Sorry We're Stoned with Tish & Brandi Cyrus Podcast Nation

Buckle in y’all; it’s time for a wake n’ bake! Your hosts are recording at 9:30am but that doesn’t stop Tizzle from having “the pot” and a Celsius in her hand. Also, PSA that we (MT) had some serious audio issues this week, so please forgive the chaos. You have to admit, it’s very on-brand though. Brandi is hooked on The Summer I Turned Pretty even though it’s for 15-year-olds and Tish shares a hilariously unfortunate situation she was in when meeting Kevin Costner (Kev for short, because they’re besties). Ya’ll called in with some amazing Dear MTs that allow Brandi to talk about her favorite topic: men being trash. Plus, we’ve got some High Design and advice on what to do if your partner doesn’t like it when you smoke! 
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PSA Stoners, Tish is fine; anxiety is just hard sometimes! Everyone and their mother have been reaching out, but Tizzle is a-okay now! She’s excited to share some Hopetown updates before they dive into Off-limits. Dear MT has them chatting about having a close bond with your children (including scarring Brandi about never having sex ever in her life), finding a new place to put down some roots, and anxiety around breast reductions, which was a life-changing decision for MT that she can’t recommend enough. Tish then chats about her new chair and copy of Nashville Wives. Stay tuned for Nashville Wives: The True Story, coming… one day. Maybe. Bye! 
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Brandi is trying to get MT to be serious, but she needs to check her expectations and the title of this podcast. Sorry, she’s stoned, and this is as serious as it gets! Your hosts kick off the convo with some fashion trends that are making a reappearance (like all good things do) and Tish learns that Brandi doesn’t have an assistant. Brandi is getting ready to show some horses for the next few weeks and will be inaccessible in that vortex if anyone is trying to reach out. Ya’ll Stoners do not disappoint with the Dear MTs and have the gals dishing out boy advice, High Design suggestions, and advice for first-time moms. Tish’s advice? Get stoned before starting the homework…it will be a more enjoyable experience for everyone involved! 
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MT needs some cheering up and Brandi is just the girl to do it. Real talk, Stoners: today is a bad anxiety day. Brandi offers up some sage advice from her 36 years about being in control of your own happiness. Your hosts then pivot to a more positive note of TV shows they’re crushing and recent self-care appointments, including Brandi’s first ever trip to the dermatologist! Dear MT has them chatting high design and self-help books before Baked Goods has them debating toothbrushes. They end where they started, with Tizzle on the struggle bus and Brandi offering up a metaphor about bridges to cheer her up. But you know what? Sometimes you just need a good cry, and that’s okay. We love ya, Stoners! 
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Integra – For more information check them out at integra-products.com or @integraherbal on Instagram. Use code SWS at checkout for 15% off your next online purchase at www.integraboost.com  
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High Design fans: this one’s for you. Your hosts have both been in the cleaning and home refresh spirit, deciding that a fall cleaning is actually much better than a spring cleaning. Brandi has many High Design questions for her mom as she wants her whole house to feel like you could be either inside or outside at any moment. Tish also has many plans, but unfortunately has been stuck watching way too much Virgin River. So bad... but so good! Your hosts then chat Golden Bachelor and Bach Nation weddings, then check in with y’all! Dear MT has them chatting incense, LA recommendations, career changes, and how all Tish wants is to be a Rockette (this week). Lastly, Brandi reads some way-to-accurate Costar astrology statements! 
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Everyone, grab your chocolate and your Stanleys; we’re tackling this ep with the munchies. The water bottle that has taken over the world is now one of Tish’s favorite things (opps, wrong show) ... Your hosts both just got back from weddings with plenty to gush about! Brandi then talks about her recent experience with wild horses and highlights the terrible methods being used to round them up. Speaking of country, Brandi has Tizzle hooked on the corniest show of all time, Virgin River. Plus, a caller has a High Design question about merging furniture with a partner, and Dear MT has them talking psychics, wedding centrepieces, and which unreleased Miley song Tish walked down the aisle to… 
Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode: 
Mood – Order your THC products from MOOD today. And for 20% off your first order and FREE gummies, go to hellomood.com and use promo code SWS  
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