John Q (2002)

Heather Wahlquist: Julie Bird

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Quotes 

• John Q. Archibald : [in the waiting area of the emergency room]  Who was driving?

  Mitch : Huh?

  John Q. Archibald : The car. Who was driving?

  Mitch : I was. What's that got to do with anything?

  John Q. Archibald : Why's your girl all banged up and you're not?

  Mitch : What do you call this?

  [shows light scratches on arm] 

  Lester : [laughs] 

  Mitch : What are you laughing at?

  Lester : Somebody get this fool a band-aid. I don't want you to bleed to death.

  Mitch : Screw you man. This shit hurts.

  Julie Bird : His airbag went off and mine didn't.

  John Q. Archibald : What kind of car do you drive?

  Mitch : Mercedes 500.

  John Q. Archibald : You drive a Mercedes 500? Oh. What year?

  Mitch : 1986. It's a classic.

  John Q. Archibald : Mercedes didn't make passenger side air-bags til 1988.

  Lester : [laughs]  *Busted!*

• [after Julie pepper sprays Mitch after his fight with John in the waiting area of the emergency room] 

  Mitch : YOU STUPID BITCH!

  Julie Bird : [kicks Mitch on the side]  That's for beating the shit out of me!

  Julie Bird : [kicks Mitch again]  That is for being an asshole! And this, this is for calling me a bitch!

  [she kicks him in the groin] 

  Lester : [as he and the staff laugh]  Oo I felt that one!

  Julie Bird : [taking off her blond wig]  I'm not gonna be your Barbie any more!

  Lester : All that ass and muscles to go with it! Man, I knew damn well that wasn't no blonde!