Funny / NicoB

• General
  • Everyone worshiping "lamp-sama", the lamp positioned behind NicoB. He even puts a kawaii face on it.
  • Now he has "Shade-dono", lamp-sama's evil twin/nemesis.
• Crash Bandicoot: The N-Sane Trilogy:
  • Coco meets Tawna.
  Nico!Coco: Hey, I don't really know who that is... and I don't care either. Am I supposed to care who you are, random lady?
  • Nico's 100th death.
  Nico: You may think that was intentional, but it really wasn't.
  • In the first game's final battle, Dr. Cortex says "Darn you, Crash Bandicoot!" every time you start his battle. One Picky Penguin said it would be funny if out of nowhere, he started saying raunchier stuff the more you died. Cue Nico doing exactly that for the rest of the battle.
• Spider-Man
  • Nico having too much fun with the selfie feature to the point where he had Miles took selfies during the scene where his father was dying.
  • Aunt May having trouble with cutting carrots.
  • Nico's laughter at when Peter and Mary Jane having a "serious" conversation all while Peter is wearing his skeleton costume.
• A Hat in Time
  • Nico's reaction to when he got an achievement for looking up Porn on the Internet in the game.
  • Nico turns on online mode while checking out the new DLC, and is swarmed by Picky Penguins doing emotes and smacking him with umbrellas. It's funny for a while, until everyone's antics ruin a cutscene. So Nico decides to snap everyone out of existence.
  • After plenty of difficulty reaching the correct area, Nico is treated to the best easter egg ever, Nyajima-san! See his reaction here.
• Final Fantasy VII
  • Nico plays a modded version of the game, which causes quite a few hilarious moments.
  • Fighting the scorpion robot.
    Nico commands Barret to attack right as the boss enters it's counter stance.
    Cloud: Barret, be careful! If you attack while it's tail is up, it'll counter with its laser!
    Nico!Barret: What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of me kicking ass!
    Scorpion counters with Repulsor Ray.^note The original counter attack was Tail Laser, which simply hits the entire party. This attack on the other hand...
    Barret is kicked out of the battle.
    Nico: Flat "What".
  • Nico reaches the infamous timing section in the second reactor.
    Nico: Oh god, it's this part, we all gotta time our button presses.
    Nico's first attempt is slightly off.
    Barret: #@*$! Close enough.
    Nico breaks down in laughter
  • Cloud falls through the roof of the church and is met with a horrifying sight: Aerith's original model^note Other characters had their models swapped with high-quality ones missing her left eye.
  • When at the Gold Saucer, Nico is told to use the Fortune-Telling machine. It's a bit more straightforward than usual.
• Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
  • The memes. Also, his reaction to anything about Armstrong post-Reveal.
• Super Smash Bros Ultimate
  • One of the Picky Penguins decided to bust out Fierce Deity Link. As Nico was in the middle of a Majora's Mask playthrough at the time, cue the chat and moderators desperately trying to keep Nico from looking too deeply into it.
  • In a similar note, Nico streamed his reaction to Byleth's reveal in Ultimate, and from the almost perfect timing of Nico's Three Houses LP considering what Sakurai talks about (he only gets spoiled on the three main lords' Heroes Relics and misses the accidental reveal of Rhea being "the woman in the intro" (Seiros) because he talks over it) to his sheer joy at everything Byleth's DLC includes.
• Night in the Woods
  • Nico uses of each voices for the main cast: Mae (Futaba voice), Bea (Kirigiri voice), Gregg (Majima voice), Angus (Kiryu voice) and of course, Germ (Shuichi voice), which both Nico and the Picky Penguins affectionally referred him as "Shuichi Bird".
• Dream Daddy
  • Nico customizes his Dadsona as Kazuma Kiryu.
  • Also the way he provided voices for each Dad: Mat (the Uncle Ray voice), Craig (the "bro" voice), Hugo (the Ace voice), Brian (the Kazuichi voice, but huskier), Damien (the Van Zieks voice), Robert (the Snake voice) and Joseph (the Edgeworth voice)
• Grim Fandango
  • Nicob has way too much fun with the random phrases in the poetry minigame, especially when Manny says "Do it." in a very serious tone. He even makes the soundbite into a Running Gag.
• Dreams:
  • Nico's summary of one section of Art's Dream.
    Art: Thornbeak is in for it now!
    Nico!Art: "I'm gonna fuck him up with my elephant friend, and my bug... (Beat) And my drugs.
• Animal Crossing: New Horizons
  • Nico's beginner's luck goes up a notch in this game, much to his moderator Eevee's frustration and saltiness.
    • His starting villagers are Sterling, an eagle that is basically the Gatekeeper and Shari, the monkey villager that Eevee wanted so bad.
    • His first encounter with a tarantula resulted with Nico successfully capturing it in the first try.
    • When visiting to other islands, he encountered and invited two penguin villagers, Aurora and Sprinkle, to his island. Nico even lampshades that this game knows what he wants and he loved it.
• Skullgirls
  • During Filia's story fight against Double and Valentine, Nico falls for Valentine's Acquisitive Prescription... only for the latter to forget she needs to *attack* afterwards.
• Ghost of Tsushima
  • Nico trying to find the haiku man, which leads into a long search that ends with Nico smacking the man and taking a photo mid-slice. Also, the following quote is said while the man is stuck trying to get past Jin's horse.
    Haiku Man: Lord Sakai. I studied poetry with your uncle.
  • A story Nico told during one of Misako's quests: Nico had cleared out a lighthouse and went to light it, not noticing the mongol in the room. During the ensuing cutscene, Jin's torch brushed against the mongol, lighting them on fire and ruining the dramatic visual with the mongol's screams of agony.
• Luigi's Mansion 3
  • Mario's constant insistence that the events of the first game are just another one of Luigi's stories.
• NicoB's Bizzare Adventure: References Are Unbreakable ^note A fan-made game created by Cristiander, a long time Picky Penguin fan.
  • "Phi"
    • In the Mayuri Path, after trolling Junko by purposely answering it wrong in her first question, Nico (or Game Nico) decides to troll her again by answering 'Phi' in her second question. The streamers take note and it becomes a Running Gag. Unfortunately, Caroline doesn't seem to take it well on Nico's jokes.
      Caroline: You can now access the morphogenetic field yourself.
      Nico: (In a sarcasm tone)Oh sick. I can morph into people now. Cool. I am ani-morph now.
      Nico!Caroline: NOOOO! GOD YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF!!!
      Nico: ...Phi.
      Nico!Caroline: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
      Nico: No... I'm sorry. I was just kidd...
      Nico!Caroline: *Beats Nico for nearly 20 seconds* DIE! DIE! FUCKING DIE!!
      (After the beating stops)
      Nico!Caroline: *panting* Have you learn your lesson?
      Nico: *groaning* ...Phi.
      Nico!Caroline: *beats Nico a couple more times.
    • Nep-Nep or Neptune gets fed up with Nico on not getting the Jojo references, so she decides to force him to know it. Luckily this was stopped by the Kokichi.
      Nico!Kokichi: You see how I stop whatever that Jojo shit was? Nico doesn't understand 90% of it except that one part that "It was me, Dio!" but yeah that's about it.
• Bug Snax
  • During one of Nico's trips to the Frosted Peak, a Preying Picantus ends up bugging out and becoming permanently frozen solid, much to Nico and the stream chat's confusion. Then Nico tries to thaw it out with a nearby campfire...
  • Nico and the Lunchpad.
    • During the Snakgrappler tutorial, the player is meant to pull down a nearby bridge and break down a wall after Chandlo closes the entrance behind him. However, Insurmountable Waist-Height Fence is averted, and Nico (forgetting about the bridge he pulled down earlier) just jumps over the door.
    • This leads into a minor Running Gag of Complexity Addiction where Nico becomes determined to use the Lunchpad where simpler options exist, such as one case where he tries to climb a statue to get some cheese sauce in the Sizzlin' Sands.
      Viewer: Not everything needs you to launch yourself ni o. (sic)
      Nico proceeds to do just that
      Viewer: Oh come on!
  • After finishing the game, Nico ends the stream by watching a playthrough where the player sits back and lets everyone die during the final battle. After the rather morbid scene plays out, Nico has just one thing to say.
    Nico: Well, this guy clearly did his best--
    Nico bursts into laughter as the player starts walking over Wambus' and Triffany's remains
    Nico!Player: Hide the evidence!
• Forever's End
  • Nico acknowledges that when he first named the protagonist Epoch, he didn't realize that name was supposed to sound like "epic."
  • Nico cringes at how many inner monologues he placed in the game, even after he cut some of them out.
• Azure Striker Gunvolt
  • The Picky Penguins warn Nico that the jewel in the chemical plant is one of the harder ones to collect due to the difficulty of the box puzzle guarding it. When Nico actually reaches the jewel, in his usual Ultimate Bullshit fashion, he accidentally triggers a bug that lets him skip the entire puzzle and jokes about Games Done Quick doing a speedrun of Gunvolt and referring to the glitch using the name Nico gives it.
  • After achieving the normal ending, Nico proceeds to lament his inability to use Prevasion on the True Ending path. Cue Anthem, which Nico immediately abuses. Twice.
    Nico: Time to get good, motherfucker! (Later) I HAVE THE POWER OF A GOD! YES! You guys were wrong, I don't have to learn how to get good, I'm still a god. (In the fight's second phase, as he's jumping in a corner where the boss can't reach him) I got the power of a god, I can do whatever I want!
    • Then he remembers Nova's ultimate attack, right as it's too late to dodge it, which causes him to lose Anthem the first time.
• Legend of Dragoon
  • Dart, Master of Stealth.
    Nico!Dart: (Acting out Dart attempting a stealth kill) shh, shhh... VOLCANO!
  • In what can be considered the greatest comeback of the game, during the boss fight against Magician Faust, Nico's party gets hit with a hurricane, which already with a downed Meru and a lack of revival items put Nico in a tough spot, especially when the move also wipes out Dart... however Rose managed to survive with 1HP left, upon which Nico heals himself back to full and defeats Faust with her addition.
    Nico: GIVE ME THAT PHANTOM SHIELD
• I've Never Experienced KIRBY LORE, Nico's increasingly bewildered reactions to the surprisingly complex backstory of the Kirby Universe
  • Nico has his priorities straight regarding Kirby: Squeak Squad
    Nico: Did [Kirby] get his cake back? We will never know... (reads chat) He did? OK, good.
  • The alternate ending for Kirby: Triple Deluxe
    The RPG Monger: (...)and that's not all, cause after defeating Shadow Dedede—
    Nico: Shadow Dedede also looked in the mirror and saw a shadow version of himself, so now Shadow Dedede also had to fight SUPER Shadow Dedede. But that's not all, the fucking mirror came back again after he was dead, and Shadow Dedede and Super Shadow Dedede fused together to form Ultra Shadow Dedede... (Starts laughing to the point where he almost falls out of his chair)
  • By the time the video reaches Kirby: Planet Robobot, Nico is starting to hit his limit and has fun with a clip of Kirby looking up.
    Nico: Just look at this dopey asshole look up at the sky like "God? What the fuck's happening?"
  • The final straw: The RPG Monger pointing out the butterflies associated with Morpho Knight, going all the way back to the first game.
    Nico: All right, I think I'm done. Never mind, I'm not playing this game anymore. That's enough for me. See you guys later. (Gets up and leaves)
• During the Halloween Bayonetta 3 stream, out of tradition, he decides to dress up for the stream which was speculated to be related for the game he was playing, only for him to come out as a T. rex wielding a chainsaw with Doom (2016) music in the background.
• NICO REACTS: Nintendo Direct June 2023
  • Nico and the Picky Penguins cry copyright infringement when Penny's Big Breakaway reveals their antagonistic force: The Pushy Penguins.
  • The end of the Super Mario Bros. Wonder trailer. Nico sees a peculiar looking fruit, and as Mario rushes to grab it...
    Nico: Oh god, elephant, turn into an elephant.
    Mario does exactly that, Nico's expression is a visible "WTF".
    Nico: AUGH, I didn't mean to actually turn into an elephant!

Ever since Nico set up a Patreon, a 'Comment of the Day' section became a part of each Let's Play episode (minus the first episode of a new LP) after his intros. Basically, Nico would select a comment from the Picky Penguins from the previous LP video that he found great. A lot of them deserve a mention.

• Xenoblade Chronicles 1:
  • The very first Comment of the Day involved about how Riki somehow ended up becoming the main character and saved the Bionis.
  • "Shulk is a lucky guy. His two favorite things are tinkering with machines and Fiora. Now he can do both at the same time!"
  • One comment introduces Nico to the wonderful world of Reyn puns.
    Sharla: Jesus Christ...
• Yakuza Kiwami 2:
  • Episode 15 by SeanTheTrueShadowLord:
    Drive Through Attendant: Hello! Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?
    Kiryu: Yes, I would like...TENDER CLEAVAGE!!
    Drive Through Attendant: ...Um Excuse me?
    Kiryu: Sorry, I mean some chicken nuggets and also two Happy Meals.
    Majima and Haruka: Yeah!! HAPPY MEALS!!
    Kaoru: What about me, Kiryu? What do I get?
    Kiryu: You get the bill again!
    Kaoru: GOD DAMN IT KIRYU! NOT AGAIN!!
  • An entire Substory revolving around Nico and Bernie visiting Japan.
• Hunter × Hunter:
  • Nico comments on how after Killua took the heart of Johness, many people joked that Johness became a Nobody, or that Killua was a Phantom Thief.
  • "Killua is what happens when you're at level 99 in an RPG, but you still get random battle encounters with level 5 scrubs."
    Killua: "Ugh, I guess I'll kill you."
  • A comment of the Day for the Greed Island arc points out that Nico is taking a break from LPing games to watching an anime arc about video games.
  • From later on the same arc, Killua decides to complete the Hunter Exam, which takes about 1/3 of an episode. A commenter explains that it's kinda like doing a sidequest of level 5 when you're already level 90.
• Kingdom Hearts III
  • One comment in one of his LP pointed out the irony of Nico forgetting that Xion was a replica.
  • Upon entering San Fransokyo, most of the LP comments of Ace Attorney characters being in it as well and also started the infamous Japanifornia jokes. Sadly this didn't end up as the comment of the day but it was pretty funny.
  Comment: "Eat your hamburgers, Sora!"
  • Xion takes revenge on all the times Nico forgot about her within her data battle.
• Steins;Gate 0:
  • Mayuri runs into KIRYU-CHAN^note If you don't get the joke, then there's a character in the Steins;Gate named Kiryu Moeka who has the same first name as the protagonist of the Yakuza series.
  • While many picky penguins were unsure about if Nico should keep the voice-acting on or off, the Steins;Gate worldline seems to provide an alternate solution.
    Comment: Escaping both world lines into steins gate: Nico speaks fluent Japanese and reads every line with as much emotion as the original voice actors.
  • Okabe creates a time paradox by hooking up with Yuki Amane.
  • Daru watching one of Nico's live streams
  • Mayuri becomes a military general with an army of Upas that yell-out "Tuturuu".
• The Great Ace Attorney
  • Jezail Brett is evil Haru.
  • 50 years from when the LP began, this LP is still going on.
    Nico: "Heeeello! This is NicoB and welcome back to The Great Ace Attorney! When we last left off we were in the middle of the 37th DLC case. It has been 50 years since the start of this LP. I have grown a full beard. The One Piece has been found. The Council of Voices has entered its fifth generation of cinematic universe. Larry is dead. Bernie has passed away but came back as Cyber-Bernie. I'm happily living with my wife Chiaki, who I managed to bring into the real world due to the current technology. Let's get cracking this case where Naruhodou has been accused of murder for the 100th time and the Counters have breached infinity."
  • An alternate scenario for The Great Ace Attorney Case 2, where instead of getting shoved into a bedpost by Nikomina, Asougi is successful in opening the cabin wardrobe to reveal Naruhodou. He calls Naruhodou his "cinnabitch" and declares that they're going on a honeymoon in London.
  • On the topic of Van Zieks' ridiculous animations:
    Naruhodou: These reactions of his keep getting more and more over the top.
    Van Zieks: I beg the court's forgiveness for jumping onto the Prosecutor's Bench and performing a Celtic dance while juggling mutton!
  • Nico having trouble reading the person who wrote the Comment of the Day for Episode 16 thanks to their username being in Japanese. Even funnier when you realize that the Japanese name is Athena Cykes's Japanese name.
  • The comment of day for Episode 24 deserves special mention. The episode title for the previous episode was called Sticky Fingers. While this was meant to a statement of Gina and Egg both being thieves, many of the comments of that episode were about the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure character of the same name. Because of how Nico has never watched that anime before (at least at the time of the recording), Nico goes on a little rant only to pick a comment that is all about how many comments were about JoJo. He mentions how hard it is to find a comment not about JoJo at all.
• Fire Emblem: Three Houses
  • Bizzlead joins the "Weird Voices in their Head" Club.
  • One commenter suggested a scenario when Felix is trying to learn lighting magic in the middle of a lake, with Sylvain right next him egging him on, Dimitri observing from the shore in awe, and Ingrid flying above them watching her Childhood Friends fight over the one single brain cell they share.
  • Dimitri became a High Lord from smoking from a bunch of weed much to Dedue's frustration.
  • Despite not being the Comment of the Day, one comment wrote about how Dimitri met with Majima when Bizzlead asks Dimitri on where he get the eye-patch from.
• Final Fantasy VII Remake:
  • Cloud became a literal cloud when Nico encountered the glitch listed below.
  • Upon hearing about the Arbiters of Fate, the main characters decided to walk through gunfire that Shinra workers keep on shooting out with no effect with Barret yelling out this hilarious line.
    Barret: We got plot armor Shinra assholes!
• AI: The Somnium Files:
  • One comment addresses Nico's Skewed Priorities in which he laughs when Iris dies, gives a Big "NO!" when the polar bear dies, and is relieved when the polar bear turns out to be Ota.
  • Date made Mizuki stay home despite her physical strength because he didn't want to deal with the fallout of several thugs being killed by a twelve-year-old girl.
  • There's a level above the orichalcum trident where the mermaids replace the trident with a Keyblade, dress up as Donald and Goofy, and sing Finny Fun (actually titled "Swim This Way"). In a later episode, Nico acts like it really did happen with Suspiciously Specific Denial.
  • Miles Edgeworth is angry that the inspectors failed to find the body in the forklift and cuts everyone's salaries, starting with Kadaka. (It's Kagami!)
  • The identity of the New Cyclops Killer is Kagami, rather than Saito Sejima.
• 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim
  • This comment really Crosses the Line Twice
    Megumi: *sobbing over Izumi*
    Ei: He died like a true knight.
  • Kurabe is a weirdo that talks to air.
  • Nico was finally able to continue Takatoshi's route in Episode 25 but hadn't touched Iori for 19 episodes, sparking many comments about the fact. The following was chosen as Comment of the Day, and Nico chastised Iori for being selfish after reading it.
    Nico taking a selfie out in the pool
    Nico: Out here living my best life.
    Takatoshi: Iori is drowning.
    Nico: This isn't about her.
• OMORI:
  • The Spelling Bee spells out "You've still got a ways to go" as Nico dies to the monster cat.
  • Sunny finally answers Kel at the door, only to get the mail and shut himself back in for Hikikomori route 2.
  • The way the characters deal with grief matches the various emotions in the game. Sunny is neutral, Kel is happy, Aubrey is angry, Hero is sad, Basil is afraid, and Mari is toast.
    Nico: The act of being dead is just a state of mind.
  • Once again, Nico's ad-lib antics end up predicting a major twist in the game. The featured comment reacts in horror when Nico says, "Let's bond with our friends by hiding a body together." The user's profile picture of the terrified Pokemon Rowlet sells it.
• Persona 5 Strikers
  • Shadow Natsune gives a massive shout-out to one of the biggest Castlevania memes right before Yusuke calls him out on his plagiarism
    Shadow Natsune: What is a writer? A miserable pile of words! But enough talk; have at you!
    Yusuke: See? This is exactly what I meant! He puts the minimum effort into changing famous lines!
  • When Joker gets into the "roleplaying" within Shadow Natsune's dungeon a little bit too much, Ryuji asks him to stop as he tries to tell Joker that he isn't Batman...only for Joker to interrupt Ryuji, and call him Robin.
  • Nico forgot to add the Comment of the Day graphics for Episode 16. The Comment of the Day for the following episode reveals that Mariko actually ate it.
  • Akane ends up LP-ing this game where she constantly ignores her father there. Her Fan Community Nickname is also called the Picky Penguins, and Nico himself ends up getting the comment of the day in her LP video.
  • The Okinawa Monarch is actually none other than Taichi from Kiryu's orphanage in Yakuza 3.
• NEO: The World Ends with You
  • One comment appears to be about Sho telling Rindo, Fret, and Nagi about how he managed to be that powerful...only for it actually a commercial for crunch chocolate with the other three being annoyed about it.
  • Upon meeting Hishima, Rindo states that the Reaper reminds him of somebody (read: Nico himself) only for him to think out of that thought. Hishima then states "that was too close", teleports to Nico's bedroom, takes off his wig (which ended up revealing that he is actually Nico), and starts recording another video.
  • After the reveal that Shoka was actually Swallow, one commenter posted a scenario of Shoka prior to her Heel–Face Turn talking smack to Rindo only for Swallow to cheer-up Rindo a moment afterwards by stating "how lame" Shoka is for her to do that.
• AI: The Somnium Files - nirvanA Initiative:
  • Tokiko asks Ryuki if he is a Frayer and asks him to identify the chronically misnamed Kagami. When Ryuki answers correctly, the game glitches out, and Iris pops out of the screen dancing and singing "Invincible Rainbow Arrow". Nico's brain explodes, ending his route. After reading the comment, Nico calls it the bad end.
  • Komeji's square head is a hint that he's made of legos and can be put back together.
  • Uchikoshi is a time traveler who uses Nico's comments for his plot twists.
  • The AI balls' humanoid forms are made to the tastes of their owners, which means Ryuki's type is a busty Date.
  • Nagi phases into existence at the mention of alligator meat.
  • It's a good thing Shoma hasn't aged because he would be in the middle of blockhead metamorphosis. The video provides a visual of him with a blockhead.
  • Nico's experience in solving the central mystery is described as "putting together a puzzle, when suddenly Uchikoshi shows up, tears up half the pieces, gives him several new ones from several different puzzles, then mocks him for not solving the original puzzle."
  • After stopping Tearer's plan, everyone celebrates while Ryuki is lying dead in the corner.
• Xenoblade Chronicles 3:
  • After meeting Consul N, a commenter thinks about the Evil Counterparts throughout the Xeno-games, leading to them wondering about Rex's hypothetical evil twin and the evil version of Rex's pants.
    Nico: [[Rex's evil twin]] would literally be the most evil, dankest, raunchiest freaking Rex, and his pants... (Beat) would be completely normal.
    Nico!Rex: "What the fuck are those things?"
    Nico!Evil Rex: "...they're blue jeans?"
    Nico!Rex: "You're disgusting! You must perish from this world!"
  • "Melia" really went off the deep end in this game. So much so that she redecorated all of Alcamoth, and even removed the pool.
  • One commenter mentions how they will never forget Consul L, and how they carried that L all the way to the grave.
  • Nico the LPer reads a commenter about how Nico the NPC is such a minor character, but we remember her so much because how she keeps telling everyone that Nico is the only Nico but Nico has to keep reminding everyone that Nico tells lies because there's only one Nico and he's the Nico-est Nico to ever Nico....
• Odin Sphere:
  • In the 4th episode, a comment points out how King Odin has acomplex about grieving and showing weakness, Odin's Fear. And also how they learn more about general Brigan, Odin's Peer. And how Gwendolyn attacked him using, you guessed it, Odin's Spear.
    • And then Nico adds into this by talking about how Odin later went to get a drink with his partners, Odin's Beer. And how during that after some thought he realized he might be attracted to his male friends, Odin's queer.
• The COTD in Episode 22 of the Yakuza 4 playthrough joking about Kyohei Jingu coming Back from the Dead as a cyborg to ruin the game by being That One Boss with a literal army is a notable one in that Nico couldn't stop laughing at it even while reading it for the video.
• PARANORMASIGHT: The Seven Mysteries of Honjo:
  • Richter won't help Harue commit murder, but he's absolutely fine letting other innocent people get murdered and then extorting the other curse bearers.
  • Michiyo tells Yakko in a thick Scottish accent: "Don't forget me." Nico is glad that he didn't do that.
  • The One-Sided Reed Curse is likened to doxxing.
• Master Detective Archives: Rain Code: After Nico moans about he won't be able use the pics of everyone who died in the first chapter for thumbnails for his future videos, a comment of the day states that Nico could still technically use those pics for those thumbnails while mentioning he could use Pucci's pic for Episode 41. Nico responds by putting Zange's pic for that episode's thumbnail, and stating in the future, he'll tweet out or comment something like "OMG! I can't believe Pucci did that!" or "Zange did what? That was crazypants!" Eventually, he does this for Episode 8 by putting Melami's pic in the Episode 8 thumbnail, and a bunch of people in the comments pretend that she did something important in that episode. The recap in the following episode even acts out one of those comments.
• Fate/Samurai Remnant:
  • It didn't take long for it to become obvious to the viewers that history is... not Nico's best subject, with many of his guesses for Servants being way off ^note  By the end of the game, he has only gotten Jeanne D'Arc and Samson right on his own. He was also able to guess Gilgimesh and Yamato Takeru with help from his mods., as well as not reconizing many of the historical figures, both Masters and Servants, revealed. Most notably, during a line of speculation involving Odin, he openly wondered if Odin exists outside of Final Fantasy, which left commenters (and Nico himself in the following episode) completely baffled, especially since Nico had played not one, but two different games earlier that year involving said figure. The COTD in Episode 9 sums up the situation:
    Comment: "So far, my main takeaway from this series is that trying to guess a Servant's identity is a good way for someone to reveal just how much (or how little) they know about world history."
  • The next episode's COTD share's Servant lore, particularly the matter of mana transfer. Nico doesn't care for that explanation and hopes the commenter is lying about that^*he's not.
    • The coninues into the next episode, as not only was there a flood of comments saying that yes, mana transfer is an actual thing, one commenter suggeted that Tamamo Aria wants Iroi's "Man Jam", a turn of phrase that made Nico physically ill. He then made said comment COTD solely to make sure all the viewers suffered in the same way

• While Presentable Liberty is still very dark, it loses most of it's seriousness due to Nico giving characters his usual voices. One of the YouTube comments sums it all in the best way.
  YouTube comment: Only in NicoB's channel will you find Igor risking his life to free the protagonist, who, after witnessing the Usami/Monokuma killing itself, must ignore Dr. Togami Money's order, and travel down the elevator of fate in order to see his manly man of a girlfriend baker across the street, all the while featuring the slimey #2 that is named Billy.
• Video Game: The Game. All 50 glorious seconds of it.
• OneShot reveals that The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You by saying the player's real life name multiple times throughout the story. If you read the main page, you'll notice that despite this, we don't know Nico's real name. Why? Because in the early game, before you can change the name, Nico just censors it out in various ways, first with a generic censor bar, then just replacing it with "Nico". And just the sheer unexpectedness of it is pretty funny. (The best part is the first time, where he just reads a pop-up, having to censor out his own voice before he realizes what's up)

• From Let's Bond: Reading Comments, Nico discovers what Akuroku (Axel x Roxas) is. Needless to say, he looks baffled.
• Nico's reaction to Kingdom Hearts III trailers has few such moments:
  • From the 2013 reveal trailer, Eraqus' Keyblade lying on Destiny Islands.
    Sora (Nico): Wait, what's this doing here?^note Actually Sora shouldn't knew about this keyblade, since he never learned about Eraqus.
  • Nico: This trailer represents a game currently in development. The final game will...be released in thirty years.
  • Nico losing his mind when he realizes that Sora is using transformed a Keyblade.
    Nico: What in the fuck, is the shoo...*sees Double Arrowguns* OH, OH HE'S DOING IT! HE'S DUAL WIELDING! THE FUCKING CROSSBOWS, YEAH! There they are! He does learn how to transform his shit...at some point.
  • And then he witnesses wonder of Attraction Flow.
    Sora's using Pirate Ship Flow
    Nico: What in the fuck is he ridi...WHAT IN THE HELL IS HAPPENING?
    Gameplay switches to Rock Titan boss fight and Big Magic Montain Flow
    Nico: Whoa, what in the...WHAT? Now he's running on the...what WHOA! He's fighting the Rock Titan?! What in the shit?
  • Donald being scared to death.
    Donald (Nico): AHHH THE FUCK?! SORA, STOP THIS CRAZY THING!
  • Overall it's funny how Nico is lost for words and cannot finish sentences during the E3 2015 trailer from jumping from one thing to another.
    Nico: *Double Arrowguns again* OH HE'S DOING THE THING! Oh it's playing my fucking jam too! I can't keep up, too many things are going on!
  • And then another Attraction flow, Shooting ride, gets summoned.
    Nico: Oh my god, another one?!
  • "Does anyone actually stay dead in this series?"
  • Twilight Town is back and with it even more plot.
    Nico: Ah fuck, Xemnas is back again?!
    Xemans tries to speak
    Donald (Nico): Shut up Xemnas!
    Nico: I swear, Xemnas and Ansem and all those guys can never stay dead, can they?
  • The opening quote for the last two trailers is actually a Shia LaBeouf reference.
  • Donald and Goofy meet their favorite actors in Toy Story world.
    Goofy (Nico): You know, you sound a lot like Tom Hanks.
    Donald (Nico): Is that Tim Allen behind you?! Holy shit, I loved you in Santa Clause! But not so much in everything else.
  • "Translation: light heart bark dark heart."
• During DR figurines unboxing, Komaeda just wants to be closer to Hajime.
  Komeada (Nico): Let us hold hands, Hajime.
  Hajime (Nico): I'd rather not.
• While the interruption of Nico's February 24th, 2018 update video is mostly something else entirely, there's something amusing about the fact that Zero continues to refer to the audience as "Picky Penguins".
• One of Nico's livestream polls had a moment due to a case of Cowboy BeBop at His Computer involving one of the choices:
  Nekopara (Cutesy Cat-Girl Visual Novel)^note He later stated that he thought it was just a cutesy game with lewdness being optional
• Nico did a video trying to guess various Servants from Fate/Grand Order. Half the humor is from his reaction to the designs.
  • For the final bonus image, Nico somehow instantly identified Paul Bunyan.

• One of running gags of the series is Akane trying to have sex with Junpei and him having no idea what she is talking about.
  • This only gets more hilarious when Nico reaches the infamous elevator scene, where the roles are reversed.
• After Junpei extracts a key from a mannequin's organ:
  Clover: There's a key in this organ...
  Seven: Found a key in an internal organ.
  [Nico sputters out disbelieving laughter, then...]
  Nico!Seven: There's a key in this internal organ!
  Nico!Junpei: Yeah, but also, there's a key inside this organ.
  Nico!Seven: Yeah, but what I'm TRYING to say is that the KEY was INSIDE the ORGAN.
  Nico!Clover: But, you know, you're all missing the point: the key was inside the organ!
• "SEEK A WAY OUT!" moments. Just... all of them.
  Junpei (Nico): BACON AND EGGS!
• Of course, how can we forget Nico making his own ending of the game?
• Nico's The Stinger when stopping the video before the reveal of Who was the one who killed Snake and Clover.
• Any time Ace says "Behold, my brilliance!"

• Nico's runthrough of Alice's route.
  Nico: (referring to Sigma and Luna's vote) Ally... (referring to Alice's vote) ally... (game displays Betray) ...wait... WHAT?! WHA- (goes Laughing Mad) NO! Are you fucking kidding me?! Aaagh... No, she snuck in there, the stinky bitch! No! ...Oh, well, we're boned.
• ULTRA MIND FUCK. (warning: super spoilers!)

• Nico's reaction to Luka's gender.
  • EVERY FUCKING TIME.
  • Buthe'sagubuthe'saguybuthe'saguybuthe'saguybuthe'saguybuthe'saguybuthe'saguybuthe'saguy(Nico's house blows up)
• Episode 21: At one point, the text shows a line of text starting with "Instantly, the audi..." which changes to another line of text without input from Nico. Confused, he checks the backlog where the text he sees isn't there. His reaction is priceless.
• The ending of the penultimate episode can catch you off guard even if you've played the game.
  • And in the same episode, Nico's been through so much shit with people dying over and over, so many tear-jerker moments, that when it finally seems like it's over, with only Kurisu's death, only for Suzuha to come in and warn the group about WWIII, Nico just snaps. ("FUCK THIS SHIT, FUCK THIS GAME, NO, I'M OUT OF HERE, I'M DONE! I'M FUCKING DONE!")
• Nico!Daru's reaction when finding out that he has a child in the future
  Nico!Daru: So your saying I get to have sex at one point! Oh my God! I feel so hope growing in my balls! Daru away!!!

• Nico is successfully trolled by Flowey's offer of "friendliness pellets".
  "You tricked me, you ass! Those were...mean pellets!"
  • Followed up immediately by him cheering loudly at Toriel bailing out the player.
    "Flowey just got FUCKED!"
• A crowning example of Vocal Dissonance: Nico ends up giving Papyrus, probably one of the nicest characters in the entire game, the Togami voice.
• Nico's reaction to the infamous colored tile puzzle in Snowdin:
  (panels begin to flash)
  Nico: Oh my god...
  (panels speed up)
  Nico: That's a- whoa, what the?
  (panels go apeshit)
  Nico: Uh-oh! UH-OH! I'M HAVING A SEIZURE! HOOOOOO-
  (panels stop to form a perfectly straight path, allowing Nico to just walk to the other side)
  Nico: (Beat, followed by several seconds of hysterical laughter) Something tells me [Papyrus] is not in his happy place anymore.
• Nico goes to Napstablook's house and encounters the "lie on the ground" Easter Egg. And in case you thought Nico couldn't make it any weirder, Godot shows up to share some words of wisdom.
• In Episode 6, Nico finally finds his way to Temmie Village. It's exactly as hilarious as you might think.

• At the beginning of the game, Nico tries to do everything on a gate. He gets... interesting results.
  Nico uses Hand on a gate
  Azrael (Nico): I'm gonna finger this.
  Azrael: It needs a key.
  Nico: laughs I stick my finger in the lock and twist.
  Azrael (Nico): Hmm, it's not working for some reason.

  Nico uses Foot on a gate
  Azrael (Nico):How about I foot it?
  Azrael: Doesn't budge.
  Nico: laughs again I actually did kick it! Eee, eee, damnit! (he makes fun of kicking animation which looks like Azrael is just swinging his leg in front of him)

  Nico uses Mouth on a gate
  Azrael (Nico): I'm gonna talk to the gate.
  Azrael: I can't use my mouth with that.
  Nico: hysterical laughter Ok, no, you're making this way too much fun for me, stop, just stop, ok? I can do that for fuckin hours, just going around and talking to trash cans and random gates.

  Nico uses Lockpicks on a gate
  Azrael: I can't pick the GATE.
  Nico: laughs What the hell? Don't give that sass, man!
  Azrael (Nico): I can't pick the gate, what I am, a fucking idiot?

• Zero Time Dilemma's Overly Long Gag involving Nico trying to guess who killed Junpei. Guessing Zero, Gab (How could a dog do it?), Junpei & Phi, who are currently dead, Eric, Mayor McCheese, the Hamburgular, Bernie, Donald Duck, Left, Brother, and Maria (I know, my dying little sister did this!) before finally deciding on Carlos.
• It's the M-Rated Kingdom Hearts!
  • Mira's incredulity towards Eric's love for a psychopath who wants to murder him.
    Mira: I fucking murder people for a living, Eric. I make money off of that. (Beat) Cause I steal their wallet.
• YOU JUST GOT KOMAEDA'D!
• Hot-Dog!
  • It starts off pretty ordinary, with Nico saying "hot-dog" after solving a puzzle... not every time, but he says it sometimes. Shortly afterwards, he starts putting up pictures of hotdogs whenever he says this... then comes episode 7, where he puts this picture up. Then there's episode 8, where he puts this picture up.
• 100% COMPLETION!!
• Nico reaches the part where they need to roll triple ones on dice in one try or die, which as everyone who played Yatzhee could know, is very unlikely. He does it on his third try as the game is scripted that way so the odds are 100% at that point. Nico was sad about this.
  Nico's comment: I HAVE BECOME ULTIMATE BULLSHIT!
  An edit to said comment: It was scripted?! NOOOOOO!
• Nico thinks his theory that Phi is Sigma and Diana's daughter is a reveal that he can see coming from a mile away. One of his reasons?
  Nico: I'm certain of this, look at the way they framed this shot. (Diana and Sigma standing beside each other)
  Nico!Sigma: Your parents must be real characters, right Diana?
  Nico!Diana (A redhead): Wow, you're right Sigma. Hm... wonder what they look like!
  Nico!Sigma: I don't know. Maybe one has red hair, and the other one's a bit of a douchebag!
  Nico!Diana: I wonder if we know anyone who's LIKE THAT!
  Nico!...somebody: (Has a seizure)
• Nico apparently didn't know there was an A in the "Seek A Way Out" screens.
• Nico's reactions to Mira's death.
  Q: I'm really sad Mira died, too...
  Nico: I'm not.
  Q: I'll never forgive the person who did it...
  Nico: I'll give them a high-five.
• This scene.
• Delta's reaction when seeing Sigma and Diana.
  Delta: By the way I'm your baby daddy! Daddy I miss so much!!!'''
  Nico: Then he jumps into Sigma's arms.
  Delta: Oh Daddy, Oh Mommy I miss you so much!
• Akane's Fourth Wall Breaking moment at the C-END 1. Thank you NicoB for the ad-lib.

• Nico ad-libbing in the characters calling him "Bizzle" is oddly humorous.
• His fight against Wendigo is so bad it's hilarious.
• Shinjuku... Shinjuku... Shinjuku... SHINJUKU (Atsuro gets a nosebleed from bad voiceacting)
• Nico calling demons Personas. And the fans who didn't like that at all.
• Nico tends to blank out a lot, does he?
  Nico: (Bizzle) is just staring off into space the whole fucking game.
  (Close up on Bizzle's face as clouds fade over him and "Take On Me" plays on his headphones.)
  Haru: It was incredibly boring. Every day, I wondered what I was living for.
  (Another close up, this time with a monkey looking around)
  Haru: And then... I met someone who gave me a reason to live.
  Bizzle's responce choices:
  A monkey?
  A teacher, right?
• Describing what Nico did in response to one of Midori's lines is beyond words.
  Nico, in the comments: I feel like any time Midori says anything, a meme is born.
• This comment is squick, yet gold:
  Atsuro: Argh, I'm so thirsty...
  Yuzu: And I'm so sweaty...
  Nico: Two problems that I think we can both solve. Together...
• Nico's reaction to hearing Johnny Yong Bosch in the game, but only voicing a random NPC is priceless
  • Speaking of NPCs... OH MY GOD, IT'S MATT DAMON!
• After beating Okuninushi, (which was a very annoying fight for him) Nico sits back, enjoys the end of the story... and decides to skip the credits by pressing Start. While also holding down L and R. For those who don't know, that completely resets the game. Have fun fighting that annoying boss again, Nico!
• A minor case: As Nico is fighting Metatron (oh no, METATRON!), during the Chaos route, where (at least before a... "Heel–Face Turn...?" he's an evil demon overlord, his HP is the Number of the Beast.
• Kisuke's Well-Intentioned Extremist tendecies being played for laughs.

• You got to laugh every time Nico adds commentary in all the comedic scenes. Especially when you add his magical editing.
• The fact that he gave Yuzuru Otonashi, the main character... The Hagakure voice! Especially when Nico acknowledges that Otonashi is as far removed a character as possible from the likes of Hagakure and Larry Butz.
• In Episode 7, this exchange:
  Naoi!Nico: Oh, what the hell. You told me you're into girls? Oh, that's so lame!
  Naoi!Nico: YOU WILL HAVE SEX WITH ME BEHIND THE BLEACHERS.
  Otonashi!Nico: Oh, goddamn it, I knew it!
  Maya Fey: And you WILL let me film it all for my Yaoi collection.
  Otonashi!Nico: The fuck, who the hell are you?
  Maya Fey: Don't mind me, I'm just a random fangirl!
• Nico taking Hinata and Naoi's Ho Yay up a notch is pretty hilarious in general.
• The OVA Series and the crazy antics!
  TK!Nico: Go now! She's waiting for you.
  Otonashi: TK!!! Noooooooooooooo
  TK!Nico: Be careful of the Manga Club. They're comin'.

• In episode 2, after having fun riding on Mr.Moose, Nico has to say goodbye to it, and how does the moose respond to him? A critical kick to the face!...and then run off. What a betrayal.
  Nico: OWWW!! OH MR. MOOSE, WHY!? I thought we had a fucking bond!!
  • And then he found (and sees) John Cena (only the name of some android remains), of all people.
• Episode 3, Nico read some comments telling him that 2B is wearing a leotard, not a thong. He wonders how people saw this... then he tries out the self-destruct^note Which burns off 2B's skirt.
• In episode 4, he finally discovers one of the game's Joke endings by self-destructing in the Bunker. His reaction is hilarious. He then realizes he forgot to save.
  • In the next episode, he finds another one by having 2B eat mackerel, and realizes he forgot to save AGAIN
• In episode 5, Nico is having quite a bit of difficulty with the races against the High-speed Machine. After a few frustrating attempts on the last one, the game loads 2B incorrectly and shoves her off the edge of the building, allowing her to walk around before the race starts. By the time the robot says the word "Go", Nico is already halfway to the finish line, laughing like a maniac.
• At the beginning of Episode 13, the usual "Booty booty buttcheeks!" intro is no longer relevant, as in the previous episode, 2B was MercyKilled by A2, due to 2B succumbing to the Logic Virus, triggering 9S's emotional and mental breakdown. Nico decides to replace "Booty booty Buttcheeks!" with "Soul-Crushing shit", which is much more accurate at this point in the game.
• In episode 14, Emil teaches Nico some valuable life lesson about stealing...
• In Episode 16, Nico encounters the pretty-much-dead bodies of Devola and Popola. Then, to ruin the sad moment, Emil's merchant song plays. Geez, thanks, Emil. You sure helped NicoB get through this emotional torture just then.

• Nico learns hoof first that the villagers weren't kidding about the murderous sheep.
• Nico tries to look at Kaine's butt, only for her to get blurry when she's too close to the camera.
• When Nico forgets to water his plants, he claims the Dahlia survived because it feeds on sheer hatred of humanity.
• After acquiring the fishing rod, Nico decides to fish at the closest spot rather than the one marked on the map. Cue 20 minutes of struggling against cans, buckets, and fish WAY above his level. Made funnier when he finally fishes at the correct spot and lands the desired fish in one try.
• Emil pitches his shop song to Nier.
• Nier's sidequests, summed up in a nutshell by Nico in a comment:
  Some Dude: Hey, dumbass! Go get me 5 Memory Alloy, 10 Titanium Alloy, and 30 Giant Eggs!
  Nico: Why?
  Some Dude: Because fuck you!
  Nico: I'M ON IT!
• The opening of Episode 14 is a darkly humorous reflection on the game:
  Nico: Previously on… Nier: Gestalt!
  (Honestly, couldn't really find anything funny from last episode.)

In General

• Nico's constant failures at guessing what the word for the Hunter Vocabulary segment will end up being.
  • The Hunter Vocabulary for Episode 23 deserves special mention. He stated that the word could be "testing gates", but he felt it was too long so he picked something else. As it turns out, "testing gates" was the word.

Hunter Exam arc

• When Leorio, Gon, and Kurapika were examining where to go, Nico jokingly stated that they will visit the Great Deku Tree for him to give them a bunch of tutorials.
  • Even better, the fanart is actually of the Great "Deku" Tree (as in, the Great Deku Tree, but with Izuku Midoriya's face and hair).
• Nico learns Leorio's age. It's nineteen.
• Nico's laughter after learning the name of Hetero's secretary was Beans after he calls him Mr. Jelly Beans.
• "I dunno if Killua can even do anything, does he just smack people with his skateboard?" Keep in mind that Nico said this within the episode where it was revealed that Killua came from a family of assassins.
• The comparisons between the third phase of the Hunter Exam and the Nonary Games. Bonus points for the timing, as the review in question was posted during Nico's work on another Nonary Game-focused episode of the Council of Voices^note which was part of the reason he was doing a single review series instead of two LPs at the time. Zero even makes an appearance himself.
  Zero: Oh, hello, how's it going? I was actually in charge of this game, but this weird white-haired kid came, and stole it from me.
  Nico: Killua looks at him like "What?"
  Zero: Not you.
  Nagito: *laughs*
  • Komaeda's Bullshit Powers letting him win... at the cost of everyone else immediately dying a painful death.
• Leroute betting on her gender immediately causes Nico to panic due to his past experiences with the Dude Looks Like a Lady trope.
• Killua teaches Gon the birds and the bees.
  Nico!Gon: Hey, where do babies come from?
  Nico!Kurapika: Oh... uh...
  Nico!Killua: It's when two people fuck.
  Nico!Gon: Oh, OK! (Beat) What does "fuck" mean?
• The appearance of the Miu butterfly from his Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice LP.

Zoldyck Family arc

• The time where Siri activated by accident while Nico was recording.
• At the end of that arc, both Gon and Killua decided to go to Chuck E. Cheese

Heaven's Arena arc

• Majima making an appearance in the first episode within the arc to battle Kiryu.
• Killua scoring a Dramatic Finish.
• When Gido delivers Zushi's shoe to Gon's room to egg him on to fight Sadaso, Gon... gets the wrong idea.
  Nico!Gon: These aren't even my size, weird top man! Ugh! What the heck!? You fought me for like three hours yesterday and you couldn't even figure out my right shoe size!? Call back when you get it right! *Hangs up*
  Nico!Gido: ... Wh- wha...? Did that just- ... What? Is he- Is he serious? What!?
• While Gon and Killua are training the Hatsu aspect of Nen, the scene cuts to Hisoka talking to someone on the phone, showing only his feet.
  Nico!Hisoka: Hey, what's up, I'm just standing here nude, by the window, like I always do.
  Nico!Machi: I KNOW, I can SEE you, PUT SOME PANTS ON.
  Nico!Hisoka: Nooooo~.
  • Then the camera pans slowly up, revealing that Hisoka was actually indeed naked the whole time. Nico promptly loses it.
    • A moment later, when Hisoka is thinking about the fight he will soon have with Gon:
  Nico!Hisoka: Oh my god, I got a massive erection.
  Nico!Machi: *exasperated* Again, I KNOW, I CAN SEE IT!

Yorknew arc

• Gon describes the entirety of Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT, and Dragon Ball Super in a massive run-on sentence.
  Killua: Hey, Gon. What are you going to do now?
  Nico!Gon: I don't know, probably training for some more tournaments, learning the Kaio-Ken, fighting Frieza, becoming a Super Saiyan, fighting Cell, watching my son become the Super Saiyan 2, then tossing him to the side as I get Super Saiyan 3, and then I fight Buu, and then I become a child again, and then I have to get the Dragon Balls again, and then GT happens, and we forget that happens, and now we're doing Super, and a cat trains me to fight a god, and then I use my god powers to become a blueberry, and then I fight a block of wood and a tournament full of wood chips, almost destroying the universe and learning absolutely nothing in the process. ...Oh, and my hair turns silver at one point.
  Nico!Killua: Remind me never to ask you that again.
• Nico jokingly states that the memory card Ging left belongs to a Playstation 1...only for it to be revealed to belong to a Joystation.

Greed Island arc

• Nico's surprise at learning Biscuit is actually 57 years old. At first, he even thought that Biscuit was bluffing about her age.
• While Nico ends up using the English dub for this arc, many Picky Penguins recommend that he start Episode 65 with the Japanese dub. He does so, and immediately recognizes that Razor's Japanese voice actor is the same one as Kazuma Kiryu from the Yakuza series to the point where he replaced Razor's head with Kiryu's head. And when he switched to the English dub, he also recognizes Razor's English VA as the same one as Xemnas (or Mansex as Nico puts it) from the Kingdom Hearts series.

• Nico being completely surprised that Daru ends up getting together with Yuki Amane, and wonders how in the world did that happen.
  Nico: Seriously!? Why the fuck this bombshell after freaking Daru!?
• Learning that Suzuha told Daru who he's ending up with, Nico is baffled wondering why would Suzuha think it would be a good idea.
• Ever after all these years, Nico still has a hard time recognizing Luka's gender due to him having Pronoun Trouble with the crossdresser.
• After Nico saw the bodies of dead gorillas, Nico jokingly referred to this game as "the story where Gonta became a serial killer".
  • There is also the Gonta ending where Gonta went on to give the characters of the game monkey brains.
• Nico making fun of Daru's goofy voice.
• "Gon has grown-up to be a beautiful woman."^note This is a reference to how Kagari has the same voice actress as Gon from Hunter x Hunter.
• After Okabe talks to Amadeus during a time where people are coming after him with the AI, guns were immediately shot at his location to his surprise as he didn't expect them to come so soon.
• When coming across a group of dead researchers, Okabe notices one of the bodies has glasses and headphones on...
  Nico: Aargh... help... me...
  Nico!Okabe: Oh god, he's still alive!
  Gunshot
• Kagari's ending became a Yuri ending with Surprise Incest as Kagari hooks-up with Mayuri (in which at the time both of them didn't know that Mayuri was Kagari's mother).
• Nico's obsession with Panda Maho.

• Many LPers trip over the Storybook Opening, and Nico is no exception.
  Nico: ...in a strange and far-off land— (text fades) oh fucking fuck (Smash Cut).
  • Less than a minute later, a somewhat out-of-place sight catches his attention.
  Nico: Holy shit, is that a fucking gallows?... Can a Goomba even fit in that?
• At the start of the first episode of this LP, Nico falls into the water at the Rogueport Harbor by accident and gets bitten by Nibbles. Three times.
  • And it keeps happening whenever there's a body of water without railings nearby, to the point that a Nibbles counter is made.
• Nico refusing to recruit Koops and continuing on without him, only to hit a roadblock that requires Koops' shell ability to pass. Nico's response? Try to hit both switches himself.
  Sign: Ye who seeketh to proceed: a power of two must hitteth both switches simultaneously. *** Addendum *** If ye are a Petalburg Koopa, huzzah! Your HOLD ability maketh this chore a snap!
  Nico!Mario: Awww, DAMMIT!
  Nico!Goombella: TOLD YOU WE SHOULD'VE RECRUITED HIM!
  Nico!Mario: It's fine, alright? I don't need his help. I can do this. *proceeds to try and run around hitting both switches*
  Nico!Goombella: MOTHERFUCK AW FOR FUCKING-
  Nico!Mario: *panting and crying* Okay let's go back for the turtle...
  • Then later, when he goes back to recruit Koops...
    Nico!Mario: Hey so, what's up? Uh it turned out uh, yeah I think we can find a place for you here on my squad. I mean, it's pretty full already but I think we can squeeze another guy in here. *hits item block and gets a fire flower* Oh hey a flower. Nevermind that's my new party member we don't need you anymore alright bye-
    Goombella: MARIO!
    Nico!Mario: Alright fine alright alright.
• The foot fetishes.
• Mario seems to hate his brother Luigi to the point that he even kills a Toad for being the president of the Luigi Fan Club. One fine example is when Nico sees Luigi among the audience in battle:
  Nico: It would be funny if there's an option to press circle to kick the fuck out of Luigi.
  Nico!Mario: Get out of here, Luigi! No one invites you into this game!
  Nico!Luigi: Eh, Mario! Why are you so being mean to me all the...
  Nico!Mario: Shut up! Get out of here! This... This is my game! Did you see Paper Luigi here? No? Then fuck off!
• When Hooktail surrenders, he first tries to offers Mario 1,000 coins. Hearing it, Mario was about to accept it until...
  Nico!Koops: But Mario! He's the bad guy! He's even eat so many people!
  Nico!Mario: Whatever! They probably deserved it, right?
  Nico!Hooktail: Err...Yeah! They totally deserved it! They totally sucked!
  Nico!Mario: See! It kinda explains everything.
  Nico!Koops: Man! You suck, Mario! You're the worse!
  Nico!Mario: We'll see how you feel when I actually buy you a nice shiny golden shell.
  Nico!Koops: ...Oh! A golden shell. This is sounds pretty g...
  Nico!Goombella: GODDAMMIT GUYS!! WE'RE NOT TAKING THE MONEY!!
  • However, when Hooktail offers them a smell of their feet (much to Mario's disgust), Goombella almost wants to take the offer.
• After a couple of interactions while playing the first time as Bowser...
  Nico: Oh my god! This game sounds like it's written by me. This game is ad-libbing the fuck itself.
• An unusual funny moment in the thumbnail, of all places. Episode 6's thumbnail has the Happy Lucky Lottery Bomb-omb featured a poorly-drawn smiling mouth and fire behind him. The reason to that was...
  • Nico was trying to get the winning number for the said lottery but ends up not winning. This causes Nico's delirium to increase whenever he repeatedly checks the lottery board and forwards the system clock one day when he doesn't win. When he does manage to win, he ends up forwarding the system to a month, which Nico assume it would be two months instead.
• "Guess again, nerd!"
• After Koops' shell toss ability fails to reach a switch across a body of water:
  Nico!Koops: I'm sorry Mario I failed you...
  Nico!Mario: You sure fucking did. DIE! *Hits Koops with hammer*
• During the Great Tree's Escape Sequence, Nico's excessive detouring and fruitless attempts to get the punies to cross the bubble pond cause the timer to expire mid-cutscene. This results in not only the Great Tree, but the entire world exploding to the title theme of Super Mario World.
  • Made Hilarious in Hindsight when Nico later realizes that Peach and the X-Naut base are on the moon. If you look closely at the scene where the earth blows up, the Moon also blows up. So basically, according to Nico, Lord Crump blew up his own base. Oops.
• The entire Chapter 2 Bowser intermission. In particular, Nico audibly having fun with Bowser's first side-scrolling level.
• When Nico runs into Lucky again:
  Nico!Lucky: Hellooooo, you wanna play Happy-Go-Lu-
  Nico!Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! *smashes Lucky repeatedly*
• Nico confusingly playing "Stump Petuni", stringing together random nonsense not knowing what to say.
• After episodes of Nico calling Shine Sprites "Sun Sprites", one commenter finally gets fed up:
  TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Nico I've stayed silent about it until now hoping you'd eventually catch on, but I can't take it anymore! It's been driving me crazy! They're not called sun sprites, they're called Shine sprites. If you're ever confused, think about what the sun does. It Shines!
• Luigi returns in the audience again in another episode:
  Nico!Luigi: HEY MARIO IT'S ME I'M IN THE AUDIENCE HEY ITS ME YOUR BROTHER!
  Nico!Mario: Aw shit.
  Nico!Yosha: Hey who the heck is that?
  Nico!Mario: It's no one, just ignore him, alright? It's literally no one.
  Nico!Luigi: MARIO HEY! IT'S ME YOUR BROTHER MARIO! I'M GONNA TELL YOSHI YOU'RE CHEATING ON HIM!
  Nico!Mario: Don't you fucking dare, I swear to god Luigi, I will fucking kill you.
• Nico's bullshit powers strike again!
  Nico: The guy who tells you about the seven wonders [Bandy Andy]. He finally fucked off. *chuckles* He's fucking dead!
  Video: FORESHADOWING *Psycho Strings*
  *Later, when Nico discovers a dying Bandy Andy and King K. in the storeroom*
  Nico: I WAS JOKING, GAME!
• Leave it to Nico to make the normally unnerving storeroom body discovery scene utterly hilarious.
  Nico!Mario: *hammering a barely conscious Bandy Andy* I WILL REVIVE YOU! COME ON, LIVE DAMMIT! COME ON LIVE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! FREAKING LIVE!
  Nico!Yosha: Gonzales. Gonzales. He's gone.
  Nico!Mario: NO! NO! NOOO I'M GONNA BRING HIM BACK FROM THE FUCKING CLUTCHES OF DEATH! *continues hammering him*
  • What follows is Nico futilely using his party members' abilities to attempt to revive the duo. Including Goombella's tattle ability.
  • Finally, when Nico runs for the door, he sees Jolene peaking inside the room accompanied with a Scare Chord, causing him to book it the other way.
    Nico: WHAT'S HAPPENING!? WHY IS THIS TURNING INTO A HORROR GAME!? AW GOD SHE'S WATCHING ME! SHE'S WATCHING MEEEE!!!!
• Nico doing two sidequests that require him to take the long hike to Petalburg and back. Later, he discovers a secret pipe that turns out to be... a fast travel point to Petalburg. Nico is pissed.
• Nico trying to get across a stream with Yosha to get to a S̶h̶i̶n̶e Sun Sprite, only to fall into the water and increase the Nibbles counter. In one attempt, Nico accidentally runs straight into the water without jumping first.
• The game locks up for a moment when Nico tries blowing away a hay stack. This results in the text "Do Not Adjust Your Video" appearing on the screen.
• Nico's reaction to there being a "Super Luigi" book on sale at the shop. He even predicts that it downplays Mario's achievements in favor of Luigi's.
• After Peach needs to get naked to get to Sir Grodus' office by passing the guards (but it's okay, since she gets invisible, the game can keep its E for Everyone rating!), she sends Mario a message abou her escapade.
  Nico!Peach: Well today Mario, I got naked for the computer again!
  Nico!Mario: Oh, god, that's what you tell me every time, tell me something new for god's sake!
• Darkly doesn't take kindly to anyone talking shit to his dark, dank stuff.
  Bowser: Bleck! What is this place? Why is the light so weird here? It's spooking me out!
  Kammy: The light's odd because this is Twilight Town, my lord. Should be treasure here...
  Nico!Bowser: It's too dark and dank for my liking!
  Nico: Darkly comes over and says:
  Nico!Darkly: Hey. You take that back big guy, alright? I don't take kindly to anyone dissing my dark, dank shit.
  Nico!Bowser: Who the hell are you?
  Nico!Darkly: You don't know who I am? Boy, you better watch out. It's ya' boy, Darkly. He's up here and he's ready to fuck some shit up.
  Nico!Bowser: Hey, this kid's weirding me out! DID ANYBODY LOSE A KID HERE?
  Nico!Darkly: No but you about to lose a kid-ney.
  Nico: And then he pulls out a fucking knife and just stabs the shit out of Bowser!
  Nico!Bowser: *gets stabbed* AH AW! OH MY GO-OW!!! AW WHAT THE HELL WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS KID!?
  Nico!Darkly: Go ahead. Say some more shit about my dark, dank stuff, huh? Go ahead. Say it.
  Nico!Bowser: Ah ow I'm sorry! *crying in pain*
  Nico!Darkly: Know your place, son.
  Nico: He goes and curb-stomps him.
• Most of the time Mario's name was always been misnamed in every chapter. However in Chapter 6, Mario has reach his Rage Breaking Point when a certain Clueless Detective penguin deduce his name.
  Pennington: That mustache... That nose... Ho ho ho! All too easy! You, sir, are quite obviously the famed Luigi, are you not?
  Nico!Mario: Oh motherfucker... you just... you... you pick the wrong name, asshole! You know the next case you need to solve is your OWN FUCKING DEATH!! *Cue Mario head snapping, killing Pennington*
  Nico!Ms. Mowz: MARIO! JESUS!!
  Nico!Mario: Oh sorry! I dunno what possess me! The moment he says the name I have to snap his neck. I just... I just... err.. okay... Ms. Mowz, you didn't see anything, okay! We're getting out of here. We're geting the fuck outta here!
  Nico: And nobody tries to solve his murder since nobody likes Pennington anyway.
  Nico!Vivian: Oh god! Pennington's dead... Oh well...
  Nico!Mario: It's fine! We've gotten away with murder! Why are you looking me like that, Ms. Mowz?
  Nico!Ms. Mowz: *staring sound*
  Nico!Mario: COME ON! You were planning to kill that Goomba earlier!
  Nico!Ms. Mowz: That was a failed threat, Mario!
  Nico!Mario: No, it wasn't! Goddammit! Don't look at me like that! Don't judge me. Let's go get the crystal star!
• Doopliss makes a bit of an error during his escape from the Excess Express.
  Doopliss: It's me, suckers! Doopliss!
  Nico!Doopliss: Oh shit, I told them my name, now I'm powerless.
• Nico's Ultimate Bullshit strikes once more as in episode 22 upon finding Luigi badge (and Mario being annoyed at its discovery due to it being, well, Luigi) jokes that if he equips this one and Wario one he needs to buy from the seller at Rogueport, he'll turn into Waluigi. Guess what happens next episode.
• Yosha finds his real father (a Yoshi on the Excess Express).
  Nico!Yosha: DADDY!!!
  Nico!Mario: Well it looks like we finally found your real father, Yosha. I guess... I guess you don't need me anymore...
  Nico!Yosha: Yep pretty much! Smell ya later, loser!
  Nico!Mario: *crying* Okay, okay... LOOK AFTER HIM, YOSHI! I'LL MISS YOU! *runs away sobbing*
  Nico!Yosha: *runs after Mario* Wait Dad.
  Nico!Mario: Y-yeah?
  Nico!Yosha: ...Where's the money ya owe me?
  Nico!Mario: Wha-? I told you I'm good for it man, I just pay you back-
  Nico!Yosha: No, gimme the money!
  Nico!Mario: Wha- I-I mean I don't have-
  Nico!Yosha: I know you have 100 coins alright? GIVE IT TO ME!
  Nico!Mario: But I only owe you 10!
  Nico!Yosha: Interest, bitch! *punches Mario in the dick*
  Nico!Mario: AAAAAARRRGHHH AH!
  Nico!Yosha: Thanks for raising me to be a monster, Dad! See ya later, nerd!
  Nico!Mario: Ah, ah I'm so fucking proud of him... AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHH!!!
• Nico beat the Pit of 100 Trials before even stepping foot into the final dungeon. And then come the final episode during the post-game, there's still one more sidequest to take care of: going to the 50th floor of the Pit of 100 Trials to erase some graffiti. With how he busted his ass before getting to floor 50 the first time and clearing the Pit the second time, Nico decides that it's not worth doing the quest and ends the Let's Play without doing the final sidequest.

• The "And now back to..." for this series is Nico reacting how basically anyone would to being flung into a battle between giant mech robots.
  Whirring
  Nico: The f*** is this?
  Mecha footsteps
  Nico: The f*** was that!?
  Mecha: Terminate.
  Nico: THE F*** ARE YOU!?
  Screams as he's shot to shit.
• Nico getting to know the game's "Mr. Kitty"... sorry, "Mr. Cat". He is even more confused by the encounter than Megumi.
  Nico: Oh my God, all my crazy side tangents are finally coming to reality.
• Nico somehow getting stuck in a dialogue loop where Iori's friends won't stop talking about boys. He then spends awhile blindly attempting to progress the story.
• Nico catches on that Chihiro Morimura is really an older version of Iori... and given Morimura's distinct features, he promptly wonders precisely how Iori's normal bust becomes something she has to hold up with her arms to stand correctly. He concludes she drinks cartons of milk at a time, vocally acting it out.
• Yuki's story introduces Erika Aiba, an assistant with similar mannerisms to Aiba from AI: The Somnium Files. At one point, Nico tells her, "Get back in my eye socket."
• BJ is played as a Sour Supporter of Natsuno, given how Nico tends to be deliberately Too Dumb to Live during her action scenes (like trying to fistfight an android with a gun).
• Nico's baffled amusement when the original, 2188 version of Yuki Takamiya comments that she didn't approve of the 2188 version's of Miura and Natsuno's relationship, causing Nico (having caught on to the Les Yay between the present Yuki and Natsuno) to initially see her as a Clingy Jealous Girl to Natsuno - only for 2188 Natsuno to object to the line with a scolding "Mom!" In front of the present-day Natsuno. Cue him awkwardly hoping that Natsuno and Yuki never had more than Les Yay, as that would be really awkward. The comment section makes it worse/better by noting that, due to Yuki getting heavy Ship Tease with Shu and Natsuno's hairstyle, it's entirely possible that 2188 Shu (Tetsuya Ida) is Natsuno's dad.
  • At the end of Yuki's route where she is finally reunited with Natsuno, the two girls started making out with BJ being concerned as he wonders if he should show the footage to the girls or not.
• Nico was waiting in anticipation to unlock Gouto's route, as the character in question seemed to be the most likely source for explanations on what the heck is going on. After finally unlocking it, he eagerly plays through the prologue and spends some time trying to sort out the new information... only for the route to immediately lock off with the condition of "80% completion on all other protagonists", which is an even harsher requirement than Takatoshi's (another currently locked route Nico enjoyed a lot). Nico is not pleased and tells the game that it's mean.

• When the hide-and-seek game begins, Omori finds Kel almost immediately. Kel...doesn’t take it well.
• Nico has gotten so used to Surreal Horror from RPG Maker games that his reaction to the first encounter with Something on the stairwell is a casual "Come down to the demon hands! Wiggly wiggly wiggly!"
• The existence of Life Jam Guy ends up tying perfectly into Nico's running gag about the Kool-Aid Man - especially given the Hopeless Boss Fight with him. He ends up panicking whenever encountering Life Jam for the rest of the video.
• Nico editing in his crackheaded theory about spots on the floorboards in Sunny's house.
  Nico: But that's just a theory, a game theory! Now get the fuck out of here!
  • In the same episode, Sunny being incredibly clumsy.
• Nico had a hilariously shocked reaction when he killed the Chicken? from the top of the Dino Dig pyramid. Why? Because he didn't expect to be given so much experience points and clams from it, plus Kel's infamous Chicken Ball (which makes his Run and Gun skill broken as hell).
  • And speaking of the Chicken Ball, it is fun to watch Nico adlib some of the bosses who get one-shot by Kel's Run and Gun.
• Over the course of the first playthrough, Headspace!Kel gets promoted to one of Nico's favorite characters for repeatedly voicing his comments and dumb jokes in-game, to the point Nico starts calling him his son. Nico is understandably delighted when, not even halfway into the first episode of the second run, real!Kel continues the tradition.
  • Once Kel's dad actually appears in game, Nico decides to give him his own voice.
  • Nico later requests fan artists to replace Kel's Dad with himself and Kel's Mom with Chiaki in Kel and Hero's family photo, which they happily did.
• Kel's favorite boombox track, BIG BOOTY BITCHES AND THE BIG- everyone hates it, except Kel.
  • Kel gets angry at Hero for switching the track.
    Kel (Nico): You ready guys? BIG BOOTY BI- oh. Hey, that's not my song, what the fuck?! Hero, did you mess with my boombox again?!
    Hero (Nico): Yes, this song sucks and everybody hates it! You keep up the neighbours with it.
    Kel (Nico): Man, that's not fair! Where did you hide it, where did you hide my big booty buttcheeks CD? That's not cool man, that's not cool.
  • Kel ends up getting the last laugh at the end when the gang visits Sean's and Karen's party. The party just happens to be playing Kel's favorite song. Okay, in-game, it wasn't really Kel's song. But Nico plays the scene as if Kel's song is being played, much to Hero's frustration.
• When Kel found the chalk graffiti of "Kel Smells" in front of his house, he couldn't help but ask Sunny if he really does smell. Sunny's response?
  Sunny (Nico): Do you really want me to answer that?
  Kel (Nico): Okay. You know what? It's fine. It's fine. Ignorance is bless, right?
  • This gets a Brick Joke when, upon visiting the church, Sunny confesses to the priest that he sinned. What was the sin? Sunny lied about Kel smelling bad. Kel, who was right next to him, didn't take that confession well.
• During the romantic scene of Sarah's parents celebrating their wedding anniversary, Nico exaggerates the scene by having them enjoy the idea of smothering their bodies in pizza and making love on top of the pizza. Sarah is so disgusted with it that she desperately turns up the volume of the television to block out her parents' conversation, only to find out the television cannot get any louder. All the while, Kel remains blissfully unaware until the last moment.
  Sarah: Love is gross.
  Sarah (Nico): (sings) Love's hot. Love's gross. Love's tough. Love is TOAST!
  • This gets even crazier when, after the gang left the house, Nico comments that there are 'loud sounds' coming from the house now. When an innocent Kel asks his older brother what's going on, Hero tries to explain the 'way of life' to Kel (as if he was talking to a kid asking where babies come from), only to just tell Kel that he would explain when Kel is EVEN OLDER.
  • That ad-lib gets a Call-Back a few episodes later. When Hero explains how love is beautiful, only for Kel to point out that love can be gross (as Sarah said concerning her parents). Kel then proceeded to reveal that, after the whole anniversary quest shenanigans, he searched up about what making love is and now understands what Sarah's parents were talking about when they said they were going to make love on top of the pizzas. It then ends with Kel now having a pizza craving and asking the rest of the gang if they want pizza, earning a Big "NO!" from Hero and Aubrey & Sunny admitting that he can go for a pizza.
• The incident where Nico accidentally triggered a double Kel glitch.
  • To elaborate, Nico had been watching a looping cutscene of Sunny's gang reading comics at Hobbee's. The main scene that sticks out from it is when Aubrey punches Kel away because the latter was laughing too much from reading the comic, followed by Kel walking back to his spot. The glitch happens when Nico cancels the cutscene while that particular scene was playing. The result? Nico accidentally recreated a second Kel that was frozen in the game! Fortunately, Nico was able to fix the glitch by replaying the cutscene and waiting for the punched-Kel scene to finish before canceling the cutscene. The whole situation gets funnier with the fact that he ad-libs the characters into reacting to the whole second Kel glitch.
• An unfeatured comment points out that Nico's jokes and ad-libs tend to be more correct than his actual theories, so Nico takes that to mean he is canonically Kel's biological father.
• With Nico's voice, Sunny, rather than being an Emotionless Boy, turns into a Heroic Comedic Sociopath Deadpan Snarker. He's exasperated with the Something, annoyed at every and all delay in his journey, has a complete nonreaction to Hellmari after the first few appearances, and at all times, he feels an understated, yet intense desire to stab everything he sees.

• One NPC has a mental breakdown.
  NPC: I'm just in Shibuya, no big deal... Whoa, Scramble Crossing is so cool! Is that 104?! Oh, and there's Shibuya Hikarie! It's just like in the movies!
  NPC (Nico): Just like that one game with a whole bunch of anime people. OH SHIT, I'M ANIME!
• At the start of Episode 4, Nico begins comparing Nagi with Fukawa. As a result, Sai, the editor Nico had hired around this time, creates this image as one of their first edits on the channel
• Sai's editing makes Nagi even more hilarious than she is in the base game, using her sprites as ways to add life into Nico's funny asides, like when her chibi version pops up after the Twisters distract the Deep Rivers Society with water to reveal she accidentally peered into their minds and saw how much they're into rivers.
  Nico(Nagi): So. Much. Horny. WATER!
• Nico tempts fate by talking how the frogs are absolutely puny enemies that deal no damage to him, and soon deals with the consequences.
  Nico: See, the frog is just standing there! He's not doing anything! Oh look, he shot a bubble, oh you're gonna get me dude, oh, oh, oh shit, he's coming! This frog doesn't do anything, it just shoots a little bubble! Look at it, look at it go, oh man, I'm in trouble now! I feel kinda bad for the frog. They're like- they're just trying their best. They're just trying to live their best life. Man, just tough though- frog leaps in the air and attacks Rindo, dealing damage AAAAH, YOU MOTHERFUCKER, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD FOR THAT
• Dearly Beloved ends up so packed with content the final video ends up being over 100 minutes long. As Nico apologizes to Sai for giving him so much work, the editor decides to assert his dominance with a T-Posing Ventus.

• Damon Maitsu's title is the Ultimate Debater. Nico immediatly associates this with him being called the Master Debater, which only gets funnier as it's revealed that Daimon is a bit of a wanker.
• The "previously on" segment in episode 2 gets interrupted by Monokuma insisting on getting a cameo.
• Nico is very bad at guessing everyone's talents.
• Nico immediately labels Wenona as the "Female Togami". Given her attitude and the fact that she's the "Ultimate Entrepreneur", he's pretty accurate.
• Nico quickly gets sidetracked by how deep Jean's voice is.
• The moment he sees Ulysses falling asleep mid-conversation, Nico joyously screams "CHIAKI!"
• When Tozu first speaks via the loudspeaker, Monokuma interrupts and demands an appearance, getting into a fight with the host for control.

• By mere episode 2 choosing Hard proves for Nico to be quite a challenge, first dying few times to the area's second miniboss, once even when it was at its last health bar and then proceeded to struggle against Velvet, him getting blasted in the face with a fireball at the start and then running out of health potions as he got kicked in the face. What makes this even funnier is during one of the attempts when he thinks that he got hang of things, Velvet would start using a completely new move.
  Nico: Holy shit, I've never seen that move before! I was like "What does it do?", I'll tell you what it does, it fuckin hurts!
  • After which when Nico would threw Toxin, he would get interrupted by Velvet, the flask just... disappearing next frame, causing no damage.
• Nico gets very excited about being able to hatch a chick from an egg and seeing it grow up into full on chicken after feeding it some seeds. His excitement turns into horror when he then accidentally kills it.
  Nico: Can I pick you up? Do I- proceeds to attack it, turning it into chicken leg ...oh.
• And Now Back To segment for this LP is Nico gushing over various shots of anime food, matching ridiculous amounts of detail Vanillaware put into their food drawings.
• Every time he throws an attack potion at a boss or mid-boss (without whiffing it due to getting attacked) he says "hold this".
• What started as Gwendolyn acting on her homicidal tendencies with her constantly yelling in anger at her Pooka maid and brutally killing her imaginery bird turned into a running joke where every playable character one way or another ends up abusing or killing a merchant:
  • Gwendolyn's ice cold stare:
    Goblin: Just don't ask me where my wares came from, heehee.
    Gwendolyn (Nico): I could just kill you and steal those from you, you know.
    Goblin (Nico): Yeah, but you wouldn't do that, because you're a good guy, right?
    Gwendolyn (Nico): stare
    Goblin (Nico): Right?
    Gwendolyn (Nico): stare
    Goblin (Nico): Why are you looking at me like that?
  • Gwendolyn demanding Maury to speed up his cooking, cause she's that hungry, ending up with her running off and ignoring him correcting on his name.
  • Pooka pays the price for learning too much.
    Pooka: I usually do business with the Fairies here, but this area's been unsafe lately.
    Pooka (Nico): Apparently there's this crazy white haired lady with a spear killing everybody.
    Gwendolyn (Nico): Yeah, weird, wow, sounds like you better be careful!
    Pooka (Nico): Yeah, I better be, man, she sounds like she's a crazy psycho bitch.
    Gwendolyn (Nico): Yeah, man, I heard she's hot though.
    Pooka (Nico): What?
    Gwendolyn (Nico): Yeah, I heard everyone wants to date her.
    Pooka (Nico): I don't remember hearing anything about that... wait, is that a spear you're holding?
    Gwendolyn (Nico): Oh shit, he's onto me, die! Gwendolyn slashes Pooka, him shattering into pieces Alright, nobody saw that, nobody saw any- police sirens Oh shit, the cops are here, run!
    Pooka #2 (Nico): Hello, have you seen my brother anywhere?
    Gwendolyn (Nico): No, I haven't- hey, look, Vampiric Ring +2, that's cool!
  • Cornelius takes no shit from a merchant.
    Merchant: I was wondering if you could sell me that sword before you got yourself killed. No? Too bad...
    Nico: Haha, how about I fuckin stab you with it instead?
    Merchant (Nico): Ok, cool, can I have your sword now?
    Cornelius (Nico): How about you have this instead? spin slashes the merchant, his head popping off like a cork
  • Cornelius enamored with Maury's cooking offers him a position as a royal chef, to which Maury refuses, saying he prefers cooking more out in a wild than being cooped up in kitchen. Cornelius, angered, attacks Maury, chopping his head off, which lands in a nearby pot.
    Cornelius (Nico): Yes, three points! Looks like I'm gonna have myself a Maury stew!... which I guess is pig or something... what even was he supposed to be?
  • Mercedes isn't pleased with merchant's offhanded comment.
    Pooka: Well, well... Just let me know if there is anything you need.
    Nico: What was that "well well" for? What are you judging me for? I don't know you and you don't know me.
    Merdeces (Nico): Fuckin die peasant- wait. quits the shop menu Die peasant! shoots the pooka, his head just gone Huh, I don't know why I felt such a strong need to do that, I wasn't even that pissed at the guy, oh well.
  • Nor is she merciful.
    Gnome (Nico): Oh god, don't shoot me, spare me please, god, please, gods, spare me, just take my area map... for a low low price of 25g!
    Merdeces (Nico): You know, I should kill you for that, like I really should, I really should just kill you for selling this to me, but I respect the hustle, alright, so I'll spare you, today.
    Gnome (Nico): Oh, oh good.
    ...
    Merdeces (Nico): Oh by the way, you know how I said I would spare you?
    Gnome (Nico): Yeah?
    Merdeces (Nico): I lied.
    Gnome (Nico): NOOOO- gnome explodes from a shot
    Maury (Nico): Anyone smell toasted goblin?
    Merdeces (Nico): Nope, I don't know what you're talking about.
  • Somehow the Pooka survived the encounter with Gwendolyn (or perhaps he won't, considering this event takes place before her chapter), but now has to deal with Oswald.
    Pooka: Please don't scold at me like that. I'm just a local guide. How about a meal?
    Oswald (Nico): How about I cut your head off and eat you alive?
    Pooka (Nico): Eh, wouldn't be the first time.
    Oswald (Nico): What?
    Pooka (Nico): What?
  • Then Nico finds it funny that Oswald might actually be one of the characters who actually kills off the merchants.
    Oswald: Now that you've seen me, I can't let you live.
    Nico: Oh shit, Oswald is actually one character who kills all of the merchants, that makes a lot of sense.
    Oswald (Nico): Thanks for the free shit, dickhead... now die. tosses the blade and moves towards it, but nothing happens
    Merchant (Nico): Uh, I think I'm ok?
    Oswald (Nico): Oh shit, I missed?
    Merchant (Nico): Yeah, I think I- OOOOOOOOOH *merchant's head slides off his neck*
    Oswald (Nico): That was a weirdly delayed reaction.
  • Velvet, in contrast of the other merchants, actually doesn't want to do it at any point, however...:
    Merchant (Nico): I could charge you extra but I'm not gonna do it cause you'll probably kill me like you killed all the other merchants here.
    Velvet (Nico): I haven't killed anyone yet though.
    Merchant (Nico): Oh you will, you will it's just a matter of time, you all you crazy protagonists you always kill the merchants at some point. I'm just hoping that if I'm nice to you you won't do it to me[...] Alright cool, will you spare me then?
    Velvet (Nico): I wasn't gonna kill you, like, at all. Who the hell would kill a merchant that's so weird!
    Merchant (Nico): Yeah it is weird! That what I'm saying!
    Velvet (Nico): Anyways, if you'll excuse me.
    * throws her chain to swing from the ceiling, only for her to accidentally cut off the head of the merchant with her legs*
    Velvet (Nico): Woops.
    • And when she encounters Mori shortly after...:
    Mori (Nico): Are those blood on your shoes?
    Velvet (Nico): D-don't worry about it, d-don't ask any questions, SHUT UP AND MAKE ME AN OMELETTE DAMMIT!
    • What's even funnier is that in the mini map, you can see the head flying off on it.
• Nico ends up absolutely baffled when Gwendolyn takes a bite out of egg on toast, except rather than just eating a half of it, she ends up eating the egg by itself.
• In a fight against Beldor, he casts a debuff, which turns Mercedes into a frog. The issue is even though it locks her out of regular moveset, not only does the tongue attack still deal decent damage, Nico could essentially spam it, stunlocking the boss.
  Beldor (Nico): AH, WHAT THE THE FUCKIN SHIT unintelligible noises, falls to the ground Ahh, Jesus Christ, monkey balls...
• Mercedes breaks the curse cast upon Ingway by giving him a kiss and upon seeing his human form, clearly falls for the guy. He however has other plans.
  Ingway: Although I am able to show you my true form, I must bid you farewell.
  Mercedes: What? But, wait-!
  Ingway (Nico): Sorry, I'm gay.
  • Mercedes however cannot let go, as she sees a random frog in her castle and for a second thinks it's Ingway. The frog though also wants to ask her out.
    Mercedes: ...I'm so stupid. He's already a human. Ingway...
    Nico: This is just a normal frog, which is staring at me and sweating profusely.
    Frog (Nico): Oh my god, she's so hot, holy shit! I heard the other frog scored with her, that lucky bastard! I hope she doesn't notice my perspiration, I'm very self-conscious. Oh Jesus, where did I put the Axe body spray? I don't care if that stuff is acidic to my own skin!
• Nico ends up referring to churros as poo on a plate.
  Oswald (Nico): Thank you Monomi rabbit, I shall spare you for your delicious poo.
• Nico deliberately picks every option wrong in Armageddon the first couple times to get the bad ending out of the way first...which causes him to start Corpsing when Myris, the last survivor of sentient life, apparently calls him out on it.
  Myris (Nico): (irate, sounding like she's more exasperated than facing her own death) This is the worst ending! You didn't get a single one of the options right! Goddammit!

• Anytime Nico gets a bad ending, he dubs himself as if it was the true ending saying things like "Well yeah I mean everybody died but I think that was the perfect way to cap off this let's play!"
• Nico imagines using a Ouija board to ask if a spirit is hot. Unfortunately, he can't see because the spirit is dead.
• At some point when Richter decides to visit a house, Nico ad libs him kicking the door of the house and screaming. Only for the next episode for him to actually do that same thing when he wanted to enter Kankichiro's place.

• The "And Now Back To..." segment is Nico saying Yuma Kokohead's last name wrong, with variations such as "Kokomelon", "Krackhead", "Kockatoo", "Kough Syrup", "Kracker Barrel", "Kakarot", "Kombo Breaker!", "Krack Korn and I Don't Kare", "Komaeda Bagels ("Haha!" "Aah!")", "KAMEHAMEHA!", "C is for Cookie and that's good enough for me", "Kyoko Kirigiri", "Kuckoo for Kokoa Puffs", "Koko desu ka?", "Jamaica, ooh, I wanna take you to Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama", "Yuma Yuma Yuma Yuma Khameleon", "Yum yum in my tum tum", "Khaos Theory", "Labyrinth Delving Elite Bomb Defuser, He Who Tames the God of Darkness, Holy Great Detective Warrior of Light" ("Oh Jesus Christ...), "KHAAAAAAAN!", "Jesus Christ, this episode is nuts!", "Honey Boo Boo", "Ba da ba ba ba I'm loving it", "Yuma... Yuma...", "Duma Buma Zuma Luma Duma Ding Dong Doodle-oodle-oo Balalalalalala", "Yuma gonna give you up, Yuma gonna let you down, Yuma gonna run around and desert you, Yuma gonna make you cry, Yuma gonna say goodbye, Yuma gonna turn around and hurt you", "Kannibal", "...Wait... Yuma is—", and finally "Kokohead" ("Oh my god, finally!").
• When Yuma was feeling nauceous after drinking the coffee, he goes to talk to Pucci Lavmin and Nico dubs how that one time where they almost touched hands was cute and if she wanted to hang out sometime... only for him to actually be talking to Zange Eraser (an old man), confused why Yuma was hitting on him.
• Nico being in constant denial over everyone who died in the Chapter 0, to the point where he believes that Yuma's actually in some sort of dream sequence.
• After Shinigami posseses the deceased priest (being killed alongside the worshipper because the mystery labyrinth found them guilty of the nailman killings) to admit his culpability to Peacekeeper Seth, Nico adlibbs in on this already funny moment:
  Nico: It would be really funny if he goes-
  Nico!Priest: Isn't that right worshipper guy? *Blegh*
  Nico: And then he falls back down, and then worshipper gets up-
  Nico!Worshipper: Yes! That's right priest man who I also heard while laying there lifelessly, you are correct! I am in fact the copycat killer! Mhm, what do you think of that priest guy? *Blegh*
  Nico!Priest: I think that was undoubtedly so, yes! Well anyways we're both gonna continue being dead, you do your thing and uh, yeah we'll be uhhh, dead! *Blegh*
• Nico admits that he's vaguely terrified by Fubuki's sheer ditziness, questioning how she even remembers to dress herself.
• When Shinigami claims Yuma is growing closer to people during the memory segments, Nico constantly denies it.
• Monokuma makes a few cameos in the series, angry at Shinigami for stealing his status as a mascot character:
  • When Nico finds his first Memory Shard, Monokuma furious exclaims that Shinigami is infringing on his copyright, as he had a patent pending for collectible mascot figurines... until he realizes it was pending and over 8 years ago, so there's not much he can do, but he exclaims it will fall through one day and runs off to call his lawyer.
  • When Shinigami fiddles with a martini glass, Monokuma goes on a rant about her constantly stealing his shticks; once he leaves, Shinigami cheerfully tells Yuma that she didn't hear anything.
• Nico is baffled when the little boy is randomly included as a potential suspect, and his unnerving silence leaves Nico wondering if he missed something important.
• When first meeting Kurumi in Episode 11, he immediately reacts to her looking like Chiaki (and Pucci, to an extent).
  • Shortly after that, he freaks out a little when Yuma insists he doesn't stare at women's breasts "that often".
• When Yuma has to disguise as Kurane during Chapter 2's Investigation:
  Kurane (Yuma): So there's something that's bothering me.
  Nico!Costume Girl: No, I am NOT a lesbian!
  Nico!Kurane: What?
  Nico!Costume Girl: What?
• Earlier, when Yuma is disguised as Yoshiko:
  Lighting Staff: May we... finally have that sleepover?
  Yoshiko (Yuma): Th-There's something I need to do right now, maybe another time.
  Nico!Lighting Staff: Can I lick your ear again?
  Nico!Yoshiko: No. And, wait. There was a first time?!
• When the witch-burning is revealed in the Second Mystery Labyrinth:
  Nico: (sees Kurumi on the pyre) Chiaki, NO- Oh wait, that's Kurumi, never mind, we're fine. I mean, NO! Kurumi NO!
• When first choosing a suspect for the second chapter, Nico notes it would be hilarious if the little boy from the previous case was there as well. Sai even edits the boy into the shot.
  Nico!Boy: What the heck am I doing here?
• While talking to the teacher that Desuhiko was disguised as in Chapter 2, asking why she was hearing about another her walking around the school, Himiko Yumeno appears when Nico notices that one of the options was "It was magic" (read in her voice), leading to a funny adlib:
  Nico: Himiko get outta here! You're not important anymore!
  Nico!Himiko: Magic will always be important! Now I'm off! Huzzah! (A puff of smoke appears while she's still there) *cough cough cough* Uhh, just imagine I disappeared there...
• Nico loses it when Fubuki drops her 'dummy thicc' line. He promptly declares it the funniest line in the game.
• In Chapter 4, when Yuma, Desuhiko, and Fubuki contact Dr. Huesca to check on his safety:
  Dr. Huesca: Don't tell me this so-called first-rate hitman was captured by Peacekeepers.
  Nico!Dr. Huesca: Those guys are pathetic; they can't fucking do anything right. Though I did see one earlier that had a really fat ass! Damn, hot ass Peacekeeper! We definitely need to increase that one's pay!
  Nico!Fubuki: Hmm, I wonder who that could be.
• Later, when Fubuki rewinds time during the Ama-Pal segment, she displays a... questionable expression.
  Nico!Fubuki: I am getting what they call an "ahegao" face, whatever that means!
  Nico!Yuma: Fubuki, where did you hear that from?
  Nico!Fubuki: The same servants that called me "dummy thicc" before.
  Nico!Yuma: Oh...I think you might need new staff.
• Martina’s insisting on adding her sex life with Yomi as part of her insider information about Yomi, even though Makoto keeps telling her he doesn’t need to hear all that.
• Yuma steels himself to further explore the creepy factory, only to start running away and yell that he's done with all this... cut to Yuma still standing in the hallway, bemoaning that he's not smart enough to actually do that.
• Nico is at first incredulous at the pink blood not being normal in the setting, going on a brief tangent to question why in the world Yuma never once commented on it... only for the story to then immediately explain why Yuma and everyone else in the setting were ignoring that obviously not normal blood coloring.
• Nico's Ultimate Bullshit strikes again in Fubuki's final Gumshoe Gab segment, as he acts out a gag about Fubuki inexplicably wanting to make out with Yuma. Lo and behold...
  Fubuki: Yuma, I believe I may be in love with you, romantically.
  Nico: What!!

• Because Nico's first episode got demonetized by Youtube, Nico decided to call Youtube out as this playthrough's intro.
  Nico: And now back to being demonetized...
• During the first chapter, Nico keeps getting caught off guard by all the minor jumpscares inside H Elementary.
  • The jumpscares return in Chapter 5's underground shelter. During one of the jumpscares, Nico made fun of it by describing it as a "Where's Wally?" scenario. The spirit in the jumpscare even received Wally's hat to boot.
• Early in the playthrough, Nico is surprised by how much horniness is involved in the game (naked female victims in suggestive positions). Because of that, he said that someone accurately compares Death Mark to Corpse Party in the best and worst way possible.
  Nico: I'm playing through the spooky scary stuff with the ghost trying to kill me and it's oh so violent and I'm like: "Oh man, it's just like Corpse Party!" And then the part with all the horny stuff start happening and then my reaction is: "Oh... It's just like Corpse Party..." Hahahaha! Very accurate.
• During Yashiki's stay in Kujuo manor, Mary grew increasingly frustrated over all the chocolates Yashiki orders from her to eat. She complains that Yashiki eats way too many chocolates, and way too frequently, and she has to be the one to pay for it all.
• When the group got a road trip H Shrine with Mary, Mary became a nuisance. Hitting on Yashiki to Nico's discomfort, asking the bathroom while driving, and telling the Rabbit Yashiki thinks he's cute. Yashiki drops Mary when they return.
• During Chapter 2, Nico called Christie useless and didn't bother using her during the investigation. As a result, he hit a roadblock with a possessed bush that hates men. One of Yashiki's solutions to this is to use up all his bullets to shoot the bush. Unsurprisingly, it didn't work.
• Yashiki freaks out over how Towako's past school life casually involves dead bodies.
• Yashiki also freaks out when facing a talking deer head saying that life's a pain.
• If Hiroo got a fanservice scene in DLC, Banshee should right? Unfortunately, Banshee only got webbed by Red Riding Hood and didn't get to show off, to Banshee's annoyance.

• As this is his first Fate installment, he opens each episode declaring "And Now Back To feeding my new addiction."
• Due to Nico being new to the franchise, he compared himself to Iori, as both of these men have zero idea on what is going on at the start of the game.
• Not knowing about Musashi's backstory from Fate/Grand Order, Nico initially thought that after Iori's Musashi died, he came Back from the Dead as a "sexy anime waifu". This promptly caused Nico to state that Saber can be anybody, such as Edgar Allan Poe. Then, when it was explained that this version of Musashi was actually an Alternate Self to Iori's Musashi, Nico got even more confused, and called that explanation something that Tetsuya Nomura would come-up with.
• "Christopher Columbus dies and comes back as the biggest thickest bitch ever, but unfortunately, he's still horrendously racist." Made even funnier when you consider that 1. FGO!Columbus is a Hate Sink, and 2. He's a creepy-looking old man who averts the usual Historical Beauty Update trope.
• Nico's reaction to first seeing Tamamo Aria, as he was clearly not expecting a non-human-looking servant in this game.
  • Even funnier, when Nico was trying to guess her name, he guessed that she was either the reincarnation of "What Does The Fox Say?", or Joan of Arc without being aware that the latter had already shown up.
  • He questions why she keeps bobbing her head, concluding she must be listening to relaxing music... before cutting to loud death metal rock playing in her head.
  • He's also uncomfortable with how Saber and Codex seem to be shipping Iori with the childlike Servant.
• He opens episode five by sharing his guesses on who 'Boss' might be. Failed guesses include King Henry VIII, Julius Caesar, King Arthur, Genghis Kahn, Jesus, a Rule 63 Queen Elizabeth I, Moses, Pontius Pilate, GOD, Alexander the Great, King Tut, and (once told the character appeared in Final Fantasy) Cid. Eventually, he finally works out it's Gilgamesh.
• His increasing frustration at Aria not actually joining his party, and Saber shipping her with Iori.
• He opens episode nine by acknowledging his Odin mistake in the previous episode, and asks his editor to keep anymore boneheaded comments out of the video. The editor (in comments on the screen) admits that he usually does, but left that one in because of how humorous it was.
• Nico really wants Rogue Saber to join his party. And to say that he was disappointed when the latter leaves after a quick team up in episode 14 would be an understatement.
  (After the battle is over.)
  Nico: Please. Please don't go. Please stay. Stay with me.
  (Rogue Saber leaves after a quick farewell)
  Nico:Nooo… Why… WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO MAKE YOU LOVE ME?!
• In episode 16, Nico gets his first ending for the game... the joke ending where Iori and Saber become Gilgamesh's vassals. His surprised and incredulous response is understandable.
  • He then tries to play it off like the actual ending, while relieved that Aria can't go after him anymore.
    Aria: (pops up smiling mischievously) No, I can still hurt you.
    Nico: AH! Never mind, go back!

• After cornering Croco, Nico adlibs the bandit pulling out a gun to (fail at) shooting Mallow. Mallow attributes the bullet passing through him to being a frog.
• The Booster Hill rant. While looking for hidden treasure, Nico gets annoyed that the hidden treasure wasn't placed in the center of a perfectly square hill, saying it would be the perfect place for it. The moment Nico asks about the purpose of the hill, he jumps onto a plant and hits the secret chest above it, eliciting a single "oh" after a long pause. As Nico walks away, the camera silently zooms in on the Signal Ring message before Nico's scream as he realizes there's another hidden chest.
• Mario's argument with the Carrobosis hiding in a hole.

  Nico!Mario: (Beat) Dude, I see you over there.
  Carrobosis: No you don't!
  Nico!Mario: Yes I do. I see you, you're right there.
  Carrobosis: No, no. You uhh- you don't see anything. I'm just a- I'm just a rock.
  Nico!Mario: Dude you can't get away with that, alright? You can't get away with the like, the plants calling themselves plants. You're not a rock! You're a weird spike guy.
  Carrobosis: Nope, no I'm not.
  Nico!Mario: Yes you are.
  Carrobosis: Nope, no I'm not.
  Nico!Mario: Yes you are!
  Carrobosis: You're a rock.
  Nico!Mario: NO I'M NOT A ROCK! YOU'RE A ROCK! I mean- uh- Dammit, I'm confused now!

• Nico's reaction to when Booster's password ends up being "NicoB". He was silent for almost a minute, going to the Switch home page and hovering over the "Delete Game" button before declaring the game to be haunted.