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Snob who talks about Muse too much. Owner of a very special harmonica from SBE 13 ;) Absolute mad bitch 
Cork/LondonJoined January 2009
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I thought tony had wild notions getting a heated massage office chair..... Im in recline mode, feet up and face mask on this is bliss 😍
Throwback to 2020 when I first met and he decided to bless our new friendship with cigarette ash 😂
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It's pancake day and is away for work in Manchester. I think that means we have to have pancake day 2 once he's back 😁
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We are giving 3 of you the chance to win a £100 B&Q gift card to make your home feel special this Valentine's Day 🧡
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💕Happy Valentine's Day!💕
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You know you're old when you get excited about your new washer dryer. It's fucking brilliant though and better than the basic bitch beko we had 😂
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Good thing I'm super nosey, I was having a look at my hospital notes. My historical notes were there and in amongst them were someone else's gynaecology notes 😳 so where the fuck did my notes from gynae go?
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Still raging about the biscuit I was given after surgery 😂 Mallow Hospital gave me a platter of toast and a pot of tea after fasting and it was only for a scan!!!
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Ummm where's my post surgery toast, I've been given a packet of currant shortcake biscuits 😳
Looking forward to spending the next few weeks cooped up indoors after my surgery....... NOT!!! 😳
This morning walking to the DLR through my development this fella driving past decided to look back and do kissy face at me 🙄 Can a woman not go anywhere without dealing with pervy behaviour.
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She makes sickness that bit better, I'd have gone insane without the company of my little Tayto ❤️
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Im so freaking bored, I'm actually bored of Netflix it's that bad!! I'm tempted to open up my work laptop and work on some tickets.
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Superhuman status gone 😭😭
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We're going out for Christmas dinner so the Christmas shop this year is for all the indulgent snacks, sweets and chocolates. I am the queen of all that!
No lift in my building since Friday morning. I am not made for walking up to the 5th floor 😭
Working late tonight = no office Christmas party for me 😭
phew it's showing up now! No need to worry anymore!
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Men "oh I was up early cleaning"
Me when I get home tonight:
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Can't wait to get home tomorrow night to see my Tayto 😍 she will be so excited!!
I've only been gone 5 minutes and I already miss Tayto 😭 she tried to come out the door with me when I was leaving bless her ❤️
First time going home since June!! This is the longest I've gone without seeing my mom (even during the pandemic I saw her more!)
Anything under well done for a burger shouldn't be allowed. Just been delivered a medium cooked burger when I asked for well done I'm actually heaving 🤢
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Being forgetful can be a sign of high intelligence, according to researchers from the University of Toronto
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A study found that aggressive music, like heavy metal, can make the listener feel inspired and can help regulate emotions
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It's Puppy eve!!! Baby tayto will be home this time tomorrow 😍🐶
Roll on Thursday........Our puppy arrives to her new home ❤️
Best quote of the night "I am a proud chicken farmer BUCK BUCK" me and tony were howling with the laughter 😂😂
McGregor is good for something, cotton ball of Proper 12 whiskey on my sore tooth pain gone 😂
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Currently on the couch with an unbearable toothache. Oh god I need my mom right now.
It's gone 7pm in the US which is gone midnight in the UK where it is now October 22nd, hello 30!
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Ahhh it's my last week being a twenty something, the big 30 is on Saturday!!!!
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Therese Coffey on BBC Radio 4: “Poor people are richer than you think.”
THAT is why you’re detested.
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