Fascinating rhythm, you've got me on the go
Fascinating rhythm, I'm all a-quiver
What a mess you're making, the neighbors want to know
Why I'm always shaking, just like a flivver

Oh, every morn I'm up with the sun
To find at night no work has been done

I know that once it didn't matter, but now you're doing wrong
When you start to patter, I'm so unhappy
Won't you take the day off, decide to run along
Somewhere far away off, and make it snappy

Oh, how I long to be the man I used to be
Fascinating rhythm, stop picking on me

Oh, how I long to be the man I used to be
Fascinating rhythm, won't you ever stop picking on me?

That's it!