Legend of the Boneknapper Dragon (2010 TV Short)
Craig Ferguson: Gobber
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Quotes
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Stoick : Gobber, for the last time, there is no such thing as a...
Gobber : Boneknapper?
[the crowd groans, "Boneknapper...?"]
Tuffnut : Oh ho! What-napper?
Gobber : A disgusting, foul beast, wearing a coat of stolen bones, like a giant, flying skeleton.
Fishlegs : Ooh ooh! The dragon manual says that the Boneknapper willl stop at nothing to find the perfect bone to build its coat of armor. It's awesome.
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Gobber : The Boneknapper has no roar at all. That's why he's terrifying. He's a silent killer.
Ruffnut : Wait. So if we don't hear anything, we're dead?
[everyone looks around the boat without a word]
Tuffnut : I don't hear anything.
[Phil the sheep in the back of the boat bleats and the teens get scared]
Gobber : Ha ha ha! Good one, Phil!
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Gobber : [Gobber, in his flashback story, has been pinned by the Boneknapper at the edge of a cliff] Help!
Gobber : [voiceover] The gods must have heard my prayer.
[Thor appears in the clouds and flexes his muscles]
Gobber : It was Thor! He tossed a mighty thunderbolt.
[it hits the ground below the cliff]
Gobber : You missed!
Thor : Wait for it...
Gobber : [voiceover] Then, from the center of the earth, blasted forth... the hammerhead yak riding the hammerhead whale!
Hammerhead Yak : Deploy the yak.
[the whale blasts the yak off with his blowhole and the yak proceeds to beat up the Boneknapper]
