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Brutal Giga-truecel monarch: Charles II of Spain.

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Ugly, short, weak, impotent, disabled, disfigured, mentally retarded. He was married but never had any sex with his wife. Even money and status cannot overcome shitty genetics. Chad in primitive African tribe lived better life than him. Genetics = all.

Juan carreno de miranda koenig karl ii von spanien original


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John VI also

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I mean... He had two wives.
 
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A man born to die.

And when he did die, half of europe went in a full war
 
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He probably enjoyed a good amount of medieval hairy bush though :feelswhat:
 
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gotta keep that blood royal somehow
 
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He was fully inbred though.
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This is what 200 years of massive inbreeding does to someone.

People were waiting for this guy's death from the moment he was born. The fact that he actually lived thirtysomething years had to be a miracle by the standards of that era.
 
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spain was fucked up for like 300 years after that lol

it's only really been since franco that it's stabilized
 
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Meanwhile the chad king Henry 8th of England had 7 wives, 1 of which was actually a princess foid from Spain :feelshaha:
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Meanwhile the chad king Henry 8th of England had 7 wives, 1 of which was actually a princess foid from Spain :feelshaha:
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Yes. That princess was Charles II´s cousin or sister.
 
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He probably enjoyed a good amount of medieval hairy bush though :feelswhat:
You can't be incel if you're a rich and statusmaxxed royal (especially for a Habsburg ruling over the largest global empire at the time) even if you're an absolute genetic abomination.
 
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You can't be incel if you're a rich and statusmaxxed royal (especially for a Hapsburg ruling over the largest global empire at the time) even if you're an absolute genetic abomination.
He most likely had many wifes and or secret romances. If you're a medieval royal then that's pretty much how your life would go.
 
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He most likely had many wifes and or secret romances. If you're a medieval royal then that's pretty much how your life would go.
Yeah, but the real question is if he's fertile and is able to have a libido and have a functioning dick that he can get up.
 
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You can't be incel if you're a rich and statusmaxxed royal (especially for a Hapsburg ruling over the largest global empire at the time) even if you're an absolute genetic abomination.
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maybe she is a unicorn, but i believe otherwise.
99% chance she is fucking chads behind his back. Or infront of him, who knows.
 
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Meanwhile the chad king Henry 8th of England had 7 wives, 1 of which was actually a princess foid from Spain :feelshaha:
6 wives, killed 2 and got divorced from another 2.

:feelshaha: apparently she was actually quite ugly which is why Henry divorced her quick
Now, he was married to Catherine (1st wife) for quite long.
He was sloppy second in his first marriage though, because Catherine was originally his brother's wife, but his brother passed away and he inherited the foid.

The one he divorced very fast was the fourth one, a German foid.
Rumors say she was so ugly, that Henry was literally unable to have sex with her.
 
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Mogs me considering his status, kek
 

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