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Abduction – Taylor Lautner! At a radio Station! (too sick to go to the premiere!)
Absolutely Fabulous (The) Movie - Lumley! Saunders! Moss! Minogue!
Accountant, The (2016) - Affleck! Kendrick!
Aeronauts, The (2019) - Redmayne! Jones! Harper!
African Cats – The Directors! Will & Kate!
Aftermath, The (2019) - Meh. Knightley’n’Skarsgad’Clarke. Meh.
Aladdin (2019) - Smith! Scott! Massoud! Kenzari! Ritchie!
Alice In Wonderland (2010) – Burton! Bonham-Carter! Hathaway! – not a lot of Depp!
Alice Through The Looking Glass - Depp! Wasikowska! Sacha Baron Cohen!
Alien Covenant (2017) - Fassbender! Waterstone! Crudup! McBride!
Alita : Battle Angel - Rodriguez! Cameron! Salazar! Connelly! Waltz!
Allelujah (2022) - Dench! Saunders! Bradley! Akele!
Allied (2016) - Pitt! Cotillard! Zemeckis!
A Million Days (2023) - subpar Frightfest effort - sorry!
American Honey - Andrea Arnold! Sasha Lane!
American Mary – Soska! Soska! Isabelle!
An Inconvenient Sequel : Truth to Power - Al Gore!
American Pie 4 aka American Reunion – Biggs! Levi! Suvari!
Amsterdam (2022) - David O.Russell! Bale! Robbie! Malek! Riseborough!
Anchorman2 – Ferrell! Carell! Rudd! Apatow! Applegate!
Anonymous – Emmerich! Ifans! Thewlis!
Another Mother's Son (2017) - Keating! Seagrove! And a #1 Wristband!
Antiviral (2012) - Sarah Gadon! Brandon Cronenberg!
AntMan - Paul Rudd! Michael Douglas! Michael Pena!
Aquaman (2018) - Momoa! Heard! Wilson! Lundgren! Wan!
Argo – Ben Affleck! Bryan Cranston! John Goodman!
Arrival (2016) - Adams! Renner!
Arthur Christmas – Nighy! Park! A billionaire’s daughter!
Assassination Nation (2018) - Nef! Randoms!
Asteroid City (2023) - Wes Anderson! (Q&A, one photo journal)
Australia – Kidman! Jackman! Luhrman!
Avatar – James Cameron! In Colour! In Widescreen!
Avengers – Downey Jnr! Johansson! Hiddleston! Hemsworth!
Avengers - Age of Ultron - Downey Jnr! Johansson! Hemsworth! Evans!
Avengers - Infinity War - Closed event. Went to Olivers instead. F.U. Marvel.
Avengers - Endgame - “Fan Screning” - F.U. Marvel.
Await Further Instructions (2018) - Weston! Gittins! Saddler! Naik! (….who?)

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Baby Driver (2017) - Elgort! James! Wright! Spacey! Jones! Hamm!
Bad Education (2015) - Whitehall! Irvine! Randomness!
BAFTAs 2010 - featuring RPatz, and KStewz!
BAFTAs 2012 – featuring Pitt, Clooney and Streep!
BAFTAs 2013 – featuring Clooney! Lawrence! Affleck! Cooper!
BAFTAs 2014 – featuring Brangelina! DiCaprio! Mirren! McQueen! Cuaron!
BAFTAs 2015 - feat. Loki! Captain America! Superman! 2xHulks! Dr Strange!
BAFTAs 2016 - featuring DiCaprio! Inarritu! Winslet! Vikander!
BAFTAs 2017 - featuring Emma Stone! Casey Affleck! Viola Davis!
BAFTAs 2018 - 509th in a ‘random’ queue for 500 wristbands. F**k you, Bafta.
BAFTAs 2019 - 5 short of getting in. But I stayed. (Malek! Yeoh! Driver! Chalamet!)
BAFTAs 2020 - Tarantino! DeNiro! Robbie! Theron! Joon-Ho! From Outside! Again!
BAFTAs 2021 - OMG they took place and photographed a bit of it
BAFTAs 2022 - I still don’t want to talk about it.
BAFTAs 2023 - Once more outside the breach! Curtis! DeArmas! Blanchett!
Ballad of Buster Scruggs, The - Coen! Coen! (just!) Kazan! Melling!
Banshees of Inisherin (2022) - Farrell! Gleeson! McDonagh!
Bat Out Of Hell - The Musical - Meatloaf! The Cast! Street Concert!
Batman(The) (2022) - R-Patz! Kravitz! Dano! Reeves!
Batman v Superman: DoJ (2016) - Cavill! Affleck! Gadot! Snyder(s)! Adams! Eisenberg!
Battle of the Sexes (2017) - Stone! Riseborough! Shue! The Real Billie Jean King!
The Beatles : Eight Days A Week - Paul! Ringo! Yoko!
Beautiful Boy (2018) - Chalamet! Carell! Van Groeningen!
Beautiful Day in the Neighbourhood, A - Heller! Taccone! Judgemental passersby!
Beauty & The Beast (2017) - Watson! Evans! McKellen! Blurry! Through Glass!
Bees Make Honey (2017) - Eve! Eve! Corfield! Scolding! Jeremiah!
Before We Was We (2021) - not a premiere, but a setup for a fake premiere?
Begin Again – Knightley! Ruffalo! Corden!
Belfast (2021) - Branagh! Dornan! Dench! Balfe! Hinds!
Belle – Mbatha-Raw! Gadon! Felton! Wilkinson!
Benedetta (2021) - only Virginie Efira!
Benediction (2021) - Lowden! Capaldi (kind of!)
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel – Dench! Patel! Wilkinson!
The (Second) Best Exotic Marigold Hotel - Dench! Smith! Charles and Camilla!
BFG, The - Spielberg!! Rylance! Hall! Spall! Wilton! ( ... Spielberg!!!)
BFI Luminous Gala 2015 - Hiddleston! Coleman! Joan Collins!
BFI Luminous Gala 2017 - Irons! Luhrman! Swinton!
BFI Luminous Gala 2019 - Egerton! Gilliam! Wheatley! Wright! Arterton!
BFI Luminous Gala 2022 - Rebel Wilson! Lily James! Tilda Swinton!
Big Shark (2023) - Tommy Wiseau! Erica Gillheeney!
Bikeriders, The (LFF 2023) - No Comer! No Hardy! No Butler! No Shannon!
Birds of Prey (etc) (2020) - Robbie! Winstead! Smollett-Bell! Yan!
Black 47 (2018) - Broadbent! Frecheville! Dunford! Lily James!
Black Adam (2022) - Johnson! Brosnan! Shahi! Hodges!
Black Mass (2015) - Depp vs Cumberbatch!
Black Panther - A European Premiere? I have no idea what you're talking about.
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever - Nyong’o! Coogler! Wright! Huerta! Coel! Duke!
Black Site (2018) - Paton! Johnson! ... my personal brand of incompetence!
Bleed for this (2016) - Teller! Hinds! Eckhart! Younger!
Blinded by the Light (2019) - Chadha! Kalra! Ganatra!
Blood (2012) – Bettany! Tapper! No Vampires!
Blue Story (2019) - Rapman! And Cast!
Blue Jasmine – Cate Blanchett! Sally Hawkins!
Blur – No Distance Left To Run – The Guys from Blur!
The Boat that Rocked – McCartney! Halliwell!.. even some of the Cast showed up!
Bohemian Rhapsody (2018) - Malek! Boynton! Myers! … May! Taylor!
Bones and All (2022) - Chalamet! CHALAMET!! CHALAMEEEEEET!!!!
Book of Clarence (LFF 2023) - Jeymes! not Sy! and not Stanfield! nor Cumberbatch!
Breathe (2017) - Serkis! Foy! Garfield!
Bright Star – Jane Campion! Boris Johnson when he was still mayor!
Brooklyn (2015) - Soairse Ronan! Also... I don't care much!
Bruno – …Bruno!
Building Jerusalem (documentary) - Wilkinson... Dawson... Johnson...
Bula Quo – Status Quo! Laura Aikman! Craig Fairbrass!
Bullet Train (2022) - Pitt! Taylor-Johnson! Tyree-Henry! Leitch!
Burnt (2015) - Cooper! Miller! Bruhl! Sy!
Bypass (BFI LFF) - Spencer! Mackay! Hopkins! (who? who? and who?)
A Bunch of Amateurs- Royal Screening – HRH Queen Elizabeth II attended!!

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Cain Hill (2017) - Alex Zane! Gene Fallaize! Tony Cook (I think!)
Call of Duty : Modern Warfare 2 - I don't know who these people are!
Can You Ever Forgive Me? (2018) - McCarthy! E.Grant!
Captain America : The Winter Soldier – Evans! Johanssson! SLJackson!
Captain America : Civil War - Evans! RDJ! Olsen! Russos! Stan! Bettany! Renner!
Captain Marvel - Larson! Chan! SLJackson! Law!
Captain Phillips – Tom Hanks! Paul Greengrass!
Carol (2015) - Blanchett! Mara! Haynes!
Cars2 – Caine! Isaacs! Lasseter!
Catherine Called Birdy (2022) - Dunham! Ramsey! Scott! Renaux! Alwyn!
Catherine the Great (TV) - Mirren! Clarke! McKee! McNally!
Charlie St Cloud - Zac Efron! In Australia!
Charlie’s Angels (2019)- K-Stewz! E-Bankz! N-Scottz! E-Balz!
Chicken Run 2: Dawn of the Nugget (LFF 2023) - Fell! Park! Lord! Model Chickens!
Children Act, The (2018) - Thompson! Whitehead! Eyre! McEwan!
Christopher Robin (2018) - McGregor! Atwell! Forster! Cummings!
Chloe (2009) – Moore! Seyfried! Reitman!
Cinderella (2015) - Lily James! Richard Madden!
Class of 92 – Beckham! Five other ManU players! Two-fifths of OneDirection!
Cloud Atlas – Wachowskis! Tykwer! Whishaw! Sturgess!
Cobweb (LFF 2023) - Kim Jee-Woon (only!)
Colette (2018) - Tomlinson! Knightley! Gough! West!
Come to Daddy (2019) - Smiley! Timpson! Frightfest!
Confessions of a Shopaholic – Fisher! Bruckheimer!
Control (2023) - Metcalfe! Kemball! The Genesis Cinema and its phonebox!!
The Counselor – Ridley Scott! JBardem! MFassbender! PCruz!
Cowboys & Aliens – Han Solo! James Bond! The Girl From Tron2!
Crawl (2019) - Scodelario! Aja! Frightfest!
Creation – Bettany: Yes! Connelly: No! Cumberbatch: Yes!
Creed II - Michael B Jordan! Tessa Thompson! Dolph Lundgren!
Creed III - Michael B Jordan! Tessa Thompson! Jonathan Majors!
Criminal (2016) - Costner! Molla!
Crossfire Hurricane – The Rolling Stones! Mick! Keith! Ronnie! Charlie!
Crown, the (2016) (Netflix Series) - Foy! Smith! Kirby! Daldy! Corgi!
Crown, the (2017) (Netflix Series2) - Foy! Smith! Kirby! Corgis!
Crown, the (2019) (Netflix Series3) - Colman! Bonham-Carter! (no Corgis?!)
Crown, the (2022) (Netflix Series5) - Debicki! Pryce! Williams! (again no Corgis?)
Crown, the (2023) (Netflix Series6) - Debicki! West! Manville! Doherty!
Cult of Chucky, The (Frightfest "World" "Premiere") - Tilly! Hodder!

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Dad's Army - Gambon! Zeta-Jones! Courtenay!
Daddy's Home - Wahlberg! Ferrell!
Daddy's Home2 - Wahlberg! Ferrell! Lithgow! Gibson!
Dallas Buyers Club – Matthew McConaughey! Jared Leto!
The Damned United – Broadbent! Sheen!
A Dangerous Method – Fassbender! Knightley! Mortenson!
The Danish Girl - Redmayne! Vikander! Shoenaerts! Hooper!
Dark Glasses (2022) - Frightfest! Dario Argento!
The Dark Knight – Bale! Caine! Eckhart! Gyllenhall! All kind of!
The Dark Knight Rises – Nolan! Bale! Hardy! Freeman! Hathaway! Cotillard! Gordon-Levitt!
Dark Light (2019) - Padraig Reynolds! Madsen! Clifford! Brody! Meredith!
Dark Shadows – Depp! Burton! Bonham Carter! Pfeiffer! etc!
Darkest Hour (2017) - Oldman! Scott-Thomas! Lily James! Wright!
Darlin’ (2019) - McIntosh! Canny!
Dawn Breaks Behind The Eyes (2021) - Frightfest!
Dead Man Running – 50 Cent! Rio Ferdinand!
The Debt – Mirren! Wilkinson! Firth!
Decision to Leave (2022) - Park Chan-wook! Park Hae-il!
Deepwater Horizon (2016) - Wahlberg! Peter Berg! Michael Bay! Shane Warne!?
The Deep Blue Sea – Hiddleston! No Sharks!
Defiance – Craig! Liev! .. and the other guy!
Demons Never Die – Who? What? Who?
The Descendants – Clooney! yes, Again! Also Woodley!
Destination : Dewsbury (2019) - Cast! Crew!
Detroit (2017) - Bigelow! Boyega! Poulter! Reynor!
The Devil’s Double – Cooper! Sagnier! (No Carpet?)
Diana – Watts! Hirschbiegel!
The Dictator – General Admiral Aladeen of Wadiya!
Did you hear about the Morgans – Jessica Parker! Grant! Hurley!?
Die Hard (5) A Good Day to Die Hard – Willis! Courtney! Koch!
Dinosaur Zoo 7 (aka Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom) - no stars, just a statue. sigh.
The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby : Them (2014) - McAvoy! Duff! Benson!
Divergent – Woodley! James! Winslet! Roth!
Django Unchained – QTarantino! SLJackson! JFoxx! CWaltz!
Doctor Jekyll (2023) - Izzard! Chambers! Duncan!
Doctor Strange (2016) - Cumberbatch! Swinton! Mikkelsen! Through Glass! Sorry!
Doctor Who s8 Launch - Capaldi! Coleman! Photographed from a Stairwell!
Dolittle (2020) - Downey Jr! Holland! Thompson! Laniado!
Downsizing (2017) - Waltz! Payne! The Swingles (?) !
Downton Abbey (2019 movie) - Dockery! McGovern! Bonneville! Everyone Else!
Drinking Buddies – Kendrick! Swanberg!
Driven (2019) - Dillard! Payne! Frightfest!
Dumbo (2019) - Green! Farrell! Burton! Devito!
DUNE - part 1 (2021) - Chalamet! Zendaya! Momoa! Ferguson! Villeneuve!
Dungeons & Dragons (2023) - Pine! Rodriguez! Grant! Smith!
Dunkirk (2017) - Nolan! Styles! Hardy! Rylance! Murphy!
Duplicity – Julia Roberts! Clive Owen!
Dying Laughing (2017) - Toogood! Whitehouse! Thomson! .. and later Beavan!

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Edge of Tomorrow – Cruise! Blunt! Liman!
Eddie the Eagle - Jackman! Egerton! Barlow!
Edge (,The) (cricket documentary) - Just the director!
An Education – Thompson! Mulligan!
Effie Gray - Fanning! Cardinale! Sienna Miller!
Elemental (2023) - Pixar! Sohn! Lewis! Athie!
Elle (2016) - Verhoeven! Huppert!
Elvis (2022) - Luhrman! Martin! Butler! DeJonge! Yola!
Emily (2022 ) - Mackey! Jackson-Cohen! Dowling! O’Connor! Whitehead!
Empire of Light (2022) - Colman! Mendes! Ward! Firth! Deakins!
End We Start From (LFF 2023) - sigh. No Comer, No Strong, No Waterston
Entourage (2015) - Ari! Vinnie! E! Drama! Turtle!
Eternal Daughter, The (2022) - Swinton! Hogg! Davies! Mydell!
Eternals, The - Chan! Jolie! Madden! Harrington! Zhao! Fuck you Pace Prestige!
Everybody’s Talking About Jamie (2021) - Harwood! Gulati! Patel! Grant!
The Expendables 2 – Sly! Arnie! JCVD! Statham!
The Expendables 3 - Sly! Statham! Banderas! Snipes!
Evie (2021) - Frightfest!
Exodus : Gods and Kings (2014) - Sir Ridley! Bale! Valverde! Edgerton!
Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil, and Vile - Efron! Collins!
Eye in the Sky - Mirren! Firth! Glen!

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Fanatical (2019) - … The Troxy! Occasional Guests!
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rowling! Redmayne! Waterston! Yates!
Fantastic Beasts the Crimes of Grindelwald - Rowling! Redmayne! Depp! Law!
Fantastic Beasts the Secrets of Dumbledore - f**k you. and the movie sucks.
The Fantastic Mr Fox – Clooney! Murray! Anderson! … Cindy Crawford??
Far From The Madding Crowd - Mulligan! Shoenaerts! Vinterberg!
Fast and Furious (the 4th one) - Walker! Brewster! Rodriguez! Vin Diesel!
Fate of the Furious (?) (the 8th one) - Diesel! Theron! in Berlin!
Fast & Furious : Hobbs & Shaw - Statham! Elba! Kirby! Mirren!
Fear - Dario Argento Screentalk and Autobiography signing at Frightfest!
Ferrari (2023) - Driver! Cruz! Woodley! Dempsey! Mann!
Festival, The - Ben Wheatley! Colin Trevorrow! Had nothing to do with the movie!
Fifty Shades of Grey (2015) - Dornan! Johnson! Taylor-Johnson! EL James!
Fifty Shades Darker (2017) - Dornan! Johnson! EL James!
Film Stars Don't Die In Liverpool - Bell! Benning! Costello! Kate Mara bonus!
Filth – McAvoy! Welsh! Poots! Froggatt!
Final Fantasy XV - Kingsglaive - something! (but not much more than nothing!)
Final Score (2018) - I have no idea what you're talking about!
Finding Dory (2016) - DeGeneres! De Rossi! Stanton! West!
Flight – RZemeckis! DWashington! KReilly!
Florence Foster Jenkins - Streep! Grant! Ferguson! Frears!
Florida Project, The (2017) - Baker! Prince! Cotto! Vinaite!
Focus (2015) - Will Smith! Margot Robbie!
Foe (LFF 2023) - No Paul Mescal! No Saoirse Ronan! Thanks SAG-Aftra/ Equity!
Followers (2021) - Frightfest!
For We Are Many - Vince! Brewster! Frightfest!
Ford v Ferrari (aka ‘Le Mans 66’) - Mangold! Balfe!
Foxcatcher (2014) - Carrell! Miller! Redgrave!
Frankenweenie – Burton! Bonham Carter! Landau! Short!
Free Fire (2016) - Hammer! Murphy! Copley! Riley! Smiley! Ceesay! Wheatley!
French Dispatch, The (2021) - Revolori! Park! Friend! MURRAY!
Front Runner, The - Jason Reitman! Jason Reitman’s Hair! Alfonso Cuaron bonus!
Frozen II - Menzel! Groff! Gad! Lee! (Links to youtube ‘Let It Go’ cover versions!)
Fury - Brad Pitt! Shia! Lerman! Bernthal! Ayer!

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Gambit (2012) – Firth! Diaz! Rickman!
Game of Thrones s5 World Premiere - Awesome location, subpar views!
Ginger and Rosa! - Elle Fanning!
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo – DCraig! RMara!
Give Them Wings (2022) - Cronin! Context! Composition!
Glass Onion (2022) - Johnson! Craig! Bautista! Monae! Hudson! Norton!
Glorious 39 – Dr Who! Girl with Spiky Hair! Davey Jones!
Gloves Off (2017) - Premiere in 2018! Ford! Nesbit! Moore!
Gods of their Own Religion (2023) - Well, I was there (where were you?)
Good Nurse, The (2022) - Chastain! Redmayne!
Goodbye Christopher Robin (2017) - Gleeson! Robbie! Curtis!
The Golem (2018) - Paz! and Paz!
Good Omens (2019) - Tennant! Sheen! Gaiman! Arjona! Richardson! Cox!
GQ Awards 2011 – Charlize! Kylie!
GQ Awards 2012 – Kylie! Bellucci!
GQ Awards 2013 – Brand! Eve! Douglas!
GQ Awards 2014 - Cumberbatch! KKardashian? LLohan?
GQ Awards 2015 - Sam Smith! Emilia Clarke! SL Jackson!
GQ Awards 2017 - Hamill! Dormer! Different Venue!
GQ Awards 2018 - McGowan! Hiddleston! Hemsworth! Zendaya! Goldblum!
GQ Awards 2019 - Kylie! Kidman! Beckham (V!), Beckahm (D!)
GQ Awards 2021 - Elba! Sheeran! Goulding! Westwood! Stormzy!
GQ Awards 2023 - Who? and… who? and…… who?
Gravity – Cuaron! Bullock!
Great Expectations (2012) – BonhamCarter! Fieness! Coltrane! Irvine!
Greatest Days (2023) - Take That! (Gary! Mark! Howard!)
Greed (2019) - Coogan! Winterbottom! a 13 photo journal in near darkness!
Green Inferno, The - Eli Roth! Lorenza Izzo!
Grimsby (2016) - Grimsby! Isla Fisher! Mark Strong!
Guardians of the Galaxy - Pratt! Gunn! Saldana! Gillan! Vin Diesel in Moonboots!
Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society, The (2018) - Lily James! JB Findlay!
Gunman, The (2015) - Elba! Winstone! Penn and Charlize..

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Haider - Shahid Kapoor! Vishal Bhardwaj! My Ignorance of Foreign Cinema!
Half of a Yellow Sun (BFI LFF) - Ejiofor! Ceesay! Bandele! Lost for 4 years!
Hampstead - Gleeson! Davis! Watkins!
Hancock – Charlize Theron. Will Smith. Enough Said
The Hangover – Heather Graham! And some guys!
The Hangover III - Cooper! Graham! Helms! Jeong! Bartha! Galifianakis!
Happy Feet 2 – Robin Wiliams! Elijah Wood! George Miller!
Harbinger (2022) - Frightfest!
Harder they Fall, The (2021) - IElba! RKing! RJCyler! Jay-Z!
Harry Brown : Michael Caine!
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince – Rowling! Radcliffe! Watson! Grint!
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 – Rowling! Radcliffe! Watson! Pretty much everyone!!
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child (theatre) - JK Rowling! John Tiffany!
The Hateful Eight - Tarantino! Kurt Russell! Tim Roth! Ennio Moriccone!!
Haunted Mansion, The - No stars attended - it’s a SAG-AFTRA strike, baby.
Hawkeye (Marvel’s Hawkeye) - Renner! Steinfeld! 2 pints beforehand!
The Heat – Bullock! Feig! Dormer!
Hector and the Search for Happiness (Apple Event) - Simon Pegg! Peter Chelsom!
High-Rise - Tom Hiddleston! Sienna Miller! Sienna Guillory! Elisabeth Moss!
Hitchcock (2012) – Hopkins! Mirren!
Hitsville : The Making of Motown - 2x Turners! and Teri Hatcher (obviously!)
Hit Man (LFF 2023) - Linklater! But no Powell! and no Arjona!)
The Hobbit : Batle of the Five Armies - Jackson! McKellen! Freeman! Armitage! Cumberbatch!
Holdovers, the (LFF 2023) - Payne, but not Giamatti, means Pain.
Hologram for the King - Hanks! Tykwer! Choudhury!
Hope Gap (2019) - Benning! Nicholson! (not the one you’re thinking of/hoping!)
Horns (2014) - Daniel Radcliffe! Juno Temple!
Horrible Bosses – Aniston! Bateman! Men with Beards!
Horrible Bosses 2 - Aniston! Bateman! Day! Sudeikis! .. and Wilde!
Horrible Histories : Rotten Romans - Davis! Whitehouse! The Other Will Smith!
Horrid Henry – three-fifths of Girls Aloud!
House of Gucci (2021) - Gaga! Driver! Hayek! Leto!
How to be Single - Johnson! Brie! Wilson! Mann!
How To Kill Monsters (2023) - Frightfest! Craine! Tiamatakorn! Dennis!
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People – Pegg! Anderson….Serkiss?!
Hugo in 3D – Scorsese! Moretz! Charles! Camilla!
Hummingbird – Jason Statham! Rosie H-W! Others!
The Hunger Games – Lawrence! Hemsworth! Other Hemsworth!
The Hunger Games Catching Fire – Lawrence! Hemsworth! Hutcherson! Banks!
The Hunger Games Mockingjay part1 - Lawrence! Banks! Hemsworth! Humanity!
The Hunger Games Mockingjay part2 / Tributen von Panem - BERLIN - Lawrence! Hutcherson! Hemsworth!
The Hunger Games The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes - Zegler! Blyth! Schafer!
Hunt for the Wilderpeople (2016) - Neill! Dennison! Neeson!
Hurricane - Martini (not that kind!) Blair (not that one!) Gibson (no, not that one!)
Hyde Park on Hudson (2012) - Bill Murray!

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I am Bolt - Usain Bolt!
I Give It A Year – Byrne! Baker! Driver!
I, Daniel Blake (2016) - Ken Loach! Dave Johns! Hayley Squires!
I, Tonya (2018) - Robbie! Janney! Gillespie!
The Ides of March – Clooney! Seymour Hoffman!
ill Manors – Plan B! And Guests!
The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus – Gilliam! Cole! Garfield! Troyer!
Imitation Game - Cumberbatch! Knightley! Dance! Strong!
The Impossible (2012) - Naomi Watts! Ewan McGregor!
In The Heart of the Sea - Hemsworth! Murphy! Howard! Holland!
In Time – Timberlake! Seyfried! CMurphy!
Inbetweeners 2 - The Cast of The Inbetweeners!
Inconvenient Sequel : Truth to Power (2017) - Al Gore!
Incredibles 2 - SLJackson! HHunter!
Independence Day Resurgence - Train Unveiling! Golblum! Emmerich! Hemsworth!
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny - Ford! Mikkelsen! Davies! Bridge! Mangold!
Inglourious Basterds – Tarantino! Waltz! Kruger! (Campbell? Rourke?)
Inna De Yard (2019) - Webber! Jah9! MacAnuff! Horrific Jamaican Accents by Me!
Inside Out (2015) - Amy Poehler! John Ratzenberger!
Insurgent (Apple Store) - Theo! Shailene!
Insurgent (World Premiere) - Theo! Shailene! Roth!
Intent2 : The Come Up, the - Guests! Attendees! In monochrome!
Interlude in Prague - Charlotte Peters! Samantha Barks! People!
Intern, The (2015) - De Niro! Hathaway!
Interstellar - Nolan! McConaughey! Chastain! Hathaway! Caine!
Invictus- Clint Eastwood! Morgan Freeman! Maaaaatt Daaaaamon!
The Invisible Woman – Fiennes! Rickman! Scott Thomas!
Irishman, The (2019) - Pacino!! DeNiro!! Scorsese!!
Iron Man 3 – DowneyJnr! Cheadle! Kingsley! Hall!
It's Only The End Of The World (2016) - Cotillard! Seydoux! Dolan!

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Jack Reacher : Never Go Back - Tom Cruise! Cobie Smulders! Lee Child!!
Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit – Pine! Knightley! Branagh!
James Bond : Quantum of Solace - Craig! Dench! Kurylenko! Often Blurry!
James Bond : Skyfall - Craig! Dench! Fiennes! Marlohe! Harris! Lee! Mendes! Newman!
James Bond : Spectre - Craig! Waltz! Mendes! Bellucci! Seydoux!
James Bond : No Time To Die - (some of) Craig! Seydoux! de Armas!
Jawbone (2017) - Winstone! Smiley!
Jason Bourne (2016) - Damon! Vikander! Stiles! Greengrass!
John Carter (of Mars) – Kitsch! Dafoe!
John Wick 4 - Keanu!! Reeves!! McShane! Adkins! Stahelski!
Johnny English Reborn – Atkinson! Anderson!
Johnny English Strikes Again - Meh.
Jojo Rabbit - Waititi! Allen! McKenzie!
The Jonas Brothers 3D Experience – Jonas! Jonas! ..and Jonas!
Journey's End (2017) - Sam Claflin! Toby Jones!
Judy (2019) - Zellweger! Buckey! Sewell! Ramsey! Goold!
Judy & Punch - Wasikowska! Foulks!
Jumanji : The Next Level - DJohnson! KHart! KGillan! JBlack!
Jungle Book, the (2016) - Favreau! Kingsley! Sethi!
JurassicWorld: Fallen Kingdom - a T-Rex statue? That’s ALL?? Meh.

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The Keith Lemon Movie – in black and white!
Kid Who Would Be King, The (2019) - Stewart! Ferguson! Serkis!
Kill Your Friends (2015) - Hoult! Skrein! Roberts!
Killer, The (2023) - David Fincher! Eric Messerschmidt!
Killers Anonymous (2019) - Morris! Flanagan! Owen!
Killing of a Sacred Deer, The (2017) - Kidman! Farell! Cassidy!
Killers of the Flower Moon (LFF 2023) - Scorsese! Schoonmaker! (no stars though)
Kindred, The (2021) - Frightfest!
King, The (2019) - Chalamet! Mendelsohn! Edgerton! (Chalamet!!!)
King Arthur : Legend of the Sword (2017) - Hunnam! Gillen! Ritchie! Beckham!
King of Thieves (2018) - Caine! Gambon! Winstone! Courtenay!
Kingsglaive : Final Fantasy XV - one director and two cosplayers! (that is all)
Kingsman : The Secret Service (2015) - Firth! Vaughn! Egerton!
Kingsman : The Golden Circle (2017) - Bridges! Berry! John! Egerton! Vaughn! etc!
King’s Man, The (2021) - Fiennes! Dance! Arterton! Twigs!
Kitchen, The (2023) - Kano! Kaluuya! Tavares! Murtagh!
Knives Out (2019) - RJohnson! DJohnson! NJohnson! A.de.Armas!
Knives Out : Glass Onion - RJohnson! ENorton! DCraig! JMonae! DBautista!
Kong : Skull Island - Hiddleston! Larson! Riley! The Director's Beard! The Director!
Kundo : Age of the Rampant - I'm a culturally oblivious fool!
Kung Fu Jungle - Donnie Yen! Bing Bai! Teddy Chan!
Kung Fu Panda 2 – Jack Black!
Kung Fu Panda 3 - Jack Black! Kate Hudson! The Vamps!

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La La Land (BFI LFF small premiere) - Chazelle! Mizuno! Hamilton!
Laguna Ave (2021) - Frightfest!
Larry Crowne – The Hanks! The Hoff! The Rolling Stone!
Last Christmas - Clarke! Golding! Thompson! Feig!
Last Duel, The - No Adam Driver! No Affleck! No Damon! Just Comer.
Last Flag Flying (2017) - Cranston! Linklater!
Last Heist, The (2022) - Who? and… who?
Last Night in Soho (2021) - Edgar Wright! Wilson-Cairns! Matt Smith!
The Last Stand – Arnie! Jaimie! Johnny!
The Last Station – Mirren! McAvoy! Duff!
The Last Witch Hunter - Vin Diesel! Michael Caine! Rose Leslie! Gal Gadot?!
Le Mans 66 (aka ‘Ford v Ferrari’) - Mangold! Balfe!
Learning to Drive - Patricia Clarkson! (Sir!) Ben Kingsley!
Legend - Tom Hardy! Tom Hardy! Emily Browning! David Thewlis!
Legend of Tarzan, The (2016) - Skarsgard! Robbie! Hounsou! Hozier!
Les Miserables – Jackman! Crowe! Hathaway! The Girl On The Poster! And More!
Life Itself (2018) - Olivia Cook! Dan Fogelman!
Life of Pi – Ang Lee! Sharma! Spall! Hiddleston!
Light Between Oceans, The (2016) - Fassbender! Vikander! Cianfrance!
Lightyear (2022) - Evans! Waititi! Palmer!
Lion (2016) - Kidman! Patel!
Lion King, The (2019) - Favreau! Zimmer! Rogen! Kasumba! Eichner! Harry! Megan!
A Little Chaos (2014) - Alan Rickman! (and James McAvoy for another film)
A Little Chaos (2015) - Alan Rickman! Kate Winslet! Helen McCrory!
Little Mermaid (2023) - Bailey! Bardem! McCarthy! Menken! Hauer-King!
Living (2022) - Bill Nighy! Aimee Lou Wood! Oliver Hermanus!
Locke – Tom Hardy! Andrew Scott!
Lola (2022) - Frightfest!
Lobster, the (2015) - Weisz! Farrell! Colman! Whishaw!
Logan Lucky - Driver! Tatum! Soderbergh!
London Fashion Week 2010.1 - fashion?
London Fashion Week 2012.1 - fashion!
London Fashion Week 2013.1 - fashion!!
London Fashion Week 2013.2 - fashion!!!
London Fashion Week 2014.1 - fashion!!!!
London Fashion Week 2015.1 - fashion!!!!!
London Fashion Week 2016.1 - fashion!!!!!!
London Fashion Week 2016.2 - fashion!!!!!!!
London Fashion Week 2017.1 - fashion!!!!!!!!
London Fashion Week 2017.2 (also Berlin and Riga) - fashion!
London Fashion Week 2018.1 - fashion!!!!!!!!!!
London Fashion Week 2018.2 - fashion!!!!!!!!!!!
London Fashion Week 2019.1 - fashion!!!!!!!!!!!!
London Fashion Week 2019.2 - fashion!!!!!!!!!!!!!
London Fashion Week 2020.1 - fashion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
….. damnit I miss London Fashion Week being a public-facing event…
A Lonely Place to Die – Melissa George! (That is all!)
Long Shot (2019) - Charlize Theron! Rogen! Levine!
Lord Mayor’s Show, 2015 - Lady in a Painting! Floating Pig! General Weirdness!
Lord Mayor’s Show, 2018 - Giant Robot! Walking Xylophonist! Floating Pig Returns!
Lord Mayor’s Show, 2021 - Two types of Panda! Giant Flower-Man! Floating Eyeball!
Lord Mayor’s Show, 2023 - Floating Pig!!! Man With Straw Tophat! PlayingCardMan!
Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (2022) - 2 pints! A Pizza! And most of the cast!
The Lone Ranger – Depp! Verbinski! Bruckheimer! Hammer!
Lost City of Z, The (2017) - Hunnam! Holland! Pattinson! Miller!
Lost Daughter, The (2021) - MGyllenhaal! DJohnson! JBuckley! OColman!
Love, Rosie - Claflin! Collins! Waterhouse! Egerton!
Love, Simon - A Ferris Wheel! (yeah... seriously. that's all)
Love & Friendship - Beckinsale! Stillman! Greenwell!
Love is Strange (2014) - Molina! Sachs!
The Lovely Bones – Peter Jackson! Saoirse Ronan! Charles and Camilla!

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Madagascar2 – Rock! Stiller! Pinkett-Smith!
Maestro (LFF 2023) - wow… not even the director showed up, along with no stars
Magic Mike - Not quite a premiere! Tatum! McConaughey!
Magic Mike XXL - Tatum! Heard! Pinkett-Smith!
Maleficent 2 : Mistress of Evil - Jolie! Fanning! Riley! Ejiofor! Temple!
Malice in Wonderland – Danny Dyer flicks a cigarette!
Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again - Cher! Streep! Garcia! Hanks! Firth! Irvine! James!
Man of Steel – Cavill! Snyder! Nolan! Zimmer! Shannon! Adams!
Man Inside, The - Maza! Ryan!
The Man Who Killed Hitler and then the Bigfoot - (!) - Turner! Fitzgerald! Krzykowski! Kraemer!
Mandela - The Long Walk To Freedom – Elba! Harris! Kate and William!
Manchester by the Sea - Michelle Williams! Casey Affleck!
Mangrove (BFI LFF) - Is it a premiere? Technically! Wright! McQueen!
Maniac (Netflix series) - Stone! Fukunaga! and a bit of Theroux!
Margin Call - not really a premiere but a dark alley! with Jeremy Irons!
Marley and Me – Aniston! Wilson!
Marriage Story (2019) - Driver! Dern! Gerwig! (!)
The Martian (2015) - Damon! Chastain! Wiig! Daniels! Mara! Ridley Scott!
May December (LFF 2023) - Tood Haynes! But No Portman! And No Moore!
Maze Runner Apple Store Event - Poulter! Scodelario! OBrien! Brodie-Sangster!
Me and Earl and the Dying Girl - Cooke! Cyler! Mann! Gomez-Rejon!
Me & Orson Welles – Zac! Efron! Eee! And Claire Danes!
Me Before You - Khaleesi! Clara! Jenna Coleman!
Melancholia – Dunst! Hurt!
Men in Black 3 – Smith! Brolin! Thompson! Scherzinger!
The Men Who Stare At Goats – Clooney! Again!
Men, Women and Children - Elgort! Dever! Reitman!
Menu, The (2022) - Taylor-Joy! Hoult! Mylod!
Mercy, The - Firth! Weisz! Thewlis!
Meyerowitz Stories, The - Hoffman! Sandler! Thompson! Baumbach!
Midnight Peepshow (2022) - Frightfest!
Military Wives (2020) - K Scott Thomas! Sharon Horgan!
Mindhunter (2017) - Fincher! FINCHER!! (also Groff! McCallan!)
Minions (2015)- Sandra Bullock!
Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol – Cruise! Pegg! Patton!
Mission Impossible Rogue Nation - Cruise! Pegg! Ferguson! McQuarrie!
Mission Impossible Fallout - Cruise! Pegg! Ferguson! McQuarrie! Cavill!
Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning1 - Cruise! McQuarrie! Elwes! Pegg! Ferguson!
Molly's Game (2017) - Sorkin! Chastain! Elba! Pemberton! ... Molly!
A Monster Calls (2016) - Weaver! MacDougall! Bayona!
Monsters vs Aliens – Witherspoon! Sutherland!
Moonage Daydream (documentary) - Edgar Wright! Eddie Izzard! Others (?)
Mother! (2017) - Lawrence! Gleeson! Aronofsky!
Mothering Sunday (2021) - O’Connor! Dirisu! Husson!
The Monuments Men – Clooney! Damon! Murray! Goodman! Dujardin!
Mortal Engines (2018) - Weaving!! Jackson! Sheehan! Hilmer!
Mortdecai - Depp! Koepp! Heard!
Mr Holmes - Magneto! Professor X! (also Gandalf! Picard!)
Ms Marvel (2022) - Vellani! Shah! unidentified TikTokers and Influencers!
Much Ado (2023) - A Shakespeare!! and Another Shakespeare!!
Much Ado About Nothing (2012) – Whedon! Hiddleston! Denisof!
Mudbound (2017) - Mulligan! Hedlund! Clarke! Dee Rees!
Mulan (2020) - I was told to leave a public space before the stars arrived. Fuck you Disney.
Muppets Most Wanted – Miss Piggy! Kermit! Gervais! Burrell! Tucci!
Murder on the Orient Express (2017) - Branagh! Ridley! Dench! Depp! Pfeiffer! Gad! Colman! Dafoe! Cruz! Doyle!
My Cousin Rachel (2017) - Weisz! Claflin! Grainger! Glen!
My Week With Marilyn – Hermione! Dobby! Lily Potter! Gilderoy Lockhart! Madam Hooch!

N
Napoleon (2023) - Ridley! Phoenix! Kirby!
Nativity!2 Danger In The Manger – David Tennant! and a Dude With Antlers!
Neon Demon, The (2016) - Fanning! Winding Refn! Less than 3mins!
Nice Guys, The - Gosling! Crowe! Rice! Black!
Night at the Museum2 – Stiller! Gervais! Azaria!
Night at the Museum3: The Secret of the Tomb - Stiller! Wilson x2! Gervais! Levy! Eve!
Night Sky (2022) - Frightfest!
Nine – Kidman! Cruz! Hudson! Dench! Daniel Day Lewis!
No Hard Feelings (2023) - Jennifer Lawrence! Feldman! Stupnitksy!
No Time To Die (2021) - (some of) Craig! Seydoux! De Armas! Malek! Whishaw!
Noah – Crowe! Aronofsky! Connelly! Watson! Lerman!
Nocturnal Animals (2016) - Ford! Adams! Hammer! Taylor-Johnson!
Nope (2022) - Kaluuya! Palmer! Stormzy!
Northman, The (2022) - Skarsgard! Taylor-Joy! Eggers!
Now : In the Wings of a World Stage – Kevin Spacey! Others
Now is Good – Dakota! Fanning! Irvine!
Nowhere Boy – Scott-Thomas! Taylor-Wood!

O
Oblivion (2013) – Cruise! Kurylenko! Kosinski!
Ode to my Father (2015) - Youn! Hwang! (I think I spelled those right!)
Off The Rails (2021) - Seagrove! Philips! Dormer-Phillips!
Official Secrets (2019) - Knightley!
Old Oak, The (2023) - Loach! Turner! Mari! Leigh!
Olympus Has Fallen - Butler! Eckhart!
On Chesil Beach (2017) - Ronan! Howle!
Once Upon A Time In Hollywood (2019) - Pitt! DiCaprio! Robbie! Tarantino!
Once Upon A Time In London (2019) - Ummm…..?!
One Day – Hathaway! Sturgess!
One Life (LFF 2023) - no Hopkins, no Bonham-Carter. Sigh.
Only Lovers Left Alive – Tom Hiddleston! Yasmine Hamdan!
Onward (2019) - Holland! Scanlon! A Van!
Oppenheimer (2023) - Murphy! Pugh! Blunt! Damon! Branagh! Nolan!!
Oppenheimer (2023) second premiere - Nolan! Goranssön! Roven!
Our Kind of Traitor - Damian Lewis! Naomie Harris!
Outlaw King - Pine! Taylor-Johnson! Mackenzie!
Outside Bet – Atack! Drive! Maza!
Oz the Great and Powerful – Franco! Kunis! Weisz! Braff! Raimi! Williams!

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Pacific Rim – Del Toro! Elba! Hunnam! Kazinsky!
Pacific Rim Uprising - Scott Eastwood! John Boyega!
Pan (2015) - Jackman! Mara! Delevingne! Hedlund!
Paddington (2014) - Kidman! Whishaw! Broadbent!
Paddington2 (2017) - Grant! Whishaw! Broadbent! Walters!
Pain and Glory (2019) - Cruz! Banderas! Almodovar!
Patti Cake$ - Jasper! Everett! A Seagull! The Disco Bunny!
The Pass (2016) (BFI Flare) - Tovey! Kene! McGrillis!
Peanut Butter Falcon, the - Shia! Nilson! Schwarz!
Perfect Sense – Ewan McGregor! Eva Green!
Perished, The (2019) - Murphy! McKeon! Frightfest!
Personal History of David Copperfield, The - Patel! Christie! Laurie! Iannucci!
Peter Rabbit (2018) - Ridley! Gleeson! Corden! Debicki!
Phantom of the Open (2021) - Rylance! Roberts!
Pirates (2021) - Yates! Edusah! Peters! Elazouar! Nelson! Shosanya! in Brixton!!
Poor Things (LFF 2023) - Lanthimos! And crew
Portrait of a Lady on Fire - Sciamma! Haenel! Marlent!
The Power (2023) - Collette!! Leguizamo!! Marsan! Alderman!
Power of the Dog, The (2021) - Cumberbatch! Dunst! Campion! Smit-McPhee!
Prey (2022) (Predator prequel) - Midthunder! Trachtenberg! BurgerKing vantage!
Pride (2014) - Andrew Scott! Faye Marsay!
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies - James! Smith! Heathcote!
Priscilla (LFF 2023) - Spaeny! - but sadly not Coppola
The Program (2015) - Foster! O'Dowd! Frears!
Prometheus – Ridley! Charlize! Fassbender! Rapace! Giger!!
Public Enemies – Depp! Cotillard! Mann!
Puss In Boots – Banderas! Hayek!

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Quantum of Solace – Everyone! Sort of! But often blurry!
Quartet (2012)– Hoffman! Connolly! Maggie Smith!
Queen’s Corgi, The (2019) - Corgis!!
Quiet Ones – Jared Harris! Sam Claflin! Olivia Cooke!
Quiet Place, A - Blunt! Krasinski! Jupe!

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Rabid (2019) - Jen Soska! Sylvia Soska! Frightfest!
Radioactive (2020) - Pike! Reily! Arterton!
The Railway Children Return (2022) - Courtenay! Smith!
The Railway Man – Firth! Irvine! Teplitzky!
Ralph Breaks The Internet - Sarah Silverman! John C Reilly! Gal Gadot!!
Rampage - Dwayne Johnson! Akerman! Dean Morgan! Loss of faith in Humanity!
Ready Player One - Spielberg! Sheridan! Cooke! Stars! Directors!
Real Steel – Hugh Jackman! A Robot! The little kid!
Rebel Moon - part1 - Snyder! Holkenborg!! Hunnam! Boutella! Skrein! Others!
Redemption (aka 'Humminbird') - Statham! Huntington-Whitely!
Report, The (2019) - Driver! Benning!
Reptile Zoo VII (?) - Giant statue! I forget what the movie is actually called!
Revolutionary Road – Kate! Leo!
Righteous Kill – De Niro! Pacino! 50Cent! Pretty Awesome!
Rise of the Footsoldier: Marbella (2019) - Fairbrass! Stone! The Troxy!
Rise of the Footsoldier: Vengeance (2023) - Maza! Nevern! Loveday! Not at the Troxy!
Rise of the Guardians – Chris Pine! Isla Fisher!
Riviera, Season2 - Go Fuck yourself, Duke of York Square
The Road – Firth! Mortensen!
Roald Dahl’s Matilda The Musical - Minchin! Thompson! Lynch! Graham!
Robocop (2014) – Oldman! Cornish! Kinnaman!
Rocketman (2019) - Elton! Taron! Dexter! Bryce! Richard!
RockNRolla – Ritchie! Butler! Newton! Madonna shows up!
Rogue One (2016) - f**k you, Disney; f**k you Pentax.
Roma (2018) - Cuaron! De Tavira! Aparicio! (Rapace!)
Romanoffs, The (2018) - Weiner! Skinner! Lusi! Keller! Anderson! Melab! (Hamm!! Shalhoub!!)
Ronaldo (2015) - Cristiano Ronaldo! Sir Alex Ferguson!
Ron’s Gone Wrong (2021) - Cantrall! Payne! Vine! Rodriguez! Smith! Baynham!
Room, The (15th Anniversary) - Tommy Wiseau!! Greg Sestero!! Spoons!!
Rosewater - Jon Stewart! Kim Bodnia! Leonidas!
Run for your Wife – Dyer! Harding! Van Outen!
RUSH world premiere- Hemsworth! Howard! Wilde! Lauda!
Rust and Bone – Cotillard! Schoenaerts!

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‘S’ Book Signing – JJ Abrams! Bad Robot!
Safe – Jason! Statham!
Saltburn (2023) - Emerald Fennell! (that’s kind of it)
Samurai Rauni - Mika Rättö! Harri Sippola! In Latvia!!
San Andreas (2015) - The Rock! Kylie Minogue! Gugino! Doddario!
Sandman (2022) - Gaiman! Sturridge! Christie! Jammal! Bhaskar!
Saving Mr Banks – Tom Hanks! Colin Farrell! Emma Thompson!
Die Schlümpfe: Das verlorene Dorf - (Smurfs : The Lost Village) - Tschirner! German Cast!
A Serious Man – Coen! Hurt! Coen! Rush!
The Sessions - Helen Hunt! John Hawkes!
The Seven (2019) - Doig-Thorne! Impiazz! Lapsinkas! Footpath photography!
Seven Pounds – Will Smith!!
Shame – Gala Screening – McQueen! Strong!
Shazam! - Levi! Strong! Sandberg! A funfair!
Shazam: Fury of the Gods - Levi! Mirren! Liu! Zegler! Grazer! Hounsou!
She Came From The Woods (2022) - Frightfest!
She Said (2022) - Mulligan! Schrader!
She Will (2021) - Krige! McDowell! Colbert! Manson!
Sherlock (TV Series) The Abominable Bride filming - Cumberbatch! Freeman!
Sherlock Gnomes (eye-roll) - Elton John! James McAvoy!
Sherlock Holmes – J.Law! R.DowneyJnr! G.Ritchie! R.McAdams!
Shrek : The Musical - Sam Mendes, weirdly!
The Shouting Men – Not a lot, but it was still a premiere!
Show, The (2021) - Frightfest!
Sicario (2015) - Emily Blunt! Benicio del Toro!
A Single Man – Firth! Hurley! Romanian Vampire Dude! Tom Ford!
A Simple Favour - Lively! Kendrick! Feig!
Sky : Up Next (2022) TV (?) promo (?) event (?) premiere (?) - people!
Skyfall (James Bond) – Craig! Bardem! Dench! Mendes! Marlohe! Everyone!
Smurfs : The Lost Village (German Cast premiere) - Tschirner! Berben! Heinicke!
Snow White and the Huntsman –Theron! Kristen Stewart! Hemsworth!
Snowden (2016) - Oliver Stone! Joely Richardson! Olga Kurylenko!
Son, The (2022) - Kirby! Zeller!
Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) - Carrey! Schwartz!
Sorry We Missed You (2019) - Loach! Laverty!
Souvenir Part II (2021) - Hogg! Swinton Byrne! Ayeh!
Spectre (James Bond) - Craig! Waltz! Mendes! Bellucci! Seydoux!
Spencer (2021) - Kristen Stewart!
Spider-Man (The Amazing Spider-Man) – Garfield! Stone! Ifans
Spider-Man2 (The Amazing Spider-Man 2) – Garfield! Stone! Foxx! DeHaan! Webb!
Spitfire (Documentary) (2018) - Charles Dance, a Spitfire, and Actual RAF Veterans
Spotlight (2016) - Keaton! Ruffalo! Tucci! Organisational Incompetence!
Spy (2015) - McCarthy! Statham! Law!
St Trinians2 – Sarah Harding! Her Dress! A nearly all-female cast!
Stalked (2019) - Edgar! Saunders! Donovan! Irving!
Stan & Ollie - Coogan! Reilly! Arianda! Henderson!
Star Is Born, A (2018) - Lady Gaga! Bradley Cooper! Shangela (?) !
Star Trek (2009) – JJ Abrams! Eric Bana! Sylar!
Star Trek Into Darkness – Abrams! Pine! Cumberbatch! Quinto! Saldana! Eve! Urban! Pegg!
Star Trek Beyond (2016) - Pine! Quinto! Urban! Cho! Pegg! Elba!
Star Wars episode III : Revenge of the Sith - Nobody! Because it was in Sydney!
Star Wars episode VIII : The Last Jedi - Hamill! Ridley! Boyega! Gleeson! Johnson! Oz!
Starfish (2016) - Froggat! Riley! Clark!
Starve Acre (LFF 2023) - Surprise Morfydd Clark! Surprise Erin Richards!
State of Play – Mirren! Crowe!
Steve Jobs - Fassbender! Winslet! Boyle! Sorkin!
Stoker (2013) – Kidman! Wasikowska! Goode!
Strange World (2022) - Gyllenhaal! Union! Hall! Nguyen!
Succession season3 - Cox! Culkin! Ruck! Snook! Armstrong!
Suicide Squad - Smith! Robbie! Delevingne! Leto! Ayer! Hernandez! (Courtney!)
Suicide Squad, The - A Giant Starfish! Peter Capaldi! (not together, and no premiere!)
Sulphur & White (2020) - Beecham! Friel! Stanley! Scott!
Sum Other Hood (2023) - Deacon! Serafinowicz!
Surviving Christmas With The Relatives (2018) - Small (setup)! Joely Richardson!
Suspiria(2018)- Johnson, Swinton, Goth, Guadagnino, Soul Destroying Music, Anger
Suzume (2023) - Makoto Shinkai! A three-legged chair!
The Sweeney (2012) – Winstone! Atwell! Drew!
Swimming with Men (2018) - Riley! Parker(s)! Hardy!

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Tale of Tales (2016) - Salma Hayek! Toby Jones!
Tales from the Lodge - Crook! Blackmore! Frightfest!
Tender Bar (2021) - Clooney! Rabe!
Testament of Youth - Harington! West! Morgan!
The Batman (the) (2022) - The R-Patz! The Kravitz! The Dano! The Matt Reeves!
Theatre : Shrek The Musical (2011) - Green Carpet!
Theatre : Sunset Blvd (2016) - Grey Pavement and failure!
Their Finest (2016) - Arterton! Nighy! Claflin! Hyam!
Their Finest (2017?) 'special presentation' - Arterton! Nighy! Warren Beatty after!
Theory of Everything (2014) - Eddie Redmayne! Felicity Jones! Stephen Hawking!!
This Means War – Witherspoon! Pine! Hardy!
Thor – Hemsworth! Brannagh! Hiddleston! In Sydney!
Thor – The Dark World – Hemsworth! Hiddleston! Portman! Whedon! Dennings!
Thor - Love and Thunder - Waititi! Portman! Thompson! Klementieff!
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri - Dinklage! McDormand! Rockwell! Harrelson!
Three Day Millionaire (2022) - from the makers of Destination Dewsbury (2019)
Ticket to Paradise (2022) - Clooney! Roberts! Dever! Bouttier! Lucas! Lourd!
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy – Oldman! Firth! Hardy! Hurt!
Tintin and the Secret of the Unicorn – DCraig! SPegg! NFrost! JBell!
Titane (2021) - Ducournau! Rousselle! Lindon!
TITANIC in 3D – Cameron! Winslet! More!
To Your Last Death - Axinn! Cirile! Klein! Shatner photographed separately elsewhere!
Tolkien (2019) - Collins! Hoult! Holm! The Cast!
Tomb Raider (2018) - Vikander! Scott Thomas! Roar Uthaug!
Tomorrow When The War Began - Australian People!!
Tomorrowland - Clooney! Laurie! Bird!
Top Gun: Maverick (2022) - Tom Cruise! Royalty! McQuarrie! Kosinski! Hamm!
Tormented (2009) – People! Other People!
Total Recall (2012) – Farrell! Beckinsale! Biel!
Toy Story 4 (apparently) - Hanks. Whatever.
Tragedy of Macbeth, The (2021) - Coen! McDormand! Mellings! Others!
Trooping the Colour 2016 - The Queen! And Royalty!
Trooping the Colour 2017 - The Queen! And Royalty!
Trooping the Colour 2018 - The Queen! And Royalty!
Trooping the Colour 2019 - The Queen! And Royalty!
Trooping the Colour 2022 - No Queen :( But Royalty!
Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen – Fox! LaBeouf! Turturro! Gibson!
Transformers 5: The Last Knight - Bay! Wahlberg! Haddock! Duhamel!
Transformers 7: Rise of the Beasts - Caple Jr!
Tropic Thunder – Stiller! Downey Jnr! Black!
Trumbo (2015) - Cranston! Mirren! Goodman!
Truth (2015) - Cate Blanchett! Topher Grace!
Twelve Years A Slave – McQueen! Ejiofor! Nyong'o
Twilight Breaking Dawn part1 – RPatz! TLautz! KStewz!
Twilight Breaking Dawn part2 – KStewz! RPatz! TLautz!
Two Days, One Night - Marion Cotillard!

U
The Ugly Truth – Heigl! Butler!
Unbroken (2014) - Angelina Jolie! Miyavi!
Unicorns (LFF 2023) - Hardy! Floyd!
Unknown Dinosaur Movie (2018)
A United Kindgom (2016)- Oyelowo! Pike! Felton! Asante!
Up – Literally no (0) cast or crew showed!

V
Valentines Day – Alba! Kutcher! Topher!
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets - Cara! Dane! Luc! Rihanna
Valkyrie – TomKat! Branagh! Nighy! Izzard! Wilkinson! van Outen!
Viceroy's House (2017) - Anderson! Bonneville! Chadra!
VogueWorld2023 (fashion event) - Chan! Winslet! Clarke! Leto! Stormzy! McCartney!

W
W.E. – Madonna! Dormer! D'Arcy! Riseborough!
Wall-E – Weaver! Burtt! The Robot!
Walking on Sunshine - people!
War Horse – Spielberg! Royalty! Hiddleston! Cumberbatch! Irvine! An Actual Horse!
War on Everyone (2016) - Skarsgard! Pena! Irritating Lawlessness!
Watchmen (2009)– Snyder! Haley! Akerman! Morgan! Wilson! Gugino!
Watchmen (2009) - Red Carpet Monochrome 10th Anniversary Re-edit!
Water for Elephants – Rpatz! Rwiths!
We’re the Millers – Aniston! Sudeikis! Poulter! Alcohol!!!
We are the people we’ve been waiting for -The Fonz Dissed Me!!
Welcome to Curiosity - I don't know who ANY of these people are!!
Western Stars (2019) - Bruce Springsteen! (and, earlier, De Niro)
Whale, The (2022) - Brendan Fraser! Darren Aronofsky!
What If - Radcliffe! Rooper!
What to Expect When You're Expecting – Cameron Diaz! Cheryl Cole!
What we did on our Holiday - Tennant! Pike! Connolly! The Kids!
What’s Love Got To Do With It? (2023) - Lily James! Emma Thompson!
Where the Wild Things Are – Jonze! and the Kid!
Whiplash (2014) - J.K.Simmons! Miles Teller!
White Chamber (2018) - Macdonald! Maughan! Nergaard! Unidentified Guy!
White Crow, The (2018) (BFI LFF) - Fiennes! Olenko!
White Crow, The (2018) (2nd premiere!) - Fiennes! Olenko! Tucci! Neeson! Ifans!
White Noise (2022) - Baumbach! Gerwig! Cassidy! Turner-Smith!
Wicked (Theatre) 10th Anniversary Gala - Cast! Crew! Former Cast! Guests!
Widows (2018) - McQueen! Kaluuya! Rodriguez! Zimmer! Davis!
The Wife (2017) - Close! Pryce! Regan!
Wild Bill – Fletcher! A 160yr old Countess!
Wild Rose (2018) - Buckley! Harper! Taylor!
Wildlife (2018) - (sort of) Dano! (side-on) Kazan!
Wikileaks Files book launch - Assange (via internet)! Pilger!
Williams (2017 Documentary) - Sir William! William, OBE! 2x Williams cars!
Winter’s Tale premiere – Farrell! Brown-Findlay! Goldsman! JJ Abrams?
Wish (2023) - DeBose. Lee. Yawn. Do Better, Disney.
Witcher season 2 - Cavill! A rogue Pompom!
Witcher season 3 - Henry Cavill! Freya Allan! Anya Chalotra! A dog! Others!
The Woman In Black – Radcliffe! Hinds! White!
The Woman King (2022) - Viola Davis! Lashana Lynch! John Boyega!
Women Talking (2022) - Foy! Buckley! Whishaw! Polley!
The Wolverine – Jackman! Mangold! Janssen! Others!
Wonder, The (2022) - Pugh! Cassidy! Cassidy! Algar! Lelio!
Wonka (2023) - Chalamet! Colman! Atkinson! Grant!
The Worlds End – Pegg! Frost! Pike! Wright!
World War Z – Brad Pitt! Semi-failure!
Wounded Fawn (2022) - Frightfest!
Wrath of the Titans – Neeson! Worthington!
Wretched, The (2019) - Pierce! Pierce! Stuenkel! Frightfest!
Wrinkle in Time, A - Oprah! Storm! DuVernay! Witherspoon!

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The X-Files : I Want to Believe – Anderson! Duchovny! Carter!
X-Men : Apocalypse - Lawrence! Turner! McAvoy! Isaac!

Y
Yes Man – Carrey! Deschanel!
The Young Victoria – Royalty and Cast attended
You Were Never Really Here - Phoenix! Ramsay!
Youth (2015) - Keitel! Caine! Weisz!

Z
Zone of Interest, The (LFF 2023) - Glazer! Mueller! Friedel!
Zoolander2 - Zoolander! Mugatu! Valentino! and Hansel! (… so hot right now)

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12 Years A Slave - McQueen! Ejiofor! Nyong'o
17 Again – Zac Efron! (Eeeee!!)
100 Streets (2016) - Elba! Arterton! Others!
1917 - Mendes! Madden! Scott! MacKay! Chapman! and Roger Deakins!!

AWARD EVENTS JOURNALS

Awards – ARIA Music 2010 – Sia! Washington! Powderfinger!
Awards – Baftas 2010 – featuring R-Patz and K-Stewz!
Awards – Baftas 2012 – featuring Pitt, Clooney and Streep!
Awards – Baftas 2013 – featuring Clooney! Lawrence! Affleck! Cooper!
Awards – Baftas 2014 – featuring Brangelina! DiCaprio! Mirren! McQueen! Cuaron!
Awards - Baftas 2015 - feat. Loki! Captain America! Superman! 2xHulks! Dr Strange!
Awards - Baftas 2016 - featuring DiCaprio! Inarritu! Winslet! Vikander!
Awards - Baftas 2017 - featuring Emma Stone! Casey Affleck! Viola Davis!
Awards - Baftas 2019 - featuring Yeoh! Colman! Malek! Cuaron! Lee! Driver!
Awards - Baftas 2020 - featuring Joon-Ho! Charlize! Scarlett! Driver! Egerton!
Awards - Baftas 2021 - featuring the fact that they took place! also Hiddleston!
Awards - Baftas 2022 - feat. me being harassed by security three times!
Awards - Baftas 2023 - featuring Jamie Lee Curtis! Michelle Yeoh! Ke Huy Quan!
Awards - BFI 2017 - Greengrass! McCrory! Riseborough!
Awards - BIFAs 2011 - featuring Fiennes and Redgrave and Cumberbatch!
Awards – BIFAs 2012 - featuring Fanning and Connolly!
Awards - BIFAs 2014 - featuring one Sherlock and two Moriarties!
Awards - BIFAs 2015 - independent film is Snobbish! Commercial! Elitist!
Awards - BIFAs 2018 - featuring Whittaker! Bamber! Stone!
Awards - BIFAs 2019 - featuring Lily James! .. and others who aren’t Lily James!
Awards - BIFAs 2021 - featuring Eve! Balfe! Beckinsale!
Awards - Elle Style Awards 2016 - Kloss! Huntington-Whitely! Olsen!
Awards - Elle Style Awards 2017 - Westwood! Ahmed! Doorway! Bus Stop!
Awards – Empire 2012 – DeVito! Lundgren! Oldman! Hiddleston!
Awards - Empire 2016 - Ridley! Daniels! Serkis! Serafinowicz!
Awards - Empire 2017 - Besson! Edwards! Asante! Hiddleston!
Awards - Empire 2018 - Johnson! Wright! Serkis! Snow!!
Awards - Evening Standard Theatre 2015 - Kidman! McAvoy! McKellen! Dench!
Awards - Evening Standard Theatre 2016 - McAvoy! Stewart! Malkovich! von Teese!
Awards - Evening Standard Theatre 2017 - Blanchett! Knightley! Garfield!
Awards - Evening Standard Theatre 2018 - Foy! Coleman! Garfield! McKellen!
Awards - Evening Standard Theatre 2019 - Ermm…. Theatre People!!
Awards - Evening Standard Theatre 2023 - Hiddleston! Coleman! Atwell!
Awards - Fashion 2015 - Lagerfeld! Huntington-Whitely! Gaga! Hayek!
Awards - Fashion 2016 - Gaga! Moss! Leto! Testino! Hadid!
Awards - Fashion 2017 - P!nk! Zendaya! Versace! Anderson!
Awards - Fashion 2018 - Famous People!
Awards - Fashion 2019 - Blanchett! Roberts! Hamilton! Balinska!
Awards - Fashion 2021 - Jonas! Chopra! Balinska! Moore!
Awards - FIFA The Best 2018 - Southgate! Loew! Marta!
Awards – GQ 2011 – Charlize! Kylie!
Awards – GQ 2012 – Kylie! Bellucci!
Awards – GQ 2013 – Brand! Eve! Douglas!
Awards - GQ 2014 - Cumberbatch! Kardashian? Lohan??
Awards - GQ 2015 - Sam Smith! Emilia Clarke! SL Jackson!
Awards - GQ 2017 - Hamill! Dormer! Different Venue!
Awards - GQ 2018 - McGowan! Hiddleston! Hemsworth! Zendaya! Goldblum!
Awards - GQ 2019 - That Guy With The Clipboard Who Kept Blocking People!
Awards - GQ 2021 - Elba! Westwick! Sheeran! Goulding!
Awards - GQ 2023 - no idea who these people are!
Awards – Oliviers 2014 – Hiddleston! Atwell! Dench! Theatre! Culture!
Awards - Oliviers 2015 - Strong! Arterton! McAvoy! Theatre! Culture!
Awards - Oliviers 2016 - Dench! Harington! Rylance! Theatre! Culture!
Awards - Oliviers 2017 - Mackellen! Rice! Piper! Theatre! Culture!
Awards - Oliviers 2018 - Cranston! Gooding Jnr! Mendes! Theatre! Culture!
Awards - Oliviers 2019 - Grammer! Watanabe! Pullman! Art Malik! Theatre! Culture!
Awards - Oliviers 2022 - Silvestri! (!!!) Redmayne! Buckley! A Tiger! (??)! Culture!
Awards - Oliviers 2023 - Comer! Mescal! Theatre! Culture!
Awards – Pride of Britain 2012 – Spice Girls! McKellen! Bon Jovi! Hawking!?
Awards - Pride of Britain 2017 - Theresa May! Prince William! Ozzy! ...!
Awards - Pride of Britain 2018 - Cliff! Frankie! Robbie!
Awards - Pride of Britain 2019 - Lampard! Southgate! Kane!
Awards - Pride of Britain 2021 - Sharon Stone! Ne-Yo! Rod Stewart! Others!
Awards - Pride of Britain 2022 - Keir Starmer…? Willhoughby…? Bruno…?
Awards - Pride of Britain 2023 - … erm… who?
Awards - TV Baftas 2015 - See how little TV I watch!
Awards - TV Baftas 2016 - Hiddleston! Kendrick! Elba! Timberlake!
Awards - TV Baftas 2017 - Cumberbatch! Lithgow! Foy! Kirby! Smith!
Awards - TV Baftas 2018 - Foy! Kirby! Freeman! Atwell! Bean!
Awards - TV Baftas 2019 - Schwimmer! Cumberbatch! Grammer! Comer!
Awards - TV Baftas 2021 - Comer! Piper! Alexander!
Awards - TV Baftas 2022 - Comer! Gatwa! Graham!
Awards - TV Baftas 2023 - Lewis! Murphy! Isaacs!

RED CARPET MONOCHROME JOURNALS:

Tenth Annivesary RedCarpetMonochrome Re-Edits 2009:
Fast & Furious (the 4th one) - 10th anniversary re-edit
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - 10th Anniversary
Inglourious Basterds (2009) - 10th Anniversary
Star Trek (2009) - 10th anniversary re-edit
St Trinians 2 (2009) - 10th anniversary re-edit
Tormented (2009) - 10th anniversary re-edit
Transformers Revenge of the Fallen (2009) - 10 anniversary re-edit
Ugly Truth, The (2009) - 10th anniversary re-edit
Watchmen (2009) - 10th anniversary re-edit

Tenth Annivesary RedCarpetMonochrome Re-Edits 2011:
Thor (2011) - 10th Anniversary re-edit
Water for Elephants (2011) - 10th Anniversary re-edit
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) - 10th Anniversary re-edit
Larry Crowne (2011) - 10th Anniversary re-edit
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt2 - 10th Anniversary re-edit
Cowboys & Aliens - 10th Anniversary re-edit