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Former Republican Congressman Madison Cawthorne rear ended a FL State Trooper

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u/Smash_4dams avatar

He drove his car into a cop car the other day.

He didn't just drive off, and life's not okay

He did run his mouth off a bit too muchā€¦

But what did he say?

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They just announced theyā€™re playing at RR in May! Perfect timing!

u/nickychambz avatar

Orange peel but yeah

u/DropFastCollective avatar

WHAT

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u/DropFastCollective avatar

based modest mouse reference

Icona Pop?

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I canā€™t believe he did that much damage with just a wheelchair. He must have been booking it

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Maddy Max

Nah. The Grope Warrior

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u/KJew avatar
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All the tree boxing paying off.

Damn, came to make a tree boxing comment.

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u/ImNotYou1971 avatar

ROFLā€¦.emphasis on the ā€œrollingā€ part.

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Probably dozed off thinking about all those orgies he wasn't invited to.

Apparently he also rear-ended his cousin.

Take my poor man's gold šŸ…

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Heā€™s an official Florida man now. šŸ˜‚

šŸæ

Love that journey for him.

u/Ill_Illustrator_3118 avatar

šŸ˜‚

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"sorry officer, i thought you were my cousin"

u/beefsquints avatar

The guy really is a baby. I live really close to where his campaign headquarters was in Hendersonville. One day we were walking our dogs and he was out front, I said something along the lines of great job . . . Being one of the worst humans I've ever met. His face got so sad that I honestly felt terrible. He looked more affected by my comment than this accident.

u/less_butter avatar

The most unbelievable part of your story is that he was anywhere near his campaign headquarters. He was well known for just disappearing and ghosting people and even his staff couldn't get in contact with him. That's one of the big reasons the GOP pushed him out, he was simply not doing his job.

u/beefsquints avatar

They should of checked there, he would hang out and lift weights on a weight bench in the back of it all of the time. It used to be some sort of auto repair shop and now it's just empty. The constant stream of clear idiots that went through that building made me lose respect for my hometown.

u/Smash_4dams avatar

What did they expect when they chose to run a guy who's only work experience was part-time at a fast food restaurant for less than a year? lol

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One of the republican oppo drops after his hookers and blow comment revealed that the accident that paralyzed him really really fucked up his mental health.

u/Ill_Illustrator_3118 avatar

Damn. Picking on a cripple that has like barely any legislative power. Noice

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He is a menace to society!! Glad he left NC!

Thai is weird, normally he keeps the rear-ending in the family.

u/OmegaJ8006 avatar

Just walk away, Madison.

What a pud.

Shapiro says in her post that as she was driving, a black sportscar with tinted windows began tailgating her. Moments after she switched lanes to allow the car to pass, traffic on the highway came to a complete stop.Ā 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13313429/Madison-Cawthorn-wreckage-car-rear-ending-Florida-High-Patrol-cruiser.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=social-twitter_mailonline

He looks coked out

u/Turbulent-Today830 avatar

When in ROME (Florida)ā€¦.

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u/Haikubo avatar
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I'm glad the officer is ok.

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ā€œWhy is it when something happens itā€™s always you three?ā€

Must of been rushing to Gaetzā€™s place for a brainstorming sesh.

Like you can find brains there. Unless they were going to roll out together looking for some.

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couldnt have happened to a more deserving fellow.

u/Commie_EntSniper avatar

"Mad?"

"Hey Dad."

"What is it this time?"

"Well, I, uh..."

"look man, I have the IQ of a football. I didn't mean to ram you. I was in a hurry to do nothing with my life. I'm sorry I hit you. Please, don't tell my daddy, he'll suspend my trust fund for a couple of weeks."

He is a menace who must be stoppedā€¦

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Mad Cow "strikes" again

u/Big_Forever5759 avatar

When was this?

u/Richard-Plantagenet avatar

Is it possible, that on a subconscious level, some people ā€˜doā€™ things just to get attention?! Something is deeply wrong with this person. šŸ¤”

u/SirCheeseAlot avatar

I was actually just wondering what this grifter was up to these days.

He looks very different.

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Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.

I just feel bad for the cop, and i'm not even a huge fan of cops overall.

When in Florida, do as Florida Man do!

u/grasshopper7167 avatar

His face looks pufffffffffyyyyy

Was he drunk this time too?

Aww Madison Clownthorn... don't go changing you absolute joke of a human being

I did nazi see that coming

u/SamCookesBurrito avatar

Iā€™m not trying to be an ableist here, but maybe he just shouldnā€™t be operating a vehicle.

u/galacticprincess avatar

Maybe not, but not because he's in a wheelchair. Paralyzed people can drive just fine with hand controls.

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u/MtnMaiden avatar

i miss him. so hated by the Republicans hey iced him out

Reckless driving got him in that wheelchair. Heā€™s been stopped for traffic violations multiple times and has had several crashes. Disability is not the issue. He needs his license taken away before he kills someone. Entitled brat.

u/BernieBurnington avatar

lol

u/Alone-Woodpecker-240 avatar

Because he told the truth about their cocaine usage.

And sex parties.

*ā€sexual gatheringsā€

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Maddie, you ignorant slut, we've missed you so!

u/Ur_Moms_Honda avatar

Why is he not in handcuffs? Hell, Id be in handcuffs.

u/JewstarGames avatar

They put a boot on his chair

u/tgrass23 avatar
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Should boot the chair. In case he makes a roll for it.

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u/narwhal-narwhal avatar

He looks drunk.

He looks terrible

u/Danksta_420 avatar

Too busy thinking of the Orange Man. Karma.

Florida Man rear ends Florida Man. With all of his traffic infractions, how does he still have a license?

LMFAO

I hope he gets the book thrown at him and dropped from his insurance.

Then I hope it gets much worse for that Kremlin puppet.

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He got dropped as a Kremlin puppet when they determined he was too much of an idiot to be useful. Once they shot their kompromat load, he was done.

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u/53andme avatar
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They need to check his devices. You canā€™t tell me thereā€™s not evidence of child trafficking and shit on that boys phone. I read the college stuff

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I hope they arrested him.

u/Biscotek avatar
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Normally it's wrong to make fun of a cripple. Cawthorne and Abbott are the exceptions.

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"MadisonĀ ranked in the Top 10 for nearly 20 years, from the late 1990s until 2015, and has been on a gradual decline since then. But there are still more than 5000 baby girls named Madison in the US each year (along with a few dozen baby boys)."

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Underrated commentā€¦doesnā€™t deserve the downvotes.

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Why does this sub hate him? His personal life entirely aside, was he aĀ  corrupt leader or how'd he do?

u/Turbulent-Today830 avatar

IM Starting to just feel bad for this KID

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