The Best Quotes From The Movie '22 Jump Street'

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Updated November 15, 2023 163.1K views 11 items

22 Jump Street is a diamond among comedy films, beaming with ingenious humor and unparalleled heart. Escalating hilarity at each turn, the movie's comedic charm lies within its top-notch dialogues, meticulously crafted to elicit chortles and chuckles from every corner of the auditorium. Embedded in this cinematic wonder is the duo's camaraderie - Jonah Hill's unmistakable awkward charm, paired with Channing Tatum's unexpected comedic prowess, creating an on-screen symphony that resonates with audiences across the board. 

This laugh-out-loud adventure doesn't just captivate with its elaborate story or stellar performances alone, it's the quotes that truly shine. From witticisms that reflect the characters' idiosyncrasies to snappy comebacks that light up the scenes, 22 Jump Street quotes offer a treasury of memorable lines, each adding layers to characters we thought we knew. Wit, humor, and quirk wrapped into clever one-liners serves as the magic potion that catapults this sequel into the realm of comedic brilliance. 

But the movie's charm doesn't just stop there. Beyond the hilarity of the script, it's the chemistry between characters that packs a punch. The unique dynamics – the bromance of Schmidt and Jenko, Captain Dickson's no-nonsense attitude – are portrayed with authenticity, making every giggle, every guffaw resonate with viewers. The quotes from 22 Jump Street not only serve up a hearty dose of comedy but also expertly capture the essence of each character, further endearing them to the audience. 

Get ready for a whirlwind journey through the standout dialogue that characterizes the uproarious world of 22 Jump Street. From iconic one-liners to memorable exchanges that encapsulate each character's essence, every snippet adds a unique layer of humor, keeping audiences hooked from start to finish. Whether it's the magnetic bromance of Schmidt and Jenko or Captain Dickson's hard-nosed demeanor, there's a slice of comic genius to tickle everyone's funny bone.

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    13 VOTES

    We About to Jump in Your Ass

    We About to Jump in Your Ass
    Photo: Metaweb / CC-BY

    Capt. Dickson: "We Jump Street and we about to jump in your ass."
    Jenko: "Mmmhmm"
    Schmidt: "Right in the crack!"

    Capt. Dickson and Schmidt have some odd ways to tough talk a suspect. Jenko just plays along.
    13 votes
  • 2
    12 VOTES

    Who Throws a Gun?!

    Who Throws a Gun?!
    Photo: Metaweb / GNU Free Documentation License

    Schmidt: "Hey"
    Jenko: "Heads up, buddy"
    Schmidt: "Heads up to you"
    Jenko: "What are you doing?!"
    Schmidt: "Sorry, I don't know why I did that."
    Jenko: "Who throws a gun?!"

    Schmidt and Jenko reunite after spending some time apart from one another. Nervous, Schmidt throws his loaded gun at Jenko as an odd way of saying hello.
    12 votes
  • 3
    14 VOTES

    We're Moving You Across the Road

    We're Moving You Across the Road
    Video: YouTube

    Deputy Chief Hardy: "Well I hoped never to see you again."
    Schmidt: "What's up, dawg?"
    Jenko: "We back!"
    Deputy Chief Hardy: "Ladies, nobody gave a s*** about the Jump Street reboot but you got lucky. So now this department has invested a lot of money to make sure Jump Street keeps going. The only problem is the Koreans bought the church back so we're moving you across the road to 22 Jump Street."

    Jenko and Schmidt meet with the deputy chief to get their new assignment. As Hardy explains, the pair are returning to the Jump Street unit, which has since moved to a new address.
    14 votes
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    13 VOTES

    It Looks Like a Giant Cube of Ice

    It Looks Like a Giant Cube of Ice
    Video: YouTube

    Schmidt: "Look at Dickson's office. It looks like a giant cube of ice."
    Capt. Dickson: "How you bitches like Jump Street now?"
    Schmidt: "Hey!"
    Capt. Dickson: "Somebody's cooking up a new drug."
    Jenko: "Wipe? wipey? Wipey?"
    Capt. Dickson: "No, you dumb motherf***er, WiFi"
    Schmidt: "Play on, player."
    Capt. Dickson: "Why every time you speak I want to throw the f*** up?"

    Interestingly enough, the new office of Capt. Dickson, portrayed by Ice Cube, looks like a giant cube of ice! This observation is however one of the more intelligent things that comes out of Schmidt's mouth. Other things not so much.
    13 votes
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    13 VOTES

    We're Like a Power Couple

    We're Like a Power Couple
    Video: YouTube

    Jenko: "We're like a power couple."
    Schmidt: "We're like Rihanna and Chris Brown. You're a good dancer but sometimes you're meaner than I'd like you to be."

    Jenko and Schmidt talk about their dysfunctional relationship. But like Rihanna and Chris Brown, could the two be leading to a split?
    13 votes
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    10 VOTES

    Going to College

    Going to College
    Video: YouTube

    Capt. Dickson: "I got a big ass raise to babysit you two again."
    Jenko: "We're going back to high school?"
    Capt. Dickson: "No, you look like you about 50. You going to MC State. You two sons of bitches are going to college!"

    Capt. Dickson fills the guys in on their new assignment. Since they are really too old to be taken seriously as high school students, they are moving up to college.
    10 votes
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    5 VOTES

    Korean Jesus

    Korean Jesus
    Video: YouTube
    Jenko: Oh, hey, look, there's Korean Jesus.Captain Dickson: It's Vietnamese Jesus now, you racist motherf**ker.
    5 votes
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    7 VOTES

    We Need An Expert to Consult

    We Need An Expert to Consult
    Photo: flickr / CC0

    Jenko: "We need an expert to consult."
    …
    Schmidt: "Listen, Mr. Walters, I should apologize…"
    Mr. Walters: "For shooting my penis off? Don't sweat it. They gave me a vagina. Hey, guess what. I'm Eric's bitch!"
    Eric: "No, you're not!"
    Mr. Walters: "Yes, I am! You own this ass!"

    Discouraged with their lack of success, Jenko and Schmidt visit Mr. Walters and Eric in prison. What they learn from Mr. Walters, however, isn't exactly helpful to their assignment.
    7 votes
  • 9
    11 VOTES

    Co-ed Bathrooms

    Co-ed Bathrooms
    Photo: Metaweb / GNU Free Documentation License

    Jenko: "What? Co-ed bathrooms!"
    Schmidt: "F***! I'm not gonna take a s*** the entire time we're here."

    While Jenko and Schmidt are old enough to know these things, they are surprised by a lot of the things they encounter in college, like co-ed bathrooms. Luckily, Schmidt has a master plan to deal with this.
    11 votes
  • 10
    8 VOTES

    You Look Really Old

    You Look Really Old
    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY

    Schmidt: "We'll go around to classes and activities, ask about the drug, find out who the dealer is."
    Jenko: "Do we look older or does everyone in college look like babies?"
    …
    Mercedes: "Shhh! Some of us are trying to study so if you could take it down to a level of shut up."
    Schmidt: "Is this the level you're looking for?"
    Schmidt and Jenko: [whispering together] "Shut the f*** up!"
    Mercedes: "You look really old too. You look old as s*** to be here."

    Schmidt and Jenko get some static from fellow student Mercedes. As they ponder if they look too old to be in college, she shares some words of advice with them.
    8 votes
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    5 VOTES

    Harvey Milk

    Harvey Milk
    Photo: Metaweb / GNU Free Documentation License
    Schmidt: [about Jenko] He has one class in Human Sexuality, and now he's Harvey Milk.
    5 votes