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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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- Thanks for taking
- the time to do this, Santa.
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- I know how busy you
- are this time of year.
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- We
- certainly are, Corkie.
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- But we've always got time
- for our favorite reporter.
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- Especially after what
- happened last year.
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- Am I right?
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- 00:01:29,410 --> 00:01:31,745
- Never underestimate the power
- of a well-positioned puff piece
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- to make the public forget.
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- I'm kidding.
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- This is going to be some
- hard-hitting journalism
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- right here.
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- Again, kidding.
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- How about you just
- show me the reindeer?
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- As you can see, we have no
- problems with the reindeer...
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- no problems at all.
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- We've got everything
- under control.
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- You're gonna want to
- write that one down.
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- "Everything under control."
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- Yeah.
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- Wow.
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- I can see that.
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- It's almost like you don't
- even need to establish
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- the training camps.
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- There's just one thing.
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- Shouldn't there
- be eight of them?
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- What?
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- Well, of course, there is...
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- four, five, six, seven.
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- Oh, no.
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- Big dreamers dream big.
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- Come on, Elliot.
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- You can do better than that.
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- Big dreamers dream big.
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- I still can't hear you.
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- Big
- dreamers dream big!
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- That's what
- I'm talking about!
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- Well, don't just stand
- there grinning like a fool.
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- Go!
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- Go, go, go.
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- Go, go, go.
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- Come on, Elliot.
- Go, go.
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- Move!
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- 14.59 seconds exactly.
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- Yes!
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- Yes!
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- I finally broke 15 seconds.
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- 127th time's the charm.
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- Let's hit the salt lick.
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- Aren't you
- forgetting something?
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- Actually, I thought maybe
- we could skip it today?
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- Oh, sure.
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- Why not?
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- Cutting a workout short
- never hurt anyone, right?
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- Exactly.
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- - Thanks, Hazel.
- - Hah.
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- That's so funny.
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- 00:03:59,394 --> 00:04:00,960
- What's that thing
- coach always says?
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- "Success trains,
- failure complains"?
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- No, that's not it.
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- "The moment you
- quit is the moment
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- you let someone else win"?
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- No!
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- No, Hazel, no.
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- That's not it, either.
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- Oh, I know.
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- "If it's important,
- you'll find a way.
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- If not, you'll find an excuse."
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- That's it!
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- Oh, that phrase just popped
- in my head so out of the blue.
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- Isn't that so funny and weird?
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- Fine.
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- OK.
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- Forget I said anything.
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- I'll do it.
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- I don't know why we're
- bothering with this.
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- Really, just give
- it a decade or two,
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- and global warming is going to
- make this a total non-issue.
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- Call me crazy, Elliot, but I
- don't think our strategy should
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- be predicated on an ecological
- catastrophe from which
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- the world will never recover.
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- Well, when you
- put it that way...
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- All right.
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- OK, good.
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- Good start.
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- That's what you always say.
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- Try dispersing your
- weight more evenly.
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- That's it!
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- You're doing it!
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- I... I can't believe it!
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- It's working!
- Uh-oh.
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- And that, ladies
- and goats, is why
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- Santa's always used reindeer.
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- Um, a little help here?
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- Ah, hold your
- miniature horses.
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- What are you two doing
- messing with the climate
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- generator again?
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- These things are dangerous!
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- I think I hear Peanut
- Butter calling me.
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- Coming!
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- They already broke
- the off button.
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- Next thing you
- know, they'll bust
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- the emergency shut down, too.
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- Ah, coach, you worry too much.
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- Hey, guess what?
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- I finally broke 15 seconds!
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- I mean, yeah, there's still
- the whole can't climb a snow
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- drift issue to contend with.
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- But if you just
- give me a chance,
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- I know I'd have a shot
- at making Santa's team.
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- I just know it.
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- Elliot, I can't
- understand you.
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- I'm not one of Santa's elves.
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- Go on now.
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- Get!
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- Goat run's about to start.
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- Aw, coach, not the goats!
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- Peanut Butter can handle the...
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- Goats, Elliot.
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- - I wanted to show you my moves!
- - Now!
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- Goats.
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- Goats.
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- So many goats.
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- Line up in an orderly fashion.
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- Oh.
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- For the love of...
- work with me, goats.
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- Ah, get off me, [INAUDIBLE].
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- You're late!
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- And these fool goats
- won't herd themselves.
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- What?
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- - Who are you calling a fool?
- - You!
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- You great cloven-hooved ninny.
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- You have
- responsibilities, Elliot.
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- Ugh.
- Let's just get this over with.
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- I should totally be
- carbo-loading right now.
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- I'll have you know
- the running of the goats
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- has been a beloved and
- dignified tradition
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- for more than 25 years!
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- Heads up, old man!
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- Oh, yeah, so dignified.
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- Oh, shut it.
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- Miss Ludzinka?
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- Hello.
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- Didn't we schedule your
- walk through for tomorrow?
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- I come today.
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- I can
- see that, and that's awesome.
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- It's just I've got
- this open house...
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- Today!
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- OK, then.
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- Great chat.
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- I haven't seen
- a crowd like this
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- since I was but a wee fawn.
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- This calls for an
- inspirational speech.
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- Oh, man.
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- Goats of witty
- pity, hear me now.
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- You've come to run
- as free gourdes,
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- and free goats you are.
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- The old coot's
- finally lost it.
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- You're assuming
- he ever had it.
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- What will you
- do with that freedom, goats?
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- Mm, no.
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- Ay, goats.
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- Learn, and you may die.
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- Goat run, and you'll live...
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- at least a while.
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- What kind of a
- pep talk is this?
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- But would
- you be willing to trade...
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- All right.
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- That's it.
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- ...everything for one
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- chance to tell your enemies...
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- ...that
- they may take our goats,
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- but they will never
- take our goat land!
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- Jeez, take it
- easy, Peanut Butter.
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- Hello, goat.
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- Nice duck and
- weave, Blueberry.
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- Thanks!
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- Yee!
- Ha, ha!
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- Oh!
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- Uh!
- Ah!
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- Thanks, Elliot.
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- Oh, I forgot how
- good adulation feels.
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- I'm pretty sure
- they're cheering for me.
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- Yeah.
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- Keep telling yourself
- that, shorty.
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- There they are, the reindeer.
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- The reindeer are finally here.
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- You people love DJ.
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- Yes you do.
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- It's true.
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- DJ is fabulous.
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- OK, huddle up.
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- All right.
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- Good run, guys.
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- Good run.
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- Nice work out there.
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- 00:10:47,106 --> 00:10:50,015
- Hey everyone, I'm all
- warmed up and ready to go.
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- Hey, come on, guys.
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- Make some room.
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- Yo, mini man.
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- I thought I made
- myself clear yesterday.
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- Let him join in, DJ.
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- We don't mind.
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- 00:10:59,266 --> 00:11:02,399
- Well, I'm team
- captain and I do.
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- 00:11:02,401 --> 00:11:04,288
- When are you going
- to give up, runt?
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- 00:11:04,290 --> 00:11:07,489
- Because DJ is getting
- tired of this.
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- 00:11:07,491 --> 00:11:11,233
- Oh, I'll never give up,
- so DJ better get used to it.
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- Is that so?
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- Yeah, it is.
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- I'll say this, little dude.
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- 00:11:15,938 --> 00:11:19,296
- Persistence is an admirable
- quality, just real admirable.
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- 00:11:19,298 --> 00:11:20,256
- Thanks, DJ.
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- I appreciate that.
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- 00:11:22,562 --> 00:11:24,960
- For a reindeer.
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- 00:11:24,962 --> 00:11:26,785
- Stinking reindeer.
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- 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:29,631
- Think they're so special.
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- 00:11:29,633 --> 00:11:32,031
- Um, don't look now,
- but... what are you doing?
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- 00:11:32,033 --> 00:11:33,951
- I said not to look.
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- 00:11:33,953 --> 00:11:37,026
- Hello.
- Mhm.
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- 00:11:43,554 --> 00:11:45,823
- So you, uh, you're
- going to eat that?
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- 00:11:45,825 --> 00:11:46,400
- What?
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- 00:11:46,402 --> 00:11:46,848
- Ew, no.
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- 00:11:46,850 --> 00:11:49,535
- Come on, Hazel.
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- 00:11:49,537 --> 00:11:51,648
- Ew.
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- 00:11:51,650 --> 00:11:54,752
- God, that is the
- worst beef jerky
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- 00:11:54,754 --> 00:11:57,023
- I've ever tasted in my life.
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- That's because beef had
- nothing to do with it.
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- Why?
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- What's it say?
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- Ludzinka's Llama Sticks.
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- 00:12:03,970 --> 00:12:05,920
- What the what?
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- Raised by Mama Llama in
- Peru, dehydrated by Ludzinka
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- 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:12,448
- in Duluth.
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- 00:12:12,450 --> 00:12:14,848
- This just in from
- Santa's workshop.
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- 00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:16,736
- The world's been
- stunned this holiday
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- season by a startling turn
- of events at the North Pole.
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- 00:12:19,746 --> 00:12:21,376
- Oh my gosh, it can't be true.
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- So close to Christmas?
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- 00:12:25,473 --> 00:12:27,392
- I can confirm the rumor.
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- 00:12:27,394 --> 00:12:29,920
- Blitzen announced his
- retirement late last night,
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- 00:12:29,922 --> 00:12:31,713
- effective immediately.
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- 00:12:31,715 --> 00:12:32,895
- Was it a medical emergency?
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- 00:12:32,897 --> 00:12:34,687
- A family crisis?
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- 00:12:34,689 --> 00:12:37,759
- Or is he the one behind
- Dancer's conscious uncoupling?
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- 00:12:37,761 --> 00:12:39,904
- Because there has
- been talk and photos.
- 246
- 00:12:39,906 --> 00:12:41,503
- They're everywhere.
- 247
- 00:12:41,505 --> 00:12:44,352
- Ahem.
- 248
- 00:12:44,354 --> 00:12:46,239
- The truth is a juice
- bar in the Keys
- 249
- 00:12:46,241 --> 00:12:50,784
- he'd been eyeing for a while
- finally came on the market.
- 250
- 00:12:50,786 --> 00:12:53,697
- Accordingly, we're
- calling up our top draft
- 251
- 00:12:53,699 --> 00:12:55,680
- candidates for an
- emergency trial
- 252
- 00:12:55,682 --> 00:12:57,472
- session starting tomorrow.
- 253
- 00:12:57,474 --> 00:12:58,687
- You can't possibly
- expect to find
- 254
- 00:12:58,689 --> 00:13:00,065
- a replacement in three days.
- 255
- 00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:01,568
- Will there even
- be a Christmas?
- 256
- 00:13:01,570 --> 00:13:03,712
- And does Blitzen do a
- coldpressed GSI blend?
- 257
- 00:13:03,714 --> 00:13:06,111
- Because my adrenals have
- been sued for sluggish.
- 258
- 00:13:06,113 --> 00:13:07,234
- No more questions.
- 259
- 00:13:10,018 --> 00:13:11,967
- Well, what are
- you all looking at?
- 260
- 00:13:11,969 --> 00:13:13,888
- We've got to a trial to get to.
- 261
- 00:13:14,785 --> 00:13:16,319
- DJ's going big leagues.
- 262
- 00:13:16,321 --> 00:13:17,728
- DJ's going big leagues.
- 263
- 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:18,591
- DJ's going big leagues.
- 264
- 00:13:18,593 --> 00:13:19,808
- Yes he is, yes he is.
- 265
- 00:13:19,810 --> 00:13:20,547
- Zip it, rock star.
- 266
- 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,824
- What's your problem, Clyde?
- 267
- 00:13:25,826 --> 00:13:27,936
- Why you got to rain
- on DJ's parade?
- 268
- 00:13:27,938 --> 00:13:29,631
- Who said you're our top pick?
- 269
- 00:13:29,633 --> 00:13:32,160
- Oh I get it.
- 270
- 00:13:32,162 --> 00:13:35,392
- You want to be a
- little more reindeerly.
- 271
- 00:13:35,394 --> 00:13:38,879
- Mr. Assistant Coach, sir, even
- though I'm the number one seed
- 272
- 00:13:38,881 --> 00:13:41,055
- in the whole entire
- world, I humbly
- 273
- 00:13:41,057 --> 00:13:43,583
- ask that you choose
- me for the honor, nay,
- 274
- 00:13:43,585 --> 00:13:47,424
- the privilege to
- serve as the Witty
- 275
- 00:13:46,498 --> 00:13:49,281
- Bitty Farm's representative
- at the North Pole tryouts.
- 276
- 00:13:49,283 --> 00:13:55,071
- But only if it pleases you,
- you're most gracious immanence.
- 277
- 00:13:55,073 --> 00:13:56,672
- Please, Mr. Assistant Coach?
- 278
- 00:13:56,674 --> 00:13:59,456
- He promises to be a good boy.
- 279
- 00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:00,831
- Knock it off, all of you.
- 280
- 00:14:02,977 --> 00:14:05,856
- Why Santa insists on
- working with reindeer,
- 281
- 00:14:05,858 --> 00:14:09,056
- when any other animal could do
- a better job, I'll never know.
- 282
- 00:14:09,058 --> 00:14:11,361
- And if Coach understood
- even half the trash
- 283
- 00:14:11,363 --> 00:14:13,920
- you nimwits talk, he'd agree.
- 284
- 00:14:13,922 --> 00:14:15,391
- Did you hear that, Hazel?
- 285
- 00:14:15,393 --> 00:14:16,767
- This is my chance
- to prove I'm just as
- 286
- 00:14:16,769 --> 00:14:19,455
- good as any stinking reindeer.
- 287
- 00:14:19,457 --> 00:14:21,921
- Good luck.
- 288
- 00:14:21,923 --> 00:14:23,936
- So the housing market's
- pretty crazy in the North Pole,
- 289
- 00:14:23,938 --> 00:14:25,761
- - isn't it?
- - Elliot, what are you doing?
- 290
- 00:14:25,763 --> 00:14:27,328
- Demonstrating a hairpin turn.
- 291
- 00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:29,344
- Why?
- 292
- 00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:30,753
- Hey, Coach, check it out.
- 293
- 00:14:35,394 --> 00:14:36,896
- Stopping on a dime.
- 294
- 00:14:36,898 --> 00:14:39,391
- There's a shortage
- of housing I hear.
- 295
- 00:14:39,393 --> 00:14:41,439
- I'm even amazing
- in reverse, Coach.
- 296
- 00:14:41,441 --> 00:14:42,719
- Elliot, stop.
- 297
- 00:14:42,721 --> 00:14:45,152
- But I've been
- training so hard, Clyde.
- 298
- 00:14:45,154 --> 00:14:49,023
- If you and Coach would
- just give me a chance.
- 299
- 00:14:49,025 --> 00:14:50,400
- Well, looky looky.
- 300
- 00:14:50,402 --> 00:14:52,993
- Little horse is trying out.
- 301
- 00:14:52,995 --> 00:14:57,184
- Oh man, DJ couldn't ask for
- a funner humiliation himself.
- 302
- 00:14:57,186 --> 00:14:58,687
- Nice form.
- 303
- 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,418
- - Little guy's not half bad.
- - What?
- 304
- 00:15:04,481 --> 00:15:05,504
- Not again.
- 305
- 00:15:05,506 --> 00:15:07,552
- Get him back to the goat
- pin, would you, old fella?
- 306
- 00:15:07,554 --> 00:15:11,103
- I don't have time for any
- more of his antics today.
- 307
- 00:15:11,105 --> 00:15:12,256
- Coach, wait.
- 308
- 00:15:12,258 --> 00:15:14,143
- You don't see me run
- the tire course yet.
- 309
- 00:15:14,145 --> 00:15:15,104
- Coach, please.
- 310
- 00:15:15,106 --> 00:15:16,191
- Oh no.
- 311
- 00:15:16,193 --> 00:15:20,256
- No, no, no, no, no.
- 312
- 00:15:20,258 --> 00:15:22,624
- Elliot, you OK in there?
- 313
- 00:15:29,313 --> 00:15:31,487
- He didn't even notice me.
- 314
- 00:15:31,489 --> 00:15:32,640
- What a loser.
- 315
- 00:15:32,642 --> 00:15:35,232
- No you didn't.
- 316
- 00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:36,992
- You wouldn't want to be
- a part of this anyway, kid.
- 317
- 00:15:36,994 --> 00:15:38,847
- Go back to the goats, buddy.
- 318
- 00:15:38,849 --> 00:15:39,903
- Let him go.
- 319
- 00:15:39,905 --> 00:15:40,447
- Go lock in.
- 320
- 00:15:40,449 --> 00:15:41,859
- We've got to go lock in.
- 321
- 00:15:45,474 --> 00:15:46,018
- Aw, Elliot.
- 322
- 00:15:49,537 --> 00:15:51,520
- Twas a solid effort, lad.
- 323
- 00:15:51,522 --> 00:15:53,152
- Yeah, thanks.
- 324
- 00:15:53,154 --> 00:15:54,463
- But that's what
- you get for trying
- 325
- 00:15:54,465 --> 00:15:56,607
- to be something you're not.
- 326
- 00:15:56,609 --> 00:16:00,416
- Well, pardon me for wanting
- to do something with my life.
- 327
- 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:03,168
- Are you implying my
- life isn't important?
- 328
- 00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:07,104
- To think I thought you'd
- take over for me one day.
- 329
- 00:16:07,106 --> 00:16:11,007
- You don't deserve the honor
- of overseeing the goat run.
- 330
- 00:16:11,009 --> 00:16:17,439
- Nobody cares about the
- goat run or the mini horses
- 331
- 00:16:17,441 --> 00:16:20,672
- in charge of it.
- 332
- 00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:31,840
- Pst.
- Hey Elliot, wake up.
- 333
- 00:16:31,842 --> 00:16:34,400
- Just get up.
- 334
- 00:16:34,402 --> 00:16:35,712
- Come on.
- 335
- 00:16:35,714 --> 00:16:37,663
- Hazel?
- 336
- 00:16:37,665 --> 00:16:38,657
- What are you doing?
- 337
- 00:16:38,659 --> 00:16:40,799
- Oh, you know, just
- heading up the back nine.
- 338
- 00:16:40,801 --> 00:16:42,239
- Want to play buck a ball?
- 339
- 00:16:42,241 --> 00:16:43,616
- You're golfing?
- 340
- 00:16:43,618 --> 00:16:45,248
- I'm stuck.
- 341
- 00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:48,032
- Help me.
- 342
- 00:16:48,034 --> 00:16:49,791
- Wait.
- 343
- 00:16:49,793 --> 00:16:52,256
- You're not going to
- eat that, are you?
- 344
- 00:16:52,258 --> 00:16:53,791
- Oh, how dare you.
- 345
- 00:16:53,793 --> 00:16:55,936
- That is a vicious stereotype.
- 346
- 00:16:55,938 --> 00:16:59,647
- I have never eaten a
- tin can in my life.
- 347
- 00:16:59,649 --> 00:17:00,544
- OK, fine.
- 348
- 00:17:00,546 --> 00:17:04,256
- I'm a goat and I eat
- tin cans, all right?
- 349
- 00:17:04,258 --> 00:17:06,496
- Can you please stop
- judging me now?
- 350
- 00:17:06,498 --> 00:17:08,415
- I am vulnerable.
- 351
- 00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:09,952
- What do you need me to do?
- 352
- 00:17:09,954 --> 00:17:13,407
- Um, pull.
- 353
- 00:17:13,409 --> 00:17:14,338
- Whoa, easy.
- 354
- 00:17:18,626 --> 00:17:19,583
- You're going to
- have to go get that.
- 355
- 00:17:19,585 --> 00:17:20,256
- It's your can.
- 356
- 00:17:20,258 --> 00:17:21,120
- You get it.
- 357
- 00:17:21,122 --> 00:17:23,487
- Fine, we'll do it together.
- 358
- 00:17:23,489 --> 00:17:24,575
- Big baby.
- 359
- 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:27,743
- 1, 2, 3.
- 360
- 00:17:30,081 --> 00:17:32,640
- Quick, grab it.
- 361
- 00:17:33,506 --> 00:17:34,623
- Ew.
- 362
- 00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:37,759
- Young man, no
- wife, no childrens.
- 363
- 00:17:37,761 --> 00:17:40,800
- To own a petting
- zoo is weird to me.
- 364
- 00:17:40,802 --> 00:17:42,016
- Yeah, OK.
- 365
- 00:17:42,018 --> 00:17:46,047
- Well, like I said, I inherited
- the place from my grandparents.
- 366
- 00:17:46,049 --> 00:17:48,511
- You sure you'll be able to give
- them a good home, Ms. Ludzinka?
- 367
- 00:17:48,513 --> 00:17:49,727
- No need worry.
- 368
- 00:17:49,729 --> 00:17:54,591
- I give my animals only the best,
- organic feed, insulated pins.
- 369
- 00:17:54,593 --> 00:17:59,520
- I keep them very
- happy and tenderized.
- 370
- 00:17:59,522 --> 00:18:02,112
- Sorry, did you say tenderized?
- 371
- 00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:02,976
- Tenderhearted.
- 372
- 00:18:02,978 --> 00:18:03,519
- Forgive me.
- 373
- 00:18:03,521 --> 00:18:06,975
- My English, not so good.
- 374
- 00:18:06,977 --> 00:18:10,592
- Sure you're
- not throwing reindeer.
- 375
- 00:18:10,594 --> 00:18:12,479
- I like reindeer.
- 376
- 00:18:12,481 --> 00:18:14,847
- Good and gamey.
- 377
- 00:18:14,849 --> 00:18:17,152
- They are good at games.
- 378
- 00:18:17,154 --> 00:18:21,343
- I mean, I love to play
- different games with my friends.
- 379
- 00:18:21,345 --> 00:18:23,519
- The reindeer are the
- future of this place.
- 380
- 00:18:23,521 --> 00:18:25,951
- No, only the petting zoo
- animals are for sale.
- 381
- 00:18:25,953 --> 00:18:27,424
- OK.
- 382
- 00:18:27,426 --> 00:18:30,111
- I already make you a good offer,
- better than anyone else's,
- 383
- 00:18:30,113 --> 00:18:32,031
- I'm sure.
- 384
- 00:18:32,033 --> 00:18:36,447
- Actually, you made
- the only offer, so.
- 385
- 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,976
- You're not so good at
- bargaining thing, huh?
- 386
- 00:18:38,978 --> 00:18:39,711
- What do you mean?
- 387
- 00:18:39,713 --> 00:18:40,511
- Oh, nothing.
- 388
- 00:18:40,513 --> 00:18:41,631
- Nothing.
- 389
- 00:18:41,633 --> 00:18:42,687
- Shake hand.
- 390
- 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:46,047
- We have deal.
- 391
- 00:18:46,049 --> 00:18:47,840
- We'll finalize the
- paperwork when I get back.
- 392
- 00:18:47,842 --> 00:18:48,959
- Ooh.
- 393
- 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:49,762
- Moist, very moist hand.
- 394
- 00:18:56,162 --> 00:18:59,136
- Peanutbutter, wake up.
- 395
- 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,920
- What are you two
- dunderheads doing in my stall
- 396
- 00:19:01,922 --> 00:19:03,679
- at this unholy hour?
- 397
- 00:19:03,681 --> 00:19:04,864
- Coach is selling
- us, Peanutbutter.
- 398
- 00:19:04,866 --> 00:19:06,752
- To a crazy lady.
- 399
- 00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:09,439
- Who dehydrates
- llamas in Duluth.
- 400
- 00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:12,159
- So he's finally found a buyer?
- 401
- 00:19:12,161 --> 00:19:16,671
- You know about this and
- you didn't try to stop it?
- 402
- 00:19:16,673 --> 00:19:18,688
- What happened to
- glory and honor?
- 403
- 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:19,871
- What happened to
- 404
- 00:19:19,873 --> 00:19:21,694
- never taking our goat run.
- 405
- 00:19:21,696 --> 00:19:25,567
- One thing has nothing
- to do with the other.
- 406
- 00:19:25,569 --> 00:19:27,872
- It's time to stop fighting
- what you are and accept
- 407
- 00:19:27,874 --> 00:19:29,760
- your station, Elliot.
- 408
- 00:19:29,762 --> 00:19:30,723
- Life's easier that way.
- 409
- 00:19:34,529 --> 00:19:36,959
- You get Ignacio,
- I'll get the goats.
- 410
- 00:19:36,961 --> 00:19:38,719
- You wouldn't last
- a day in the wild.
- 411
- 00:19:38,721 --> 00:19:41,216
- Well, that's longer than
- we'd last in a dehydrator.
- 412
- 00:19:41,218 --> 00:19:42,752
- We're not running away, Hazel.
- 413
- 00:19:42,754 --> 00:19:44,095
- Of course we're running away.
- 414
- 00:19:44,097 --> 00:19:45,410
- What else could we possibly do?
- 415
- 00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:51,711
- Are we about to commit a crime?
- 416
- 00:19:51,713 --> 00:19:52,896
- It's a gray area.
- 417
- 00:19:52,898 --> 00:19:55,234
- Because I've always thought
- I'd make an excellent saboteur.
- 418
- 00:19:58,433 --> 00:20:02,399
- Sabotage isn't exactly
- what I had in mind.
- 419
- 00:20:05,793 --> 00:20:07,774
- Mi,
- mi, mi, mi, mi.
- 420
- 00:20:07,776 --> 00:20:10,015
- Oh, what a DJing morning.
- 421
- 00:20:10,017 --> 00:20:12,736
- Oh, what a DJing day.
- 422
- 00:20:12,738 --> 00:20:14,527
- Everybody now.
- 423
- 00:20:14,529 --> 00:20:17,344
- We've
- got a DJing feeling.
- 424
- 00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:20,288
- Everything's DJ today.
- 425
- 00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:22,623
- You know, DJ's going
- to miss you all when
- 426
- 00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:24,127
- he's working with the big man.
- 427
- 00:20:24,129 --> 00:20:26,464
- Aw, we're going
- to miss you too, DJ.
- 428
- 00:20:26,466 --> 00:20:29,375
- Oh, DJ didn't really mean it.
- 429
- 00:20:29,377 --> 00:20:31,968
- He was just being polite.
- 430
- 00:20:31,970 --> 00:20:34,531
- See you on the
- other side, suckers.
- 431
- 00:20:42,114 --> 00:20:44,704
- Shut that thing, Hazel.
- 432
- 00:20:44,706 --> 00:20:46,367
- I'm serious, quiet.
- 433
- 00:20:46,369 --> 00:20:47,583
- I'm trying.
- 434
- 00:20:47,585 --> 00:20:48,130
- I'm trying.
- 435
- 00:20:50,977 --> 00:20:52,130
- I think I got it this time.
- 436
- 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,655
- Purring like a kitten.
- 437
- 00:21:02,305 --> 00:21:03,935
- What is the matter with you?
- 438
- 00:21:03,937 --> 00:21:06,304
- It's no big deal, I just...
- 439
- 00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:07,550
- uh.
- 440
- 00:21:07,552 --> 00:21:09,471
- What is going on?
- 441
- 00:21:09,473 --> 00:21:13,443
- I just maybe, probably, really
- shouldn't have eaten that can.
- 442
- 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,239
- Third time's the charm.
- 443
- 00:21:20,706 --> 00:21:21,983
- Yes.
- 444
- 00:21:21,985 --> 00:21:24,800
- Now hurry up and get in
- before she stalls again.
- 445
- 00:21:38,434 --> 00:21:40,384
- Oh, make it stop.
- 446
- 00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:42,206
- You look really bad.
- 447
- 00:21:42,208 --> 00:21:45,119
- Got to get that can through
- the old duodenum, you know?
- 448
- 00:21:45,121 --> 00:21:46,751
- Um, no.
- 449
- 00:21:46,753 --> 00:21:48,352
- You're right.
- 450
- 00:21:48,354 --> 00:21:49,920
- Things could get messy,
- cornering the small intestine.
- 451
- 00:21:49,922 --> 00:21:52,448
- That's only happened a
- couple of times in the past.
- 452
- 00:21:52,450 --> 00:21:53,312
- What?
- 453
- 00:21:53,314 --> 00:21:53,823
- All right, Sherlock.
- 454
- 00:21:53,825 --> 00:21:54,719
- It was five times.
- 455
- 00:21:54,721 --> 00:21:55,615
- OK, six.
- 456
- 00:21:55,617 --> 00:21:57,087
- Fine, seven.
- 457
- 00:21:57,089 --> 00:21:59,327
- I've had complications
- in the small intestine
- 458
- 00:21:59,329 --> 00:22:02,143
- as a result of ingesting
- cans eight times in the past.
- 459
- 00:22:02,145 --> 00:22:04,031
- But you never know how
- things will shake out.
- 460
- 00:22:04,033 --> 00:22:08,031
- A ruminants gastrointestinal
- tract is full of surprises.
- 461
- 00:22:12,770 --> 00:22:15,614
- What happened to the engine?
- 462
- 00:22:20,385 --> 00:22:23,231
- We're going to have to
- make an emergency landing.
- 463
- 00:22:23,233 --> 00:22:24,385
- We're all going to die.
- 464
- 00:22:28,288 --> 00:22:29,695
- What are you doing?
- 465
- 00:22:29,697 --> 00:22:31,521
- Are you trying to
- hit that tree, Coach?
- 466
- 00:22:37,792 --> 00:22:39,710
- Hazel.
- 467
- 00:22:39,712 --> 00:22:41,312
- Help me.
- 468
- 00:22:41,314 --> 00:22:43,295
- Come on, Hazel.
- 469
- 00:22:43,297 --> 00:22:46,177
- Reach.
- Hazel.
- 470
- 00:22:53,153 --> 00:22:56,030
- Wow, well how about that?
- 471
- 00:22:56,032 --> 00:22:57,215
- What?
- 472
- 00:22:57,217 --> 00:23:00,896
- That can just shook
- itself right out.
- 473
- 00:23:32,256 --> 00:23:34,914
- This is where reindeer
- become heroes, boys.
- 474
- 00:23:42,082 --> 00:23:43,872
- Nice ride.
- 475
- 00:23:43,874 --> 00:23:47,103
- You make that thing out
- of your grandpappy's old car
- 476
- 00:23:47,105 --> 00:23:49,407
- and some salvage tractor parts?
- 477
- 00:23:49,409 --> 00:23:51,327
- Yeah, why?
- 478
- 00:23:59,041 --> 00:24:01,470
- I'm flying corporate
- or nothing from now on.
- 479
- 00:24:01,472 --> 00:24:02,496
- I am not even kidding.
- 480
- 00:24:02,498 --> 00:24:04,190
- Oh, nibbles.
- 481
- 00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:05,215
- Let's chow.
- 482
- 00:24:05,217 --> 00:24:06,815
- No, forget it.
- 483
- 00:24:06,817 --> 00:24:08,671
- We have to register while
- the others are distracted.
- 484
- 00:24:08,673 --> 00:24:10,559
- Not even a carrot?
- 485
- 00:24:10,561 --> 00:24:11,775
- Come on.
- 486
- 00:24:11,777 --> 00:24:14,591
- I'm so hungry.
- 487
- 00:24:14,593 --> 00:24:15,775
- Whoohoo.
- 488
- 00:24:15,777 --> 00:24:18,019
- That's my boys.
- 489
- 00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:24,991
- Walter Wittick III, right?
- 490
- 00:24:24,993 --> 00:24:26,239
- Do I know you?
- 491
- 00:24:26,241 --> 00:24:27,711
- I don't think so.
- 492
- 00:24:27,713 --> 00:24:30,242
- Cause you look exactly
- like my next girlfriend.
- 493
- 00:24:33,793 --> 00:24:35,456
- I'm Walter Wittick, yes.
- 494
- 00:24:35,458 --> 00:24:37,598
- Oh yeah, you're the
- team from the petting
- 495
- 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,551
- zoo, the Witty Bitty Farm.
- 496
- 00:24:39,553 --> 00:24:41,727
- Wittick's Reindeer
- Training Camp, actually.
- 497
- 00:24:41,729 --> 00:24:43,039
- We're rebranding.
- 498
- 00:24:43,041 --> 00:24:45,022
- Aren't you some
- kind of minor league
- 499
- 00:24:45,024 --> 00:24:46,464
- baseball star or something?
- 500
- 00:24:46,466 --> 00:24:48,414
- Youngest shortstop
- ever drafted.
- 501
- 00:24:48,416 --> 00:24:50,079
- Ooh, impressive.
- 502
- 00:24:50,081 --> 00:24:53,024
- I bet you'll be called up
- to the majors any day now.
- 503
- 00:24:53,026 --> 00:24:54,943
- Oh, yeah.
- 504
- 00:24:54,945 --> 00:24:57,183
- Major league baseball isn't
- all it's cracked up to be.
- 505
- 00:24:57,185 --> 00:24:59,774
- I decided to do something
- important with my life,
- 506
- 00:24:59,776 --> 00:25:02,944
- something truly fulfilling,
- you know, for the kids.
- 507
- 00:25:02,946 --> 00:25:04,671
- How noble.
- 508
- 00:25:04,673 --> 00:25:06,816
- That's just the
- kind of guy I am,
- 509
- 00:25:06,818 --> 00:25:09,408
- noble, magnanimous, benevolent.
- 510
- 00:25:09,410 --> 00:25:10,526
- I could go on.
- 511
- 00:25:10,528 --> 00:25:12,031
- I'm sure you could.
- 512
- 00:25:12,033 --> 00:25:14,239
- The thing is I heard
- you got sidelined
- 513
- 00:25:14,241 --> 00:25:15,838
- by a case of the yips.
- 514
- 00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:16,768
- What?
- 515
- 00:25:16,770 --> 00:25:19,008
- Word is you woke up
- one day and completely
- 516
- 00:25:19,010 --> 00:25:21,758
- lost your ability to throw
- the ball to first base.
- 517
- 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,807
- Poof, like you
- never had it at all.
- 518
- 00:25:23,809 --> 00:25:25,343
- That's not... where did you...
- 519
- 00:25:25,345 --> 00:25:27,614
- I mean, OK, also
- dude, the yips is
- 520
- 00:25:27,616 --> 00:25:29,216
- not the preferred nomenclature.
- 521
- 00:25:29,218 --> 00:25:31,615
- Misplaced focus, please.
- 522
- 00:25:31,617 --> 00:25:33,407
- You couldn't hit a ball
- 10 feet in front of you
- 523
- 00:25:33,409 --> 00:25:34,208
- to save your life.
- 524
- 00:25:34,210 --> 00:25:36,414
- That only happened
- the one time.
- 525
- 00:25:36,416 --> 00:25:38,303
- Sure it did.
- 526
- 00:25:38,305 --> 00:25:40,286
- Good like out there, sport star.
- 527
- 00:25:40,288 --> 00:25:44,767
- That could have gone better.
- 528
- 00:25:44,769 --> 00:25:47,103
- Oh man, this is perfect.
- 529
- 00:25:47,105 --> 00:25:48,064
- Everyone in the world
- is going to want
- 530
- 00:25:48,066 --> 00:25:49,950
- to visit the petting zoo
- that produced Santa's
- 531
- 00:25:49,952 --> 00:25:52,255
- first non-reindeer reindeer.
- 532
- 00:25:52,257 --> 00:25:53,759
- Coach will make
- so much money, he
- 533
- 00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:55,614
- won't have to sell us anymore.
- 534
- 00:25:55,616 --> 00:25:58,590
- And all you have to do is
- beat 20 of the world's toughest
- 535
- 00:25:58,592 --> 00:26:00,480
- contenders in a
- grueling three-day
- 536
- 00:26:00,482 --> 00:26:02,754
- - competition to make it happen.
- - Next.
- 537
- 00:26:06,976 --> 00:26:07,838
- Where's your human?
- 538
- 00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,431
- He's busy in the...
- uh, you know what?
- 539
- 00:26:10,433 --> 00:26:12,096
- I'd look to check
- in a player, please.
- 540
- 00:26:12,098 --> 00:26:14,336
- I'm only permitted
- to deal with humans.
- 541
- 00:26:14,338 --> 00:26:15,232
- It's a union thing.
- 542
- 00:26:15,234 --> 00:26:16,159
- His name's Elliot.
- 543
- 00:26:16,161 --> 00:26:16,993
- That is E-L-L-I-O-T-E?
- 544
- 00:26:20,065 --> 00:26:22,047
- At least, I think
- there's an E on the end.
- 545
- 00:26:22,049 --> 00:26:23,902
- Literacy's never really
- been my strong point.
- 546
- 00:26:23,904 --> 00:26:25,248
- Seriously, g get your human.
- 547
- 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:26,943
- He's allergic to tree nuts.
- 548
- 00:26:26,945 --> 00:26:28,894
- Best to take it easy
- on the dairy, too.
- 549
- 00:26:28,896 --> 00:26:31,551
- Since you're obviously
- never going to leave, fine.
- 550
- 00:26:31,553 --> 00:26:33,439
- Name and feeder farm
- before I change my mind.
- 551
- 00:26:33,441 --> 00:26:34,272
- Yeah.
- 552
- 00:26:34,274 --> 00:26:36,320
- So again, his name
- is Elliot, and we
- 553
- 00:26:36,322 --> 00:26:37,919
- are an independent entry.
- 554
- 00:26:37,921 --> 00:26:39,839
- You got a wild card then?
- 555
- 00:26:39,841 --> 00:26:42,655
- Did I mention he
- has a nut allergy?
- 556
- 00:26:42,657 --> 00:26:44,352
- I'll take that as a no.
- 557
- 00:26:44,354 --> 00:26:45,664
- Once you see what he can do...
- 558
- 00:26:45,666 --> 00:26:47,295
- Oh, for the love of Keebler.
- 559
- 00:26:47,297 --> 00:26:51,806
- If it will hurry you up,
- show me this player of yours.
- 560
- 00:26:51,808 --> 00:26:54,814
- Tada.
- 561
- 00:26:54,816 --> 00:26:57,024
- You want to enter a pony
- in the North Pole tryouts?
- 562
- 00:26:57,026 --> 00:26:58,753
- - I am a miniature...
- - Next.
- 563
- 00:27:03,234 --> 00:27:04,704
- What are we
- going to do, Hazel?
- 564
- 00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:07,167
- If I can't register,
- I can't compete.
- 565
- 00:27:07,169 --> 00:27:07,840
- No, no, no.
- 566
- 00:27:07,842 --> 00:27:10,560
- It's all big misunderstanding.
- 567
- 00:27:10,562 --> 00:27:13,440
- We warned you about the extra
- magic cookies, Moshennika.
- 568
- 00:27:13,442 --> 00:27:15,327
- Gentlemen, be reasonable.
- 569
- 00:27:15,329 --> 00:27:17,758
- I'm sure we can work this out.
- 570
- 00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,160
- Bribing Santa's helpers, Uri.
- 571
- 00:27:20,162 --> 00:27:23,486
- Ugh, how do you sleep at night?
- 572
- 00:27:23,488 --> 00:27:24,417
- Enjoy the naughty list.
- 573
- 00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:28,703
- Ooh.
- 574
- 00:27:28,705 --> 00:27:31,744
- Ah, Hazel, you don't
- even know what that is.
- 575
- 00:27:31,746 --> 00:27:33,951
- Blech, ugh.
- 576
- 00:27:33,953 --> 00:27:37,151
- Standard 65 pound cardstock
- flavored with number 12 ink?
- 577
- 00:27:37,153 --> 00:27:39,454
- I'm number 12 ink intolerant.
- 578
- 00:27:39,456 --> 00:27:39,871
- What?
- 579
- 00:27:39,873 --> 00:27:42,334
- It's a thing.
- 580
- 00:27:42,336 --> 00:27:45,695
- Hazel, you are a genius.
- 581
- 00:27:45,697 --> 00:27:46,911
- I know.
- 582
- 00:27:46,913 --> 00:27:47,586
- What's it say?
- 583
- 00:27:51,233 --> 00:27:52,895
- Follow me.
- 584
- 00:27:52,897 --> 00:27:54,624
- Can you just read it to me?
- 585
- 00:27:54,626 --> 00:27:55,391
- Mm.
- 586
- 00:27:55,393 --> 00:27:56,319
- Mm.
- 587
- 00:27:56,321 --> 00:27:57,215
- Mm.
- 588
- 00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:58,590
- Mhm.
- 589
- 00:27:58,592 --> 00:28:00,739
- This is some quality produce.
- 590
- 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:04,834
- Hello, Junior.
- 591
- 00:28:08,513 --> 00:28:11,489
- Oh, hey dad.
- 592
- 00:28:12,478 --> 00:28:13,728
- Didn't realize you'd
- make it to the tryouts.
- 593
- 00:28:13,730 --> 00:28:16,703
- How are things
- with the Brittle...
- 594
- 00:28:16,705 --> 00:28:18,814
- what's that place called again?
- 595
- 00:28:18,816 --> 00:28:21,599
- Wittick's Witty Bitty
- Farm, which you'd know
- 596
- 00:28:21,601 --> 00:28:24,288
- if you ever bothered to visit.
- 597
- 00:28:24,290 --> 00:28:25,504
- Yes.
- 598
- 00:28:25,506 --> 00:28:28,002
- Well, oh dear.
- 599
- 00:28:31,552 --> 00:28:32,449
- Good luck, son.
- 600
- 00:28:35,809 --> 00:28:37,310
- Oh and Junior...
- 601
- 00:28:37,312 --> 00:28:38,911
- Yeah dad?
- 602
- 00:28:38,913 --> 00:28:40,578
- Try not to embarrass me, OK?
- 603
- 00:28:48,929 --> 00:28:52,063
- - Say hello to Glitzen.
- - Glitzen?
- 604
- 00:28:52,065 --> 00:28:54,078
- What kind of a name is Glitzen?
- 605
- 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,607
- Weren't you just here?
- 606
- 00:28:56,609 --> 00:28:58,111
- Are you going to
- sign us in or do I have
- 607
- 00:28:58,113 --> 00:28:59,582
- to go over your head on this?
- 608
- 00:28:59,584 --> 00:29:01,694
- Ahem.
- 609
- 00:29:01,696 --> 00:29:03,296
- Do we have a problem
- here, Joleen?
- 610
- 00:29:03,298 --> 00:29:05,407
- This goat's
- pulling a fast one.
- 611
- 00:29:05,409 --> 00:29:07,070
- I've got a wild card
- and I've got a player.
- 612
- 00:29:07,072 --> 00:29:09,343
- How is that a fast one?
- 613
- 00:29:09,345 --> 00:29:10,049
- This is your player?
- 614
- 00:29:13,472 --> 00:29:14,494
- We're blown.
- 615
- 00:29:14,496 --> 00:29:15,775
- - He knows.
- - He doesn't know.
- 616
- 00:29:15,777 --> 00:29:18,174
- - Stop talking.
- - He totally knows.
- 617
- 00:29:18,176 --> 00:29:19,519
- Go ahead, sign him in.
- 618
- 00:29:19,521 --> 00:29:20,415
- What?
- 619
- 00:29:20,417 --> 00:29:21,951
- He's below regulation
- weight and height.
- 620
- 00:29:21,953 --> 00:29:24,350
- He doesn't have a human,
- and I'm almost positive I
- 621
- 00:29:24,352 --> 00:29:26,783
- checked in all the wild cards.
- 622
- 00:29:26,785 --> 00:29:29,568
- Who gives the
- orders around here?
- 623
- 00:29:29,570 --> 00:29:31,199
- You do, sir.
- 624
- 00:29:31,201 --> 00:29:34,910
- Then sign him in.
- 625
- 00:29:34,912 --> 00:29:35,935
- Thanks.
- 626
- 00:29:35,937 --> 00:29:37,982
- It's going to be a long day.
- 627
- 00:29:37,984 --> 00:29:39,201
- I knew I shouldn't have
- picked up this shift.
- 628
- 00:29:43,904 --> 00:29:45,023
- I guess we should
- try to find out
- 629
- 00:29:45,025 --> 00:29:46,943
- who your main competition is.
- 630
- 00:29:46,945 --> 00:29:49,823
- Oh, oh DJ all the way.
- 631
- 00:29:49,825 --> 00:29:51,904
- Ugh, aside from the obvious.
- 632
- 00:29:51,906 --> 00:29:54,175
- Oh, I already know.
- 633
- 00:29:54,177 --> 00:29:55,614
- There's Heinrich
- the Dutch Dream.
- 634
- 00:29:55,616 --> 00:29:57,183
- Oh [INAUDIBLE]
- 635
- 00:29:57,185 --> 00:29:59,232
- Svetlana the Polish
- Punisher and her best friend,
- 636
- 00:29:59,234 --> 00:30:02,112
- Olga the Swedish Destroyer.
- 637
- 00:30:02,114 --> 00:30:04,415
- Then we've got the
- Canadian, a.k.a.
- 638
- 00:30:04,417 --> 00:30:06,175
- - Sasha Second Place.
- - Ouch.
- 639
- 00:30:06,177 --> 00:30:07,872
- Watch it, Dutch boy.
- 640
- 00:30:07,874 --> 00:30:08,895
- Dang.
- 641
- 00:30:08,897 --> 00:30:10,400
- What is her problem?
- 642
- 00:30:10,402 --> 00:30:12,063
- Huge chip on her shoulder.
- 643
- 00:30:12,065 --> 00:30:14,751
- Dad, grandma, and great
- uncle all second picks
- 644
- 00:30:14,753 --> 00:30:16,574
- at previous tryouts.
- 645
- 00:30:16,576 --> 00:30:18,367
- Lot of pressure to
- break the family curse.
- 646
- 00:30:18,369 --> 00:30:21,023
- All right,
- everybody, pipe down.
- 647
- 00:30:21,025 --> 00:30:24,062
- Ahem, welcome, one and all.
- 648
- 00:30:24,064 --> 00:30:26,112
- Santa is delighted you
- made the long journey
- 649
- 00:30:26,114 --> 00:30:28,190
- and is blah, blah, blah,
- blah, blah, blah, blah.
- 650
- 00:30:28,192 --> 00:30:29,695
- OK, here's the deal.
- 651
- 00:30:29,697 --> 00:30:33,536
- We've got three days to
- find our next Blitzen.
- 652
- 00:30:33,538 --> 00:30:35,359
- Of course, when we
- set up this system,
- 653
- 00:30:35,361 --> 00:30:38,847
- we envisioned a
- much longer process.
- 654
- 00:30:38,849 --> 00:30:41,534
- But since your predecessor
- proved like so many before him
- 655
- 00:30:41,536 --> 00:30:43,774
- that reindeer are
- unreliable, self-absorbed,
- 656
- 00:30:43,776 --> 00:30:46,016
- ego maniacal
- quitters who possess
- 657
- 00:30:46,018 --> 00:30:48,447
- nary a hint of
- social responsibility
- 658
- 00:30:48,449 --> 00:30:49,374
- nor personal honor...
- 659
- 00:30:49,376 --> 00:30:50,334
- Who do you think you are?
- 660
- 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,671
- Not all reindeer, man.
- 661
- 00:30:52,673 --> 00:30:54,270
- This guy is amazing.
- 662
- 00:30:54,272 --> 00:30:55,999
- Oh, I see.
- 663
- 00:30:56,001 --> 00:30:59,007
- You're under the impression that
- reindeers are noble creatures.
- 664
- 00:30:59,009 --> 00:31:00,542
- Hey, I've got a good idea.
- 665
- 00:31:00,544 --> 00:31:03,326
- How about I enlighten you to
- the way things really are?
- 666
- 00:31:03,328 --> 00:31:08,703
- It all started in 1953 when
- Dixen decided to have a family
- 667
- 00:31:08,705 --> 00:31:10,431
- and move to the suburbs.
- 668
- 00:31:10,433 --> 00:31:12,223
- Now, I'll be the first to admit
- the Dixen thing caught us off
- 669
- 00:31:12,225 --> 00:31:13,950
- guard.
- 670
- 00:31:13,952 --> 00:31:16,159
- Of course, our real mistake was
- thinking that it was a fluke.
- 671
- 00:31:16,161 --> 00:31:18,782
- Because 14 years later, along
- comes a little movement known
- 672
- 00:31:18,784 --> 00:31:21,727
- as "flower power,"
- and Comet takes off
- 673
- 00:31:21,729 --> 00:31:24,863
- to some ashram to find himself.
- 674
- 00:31:24,865 --> 00:31:28,351
- Then in 1988, Cupid
- defected to Moscow
- 675
- 00:31:28,353 --> 00:31:31,263
- after falling in
- love again, this time
- 676
- 00:31:31,265 --> 00:31:34,047
- with a little Siberian number
- by the name of Vladlena,
- 677
- 00:31:34,049 --> 00:31:37,407
- on Christmas Eve, no
- less, which brings us
- 678
- 00:31:37,409 --> 00:31:40,319
- to last year's incident
- when Prancer decided
- 679
- 00:31:40,321 --> 00:31:42,942
- he needed some "me" time.
- 680
- 00:31:42,944 --> 00:31:46,078
- I mean, have you ever heard
- such self-absorbed baloney
- 681
- 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,391
- in all your life?
- 682
- 00:31:47,393 --> 00:31:47,935
- Oh, wait.
- 683
- 00:31:47,937 --> 00:31:50,271
- Look who I'm talking to.
- 684
- 00:31:50,273 --> 00:31:51,615
- Of course you have.
- 685
- 00:31:51,617 --> 00:31:52,414
- Wait a minute.
- 686
- 00:31:52,416 --> 00:31:53,727
- Are you kidding me?
- 687
- 00:31:53,729 --> 00:31:58,015
- Save your whining for
- the sports psychologist.
- 688
- 00:31:58,017 --> 00:32:01,534
- The point is, punks, it's
- no longer just about skill.
- 689
- 00:32:01,536 --> 00:32:05,247
- We're looking for strength of
- character, integrity, loyalty,
- 690
- 00:32:05,249 --> 00:32:07,166
- qualities that seemed to
- have eluded your species
- 691
- 00:32:07,168 --> 00:32:09,502
- for quite some time.
- 692
- 00:32:09,504 --> 00:32:10,943
- Now, get out of here.
- 693
- 00:32:10,945 --> 00:32:13,566
- First event starts in
- the main field in five.
- 694
- 00:32:26,401 --> 00:32:28,734
- Oh, oh DJ all the way.
- 695
- 00:32:28,736 --> 00:32:32,479
- Hey, hey DJ all the way.
- 696
- 00:32:32,481 --> 00:32:34,526
- Hm.
- 697
- 00:32:34,528 --> 00:32:39,230
- Hey, Little League tryouts
- were last week, small fry.
- 698
- 00:32:39,232 --> 00:32:39,934
- Good one.
- 699
- 00:32:39,936 --> 00:32:40,702
- Question, though.
- 700
- 00:32:40,704 --> 00:32:42,207
- Are you looking
- forward to coming
- 701
- 00:32:42,209 --> 00:32:44,511
- in second again, JD Canuck?
- 702
- 00:32:44,513 --> 00:32:46,335
- Oh.
- 703
- 00:32:46,337 --> 00:32:47,231
- No, no, I'm sorry.
- 704
- 00:32:47,233 --> 00:32:48,414
- I didn't mean that.
- 705
- 00:32:48,416 --> 00:32:49,182
- I was only trying to...
- 706
- 00:32:49,184 --> 00:32:50,878
- I'm just messing
- with you, tiny.
- 707
- 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,382
- Would you two keep it down?
- 708
- 00:32:52,384 --> 00:32:54,657
- DJ's trying to get himself
- in the zone over here.
- 709
- 00:33:00,448 --> 00:33:01,662
- All right, folks.
- 710
- 00:33:01,664 --> 00:33:04,478
- This ain't rocket science.
- 711
- 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,687
- First 10 get to stick
- around for tomorrow's event.
- 712
- 00:33:06,689 --> 00:33:09,407
- The rest of you, bye bye.
- 713
- 00:33:09,409 --> 00:33:09,890
- Take your marks.
- 714
- 00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:18,591
- Go DJ, go.
- 715
- 00:33:18,593 --> 00:33:23,074
- - Wind up your knees, head down.
- - Huh?
- 716
- 00:33:36,577 --> 00:33:40,126
- This is just another goat run.
- 717
- 00:33:40,128 --> 00:33:42,974
- Come on, Glitzen,
- you can do this.
- 718
- 00:33:42,976 --> 00:33:44,894
- You do this every day.
- 719
- 00:33:44,896 --> 00:33:46,622
- Duck and weave, Glitzen.
- 720
- 00:33:46,624 --> 00:33:48,062
- What?
- 721
- 00:33:48,064 --> 00:33:49,409
- Duck and weave.
- 722
- 00:33:55,713 --> 00:33:57,630
- Look at DJ go.
- 723
- 00:33:57,632 --> 00:34:00,254
- Those clowns never had a chance.
- 724
- 00:34:00,256 --> 00:34:02,142
- Enough of this nonsense.
- 725
- 00:34:02,144 --> 00:34:05,118
- There's a footy match against
- the old enemy on channel 3.
- 726
- 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:06,751
- Hey.
- 727
- 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,263
- Did somebody order
- a Spanish meatball?
- 728
- 00:34:18,208 --> 00:34:20,415
- Get out of there, Glitzen.
- Go.
- 729
- 00:34:20,417 --> 00:34:22,975
- Move.
- 730
- 00:34:22,977 --> 00:34:24,801
- Oh my goat.
- 731
- 00:34:29,376 --> 00:34:29,857
- What?
- 732
- 00:34:33,024 --> 00:34:36,607
- That little reindeer looks
- just like you, Peanutbutter.
- 733
- 00:34:36,609 --> 00:34:42,238
- - [INAUDIBLE]
- - He's got it.
- 734
- 00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:43,167
- He's got it.
- 735
- 00:34:43,169 --> 00:34:44,382
- Yeah.
- 736
- 00:34:44,384 --> 00:34:45,982
- Yes.
- Yes.
- 737
- 00:34:45,984 --> 00:34:47,870
- DJ loves himself.
- 738
- 00:34:47,872 --> 00:34:49,278
- DJ.
- 739
- 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:50,143
- You see that?
- 740
- 00:34:50,145 --> 00:34:52,798
- The training camp
- is going to pay off.
- 741
- 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,622
- Man, your boy's got some legs.
- 742
- 00:34:54,624 --> 00:34:56,799
- He just broke your
- record, right?
- 743
- 00:34:56,801 --> 00:34:57,633
- Not even close.
- 744
- 00:35:09,152 --> 00:35:10,111
- Yes, yes.
- 745
- 00:35:10,113 --> 00:35:11,873
- [INAUDIBLE] in your face.
- 746
- 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,295
- Elliot, that was amazing.
- 747
- 00:35:19,297 --> 00:35:21,887
- Can you believe it, Hazel?
- 748
- 00:35:21,889 --> 00:35:22,528
- I did it.
- 749
- 00:35:22,530 --> 00:35:24,479
- I actually made it through.
- 750
- 00:35:24,481 --> 00:35:25,566
- What are you two doing here?
- 751
- 00:35:25,568 --> 00:35:27,903
- Uh-oh.
- 752
- 00:35:27,905 --> 00:35:29,470
- Do we know each other?
- 753
- 00:35:29,472 --> 00:35:31,487
- I'm pretty sure
- we've met, Elliot.
- 754
- 00:35:31,489 --> 00:35:32,702
- Nice hat, Hazel.
- 755
- 00:35:32,704 --> 00:35:34,910
- Please don't tell
- Coach we're here, Clyde.
- 756
- 00:35:34,912 --> 00:35:37,310
- Give me one good
- reason why not.
- 757
- 00:35:37,312 --> 00:35:39,422
- Because I can do this.
- 758
- 00:35:39,424 --> 00:35:40,350
- Did you see that?
- 759
- 00:35:40,352 --> 00:35:41,311
- I made the cut.
- 760
- 00:35:41,313 --> 00:35:43,199
- Dead last on qualifier.
- 761
- 00:35:43,201 --> 00:35:44,862
- You must be so proud.
- 762
- 00:35:44,864 --> 00:35:46,911
- OK, yeah, I was last.
- 763
- 00:35:46,913 --> 00:35:48,095
- But did you see me out there?
- 764
- 00:35:48,097 --> 00:35:49,439
- I was on fire.
- 765
- 00:35:49,441 --> 00:35:51,614
- Sloppy footwork,
- appalling technique,
- 766
- 00:35:51,616 --> 00:35:54,495
- and a total disregard
- for presentation.
- 767
- 00:35:54,497 --> 00:35:55,486
- Some fire.
- 768
- 00:35:55,488 --> 00:35:56,351
- Yeah?
- 769
- 00:35:56,353 --> 00:35:58,173
- Well, what do you know?
- 770
- 00:35:58,175 --> 00:36:00,063
- You're just a cranky, old draft
- horse whose pulled one too many
- 771
- 00:36:00,065 --> 00:36:02,111
- kegs.
- 772
- 00:36:02,113 --> 00:36:03,390
- Forget I said anything.
- 773
- 00:36:03,392 --> 00:36:04,801
- You'll make a perfect reindeer.
- 774
- 00:36:07,905 --> 00:36:09,762
- OK, time to hit the buffet.
- 775
- 00:36:15,937 --> 00:36:18,685
- Uh, we should just
- go home and take
- 776
- 00:36:18,687 --> 00:36:20,543
- our chances with the meat lady.
- 777
- 00:36:20,545 --> 00:36:21,663
- Oh yeah, sure.
- 778
- 00:36:21,665 --> 00:36:23,967
- Let's quit now, give
- up on everything
- 779
- 00:36:23,969 --> 00:36:25,758
- you've been working
- your entire life for.
- 780
- 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:26,431
- Great plan.
- 781
- 00:36:26,433 --> 00:36:27,454
- I'm serious.
- 782
- 00:36:27,456 --> 00:36:29,538
- Sure you are.
- Athletes.
- 783
- 00:36:31,937 --> 00:36:33,022
- Wait a second.
- 784
- 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:35,807
- Where is everyone?
- 785
- 00:36:35,809 --> 00:36:37,534
- Hey, Glitzen.
- 786
- 00:36:37,536 --> 00:36:39,358
- You coming to the after party?
- 787
- 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,118
- Ooh, is that where
- they serve dessert?
- 788
- 00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:42,302
- Is there a chocolate fountain?
- 789
- 00:36:42,304 --> 00:36:44,670
- Reindeer only, sorry.
- 790
- 00:36:44,672 --> 00:36:46,463
- I'm not really
- in a party mood.
- 791
- 00:36:46,465 --> 00:36:47,390
- Why not?
- 792
- 00:36:47,392 --> 00:36:49,886
- You were amazing today.
- 793
- 00:36:49,888 --> 00:36:50,367
- I was?
- 794
- 00:36:50,369 --> 00:36:51,455
- Are you kidding?
- 795
- 00:36:51,457 --> 00:36:52,893
- I just saw the replay.
- 796
- 00:36:52,895 --> 00:36:55,711
- That duck and weave
- bit was awesome.
- 797
- 00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:56,670
- Oh, actually, that was...
- 798
- 00:36:56,672 --> 00:36:59,359
- Just a little reindeer
- move I came up with back
- 799
- 00:36:59,361 --> 00:37:01,375
- at the reindeer
- training camp, you
- 800
- 00:37:01,377 --> 00:37:03,870
- know with the other
- reindeer, like me.
- 801
- 00:37:03,872 --> 00:37:04,798
- Excuse me?
- 802
- 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,271
- Well, come on then.
- 803
- 00:37:06,273 --> 00:37:08,286
- Don't just stand
- there looking short.
- 804
- 00:37:08,288 --> 00:37:10,046
- OK, yeah.
- 805
- 00:37:10,048 --> 00:37:11,231
- Yeah, you're right, Sasha.
- 806
- 00:37:11,233 --> 00:37:13,374
- A party sounds
- like a great idea.
- 807
- 00:37:13,376 --> 00:37:14,272
- Enjoy the buffet, Hazel.
- 808
- 00:37:20,096 --> 00:37:22,815
- So this is like a
- Christmas party?
- 809
- 00:37:22,817 --> 00:37:25,054
- Um, not exactly.
- 810
- 00:37:25,056 --> 00:37:27,295
- Younglings, welcome.
- 811
- 00:37:27,297 --> 00:37:30,782
- We've got food,
- beverages, flea dip.
- 812
- 00:37:30,784 --> 00:37:34,366
- Um, is that the North Pole?
- 813
- 00:37:34,368 --> 00:37:35,485
- Yeah.
- 814
- 00:37:35,487 --> 00:37:37,151
- We steal it every year.
- 815
- 00:37:37,153 --> 00:37:39,039
- What's that stuff all over it?
- 816
- 00:37:39,041 --> 00:37:39,837
- Butter.
- 817
- 00:37:39,839 --> 00:37:43,999
- - Makes it good and slippery.
- - Oh.
- 818
- 00:37:44,001 --> 00:37:45,759
- You two want to give it a try?
- 819
- 00:37:45,761 --> 00:37:48,382
- Do we have a choice?
- 820
- 00:37:48,384 --> 00:37:51,935
- What do you think we are, a
- couple of heartless monsters?
- 821
- 00:37:51,937 --> 00:37:54,559
- Because you would be right.
- 822
- 00:37:54,561 --> 00:37:55,775
- Come on now.
- 823
- 00:37:55,777 --> 00:37:56,702
- Come on.
- 824
- 00:37:56,704 --> 00:37:58,591
- Have fun, y'all.
- 825
- 00:38:18,368 --> 00:38:19,518
- Huh?
- 826
- 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:20,670
- Come on, come on.
- 827
- 00:38:20,672 --> 00:38:21,950
- Where is it?
- 828
- 00:38:21,952 --> 00:38:23,521
- I know I saw it
- around here somewhere.
- 829
- 00:38:39,711 --> 00:38:41,345
- That must be where
- we get the dessert.
- 830
- 00:38:44,416 --> 00:38:46,303
- Man, are you kidding me?
- 831
- 00:38:46,305 --> 00:38:48,094
- No one can win this thing.
- 832
- 00:38:48,096 --> 00:38:49,439
- Seriously, where's
- an opposable thumb
- 833
- 00:38:49,441 --> 00:38:51,166
- when you need it?
- 834
- 00:38:51,168 --> 00:38:52,893
- No one can win.
- 835
- 00:38:52,895 --> 00:38:54,013
- No one.
- 836
- 00:38:58,592 --> 00:39:00,350
- Dude, speak English.
- 837
- 00:39:00,352 --> 00:39:02,749
- You know DJ doesn't
- understand Korean.
- 838
- 00:39:02,751 --> 00:39:03,934
- He's Dutch, you idiot.
- 839
- 00:39:03,936 --> 00:39:05,629
- Hey, I know what to do.
- 840
- 00:39:05,631 --> 00:39:08,478
- I think DJ knows Korean
- when he hears it, Sasha.
- 841
- 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,077
- Listen, I have an idea.
- 842
- 00:39:10,079 --> 00:39:11,518
- No, she is right.
- I am Dutch.
- 843
- 00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:15,038
- Guys, we're all losers.
- 844
- 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:16,254
- Excuse me?
- 845
- 00:39:16,256 --> 00:39:17,661
- You said it yourself, DJ.
- 846
- 00:39:17,663 --> 00:39:19,678
- This is impossible.
- 847
- 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:23,039
- But if someone doesn't get
- that hat down, we all lose.
- 848
- 00:39:23,041 --> 00:39:26,974
- All of us as a group.
- 849
- 00:39:26,976 --> 00:39:30,078
- Some might even call it a team.
- 850
- 00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,638
- Do you see where
- I'm going with this?
- 851
- 00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:34,271
- Oh, I see.
- 852
- 00:39:34,273 --> 00:39:36,126
- Let's do this.
- 853
- 00:39:37,919 --> 00:39:39,294
- Whoa, hold on.
- 854
- 00:39:39,296 --> 00:39:41,184
- What just... I don't get it.
- 855
- 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,934
- Are you wearing
- [INAUDIBLE] shoes, man?
- 856
- 00:39:47,936 --> 00:39:49,533
- Ow.
- Ow.
- 857
- 00:39:49,535 --> 00:39:50,209
- Watch it.
- 858
- 00:40:02,848 --> 00:40:05,631
- Oh man, I love
- being a reindeer.
- 859
- 00:40:05,633 --> 00:40:07,870
- Good to know,
- considering you've
- 860
- 00:40:07,872 --> 00:40:09,823
- been one your entire life.
- 861
- 00:40:09,825 --> 00:40:11,421
- Oh yeah, right.
- 862
- 00:40:11,423 --> 00:40:14,943
- No, I'm just saying being
- a reindeer is awesome.
- 863
- 00:40:14,945 --> 00:40:16,574
- Whoa, hold up.
- 864
- 00:40:16,576 --> 00:40:19,357
- Do I know you, little dude?
- 865
- 00:40:19,359 --> 00:40:20,223
- Me?
- 866
- 00:40:20,225 --> 00:40:21,566
- No.
- 867
- 00:40:21,568 --> 00:40:23,870
- No, we just met, remember?
- 868
- 00:40:23,872 --> 00:40:26,781
- Yeah, but you're
- looking awfully
- 869
- 00:40:26,783 --> 00:40:29,214
- familiar all of a sudden.
- 870
- 00:40:29,216 --> 00:40:30,943
- Oh, is that my
- coach calling me?
- 871
- 00:40:30,945 --> 00:40:31,617
- I should go.
- 872
- 00:40:34,849 --> 00:40:35,870
- That was weird.
- 873
- 00:40:35,872 --> 00:40:36,990
- Something's not right, Sasha.
- 874
- 00:40:36,992 --> 00:40:38,208
- I know it.
- 875
- 00:40:45,504 --> 00:40:48,509
- Oh wow.
- 876
- 00:40:48,511 --> 00:40:50,494
- Oh my goodness.
- 877
- 00:40:50,496 --> 00:40:52,960
- Oh, the kitchen must be behind
- all these shiny new sleighs.
- 878
- 00:41:09,409 --> 00:41:11,293
- What are you doing back here?
- 879
- 00:41:12,864 --> 00:41:15,423
- Oh hello, good sir.
- 880
- 00:41:15,425 --> 00:41:18,846
- Would you be so kind as to
- direct me to the ladies room?
- 881
- 00:41:18,848 --> 00:41:20,959
- So sorry, Madam, I cannot.
- 882
- 00:41:20,961 --> 00:41:23,551
- Because you're a goat.
- 883
- 00:41:23,553 --> 00:41:25,662
- You're not authorized
- to be here, either.
- 884
- 00:41:25,664 --> 00:41:28,478
- Would someone please
- tell me what is going on?
- 885
- 00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:31,039
- Sugar plum, there you are.
- 886
- 00:41:31,041 --> 00:41:33,533
- I've been looking
- all over for you.
- 887
- 00:41:33,535 --> 00:41:36,093
- I've got a bag of dog treats
- in my purse if you play along.
- 888
- 00:41:36,095 --> 00:41:38,239
- Lady, do I look
- like I eat Kibble?
- 889
- 00:41:38,241 --> 00:41:39,806
- My, my, Lemon Drop.
- 890
- 00:41:39,808 --> 00:41:41,022
- What is all this?
- 891
- 00:41:41,024 --> 00:41:43,807
- It's how the North Pole keeps
- up with the rest of the world.
- 892
- 00:41:43,809 --> 00:41:45,566
- And it's supposed to be
- top secret, by the way,
- 893
- 00:41:45,568 --> 00:41:47,966
- so if you do not mind.
- 894
- 00:41:47,968 --> 00:41:52,159
- It's just there sure a lot
- of mechanical sleigh in here.
- 895
- 00:41:52,161 --> 00:41:54,141
- Seriously, this
- place is packed.
- 896
- 00:41:54,143 --> 00:41:56,351
- And I always thought they
- were manufactured exclusively
- 897
- 00:41:56,353 --> 00:41:57,918
- for the training farms.
- 898
- 00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:59,037
- Oh yeah, that is right.
- 899
- 00:41:59,039 --> 00:42:00,157
- They sure are.
- 900
- 00:42:00,159 --> 00:42:03,263
- And yet here we stand in
- the heart of the North Pole,
- 901
- 00:42:03,265 --> 00:42:05,661
- surrounded by a
- veritable suite of them.
- 902
- 00:42:05,663 --> 00:42:06,911
- Hey, she's right.
- 903
- 00:42:06,913 --> 00:42:08,159
- What gives, elf?
- 904
- 00:42:08,161 --> 00:42:10,013
- Care to comment?
- 905
- 00:42:10,015 --> 00:42:11,678
- Well, I...
- 906
- 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,853
- I suppose we couldn't expect
- to keep it a secret forever.
- 907
- 00:42:13,855 --> 00:42:15,391
- Keep what a secret?
- 908
- 00:42:15,393 --> 00:42:18,430
- How we survived the
- Prancer crisis, of course.
- 909
- 00:42:18,432 --> 00:42:21,310
- How do you think Santa handled
- a typhoon, two blizzards,
- 910
- 00:42:21,312 --> 00:42:23,550
- and the worst fog the
- eastern seaboard had ever
- 911
- 00:42:23,552 --> 00:42:25,374
- seen with his team down a man?
- 912
- 00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:28,670
- Everyone knows last year
- was an outright disaster.
- 913
- 00:42:28,672 --> 00:42:30,718
- The one thing Santa
- didn't do was handle it.
- 914
- 00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:33,214
- Of course he handled it.
- 915
- 00:42:33,216 --> 00:42:36,478
- He was just a little late.
- 916
- 00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,782
- A little?
- 917
- 00:42:38,784 --> 00:42:40,351
- Try seven hours.
- 918
- 00:42:41,216 --> 00:42:43,678
- The candy
- cane has cracked.
- 919
- 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:46,077
- I repeat, the candy
- cane has cracked.
- 920
- 00:42:46,079 --> 00:42:49,886
- Move, move, move.
- 921
- 00:42:49,888 --> 00:42:56,062
- We did what we had to do
- and we got the job done.
- 922
- 00:42:56,064 --> 00:42:59,422
- These sleighs are
- something else.
- 923
- 00:42:59,424 --> 00:43:01,758
- No need to be fed or groomed.
- 924
- 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,511
- Don't need any
- sleep or exercise.
- 925
- 00:43:04,513 --> 00:43:07,549
- 100% hassle-free.
- 926
- 00:43:07,551 --> 00:43:10,111
- I love technology.
- 927
- 00:43:10,113 --> 00:43:13,277
- Not more than you love
- the reindeer, though, right?
- 928
- 00:43:13,279 --> 00:43:14,238
- Oh yeah, no.
- 929
- 00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:16,766
- Of course not.
- 930
- 00:43:16,768 --> 00:43:18,143
- I love the reindeers.
- 931
- 00:43:18,145 --> 00:43:21,149
- They're so much fun.
- 932
- 00:43:21,151 --> 00:43:23,773
- So this is, what,
- a backup system?
- 933
- 00:43:23,775 --> 00:43:24,541
- Sure.
- 934
- 00:43:24,543 --> 00:43:25,566
- OK.
- 935
- 00:43:25,568 --> 00:43:26,558
- A backup system.
- 936
- 00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,542
- That... that's a...
- 937
- 00:43:28,544 --> 00:43:30,782
- a good phrase.
- 938
- 00:43:30,784 --> 00:43:31,968
- Now, if you don't mind.
- 939
- 00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:36,990
- He's a terrible liar.
- 940
- 00:43:36,992 --> 00:43:37,662
- Yup.
- 941
- 00:43:37,664 --> 00:43:42,078
- So how about those dog treats?
- 942
- 00:43:59,904 --> 00:44:03,071
- Oh, you promised
- you'd stop doing that.
- 943
- 00:44:03,073 --> 00:44:05,790
- I saw something really
- strange last night, Elliot.
- 944
- 00:44:05,792 --> 00:44:06,942
- Last night.
- 945
- 00:44:06,944 --> 00:44:08,030
- Oh, man.
- 946
- 00:44:08,032 --> 00:44:09,439
- Lemon Drop's got
- this secret lab.
- 947
- 00:44:09,441 --> 00:44:10,942
- You should have
- been there, Hazel.
- 948
- 00:44:10,944 --> 00:44:12,573
- Full of mechanical sleighs.
- 949
- 00:44:12,575 --> 00:44:13,822
- There was reindeer.
- 950
- 00:44:13,824 --> 00:44:14,943
- I think he's up to something.
- 951
- 00:44:14,945 --> 00:44:16,541
- And butter.
- 952
- 00:44:16,543 --> 00:44:18,654
- Elliot, stop yapping
- about the stupid reindeer
- 953
- 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:20,030
- and listen to me.
- 954
- 00:44:20,032 --> 00:44:21,534
- Reindeer aren't stupid.
- 955
- 00:44:21,536 --> 00:44:23,166
- Uh, excuse me?
- 956
- 00:44:23,168 --> 00:44:24,287
- They're actually pretty great.
- 957
- 00:44:24,289 --> 00:44:25,822
- They're great?
- 958
- 00:44:25,824 --> 00:44:28,958
- I mean even DJ is OK
- once you get to know him.
- 959
- 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:30,238
- OK, fine.
- 960
- 00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:34,398
- Let's say they can be
- nice to other reindeer.
- 961
- 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,063
- How do you think they're
- going to react when
- 962
- 00:44:36,065 --> 00:44:38,270
- you take off those antlers?
- 963
- 00:44:38,272 --> 00:44:40,286
- Maybe I won't have to.
- 964
- 00:44:40,288 --> 00:44:42,079
- What are you
- even talking about?
- 965
- 00:44:42,081 --> 00:44:44,478
- I just mean I
- might not even win,
- 966
- 00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:48,573
- so there's no point in worrying
- about any of that right now.
- 967
- 00:44:48,575 --> 00:44:52,382
- I have to get to the gym before
- all the machines are taken.
- 968
- 00:44:52,384 --> 00:44:53,184
- I'll see you later, Hazel.
- 969
- 00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:08,510
- You don't look like a reindeer
- ready for his first flight.
- 970
- 00:45:08,512 --> 00:45:13,086
- DJ's got the sniffles,
- and it's freezing out there.
- 971
- 00:45:13,088 --> 00:45:15,294
- You're a reindeer, DJ.
- 972
- 00:45:15,296 --> 00:45:16,705
- You're genetically
- built for the cold.
- 973
- 00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:20,926
- So that's it.
- 974
- 00:45:20,928 --> 00:45:24,445
- After all our work, everything
- Coach has done for you,
- 975
- 00:45:24,447 --> 00:45:27,453
- you're going to throw
- it all away over a cold?
- 976
- 00:45:27,455 --> 00:45:31,230
- It is what it is, old man.
- 977
- 00:45:31,232 --> 00:45:34,430
- I expect you on the
- main field in 20 minutes.
- 978
- 00:45:41,119 --> 00:45:41,982
- Excuse me.
- 979
- 00:45:41,984 --> 00:45:43,902
- OK, big guy, make some room.
- 980
- 00:45:43,904 --> 00:45:47,933
- OK, if you could just move your
- giant butt two inches to the...
- 981
- 00:45:47,935 --> 00:45:49,693
- OK, all right, that's it.
- 982
- 00:45:49,695 --> 00:45:50,496
- I am done playing.
- 983
- 00:46:01,375 --> 00:46:03,648
- Ooh, look at that.
- Nice.
- 984
- 00:46:11,105 --> 00:46:12,637
- Yo, Malik.
- 985
- 00:46:12,639 --> 00:46:13,568
- You forgot the milk.
- 986
- 00:46:22,335 --> 00:46:23,583
- Well, well, well.
- 987
- 00:46:23,585 --> 00:46:26,366
- Look at you, my lovelies.
- 988
- 00:46:26,368 --> 00:46:28,990
- Gee, I wonder what
- that sign says.
- 989
- 00:46:28,992 --> 00:46:32,893
- Meh, how important could it be?
- 990
- 00:46:32,895 --> 00:46:35,934
- Reading is overrated.
- 991
- 00:46:35,936 --> 00:46:37,470
- He's sick.
- 992
- 00:46:37,472 --> 00:46:38,717
- After everything
- we've worked for?
- 993
- 00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:41,662
- No, no, no, no, no.
- 994
- 00:46:41,664 --> 00:46:44,733
- He wouldn't get up
- for you, either?
- 995
- 00:46:44,735 --> 00:46:46,623
- This can't be happening.
- 996
- 00:46:46,625 --> 00:46:48,895
- Everything OK, gentlemen?
- 997
- 00:46:48,897 --> 00:46:50,046
- Great.
- 998
- 00:46:50,048 --> 00:46:52,253
- I can see the headline now,
- number 1 seed has the yips.
- 999
- 00:46:52,255 --> 00:46:55,678
- Reindeer trainer slash failed
- baseball star loses everything.
- 1000
- 00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:56,381
- Perfect.
- 1001
- 00:46:56,383 --> 00:46:58,718
- That's actually
- a little wordy.
- 1002
- 00:46:58,720 --> 00:46:59,902
- What am I going to do?
- 1003
- 00:47:00,895 --> 00:47:01,630
- You're right.
- 1004
- 00:47:01,632 --> 00:47:02,622
- He's fine.
- 1005
- 00:47:02,624 --> 00:47:03,614
- It's going to be totally fine.
- 1006
- 00:47:03,616 --> 00:47:04,797
- It's all fine.
- 1007
- 00:47:04,799 --> 00:47:06,333
- Sure sounds like it.
- 1008
- 00:47:06,335 --> 00:47:09,246
- I need some air.
- 1009
- 00:47:09,248 --> 00:47:11,839
- Your boy's wound a
- little tight, huh?
- 1010
- 00:47:11,841 --> 00:47:12,832
- You have no idea.
- 1011
- 00:47:15,776 --> 00:47:16,640
- Hairpin turn.
- 1012
- 00:47:41,183 --> 00:47:44,253
- Candy canes.
- 1013
- 00:47:44,255 --> 00:47:47,070
- Keep your knees in
- line with your hooves.
- 1014
- 00:47:47,072 --> 00:47:48,958
- Are you talking to me?
- 1015
- 00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:50,622
- You see anybody else
- wrecking the field
- 1016
- 00:47:50,624 --> 00:47:51,774
- with their sloppy technique?
- 1017
- 00:47:51,776 --> 00:47:54,653
- It's not that bad.
- 1018
- 00:47:54,655 --> 00:47:56,318
- OK, fine.
- 1019
- 00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:57,245
- Maybe I am.
- 1020
- 00:47:57,247 --> 00:47:59,904
- Knees, hooves, try it.
- 1021
- 00:48:08,735 --> 00:48:09,441
- Try it again.
- 1022
- 00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,304
- Ha ha, eat that.
- 1023
- 00:48:31,648 --> 00:48:34,014
- Give it up, grandpa.
- 1024
- 00:48:34,016 --> 00:48:35,678
- DJ's done.
- 1025
- 00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,270
- Rest assured, your grandfather
- would never have tolerated
- 1026
- 00:48:38,272 --> 00:48:40,734
- this kind of behavior.
- 1027
- 00:48:40,736 --> 00:48:41,502
- Get up, Junior.
- 1028
- 00:48:41,504 --> 00:48:43,294
- I can't, dad.
- 1029
- 00:48:43,296 --> 00:48:44,381
- I'm sick.
- 1030
- 00:48:45,215 --> 00:48:46,398
- Nonsense.
- 1031
- 00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,573
- - You're afraid of flying.
- - Nuh-huh.
- 1032
- 00:48:48,575 --> 00:48:50,111
- DJ's not afraid of flying.
- 1033
- 00:48:50,113 --> 00:48:51,617
- DJ's not afraid of anything.
- 1034
- 00:48:54,656 --> 00:48:57,950
- OK, fine, but it's not
- like I chose to be a wuss.
- 1035
- 00:48:57,952 --> 00:48:59,581
- What do you want me to do?
- 1036
- 00:48:59,583 --> 00:49:03,518
- The only way to overcome any
- fear is to face it head on.
- 1037
- 00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:05,853
- How did I know you'd say that?
- 1038
- 00:49:05,855 --> 00:49:09,182
- I heard an extra cookie
- or two never hurt, either.
- 1039
- 00:49:09,184 --> 00:49:11,517
- Huh?
- An extra cookie?
- 1040
- 00:49:11,519 --> 00:49:13,437
- Isn't that kind of cheating?
- 1041
- 00:49:13,439 --> 00:49:16,990
- I warned you about
- embarrassing me, Junior.
- 1042
- 00:49:16,992 --> 00:49:18,142
- OK, dad.
- 1043
- 00:49:18,144 --> 00:49:21,886
- Anything you say.
- 1044
- 00:49:34,881 --> 00:49:38,813
- Now, did everyone get one
- of Mrs. Claus's cookies?
- 1045
- 00:49:38,815 --> 00:49:43,709
- Apparently, we had a mix-up
- in this morning's count.
- 1046
- 00:49:43,711 --> 00:49:45,949
- Rookies.
- 1047
- 00:49:45,951 --> 00:49:48,637
- All right, hold on
- to your butts, folks.
- 1048
- 00:49:48,639 --> 00:49:51,456
- These puppies don't
- take long to kick in.
- 1049
- 00:49:59,615 --> 00:50:01,214
- Hello?
- 1050
- 00:50:01,216 --> 00:50:02,849
- Huh?
- 1051
- 00:50:08,127 --> 00:50:09,214
- Ignacio?
- 1052
- 00:50:09,216 --> 00:50:11,102
- What are you doing here?
- 1053
- 00:50:11,104 --> 00:50:14,654
- And why are you so small?
- 1054
- 00:50:14,656 --> 00:50:18,462
- What the... huh?
- 1055
- 00:50:18,464 --> 00:50:22,270
- What is
- happening to me?
- 1056
- 00:50:22,272 --> 00:50:25,405
- I shouldn't have
- eaten those cookies.
- 1057
- 00:50:44,447 --> 00:50:45,984
- I am ashamed.
- 1058
- 00:50:54,015 --> 00:50:56,126
- OK, OK, OK.
- 1059
- 00:50:56,128 --> 00:50:58,686
- There's got to be
- another way out here.
- 1060
- 00:50:58,688 --> 00:50:59,360
- Aha.
- 1061
- 00:51:13,088 --> 00:51:15,709
- Wait, what?
- 1062
- 00:51:15,711 --> 00:51:18,333
- DJ?
- 1063
- 00:51:18,335 --> 00:51:21,693
- Is this actually happening?
- 1064
- 00:51:21,695 --> 00:51:25,790
- The chained monkey
- flies at midnight.
- 1065
- 00:51:25,792 --> 00:51:27,296
- DJ's a cheat.
- 1066
- 00:51:32,575 --> 00:51:34,941
- Yes, I did it, finally.
- 1067
- 00:51:34,943 --> 00:51:37,022
- You're up, DJ.
- 1068
- 00:51:37,024 --> 00:51:38,302
- DJ?
- 1069
- 00:51:38,304 --> 00:51:40,190
- Last call for DJ.
- 1070
- 00:51:40,192 --> 00:51:41,629
- I can't believe this.
- 1071
- 00:51:41,631 --> 00:51:42,205
- He choked.
- 1072
- 00:51:42,207 --> 00:51:44,062
- He totally choked.
- 1073
- 00:51:44,064 --> 00:51:45,758
- This is a disaster.
- 1074
- 00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,830
- Well, looks like we have our
- first disqualification, folks.
- 1075
- 00:51:48,832 --> 00:51:49,693
- Hold up.
- 1076
- 00:51:49,695 --> 00:51:50,942
- Hold up.
- Hold up.
- 1077
- 00:51:50,944 --> 00:51:53,088
- - DJ right here.
- - Yeah.
- 1078
- 00:52:03,136 --> 00:52:04,190
- Oh no.
- 1079
- 00:52:04,192 --> 00:52:07,518
- I'm going to barf.
- 1080
- 00:52:25,247 --> 00:52:26,367
- Yes.
- Yes.
- 1081
- 00:52:32,224 --> 00:52:35,101
- You're up, Glitzen.
- 1082
- 00:52:35,103 --> 00:52:38,685
- Good luck trying to beat that.
- 1083
- 00:52:38,687 --> 00:52:40,573
- Come on, Blitzen.
- 1084
- 00:52:40,575 --> 00:52:43,645
- You can do it.
- 1085
- 00:52:42,720 --> 00:52:45,118
- OK, big dreamers dream big.
- 1086
- 00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:46,944
- Big dreamers dream big.
- 1087
- 00:52:55,552 --> 00:52:58,113
- Elliot, you won't
- believe what I...
- 1088
- 00:53:03,616 --> 00:53:06,176
- That little guy's
- got some moves.
- 1089
- 00:53:24,736 --> 00:53:25,693
- Thank you.
- 1090
- 00:53:25,695 --> 00:53:28,253
- Thank you so much.
- 1091
- 00:53:28,255 --> 00:53:31,582
- No one puts DJ in the corner.
- 1092
- 00:53:31,584 --> 00:53:32,958
- Nice work, Glitzen.
- 1093
- 00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:34,397
- Oh, thanks, Sasha.
- 1094
- 00:53:34,399 --> 00:53:35,230
- I appreciate that.
- 1095
- 00:53:35,232 --> 00:53:37,469
- Yeah, well, enjoy
- it while you can.
- 1096
- 00:53:37,471 --> 00:53:40,637
- I plan on eviscerating
- you tomorrow.
- 1097
- 00:53:40,639 --> 00:53:43,902
- Um, what happened
- to your antlers?
- 1098
- 00:53:43,904 --> 00:53:46,621
- They're all wonky.
- 1099
- 00:53:49,534 --> 00:53:49,981
- Hold up.
- 1100
- 00:53:49,983 --> 00:53:50,525
- Hold up.
- 1101
- 00:53:50,527 --> 00:53:51,711
- What's she doing here?
- 1102
- 00:53:55,456 --> 00:53:58,493
- I knew there was something
- off about that little dude.
- 1103
- 00:53:58,495 --> 00:54:01,053
- The jig is up, goat.
- 1104
- 00:54:01,055 --> 00:54:03,166
- You two fraudsters
- have been caught.
- 1105
- 00:54:03,168 --> 00:54:04,158
- You're one to talk.
- 1106
- 00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:05,213
- You're a cheater.
- 1107
- 00:54:05,215 --> 00:54:06,622
- What did you just call me?
- 1108
- 00:54:06,624 --> 00:54:08,861
- You heard me,
- you're a cheater.
- 1109
- 00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:15,550
- Oh, look at that.
- I'm down.
- 1110
- 00:54:15,552 --> 00:54:18,782
- I'm finally... oh come on.
- 1111
- 00:54:18,784 --> 00:54:22,557
- Hazel, what's going on?
- 1112
- 00:54:22,559 --> 00:54:25,278
- What is that hideous creature?
- 1113
- 00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:26,237
- Oh man.
- 1114
- 00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:29,182
- Elliot, is that you?
- 1115
- 00:54:29,184 --> 00:54:32,254
- Glitzen?
- 1116
- 00:54:32,256 --> 00:54:33,534
- What's the deal, [INAUDIBLE]?
- 1117
- 00:54:33,536 --> 00:54:35,902
- You're trying to
- pull one over on us?
- 1118
- 00:54:35,904 --> 00:54:37,405
- Did you know
- about this, Walter?
- 1119
- 00:54:37,407 --> 00:54:38,878
- Me?
- Of course not.
- 1120
- 00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:43,774
- Well, this is certainly a
- first, a pony at the North Pole
- 1121
- 00:54:43,776 --> 00:54:46,302
- - tryouts.
- - Hes' a miniature horse.
- 1122
- 00:54:46,304 --> 00:54:47,965
- And he's the least
- of your problems.
- 1123
- 00:54:47,967 --> 00:54:49,213
- What's that supposed to mean?
- 1124
- 00:54:49,215 --> 00:54:51,133
- DJ is a cheater.
- 1125
- 00:54:51,135 --> 00:54:51,741
- I saw him.
- 1126
- 00:54:51,743 --> 00:54:53,597
- He ate two extra cookies.
- 1127
- 00:54:53,599 --> 00:54:54,973
- That is an
- outrageous, slanderous,
- 1128
- 00:54:54,975 --> 00:54:56,926
- and egregious falsehood.
- 1129
- 00:54:56,928 --> 00:54:59,581
- DJ's never cheated
- a day in his life.
- 1130
- 00:54:59,583 --> 00:55:03,582
- Then how come you're the
- only reindeer still in the air?
- 1131
- 00:55:03,584 --> 00:55:06,430
- I think it's time DJ paid
- a visit to the medical tent.
- 1132
- 00:55:06,432 --> 00:55:08,605
- OK, fine.
- 1133
- 00:55:08,607 --> 00:55:12,221
- DJ may have eaten an
- extra cookie or two.
- 1134
- 00:55:12,223 --> 00:55:14,109
- But what's the big deal?
- 1135
- 00:55:14,111 --> 00:55:15,966
- As long as you find
- someone to pull the sleigh,
- 1136
- 00:55:15,968 --> 00:55:17,918
- what's it matter how they do it?
- 1137
- 00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:18,877
- You're right.
- 1138
- 00:55:18,879 --> 00:55:22,589
- Why not let tiny horses
- pretend to be reindeer?
- 1139
- 00:55:22,591 --> 00:55:25,885
- Or have reindeer ingest
- controlled substances?
- 1140
- 00:55:25,887 --> 00:55:27,485
- Oh, here's a thought.
- 1141
- 00:55:27,487 --> 00:55:29,758
- Rather than leaving
- presents for children,
- 1142
- 00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:33,181
- Santa just burglars
- their homes instead.
- 1143
- 00:55:33,183 --> 00:55:34,525
- We'll increase our bottom
- line and let the old man
- 1144
- 00:55:34,527 --> 00:55:35,996
- unleash his inner criminal.
- 1145
- 00:55:35,998 --> 00:55:37,758
- It's a win-win.
- 1146
- 00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:39,740
- Santa's got an inner criminal?
- 1147
- 00:55:39,742 --> 00:55:41,725
- Would one of you elves
- please tell us humans
- 1148
- 00:55:41,727 --> 00:55:43,709
- what these animals are saying?
- 1149
- 00:55:43,711 --> 00:55:46,141
- They're letting
- me down, as usual.
- 1150
- 00:55:46,143 --> 00:55:48,350
- Oh, sir.
- 1151
- 00:55:48,352 --> 00:55:49,692
- What a surprise.
- 1152
- 00:55:49,694 --> 00:55:51,517
- Tell me you've kept
- the mechanical sleighs in
- 1153
- 00:55:51,519 --> 00:55:53,276
- good working order, Lemon Drop.
- 1154
- 00:55:53,278 --> 00:55:55,230
- Of course, sir, tip-top.
- 1155
- 00:55:55,232 --> 00:55:55,997
- Why?
- 1156
- 00:55:55,999 --> 00:55:58,621
- Because these
- tryouts are over.
- 1157
- 00:55:58,623 --> 00:56:00,221
- I'm disqualifying
- every one everyone
- 1158
- 00:56:00,223 --> 00:56:02,172
- and canceling all
- further events.
- 1159
- 00:56:02,174 --> 00:56:03,228
- Sir, if I may.
- 1160
- 00:56:03,230 --> 00:56:05,917
- You may not.
- 1161
- 00:56:05,919 --> 00:56:08,477
- I know how hard you've
- worked to make these tryouts
- 1162
- 00:56:08,479 --> 00:56:10,142
- a successful, old
- friend, but this
- 1163
- 00:56:10,144 --> 00:56:13,340
- has been a long time coming.
- 1164
- 00:56:13,342 --> 00:56:15,901
- I love all of my reindeer,
- but I can no longer
- 1165
- 00:56:15,903 --> 00:56:18,684
- allow personal attachments
- to blind me to the reality
- 1166
- 00:56:18,686 --> 00:56:20,285
- of what they've become.
- 1167
- 00:56:20,287 --> 00:56:22,013
- Therefore, it is
- with heavy heart
- 1168
- 00:56:22,015 --> 00:56:24,413
- that I have decided
- to end my association
- 1169
- 00:56:24,415 --> 00:56:27,774
- with reindeer forever.
- 1170
- 00:56:30,304 --> 00:56:33,536
- We have to put the
- children of the world first.
- 1171
- 00:56:37,535 --> 00:56:39,389
- You two ruin everything.
- 1172
- 00:56:39,391 --> 00:56:41,724
- Centuries of matches
- down the drain.
- 1173
- 00:56:41,726 --> 00:56:45,437
- We've been working for
- this for years, years.
- 1174
- 00:56:45,439 --> 00:56:45,920
- Quiet.
- 1175
- 00:56:49,536 --> 00:56:52,285
- No one is more shocked
- by this than me.
- 1176
- 00:56:52,287 --> 00:56:55,006
- However, Santa has
- made his decision
- 1177
- 00:56:55,008 --> 00:56:57,084
- and we must abide by his wishes.
- 1178
- 00:56:57,086 --> 00:57:01,758
- Now, if you'll excuse me, we
- have preparations to make.
- 1179
- 00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:05,662
- Oh, and Merry Christmas.
- 1180
- 00:57:05,664 --> 00:57:07,262
- You did this.
- 1181
- 00:57:07,264 --> 00:57:09,980
- What am I supposed
- to tell my kids?
- 1182
- 00:57:09,982 --> 00:57:11,936
- What kind of sicko
- pretends to be a reindeer?
- 1183
- 00:57:14,783 --> 00:57:15,648
- Hang on.
- 1184
- 00:57:25,567 --> 00:57:26,973
- Oh.
- 1185
- 00:57:26,975 --> 00:57:30,492
- So that did not go the
- way I thought it would.
- 1186
- 00:57:30,494 --> 00:57:31,678
- Oh.
- 1187
- 00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:32,734
- Well, how did you
- expect things to go
- 1188
- 00:57:32,736 --> 00:57:34,365
- when you stole those cookies?
- 1189
- 00:57:34,367 --> 00:57:37,021
- It's not like there was a
- sign on them saying not to...
- 1190
- 00:57:37,023 --> 00:57:38,781
- oh, reading.
- 1191
- 00:57:38,783 --> 00:57:40,125
- - Yeah.
- - Oh.
- 1192
- 00:57:40,127 --> 00:57:42,046
- You ruined everything, Hazel.
- 1193
- 00:57:42,048 --> 00:57:44,092
- Did you see the way the reindeer
- looked at me back there?
- 1194
- 00:57:44,094 --> 00:57:46,141
- Elliot, reindeer are jerks.
- 1195
- 00:57:46,143 --> 00:57:48,669
- They've always been jerks and
- they always will be jerks.
- 1196
- 00:57:48,671 --> 00:57:51,197
- Even Santa understands
- that, Santa.
- 1197
- 00:57:51,199 --> 00:57:52,797
- But they all hate me now.
- 1198
- 00:57:52,799 --> 00:57:54,717
- Oh, who cares what they think?
- 1199
- 00:57:54,719 --> 00:57:56,350
- Have you've forgotten
- why we're here?
- 1200
- 00:57:56,352 --> 00:57:58,110
- To save our friends.
- 1201
- 00:57:58,112 --> 00:57:59,484
- As soon as we get
- home, we'll round
- 1202
- 00:57:59,486 --> 00:58:02,172
- everyone up and hit the road.
- 1203
- 00:58:02,174 --> 00:58:03,678
- At least we've got each other.
- 1204
- 00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:06,781
- That's what counts, isn't it?
- 1205
- 00:58:06,783 --> 00:58:10,108
- Isn't it, Elliot?
- 1206
- 00:58:10,110 --> 00:58:12,000
- I don't anything anymore.
- 1207
- 00:58:23,038 --> 00:58:23,327
- Ow.
- 1208
- 00:58:27,424 --> 00:58:31,102
- I suppose you want a comment
- from the idiot coach who
- 1209
- 00:58:31,104 --> 00:58:33,821
- somehow missed the fact
- that he had not one, but two
- 1210
- 00:58:33,823 --> 00:58:35,998
- cheating players on his roster.
- 1211
- 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,556
- Well, newsflash, I
- got nothing for you.
- 1212
- 00:58:38,558 --> 00:58:41,661
- I actually wanted to
- see how you were doing.
- 1213
- 00:58:41,663 --> 00:58:43,326
- Guess I got my answer.
- 1214
- 00:58:43,328 --> 00:58:44,445
- I'm sorry.
- 1215
- 00:58:44,447 --> 00:58:46,014
- I'm just...
- 1216
- 00:58:46,016 --> 00:58:47,518
- You could always go back
- to baseball, you know?
- 1217
- 00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:50,268
- There are ways to
- deal with a yi...
- 1218
- 00:58:50,270 --> 00:58:52,092
- misplaced focus.
- 1219
- 00:58:52,094 --> 00:58:53,342
- You were good.
- 1220
- 00:58:53,344 --> 00:58:55,646
- Not good enough.
- 1221
- 00:58:55,648 --> 00:58:57,756
- If it's important,
- you'll find a way.
- 1222
- 00:58:57,758 --> 00:58:58,300
- If not...
- 1223
- 00:58:58,302 --> 00:58:59,933
- You'll find an excuse.
- 1224
- 00:58:59,935 --> 00:59:03,453
- Where have I heard that before?
- 1225
- 00:59:03,455 --> 00:59:04,668
- It's time to face facts.
- 1226
- 00:59:04,670 --> 00:59:07,133
- I failed baseball,
- and now I'm going
- 1227
- 00:59:07,135 --> 00:59:09,406
- to lose the training camp, too.
- 1228
- 00:59:09,408 --> 00:59:11,840
- So you're giving
- up, just like that?
- 1229
- 00:59:15,295 --> 00:59:18,784
- Good luck, Walter, with
- whatever you decide to do.
- 1230
- 00:59:39,838 --> 00:59:42,268
- Elliot, I've been
- looking all over for you.
- 1231
- 00:59:42,270 --> 00:59:44,605
- Come on, it's time to go.
- 1232
- 00:59:44,607 --> 00:59:48,029
- Coach, I'm so sorry.
- 1233
- 00:59:48,031 --> 00:59:48,733
- I didn't mean...
- 1234
- 00:59:48,735 --> 00:59:49,600
- Come on now, get.
- 1235
- 00:59:53,342 --> 00:59:55,645
- Thanks for getting back
- to me, Ms. Ludzinka.
- 1236
- 00:59:55,647 --> 00:59:57,564
- What did I just say?
- 1237
- 00:59:57,566 --> 00:59:59,582
- I didn't mean you, Ms. Ludzinka.
- 1238
- 00:59:59,584 --> 01:00:02,110
- Listen, I just faxed you
- the signed bill of sale,
- 1239
- 01:00:02,112 --> 01:00:04,061
- so you can pick up the
- animals any time you like.
- 1240
- 01:00:04,063 --> 01:00:05,308
- - What?
- - Sure.
- 1241
- 01:00:05,310 --> 01:00:06,142
- Tonight works.
- 1242
- 01:00:06,144 --> 01:00:07,580
- Tonight?
- 1243
- 01:00:07,582 --> 01:00:09,757
- And I changed my mind
- about the reindeer.
- 1244
- 01:00:09,759 --> 01:00:11,392
- You can have them, too.
- 1245
- 01:00:15,488 --> 01:00:19,549
- So this is how it all ends
- for me, abhorred in the Arctic,
- 1246
- 01:00:19,551 --> 01:00:21,280
- dehydrated in Duluth.
- 1247
- 01:00:24,254 --> 01:00:27,932
- I wish I could figure out
- who gave DJ the cookies.
- 1248
- 01:00:27,934 --> 01:00:29,244
- You wouldn't happen to
- know the answer to that,
- 1249
- 01:00:29,246 --> 01:00:30,813
- would you, Sugarplum?
- 1250
- 01:00:30,815 --> 01:00:33,596
- I sure do, a masked elf
- with a bad wrist tattoo.
- 1251
- 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,430
- I can't believe I'm
- about to say this,
- 1252
- 01:00:38,432 --> 01:00:39,808
- but I really wish
- I could speak goat.
- 1253
- 01:00:43,679 --> 01:00:44,732
- How about you?
- 1254
- 01:00:44,734 --> 01:00:46,205
- Want to do an interview?
- 1255
- 01:00:46,207 --> 01:00:48,061
- Give my readers an elf's
- perspective on the whole
- 1256
- 01:00:48,063 --> 01:00:49,789
- Santa quits the reindeer thing?
- 1257
- 01:00:49,791 --> 01:00:51,389
- My boss has
- specifically forbidden
- 1258
- 01:00:51,391 --> 01:00:53,053
- us from talking to the press.
- 1259
- 01:00:53,055 --> 01:00:54,845
- It would be strictly
- off the record.
- 1260
- 01:00:54,847 --> 01:00:56,253
- You don't get it.
- 1261
- 01:00:56,255 --> 01:00:57,660
- Things are so tight
- around here, I
- 1262
- 01:00:57,662 --> 01:00:59,550
- can't drop a chocolate
- kiss without Lemon
- 1263
- 01:00:59,552 --> 01:01:00,317
- Drop's permission.
- 1264
- 01:01:00,319 --> 01:01:01,596
- You feel me?
- 1265
- 01:01:01,598 --> 01:01:03,198
- Ew.
- 1266
- 01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:04,797
- You mind?
- 1267
- 01:01:04,799 --> 01:01:05,533
- Whatever.
- 1268
- 01:01:05,535 --> 01:01:06,144
- It's only food.
- 1269
- 01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:13,884
- The chained monkey
- flies at midnight.
- 1270
- 01:01:13,886 --> 01:01:14,432
- You don't say?
- 1271
- 01:01:17,022 --> 01:01:18,142
- Come on, lady.
- 1272
- 01:01:18,144 --> 01:01:20,032
- It's time you learned
- to speak goat.
- 1273
- 01:01:24,671 --> 01:01:26,013
- You do realize we're
- at the North Pole
- 1274
- 01:01:26,015 --> 01:01:28,732
- in the dead of winter, right?
- 1275
- 01:01:28,734 --> 01:01:30,430
- Your point is?
- 1276
- 01:01:30,432 --> 01:01:35,581
- Guys, where's Hazel?
- 1277
- 01:01:35,583 --> 01:01:37,021
- We assumed she was with you.
- 1278
- 01:01:37,023 --> 01:01:39,070
- We have to find
- her, right now.
- 1279
- 01:01:39,072 --> 01:01:41,949
- You're that anxious to get
- back to your sad, little life,
- 1280
- 01:01:41,951 --> 01:01:42,846
- mini man?
- 1281
- 01:01:42,848 --> 01:01:44,188
- I won't have a life
- to get back to if we
- 1282
- 01:01:44,190 --> 01:01:45,821
- don't get home before sundown.
- 1283
- 01:01:45,823 --> 01:01:47,645
- None of us will.
- 1284
- 01:01:47,647 --> 01:01:48,862
- What are you talking about?
- 1285
- 01:01:48,864 --> 01:01:50,877
- I don't have time to explain.
- 1286
- 01:01:50,879 --> 01:01:54,652
- Then I suggest you make time.
- 1287
- 01:01:54,654 --> 01:01:55,997
- Green.
- 1288
- 01:01:55,999 --> 01:01:57,020
- Click the green.
- 1289
- 01:01:57,022 --> 01:01:57,533
- Click it.
- 1290
- 01:01:57,535 --> 01:01:58,366
- It's green.
- 1291
- 01:01:58,368 --> 01:01:59,293
- The green one.
- 1292
- 01:01:59,295 --> 01:02:00,476
- Unright.
- 1293
- 01:02:00,478 --> 01:02:02,140
- Unright the click.
- Unright.
- 1294
- 01:02:02,142 --> 01:02:03,262
- I'm clicking.
- 1295
- 01:02:03,264 --> 01:02:04,733
- I'm clicking.
- 1296
- 01:02:04,735 --> 01:02:07,805
- Uh, have you ever even
- used a computer before?
- 1297
- 01:02:07,807 --> 01:02:10,973
- Never used mainframe
- previous, although that now.
- 1298
- 01:02:10,975 --> 01:02:12,765
- Either this translation
- program sucks,
- 1299
- 01:02:12,767 --> 01:02:14,845
- or you are completely insane.
- 1300
- 01:02:14,847 --> 01:02:17,565
- Listen lady, goat is a complex
- language with multiple layers
- 1301
- 01:02:17,567 --> 01:02:18,782
- of subtext.
- 1302
- 01:02:18,784 --> 01:02:20,668
- Of to fraulein.
- 1303
- 01:02:20,670 --> 01:02:22,397
- The complicated
- tongue of the goat
- 1304
- 01:02:22,399 --> 01:02:26,012
- displays many floors
- between the lines.
- 1305
- 01:02:26,014 --> 01:02:27,932
- She's going to
- turn DJ into what?
- 1306
- 01:02:27,934 --> 01:02:29,117
- She's a monster.
- 1307
- 01:02:29,119 --> 01:02:31,261
- Goat, OK, I can see that.
- 1308
- 01:02:31,263 --> 01:02:33,181
- And a horse, well sure.
- 1309
- 01:02:33,183 --> 01:02:35,869
- But who'd eat a reindeer?
- 1310
- 01:02:35,871 --> 01:02:36,670
- Scandinavians.
- 1311
- 01:02:36,672 --> 01:02:38,430
- Scanda who now?
- 1312
- 01:02:38,432 --> 01:02:40,893
- You know, Nordic
- countries, world's largest
- 1313
- 01:02:40,895 --> 01:02:43,261
- consumers of reindeer meat.
- 1314
- 01:02:43,263 --> 01:02:45,948
- They say reindeer is
- healthier than fish,
- 1315
- 01:02:45,950 --> 01:02:50,972
- low in fat, high in protein,
- and apparently real, real tasty.
- 1316
- 01:02:50,974 --> 01:02:52,860
- Mm-mm.
- 1317
- 01:02:52,862 --> 01:02:53,950
- Oh.
- 1318
- 01:02:53,952 --> 01:02:55,292
- DJ don't feel so good.
- 1319
- 01:02:55,294 --> 01:02:57,084
- Guys, focus.
- 1320
- 01:02:57,086 --> 01:03:00,670
- Where is Hazel
- most likely to be?
- 1321
- 01:03:00,672 --> 01:03:03,453
- Don't worry, reindeer's
- barely a step above worm.
- 1322
- 01:03:03,455 --> 01:03:06,077
- This will be a piece of cake.
- 1323
- 01:03:06,079 --> 01:03:09,213
- Hey there, what
- can I do you for?
- 1324
- 01:03:09,215 --> 01:03:11,452
- Hey there,
- what can I do you for?
- 1325
- 01:03:11,454 --> 01:03:13,341
- What did I tell you?
- 1326
- 01:03:13,343 --> 01:03:16,126
- Let's just cut to the
- chase, my sunkissed friend.
- 1327
- 01:03:16,128 --> 01:03:17,821
- What's the deal with
- the sudden retirement?
- 1328
- 01:03:21,599 --> 01:03:22,973
- That sounded important.
- 1329
- 01:03:22,975 --> 01:03:24,509
- It wasn't sudden.
- 1330
- 01:03:24,511 --> 01:03:27,516
- I dreamed of owning a
- juice bar for years.
- 1331
- 01:03:27,518 --> 01:03:29,533
- So it was all your idea then?
- 1332
- 01:03:29,535 --> 01:03:31,260
- Nobody ordered you to go.
- 1333
- 01:03:31,262 --> 01:03:33,564
- Nobody like, say, Lemon Drop?
- 1334
- 01:03:37,342 --> 01:03:38,493
- Ordered me?
- 1335
- 01:03:38,495 --> 01:03:39,389
- Lemon Drop?
- 1336
- 01:03:39,391 --> 01:03:40,861
- No way.
- 1337
- 01:03:40,863 --> 01:03:45,117
- He's never been anything
- but a 100% supportive.
- 1338
- 01:03:45,119 --> 01:03:47,836
- Define supportive.
- 1339
- 01:04:04,319 --> 01:04:07,580
- I can't find her anywhere.
- 1340
- 01:04:07,582 --> 01:04:08,637
- Well, we'll have to leave her.
- 1341
- 01:04:08,639 --> 01:04:10,909
- It's every animal for
- themselves from here on it.
- 1342
- 01:04:10,911 --> 01:04:12,636
- What is this, the Thunderdome?
- 1343
- 01:04:12,638 --> 01:04:13,215
- We're not leaving anyone.
- 1344
- 01:04:17,630 --> 01:04:20,701
- Are we ready for the test
- run of the sleighs, Lemon Drop?
- 1345
- 01:04:20,703 --> 01:04:22,270
- Just clearing the field, sir.
- 1346
- 01:04:22,272 --> 01:04:26,300
- Is Rusty all ready to go?
- 1347
- 01:04:26,302 --> 01:04:27,452
- He'll need a few minutes.
- 1348
- 01:04:34,175 --> 01:04:35,869
- Even a
- state-of-the-art climate
- 1349
- 01:04:35,871 --> 01:04:36,672
- generator needs to warm up.
- 1350
- 01:04:39,647 --> 01:04:41,852
- Are you sure
- about this, Nicki?
- 1351
- 01:04:41,854 --> 01:04:45,021
- The reindeer has been such a big
- part of your life for so long.
- 1352
- 01:04:45,023 --> 01:04:46,652
- The sleighs are
- the future, Karina.
- 1353
- 01:04:46,654 --> 01:04:48,541
- At least they're
- going to have to be.
- 1354
- 01:04:48,543 --> 01:04:50,461
- I just have this
- nagging feeling
- 1355
- 01:04:50,463 --> 01:04:52,030
- we're missing something.
- 1356
- 01:04:52,032 --> 01:04:52,924
- Oh ho.
- 1357
- 01:04:52,926 --> 01:04:54,176
- Would you look at that?
- 1358
- 01:05:05,182 --> 01:05:08,316
- Can I get you two any
- refreshments before we begin?
- 1359
- 01:05:08,318 --> 01:05:10,908
- Maybe some tea, cake perhaps?
- 1360
- 01:05:10,910 --> 01:05:13,469
- Why not some
- cookies, Lemon Drop?
- 1361
- 01:05:13,471 --> 01:05:16,125
- You seem to be pretty
- good at giving those out.
- 1362
- 01:05:16,127 --> 01:05:18,589
- Am I supposed to understand
- what you're talking about?
- 1363
- 01:05:18,591 --> 01:05:19,165
- Can it, elf.
- 1364
- 01:05:19,167 --> 01:05:20,221
- We know everything.
- 1365
- 01:05:20,223 --> 01:05:21,565
- Hazel, we have to go.
- 1366
- 01:05:21,567 --> 01:05:22,717
- - The meat lady...
- - Shush.
- 1367
- 01:05:22,719 --> 01:05:23,933
- Not now, Elliot.
- 1368
- 01:05:23,935 --> 01:05:25,660
- What is going on here?
- 1369
- 01:05:25,662 --> 01:05:27,676
- Lemon Drop was
- the one who supplied
- 1370
- 01:05:27,678 --> 01:05:30,397
- DJ with the extra cookies.
- 1371
- 01:05:30,399 --> 01:05:32,188
- That's absurd.
- 1372
- 01:05:32,190 --> 01:05:35,133
- I was here, working
- my hands to the bone.
- 1373
- 01:05:35,135 --> 01:05:37,917
- You may have used Jolene
- as your delivery girl,
- 1374
- 01:05:37,919 --> 01:05:39,773
- but the cookies came from you.
- 1375
- 01:05:39,775 --> 01:05:41,788
- Is this true, Lemon Drop?
- 1376
- 01:05:41,790 --> 01:05:43,261
- That's not even
- the half of it.
- 1377
- 01:05:43,263 --> 01:05:44,575
- Show him, Sugarplum.
- 1378
- 01:05:47,007 --> 01:05:48,765
- What are you doing, Hazel?
- 1379
- 01:05:48,767 --> 01:05:49,533
- Oh, nothing much.
- 1380
- 01:05:49,535 --> 01:05:51,456
- Just, you know,
- saving Christmas.
- 1381
- 01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:56,284
- Lemon Drop found
- me the real estate
- 1382
- 01:05:56,286 --> 01:05:58,108
- listening for my juice bar.
- 1383
- 01:05:58,110 --> 01:06:00,381
- He loaned me the money
- for the down payment.
- 1384
- 01:06:00,383 --> 01:06:02,749
- The little guy even
- helped me pack.
- 1385
- 01:06:02,751 --> 01:06:04,413
- It's almost like
- he knew I wanted
- 1386
- 01:06:04,415 --> 01:06:07,292
- a juice bar before I did.
- 1387
- 01:06:07,294 --> 01:06:09,021
- I mean that was just weird.
- 1388
- 01:06:09,023 --> 01:06:11,933
- The truth is Lemon Drop
- orchestrated every reindeer
- 1389
- 01:06:11,935 --> 01:06:13,916
- retirement since 1953.
- 1390
- 01:06:13,918 --> 01:06:14,845
- That's preposterous.
- 1391
- 01:06:14,847 --> 01:06:16,892
- Cue the surveillance
- footage, Sugarplum.
- 1392
- 01:06:16,894 --> 01:06:18,461
- Surveillance footage?
- 1393
- 01:06:18,463 --> 01:06:21,216
- You use the naughty or
- nice technology on us, too?
- 1394
- 01:06:24,127 --> 01:06:25,404
- I want kids.
- 1395
- 01:06:25,406 --> 01:06:26,749
- Of course I do.
- 1396
- 01:06:26,751 --> 01:06:27,612
- I just...
- 1397
- 01:06:27,614 --> 01:06:29,372
- Thought you could
- put it off forever?
- 1398
- 01:06:29,374 --> 01:06:32,829
- Oh, honey, tick tock.
- What?
- 1399
- 01:06:32,831 --> 01:06:33,948
- She was 503.
- 1400
- 01:06:33,950 --> 01:06:36,349
- Am I wrong?
- 1401
- 01:06:36,351 --> 01:06:39,453
- But what about what
- Comet wants, man?
- 1402
- 01:06:39,455 --> 01:06:41,693
- What about what Comet needs?
- 1403
- 01:06:41,695 --> 01:06:43,453
- You need to take some
- time to figure out
- 1404
- 01:06:43,455 --> 01:06:46,397
- the answer to the most important
- question of all, brother,
- 1405
- 01:06:46,399 --> 01:06:49,053
- who is Comet?
- 1406
- 01:06:49,055 --> 01:06:50,972
- That... that proves nothing.
- 1407
- 01:06:50,974 --> 01:06:54,301
- Passport, rubles, and a
- one-way ticket to Moscow.
- 1408
- 01:06:54,303 --> 01:06:56,189
- Go get her, tiger.
- 1409
- 01:06:56,191 --> 01:06:58,621
- Wow, that was incredible.
- 1410
- 01:06:58,623 --> 01:07:00,925
- Oh, wait till I show
- them the Prancer footage.
- 1411
- 01:07:00,927 --> 01:07:02,461
- Please don't.
- 1412
- 01:07:02,463 --> 01:07:05,309
- It's a super secret foot
- race around the world.
- 1413
- 01:07:05,311 --> 01:07:07,772
- First contest to post a
- selfie from every capitol city
- 1414
- 01:07:07,774 --> 01:07:11,292
- and get 10 million likes wins.
- 1415
- 01:07:11,294 --> 01:07:12,572
- YOLO.
- 1416
- 01:07:12,574 --> 01:07:14,749
- Prancer still
- hasn't come back.
- 1417
- 01:07:14,751 --> 01:07:16,892
- Oh, for heaven's sakes, I
- was only trying to help you.
- 1418
- 01:07:16,894 --> 01:07:21,180
- By tricking me into throwing
- away centuries of tradition?
- 1419
- 01:07:21,182 --> 01:07:24,572
- I want you gone by the end
- of the day, Lemon Drop.
- 1420
- 01:07:24,574 --> 01:07:25,757
- You, too, Jolene.
- 1421
- 01:07:25,759 --> 01:07:26,748
- OK.
- 1422
- 01:07:26,750 --> 01:07:27,901
- You're firing me?
- 1423
- 01:07:27,903 --> 01:07:28,956
- Go ahead.
- 1424
- 01:07:28,958 --> 01:07:32,573
- But you'll see, the reindeer
- will let you down again.
- 1425
- 01:07:32,575 --> 01:07:34,397
- The sleighs are the only
- way to protect Christmas.
- 1426
- 01:07:34,399 --> 01:07:37,212
- They're the answer to
- your problem, buddy.
- 1427
- 01:07:37,214 --> 01:07:39,261
- When did bringing joy to
- the children of the world
- 1428
- 01:07:39,263 --> 01:07:40,285
- become a problem?
- 1429
- 01:07:40,287 --> 01:07:42,876
- When their population
- reached almost a billion.
- 1430
- 01:07:42,878 --> 01:07:45,949
- How can one man and
- eight dim-witted reindeer
- 1431
- 01:07:45,951 --> 01:07:47,741
- possibly be expected to keep up?
- 1432
- 01:07:47,743 --> 01:07:49,404
- Well, we've managed so far.
- 1433
- 01:07:49,406 --> 01:07:52,700
- Only because of me, me.
- 1434
- 01:07:52,702 --> 01:07:54,781
- I'm the one who
- manages logistics.
- 1435
- 01:07:54,783 --> 01:07:56,028
- I'm the one who
- oversees production.
- 1436
- 01:07:56,030 --> 01:07:58,332
- I'm the one who
- updates technology.
- 1437
- 01:07:58,334 --> 01:08:00,060
- Me.
- 1438
- 01:08:00,062 --> 01:08:05,340
- The only reason you can pull off
- any of this is because of me.
- 1439
- 01:08:05,342 --> 01:08:08,124
- Lemon Drop, what
- are you doing?
- 1440
- 01:08:16,639 --> 01:08:20,413
- Let's see how your precious
- reindeer hold up to this.
- 1441
- 01:08:20,415 --> 01:08:21,344
- No.
- 1442
- 01:08:32,639 --> 01:08:36,444
- Everybody take cover.
- 1443
- 01:08:45,055 --> 01:08:47,357
- Nicholas, where are you going?
- 1444
- 01:08:47,359 --> 01:08:50,781
- Have to turn off machine.
- 1445
- 01:08:50,783 --> 01:08:51,741
- [INAUDIBLE]
- 1446
- 01:08:51,743 --> 01:08:57,469
- [INAUDIBLE]
- 1447
- 01:08:57,471 --> 01:09:00,543
- We have to get out of here.
- 1448
- 01:09:05,791 --> 01:09:06,271
- Hazel.
- 1449
- 01:09:22,783 --> 01:09:23,741
- Let go.
- 1450
- 01:09:23,743 --> 01:09:24,896
- You're the boss.
- 1451
- 01:09:28,511 --> 01:09:31,101
- What have you done?
- 1452
- 01:09:31,103 --> 01:09:34,524
- Something I should have
- done a long time ago.
- 1453
- 01:09:34,526 --> 01:09:38,752
- No.
- 1454
- 01:09:43,518 --> 01:09:46,846
- Hazel.
- 1455
- 01:09:50,493 --> 01:09:51,451
- Don't worry, Glitzen.
- 1456
- 01:09:51,453 --> 01:09:52,700
- We've got this.
- 1457
- 01:09:52,702 --> 01:09:54,588
- Sit down, mini man.
- 1458
- 01:09:54,590 --> 01:09:55,936
- Somebody help me.
- 1459
- 01:10:01,950 --> 01:10:05,756
- No, no, no.
- 1460
- 01:10:10,079 --> 01:10:12,640
- Oh, this is very frightening.
- 1461
- 01:10:17,726 --> 01:10:20,288
- Have to save at least one.
- 1462
- 01:10:23,455 --> 01:10:26,909
- Oh, sugar cookie.
- 1463
- 01:10:26,911 --> 01:10:28,348
- No.
- 1464
- 01:10:31,839 --> 01:10:32,960
- Come on, Sasha.
- 1465
- 01:10:38,462 --> 01:10:40,348
- Help me.
- 1466
- 01:10:40,350 --> 01:10:43,195
- Do I look like I can
- be of assistance to you
- 1467
- 01:10:43,197 --> 01:10:46,207
- at this moment?
- 1468
- 01:10:47,326 --> 01:10:48,768
- Hazel.
- 1469
- 01:10:54,334 --> 01:10:56,925
- We got to go.
- 1470
- 01:10:56,927 --> 01:10:57,595
- What are you doing?
- 1471
- 01:10:57,597 --> 01:10:59,003
- Let me go.
- 1472
- 01:10:59,005 --> 01:11:00,989
- I have to save her.
- 1473
- 01:11:00,991 --> 01:11:02,620
- It's too late.
- 1474
- 01:11:07,102 --> 01:11:12,443
- We have to get everyone
- out of there, now.
- 1475
- 01:11:25,982 --> 01:11:30,749
- It's got an emergency
- shutdown, just like home.
- 1476
- 01:11:30,751 --> 01:11:35,035
- Mini man, are you crazy?
- 1477
- 01:11:51,902 --> 01:11:52,383
- Glitzen?
- 1478
- 01:11:58,879 --> 01:11:59,932
- Elliot.
- 1479
- 01:11:59,934 --> 01:12:02,268
- You saved us.
- 1480
- 01:12:02,270 --> 01:12:04,157
- Not all of us.
- 1481
- 01:12:04,159 --> 01:12:06,204
- Oh, mini man.
- 1482
- 01:12:08,894 --> 01:12:09,472
- What is that?
- 1483
- 01:12:12,863 --> 01:12:13,727
- Is that?
- 1484
- 01:12:16,639 --> 01:12:18,235
- Hazel?
- 1485
- 01:12:19,071 --> 01:12:22,301
- She's heading straight
- for the fissure.
- 1486
- 01:12:22,303 --> 01:12:24,859
- Hold on, Hazel.
- 1487
- 01:12:36,638 --> 01:12:39,484
- Elliot, that was amazing.
- 1488
- 01:12:39,486 --> 01:12:41,628
- I had no idea you could do that.
- 1489
- 01:12:41,630 --> 01:12:43,485
- Seriously, that
- was incredible.
- 1490
- 01:12:43,487 --> 01:12:47,484
- You ate that snowbank
- like it was breakfast.
- 1491
- 01:12:47,486 --> 01:12:49,853
- Just a little trick I
- learned from my best friend.
- 1492
- 01:12:49,855 --> 01:12:52,221
- What's on the menu
- tonight, Mount Kilimanjaro?
- 1493
- 01:12:52,223 --> 01:12:54,716
- Wait a second, tonight?
- 1494
- 01:12:54,718 --> 01:12:56,027
- Oh man, tonight.
- 1495
- 01:12:56,029 --> 01:12:56,987
- We have to go.
- 1496
- 01:12:56,989 --> 01:12:58,844
- The meat lady comes tonight.
- 1497
- 01:12:58,846 --> 01:12:59,677
- Meat lady?
- 1498
- 01:12:59,679 --> 01:13:02,655
- Wait, what's this
- about a meat lady?
- 1499
- 01:13:13,343 --> 01:13:15,357
- Next place better have Wi-Fi.
- 1500
- 01:13:15,359 --> 01:13:19,133
- That's right,
- goats, nice and easy.
- 1501
- 01:13:21,854 --> 01:13:22,336
- Hm.
- 1502
- 01:13:26,623 --> 01:13:28,127
- Put that down.
- 1503
- 01:13:35,263 --> 01:13:38,237
- I'm scared, Peanutbutter.
- 1504
- 01:13:38,239 --> 01:13:41,915
- Now, now, child.
- 1505
- 01:13:43,711 --> 01:13:45,499
- Oh.
- 1506
- 01:13:45,501 --> 01:13:48,892
- I like you, little horse.
- 1507
- 01:13:48,894 --> 01:13:51,420
- I like you very much.
- 1508
- 01:13:57,246 --> 01:13:59,387
- She's ignoring my calls.
- 1509
- 01:13:59,389 --> 01:14:00,831
- I was an idiot to
- ever trust that woman.
- 1510
- 01:14:04,639 --> 01:14:05,888
- You can't give up
- on us now, Coach.
- 1511
- 01:14:19,358 --> 01:14:21,693
- If it's important,
- you'll find a way.
- 1512
- 01:14:21,695 --> 01:14:23,261
- What did you just say, Walter?
- 1513
- 01:14:23,263 --> 01:14:25,532
- If it's important,
- you'll find a way.
- 1514
- 01:14:25,534 --> 01:14:28,091
- If not, you'll find an excuse.
- 1515
- 01:14:28,093 --> 01:14:29,597
- Well, I don't know
- about you guys,
- 1516
- 01:14:29,599 --> 01:14:31,579
- but I'm done with excuses.
- 1517
- 01:14:31,581 --> 01:14:33,468
- If that meat lady thinks
- she can hurt my animals,
- 1518
- 01:14:33,470 --> 01:14:35,004
- she's got another thing coming.
- 1519
- 01:14:35,006 --> 01:14:36,093
- Come on, guys.
- 1520
- 01:14:36,095 --> 01:14:38,012
- Let's go save our petting zoo.
- 1521
- 01:14:38,014 --> 01:14:39,868
- Yeah, Coach, yeah.
- 1522
- 01:14:39,870 --> 01:14:42,716
- Let's kick some
- meat lady butt.
- 1523
- 01:14:42,718 --> 01:14:46,269
- Hey, um, would you
- mind if I tagged along?
- 1524
- 01:14:46,271 --> 01:14:49,019
- Sounds like there might be
- one heck of a story here.
- 1525
- 01:14:49,021 --> 01:14:49,855
- Hop on in.
- 1526
- 01:14:56,766 --> 01:14:59,037
- Dang it, not now.
- 1527
- 01:14:59,039 --> 01:15:00,511
- Wait, I know what to do.
- 1528
- 01:15:03,453 --> 01:15:04,893
- You wouldn't mind giving
- DJ and me some cookies,
- 1529
- 01:15:04,895 --> 01:15:06,525
- would you, Santa?
- 1530
- 01:15:06,527 --> 01:15:08,571
- The two of us are a lot more
- reliable than any sleigh.
- 1531
- 01:15:08,573 --> 01:15:12,155
- Well, of course, Elliot, but
- I'd rather hoped you'd stay.
- 1532
- 01:15:12,157 --> 01:15:12,925
- Huh?
- 1533
- 01:15:12,927 --> 01:15:15,228
- We have a
- competition to finish.
- 1534
- 01:15:15,230 --> 01:15:17,660
- You still want me to compete?
- 1535
- 01:15:17,662 --> 01:15:21,532
- I may have been a little hasty
- in my decision before that...
- 1536
- 01:15:21,534 --> 01:15:24,349
- all right, I was
- definitely hasty.
- 1537
- 01:15:24,351 --> 01:15:26,268
- I understand why you
- did what you did.
- 1538
- 01:15:26,270 --> 01:15:27,581
- Me too, Santa?
- 1539
- 01:15:27,583 --> 01:15:29,820
- No, DJ, not you.
- 1540
- 01:15:29,822 --> 01:15:32,093
- But you're welcome
- to try out next time.
- 1541
- 01:15:32,095 --> 01:15:35,005
- Everybody deserves
- a second chance.
- 1542
- 01:15:35,007 --> 01:15:36,927
- So Elliot, what do you say?
- 1543
- 01:15:39,966 --> 01:15:40,861
- Don't worry, mini man.
- 1544
- 01:15:40,863 --> 01:15:42,684
- I'll take care of
- everything back home.
- 1545
- 01:15:42,686 --> 01:15:43,772
- You stay and compete.
- 1546
- 01:15:43,774 --> 01:15:45,212
- You earned it.
- 1547
- 01:15:45,214 --> 01:15:46,844
- This is your chance, Elliot.
- 1548
- 01:15:46,846 --> 01:15:48,318
- This is it.
- 1549
- 01:15:52,222 --> 01:15:56,636
- Thanks, Santa, but my friends
- are more important to me.
- 1550
- 01:15:56,638 --> 01:15:58,846
- Besides, Sasha would
- have beaten me, anyways.
- 1551
- 01:16:20,095 --> 01:16:21,055
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- 1552
- 01:16:32,575 --> 01:16:36,828
- Turning my animals into lunch
- meat wasn't part of the deal.
- 1553
- 01:16:36,830 --> 01:16:37,947
- This is fraud.
- 1554
- 01:16:37,949 --> 01:16:39,516
- I'm calling the sheriff.
- 1555
- 01:16:39,518 --> 01:16:41,118
- I've got a contact at
- the state troopers office.
- 1556
- 01:16:45,534 --> 01:16:48,859
- I never should have left.
- 1557
- 01:16:48,861 --> 01:16:50,782
- I should have stayed
- to help my friends.
- 1558
- 01:16:54,046 --> 01:16:55,771
- What was that?
- 1559
- 01:16:56,957 --> 01:16:57,791
- Blueberry.
- 1560
- 01:17:04,542 --> 01:17:06,396
- Make it stop.
- 1561
- 01:17:06,398 --> 01:17:09,916
- Creepy goat eyes
- drill hole in my soul.
- 1562
- 01:17:09,918 --> 01:17:12,091
- Make it stop.
- 1563
- 01:17:12,093 --> 01:17:13,532
- What is even happening?
- 1564
- 01:17:13,534 --> 01:17:15,228
- They've gone full goat.
- 1565
- 01:17:17,791 --> 01:17:21,500
- No one can withstand
- the full goat.
- 1566
- 01:17:21,502 --> 01:17:22,044
- Wait.
- 1567
- 01:17:22,046 --> 01:17:22,619
- Where's...
- 1568
- 01:17:22,621 --> 01:17:23,709
- Laddy.
- 1569
- 01:17:23,711 --> 01:17:26,715
- Peanutbutter?
- 1570
- 01:17:26,717 --> 01:17:28,253
- What are you doing here, boy?
- 1571
- 01:17:28,255 --> 01:17:31,164
- I thought for sure you'd be
- working for Santa by now.
- 1572
- 01:17:31,166 --> 01:17:32,603
- And I thought you'd
- be a horse burger.
- 1573
- 01:17:32,605 --> 01:17:34,332
- Hold your tongue.
- 1574
- 01:17:34,334 --> 01:17:37,211
- A miniature horse
- is nobody's burger.
- 1575
- 01:17:37,213 --> 01:17:38,780
- But I'm glad you're black.
- 1576
- 01:17:38,782 --> 01:17:40,317
- The place hasn't been
- the same without you
- 1577
- 01:17:40,319 --> 01:17:41,212
- and your cloven-hoof ninny.
- 1578
- 01:17:41,214 --> 01:17:43,131
- Ew.
- 1579
- 01:17:43,133 --> 01:17:47,644
- Tell me all about your
- North Pole adventure.
- 1580
- 01:17:47,646 --> 01:17:49,565
- No more of the goat.
- 1581
- 01:17:49,567 --> 01:17:52,860
- I go anywhere you like,
- just no more goat.
- 1582
- 01:17:52,862 --> 01:17:55,196
- Can you believe she's
- wanted in three states?
- 1583
- 01:17:55,198 --> 01:17:57,405
- Who knows how many
- animals you saved tonight.
- 1584
- 01:17:57,407 --> 01:17:59,003
- Ho, ho, ho.
- 1585
- 01:18:06,303 --> 01:18:07,996
- You did it, Sasha.
- 1586
- 01:18:07,998 --> 01:18:10,459
- You won.
- 1587
- 01:18:10,461 --> 01:18:12,988
- We didn't expect to
- see you tonight, Santa.
- 1588
- 01:18:12,990 --> 01:18:17,661
- Yes, well it seems we still
- have an opening on the team.
- 1589
- 01:18:17,663 --> 01:18:18,271
- I don't get what you mean.
- 1590
- 01:18:21,182 --> 01:18:24,189
- Dad, what's going on?
- 1591
- 01:18:24,191 --> 01:18:27,068
- It appears you weren't the
- only one Lemon Drop had been
- 1592
- 01:18:27,070 --> 01:18:30,107
- supplying extra cookies to, DJ.
- 1593
- 01:18:30,109 --> 01:18:31,643
- What?
- 1594
- 01:18:31,645 --> 01:18:36,572
- The thing is, Junior,
- a fear of flying actually
- 1595
- 01:18:36,574 --> 01:18:38,011
- runs in the family.
- 1596
- 01:18:38,013 --> 01:18:42,107
- Donner admitted
- everything after you left.
- 1597
- 01:18:42,109 --> 01:18:44,316
- I'm sorry, son,
- for everything.
- 1598
- 01:18:44,318 --> 01:18:46,335
- I hope you can forgive me.
- 1599
- 01:18:53,053 --> 01:18:55,036
- You want to
- check out my stall?
- 1600
- 01:18:55,038 --> 01:18:56,991
- It's got a pretty good view.
- 1601
- 01:19:01,598 --> 01:19:03,741
- So Elliot...
- 1602
- 01:19:03,743 --> 01:19:05,500
- Oh, laddie, this is it.
- 1603
- 01:19:05,502 --> 01:19:08,060
- Oh my gosh, it's
- really happening.
- 1604
- 01:19:08,062 --> 01:19:09,501
- Oh, I'm getting all teary-eyed.
- 1605
- 01:19:09,503 --> 01:19:10,587
- Zip it, both of you.
- 1606
- 01:19:10,589 --> 01:19:12,155
- You're ruining his big moment.
- 1607
- 01:19:12,157 --> 01:19:14,972
- Ssh, guys.
- 1608
- 01:19:14,974 --> 01:19:17,244
- You were saying, Santa?
- 1609
- 01:19:17,246 --> 01:19:19,163
- My team and I were
- hoping you were still
- 1610
- 01:19:19,165 --> 01:19:20,764
- interested in the position.
- 1611
- 01:19:20,766 --> 01:19:22,140
- Really?
- 1612
- 01:19:22,142 --> 01:19:23,805
- Really.
- 1613
- 01:19:23,807 --> 01:19:28,253
- I don't know, I've got a
- lot of responsibilities here.
- 1614
- 01:19:28,255 --> 01:19:29,691
- These goats won't
- hurt themselves.
- 1615
- 01:19:29,693 --> 01:19:32,158
- Laddie, are you having a go?
- 1616
- 01:19:42,717 --> 01:19:43,774
- Merry Christmas to all.
- 1617
- 01:19:48,733 --> 01:19:51,548
- And to all a good night.
- 1618
- 01:19:51,550 --> 01:19:52,764
- Bye, Elliot.
- 1619
- 01:19:52,766 --> 01:19:54,652
- Have a great flight.
- 1620
- 01:19:54,654 --> 01:19:57,468
- Good bye, laddie.
- 1621
- 01:19:57,470 --> 01:19:59,547
- Now that's a story.
- 1622
- 01:19:59,549 --> 01:20:02,748
- Everybody loves an
- underdog, or horse, I guess,
- 1623
- 01:20:02,750 --> 01:20:03,133
- in this case.
- 1624
- 01:20:03,135 --> 01:20:04,380
- I mean it.
- 1625
- 01:20:04,382 --> 01:20:06,683
- People are going to
- really respond to this.
- 1626
- 01:20:06,685 --> 01:20:08,924
- You might want to think
- about sprucing this place up.
- 1627
- 01:20:08,926 --> 01:20:09,949
- Oh yeah?
- 1628
- 01:20:09,951 --> 01:20:12,444
- I have a feeling that
- after this story gets out,
- 1629
- 01:20:12,446 --> 01:20:17,788
- your Witty Bitty is going
- to get pretty popular.
- 1630
- 01:20:22,001 --> 01:20:27,001
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
- 1631
- 01:20:56,029 --> 01:20:58,622
- First
- you learn to crawl.
- 1632
- 01:21:02,686 --> 01:21:10,172
- Who do I turn to if
- I just hit the wall?
- 1633
- 01:21:10,174 --> 01:21:16,732
- Walking through fire over
- a wire, mired in doubt.
- 1634
- 01:21:16,734 --> 01:21:19,196
- Feels like I'm
- running in quicksand,
- 1635
- 01:21:19,198 --> 01:21:22,011
- sinking in the crowd.
- 1636
- 01:21:22,013 --> 01:21:25,820
- I'm light on my feet.
- 1637
- 01:21:25,822 --> 01:21:30,268
- Always stand at the moment.
- 1638
- 01:21:30,270 --> 01:21:35,580
- [INAUDIBLE] see something
- deep inside this moment.
- 1639
- 01:21:35,582 --> 01:21:39,068
- Life's at full speed.
- 1640
- 01:21:39,070 --> 01:21:43,067
- It can put me through to pieces.
- 1641
- 01:21:43,069 --> 01:21:49,695
- Small as I seem, because I'm
- off, yeah I'm off to the races.
- 1642
- 01:21:56,670 --> 01:22:03,035
- Some say it's always
- darkest before the dawn.
- 1643
- 01:22:03,037 --> 01:22:10,459
- The shadows will show you
- where the light comes from.
- 1644
- 01:22:10,461 --> 01:22:13,724
- The rise and the falls,
- disguises and all,
- 1645
- 01:22:13,726 --> 01:22:17,308
- let them fall to the ground.
- 1646
- 01:22:17,310 --> 01:22:20,284
- Coursing through veins,
- breaking shackles and chains.
- 1647
- 01:22:20,286 --> 01:22:23,836
- Take the reigns and run.
- 1648
- 01:22:23,838 --> 01:22:28,124
- I'm light on my feet.
- 1649
- 01:22:28,126 --> 01:22:31,643
- Always stand at the moment.
- 1650
- 01:22:31,645 --> 01:22:38,331
- [INAUDIBLE] to see something
- deep inside this moment.
- 1651
- 01:22:38,333 --> 01:22:44,988
- Life's at full speed, can
- put me through the pieces.
- 1652
- 01:22:44,990 --> 01:22:52,412
- Small as I seem because I'm
- off, yeah I'm off to the races.
- 1653
- 01:22:52,414 --> 01:22:59,580
- Oh, yeah I'm off,
- I'm off to the races.
- 1654
- 01:22:59,582 --> 01:23:05,788
- Oh, yeah I'm off,
- I'm off to the races.
- 1655
- 01:23:05,790 --> 01:23:12,411
- I did all the right things and
- followed each chartered course,
- 1656
- 01:23:12,413 --> 01:23:15,742
- using the stars
- to guide the way.
- 1657
- 01:23:19,006 --> 01:23:22,172
- I've got to be faster,
- stronger, better
- 1658
- 01:23:22,174 --> 01:23:25,915
- for longer, bigger, and taller.
- 1659
- 01:23:25,917 --> 01:23:28,222
- But you're only as
- small as you feel.
- 1660
- 01:23:31,389 --> 01:23:35,419
- Stay light on your feet.
- 1661
- 01:23:35,421 --> 01:23:38,875
- Always stand at the moment.
- 1662
- 01:23:38,877 --> 01:23:45,019
- [INAUDIBLE] Something
- deep inside this moment.
- 1663
- 01:23:45,021 --> 01:23:48,924
- Life's at full speed.
- 1664
- 01:23:48,926 --> 01:23:52,284
- It can put me
- through the pieces.
- 1665
- 01:23:52,286 --> 01:24:00,252
- Small as I seem because I'm
- off, yeah I'm off to the races.
- 1666
- 01:24:00,254 --> 01:24:01,307
- Oh.
- 1667
- 01:24:01,309 --> 01:24:03,420
- Yeah, I'm off.
- 1668
- 01:24:03,422 --> 01:24:06,780
- I'm off to the races.
- 1669
- 01:24:06,782 --> 01:24:10,523
- I've got a deep desire
- like a burning fire.
- 1670
- 01:24:10,525 --> 01:24:13,692
- Come on and take my hand.
- 1671
- 01:24:13,694 --> 01:24:15,803
- We'll be kings and [INAUDIBLE].
- 1672
- 01:24:15,805 --> 01:24:18,299
- We'll reach so much higher.
- 1673
- 01:24:18,301 --> 01:24:22,011
- You and me, my friend.
- 1674
- 01:24:22,013 --> 01:24:23,547
- So many things to see.
- 1675
- 01:24:23,549 --> 01:24:25,756
- Hold tight and follow me.
- 1676
- 01:24:25,758 --> 01:24:26,910
- I've done it all before.
- 1677
- 01:24:29,790 --> 01:24:31,515
- Look up to [INAUDIBLE].
- 1678
- 01:24:31,517 --> 01:24:33,531
- Tonight is [INAUDIBLE].
- 1679
- 01:24:33,533 --> 01:24:37,564
- I'll show you so much more.
- 1680
- 01:24:37,566 --> 01:24:41,307
- I've been around the
- world, I've seen it all.
- 1681
- 01:24:41,309 --> 01:24:45,340
- Come on and follow me.
- 1682
- 01:24:45,342 --> 01:24:49,083
- I want to show you how
- we can have it all.
- 1683
- 01:24:49,085 --> 01:24:50,239
- Come on and follow me.
- 1684
- 01:25:46,909 --> 01:25:51,166
- I want to show you how
- we can have it all.
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