Bear Grylls is a fraud.

A few feet away from a road with cars.

Better drink my own piss.

are you not entertained?!

Here's someone to believe in: Les Stroud - Snowshoes and Solitude 1 of 6

After his marriage to Sue Jamison in 1994, the two of them spent one year living in the Canadian wilderness living a paleolithic existence. They traveled to Goldsborough Lake ( [show location on an interactive map] 50°41′55″N 89°20′46″W / 50.69861°N 89.34611°W / 50.69861; -89.34611) deep in the Wabakimi and built a cabin with no metal, plastic, or otherwise manufactured tools. They took a store of traditional foods and attempted to supplement it by hunting and trapping. Family and medical emergencies brought them out of the bush on two occasions. Their primitive living experience was filmed by Stroud and released as the 50 minute documentary, Snowshoes and Solitude, which was named Best Documentary at the Muskoka Film Festival and Best Film at the Waterwalker Film Festival.

I'm glad you have informed me that the little box with the pictures of the pop survival show on it is NOT 100% reality.

Would a fraud drink his own piss???

And yet, I love him.