Russians Devour Fish Man From Beyond The Stars

Dear Russian Fishermen when you catch an alien, please do not eat it before the scientists arrive. Village residents from the Rostov region of Russia caught a weird creature two weeks ago after a strong storm in the Sea of Azov. The shark-looking creature was producing strange squeaky sounds. The fishermen originally believed that they […]

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Dear Russian Fishermen when you catch an alien, please do not eat it before the scientists arrive.

Village residents from the Rostov region of Russia caught a weird creature two weeks ago after a strong storm in the Sea of Azov. The shark-looking creature was producing strange squeaky sounds. The fishermen originally believed that they had caught an alien and decided to film the monster with the help of a cell phone camera. The footage clearly shows the creatures’ head, body and long tail. The bizarre catch was weighing almost 100 kilograms, the Komsomolskaya Pravda reports.

However, ufologists and scientists were greatly disappointed when they found out that the fishermen had eaten the monster. They said that they were not scared of the creature so they decided to use it as food. One of the men said that it was the most delicious dish he had ever eaten.

On the other hand, I just watched To Serve Man last night, and it's pretty clear from that cautionary episode of the Twilight Zone that, given the chance, even the most benevolent of extraterrestrial races will slap a golden arches on the North Pole and make the cities run red with slaughterhouse blood. Eating them before they get a chance to eat us might not be a bad 'first contact' strategy.

Russian fishermen catch squeaking alien and eat it