南方四賤客(所有人)

          在美國科羅拉多州(Colorado)上有一個虛構叫小鎮南方公園(),鎮上住著四位小朋友  分別是阿ㄆㄧㄚˇ  阿尼   凱子 屎蛋 ,他們看起來很平凡,其實他們的生活一點也不,鎮上常常發生很好笑的事,在片中,常出現一些髒字和一些低級詞(他是輔導級,熊麻吉卻是限制級),但之後都被消音掉,很可惜,有時會教一些道理,在中文翻譯中,有時會翻譯的很好笑,但常出現一些文不對題的情況,這卡通常把時事和政治扯進去,超爆笑                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          屎屎蛋 ( Stanley "Stan" Marsh)在四人當中最正常也很聰明的人,也很成熟,在片中和凱子關係比叫好,他的左右手都很靈活,不過常用右手,在喜歡的女生面前會吐,他有一個女朋友叫溫蒂,不過,關係很複雜,常被它姊姊雪妮霸凌,有一集老怪博士偷抽他的血去做複製人                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              凱子（Kyle Broflovski）在片中,他總是帶著大帽子,因為她頭髮超澎,和屎蛋關係最好,和阿ㄆㄧㄚˇ關係最差,因為他是猶太裔(台譯客家人),常被歧視,他有一個加拿大來的弟弟 bb,常把它當球踢, 不過也很愛他弟,他有一位朋有叫黃金先生(聖誕大便).

                                                                                                            阿ㄆㄧㄚˇ (Eric Theodore Cartmin)片中他是一位自私 貪婪的胖子,自認世界他最大,為了達成 目的都不考慮後果, 是反猶主義者,又是希特勒迷,所以和凱子不合,癖好很怪,竟然愛玩家家酒,綽號是死肥ㄆㄧㄚˇ ,口頭禪是''我不胖只是骨架大'',家裡只有一個媽媽,父不詳.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               阿尼(Kenneth''Kenny''McCormick)四人中最特別的,總是戴著套頭帽,講話都不清楚,只有他們三個聽的懂,講話很A,每一集都會意外死去,下一集就復活了,每次死掉屎蛋就說''我的天阿尼他被掛掉了''凱子就說''靠,你著渾蛋''第五季結尾死後就不再復活,第六季結尾又出來了,這段期間,由大頭和槌哥取代,家境不怎麼樣,他媽媽和爸爸長打架,有一個哥哥和妹妹.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          大頭(Leopold "Butters" Stotch)取代阿尼的人,個性很善良又超呆,常被那三位整,頭髮很少,所以頭看起來比叫大,他爸也覺得他很呆,有一集他被那三人踢掉之後(原因是玩不起來)又找來了槌哥(但是也玩不怎麼起來)他心裡超嘔,就化身成邪惡的假面大頭王.(因該叫惡作劇之王= =)                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            槌哥(Tweek )取代大頭的角色,是一位神經質的人,疑似患有被害妄想症,取代期間,覺得那三人很殘忍,容易緊張,口頭禪是''不要給我壓力''他家是咖啡廳,常在喝咖啡,有可能他喝咖啡喝到變這樣.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   屎蛋家                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             蘭迪(爸)莎麗(媽)(Randy and Sharon Marsh)      一對可愛的夫婦,蘭迪是地質學家,莎麗是家庭主婦,常把屎蛋叫成''小屎蛋'',莎麗有點撈叨,蘭迪卻會和屎蛋做一些奇怪的事.                                                                                                                                                                      雪泥(Shelley Marsh)屎蛋的暴力姊姊,帶著大牙套,心情不好就扁屎蛋,曾當過阿ㄆㄧㄚˇ 的褓姆,把阿ㄆㄧㄚˇ 打的好慘,他的男友是27歲的戀童癖,一下就分了(因為她不肯作某件事)   !!!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           馬馬文(Marvin Marsh)屎蛋的阿公,曾逼屎蛋殺了他,因為他覺得它太老了,不重用,直到他遇到他阿公的靈魂,才停止自殺,非常頑固.                                                                                                                                                               金寶(Jimbo Kern)屎蛋的叔叔,超愛吹牛,是一位賣槍的,喜歡打獵,不過他連保育類動物都殺,不把保育人士看在眼裡,覺得阿尼很會打獵,任他為乾兒子,打過越戰.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 凱子家                                                                                                  傑拉爾德(爸)希拉(母)(Gerald and Sheila Broflovski)猶太家庭,傑拉爾得是律師,希拉是家庭主婦,傑拉爾德和蘭迪交情不錯,不過他很花心,希拉很雞婆,愛管東管西,阿ㄆ一ㄚ ˇ不喜歡她,他又是猶太的激進份子,他還聖誕節還爆發宗教戰爭.                                                                                                                                                                                       BB(Ike Broflovski)凱子他弟弟,是加拿大人,所以是養子,他的上顎和下顎分離(每個加拿大人都長那樣)凱子常把他當足球踢(稱''踢傻屌),其實很愛他弟,看起來他疼痛沒感覺.                                                                                                                                                                                                凱子(Kyle Schwartz)                                                                   

（凱子的表哥,在他登場時，凱子被其父母稱之為＂凱凱＂管他那麼多,叫他凱凱好了)一個欠K的書呆子,全身都有毛病,又很盧,凱子千方百計想趕走他,但又跑回來,是個幸運的怪咖.(媽呀,著也太嚇人了吧)                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     以重複(擬人前找不到)                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               阿ㄆㄧㄚ家                                                                            Liane Cartman(媽)(名子中文翻譯很怪)阿ㄆㄧㄚˇ的媽媽,很寵阿ㄆㄧㄚˇ ,她是雙性人,和全鎮的男人發生性關係,阿ㄆㄧㄚˇ 就被生出來了,老怪博士幫全鎮男人驗DNA(包括他),都沒有,原來她和女的發生性關係,有夠復雜(美國好像有做出答案了)                  甭說明了吧                                                                                                                                                                                                                  阿尼家                                                                                                            斯圖爾特(爸)卡羅爾(媽)(Stuart and Carol McCormick)超愛吵架的夫妻,不只吵,還有打架,卡羅爾都打贏,斯圖爾特是失業的酒鬼兼米蟲,卡羅爾很受不了他,(超萌)                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      凱文(Kevin McCormick)阿尼他哥哥,喜歡看他爸媽打架.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        卡倫(Karen McCormick)阿尼他妹,家中最小最可愛的.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            大頭家                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              史蒂芬(爸)琳達(媽)( Stephen and Linda Stotch)史蒂芬是上班族,琳達是也是上班族,他們都對大頭都很不放心,常禁足他,史蒂芬疑似雙性戀,林達只要一抓狂就會刷油漆,包括家具,邊刷邊喊''刷....給他刷到死'',他們講話都有大舌頭.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      槌哥家                                               理查德(爸)槌夫人(母)( Richard and Mrs. Tweak )他們是經營咖啡廳的, 槌哥因長期喝到出問題.                                                                                                                                                                                                              同學                                             溫蒂(Wendy Testaburger)屎蛋的女朋友,也是會讓屎蛋緊張吐的對像,超會吃醋,會不顧一切殺掉搶屎蛋的女人,曾劈腿和陶侃交往,後來又復合,個性有點怪異.(曾打架打贏阿ㄆ一ㄚˇ )                                                                                          (下次約會別忘了帶嘔吐帶)                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    貝貝(Bebe Stevens)溫蒂的死黨,有一集他某個地方發育變大引起男生的欲望                                                                                                                                                                                                     怪T(Timmy)殘障兒童,坐在輪椅上,只會說''衝阿'' ''豬阿你''和一些簡單的話,他其實很聰明,和吉米是朋友                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      吉吉米( Jimmy )肢體殘障者,怪T的朋友,很風趣                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             陶陶侃(Token Black)家裡很有錢的黑人男孩,曾和溫蒂交往一段時間,乳名多多                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           克萊(Clyde Donovan)南方公園第二胖的小孩(第一是阿ㄆㄧㄚˇ ,克萊其實也不怎麼胖),家裡是開鞋店的,很受女生歡迎.                                                                                                                                                                                                            凱文(Kevun) 美國出生的大陸小孩，父母親是大陸人，喜歡星際大戰，美國版好像有一集他用光劍成功挾持一艘遊輪                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  小凡(Craig Tucker)全部小還最[正常]又最安靜的,時常比中指,是輔導室的常客.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             皮皮(Pip)英國小男孩,常被欺負,第一季後就比較沒有被欺負,討厭有人叫他法國佬,個性善良,和大頭交情不錯                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     單傳(Damien)撒旦之子,擁有神力,是校園惡霸,除了皮皮之外,沒人和他做朋友.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         老師                                                                                                                                             維多利亞校長(Principal Victoria)南方公園國小校長,非常撈叨                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    葛屁老師(Herbert Garrison) 導師,有雙面人格,講話很娘,他是同性戀,剛開始不敢承認,掙扎一下後就重新接納自己,因此丟了工作改教幼稚園,後來又回來了,美版的有播他去變性,又變回來了,癖好很多又很怪(實際上是雙性戀,因為他和阿ㄆㄧㄚˇ 的媽媽炒飯過,有一集還想摸校長的屁股)http://www.zerochan.net/614113#full                                                                                                                            擬                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          藏鏡人(Mr. Hat)葛屁老師的雙面人格,脾氣不好,討厭黑人,加入3k黨過(反黑人集團)所以討厭老爹,第六季過後,因資歷不足,無法交四年級,之後就沒露面過,他都講台語.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        樹枝先生(Mr. Twig)葛屁老師和藏鏡人吵架期間的替代角色(因藏鏡人離家出走)有原住民腔                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    金屁助教(Mr. Slave)四年級的助教,比葛屁還娘,常和葛屁做一些噁心的事.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              劉垂乃老師(Diane Choksondik )她是幫葛屁老師戴課的,顧名思義,他的奶下垂到地面,很嚇人,和賣假老師做一些事情,使她掛了.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    歪理老師( Mr. Wyland)學校代課老師,被阿ㄆㄧㄚˇ 整過                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               賣假老師(用台語唸)(Mr. Wyland)學校輔導老師,頭超大,反應遲鈍,吸過毒,喜歡劉垂乃老師啊 !抱歉                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     阿不拉老師(Mr. Adler)學校工藝老師,口頭禪是''喂 你不要混啊''.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   貞子老師(Nurse Gollum)學校護士,臉旁有死胎                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                司機阿姨(Veronica Lee Crabtree)學校校車的駕駛,脾氣不好,口頭禪是閉嘴,坐好美版播到她死了                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            老爹(Jerome "Chef" McElroy)學校的廚師,是黑人,有山東腔,本名阿區,原本是歌星,他很色,美版的播到他死了(超想哭的)死後被改造成星際大戰的黑武士(Darth Vader)                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      其他                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   市長(Mayor McDaniels)南方公園市長,曾說這裡是雞不拉屎鳥不生蛋的地方,為了改革南方公園差點毀了它.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    包不了警官(Officer Barbrady)南方公園唯一的警長,原本是文盲.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                阿諾(Ned Gerblansky)金寶在越戰認識的朋友,右手被手榴彈炸斷,因吸太多菸只能硬發生器說話?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         耶穌(Jesus)不用介紹了,他只是在住在這和主持宗教節目,當然有神力.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         聖誕老人(Santa Claus)甭介紹了吧                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              黃金先生(Mr. Hankey)楷子的朋友,聖誕便便,聖誕節才會出先,曾解決南方公園的宗教戰爭                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              基哥哥(Big Gay Al)南方公園的同性戀,因何善受小朋友喜愛                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        馬譏神父(Father Maxi)南方公園的神父,有點變態                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             老怪博士(Dr. Alphonse Mephisto)小怪(Kevin)一位瘋狂科學家和怪猴子,曾做過屎蛋複製人,他弟每個月都會開槍轟他一次                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                神奇毛巾(Towelie)一條原本是外星人要統治世界的工具,卻和那四位成朋友,喜歡哈草(是大麻)                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    食神粥(Tuong Lu Kim)中式餐廳的老闆,是大陸人,他有愛滋病,曾在南方公園外蓋長城                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             南方四賤客是從一年級播到他們四年級,美國做到快20季了,雖然台灣只撥到第七季不過網路上找得到(一部份參考維基百科)