Ivanka Trump To Star in Her Very Own Reality Show
NEW YORK CITY – The President’s favorite child has been offered her very own television reality show. Reports are that the Epitome Network has been trying to sign the President’s hot, sexy daughter for two years. Ivanka finally agreed to star i…
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Don't Judge Me
Don’t judge me I sat down to watch some television Wondering what was on tonight I scrolled right through the channels It was a sorry sight It was competition-based reality shows Where judges eliminate you Where three of them are nice as p…
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Trump’s Perp Walk Coming Live … Eventually
Come on, America, how can you trust an ex-president who can’t even tell the truth about his own arrest? Trump said he would be arrested on Tuesday – and he wasn’t! WTF? I missed a basketball game for that exciting television event … that never hap…
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A List of 10 Rejected Reality TV Shows
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - Some of the reasons why the following reality television shows did not make it onto the television viewing schedule, range from use of an unusually large amount of effen expletives, to the reality show actors and actresses…
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SOS from Jon Taffer and Bar Rescue
The timing was perfect. Jon Taffer, star of Bar Rescue, had just launched into his customary rant aimed at another fledgling proprietor when he got the surprise of his life. Rick Regan and crew entered the scene on behalf of Reality Fix to turn the t…
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Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson Arrested For Poaching
CRAWFISH BELLY, Louisiana – (Satire News) – iRumors has disclosed that the patriarch of the Robertson family of "Duck Dynasty" reality TV fame, Phil Robertson, has been apprehended in the tiny bayou village of Crawfish Belly for poaching. The long…
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Jessica Simpson’s Reality Show Wins An Award For Best New Reality Comedy Show
Jesus H. Crikey to host new reality show!
Keeping Up With The Kardashians Has Just Been Named The #1 American Show in China
The Latest Reality Show Is “The Sing Sing Prison Jailbirds” Starring The Trump Family
Megyn Kelly Gets An Amazingly Astounding Offer From A Saudi Arabian Prince
Susan Boyle to Auction Off Locks of Armpit Hair, Dress for Jade Goody Fund
Nadya Suleman Alias 'OctoMom' Is Moving To Alaska And Getting Her Own Reality Show - 'OctoMom's Frozen Embryos'
X-Factor's Melanie Amaro, Josh Krajcik, and Chris Rene Make It To The X-Factor Finals
Jon Gosselin Penniless and Broke Asks Ex-Wife Kate Gosselin For A Loan
Story of Octupletes' Mom inspires changes to "The Bachelor" TV show; next season to feature simply a canister of frozen Sperm, say producers
Palin on Short List for Reality Show
Celebrity Apprentice: Donald Trump Fires Lisa Rinna After Star Jones and Dionne Warwick Gang Up On Her
Kate Gosselin Denies She Visited A Nudist Colony
CALABASAS, California - Several entertainment news publications and news shows are reporting that Kate Gosselin star of the cancelled reality shows Jon and Kate Plus 8 and later Kate Plus 8 was seen in the area of Southern California's infamous Skin...
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Kate Gosselin Reveals She’s Going To Have Her Vagina Tattoo Lasered Off
WERNERSVILLE, Pennsylvania – (Satire News) – According to iRumors, Kate Gosselin is one of the most widely-viewed reality show stars of all time. The 45-year-old blonde mother of eight has starred in such reality shows as “Jon and Kate Plus Eight”…
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Trump Patterns Presidency Based On Newhart TV Series
Everyone knows President Trump has a deep relationship with all things television. Our reporter managed to set up an exclusive interview with the president and got the scoop on a major reveal. The president believes he is dreaming and one day will wa...
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Bloody Who?
Bloody Who? I was watching a daytime quiz show, I think ITV2 It was chock full of celebrities, none of whom I knew I didn’t know the TV stars or the smiley, smiley host 'Cos I’d never watched their reality shows that people love the most No, I...
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Kate Gosselin Says She Still Has a Big Crush on Ex-Boyfriend Steven Tyler of Aerosmith
LOS ANGELES – Kate Gosselin, the star of “Jon and Kate Plus 8” and “Kate Plus 8”, has finally commented on her affair with Steven Tyler. Kate said that she has really been feeling bad lately due to self-isolating, and sheltering-in-place, because…
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Two girls argue over an accident, interrupts taping of cooking show
OMG, THEYKILLEDKEN, NY (Youbas Tard) -- A taping of the high-rating cooking show "Fraiche Kitchen Economics Down Under Edition" was interrupted by two girls arguing over an accidental pouring of soap on the plate of food of one of the girls. Dinah...
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Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler Says Kate Gosselin Is The Best Woman He Has Ever Bedded
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – Steven Tyler, lead singer with Aerosmith says that out of all of the women he has ever dated, none was as hot, as sexy, and as a fantastic lay as the queen of the reality shows, Kate Gosselin. Tyler and Gosselin hav…
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The Swan: Michael Jackson to Make Guest Appearance In Hit Fox Reality Show
The King of Pop has agreed to appear in Fox's new reality TV show where contestants receive the physical and emotional "makeover of a lifetime". Writer KungFu IceSkater was told that producers are having difficulties shooting the show because the Kin...
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The NFL’s First Transgender Cheerleader To Get Her Own TV Reality Show
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News)- Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleader Gayle Wunderlust has just signed a contract to star in her very own reality show. Savannah Stiletto with The Daily Max interviewed Miss Wanderlust and asked if she will still be an NFL ch…
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Is government the new reality show? The future of Italian politics
Italy has recently become interested in making a change to their government, and are inspired by America's republican nominee Donald Trump. People are now looking for a beloved reality star to represent Italy, and there is even discussion about poss...
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Megyn Kelly Defends Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson - Says Most Gays Are White
NEW YORK CITY - FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly who has been involved in a bit of a brouhaha herself lately, said in an interview with GOPicky Magazine that Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson is being unfairly judged. Kelly stated that Robertson did not...
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Jennifer Lopez Is Thrilled at Having Her Own Reality Show on the Bravo Network
NEW YORK CITY – Executives at the Bravo Television Network are happy to announce that they have just signed Jennifer Lopez to star in her very own reality show. The show will feature Jennifer; her husband, the New York Yankees great, Alex Rodrigue…
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New Reality TV Show To Premiere Soon
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The Swan: Michael Jackson to Make Guest Appearance In Hit Fox Reality Show
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Kate Gosselin Denies She Visited A Nudist Colony
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Megyn Kelly Defends Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson - Says Most Gays Are White
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Lots Of Other Networks Want Duck Dynasty
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Is government the new reality show? The future of Italian politics
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Kate Gosselin Says She Still Has a Big Crush on Ex-Boyfriend Steven Tyler of Aerosmith
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Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson Arrested For Poaching
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The NFL’s First Transgender Cheerleader To Get Her Own TV Reality Show
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Don't Judge Me
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Two girls argue over an accident, interrupts taping of cooking show
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Bloody Who?
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Trump Patterns Presidency Based On Newhart TV Series
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Jennifer Lopez Is Thrilled at Having Her Own Reality Show on the Bravo Network
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Ivanka Trump To Star in Her Very Own Reality Show
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Kate Gosselin Reveals She’s Going To Have Her Vagina Tattoo Lasered Off
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Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler Says Kate Gosselin Is The Best Woman He Has Ever Bedded
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A List of 10 Rejected Reality TV Shows
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SOS from Jon Taffer and Bar Rescue
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Trump’s Perp Walk Coming Live … Eventually
