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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
goku
 
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bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
the Kenne-dies


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Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

very, very disrespectful

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

some of these are like "old guy had a stroke" though

having a stroke is very cursed imo

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

bom afterlife 👍

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
https://x.com/howthingswork_/status/1788358974448050661?s=46

infrared

inside the body

tmurp right again

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


holtemon posted:

I'd vote for Leon

Leon falls under ACAB

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Ben Nerevarine posted:

very, very disrespectful

I wonder if he has a big heart and personality to go with that giant wallet and that�s why she�s with him

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Leon falls under ACAB

Noooooooooooo

Dammit

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Ben Nerevarine posted:

very, very disrespectful

Is that some kind of drawstring for the bottom of his button dress shirt?

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
how does Leon the professional hitman fall under ACAB?

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

raisin kane posted:

don't quit your day job, jake tapper





me @ ur posts

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

Glumwheels posted:

I wonder if he has a big heart and personality to go with that giant wallet and that�s why she�s with him

shut UP

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

not much, shut up with you?

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
In other news:

Former Nebraska Rep. Jeff Fortenberry indicted again for lying to FBI; charges filed in DC
https://omaha.com/news/state-region...de93433e1a.html

After a federal appeals court reversed his convictions last December, former Nebraska Congressman Jeff Fortenberry again faces federal felony charges for allegedly lying to the FBI to conceal foreign campaign contributions.

Tuesday's two-count indictment against Fortenberry, filed in the District of Columbia, charges him with falsifying and concealing material facts and making false statements. The charges stemmed from Fortenberry receiving an illegal campaign donation from billionaire Nigerian businessman Gilbert Chagoury at a 2016 fundraiser and then allegedly lying about the donation during later interviews with FBI agents.

Fortenberry was convicted by a jury in Los Angeles in 2022 on one count of concealing conduit campaign contributions and two counts of lying to federal agents, all felonies. Late last year, the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals agreed with Fortenberry's argument that holding the trial in California constituted an improper venue, finding the trial should have taken place in Nebraska or Washington, D.C.

After the prior convictions were reversed, prosecutors in D.C. had until July 18 to file new charges.

Fortenberry's spokesperson, Chad Kolton, told the Lincoln Journal Star Thursday the case is an example of "overzealous prosecution."

"Retrying it in D.C. just highlights the prosecutors' vindictive obsession with destroying a good man�s life," Kolton said. "Federal prosecutors should have better things to do than force a distinguished former public servant to incur massive additional legal costs despite already having resigned his office and performed his sentence from a conviction that was ultimately overturned."

Fortenberry resigned shortly after the verdict. His congressional seat currently is held by Rep. Mike Flood, R-Neb., who won a special election in 2022 to complete Fortenberry�s term and then was re-elected to a full two-year term.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
"i swear the Nigerian businessman giving me money was on the level!"

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
I keep thinking of all those 90's and aughts guys who got that wolf skull tattoo that is actually a raccoon.

So yeah the Pedro song is catchy.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

holtemon posted:

Lol just found https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kennedy_curse

The universe seems to dislike the Kennedys

Oh my god they killed Kennedy. You bastards!

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Thoatse posted:

Oh my god they killed Kennedy. You bastards!


Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Lladre posted:

Is that some kind of drawstring for the bottom of his button dress shirt?

looks like it might be one of the strongest tie strings for his pants

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

*me loooking at #3* drop head kennedys

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


This is going to make torture a lot safer

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/KatiePhang/status/1788606739580879104

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
HORSEFACE CASE strong username candidate

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

your honor the evidence is right there - he did NOTHING wrong.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


keep thinking about how in the movie independence day the president personally gets in the cockpit of an f-18 to lead the final battle against the aliens and contrast that with the two leading candidates for president now. no reason, doesnt apply to the state of the country or anything, its just a fun little fantasy. imagine a president young enough to pull the g-forces required to fight alien fighters. he'd have to be at least in his 40's. that's what, only... uh.. half the age of the candidates....

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

trump said he'd easily disarm school shooters. he'd run in there and beat the guy up and all the children will cheer

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
Joe Biden climbing into a P-38 on display at the air and space museum and mashing the buttons until the plane explodes

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Justin Tyme posted:

keep thinking about how in the movie independence day the president personally gets in the cockpit of an f-18 to lead the final battle against the aliens and contrast that with the two leading candidates for president now. no reason, doesnt apply to the state of the country or anything, its just a fun little fantasy. imagine a president young enough to pull the g-forces required to fight alien fighters. he'd have to be at least in his 40's. that's what, only... uh.. half the age of the candidates....

Hey, if America was threatened by a dude named Corn Pop, I trust our president would scare him off with a length of chain.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

the milk machine posted:

Joe Biden climbing into a P-38 on display at the air and space museum and mashing the buttons until the plane explodes

inshallah

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

the milk machine posted:

Joe Biden climbing into a P-38 on display at the air and space museum and mashing the buttons until the plane explodes

Biden does have very Captain Murphy vibes these days

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


you couldnt make independence day in 2024 because the most unbelievable part of the movie isn't that ufos are real but rather presidents are physically fit enough to pilot an aircraft

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



the milk machine posted:

Joe Biden climbing into a P-38 on display at the air and space museum and mashing the buttons until the plane explodes

Lol I did this in Microsoft simulator loving around

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
I see everyone has already forgotten Independence Day 2, where Bill Pullman has become a raving maniac who everyone ignores. very presidential

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Ben Nerevarine posted:

I see everyone has already forgotten Independence Day 2, where Bill Pullman has become a raving maniac who everyone ignores. very presidential

that movie sucked so its not canon (imo)

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Crazypoops posted:

Lol I did this in Microsoft simulator loving around

flight simulator crew :getin:

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/1788613198179914179

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

mdemone posted:

Biden does have very Captain Murphy vibes these days

It's time for Martian law

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
It doesn't get much more American than GUNFLUENCER lol

We're so doomed

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

they used one of these on me when i got surgery and it was so cool

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kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



holtemon posted:

It doesn't get much more American than GUNFLUENCER lol

We're so doomed

mao was right

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