanded (or whatever it's called), it keeps crashing my game. 😭

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Sometimes It requires/works better with other mods. If you installed it on nexus you might want to look on the mod download page, it will probably say if it requires another mod and which one. (I think I already had the mod it requires so I didn't have to download it again.)

u/CheezeCrostata avatar

The version I downloaded (Marry Anyone Continued Ported for 1.0.x) lists Harmony as the only requirement, and MCM as optional. I wrote about the issue on the site, but the uploader doesn't know how to fix it, claiming that they just ported the mod, and that the original might have more requirements. It's a bummer either way, because the original Marry Anyone (the one that's not 'Continued') doesn't seem to work with 1.0.3.

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Hmm that's weird. I'm pretty sure I'm using the original. I have harmony, Butterlib, and MCM installed and it works perfectly fine for me.

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Hmm, will have to check it out then, thanks for the info.

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How do children work with the mod? Do they all have children if you're in town with them or partied up? Do you just have hundreds of children running around ready to replace the entire population of nobles in a generation or two?

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At the moment they are all pregnant, I've only had 4 children at the moment. But soon there will be around 60-ish.

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Damn, you can make an army at this rate.

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Yup

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u/CheezeCrostata avatar

Meanwhile my only wife has barely given birth for the first time, after a month of marriage.

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Ouch. Once I was married to Arwa for a full playthrough and had 1 child in 5000 days.

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You mean it's supposed to happen sooner? Does my relationship with my wife influence pregnancy chance? I've got the Virile perk, by the way.

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Proper gentleman

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Pokémon! Gotta catch ‘em all!!!

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Lol true

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I don’t mean this in a sexist way btw lol just in case anyone was about to Cancel me💀💀

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Prevent rivals from breeding heirs.

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Good idea

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Practicing Mormon.

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lmao how many kids have you

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Four, but there's around 60 coming lmao

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Pokemon! Gotta catch em all!

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Yup!

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did u get any crash when using marry anyone mod ? btw, in my game i got crash about 20 or 30 minute when using this mod

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I didn't myself, but I was using some other mods in the background too.

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u/Alfred_Leonhart avatar

Based