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Kurt Andersen on President-Elect Donald J. Trump

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It Was the New Yorkiest Presidential Election Ever

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Five Magic Spells to Swing the Election

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The Trump Poll-Watcher Badge Is Truly Something

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Election Night Speeches the Candidates Can Use

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The Land of the Lost Republicans

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Never Forget this Election's Uplifting Moments

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Clinton Has More to Learn About Rainy Speeches

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What This Election Needs Is an IT Help Desk

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Donald Trump Doesn't Care If He Loses

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We Just Realized Who Trump Reminds Us Of

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Three's A Trend: CBS-Sitcom-Style Campaign Ads

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Ivanka Trump's Eyes Speak Her Father's Language

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Does Donald Trump Know this God Stuff or What?

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A SPY Prank: Can Donald Trump Get a Weekend Tee Ti

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The New Low: The It-Will-All-Be-Over-Soon Edition

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SPY's Election Pain Measurement Chart

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Melania's Cyberbullying Speech Sounds Familiar

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What It's Like to Direct Donald Trump

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The Circle of Life of a Clinton Conspiracy

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No Politicians Are Running for Office

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This 90s Photo of Trump Must Be Carefully Studied

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Beware of Media Whiplash

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Hate Groups' To-Do Lists for Election Day

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How Do You Get David Duke to Leave Your Party?

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Separated at Birth: Volume 4

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Who Is Actually Swayed by an October Surprise?

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Read a New Cartoon Strip Geared to Deplorables

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Silly James Comey: You Never Take on a Demon

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Here's Why Politics and Tinder Don't Mix

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Is Donald Trump Jr. an Actual American Psycho?

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The Clinton Team Is Puzzled, Just Like Everyone El

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Is Trump Happier Hugging a Flag than a Person?

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Campaign Ad Trend: Not Being a Politician

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A Poker Champ Identifies Clinton and Trump's Tells

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The New Low: Musket Edition

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Which Champions Have Picked the Winner?

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How do You Cause a Problem Like a Weiner?

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How Big of a Sell-Out Was Donald Trump?

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As Creepy Costumes Go, So Goes the Nation

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Mike Huckabee's War on Metaphor

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Nobody Does It Better than Donald Trump

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Trump Tower: Still a Dump

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The Election Is Over and Only Alex Jones Won