A Million Ways to Die in the West
DVD - 2014



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Anna: God, why are the Indians always so mad?
Albert: I don't know.
Anna: I mean we're basically splitting this country 50/50 with them.
Albert: They're just selfish.
Albert: The guy is one of the best shots around. I look like I have Parkinson's next to him.
Louise: What is that?
Albert: It's just another way God mysteriously shows that He loves us.
Cochise: “...There is an ancient proverb among my people: Sometimes the only way for a man to find true happiness is to take drugs in a group."
Albert: You know, there are a million ways to die in the west, Clinch. There's, uh, famine, disease, gunfights... And, uh, wild animals. You know, like snakes. And, you know, the funny thing is, you don't even have to get bitten. All you need is a little bit of the venom introduced into your bloodstream and you're pretty much screwed. For example, if you drain a certain amount of venom from the fangs of a diamondback rattler into a hollow-tip bullet, you really only need one shot. Now, I knew my aim wasn't good enough to hit you anywhere important. But if I caught you by surprise... Well, Anna taught me just enough to get me in the ballpark. And just a small amount of venom in an open wound is enough to kill a man if he's...
Ruth: Albert! He's dead. You did it.
Albert: Oh.
Ruth: Yeah.
Albert: Did he hear all that smart stuff I did?
Edward: Uh... No. No, I don't think so.
Albert: Oh. Well, it was still good though.
Edward: Yeah, it was great!
Ruth: I thought it was really good.

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Add a CommentRun this with the commentaries on to get an insight of the production problems of Santa Fe, NM. They went to the trouble of having a narrow gauge train, but couldn't tell the difference between a passenger and freight train, or a boxcar. They didn't know where the train was at, I suspect it was the Cumbres and Toltec, that operates along the NM and Colorado border.
Crude humor, a la South Park. What do you expect from Seth ?
Puerile, obscenity laden trash. We were not amused. Ejected after ~30 minutes.
Really hilariously funny!! Although there was a bit more disgusting sexual ‘humor’ that’s just too much...
This movie sucked really hard.
its like blazing saddles but not funny. And apparently Seth thinks it's real clever to constantly explain the joke Because I sure as hell wouldn't get any of them. I'm also pretty he probably copied Adam sandler' blackmailing methods to get the big names this turd has. If you want a funnier western than this, check out blood meridian.
It's a fun western romp about a normal 21st century type guy in the wild west-- and hating it! It was funny and enjoyable.
It's a laugh, innit?
R16 humour, in my opinion. I won't be sharing it with my young teens. And there's a half a dozen jokes I just wish they hadn't made.
But it's laugh out loud funny, and the acting and writing is warm and fun. Likeable characters. You might want to call it "an enjoyable romp".
I happened to come across this on tv, and admittedly not seeing the whole film, felt like I would not miss much, as I had seen enough to know what it was like.
The best parts of the film that I saw, was the beautifully shot panoramic sunsets and sunrises, along with that Mustache song that still lingers...and I generally don't like mustaches!
The loose use of swear words, cheap jokes with sexual and racial slurs were not funny, but degrading. Even the segment with Bill Maher and Dr. Emmet Brown (Back to the Future appearance) were lame.
I had seen the trailer and thought it looked interesting, along with quality talent, such as Charlize Theron and Liam Neeson, however, It largely just didn't work for me. Another example showing how Seth MacFarlane's humour is just not my kind of humour.
This movie features many hilarious parodies of western films and cowboy/wild west culture, however the plot itself is pretty thin. Felt like a really long sketch rather than a movie.
Seriously one of the worst movies I've ever seen.