Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009)

Justin Long: Alvin

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Quotes 

• Alvin : Si, don't make me have to kiss you because I'll do it! I don't care! Here come the lips! Makeout train is leaving the station! Toot toot!

• Alvin : Come on, Alvin! Remember your 5 D's: dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge!

• Alvin : Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong!

• Dave : [yelling over the phone]  Alvin!

  Alvin : Yep, nobody does that better than him.

• Alvin : There's something wrong with the clock! It won't shut up! I can't sleep!

  [screams] 

  Toby : That's the point. It's an alarm clock. It helps you wake up early in the morning.

  Alvin : Why would anyone want to wake up early?

• [last lines] 

  Alvin : Boy! I suddenly got really, really tired.

  Alvin : [laughs]  Night, Dave!

  Dave : Alvin!

• Alvin : Right back at you, Dr. Rubes!

• Alvin : Guys? Oh, great.

  Brittany : They're gone, Alvin.

• Dr. Rubin : [about her Chipmunks tattoo]  It was my birthday and I was like "Oh, the Chipmunks!" So, what do you say? Will you represent our school?

  Alvin : Honestly, suspension still sounds pretty good to me.

• Dave : [to Simon]  I'm counting on you.

  Alvin : Dave, wait a minute! Why is he in charge?

• Alvin : I'm not going anywhere without Da-...

  [singing] 

  Alvin : ... -aydream believer and a homecoming queen.

  Doctor : I hope for your sake he stays asleep for the entire flight.

  Simon : Maybe we should give him another shot just to be sure.

• [first lines] 

  Alvin : [laughs]  We're back!

  Alvin : Let's go!

• Alvin : Whoops! Well, it looks like it's time to play my second-favorite game: Hide the Broken TV From Dave. You wanna play?

• Alvin : Who's Aunt Jackie?

  Theodore : The one who sends us those metal buckets of yummy popcorn for Christmas.

  Alvin : Oh, Popcorn Jackie.

• Toby : What was school like for me? Uh, in a word: awesome. But, you know, that's 'cause I was like extremely popular.

  Simon : Is that why you still live with your grandma?

  Alvin : And refer to yourself as "The Tobester?"

  Theodore : And go

  [imitating video game] 

  Theodore : pyu pyu pyu all day?

• Alvin : Dave, just think how much you'd miss us if there were six of us.

  Dave : Alvin, what did you say?

  Alvin : Well, the Chipettes needed a place to crash, right? So I said that you said they could stay with us as long as they needed to.

  Dave : Alvin...

  Alvin : Okay!

• Dave : Alvin, you need to share the spotlight. It's not all about you.

  Alvin : Sorry, Dave! I can't hear you over the thousands of fans screaming my name!

• Alvin : [as Robert DeNiro]  You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? I'm the only one here, so you must be talking to me.

• Alvin : [entering classroom for the first time]  Ah, I love the smell of zitcream in the morning!

• Alvin : Do you know what Dave would say if he were here right now?

  Simon , Theodore : [screaming]  Alvin!

  Alvin : Not bad, but I think it needs to come more from the belly.

• Alvin : [as Hannibal Lecter]  I'm gonna crack you like an acorn and eat you for dinner with some fava beans and a nice chianti!

  Footballer : Did he say something about my father?

• Alvin : Oh, I didn't realize I pocket-dialed 1-800-LOWLIFE.

• Alvin : [fighting over a blanket with Simon]  You might as well be rooting out truffles in the French countryside because you are in fact hogging!

• Alvin : Hello, Humane Society? Yes, I need help! A man is after us! He wants to take us to a terrible place... school!

• Simon : Erm, Alvin? Did you forget to turn off the washing machine?

  Alvin : Uh, fuck!