Another lie by Donald Trump
Writing that Donald Trump said he was Robert Redford in a fat suit was an example of satire. Alternatively, it was a joke. However, Donald Trump still has an issue with the truth. George Washington said, "I cannot tell a lie." It remains his epit…
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Mary the mother of Jesus is hailed
The Birth of Jesus Christ : Religious Doctrine. God wanted the Arch Angel Gabriel go to the town of Nazareth in Galilee and deliver a very important message to a young woman who lived there. The lady's name was Mary. She was a virgin who was be…
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Mary of Nazareth was a street walker - dear Christ!
Satanic News: Mary divorced her husband Joseph of Nazareth when she caught him in bed with another man. That's when she decided to became a prostitute in the early stage of her son's life when he was nine years old. She abandoned her son Jesus an…
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Evangelicals will not obey the Bible anymore …well, not the Old part anyway
Biblical “scholars” are frightened and confused by a certain passage in the Bible that is being brought into a new light, via Twitter and other anger-inducing web pages. Now let’s get one thing clear: this occurs in the Old Testament part, not the…
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Donald Trump finally grows some balls and admits that he has a daughter born out of wedlock
Daily Drama writer Cinderella St. Lamb has just broken the story that finally after denying it for 40 years, the adult with the baby hands and fingers (that be Trump) has finally grown some gonads (onions, balls) and admitted that yes, a gorgeously s…
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Famous Weird Things About Some Of Our Favorite People
In the realm of entertainment, truth can often be stranger than fiction. From mistaken identities to unexpected talents, the stories behind the stars never cease to amaze. Take a journey through the bewildering world of Hollywood oddities. Neil Di…
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When the last Muslim Sultan surrendered Granada to Europe: Unraveling history's echoes in the modern day
Ask Dr. Billingsgate: Wife complains that cross-dressing husband prettier than her
Don't Judge Me
Kimberly Guilfoyle Confirms That Her Future Daddy-In-Law, Donald The Perv Has Been Placed On Suicide Watch
Explaining guns and fascism to adult American children
A List of Tweets From Donald "The Loser" Trump
Nation's Hospital Accreditation Agency Identifies Sixth Vital Sign!!!
A Leaking Pecker Is NOT Funny!
MIRA! MS 12.5, El PENDEHO, Presidente! State Patrol Captures CopKiller in CUBA
Trump Is Practicing Opening His Mouth Nice and Wide For When He Goes To Prison and He Comes Face-To-Face With The Horny Inmates
President Biden In a Gesture of Goodwill Says He Will Lend Trump 75¢
Latinas: "No Respecto, No Puta por Macho Hombres"
An Arrest Warrant Has Been Issued For Donald Trump But The Orange Nutcase Has Gone Into Hiding
LOCATION UNKNOWN - (Spoof Satire) - The FBI's Most Wanted Criminal, aka Trump The Chump, knows full-well that it is just a matter of time before he is arrested and his fat, cellulite-riddled ass in occupying Sing Sing Federal Prison. All throughou…
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Big Al forms an exploratory committee
“Okay, okay!” Big Al fired a shot into the ceiling. “Youse guys in the back, settle down, we got serious business to get to.” He turned to the man seated next to him. “Jimmy?” Jimmy Two Nose got to his feet. “We set up focus groups in two counties…
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The Hermes bag wars
Rumor has it, allegedly, that you can not purchase a $50,000 Hermes purse/bag unless you have already previously spent about $50,000 before at Hermes. That could be about 4 saddles (they originally sold harnesses and bridles for the carriage trad…
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Henry Kisser turns a century … into hell
Henry Kisserpisser turned 100 years old today and the entire population of Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia couldn’t be happier, (and Chile and Argentina and Bangladesh … so much horror, the horror) because it means he’s closer to death! That thing which h…
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Unfortunately, given the cost of housing here, someone might just do that...
This notice actually appeared on the Facebook page of Jackson, Wyoming Steals and Deals website: Hello Jackson Hole. I have a bunch of free stuff that will end up in a landfill and am hoping someone can use these items. Large spools - good for…
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A List of 10 Euphemisms For The Word Vagina
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News writer Hacienda Fiddle writes that the word vagina first came into use back during the winter of 1808. According to The American Research Group, the V-word, which describes the female reproductive or…
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It must really suck to be Hans Suck
It must really suck to be Hans Suck and have had to fight for Hitler in World War Two and get killed on October 28th of 1944 in Narvick Norway when the Allies finally made a successful attempt to recapture the town and then have to be buried in the G…
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Adolf Hitler thought his life was a movie
A lot of people go to the cinema to see their favourite actors on the big screen. In the case of Adolf Hitler, he actually thought he was an actor in a major film production called "The Great Rise of a German Bonaparte." His doctor recalls not hav…
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Unsolved mysteries: The unexplained Gulf Breeze UFO and D. B. Cooper
He was the first male, girl scout pilot to attempt flying across the Pacific Ocean. He was scheduled to land in Hawaii with a group of nine girl scouts who were to attend a summer camp in Honolulu. But the disappearance of American aviator Thomas…
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Beloved Childhood Characters All Turning Trans
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I’m A Doctor, Not An Actor
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President Biden In a Gesture of Goodwill Says He Will Lend Trump 75¢
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Kimberly Guilfoyle Confirms That Her Future Daddy-In-Law, Donald The Perv Has Been Placed On Suicide Watch
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Adolf Hitler thought his life was a movie
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Big Al forms an exploratory committee
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The Hermes bag wars
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Nation's Hospital Accreditation Agency Identifies Sixth Vital Sign!!!
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Don't Judge Me
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Latinos Demand U.S. Pay for Their Sex Changes
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Latinas: "No Respecto, No Puta por Macho Hombres"
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Murder, She Wrote brought back to life. Sub heading Murder She Re-wrote
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And Now For Something Completely Taliban
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Trump Is So Depressed He's Now Taken Up Smoking
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A Leaking Pecker Is NOT Funny!
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An Arrest Warrant Has Been Issued For Donald Trump But The Orange Nutcase Has Gone Into Hiding
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