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Discworld #20

Hogfather

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It's the night before Hogswatch. And it's too quiet.

Where is the big jolly fat man? Why is Death creeping down chimneys and trying to say Ho Ho Ho? The darkest night of the year is getting a lot darker...

Susan the gothic governess has got to sort it out by morning, otherwise there won't be a morning. Ever again...

The 20th Discworld novel is a festive feast of darkness and Death (but with jolly robins and tinsel too).

As they say: "You'd better watch out..."

448 pages, Paperback

First published January 1, 1996

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Terry Pratchett

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Born Terence David John Pratchett, Sir Terry Pratchett sold his first story when he was thirteen, which earned him enough money to buy a second-hand typewriter. His first novel, a humorous fantasy entitled The Carpet People, appeared in 1971 from the publisher Colin Smythe.

Terry worked for many years as a journalist and press officer, writing in his spare time and publishing a number of novels, including his first Discworld novel, The Color of Magic, in 1983. In 1987, he turned to writing full time.

There are over 40 books in the Discworld series, of which four are written for children. The first of these, The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents, won the Carnegie Medal.

A non-Discworld book, Good Omens, his 1990 collaboration with Neil Gaiman, has been a longtime bestseller and was reissued in hardcover by William Morrow in early 2006 (it is also available as a mass market paperback - Harper Torch, 2006 - and trade paperback - Harper Paperbacks, 2006).

In 2008, Harper Children's published Terry's standalone non-Discworld YA novel, Nation. Terry published Snuff in October 2011.

Regarded as one of the most significant contemporary English-language satirists, Pratchett has won numerous literary awards, was named an Officer of the British Empire (OBE) “for services to literature” in 1998, and has received honorary doctorates from the University of Warwick in 1999, the University of Portsmouth in 2001, the University of Bath in 2003, the University of Bristol in 2004, Buckinghamshire New University in 2008, the University of Dublin in 2008, Bradford University in 2009, the University of Winchester in 2009, and The Open University in 2013 for his contribution to Public Service.

In Dec. of 2007, Pratchett disclosed that he had been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease. On 18 Feb, 2009, he was knighted by Queen Elizabeth II.

He was awarded the World Fantasy Life Achievement Award in 2010.

Sir Terry Pratchett passed away on 12th March 2015.

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December 26, 2022
This is a book about the nature of belief; the reminder that things we think of as essential, eternal, unbreakable are here because we willed them to be. It is the book about origins, of sorts.



This book is a reminder that what we think of as sweet harmless stories come from darker, scary places. And that is for a reason. So many things stem from the simple fact - we, humans, need to believe; we need to create and fantasize to make the world make any sense, to have the world we think of as permanent BE.



Belief is what underlies what we are as humans. But Pratchett, in this Christmas-type Discworld story does not harp on the same old 'You gotta believe because of the holiday spirit" BS. He does not limit himself to the cynical in its childhood clarity belief that 'if you don't believe in Santa, there will be no presents'. No, in his interpretation belief is our attempt to make things make sense. Yes, we chose to believe in god(s) or in nature or karma or things of that sort; we take comfort in these things. But belief Pratchett is concerned with is way more than that - it is what's woven into the fabric of our existence; without it, would we ever even have abstract concepts that define us - mercy, justice, compassion, friendship, love? Basically, we need to believe in little lies - like Hogfather - before we are able to believe in big lies that make us human.

And that's what Pratchett says in this book, through the small-caps voice of his most enigmatic and inhuman character - DEATH. Why? Because "some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them."



YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.

"So we can believe the big ones?"

YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.

"They're not the same at all!"

YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME... SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.

"Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point—"

MY POINT EXACTLY.
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Despite what I wrote above, this story, with all the think-about-it message is far from preaching; on the contrary, it's hilariously entertaining. Due to a bit of trouble involving the Auditors of Reality and a sociopathic member of the Assassins Guild ("Mister Teatime, who saw things differently from other people, and one of the ways that he saw things differently from other people was in seeing other people as things."), Death finds himself in need to impersonate the legendary Hogfather (think Santa Claus with boar husks, riding a sleigh led by boars). And there are teeth involved.



And ultimately it's up to Death's granddaughter (don't ask) Susan to fix this entire mess. Susan, the level-headed, extra-rational, self-sufficient duchess-turned-governess who firmly believes that "Real children do not go hoppity skip unless they are on drugs." Susan, the level-headed young woman that, despite trying to cling to normality, keeps monsters in line with a very important storyline-wise fireplace poker.
"The children refused to disbelieve in the monsters because, frankly, they knew damn well the things were there.

But she'd found that they could, very firmly, also believe in the poker."
And it is exactly this combination of magic and firm reality that makes her such an irresistible character. That, and the extreme pragmaticism combined with a weary knowledge of the world that does not fit into the rigid frames of everyday "normal".
"She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella."



And, of course, we get to enjoy the company of one of Pratchett's most fascinating characters - Death. There are plenty of funny moments as he tries on Hogfather's false beard for size, so to say. Up until now, he never had to trouble himself with the 'naughty or nice' question, and he's never had people line up eager to see him. And there are a few things that Death learns thanks to this new temporary jobs - like the value of charity, the gift of life (if you've ever been scarred by Andersen's saddest fairy-tale 'A Girl with Matches' you'll know right away what I mean!) and the unfairness of socio-economic status quo.
"Charity ain't giving people what you wants to give, it's giving people what they need to get."



Not to mention the pointy-hatted appearance of the Wizards of the Unseen University ("Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time."), the amazing thinking machine Hex (which from now on will be FTB-enabled ), Verucca Gnome, Nobby Nobbs (who, of course, had been a nice... ummm... individual), and one well-crafted bathroom. All together, all this creates Pratchett's trademark witty and slightly absurd atmosphere, frequently with seriousness cleverly hiding behind well-placed puns and goofs.

5 stars and a high recommendation to new and old Pratchett fans. This one will definitely remains my beloved annual holiday read.

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My ever-expanding collection of Pratchett’s Discworld reviews:
- Guards! Guards!
- Men at Arms
- Thud!
- Lords and Ladies
- The Wee Free Men
- Hogfather
- Monstrous Regiment
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805 reviews4,743 followers
July 4, 2021
Father Christmas should watch out who is his sick leave substitute, although even a strange rebranding won´t be able to stop the commercialization of sticky, superficial holiday bliss.

Power vacuums are nasty things, just imagine what happens if an unimportant, human factor disappears, weakens, or changes sides, pure anarchy, and chaos, even worse, real progressive change is suddenly possible. And that´s nothing compared to Discworld level of power, Pratchett uses the idea of a well balanced universe with personified entities and natural forces, able to change time, space, and the laws of physics, causing catastrophes if they are sabotaged, disappear or are just having a bad day. Could be seen as kind of funny cosmic horror, not so many Lovecraftian überaliens maybe destroying a universe for fun, more anthropomorphized superbeings that have trivial problems that drive them sad, depressed, or nuts and, by the way, the universe close to destruction.

But no matter how mighty they might be, humans and fantasy creature´s believes, prayers, and sacrifices are still so important for them that they need an audience, classic god complex, in this case mixed with feelings of inferiority. Wait what second class alternatives are already nervously waiting to take their place.

Can please anyone tell me the different options of what The Auditors of Reality mean in the respective contexts in the books they appear in? What philosophical, real- life, and metaphysical, theoretical physics explanations are hidden in their motivations and why they do what they do. I´ve done rereads and especially focused on their dialogues, analyzed how they are tricked, what conclusion they draw, etc. it´s still an enigma, I feel like I am not getting something, help!

I would prefer a commercialized, delicious soft drink associated Hogfather in contrast to the boring Christkind that has a pretty tough monopoly in parts of central Europe and even hasn´t any kind of potential evil minions or dark helpers that could make the handing out of presents a bit more thrilling. Thereby I also don´t know enough about the Hogfather thing to get all the hidden innuendo treasures, stupid Christkind, shame on you, I will stop believing and you will lose all your power, ha! Cry as much as you want, commercialization owns you anyway, you old, outdated legend, I couldn´t even sit at your lap when I was small, what a poor superpower is not cloning oneself to be in every mall like good old Santa? Childhood dreams crushed.

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The idea of the dissected motifs rocks, highlighting the main real world inspirational elements of fiction and satire is something usually done with so called higher literature, but a much more interesting field in readable literature, as it offers the joy of reading, subtle criticism, and feeling smart all together.
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4.5/5 stars. One of the greatest Christmas stories ever told

This was a wonderful story, and Terry Pratchett continues to amaze me at what he is able to conjure up in that genius brain of his. Not only is he able to come up with truly unique fantasy plots, but he has the ability to make me laugh from start to finish along the way.

Story: 4/5

The story itself is fun, unique, and enjoyable. I loved the idea that Pratchett could decide that he wants to parody something like Christmas, but then end up churning out something so perfectly fit within the Discworld theme in ingenious fashion. I don't want to ruin the plot for anyone who may read this, as I think even the basics should be preserved so that you get surprised at how awesome the concepts are here.

The only reason that I knocked a little off the score was I thought that the last 1/4 of the book kind of slogged along and didn't finish very strongly - but other than that this was an extremely enjoyable read.

World Building: 4/5

The world wasn't really expanded on much here, it simply takes what we already know about Discworld and introduces a story within it. While I do love the Discworld itself, I do ultimately find myself wishing that it could be more thoroughly explored. There are so many interesting locations that could be gone into in more detail, but virtually all the books take place at the same locations.

Fantasy Elements: 5/5

The fantasy elements to this book are evident from the first few pages, and persist throughout the entire book. I don't really want to go into more detail here as I worry about ruining what makes this book so great - but needless to say the fantasy parts of this book are part of what makes this book so special.

Characters: 4/5

The story centers around the character of "Death", who is probably the person most people associate with being the best Discworld character. For me, while he is interesting, his monotone outlook on everything usually follows an arc of extremely interesting at the beginning, but it wears a bit thin towards the end. This is definitely my favorite story involving this character though, and it's the best story involving his daughter Susan as well - who I have found to be uninteresting gin the past.

Writing Style: 5/5

Terry Pratchett's writing style is what keeps me coming back. He is able to wonderfully blend some deep philosophical perspectives with uproariously funny humor in a way that nobody has ever been able to do when this book was written. He keeps you smiling from start to finish, and it just feels good to read a book from an author who is as good as he is.

Enjoyment: 4.5/5

I loved this book, it was funny, poignant, and I couldn't put it down. I did think the ending was the weak point in it, but I still thought this was one of the better Discworld books ever written.

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April 9, 2024
"IT IS THE THINGS YOU BELIEVE IN WHICH MAKE YOU HUMAN. GOOD THINGS AND BAD THINGS, IT'S ALL THE SAME."

Hogfather itself concerns the Discworld, where there are things that control the Universe called The Auditors and they do not like Humans, because Humans are messy. Well, they did invent dullness. And Death is meddling again. His grand-daughter Susan is trying to be normal, but how normal is hitting bogeymen with a poker, really? And we haven't even mentioned the one-eyed Assassin yet, or the fact that no-one seems to believe in the Hogfather any more.

Terry Pratchett's 20th Discworld novel is their version of a Yuletide story, complete with many deaths, lots of Death and some of the most thought-provoking conversations I've ever come across. He has other books that are better written, although I think you'd be hard pressed to find any mistakes here. The depth of characters (considering how many there actually are) is astounding and is brought forward in such a way that you don't really notice it until you close the book and realise that you know more about Ridcully than you do your own Nan.

The humour is typical early-Discworld. It is the same that runs through the entire series, but here it is a bit less rounded than elsewhere. It can often be subtle, or it can very much in your face. It is very much an English-kind-of-Humour book.

What you take from this particular novel, however, is just how important belief is to Human Beings. It is not enough to say that we tell children to believe in Father Christmas just so that they don't understand the value of money and have to work it out later on or because it's "tradition", but it's so we can understand that beliefs are the most important thing to us. If we did not believe, what would we be?

I'm not sure how, but my third read of this made me upgrade it to a full 5-stars. Am I getting in to the Christmas Hogswatch spirit?

Every year I read this. Every year I love it more and more. I am incapable of putting in to words my utter love for this book and everything contained within.

[First read: 9th June, 2013. 3 stars.
Second read: 19th December, 2015. 4 stars.
Third Read: 21st December, 2016. 5 stars.
Fourth Read: 16th December, 2017. 5 stars.
Fifth Read: 9th November, 2022. 5 stars.
Sixth Read: 14th March, 2024. 5 stars.]
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December 7, 2023
For me this has been the perfect Christmas read ever since I first read it. :)

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“Charity ain’t giving people what you wants to give, it’s giving people what they need to get.”

“There’s a tip, though. Just ‘ho, ho, ho’ will do. Don’t say, ‘Cower, brief mortals’ unless you want them to grow up to be moneylenders or some such.”


IT IS THE NIGHT OF HOGSWATCH (Terry Pratchett's answer to Christmas) when all children around DISCWORLD have hung up their stockings and waiting for the Hogfather (aka Father Christmas) to arrive on his sleigh drawn by 4 hogs and bring their presents.

If they were not asleep, they would find that instead of the FAT MAN, a rather thin-looking skeleton with false beard and a pillow underneath the red garments, arrives to deliver the prezzies with a very old, ugly, reluctant and drunk "pixie" in tow.

And the reason why Death has to "jump in" and save the day or the night in this particular case is that The Hogfather went missing as well as a toothfairy.

Strange and evil powers are at large to eliminate all beliefs and superstitions in the world and Death with the help of his granddaughter Susan and the oh-god of hangovers is out to save humanity....

I first read the Hogfather in 2010 and it became a favourite by page 15 or maybe page 10. I have reread it before/during Xmas ever since to get into/out of the spirit of things.
It is an awesome book & never stops to amaze / entertain me even after the Nth reread.


“You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'
IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.
'She's a child!' shouted Crumley.
IT'S EDUCATIONAL.
'What if she cuts herself?'
THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.”

“IT'S THE EXPRESSION ON THEIR LITTLE FACES I LIKE, said the Hogfather.
"You mean sort of fear and awe and not knowing whether to laugh or cry or wet their pants?"
YES. NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL BELIEF."



What I love about it:
Everything, but especially
- The scene with Lord Downey & the auditors
- Death dressing up as the Hogfather & Albert as pixie
- Hex, Archchancellor Ridcully & the wizards of UU and their Hogswatch feast craziness
- Bloody Stupid Johnson's bathroom design
- The oh God of Hangovers, Bilious, & how the wizards cure the world's greatest hangover
- How the book holds a not-so-very distorted mirror reflecting upon our “spirit of Christmas”
- How all the layers of Hogswatch / Xmas are removed/explored one by one to get to the long forgotten origins of this festival & how cleverly it is connected with other beliefs (tooth fairy, controlling someone through teeth/fingernail/hair)

What I don’t like:
- No such thing. “ COWER BRIEF MORTALS. HO.HO.HO.”
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December 27, 2019
„…човек по природа е митопоетично същество.
– И какво означава това?
– Означава, че си съчиняваме в движение разни глупости.“


Призракът на отминалата Коледа все още витае и Дядо Прас едва що е казал последното си ХО. ХО. ХО. Уютно време човек да седне и да направи разбор на годината. Или на живота си. Или на вярванията си като цяло. А вие в какво вярвате?

Тери Пратчет винаги е натоварвал простичките вярвания с доста тежка символика. Онези вярвания, които не оставят корена на човек да се изтръгне от земята, дори да е особено хилав. Вярванията, на които животът се уповава и които ти гарантират, че накъдето и да се е търколил собственият ти свят, винаги има едно кътче, където можеш да се завърнеш и да почерпиш сили. Обикновено въпросното кътче е в главата ти, но повечето хора като че не разбират това.

Това, което чак сега (!) осъзнавам в романите за Света на Диска, в които Смърт заема централна роля, е, че той някак си е въплъщение на повече човещина от самите хора. Смърт се опитва да разбере хората, да ги имитира дори, но някои техни привички си остават непонятни за него. Някак обаче успява да улови непреходната им същина, онова човешко, което сякаш го няма в чист вид, а е останало само в умовете на хората или в преданията, като идеал, като послеобраз на древни, здраво стъпили на земята прадеди. Смърт е пич с една дума.

Тери Пратчет също така си пада и по архизлодеите. Каква полза да извършиш геройство, ако ще е срещу някакъв дребен противник? Защо да се бориш, ако не е, за да опазиш целия свят (и от самия него, разбира се)? Е, първо трябва да се пребориш със себе си, защото това, което дебне в собственото ти съзнание, обикновено е по-лошо от всички караконджули и вампири тъдява. Освен ако не си дете. Те са непобедими. Техният свят „изобщо не е съкратена версия на света на възрастните… Всичко е… в повече“. Чак понякога се питам къде отива всичкото това „в повече“. И си мисля, че като растем, забравяме повече неща, отколкото някога ще научим. Децата вярват, а в това има много сила. Вярват и в небивалиците, и в Дядо Прас, и в ръжѐна.
„Истината е някъде там, трябва само да се пресегнеш към нея, лъжите обаче отдавна са се наместили в главата ти.“

Знаете ли кое е общото между нас и Света на Диска? Преди няколко века все щеше да се извъди някой умник да каже, че е плоската земя, но не. Антропоморфните персонификации са. Въплътените същества, занимаващи се с неща, които все някой трябва да ги свърши. Защото друг начин няма, но и защото всички искат утре да изгрее слънцето, а не „едно най-пошло кълбо от пламтящ газ“, нали така?
„ХОРАТА ИМАТ НУЖДА ОТ ФАНТАЗИИТЕ, ЗА ДА БЪДАТ ХОРА… ИЗПИТВАТЕ ПОТРЕБНОСТ ДА ВЯРВАТЕ И В ОНОВА, КОЕТО НЕ Е ИСТИНСКО. ИНАЧЕ КАК ТО ЩЕ СЕ СЛУЧИ НАКРАЯ?“

Не знам дали всички сме слушкали достатъчно през изминалата година и дали според това си получаваме (или не) подаръците, но каквото и да става, вярвайте в поне едно нещо, по-голямо от вас (да, и Йети става) и не забравяйте да пиете
М-Н-О-Г-У-Х-А-П-Ч-И-Т-Ъ-О-Т-С-У-Ш-Е-Н-И-Ж-Е-Б-И.
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January 14, 2019
“Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape.”

From Discworld’s inception, readers have known that Sir Terry Pratchett has fired a shot across the bow of convention, especially religious institutions, with his concept of a flat world atop four elephants who themselves stood atop of great turtle. Hogfather, his 20th Discworld novel first published in 1996, takes off where 1992’s Small Gods (his 13th) leaves off.

“Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter!”

Hogfather, Discworld’s swinerific version of Jolly Old Saint Nick, has gone missing and Death has taken over while things get sorted out. But that’s only the beginning of the fun Terry has in store for us as Susan, the Wizards, The Librarian (Oook!), Nobby Nobs, Foul Old Ron and a host of Discworld favorites join in to make this one of the best Discworld novels.

“DO I DETECT A NOTE OF UNSEASONAL GRUMPINESS? said Death. NO SUGAR PIGGYWIGGY FOR YOU, ALBERT.” 

“Belief” is difficult at best in our world, but in Pratchett’s Discworld, the complexities of belief in a theological personification can take on a whole other sort of intricacy. When the Auditors get sideways and we start seeing deific entities like an Oh god! of Hangovers and Eaters of Socks, we get to explore absurdities the likes of which only Pratchett could pull off.

“This is very similar to the suggestion put forward by the Quirmian philosopher Ventre, who said, "Possibly the gods exist, and possibly they do not. So why not believe in them in any case? If it's all true you'll go to a lovely place when you die, and if it isn't then you've lost nothing, right?" When he died he woke up in a circle of gods holding nasty-looking sticks and one of them said, "We're going to show you what we think of Mr Clever Dick in these parts...” 

Pratchett takes on the Gaimanesque idea that gods and mythical creatures exist and gain sustenance from belief nine years before Neil’s masterpiece American Gods. Then Terry goes one step further and satirizes the concept of belief and fear and studies themes of faith, psychological need, and fundamental fairness in his special and unique way. Fairness, when discussed between Death and Albert, is one of the high points in the entire Discworld universe and is an archetypal moment in his prose.

One of his best, a MUST read for Discworld fans and maybe a good start for the series by those not yet initiated.

“Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them”

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December 26, 2018
Re-read on Xmas!

And it couldn't have better timing. Who else would like to see Death taking on the role of Discworld's Santa?

Or better yet, have Susan get involved. :)

Or have a hit put out on the Hogfather while Death flies with the pigs?

OR HAVE TO DEAL WITH RIDCULLY's BATH? *shudder*

Well, here's to ants in the AI! I've just upped my score on this one to a full five. For some reason, this Pratchett tickled me in all the best places. :)
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August 16, 2021
This was a reread of one of my favourite Pratchett books which stars two of my favourite characters, Death and Susan Sto Helit. If ever I were to get into a reading slump (not that that ever seems to happen) I am pretty sure this book would pull me out of it.

As usual the author's humour is spot on and his philosophising is done with a light touch. The book travels between the wizards at the university, Death on a sleigh handing out presents to small children, and Susan attempting to find the Tooth Fairy and save the Hogfather. Sounds silly? Of course it is, but Pratchett makes it all seem logical and gives the reader lots of laughs along the way.

I enjoyed it enormously as I do every time I read it. The television version is pretty good too.
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November 26, 2023
This book tickled my funnybone while also giving me food for thought! One of my favorite quotes is: "Shoes so sensible they could do their own tax returns." This made me laugh out loud for no discernible reason at all except maybe because I have worn sensible shoes all my life. As a child, we got one pair of shoes per year. They were always sensible Clarks with leather uppers and were big enough to allow for growth. Part of the yearly ritual was to go to the shoe store and have our feet measured. One shoe store even had an electric machine!

Another favorite quote which makes my mind boggle and my imagination run away with me is: "He wished he'd had the time to tidy up his rooms a bit, or at least get some of the more embarrassing bits off the stuffed rhinoceros!"

Finally, here is a quote that makes me ponder, and I do so love to ponder: "The truth may be out there but lies are inside your head."

Update 9/8/23: our daughter is visiting for the weekend, so we are listening to the next volume in the Death mini-series!

Update 11/25/23: Nigel Planer's snuffling/sucking sound effects for the Eater-of-Socks character has us in stitches!
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September 21, 2011
This book is hilarious.

The Auditors have decided that they need to "remove" the Hog Father...so they contact the Assassin's guild and Mr. Teatime (pronounce it "Teh-ah-tim-eh." ) is sent to "inhum" him (but Hog Father isn't human). As you can imagine chaos ensues. With Death taking over the Hog Father's role to keep belief in him alive, while Mr. Teatime (pronounce it "Teh-ah-tim-eh.") and Susan (Deaths grand daughter) are in the realm of the tooth fairy...Teatime trying to use what's there to assassinate the Hog Father and Susan trying to stop him, while Death is taking children's Hog Watch wishes very literally..... While all this is going on we haven't even talked about the wizards and......well you get the idea.

Pratchett at his best (and that's saying something). Read this ....or the Verruca Gnome might show up.... think about it.
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755 reviews215 followers
December 18, 2022
IT GETS UNDER YOUR SKIN, LIFE, said Death, stepping forward, SPEAKING METAPHORICALLY, OF COURSE. IT’S A HABIT THAT’S HARD TO GIVE UP. ONE PUFF OF BREATH IS NEVER ENOUGH. YOU’LL FIND YOU WANT TO TAKE ANOTHER.

When it comes to favourite Christmas reads, Terry Pratchett's Hogfather is as perfect as they come for me. It certainly beats Charles Dickens when comes to spreading seasonal cheer and tell an uplifting tale of what makes humans ... human.

Hogfather has got all the classical elements of stories of woe and hardship appealing to our collective social conscience, it has charming wintry scenes, it has a fat man climbing down chimneys to deliver presents. But it is also a lot of fun. And it has auditors, assassins, DEATH, and a passive-aggressive raven.

And, yet, all the wizards, fairies, gnomes, bogeymen, and ant-driven computing machines cannot take away any of the depths that line the story of how DEATH's love of humans saves the world from eternal meaninglessness.

The sun rose.
The light streamed over Susan like a silent gale. It was dazzling. She crouched back, raising her forearm to cover her eyes.
The great red ball turned frost to fire along the winter branches. Gold light slammed into the mountain peaks, making every one a blinding, silent volcano. It rolled onward, gushing into the valleys and thundering up the slopes, unstoppable . . .
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9,564 reviews101 followers
December 26, 2019
Hogfather (Discworld, #20; Death, #4), Terry Pratchett
Hogfather is the 20th Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett, It was first released in 1996.
The series closely follows the plot of the novel, in which the Hogfather, the Discworld equivalent of Father Christmas, has gone missing and Death is forced to take his place while Death's granddaughter Susan, attempts to find out what happened.

از مجموعه ی «دیسک ورلد» تاکنون بیش از چهل رمان به چاپ رسیده؛ که در زمینه ی خیالپردازی و طنز و هزل هستند، و تقریباً هر چیزی زیر این خورشید را به‌ سخره گرفته‌ اند. «دیسک‌ ورلد»، صفحه ی تختی است؛ که روی شانه ی چهار فیل غول‌پیکر قرار گرفته، فیل‌هایی که خود بر روی پشت آتوئین کبیر، لاک‌پشت عظیم‌ الجثه‌ ای قرار گرفته‌ اند که در دنیای بیکران شناکنان به سوی مقصد نامعلومی حرکت می‌کند. رمان‌هایش تقریباً هر چه شخصیت خیال‌پردازی و علمی-تخیلی است را شامل می‌شود، ایده‌ها و حقه‌ ها، شرکت فیلم‌سازی برگمن، استرالیا، فیلم‌سازی، انتشار روزنامه، موزیک راک اند رول، فرهنگ، فلسفه، تاریخ مصر باستان، مهاجرت قبایل اولیه، بی‌نظمی و سلطنت و ...؛ ا. شربیانی
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478 reviews1,853 followers
December 28, 2020
With a normal Christmas ruined, I felt the need to load my batteries with the maximum amount of Christmas content. I've listened to absurd amounts of Christmas music of dubious quality, watched Die Hard for the first time, drank my sorrows away with mulled wine, and now felt charitable enough to finally give Discworld another chance after realising this is probably the closest the fantasy genre has to a Christmas novel!

The result? This might be my favourite Discworld novel out of the ones I've tried so far. Could potentially have been caused by the festive mood, but who knows? I enjoyed both the humour, the ridiculousness of the parallel world solar festival traditions, and the philosophical explorations of human nature.

Hogfather is a fascinating little tale basically describing the Grim Reaper having to masquerade as Santa Claus, and ending up discovering a whole lot about what's important to people and their customs.

All in all, a good package.
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2,111 reviews3,649 followers
December 26, 2018
This is the 20th Discworld novel so, technically, I've read this out of order (I haven't read #19 yet) but it being Christmas made me and my fellow buddy-readers mix it up a little because it was too good an opportunity to pass up.

It is almost Hogwatch Night, the Discworld's version of Christmas and the Hogfather (Santa) is ... a little different. For starters, he's gone. And when he does show up after all, he's a skeleton and his pixie is ... well, Albert plus a considerable number of sherries. Death has taken over from the original Hogfather in order to save the universe, sort of.

The Death of Rats is getting Susan, because if anyone can stop true catastrophe from striking (which it will if order isn't restored since Death isn't too good at being human - or, rather, too good at it), it's the half-human-half-Death governness with the poker that makes any monster run for cover. Oh, and he's aided by the raven he befriended last time.

After a brief period of denial, she goes with the pair to look after her grandfather. After all, he did expressly forbid her from getting involved.
Unfortunately, there's a very creative assassin, too, and the Auditors are egging him on (they really should know better from their last plot). And Ridcully and the wizards - along with Hex - have their hands full as well when helping both Death and Susan.

Each and every group of characters was hilarious. From Hex only working when it's given its teddy bear and the ever complaining raven, to the terrified monsters and Death of Rats squeaking excitedly. Then there are also the contemplative musings of Death with Albert and/or Susan. There was fun, there was suspense, there was the signature humour as sharp as Death's scythe, ... In short: another perfect addition to the series.

For a better look at what I mean when I say this novel is very deep and contemplative, please have a look at all the quotes I highlighted - because I scarcely have words.

Moreover, this had a peculiar seasonal feel to it what with all the magical beings coming into the world and us seeing our own traditions and customs through the distorted lens of this flat but oh-so-well-rounded world.
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6,478 reviews499 followers
December 26, 2019
2/14/2008

Inseparable in my mind from a Futurama Christmas episode. Which is not a bad thing at all.

***
6/21/2014

Winter solstice holiday book at the summer solstice, why not? A wintry book can be just the thing on a day it is too hot to move, let alone go outside.

Here is Death, trying to maintain faith in the jolly man in the red suit, Albert along to coach and play elf, while Susan is diverted from her job as a governess to try and hunt the down the missing big guy. There is the creepiest assassin ever, a tooth fairy, the ohgod of hangovers, and strange things afoot at the Unseen University.

There's also a contemporary feel, with Pratchett riffing on Miracle on 34th Street, and A Christmas Story, as well as more modern retail jokes. The particular winter holiday of the story is a Dickensian sort of event in the home where Susan's working, but the overall effect is part of the general trend of bringing a medieval-Londonish fantasy setting up to the modern day. Once again, Pratchett shows how the stories we tell are a huge part of what makes us human.

It is a delightful treat.

Personal copy.
September 9, 2021
Discworld's take on Santa Claus and the nature of belief in general. It provides a great starring role for Susan, Death's granddaughter, much more so than her prior appearance in Soul Music. Mister Teatime (pronounced Teh-ah-tim-eh, don't you know) came onto the scene as an interesting villain, but later devolved into a one-dimensional psychopath. The faculty of Unseen University have really grown on me during my current series re-read.

The story leaves you feeling like you missed something in places, and the last 50 pages of so were underwhelming, although not without a couple of interesting moments. There are plenty of fantastic scenes, but sometimes it seemed like Pratchett struggled to string them in a logical order.

Note for readers outside the U.K.: a verruca is a plantar wart. This is essential knowledge for this book.
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2,316 reviews1,345 followers
December 7, 2020
Pratchett's festive treat is certainly a great way to celebrate the 20th Discworld book in the series.

Ever since I'd first step foot in Prachett's fictional world of Ankh-Morpk I'd always been excited to reach this one.
Out of the many novels I reckon this is the one that everyone has probably heard of, I even skipped a couple just to read this in December.

How does one even go about reviewing this crazy story?
Well the simple premise is that the Hogfather (similar to our Father Christmas) has gone missing, so DEATH has decided to step into his place - in full fake beard and pillow up his coat so that the children still believe in Hogswatch.
In the meantime his Granddaughter Susan is tasked with finding the real Hogfather.

BUT GOING DOWN THE CHIMNEY? WHERE'S THE SENSE IN THAT? I CAN JUST WALK THROUGH WALLS.

Prachett's usual hilarious style is in abundance in such an easy topic to spoof.
DEATH knows the important of the belief in the Hogfather is that he goes to great lengths to keep up the presence, just thr idea of the skeleton having to switch his normal black robes to red is incredibly funny.

Add to the fact the villain of this novel is also just as memorable too, with such a delightfully fiendish plan.
Susan's second appearance in the series also shows so great character development since Soul Music.

I'd recommend reading the other DEATH novels first, but this has been my favourite from his sub-series.
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961 reviews548 followers
October 7, 2019
Los humanos necesitan la Fantasía para ser humanos. Para estar en el lugar donde el ángel caído se encuentra con el simio que se alza.

Solo por frases como esta, cualquier libro de Pratchett está muy por encima de cualquier libro del montón. Aún así, no es de los mejores de Mundodisco pero tiene algunos diálogos, sobre todo cuando aparece La Muerte, que demuestran este nivel de Pratchett.

En esta ocasión, se centra en el mundo de las creencias y en la necesidad de creer en Papá Noel Papá Puerco para que la humanidad pueda seguir siendo como es.

De los arcos argumentales de Mundodisco, el mejor es de los Guardias en mi opinión, pero el de La Muerte, a pesar de que las historias no llegan al nivel, tienen tanta fuerza los diálogos y las reflexiones de personajes como La Muerte, Albert y Susan que para mí es el segundo mejor arco de Mundodisco. Disfruto con cada novela de esta trama sea lo que sea lo que me cuente.
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Author 67 books801 followers
December 28, 2022
12/23/22: Missed reading this last year, made up for it with the new audio production. I don't know what more I can say than I've said before. This is still near the top of my holiday reading list. I loved sharing it with my husband this year.

12/22/20: I don't actually know how many times I've read this, but enough that I didn't expect to be surprised by it. But Susan and Death's conversation about humans learning to believe the little lies (i.e. the Hogfather bringing presents to all the good little boys and girls) so they can believe the big lies (i.e. justice, mercy, love) really struck me this time. Death says, in essence, that those things exist nowhere in the universe in any concrete way, and yet humans insist on believing them--and Susan replies that if they don't believe, what's the point? I kind of like the idea of humanity being a function of all of us telling the universe where it can get off.

12/9/19: Not much to add this year, except I laughed a lot and disturbed my husband, who was also reading but whose book wasn't as good as mine. Ho. Ho. Ho.

12/23/18: It never ceases to amaze me how well Terry Pratchett, an atheist, understood the nature of belief, of how belief is a peculiarly human characteristic and what it means that humans need things to believe in, for good or ill. Hogfather is one of my favorite Christmas books, and I try to re-read it every couple of years at this season. This time, I particularly loved the computer Hex's transformation into a believer in the Hogfather, and how that made it just as entitled to a relationship with that god/anthropomorphic personification/demiurge as any human child. I also love Susan's relationship with her grandfather Death, and how Death both fully understands human nature (in the way he gets Susan involved in the Hogfather's disappearance) and really, really doesn't (in practically everything else.)

Two scenes come to mind when I think of what this book says about the Christmas season. One is the "Good King Wenceslas" scene, where Death interrupts a king giving his leftovers to a proud, poor man who never asked nobody for nothing. Death's well-made point is that the king gave of his abundance not because he cared for the man, but because it made him feel good to receive gratitude. I have been in the position of receiving well-meant but humiliating charity, and it's made me conscious of my own motives--giving is all very well, but where am I the other 364 days of the year?

The second is the "Little Match Girl" scene (this book is heavily populated with references to familiar Christmas stories) in which Death intervenes to keep the little girl alive rather than let her die to be a heartwarming tale for the more fortunate to remember and be grateful they aren't a frozen child dead in the snow. I don't like Christmas stories whose purpose is solely to tug at the heartstrings, to evoke emotion on the back of other people's tragedies, and the image of Pixie Albert pelting the angels with snowballs makes me laugh.

12/24/16: I love this book. The interactions between Death and his granddaughter Susan are perfect. It's something I re-read every year, a reminder of all the symbolism behind the waning of the year. And there's so much going on in this book: the wizards and their investigation of why there's suddenly a Verruca Gnome and a Cheerful Fairy wandering the halls of Unseen University, the horribly creepy Teatime and his clever but simple plan to "inhume" the Hogfather, Death's scramble to keep the sun rising, and Susan, caught up once again in her grandfather's plan. The Auditors are probably my favorite of Pratchett's villains, because they are so antithetical to life in all its shapes, and yet are torn by the same impulses to become individuals that humans are. It's a marvelous story, with a deeper meaning beneath the humor of the surface: Remember the poker.
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1,015 reviews470 followers
November 22, 2022

“All right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need... fantasies to make life bearable."

REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.

"Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little—"

YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.

"So we can believe the big ones?"

YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.

"They're not the same at all!"

YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET—Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.

"Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point—"

MY POINT EXACTLY.”


I think I'll have to make this book a Christmas tradition. It was just as good as I had expected. Reading Discworld throughout 2021 was a wonderful experience. I enjoyed each book immensely and also loved the way the world and it's vast, varied cast of characters was masterfully crafted. The rest of the series will be a priority in 2022, and once I've finished the lot I think I'll just go back to the start and read it all again.

“You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'
IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.
'She's a child!' shouted Crumley.
IT'S EDUCATIONAL.
'What if she cuts herself?'
THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.”
*******
“And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant's children didn't have a daddy anymore. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after, without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done...which proves that you can be excused for just about anything if you are a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions.”
*******

“Mister Teatime had a truly brilliant mind, but it was brilliant like a fractured mirror, all marvellous facets and rainbows but, ultimately, also something that was broken.”
*******
“The phrase 'Someone ought to do something' was not, by itself, a helpful one. People who used it never added the rider 'and that someone is me'.”
*******
“It was nice to hear the voices of little children at play, provided you took care to be far enough away not to hear what they were actually saying.”
*******
“BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU’VE GOT, IS THAT THE IDEA?

“That’s about the size of it, master. A good god line, that. Don’t give ’em too much and tell ’em to be happy with it. Jam tomorrow, see.”

THIS IS WRONG. Death hesitated. I MEAN…IT’S RIGHT TO BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU’VE GOT. BUT YOU’VE GOT TO HAVE SOMETHING TO BE HAPPY ABOUT HAVING. THERE’S NO POINT IN BEING HAPPY ABOUT HAVING NOTHING.”

*******
“Education had been easy. Learning things had been harder.”
*******
“Charity ain’t giving people what you wants to give, it’s giving people what they need to get.”
*******
“The children refused to disbelieve in the monsters because, frankly, they knew damn well the things were there. But she’d found that they could, very firmly, also believe in the poker.”

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803 reviews77 followers
December 2, 2023
2023 re-read. Yes, every year I get Hogfather out at this time of year because as a Christmas book you can't beat it. As a Discworld book it's very high on the list of my favourites. Every year something new springs out at me, every year I laugh like a drain, have a little cry and it renews my faith in all things Pratchett and even humanity. The part that got me this year was right at the end where Death is talking about what a peculiar species humans are. Terry Pratchett, apart from being a master storyteller, world creator and generally hilarious author was great at the study of human beings with all our faults and foibles. I miss that new Pratchett Christmas book every year but thank Offler that we still have the whole Discworld to lose ourselves in. Happy Hogswatch people!

Perfection.

I've been a Pratchett fan for about 35 years but I think Hogfather despite being the 20th Discworld novel (1996 vintage) is a great place to start. It gives you some of the best loved characters-Susan, Death, Albert, the Assassins Guild and the wizards of Unseen University and the librarian but it works wonderfully as a stand alone novel. You don't really need to know anything about their history because the story of Father Christmas/ Hogfather and Christmas time/ Hogswatch is a well trodden road.

I listened to the new recording released in 2021 and it brought back my love of the book when I read it all those years ago. It's funny and silly and clever and everything you expect from a Discworld novel.

Just suspend your skepticism and BELIEVE!

Highly recommended.
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563 reviews183 followers
December 6, 2017
Still as good on every reread. Pratchett at his best with better insights in to humanity than anyone else.
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4,085 reviews1,143 followers
October 31, 2023
Trigger warnings: death, murder, violence, vomit, child abuse (in the past), teeth(??), death of a parent (in the past).

31/10/2023
Pratchett at his best. The scene with Death trying to open a door is comedy gold.

25/12/2019
Perfection. The end.

28/11/2018
I love everything about this. EVERYTHING. Especially the peeing pig and how long that joke is dragged out for. It's spectacluar.

25/12/2017
Yes, I reread this even though I'd just finished it in January. Whatever. It's amazing and I love it.

21/1/2017
I ran out of time to reread this in 2016, so I got in early this year. There is so much INCREDIBLY clever writing in here that makes you think about yourself and your beliefs. There are so many fabulous characters. There are so many iconic moments ("meet the Hogfather at the fancy department store" turning into "watch the Hogfather's enormous hogs piss all over the fancy department store", for one). And honestly? It's just a delight.

26/12/2015
I've adored Terry Pratchett's Discworld series for nearly 20 years now, but in the past year or so, I've gained a new appreciation for the subtleties of his writing. Yes, this is hilarious. And yes, it's incredibly entertaining. But there is SO much in this story about belief, about the impact that belief has on children, about how the things we're told as children - "don't suck your thumb, or the Scissor Man will come and cut it off!", "don't step on a crack in the footpath or a bear will eat you!", "be careful or the bogeyman will get you!" - impact on our lives as adults, as well as throughout childhood.

There's also a lot about belief being full of layers - the Hogfather ultimately comes from the idea that a midwinter sacrifice is necessary for the sun to return. So what starts as a pagan tradition gets warped and changed through the years and through the generations until somehow it pops out the other end as a fat jolly man who gives presents to small children.

In short, you can read Pratchett at a surface level and laugh yourself silly. Or you can look a little deeper, and be blown away by just how much of a genius Pratchett really was.

19/12/2013
I adore this book with every fibre of my being. It's one of my favourite Discworld books, hands down. And it was the perfect Christmas reread - while it may be deeply funny and highly entertaining, at its core, Hogfather is a story about the power and importance of belief.

Susan and Death are two of my favourite Discworld characters, and it's completely wonderful to have them both throughout so much of this book. Oddly, despite loving the book to pieces, I really wasn't a big fan of the TV adaptation from a couple of years ago. I'm just not convinced that they can ever quite capture the magic of Death and the spirit of Hogswatch on television, you know?

If for no other reason, this is worth reading for the scene where Death takes over as a department store Hogfather. His conversations with the kids in the store are completely priceless, the reactions of the parents are hilarious, and the unexpected addition of Nobby Nobbs is simply the icing on the cake of awesomeness.
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1,997 reviews475 followers
December 4, 2018
Re-reading of "Hogfather", one of my all time favorite books, or so I thought. It's almost 20 years since I read it the first time and I estimate that I've read about 3000 books in the interlude. Nope, all of them are not on goodreads, my memory isn't that good and I've only been keeping track the past nine years. Despite the number of new books under my belt, this held up incredibly well.

Susan, the non-biological grand daughter of Death, is employed as a nanny and trying to be normal. This is made difficult as she regularly needs to literally bash in the heads of the children's monsters with a poker. Her fragile attempts at normality end when she feels the need to investigate why her father has decided to dress up as the Hogfather (the Discworld's variation of Santa Claus). Where has the real Hogfather gone? And why are all sorts of magical creatures popping into existence?

The first third of the book is incredibly funny. I had forgotten the finesse of Pratchett at his finest. Okay, not always finesse, but hilarious none the less. The end of the book has one of the best quotes ever.

"'All right.' said Susan. 'I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need .. fantasies to make life bearable.'
REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMAN NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.
'Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little ---'
YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU AHVE TO START OUT BE LEARNING OT BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.
'So we can believe the big ones?'
YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.
'They're not the same at all!'
YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET--- Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME .. SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.
'Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point---'
MY POINT EXACTLY."

*********
This was the first Pratchett book I ever read. I was quite sceptical. Within six months after finishing this book, I had read every other Discworld novel to that date. "Hogfather" is an amazing fairy tale for every grown-up that still nourishes the child in them. This is a book that can be read at several levels, if nothing else, then simply for the humour. This book is hilarious!
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1,304 reviews246 followers
January 28, 2019
Part of the Pratchett reread with the SpecFic Buddy Reads group in 2019.

The Hogfather, Discworld's Santa Claus analogue, is missing and Death is filling in. Death has also carefully instructed his granddaughter Susan Sto Helit not to get involved, so she leans into her family heritage and investigates the latest interference by the Auditors of Reality.

This is one of the Discworld books that I've reread the most, including both print and audio, and I've seen the mini-series a couple of times. So it was actually surprising how much the book struck me this time around. It's easy to think of some of the great bits in this book like "the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape" and "you need to believe in things that aren't true. How else can they become?", but some of the subtler points stood out to me this time, like the description of flowering tube worms at the bottom of the ocean as "a tiny yes in the night".

This definitely holds up on rereading and remains one of the best books of the entire series in my opinion.
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525 reviews324 followers
April 9, 2021
The Hogfather, Discworld's version of Santa is... indisposed, and meddlesome Death decides to fill the vacant position. I wish I'd realized a month earlier that this is essentially a jolly good Christmas story, it would've made for a great seasonal read; I feared that reading it in January would mar my enjoyment, but that wasn't the case at all.

Death is one of my favorite Discworld characters, but the books focused on him can be a bit much, and so far, I haven't enjoyed them as much as I always felt I should, but Hogfather was a surprising exception. I'm not sure if this is due to Pratchett having really hit his stride as far as his voice goes, or if having different, broken-up narratives helped take much of the focus away from Death's shenanigans, but I thoroughly enjoyed it; it made me chuckle very often, and offered a perspicacious look into the inner workings of humanity—just the way I like my Discworld novels. Less sociopolitical in this particular case, Hogfather tackles the uniquely human issue of belief in a similar vein as in Small Gods, which is hands-down my favorite stand-alone Discworld book I've read so far. There's even a hint of Gaiman's yet-unpublished American Gods in it, what with belief being what sustains a deity, and Old Gods finding new niches to keep on going once there's no more use for them in an ever-changing world.

I really loved the Wizards in this, and came to the realization that I've never cared that much about them before because they usually come in tandem with Rincewind, which is a character I dislike... but throw in Susan, Death's pragmatic, level-headed, no-nonsense granddaughter, a murder plot involving universe Auditors who hate messy humanity and an Assassin that even his fellows at the Guild find too creepy, the Death of Rats and his Raven sidekick, the Librarian, a hilarious cameo by the City Watch, and you've got some of the best of Discworld condensed into one book. Everything about this installment just worked.

"You're saying humans need... fantasies to make life bearable."

REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.

"Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little—"

YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE
LITTLE LIES.

"So we can believe the big ones?"

YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.

"They're not the same at all!"

YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET
—Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME... SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.

"Yes, but people have
got to believe that, or what's the point—"

MY POINT EXACTLY.


—————

My other reviews for the Death sub-series:
1: Mort · ★★★★½
2: Reaper Man · ★★★★
3: Soul Music · ★★★
4: Hogfather
5: Thief of Time · ★★★★

All my reviews for the Discworld series in publication order (work in progress):
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December 12, 2018
One of my big reading goals for 2018 was to finally dive into Sir Terry Pratchett’s well-loved and legendary Discworld series, and what better way to do that than to tackle the obligatory Discworld holiday novel, “Hogfather?”

(screeching record sound………) WAIT!! Hold on, here…..YOU, Jandrok? You’ve never read any of the Discworld novels? Really? Doesn’t that damage your street cred as a self-appointed authority of science-fiction and fantasy? I mean these books have only been around FOREVER. Pratchett did, after all, invent one of the most enduring and well-loved fantasy series of all time. Are you sure you’ve never read any of these? REALLY?????

Okay, look…..I’m busted. I’ll just flat out admit it. Discworld has just always been one of those “I’ll get to it eventually” kind of things for me. I’ve read comic takes on fantasy before. I am a big fan of Robert Asprin’s “Myth Adventures” books, and I think I just kept passing over Pratchett’s creation for no real reason other than intellectual laziness.

Which brings us back to square one, right? The Hogfather. The Discworld version of the Santa Claus mythology. Except that he’s more like a god. And he gets himself into a bit of a pinch when these guys called “The Auditors” decide to hire an assassin to bump him off. And then the anthropomorphic representation of death, slyly known as “Death” in the book, decides that this is an untenable situation that must be remedied by him taking over the head elf’s delivery schedule, so to speak. Oh, and Death has a granddaughter who happens to be a governess, and a bit of Discworld nobility, and who has some knowledge of magic, and she gets drawn in by one of Death’s lesser personas, the Death of Rats…...and…..oh goodness, I’m terrible with these synopsis things sometimes.

And I was a bit lost at first. Which led me to research this whole Discworld thing in order to figure out how all of this stuff really works. I think you can read most of the Discworld novels as stand-alone texts, but it sure does help to have a lot of the background information first as Pratchett pretty much assumes that you already know the basics of the Discworld, thus he doesn’t waste much time on exposition. “Hogfather” was published in 1997, and it was the 20th Discworld novel to be released. Death as a character had already appeared in other Discworld titles, as had his granddaughter, Susan Sto-Helit. And then there is this wizard character, Ridcully, who has a lot of background history. And of course there is the Discworld itself, which is easily one of the most fully realized examples of world-building in all of fantasy fiction. So now maybe you can understand why I have been hesitant to just dive into this series without the proper knowledge base. Usually I would start a series at the natural starting point, the beginning. But those more knowledgeable than I have warned against that, as apparently the first set of books is not a good barometer for what comes later. There are several places you can go to find the recommended reading order for Discworld, but honestly I think you can begin just about anywhere if you’re willing to do a bit of legwork before you dive in.

So. Now to try and tie this whole thing together without spoiling the action. The Discworld operates in a universe where magic basically takes the place of particle physics. This well of magic influence is what enables the absurdity of the Discworld to exist in the first place. After all, it IS a flat landmass supported by four elephants riding on top of a gigantic star-turtle. This accretion of magic can be accessed in many ways, but the overriding principle of why things happen on the Discworld is that the inhabitants BELIEVE they will happen. Gods may begin their existence as small creatures, but they gain more and more power as people believe in them as true entities. Thus there is a Hogfather because…..well, there SHOULD be a Hogfather….and he should look and act in certain circumscribed ways. Now these Auditor chaps….well, you have to think of them as the physical and spiritual representations of the natural physical laws of the universe. They like order and such….rocks circling other rocks and things like that. But humans are MESSY, and their belief in all sorts of….THINGS….makes the universe very prone to entropy. Life itself is very unkempt, so the best thing to do is eliminate it, right? But you can only truly kill things if you eliminate BELIEF in them….and this is the crux of our story.

And so here you have a wild tale that involves the Hogfather, Death, Death’s granddaughter, an assassin of truly scary skill, an obnoxious raven, a small skeletal rodent, a motley collection of inept wizards, the Tooth Fairy, and all sorts of other crazy characters that seem to be pulled from somewhere between Monty Python’s Flying Circus and The Lord of the Rings. Be forewarned, if British humor is not your thing, then you might want to skip this. You should also know that Pratchett assumes that his audience is smart enough to put various pieces of information together to make logical sense of the whole thing. He doesn’t use chapters, instead preferring a broken narrative that shifts points of view fairly often and at a somewhat breakneck pace. It’s a fast read, and it’s easy to miss stuff the first time around. I found myself going back and rereading certain parts of the story in an attempt to keep all of the events straight in my head.

The entire purpose of the Discworld is to send up every fantasy and sword & sorcery trope available to mankind. Pratchett’s tongue is firmly planted in his cheek for the duration of the book, and if you’re like me and you dig this sort of thing, then you are in for a treat. I laughed, I groaned, I laughed some more, and then finally I decided that I have been missing out on a truly wonderful series of books. I shall not make this mistake again. More Discworld books will be entering my abode.

“Hogfather”is a fine and funny Yuletime read. This one will go into regular holiday rotation. Two thumbs, a glass eye, and a lovely dinner of old boots and mud up.

ADDENDUM: Apparently there was a British television movie version of “Hogfather” that was released in 2006. I’ll have to watch that before the holiday season ends so that I can see how well it stacks up against the book. I’ll update the review after I’ve given it a go.
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December 1, 2023
Дивні у мене стосунки з Пратчеттом. Таке відчуття, що я просто хочу, щоб він мені подобався…
Ця книжка, звісно, набагато краща за Колір магії, але все одно щось не те… початок і кінець на 5, середина на 3. От і вийшло 4😁
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