Ambulance

Or how Michael Bay just needs to stop.

Awful dialogue? Check!

Mismatched leads? Check!

Incongruous plotting? Check!

Jarring lurches from the saccharine to the sadistic? Check!

Tasteless and knuckle biting box checking? Check!

Godawful needle drops straight from the supermarket check out bargain bin? Check!

Just because you can doesn't mean you should Mr Bay. Give it up chief.

Some of the camera work is set and props to the stunt performers and co-ordinators, but any movie that has Jake Gyllenhall in it, and then not only sucks this hard, but makes him come off like a Dollar Tree Nic Cage needs to go in the fire. Pure pish.