Urban Dictionary: corny
Idiots who try to make themselves look good in public but really are embarrassing.
If you want to be corny then go ahead and embarrass yourself in public.
by One little hellian January 17, 2017
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Trying to be cool, but ultimately very uncool indeed, and often even extremely embarrassing
Man, did you see that Manowar show? The way they posed? And all that "Knights of Steel" bullshit? Hell that was corny.
by Dimebag May 6, 2004
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Saying or doing something so outdate it's stupid or funny. Often done knowingly to be funny or romantic. It can also be done unknowingly as a result of be uninformed.
"Girl you must be tired because you've been running in my mind all day"

"Dude look at that guy he has a mullet"

Watching a movie that is based on the past yet there are things in the movie that are current.

These are examples of things that can said or done that are often referred to as corny.
by deanofbeingnotcool November 13, 2015
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Something presented as fresh or original, but which is actually tired and/or lame. Especially, when its lameness derives from being obvious or done to death.
Oh Grandpa! That joke is soooo corny.
by Corny Carny June 11, 2003
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The status of "corniness" is achieved when something picks up old and overused fads just to "fit in," falsely believes it is cool, and then takes itself too seriously, resulting in a complete destruction of its social life.
guy 1: What's your gamertag?

guy 2: boneurmom69_420.

guy 1: you corny son of a bitch. *guy 1 throws guy 2 in front of a speeding cement truck, picks up his flattened corpse, and tosses it into a gaping abyss from which there is no return.*
by thatguy09 December 12, 2010
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(adj) really stupid, or using ironic situations.
see cheesy
That story is really corny.
by Aaron W. December 5, 2002
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1) Adjective. Stupid to the point that may cause laughter. (See Cheesy)

2) Adjective (Obsolete, 1940s)- a hopeless romantic that is eager but obviously inept.
1) Gee, this game is REALLY corny.

2) John is so corny; he tried to serenade Mary at her house by playing a bottle while she was looking out the window..
by Perry Octopus December 15, 2009
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