American Reunion (2012)

Rebecca De Mornay: Rachel - Finch's Mom

Quotes 

• [Finch's Mom and Stifler are having sex] 

  Steve Stifler : Oh, take those off!

  Rachel - Finch's Mom : We shouldn't be doing this.

  Steve Stifler : Yes, we should!

  Rachel - Finch's Mom : Oh, Stifler!

  Steve Stifler : Oh, Finch's Mom!

  Steve Stifler : Call me the Stifmeister!

  Rachel - Finch's Mom : Yeah, you are the Stifmeister!

  Steve Stifler : Oh, Finch's Mom!

  Steve Stifler : Tell me I'm the best!

  Rachel - Finch's Mom : You are the best!

  Steve Stifler : Oh, Finch's Mom!

  Rachel - Finch's Mom : Yes! Yes!

  Steve Stifler : Oh, your son's such a dork!

  Rachel - Finch's Mom : Stop talking about him!

  [Finch's Mom screams] 

• Rachel - Finch's Mom : Excuse me.

  Steve Stifler : Hi.

  Rachel - Finch's Mom : Hi.

  Rachel - Finch's Mom : I'm looking for Paul Finch. Have you seen him anywhere?

  Steve Stifler : What do you want with Finch?

  Rachel - Finch's Mom : I'm here to pick him up. I'm his mom.

  Steve Stifler : [Stifler looks excited]  Finch has a mom?

  Steve Stifler : I mean, you're Finch's mom?

  Rachel - Finch's Mom : Yeah, are you a friend of his?

  Steve Stifler : Oh, yeah. Paul is like my best friend. I love him so much. More now than ever before. In fact, I can't believe we haven't met. I'm Steve Stifler.

  [Rachel and Stifler shake hands, then Stifler kisses Rachel's hand] 

  Rachel - Finch's Mom : I'm Rachel.

• Rachel - Finch's Mom : You know, when I was in high school, I dated a lacrosse player. In fact, I dated a few of them.

  Steve Stifler : You don't say.

  Rachel - Finch's Mom : I always wanted Paul to be more into sports. But, he was just never that interested.

  Steve Stifler : You don't have to sugarcoat it. Finch was a klutz.

  Rachel - Finch's Mom : [Rachel laughs]  Yeah, I guess he was, but he did not get that from me. I was head cheerleader.

• Rachel - Finch's Mom : [1:41:24]  If there's anything I learned from lacrosse players, it's that I like to handle a stick and cradle those balls.

  Steve Stifler : [Excitedly]  I love you.

  Rachel - Finch's Mom : Are you ready for me, Stifler?