Thong Girl 3 – Revenge of the Dark Widow!
That’s Right, if you do wrong you’ll answer to the thong!
2007 – 75 minutes rated PG-13 (Sexuality) Lucky Louie Productions – Directed & written & produced by Glen Weiss (Stubby’s Place) Stubby's Place
STARRING:
Leah Adcock reprising her famous role as Lana Layonme the assistant D.A. & superhero (Music Video’s, Star Trek?, Theatre) Stubby's Place
Adam Burnett reprising his famous role as Chaz Chernobyl the sleazy underworld arms dealer (Prism) IMDB
Tony Domenico reprising his role as Triple B the wacky sidekick, hairdresser to the stars and also portraying the mysterious wise old Maharishi (Stand Up, Vaudeville, Theatre)
Martin Brady reprising his role as Dweeble Mahoney the geeky lowly law clerk and part time nuclear physicist (Thong Girl 1 & 2)
Lauren Benjamin as the doen and dirty Dark Widow (Trigun, Dropped Frames, Stubby’s Place, Theatre) Stubby's Place
Rob Wilds as the insecure mayor Richard Boner (Demon Sight, Wicked Pursuits) Stubby's Place & IMDB
Desi Turner as the Dark Widow’s bodyguard & thug #1 (Standup, Comic books, Artist, Thong Girl 1 & 2) ComicSpace
Daryl Hickman Sr. as the Dark Widow’s bodyguard #2 (Thong Girl 1 & 2)
Rob Wilkins as the pattle-ballin’ chauffer & head thug Sal (Thong Girl 1 & 2)
Bo Chase as Billy the comic book geek (Nothing anyone else knows of or cares about at this time)
Blake Ruby Red Scott as the young Chaz (Nothing anyone else knows of or cares about at this time)
Gil Scott as Chaz’s father (Nothing anyone else knows of or cares about at this time)
Timi Turnage as Chaz’s mother (Nothing anyone else knows of or cares about at this time)
Casey Ferguson as Willie Nelson (Nothing anyone else knows of or cares about at this time)
Harrison the Dog as studmuffin (Nothing anyone else knows of or cares about at this time))
SYNOPSIS:
When the sleazy Chaz Chernobyl and his trusty henchman Sal escape from the local penitentiary they hook up with Mr. Bigg’s widow and hatch a plan to capture Thong Girl but, when Thong Girl manages to escape after being beatin’ and having her keister cannon backfire she flees town on a journey to find her mojo while Chaz and the Dark Widow set about holding Music City for ransom and converting every hat wearing country star into hip-hop artist only to be taken down hard when Thong Girl returns to town stronger, faster and with more keister power than ever.
Snipit:
Dark Widow to Chaz – (Dark Widow)”This town is being over run by white cracker hat wearing country music stars and it’s gotta stop. How many black country music stars do you see on the charts now? That’s right, none. There’s that Cowboy Troy that mixed country and rap and got crap & Charlie Pride sold out a long time ago. He should have name his song kiss a white anglo saxxon ass good morning. This music business is in sad shape and I intend on giving it a well deserved afro make over.”
Rating:
(3-1/2) Prozac’s and some Dramamine for: A bed tent, slide whistle sound effects, tickle torture, a paddle ball beatin’, a knife licking flashback, the Testors model rocket special effect, the wooden metal broom sticks, the model train town effect, a training montage, the Eltong John Flavor Flav, a Wonderwoman spin, escaping through the toilet, battleship training, holding Willie Nelson hostage for glaucoma medication, a plethora of Biff’s Bongs, Klonks and Thwacks, the brick through an unbroken window, being held at bay by the middle finger, getting the stink eye, the whoop ass battle track and Yeeeesssss sirrrerry Bob cartoon eyes in the dark nth!
Food:
A thin crust meat lovers pizza with a bag of funyons, a box of lucky charms (add milk if ya likes), a carton of malted milk whoppers, a nice fruit cake (add fruit as ya needs), a pack of nic-a-lics, a fist full of Sir Issac Lime otter pops, a tub of pralines and crème and a nice tall glass of antioxidant Capri Sun wild cherry with an apple martini chaser or whatever takes your breath away.
Other Memorable Lines:
Lana to Dweebs – (Lana)”I’m sorry dweebs it would never work between us. With my job as assistant district attorney and my commitment to riding the world of scum sucking law breaking vermin like Chaz Chernobyl, I just don’t have time for a relationship.” (Dweebs)”Oh Lana, I’m such a loser!” (Lana)”And, then there’s that.”
Tripe B to Lana – (Triple B)”Ohhhh it’s a costume party! I wanna go as Doctor Ruth. No, the Village People! Why am I gay!”
Officer 2 to O’Malley – (Officer 2)”Keep dreaming O’Malley. You wouldn’t know what to do with it anyway. That Thong Girl is one class act!”
Final Stupor of Thought:
I just don’t know how I can relate to all of you how much fun these movies can be. 3 brings more classic effects, more classic encounters, more innuendo, more TV Batman fight bubbles and more country music jabs. It’s new and longer for your entertainment enjoyment. That’s right, this ladies and gentlemen was the movie that caused a national stir after being filmed in the Gallatin Mayor’s office and most likely even contributed to him not being re-elected last November. View the news here Can Thong Girl Save America from Osama? . Now, get you lazy little behindz on line and get the comics, get the movies and join the Thong Throng before all of the bandwagoneers in your hood do. Be the first on your block to say. “Ya, I’ve seen that, or ya, I own that.” I own it. So, where does that leave you? What else are you gonna spend your money on this week? Surf’s Up, Twilight Zone the movie, the Complete Stargate SG1 (ya like any of us can afford this anyway) or Evan almighty? Well, okay maybe Evan Almighty but, if you get it on sale you can spend your extra ducketts on these gems in the rough. Like I said before, this hottie goes to Star Trek and comic book conventions! What more do ya want? Thong Girl!
Punk cry himself to sleep now. NOW! Where’s my damn sippie cup and my pill minder?