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We got 5 out of 5 Dionnes!!! thank you !!!
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Nobody asked to hear about my beef with @tiktok or my love for @Olivia_Rodrigo 
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I had a lot of fun blind reacting to a new short film called Floaters Dot Com. I still don’t know why they’re floating, but I love weird things!
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I had a lot of fun blind reacting to a new short film called Floaters Dot Com. I still don’t know why they’re floating, but I love weird things!
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Nobody asked to hear about my beef with or my love for 🤷🏾♀️...
I had a lot of fun blind reacting to a new short film called Floaters Dot Com. I still don’t know why they’re floating, but I love weird things!
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Phew I thought for a minute I'd have to one day give up my Big Apple Metro Health-SLAM® "Crust" level health policye brought to you by PLANET FITNESS (3% off for glasses) insurance
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The Dean of Tisch sent this as an attachment to the email saying they won't give us our money back. Embarrassing.
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I feel like it's weird to eat alone at P.F. Chang's this often and NOT be on the sex offender registry
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every time I open a fedex envelope I’m disappointed that there’s paperwork inside instead of an ol’ #nokia with morpheus on the line
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Can't wait until the Chillest People 2014 lists start coming out.
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They say there are people
Who live amongst the shells
'Shellys' they're called
Against the system they rebel
-Sun Stu, "The Art of Chilling"
Wife's a pain in the ass but her soups really good, plus she let's me wear my Oakleys at the dinner table S... vine.co/v/MOjbr1gWaQd
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No but, seriously. I woke up in the kitchen. How the hell did this happen? Surfboard?
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When I shave my face and turn sideways I look like a pregnant Ellen degeneres
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