Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend to Make Them Laugh

Being the funny friend of your group, there’s a big expectation for you to come up with the funniest wishes. Luckily for you, we’ve got you covered with these inspiringly funny ways to say happy birthday. 🤩 

Pick the message you think your bestie will love the most, and you’ll be the king or queen of comedy on your best friend’s birthday!

30 Short Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

• Happy birthday to my bestie who still isn’t showing their age… or acting it either!
• Congratulations, my friend! You’re officially old!
• Happy birthday to my sometimes crazy but always fabulous BFF!
• A real friend remembers your birthday, but forgets your age out of respect!
• The funniest friend deserves the funniest birthday! Here’s to a day of laughter!
• Happy birthday to my childhood bestie! Here’s to laughing at each other’s silly jokes until we’re old!
• I’ll hold back on the age jokes this year, my friend, as I genuinely feel bad for how old you are!
• The best gift I could give to you on your birthday is continuing to keep your true age a secret!
• Happy birthday to my friend who, unlike fine wine, doesn’t improve with age!
• Best wishes to my friend who is older but definitely no wiser!
• My friend, it’s not a good sign when the candles start to cost more than the cake!
• Happy birthday to the funniest, most fabulous friend a girl could wish for!
• You might want to forget about your birthday but I never could! Happy birthday, bestie!
• Happy birthday to the queen of comedy! Out of all my girl friends, you always make me laugh!
• Happy birthday to a childhood friend of mine who still hasn’t grown up!
• Don’t let another year get you down, my friend. It’s only going to get worse from here!
• Happy birthday, old-timer! Have a savage day this year!
• Happy birthday, buddy! Remember, you’re only as old as you feel… Which is unfortunate for you!
• To know someone so wonderful and funny is such a blessing. You’re very lucky, my friend!
• Happy birthday, bestie! Here’s hoping you got lots of cash in your birthday cards this year!
• Everyone should have a great friend in their life, so I guess you’re lucky that you have me! Happy birthday, man!
• Happy birthday to a special friend who is truly unique. Whether or not that’s for good reasons I’ll let you decide!
• You don't look another year older, bestie… you look like you’ve aged about 10!
• Happy birthday to my boy friend: my very best buddy and a male friend who I love like a brother!
• What did I do to deserve a friend like you? It must have been something pretty terrible!
• Getting older is a trap, buddy. Don’t grow up!
• Happy birthday, old man! It’s only gray hair and wrinkles ahead of you now!
• Happy birthday to someone who has great taste in friends!
• Age might not have been kind to you, my friend, but I always will be! Happy birthday to you!
• Happy birthday to my hilariously funny and wonderfully crazy friend! I wouldn’t have you any other way! 

 

Happy birthday, buddy! I wanted to get you a gift that would put a smile on your face and make you laugh, before realizing you already have me for that!

Happy birthday to my bestie who despite knowing absolutely everything about me continues to be my friend anyway!

Take a deep breath, my friend. You’re going to need all the air in your lungs to blow out all those candles on your birthday cake!

Happy birthday, my friend!

I wanted to bake you a birthday cake 
this year but then I realised it was 
actually quite a lot of effort!

Another birthday, another year older… How many is that now?! 😜

We have no choice but to be best friends: 
We know too many of each other’s secrets!

Wishing you a great birthday!

Laughter, loyalty, and trust
are just a few of the attributes
that make a friend a best friend, 
and you’re so lucky that you have
all of those and more in me!

Happy birthday, bestie!