[JON]
This is the life, bo-bo, bo-bo, bo
This is the life, bo-bo, bo-bo, bo
This is the life, bo-bo, bo-bo, bo
Bohemia

Shower's in the kitchen, there might be some soap
Dishes in the sink, brush your teeth if you can cope
Toilet's in the closet, you better hope
There's a light bulb in there

[VICKI, spoken]
Not today!

[JON]
Revolving door roommates, prick up your ears!
Fourteen people in just four years
Ann and Max and Jonathan and Carolyn and Kerri
David, Tim—no, Tim was just a guest from June to January
Margaret, Lisa, David, Susie, Stephen, Joe, and Sam
And Elsa, the bill collеctor's dream, who still is on the lam
Don't forget thе neighbors, Michelle and Gay
More like a family than a family, hey

The time is flying
And everything is dying
I thought by now
I'd have a dog, a kid, and wife

[JON & ROGER]
The ship is sort of sinking
So let's start drinking

[JON]
Before we start thinking

[JON & ROGER]
Is this the life?

[ALL]
This is the life, bo-bo, bo-bo, bo
This is the life, bo-bo, bo-bo, bo
This is the life, bo-bo, bo-bo, bo

[ALL, (ROGER)]
Bohemia (Ya, ya, ya)
Bohemia (Woo-hoo-hoo)

[JON, spoken]
One more time!

[ALL]
Bohemia

[JON]
Bo-bo, bo-bo, bo
Woah!

[Everybody cheers.]