2008 Directed by Rich Allen
Salty wants to launch his live-in boat and sail off, until crooks buy the boatyard, requiring him to move away. He soon meets and falls for a woman not knowing she is one of three triplet sisters, setting off comic consequences along the waterfront.
USA
USA
Full review coming soon.
Here it is. The quintessential Rhode Island film. Everything about this production is the most mid-2000s-“watching a random DVD at your grandparents’s house”-sleepy-summer-vacation-tourist-town-kind of movie, seemingly made exclusively for blue collar workers in their mid-fifties in terms of general mood, humor, characterization, etc but it’s managed to transcend that. I have such intense nostalgia for the vibe that I don’t even care how absolutely nothing it all is.
Also despite the entire movie feeling like it’s on Ambien, the last 20 minutes manage to go completely off the rails. I’ll edit together a highlight reel soon
