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[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder:''8 Mile'']]
* When [[Music/{{Eminem}} Rabbit]] hypes himself up for the rap battle:
-->'''Jeremy''': I know he has to prepare himself for the battle, but this is a little much. [[MemeticMutation We don't even see him eat the spaghetti!]]
* "In a heated contest with Pearl Harbor, Vanilla Sky, Groundhog Day and f*cking Bad Boys II, 8 Mile wins the coveted You-Totally-Forgot-Michael-Shannon-Was-In-This-Movie award."
* This:
-->'''Stephanie''': You're still my little Rabbit.
-->'''Jeremy''': F*ck, EVERYTHING she does is caked with creepiness!
* When we see Rabbit work at a car factory:
-->'''Jeremy''': Come on, movie. [[TakeThat Cars were never made in America.]]
* When Rabbit leans out of a moving car with a gun:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice Discount Ghost Ride The Whip.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Mike''': Take that white-ass sh*t back to 8 Mile!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll...distances??]]
* "I'm guessing the only character trait they listed for Alex was Sex."
* This:
-->'''Papa Doc''': I used to live in a house like this.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You mean a house on fire? That couldn't have been a very stable environment to grow up in.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Rabbit''': Alright, enough of the gay jokes!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Something that Eminem should have told himself years ago.]]
* This:
-->'''Rabbit''': All we ever do is talk sh*t!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SelfDeprecation Eminem would be shockingly excellent at Cinemasins.]]
* "F*ck me, 87% of the second half of this movie is Eminem yelling at people."
* Jeremy refers to the factory sex scene as [[InsultToRocks "the least sexy sex scene since 9 & 1/2 Weeks."]]
* Jeremy admits that he almost did a Bonus Round of "DJ, Spin that sh*t" but couldn't bring himself to do it.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''10 Cloverfield Lane'']]
* In a scene where Michelle is wearing a shirt with the Eiffel Tower.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, the placement of the Eiffel Tower on her--\\
* *smack, smack*\\
'''Jeremy:''' Ow! Ow, I can't help it, it's just refl--\\
* *smack*
* "John Goodman twerking."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''28 Days Later...'']]
* At the OpeningTitles:
-->'''Title''': 28 Days Later...
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Reading? Roll Credits?]] [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Read credits? ROLL READING?!]]
* At the shot of Jim opening his eye:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[GeniusBonus Luis Buñuel's 28 Days Later.]]
* As Jim drinks a can of Pepsi:
-->'''Jeremy''': Well, if the post-apocalypse informs you of anything, it's who finally won the Cola Wars.
* Jeremy is dismayed at the shot of a abandoned London; not for the zombies but for the [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Big Ben replicas that are scattered all over the ground.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Mark''': He's completely humourless.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThatAudience CinemaSins comment sections!]]
* This:
-->'''Mark''': OK, Jim. Got some bad news...
-->'''Jeremy''': 28 Understatements Later...
* This:
-->'''Selena''': Staying alive is as good as it gets.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[Music/TheBeeGees It's a good song but I perfer Night Fever or You Should Be Dancing.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Selena''': You seem to be crashing. All we can do is have you take painkillers and pump you full of sugar.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SelfDeprecation Hey, that's how I spend my Tuesday afternoons!]]
* This:
-->'''Jim''': This is a sh*t idea. Know why? Because it's really obviously a sh*t idea!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Jim would be Zombie-tastic at CinemaSins!]]
* At one point, Jeremy gives a sin like a football reference, complete with blowing a whistle.
* "I have to say, the British Highway Service really [[RunningGag earned their paycheck]] by clearing the road both ways!"
* This:
-->'''Major West''': We have warm beds, fresh tea and showers. You look like you could use one.
-->'''Jeremy''': Damn, I don't know if Major West or Danny Boyle [[EvenTheGuysWantHim want to get Jim naked again.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Selena''': It's just...f*ck!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Selena understands the quality of the film from this point forward and reacts accordingly.]]
* "Did I mention that Jim- A BICYCLE COURIER who just woke up from a coma- has suddenly turned into Ninja Rambo?!"
* The sentence: 28 Years Later.
-->'''The Sultan''': [[WesternAnimation/Aladdin But you're so...old!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''47 Metres Down'']]
* At the [[RunningGag opening logos]]:
-->'''Jeremy''': 40 seconds for five studio logos begs the question: how many production companies do you need to make a "woman getting eaten by sharks" movie in 2017?
* During the opening credits:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Several seconds of sunken sullen sunless sandy subterranean seawater.]]
* [[TakeThat A sin is added for Bob and Harvey Weinstein's names in the opening credits.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Lisa''': Everything good I have, I always f*ck it up!
-->'''Jeremy''': Don't be so hard on yourself. [[TakeThat You weren't THAT bad in A Walk to Remember.]]
* Jeremy calls out the movie for being a ripoff of The Shallows.
* This:
-->'''Javier''': Relax. You'll have the time of your life down there.
-->'''Jeremy''': It's just like "Dirty Dancing", only if a shark ate her when someone put Baby in a corner.
* Jeremy ends up hating [[TheScrappy Kate]] so much, he starts rooting for the sharks.
* This bit:
-->'''Kate''': My God. It's huge!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag This is what my college girlfriend used to tell me-]] [[SubvertedCatchphrase about my roommate.]]
* When a shark eats Lisa's camera:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SarcasmMode Huh. I never realised that sharks had a taste for Polaroid.]]
* Jeremy decides to [[RunningGag Roll Credits]] when the shark cage actually descends 47 metres down.
* Jeremy's comments on the cinematography:
-->'''Jeremy''': It's slow sloooooooooooow shots like these that make me think that the director was going for Kubrick but wound up with Manos: The Hands of Fate instead.
* "Movie posits a world where Mandy Moore can't get a date, even for a little while."
* This:
-->'''Lisa''': What would Stuart think if he could see me now?
-->'''Jeremy''': Um...mayday?
* When Javier's corpse floats by:
-->'''Jeremy''': Even in death, Javier was a creeper.
* This:
-->'''Lisa''': We're running out of time!
-->'''Jeremy'''(sounding genuinely annoyed): Yes. We know.
* Jeremy's remarks on Captain Taylor's stiff line delivery:
-->'''Captain Taylor''': They're sending a team that is fully equipped for deep sea rescue. They will be there in an hour.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I was in Full Metal Jacket.]]
* "This shark is basically a post-it note, reminding us that there are sharks in the water."
* At a demonic looking shot of the sharks:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Army of Sharkness.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''A Christmas Carol'' (2010)]]
* During the opening credits:
-->'''Credit''': A FILM BY ROBERT ZEMECKIS
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TemptingFate Oh cool, a movie directed by Robert Zemeckis, a cinematic visionary who's famous for pushing the boundaries of technology. And this is 2010, Avatar just came out so I'm sure that those dead-eyes from the Polar Express will be-]] (the video then cuts to [[GilliganCut the first shot of Scrooge)]] [[UncannyValley Ugghhhhh.]]
* When Scrooge sees children playing:
-->'''Ebenezer Scrooge''': Delinquents.
-->'''Jeremy''': Its "kids", Ebenezer. The sin is "kids".
* This:
-->'''Fred''': Merry Christmas, uncle!
-->'''Ebenezer Scrooge''': Bah! Humbug.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll credits!]] [[SubvertedCatchphrase Hey, wait...]]
* This bit:
-->'''Scrooge''': Let you keep Christmas in your own way, boy, and let me keep it in mine!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Scrooge would later start an early version of Breitbart News.]]
* When Jacob Marley first appears:
-->'''Ebenezer Scrooge''': It's a hoax. It's all a- AHHH!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SarcasmMode In case you thought your traditional holiday entertainment was missing jumpscares.]]
* Jeremy's comments on Jacob Marley's animation:
-->'''Jeremy''': Can there be overacting in animation? Because I think this movie is trying to test it out.
* When the Ghost of Christmas Past appears as a living candle with a flame head:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[CanonWelding It's nice to see Lumiere get work after Beauty and the Beast. I thought that role would get him typecasted.]]
* As Scrooge travels into the past:
-->'''Jeremy''': Flying. Flying. Flying. Excitement?!
* When the Ghost of Christmas Past's face morphs into ones from Scrooge's past:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ComicallyMissingthePoint Wow, Jim Carrey's gotten REALLY good at impressions!]]
* This:
-->'''The Ghost of Christmas Present''': Come in and know me better, man!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice Hey, how'd this movie know about that guy that approached me in the park?!]]
* When The Ghost of Christmas Present flies Scrooge across London:
-->'''Jeremy''': 19th century Google Maps.
* Jeremy is legit scared when the Ghost of Christmas Present disappears by dissolving into a skeleton.
* As Scrooge discovers his own headstone:
-->'''Jeremy''': The most obvious reveal since [[TakeThat it was shown that Nick Fury faked his own death in Captain America: The Winter Soldier.]]
* The final sin:
-->'''Bob Cratchit''': And Scrooge was good to his word. He-
-->'''Jeremy''': SUDDEN FOURTH-WALL BREAKATION!
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Gentleman''': But some may die on this night!
-->'''Scrooge''': [[Film/WillyWonkaandTheChocolateFactory YOU GET '''NOTHING'''! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!]]
* Another outtake plays [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks Grim Grinning Ghosts]] over Jacob Marley.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''The Addams Family'' (1991)]]
* Jeremy thinks the CreatorCameo of the director as a living passenger onboard one of Gomez's toy trains is ActuallyPrettyFunny and clever.
* Jeremy recognizes the child actor who later played the kid from ''Film/JurassicPark'' who was disrespectful to Dr. Grant and nearly gets cut up by the raptor claw. He adds a sin just for the character.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Anyway, here's another sin for that kid from Jurassic Park. What a dick. Actor's probably an OK dude, though.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''After Earth'']]
* The last sin added: a sin is simply added when the credits begin showing "Directed by: Creator/MNightShyamalan".
* In the credits, he dubs in [[Film/GalaxyQuest Guy]] for the scene where the main character removes his mask after the crash.
-->'''Guy''': It's an alien planet! Is there air?! You don't know!
* "But, who is camera?!"
* The ultimate evolution of the "X is a dick to Y" gag:
-->'''Jeremy''': Creator/WillSmith is a dick to the human that came from his dick.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Alita: Battle Angel'']]
* At a shot of a robot eye being torn out:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[GeniusBonus Un Chien Andalou: Battle Angel.]]
* When Alita first opens her eyes:
-->'''Jeremy''': Eh, the eyes are still too big.
* This bit:
-->'''Alita''': What's that?
-->'''Dr. Ido''': Zalem. The last of the great sky cities!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[CanonWelding Especially since Matt Damon's dumbass f*cked everything up back on Elysium in the 22 century.]]
* Jeremy's comments on a robot:
-->'''Jeremy''': Man, [[RunningGag Discount ED-209]] [[SpecialEffectsFailure IS discount!]]
* At an establishing shot of the city:
-->'''Jeremy''': Alita: Blade Runner.
* The RunningGag of Jeremy demanding Dr.Ido and Dr.Chiren to [[RomanticPlotTumor "JUST F*CK ALREADY"]] during their scenes together.
* This bit:
-->'''Romo''': Thank you for leading the girl. That's going to save us some time!
-->'''Jeremy''': Boy, if this guy was copying Heath Ledger's Joker anymore, he'd ask Ido "why so serious".
* This:
-->'''Grewishka''': RIP THAT FLEA!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[{{Narm}} Rip that flea.]]
* Jeremy gets distracted from a sin by a cameo:
-->'''Jeremy''': IS THAT F*CKING [[RunningGag JAI COURTNEY?!]]
* Jeremy turns out to be not such a fan of all the exposition:
-->'''Jeremy''': This is like having someone read a book to you on VHS.
* This:
-->'''Tanji''': Aw, this can't be good.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Thing I said after viewing the trailer of the movie finds its way in the actual movie!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Cyborg''': What kind of screwhead would want to be a bounty hunter?!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Screwhead was my college girlfriend's nickname fo-]]
* This:
-->'''Dr. Chiren''': He doesn't want his eye fixed. He says he likes the pain.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat 22 century Christian Grey.]]
* When Alita watches Hugo sleep:
-->'''Jeremy''': Stalking.
* Telling Hugo about the red flags of having a stalker.
-->'''Alita:''' I'd do whatever I had to for you.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Ah yes, the realization that you've started dating a cyborg killer who will let herself into your apartment through windows whenever she pleases. Start looking for warning flags, Hugo.\\
'''Alita:''' I'd give you my heart. Take it.\\
'''Jeremy:''' That's a flag.\\
'''Alita:''' It's all or nothing with me.\\
'''Jeremy:''' A BIG red one, waving in the breeze!\\
'''Alita:''' That was pretty intense, huh?\\
'''Jeremy:''' F*cking run, dude!
* At [[CrossesTheLineTwice Hugo's death]]:
-->'''Alita''': Noooooooooooooo!\\
'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag No.]]
* The final sin has Jeremy upset that the film never showed a full game of Motorball, instead cutting directly to the end credits.
-->'''Jeremy:''' GODDAMMIT.
* One of the outtakes plays [[VideoGame/MortalKombat Scorpion]] over a Motorball contestant stabbing another one with a hook.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Annihilation'']]
* At the beginning of the film:
-->'''Researcher:''' How long do you think you were inside?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Things my college girlfriend said to me winds up in the screenplay!]]
* "[[SarcasmMode Huh. The splitting of a cell. Wonder if this imagery is important and loaded with symbolism.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Lena:''' All cells originated from an original cell.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun His name was Atom.]]
* At a house being renovated:
-->'''Jeremy:''' No one will be seated during the "movie becomes a Glidden commercial for five minutes" portion of the film.
* The RunningGag of "ways this movie reminds me of Arrival".
* This bit:
-->'''Lena:''' I want to see a lawyer!
-->'''Dr. Ventress:''' You don't get to see a lawyer.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Ladies and gentlemen, the US government!]]
* This:
-->'''Dr. Ventress:''' We have many theories, few facts.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Twitter.]]
* Jeremy's understated reaction to the cinematography:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Not gonna lie. It looks like bubbles before they go through the hoop. No, wait, maybe an oil spill.
* "[[ARareSentence Convientely sleeping caretaker is conviently sleeping!]]"
* This:
-->'''Lena:''' It's stuck in a continous mutation!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Like Miley Cyrus?]]
* When the science team enter an abandoned compound:
-->'''Jeremy:''' If this was the Walking Dead, they'd spend a whole season here!
* This:
-->'''Lena:''' This literally isn't possible.
-->'''Anya:''' This is literally happening!
-->'''Jeremy:''' THIS ENTIRE MOVIE.
* At the skeleton bear:
-->'''Lena:''' Don't react. Don't move.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Film/JurassicPark Because it's a T-Rex?]]
* When light emits from Dr. Ventress:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ahh! Sudden [[TakeThat Dark Pheonix!]]
* At the [[GainaxEnding ending of the movie]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' So...[[ComicallyMissingthePoint it was aliens?]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Armageddon'']]
* The credits showing "A Creator/MichaelBay film" gets a sin without comment.
* "It's a Michael Bay film, so even the title has to [[StuffBlowingUp explode]]."
* "[[CreatorCameo Director inserts himself into the movie]] like an unwanted penis inserting itself into your least favorite orifice."
* "Here's French people doing classic French things: gathering around and listening to the radio at their favorite café. Even Gaston the Motorcycle guy showed up!"
** Right after that: "Ireland![[note]]Although it's actually the Mont Saint-Michel in France.[[/note]] Asia!! This place!!!"
* (After a long threat and off-colored remark) "That's racist." *ding* Then asteroids appear "Asteroids ... also racist. I can see why I spent so much time destroying them on my Atari 2600."
* "In case you confused it for Houston, Maine."
* "So you're saying it'll make a...Film/DeepImpact?"
* "Man, there are so many Music/{{Aerosmith}} soundtracks on this song, [[{{Pun}} I don't think they missed a thing]]!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Arrival'']]
* "Previously on 'Logos', a 55 second extravaganza of logos!"
* When an alarm goes off and none of the people in the building react, we get:
-->'''Jeremy:''': These are either the calmest students ever in a disaster or everyone's SUPER high right now.
* "If Denis Villeneuve removed all the pauses before dialogue, the movie would be 20 minutes shorter."
* When a spaceship appears in the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''': Man, Subway's REALLY gone too far with the ad campaigns these days.
* One of the Stingers replaces the heptapods with the Martians from Film/MarsAttacks.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Assassin's Creed'']]
* When Cal tries to jump off a house and land on a shipping container, but misses and hits the corner.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Dumbass.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''A Star is Born'' (2018)]]
* At the beginning of the film during the concert, Jeremy calls out all of the lens flairs and wonders if [[TakeThat Bradley Cooper caught it from J.J Abrams.]]
* When the title screen shows up:
-->'''Jeremy:''' "Hey boss, do you really want the font this big?"
-->'''Jeremy:''' "Does it take up the entire screen and pretentiously indicate my grandiose idea for the importance of my work?"
-->'''Jeremy:''' "Uh, yeah?"
-->'''Jeremy:''' "Perfect."
* At a shot of Jackson standing in front of a poster with nooses on it:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossestheLineTwice Foregallowing.]]
* Jeremy points out a Stan Lee cameo [[note]]It's a disturbingly close lookalike[[/note]] during the bar scene.
* Jeremy laughs at a bar fight "suddenly becoming full on Road House."
* This bit:
-->'''Jackson:''' Met the farmer's daughter...she had just turned 18.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Wow, casual statutory rape really tickles Ally's funny bone.]]
* Jeremy is floored at [[WTHCastingAgency Andrew Dice Clay as Ally's father]].
* The RunningGag about Jeremy's burning hatred of the song Shallow, culminating in him adding 15 sins for it.
* Because of [=YouTube=]'s copyright, Jeremy can't play the songs so instead decides to ''sing Shallow by himself''. [[DreadfulMusician Poorly.]]
* During a concert scene:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I don't know why people are so upset. [[RecognitionFailure This audience looks real and is completely faithful to the Live Aid set. Oh wait...]]
* This bit:
-->'''George:''' I saw your Website/YouTube video. It was great.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BitingTheHandHumor Something that has never been posted in a YouTube comments section before.]]
* This:
-->'''Jackson''' You've been nominated for 3 Grammys.
-->'''Ally:''' How'd you figure that out?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Come on, it's 2019. Information is practically beamed into our brains.
* At the Grammy Awards:
-->'''Ally:''' I can't believe I'm holding one of these!
-->'''Jeremy:''' And I can't believe I left my meat dress at home!
* This:
-->'''Ally:''' We can sing Shallow together.
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm pretty sure that, even in the fictionalised universe of this movie, people are sick to death of that f*cking song.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''The A-Team'']]
* Jeremy's reaction to the Hummer going through the 3D movie.
-->OK. I'm f*cking done. I'm walking out of here for a bit. I might retire. I'm not sure yet. I'm going to have go down an undocumented amount of vodka to believe what I just saw.
* "Wait, was that a twenty-minute movie? Oh, thank God." *{{Beat}}. Movie starts again.* "Dammit!!!"
* Any one of those 80 missions was probably more entertaining than the one we're about to watch."
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Atomic Blonde'']]
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Reagan narration. Reaganarration?]]
* On the cinematography of the film:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This sh*t is so washed out, it may as well be in black and white. Actually, that might be the point. Ah, f*ck the point!
* Jeremy realises that the film is going to be told via flashback and proceeds to list off a large number of movies that do the same thing include "That Natalie Portman SNL Rap video", "two Tom Cruise movies" (to Jeremy's clear delight) and [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking Citizen Kane]].
** He also lists "Young Guns 2" at least three times.
* This bit:
-->'''Director:''' I want Sucher dead or alive. He's a black eye to our community.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's racist.]] Oh wait, he said black EYE. My mistake, carry on.
* Upon noting that a version of "Die Kommissar" wasn't released yet during the scene's time period, Jeremy quickly adds that "I hate that stupid song".
* During Spyglass's assassination scene:
-->'''Assassin:''' I have him in sight.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Then just shoot him already! What are you waiting for, [[CrossesTheLineTwice a black 1961 Lincoln limo?!]]
* The RunningGag about the Jack Daniels product placement.
* One of the outtakes adds the X-Files theme to the "Trust No One" speech.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Avengers'' (1998)]]
* As an AprilFoolsDay video, Jeremy spends the entire video mistaking this movie for the 2012 Avengers (which was sinned all the way back in 2013) and sinning it accordingly.
* Made even better with the sentence: [[LampshadeHanging Confusion]].
-->'''The Riddler:''' [[Film/BatmanForever But you were supposed to understand! I'll MAKE you understand.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Babadook'']]
* All three of these sins in succession:
** When Sam shows one of his inventions:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Child inventors.
** When Sam does a magic show:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Child magicians.
** When Sam merely shows up:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[UpToEleven Children.]]
* At one point, Jeremy considers that The Babadook [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation was fired by]] ''[[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Monsters, Inc.]]'' as his motive for killing.
* At a scene where a clown juggles apples:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The director said "let's have your character juggle three apples in this scene, it'll make you look more like a creepy asshole".
* When Amelia burns the book on a barbecue grill:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun The Barbecook.]]
* "Sam sucks."
* Jeremy gets confused at a clip of ''Series/SkippyTheBushKangaroo'' and refuses to believe it's real.
* Jeremy notes that Amelia becomes a better parent after she becomes possessed by the demon.
* When the Babadook is anti-climatically defeated:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Aw, really? That's all it [[IncrediblyLamePun Babatook?!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Baby Driver'']]
* When [[Creator/KevinSpacey Doc]] talks about his very first time encountering Baby:
-->'''Doc''': He stole my Mercedes. Had a lot of merch in it. I watched him do it too. I didn't stop him though cause [[AccidentalInnuendo I was just blinded by the balls on that kid]].\\
'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Yeah, well, considering what they're saying about you these days, I'm not surprised.]] [[labelnote:note]]Spacey was accused of sexual assault and harassment by many men at the time of the video's release.[[/labelnote]]
* This exchange between Baby and Doc:
-->'''Baby''': You and I are a team.
-->'''Doc''': Don't feed me any more lines from ''[[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Monsters, Inc.]]''! It pisses me off!
-->'''Jeremy''': Yeah, if you're gonna go Pixar, do ''[[WesternAnimation/ABugsLife A Bug's Life]]''!
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Bad Boys'']]
* From the very beginning, "Everything wrong with Bad Boys in F*ck Me minutes".
* "Directed by Michael Bay" gets sinned without comment.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Basic Instinct'']]
* During the [[BestKnownForTheFanservice infamous flash scene]], for the first time the Narrator refuses to take sins off.
-->"You'd think we'd take five sins off for this, but my boner is too suspicious of that woman to allow it."
* When Beth admits she went through a lesbian phase earlier in her life.
-->'''Jeremy''': Uh ... Any flashbacks about that particular time you'd like to remember for us?\\
'''Jeremy''': [makes a cliché "flashback sound effect"]\\
'''Jeremy''': ...No? Dammit!
* Jeremy's commentary on Catherine's bisexuality in general. Especially this bit when Nick visits her and Roxy:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Lesbianism. Wait, [[TakeThat that's not a sin.]] But [[GirlOnGirlIsHot my cliche male interest in seeing two hot women kiss]] is, so... ding that shit!
* Later in the same conversation, Beth calls Nick 'a good detective'. After seeing him in action the entire movie, Jeremy's immediate reaction is a HahahaNo.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Battleship'']]
* As the alien ship blows up a battleship with launched shells, Jeremy pronounces the aliens "really good at the game Battleship".
* "Okay, a model, an obvious real-life paraplegic military veteran, the director's uncle playing the cop, and Music/{{Rihanna}}. Exactly how many real actors are in this movie?"
* This:
-->'''Cora Raikes:''' ''(blowing up an alien)'' Mahalo, mother– ''(BOOM!)''\\
'''Jeremy:''' Movie censors the word f*ck. [[HypocriticalHumor I mean, who does that?!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Bird Box'']]
* The ContentWarnings at the beginning of [[TakeThat "Some Kinda Scary Images"]].
* This bit:
-->'''Malorie''': Boy, you have your dog. Girl, you have your kitty.
-->'''Jeremy''': "Boy, you have you Dog; Girl, you have your kitty" was the title of the children's book my parents used when it was time for [[CrossesTheLineTwice The Talk.]]
* At the first shot of the titular bird-box:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll Parrots!]]
* At the news footage of the mass suicides, Jeremy wonders who exactly took the footage, as seeing the creatures will make you go insane. He then comes to the conclusion that its [[{{Film/Nightcrawler}} Jake Gyllenhaal's character from Nightcrawler.]]
* "[[SarcasmMode Thank goodness the movie showed this little arrow jumping from Russia to Alaska; otherwise, how would we ever know how it entered the country through Sarah Palin's backyard?"]]
* This bit:
-->'''Malorie''': Wow, such... venom.
-->'''Jeremy''': No, that is a [[NamestheSame DIFFERENT symbiote-based plague that sought to destroy the lives of anyone exposed to it. AND it had weird eye effects too, so I understand your confusion.]]
* Jeremy adds 20 sins for the terrible dialogue.
* At a woman bashing her skull into a wall:
-->'''Jeremy''': Random sweatsuit lady is doing what [[TakeThat I've been keeping myself from doing after watching the first 10 minutes of this movie.]]
* At a shot of a stroller rolling down a street, Jeremy gets to try out his best Nicholas Cage impression:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[Film/RaisingArizona Don't worry, Mal, it's full of cans! They're just cans!]]
* At Malorie's grief:
-->'''Jeremy''': WHOA, Sandy! You don't have to act that hard in THIS kind of movie! [[DullSurprise Look at Malkovich, you can actually SEE the phone in his hand!]]
* When Malorie accidentally walks in on Felix and Lucy having sex:
-->'''Jeremy''': Out of all of the supposed horrific imagery in this movie, [[TakeThat THIS is definitely the one that will haunt my dreams.]]
* When Tom and Malorie kiss, Jeremy says it's lucky that both of them are hot and wonders what would have happened if Malorie ended up with John Malkovich or Machine Gun Kelly.
* [[SarcasmMode "Oh no, the characters are having a fun time, which means in a horror movie some serious sh*t is about to go down!"]]
** Jeremy repeats the phrase, then gets pissed that the movie pulled off the same trick 20 minutes later.
* When Gary shows his drawings of the creatures:
-->'''Jeremy''': Holy sh*t! The creatures are actually Predators!
* Jeremy gets so bored with the movie's cliches, he hopes that Gary comes back from the dead as a zombie to make things interesting.
* When Malorie makes it to the sanctuary and it's revealed to be a school for the blind:
-->'''Jeremy''': Oh look, it's an outdoor sanctuary that somehow doesn't let the demons in because of the foliage and the birds, that makes total- [[MoodWhiplash Ahahahahahaha! F***CK THIS MOVIE!]]
* One of the outtakes, as Malorie is rowing the children down the river:
-->'''Bart and Lisa Simpson''': [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Can you take us to Mt. Splashmore?! Can you take us to Mt. Splashmore?! Can you take us to Mt. Splashmore?!]]
--> '''Homer Simpson:''' [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons NO! NO! NOOOO!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Birdemic'']]
* During the scene where the company people are applauding Ren:
-->'''Jeremy''': It ... never ... ends.
** And then later when they are all shaking his hand, the sin is "Congratulations." ''*ding*''
** He also has scene of when Ren talks about the one billion as one of the stingers, replacing it with [[Film/AustinPowers Dr. Evil's]] "100 ''Billion'' Dollars" line.
* '''[[SoundtrackDissonance AND THE BIRDEMIC RAGES ON!]]'''
* The fifth [[TheStinger stinger]] makes the entire movie HilariousInHindsight, via adding audio from ''VideoGame/AngryBirds''.
* This exchange:
-->'''Rod''': The [phone] battery's dead.\\
'''Jeremy''': What, did you play too much ''Angry Birds'' last night or something? (''ding'') As a disclaimer, I promise that didn't start out as a pun when I wrote it, but ... f*ck it.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Birdman'']]
* On the movie's alternate title:
-->'''Jeremy''': Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love The Bomb in South Central While Drinking Juice In The Hood.
* "[[IncrediblyLamePun Flight-y Whities]]."
* At one point, Jeremy spots a quote criticising critics. Luckily for them, "[[CallBack we're not critics, we're assholes!]]
* "Luckily, Mike's boner made it onto [=YouTube=] in 2014, so 3 years before it wouldn't have been [[CrossesTheLineTwice advertiser friendly.]]"
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Although Nick Cannon, Bumblebee and Spider-Man are currently all on stage, this is stil better than Michael Bay's Transformers movies.]]"
* The Sentence: [[Film/JackFrost1998 Jack]] [[TakeThat Frost]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Brightburn'']]
* Jeremy loses it right at the opening logos:
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[SuddenlyShouting ONE FULL MINUTE FOR FIVE F*CKING LOGOS!!]]
* At the alien probe crashing:
--->'''Kyle:''' Oh my god, what is it?!
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[CanonWelding It's a Cloverfield!]]
* When Brandon surprises his mother by jumping out at her:
--->'''Jeremy:''' The thing with these jump scares is that they forgot to add the "scare" part to them.
** Since he would get tired of pointing them all out, he just adds 20 sins at once.
* After Brandon throws a lawn mower into the horizon:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Good aim, [[SpecialEffectsFailure bad CGI.]]
* This:
--->'''Kyle:''' What did you say?!
--->'''Brandon:''' I said GIVE IT TO ME!
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[Understatement Brat.]]
* When Brandon twists a fork:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Film/TheMatrix But there is no fork.]]
* The [[RunningGag Tommy How's the Peeping]] gag returns, this time in the actual sins video.
* Jeremy gets annoyed at the movie constantly shoving Brandon in [[SigilSpam red and blue]] for the Superman connection.
* This bit:
--->'''Brandon:''' Who am I? What is this? Where do I come from?!
--->'''Jeremy:''' We just need a "why are you doing this to me" for a cliche movie question bingo! Don't let us down, Brandon!
* This:
--->'''Tori:''' You came here...arrived here...in that.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Why would you tell [[TakeThat Young Sheldon]] this information?
* Jeremy adds 10 sins for the [[Squick scene of Erica pulling glass out of her eye.]]
* When a wounded Erica brandishes a baseball bat:
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossestheLineTwice Are you crying blood?! THERE'S NO CRYING BLOOD IN BASEBALL!]]
* As Erica gets killed, we get a different twist on a running joke:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie's like [[RunningGag my college girlfriend]], [[SubvertedRunningGag all foreplay and no zero orgasm.]]
* An unexpected CSI Miami reference:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Now that Brandon has killed, it's time for breakfast for the...puts on sunglasses...serial killer.
** And yes, Jeremy actually says "puts on sunglasses".
* This:
--->'''Radio Announcer:''' They are survived by their twelve year old son, Brandon.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Sequel baiting.
* The final sin of the video:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Just because you have Michael Rooker in your post-story scene doesn't mean that I'll care about it.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Boo! A Madea Halloween'']]
* Jeremy completely loses it when the movie goes on for too long, culminating in this:
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis THIS. MOVIE. MADE. 70. MILLION. DOLLARS!]]
* Later on, we learn that the movie is so terrible, Jeremy stops swearing and instead uses euphemisms.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Bumblebee'']]
* [[SpecialEffectFailure "Wow, Cybertron looks a lot like a matte painting of Tron superimposed over a matte painting of Coruscant that Iron City threw up all over."]]
* At the opening battle:
--->'''Optimus Prime:''' Where is B-127?!
--->'''Jeremy:''' Just waiting for my hero cue, boss!
* This:
--->'''Subtitle:''' EARTH
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag In case you confused it with Saturn.]]
* When Bumblebee transforms into a yellow jeep to escape the army:
--->'''Jeremy:''' WHY THE F*CK DIDN'T YOU JUST DO THAT BEFORE?!
* This bit:
--->'''Bumblebee:''' Run. Run!
--->'''Jeremy:''' He gave them like 10 seconds, there was no way anyone could escape that! This is the most useless run function since the time I downloaded that "free" program into my Commodore 64.
* At the shot of a beehive:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Man, they're really laying it thick with the bee analogy, aren't they? Surprised they didn't have Cheerios at the breakfast scene instead of Mr. T Cereal or [[TakeThat a scene where Hallie Steinfeld meets Jerry Seinfeld who recites one of the many hilarious lines from Bee Movie.]]
* Jeremy wonders why every movie that's set in the 80's references ALF because [[TakeThat "ALF f*cking sucked."]]
** Later, when Charlie plays "Never Gonna Give You Up" for Bumblebee, Jeremy calls it [[BrickJoke "The ALF of 80's music references."]]
* When Charlie fixes up Bumblebee:
--->'''Jeremy:''' One, two, three Hallie Steinfelds. [[WaxingLyrical Well, she always said that she was going to love herself and didn't need anyone else.]]
* This:
--->'''Charlie:''' You sound like a bumblebee.
--->'''Jeremy:''' He really doesn't. [[RunningGag Also, roll credits!]]
* Jeremy is shocked to see a character reading a Go-Bots comic and wonders if [[TakeThat Michael Bay makes terrible Go-Bots movies in this universe and declares the success of the Go-Bots to be an immediate sin.]]
* This bit:
--->'''Dr. Powell:''' If we don't use their technology, they might turn around and take it to the Russians!
--->'''Jeremy:''' Dr. Bumblebee Or How I Stopped Worried And Learned To Love The Transformers.
* Jeremy's comments on Dr. Powell:
--->'''Jeremy:''' This might be the best Transformers movie yet but I'm still sinning it for giving it yet another version of [[TheScrappy Agent f*cking Simmons!]]
* "This movie isn't over 2 hours long, something that the other 17 Transformers movies didn't go. But with the pointless diving scenes, the wanton destruction of private property and the speeding scenes, they could have shaved 20 minutes off of this puppy too."
* When Bumblebee looms over Memo and Charlie with red eyes:
--->'''Jeremy:''' I see Bumblebee went to the [[SubvertedCatchphrase I Robot School of Eye-Changing Colors When Going From Good to Bad]] that I've heard so much about.
* During the climatic fight scene:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Let's see. The yellow one got picked up by the blue one and was smashed into a thing so...carry the one, subtract the three...nope. Still have no idea what's going on.
* At one point, Jeremy splices in footage from Iron Man 3 in the fight sequence [[TakeThat "just to see if you would notice."]]
* The sentence: [[IncrediblyLamePun Cars]] [[Film/MarsAttacks Attacks]]
--->'''Translator Machine from Mars Attacks!:''' I AM THE MARTIAN AMBASSADOR. WE COME IN PEACE. WE COME IN PEACE.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Carrie'']]
* "Oh, sure, give me a boner and then have your period. Just like my ex." (Jeremy is slapped) "Ow ... sorry." (He is slapped again)
* "I wonder how many dislikes I can get with a Jerry Sandusky reference here."
* The various "movie reinforces the idea that when a woman is on her period" sins.
* "If she's doing to Billy what I think she's doing, she shouldn't be able to speak that clearly."
* "Billy inspires Larry the Cable Guy's catchphrase." *ding*
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Cast Away'']]
* Jeremy points out every instance of the Fed Ex product placement throughout the film.
* This bit:
--->'''Kelly:''' I got something for you for Christmas.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Is it something on the nose like a watch? Boy, I hope it's a watch.
* When a plane engine nearly hits Chuck on his way to the island, Jeremy cracks up at all the conveniences going on.
* When Chuck goes through the wallet of the dead pilot:
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Necro-steal-ia.]]
* "Goddamn it, Mother Nature, did you overdo it on the coconut security?!"
* Jeremy throws up at the sight of Chuck's wounded leg.
* Jeremy points out that, despite Chuck's struggle, he [[TakeThat still does better than most contestants on Naked and Afraid.]]
** Later, in the outtakes, Chuck is shown [[BrickJoke with a PSR of 6.8.]]
* When Chuck returns to civilisation and is greeted by his co-workers:
--->'''Party Goer:''' Hey, Chuck, next weekend you and I should catch up on that fishing.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Man, f*ck THIS guy.
* The last sin:
--->'''Jeremy:''' This movie is long and all but at least it's shorter than ''Film/{{The Last|Jedi}} [[TakeThat Jedi]].''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Charlie & The Chocolate Factory'']]
* The first sin of the video?
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This movie exists]].
* "Man, Wonka must have slipped past the FDA to make his candy."
* This bit:
--->'''Grandpa Joe:''' Willy Wonka was a genius.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Look, if he can do all the stuff we've seen, he's more like a wizard. Or, the way Depp portrays him, [[TakeThat he's Satan]].
* This:
--->'''Narrator:''' And that very same night...
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[RealityEnsues Charlie died from hypothermia thanks to that f*cking hole in the ceiling directly above him!]]
* When Veruca finds the golden ticket:
--->'''Grandpa Joe:''' That man has spoiled his daughter and nothing good ever comes from a spoiled child, Charlie.
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Someone hasn't been Keeping Up With the Kardashians.]]
* "This puppet carousel is the perfect metaphor for this movie. [[TakeThat It's plastic and fake and annoying and quickly goes up in flames.]]"
* Jeremy spends much of the video getting increasingly frightened of Depp's version of Wonka.
* During the reveal of the main room:
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[WaxingLyrical Come with me...and you'll be...in a world of]] [[TakeThat sh*tty imitation!]]
* Jeremy immediately calls out that all of the Oompa-Loompas look the same.
* This bit:
--->'''Mr. Salt:''' I do say, that all seemed rather rehearsed.
--->'''Mike Teevee:''' Yeah, like they knew what was going to happen.
--->'''Jeremy:''' These snozzwangers would be excellent at Cinemasins.
* "[[Film/BlackPanther2018 Wonkanda Forever!]]"
* "Aw, man, they had to drag poor Christopher Lee into this, didn't they?"
* This:
--->'''Willy Wonka:''' Ooh, that squirrel looks like he's got a bad nut.
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice That's why we nicknamed him Lance.]]
* "I wish the writers of this movie had a glass elevator. There's so little time and so much that was interesting. [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Wait, strike that, reverse it.]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Chappie'']]
* Jeremy can't let go of the fact Music/DieAntwoord was in the movie.
-->'''Jeremy:''' This scene makes me remember that "I Fink U Freeky" video, which incidentally, you can see us sin on our Music Video Sins channel. Anyway, that video is a human rights violation that famously brought Nelson Mandela back from the grave to stop it, only to have his zombie heart seize when he saw it, requiring a second and more somber funeral.
** And a few minutes later:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Chappie surveils the sleeping members of Die Antwoord and doesn't fink they're freeky.
* When it's revealled that Ninja plays a character [[TheDanza named]] [[NamesTheSame Ninja]], he wonders why they let him use his band name instead of something more random "like [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watkin_Tudor_Jones Watkin Tudor Jones]]".
* In TheStinger, "Still" by The Geto Boys is played over Chappie getting beaten by gang members, referencing the photocopier scene from ''Film/OfficeSpace''.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Chronicle'']]
* This exchange in the video's Website/YouTube comments, between Max Landis (writer of ''Chronicle'') and [=CinemaSins=]:
-->'''Landis:''' Hi, it's Max. I wrote this movie. This is the modern day equivalent of a Friar's Club Roast. Feel totally honored. Can't stop laughing. Also, f*ck you. And thank you.
-->'''[=CinemaSins=]:''' Hey Max! Thanks for taking this the exact perfect way. Oh, and f*ck you too.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe'']]
* "Edward is such an annoying little bastard, always correcting and nitpicking everyone's- [[SelfDeprecation Hey, wait a minute!]]"
* "[[TakeThat Cricket.]]"
* Jeremy repeatingly pointing out how insufferable the children are.
* This:
-->'''Fox:''' Aslan has ordered me to gather more troops.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Fox news.]]
* At the appearance of [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Santa Claus]], Jeremy wonders if a movie could jump the shark in the middle of a scene.
* This bit:
-->'''Peter:''' Whoa, horsey!
-->'''Horse:''' [[SuddenlyVoiced My name is Phillip.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' If they just made these movies about Phillip the Horsey, we'd still be getting Narnia movies to this day.
* As the kids lead the forces of good into battle:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Thank God they missed the dangers of World War Two!]]
* As the forces of evil advance across the battlefield:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm sure these three are supposed to be giants, but am I alone in thinking this looks more like three regular blokes and a bad case of Honey I Shrunk the Mythical Hordes?
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Citizen Kane'']]
* First line:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Welp, guess we don't mind being hated. ''(removes five sins)''
* "EVERY SINGLE ARTICLE in this newspaper is about Charles Foster Kane. I feel like even if Babe f***ing Ruth died young, the paper would still have something about a robbery or a satanic ritual killing on the front page."
* "Also, how many times is this [newsreel footage] going to switch from text to narration? This is an expositional pretzel!... it's nine minutes of expretzelsition!"
* Jeremy referring to one man in the newsreel as "This [[GeniusBonus McCarthy]]-looking motherf*cker".
* Over a shot of Kane standing next to Hitler:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Charles Foster Kane, the evil version of Forrest Gump.
* "Oh yeah, I forgot that what we were watching was being read from this unpublished Thatcher memoir. 59 pages of which apparently included a symbolic passage of time as a sled got covered in snow."
* "These guys merely SEE some women and all penis breaks loose."
* Over the famously impressive wide shot of Kane addressing the vast audience at the campaign rally: "Hey... um... where is microphone?"
-->'''Kane:''' I make no campaign promises!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Yeah, but you still have to have a platform, right? I mean, you can't expect an audience in 2016 to believe you can run for a major political office without any clear ideas, just reliant on brand recognition!
* Over the now-ubiquitous shot of Kane clapping:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie unintentionally inspires an overused Internet GIF, which it should totally have known it would do back in 1941. '' *ding*''
* "Without knowing you at all... if you build or live in a house with a fireplace you can f***ing stand in... you're an asshole."
* Complaining about the "snow globe made me remember the name of my sled" scene:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This is like me losing my Transformer collection as a kid and saying "''HASBRO...'' " on my deathbed."
* The reporter says he hasn't found out 'much' about Rosebud:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Dammit, Jerry. This is what you come back with? What are they going to do with this, Jerry? Call the narration guy back in to say ''(imitates portentous narrator voice)'' "What do we know about who [Kane] was? Not much. And what of his last word? Rosebud. [[ShaggyDogStory Do we know its true meaning? No]]."
* One of the outtakes has the opera scene combined with ''Film/MissionImpossibleRogueNation''[='=]s opera fight scene.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Clash of the Titans'' (2010)]]
* The first sin:
-->'''Narrator:''' The first stories were written in the stars...\\
'''Jeremy:''' Nebulation.
* During the first appearance of adult Perseus:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ah, 2010. Back when studios thought that Sam Worthington was a leading man...in 2018, more people know who Kevin Sorbo is.
* This:
-->'''Spyros:''' You have many questions. And I don't have many answers.\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[ActorAllusion I do know who Keiser Soze is, in case you need to know that.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Perseus:''' Who are they?!\\
'''Spyros:''' Soldiers of Argo!\\
'''Jeremy:''' Ar-go f*ck yourself.
* Jeremy refers to Hades as "Aqua-Voldemort" several times throughout the video.
* When we first see Zeus:
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[RunningGag Liam Neeson isn't killing anyone in this scene.]]
* Upon realising that the movie reunited Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes, Jeremy laments that it couldn't have been something "more dignified, like a ''[[Film/TheFastAndTheFurious Fast and Furious]]'' movie", or something better like a "delightful rom-com where a hat store owner and a tie store owner hate each other but both are in love with the same woman who makes the best Toad-In-A-Hole at the local pub."
* This bit:
-->'''Hades:''' Kill Perseus for me...and I will kill Zeus for you. \\
'''Jeremy:''' This movie just turned into Throw Zeus From The Train.
* This:
-->'''Io:''' No man has ever flown on a Pegasus.\\
'''Jeremy:''' All he has to do is [[ActorAllusion connect his hair-braid thing]] to him and he'll be flying with Zoe Saldana in no time.
* At a shot of Perseus resisting the temptation to kill Calibos:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Yep, that's my reaction to when I have to resist masturbating too.
* When Perseus is writhing from the poison, one of the soldiers asks what's wrong with him:
-->'''Io:''' Venom. From Hades.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Oh, [[Film/Venom2018 it]] wasn't that bad. Creator/TomHardy was kind of fun, and it was ''super'' ridiculous, but in the end...
* This bit:
-->'''Prokopion:''' We must pray to the one who showed us our sins!\\
'''Jeremy:''' Nope. I'm not helping.
* After Io declares that she knows the way to Medusa:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Of course [[DeusExMachina you]] do. Why does no one question Io just showing up, translating Djinn and knowing the answer to everything when they don't? Is it just boners? ''[resigned]'' It's boners, isn't it?
** The subject of boners comes up again later, when Io is showing Perseus how to fight Medusa and the two end up in a suggestive position:
--->'''Io:''' ''[places her hand over Perseus' heart]'' Ease your storm.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Is this how they get those boners lasting for more than 6 hours to go away? ''It's not working!''
** "Solon the Great Cock Blocker." Made even more hilarious by the fact that Jeremy pronounces the name "Sol'''o'''n" (like "so long!") instead of "S'''o'''lon".
* Perseus' strategy for killing Medusa:
-->'''Perseus:''' Trust your senses. Don't look that bitch in the eye.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Perseus graduated from the [[SubvertedCatchphrase Freddy Kruger School of Name-Calling.]]
* "Hey look! It's Perseus on Pegasus! You go tell Pythagoras and I'll go tell the missus!"
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Prokopion:''' Good news!\\
'''Professor Farnsworth:''' Good news, everyone!
* One of the other outtakes:
-->'''Io:''' There are gods among us.\\
'''Winston:''' Ray, when someone asks if you're a god...YOU SAY "YES"!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Cloverfield Paradox'']]
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext T-Dripping.]]
* At the appearance of Clover Nee in the credits:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Can't wait until we see 10 Clover Nee Lane and the Clover Nee Paradox, both of which will have little to do with the original Clover Nee.
* When the movie skips from 80 days to 236 days:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie's so fast, it's like a theme park ride. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
* At a shot of the astronauts playing foosball:
-->'''Jeremy:''' You only have 3 firings left before the Earth is destroyed. [[SkewedPriorities This is no time for foosball!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Mark:''' We are indeed talking about the Cloverfield paradox...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll paradoxes!]]
* "[[SarcasmMode There's the big Slusho easter egg for all you Cloverfield fans. That's why you're here, right? The Slusho boy.]]"
* When the foosball table goes crazy:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Aw man. I was hoping the ship would be haunted by the ghost of [[GeniusBonus Frederic Collignon!]]
* Jeremy compares Hamilton's character motivation to "Miss Piggy from Muppets Take Manhattan."
* When the Cloverfield Monster reappears:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat I hear the next Cloverfield movie is going to be a Steve Carrell comedy.]]
* One of the outtakes plays the theme song from [[Series/StarTrekEnterprise Star Trek: Enterprise]] over the space capsule returning.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Con Air'']]
* This bit:
-->'''Lawyer:''' You're looking at 10 years in prison time. With good behaviour, you'll be out in four.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat The most ludicrous thing in this ludicrous movie is the thought that a white guy would get this long of a sentence in Alabama.]]
* Jeremy adds ''300 sins'' for Nicholas Cage's accent as Cameron and notes that "he's getting off lightly."
* Jeremy points out a creepy looking painting in Cameron's cell and wonders if his daughter painted it.
* At a shot of a prison guard carrying an enormous amount of handcuffs:
-->'''Jeremy:''' "Work at the 50 Shades convention", they said. "It'd be an easy 25 dollars.", they said.
* This bit:
-->'''Cyrus:''' What's the inflight movie?
-->'''Guard:''' Oh, you'll like it. It's called "I'll never make love to a woman again"!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SelfDeprecation Well, I guess I'm a prisoner too.]]
* This:
-->'''Cyrus:''' And if you ever tell anyone about this, the next wings you see will be the flies on your rotting corpse!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I guess this line looked good on paper and Malkovich sells it pretty well but still...what the f*ck?!
* When Cyrus hijacks the plane:
-->'''Cyrus:''' I have the only gun on board. Welcome to Con Air!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll inmates!]]
* When Poe throws Johnny 23 into a wall:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ActorAllusion Memphis VS Machete.]]
* At one point, Jeremy doesn't say anything to sin the dialogue but merely replays it and lets it speak for itself.
* Jeremy's reaction to the infamous line:
-->'''Poe:''' Now why couldn't you just have put the bunny back in the box?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Um...Oh, I know this one! [[IncrediblyLamePun It was having a bad hare day!]]
* This:
-->'''Garson:''' I once drove through three states wearing a woman's head!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Now how did that work?! Did he balance it on top of his head or maybe he took her...[[ActorAllusion face OFF!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Cyrus:''' My own provocitivities are penal lore...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[HehHehYouSaidX Tee-hee. Penal lore.]]
* When Poe escapes an explosion by diving out a window:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie gave reality the finger a few moments ago, assassinated it twenty minutes ago and right now is gleefully dry humping its corpse.
* "Guns! Shooting! Explosions! Stuff breaking! Trucking! Excitement?!"
* This:
-->'''Baby-O:''' Pretty clever, right, bitch?!
-->'''Cyrus:''' *shoots Baby-O in the chest* No, THAT'S clever!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Twitter.]]
* An unexpected reference near the end of the video:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I haven't seen gun handling this bad since [[Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace the policeman from Plan 9 From Outer Space.]]
* At one point, the climax gets so stupid, [[INeedAFreakingDrink it drives Jeremy to drink.]]
** Jeremy cracks up when Cameron kills Diamond Dog by blowing him up with the motorcycle he’s riding on.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Cowboys & Aliens'']]
* Jeremy refers to Jake as [[ActorAllusion Double O Stetson]] throughout the video.
* This bit:
-->'''Ted:''' This coffee's terrible.
-->'''Roy:''' Next time, you make the coffee, Ted!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Actual dialogue from this movie.]]
* The RunningGag about how the movie can't decide which genre to steal from and ultimately pays homage to neither.
* Every time Nat [[DullSurprise has a line]] in the movie, Jeremy responds with:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Adam Beach, ladies and gentlemen.
* During an impossible stunt:
-->'''Jeremy:''' If John Ford directed a Fast and Furious movie.
* This:
-->'''Woodrow:''' I was their prisoner! Now I'm their guest?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat They inserted what Harrison Ford was saying about this scene in the actual movie.]]
* "Horses! Mountains! Camoflagued alien headquarters! Excitement?"
* When the aliens use thermal vision to track the cowboys:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Cowboys and Predators.
* When the alien rocket is destroyed:
-->'''Jeremy:''' But wait, won't the scouts come back and look for their fallen comrades? I guess that was going to be in the sequel. [[HaHaHaNo Hahahahahahaha. They thought they were going to get a sequel.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Crazy Rich Asians'']]
* "[[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Classless classist caricature condescends cartoonishly, consequently creating character's completely comforting comeuppance cliche.]]"
* This bit:
-->'''Nick:''' I'm going to Singapore for my spring break.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Singapore Spring Break sounds like the title of an 80's sex comedy that would have starred Rob Lowe and Johnny Depp and I'm sure there's a cross-dressing scene at one point.
* This:
-->'''Subtitle:''' Singapore
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun More like SINGA-RICH, right?!]]
** Jeremy then claims he would have removed 500 sins if they went to Australia instead.
* At a shot of a statue:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ARareSentence A vomiting mer-lion.]]
* Jeremy is so confused by the bizarre character Goh Wye Mun that he's left speechless and just decides to sin it and move on.
* This:
-->'''Goh Peik Lin''': They're not just rich, they're crazy rich.
-->'''Jeremy:''' 2/3s of a [[RunningGag Roll Credits. Roll Creds?]]
* This bit:
-->'''Constance:''' Why would they need to ring a Cambodian gong?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ComicallyMissingthePoint Because they couldn't find a rimshot?]]
* At one point, a location title is so big, Jeremy mistakes it for being a title to another movie.
-->'''Subtitle:''' International Waters
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh boy, this International Waters movie sounds really good. Did Renny Harlin direct it?!
* Jeremy notices a FunnyBackgroundEvent looking like something more out of a Zucker Brothers movie rather than a romantic comedy.
* During a conversation scene, Jeremy doesn't just [[RunningGag skip]] the scene. He also "[[TabletopGame/{{UNO}} Double Skip, Draw Two, Draw Four and I change it to a color I don't even have so I can throw another Draw Four on it next time around!]]" which adds 10 sins.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''The Crow'']]
* The [=YouTube=] description:
-->'''[=YouTube=] Description''': The Crow is a movie that happened. I was there. [[BlackComedy Well, not there on set.]] But there in the theaters. Even then, so many years ago, I recognized how sinful it was.
* The first sin of the movie? [[TakeThat Miramax.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Sarah:''' People say that when a person dies, a crow comes to carry its soul to the land of the dead.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Only five people, though. Also, [[RunningGag Crowrration.]]
* Immediately followed by:
-->'''Sarah:''' And there will be an immense sadness until the soul can rest.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Film/TheNeverendingStory And there will no more Fantasia.]]
* Jeremy's comments on Eric's last name:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Draven? Really? Other potential names include Jack Escrow, Isiaha Crowell and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Raven Symone]].
* When Eric is brought back from the dead:
-->'''Jeremy:''' They should have sent him a note tied to this crow's feet. "Hey Eric! Welcome to the wonderful world of revenge! We sell three tiers of revenge packages! You want to kill Dave from the third grade? Because you can kill Dave from the third grade!"
* When Eric steps down some stairs in an alleyway, Jeremy wonders if [[CallBack Kim Basinger and Mickey Roarke just had sex there.]]
* As Eric puts on his makeup while The Cure plays, Jeremy declares the scene the birth of the Emo movement.
* When Eric lets out a wicked laugh, Jeremy responds with one of his own which manages to be ''even creepier''.
* This:
-->'''Sarah:''' I wish the rain would stop, just once!
-->'''Jeremy:''' So do I, but this is sadly the norm for 90's thrillers.
* At one point, Jeremy wonders if George R.R Martin stole ideas from this for Game of Thrones but then realises that the movie came out in 1994 while the first book was written in 1996. [[TakeThat "He doesn't write THAT fast."]]
* Jeremy repeatingly refers to Grange as [[ActorAllusion Candyman]] throughout the movie.
* At a shot of kids in Halloween masks:
-->'''Jeremy:''' They should have just rereleased this movie into theatres as The First Purge instead of that movie we got last year.
* The RunningGag of Jeremy counting how many [[SpecialEffectFailure poorly composited falling scenes]] there are throughout the film.
* When Top Dollar talks about setting a bunch of fires and profiting off it, Jeremy starts wondering if the man sells insurance or maybe drywall if he's somehow profiting from doing nothing but committing arson.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Dark Crystal'']]
* At the opening of the film:
-->'''Narrator''': Another world.
-->'''Jeremy''': General Hospital. The Young & The Restless. These are the Days of Our Lives.
* At the TitleDrop which is immediately followed by the title appearing:
-->'''Narrator''': Their fate: the dark crystal.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll credits. Drive safe. Don't forget to tip your bartender!]]
* This bit:
-->'''The Master''': When the three suns meet...
** The video immediately [[GilliganCut cuts to the opening title sequence]] of Series/MyThreeSons.
* Immediately followed by:
-->'''The Master''': If not, Skeksis rule forever...
-->'''Jeremy''': What? You mean all 9 of them? Do Skeksis suddenly start reproducing when the 3 suns [[BrickJoke (the video cuts back to the My Three Sons opening before continuing as normal)]] meet?
* This:
-->'''The Master''': I should have told you these things long ago.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag This Dying Mystic Master Guy would be excellent at CinemaSins.]]
* At the dying Skeksis:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids Movie aimed at children aims to give them]] [[NightmareFuel Nightmare Fuel]] for the next 20+ years.
* Jeremy does a surprisingly good acapella version of the [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Amok Time music]] when 2 Skeksis fight with swords.
* At a [[FanDisservice Naked Skeksis]]:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[WaxingLyrical I'm too Skeksis for my shirt, too Skeksis for my shirt...]]
* At a shot of animated bats soaring through the skies:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SpecialEffectFailure Somewhere a rotoscoped Thomas and Martha Wayne are getting stabbed by a poorly animated knife.]]
* When a bird falls out of the sky:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Dark Crystal Tales: The Birdemic.]]
* The RunningGag of Jeremy listing the increasing number of franchises that the movie steals from.
* Jeremy gets very weary of [[TheScrappy Fizzgig]] quickly and shouts insults at it.
** Later, when Fizzgig gets thrown into a pit by a Skeksis:
-->'''Jeremy''': Oh, thank Christ.
* When Jen, Fizzgig and Kira enter the castle entrance, shaping like a mouth:
-->'''Jeremy''': Three in the mouth both describes this scene AND [[CrossesTheLineTwice my last sexual encounter.]]
* Jeremy increasingly gets annoyed at how slow the Mystics move, at one point berating them for "underestimating their speed."
* At a shot of the Mystics slowly trudging up to the castle:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SarcasmMode Sneaky!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Dark Shadows'']]
* When Jeremy sees that Barnabas didn't fall in love with Creator/EvaGreen, he questions who the true antagonist is.
* "Creator/ChristopherLee is only in this movie for [[OneSceneWonder 30 seconds.]]" *''ding''*
* "[[RetroactiveRecognition Thanks, Gilly]], from Series/GameOfThrones!"
* When Victoria claims that her parents sent her to an asylum to avoid having a daughter that was "different".
-->'''Jeremy''': This is in every f*cking Creator/TimBurton movie! [[CreatorThumbprint Every one of them!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Days of Thunder'']]
* Jeremy questions how the defending champion in the movie is named Rowdy Burns:
-->"Why didn't you just call him Hick Speed, or Huckleberry Swift, or Darty [=McWhitetrash=]?"
* Jeremy questions the story credit in the opening credits: "Story by Creator/RobertTowne and Creator/TomCruise":
-->"How is there a 'story by' credit in this movie? It's f*cking racing!" ''[ding]'' "Also, guy who wrote ''Film/{{Chinatown}}'' teams with megastar to write a movie about racing." ''[another ding]''
* This:
-->'''NASCAR Official:''' We ended up looking like a monkey fu*king a football out there!\\
'''Jeremy:''' Having seen many, many monkeys fu*king many, many footballs, I'm going to have to disagree with you.
* When one of the NASCAR bigshots is chewing out the two rival drivers for their stunts on the track:
-->'''NASCAR Official:''' You two monkeys--\\
'''Jeremy:''' That's racist. ''[ding]''\\
'''NASCAR Official:''' When the Japs--\\
'''Jeremy:''' That's racist. ''[ding]''\\
'''NASCAR Official:''' You two monkeys--\\
'''Jeremy:''' That's racist. ''[ding]''\\
'''NASCAR Official:''' I'm gonna black-flag the two of ya--\\
'''Jeremy:''' That's... hmm... You know, just to be on the safe side, I'm going to go ahead and say that's racist. ''[ding]''[[note]]In racing, colored flags are used to indicate various track and driver status. In NASCAR, a black flag basically means "pull your car into the pits ASAP, something's wrong". Can be for mechanical failure that makes the vehicle unsafe on the track or for the driver misbehaving in a way that the officials need to have a word with him.[[/note]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Dear John'']]
* The [[https://clubw.com/ ClubW]] ad.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Death Race 2000'']]
* "Discount Creator/SylvesterStallone" … when the ''actual'' Stallone appears on screen.
* "Where's Annie right now? … ''Ohhhhhhhhh…''"
* (After a racer ''finally'' hits a man who'd been standing still) "He must've made the mistake of moving."
* "In the name of humanity, let Operation Anti-Race begin!" "That's [[{{Pun}} racist]]."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Death Wish'']]
* "Hawaii! Airport! [[MoodWhiplash DEATH WISH!]]"
* Jeremy sins the L train for no apparent reason.
* "Discount Creator/JeffGoldblum" shows up when Goldblum makes his appearance as one of the punks.
* "Death Wish: Tutorial Mode!"
* This:
-->'''Extra''': Man, that has got to be the worst movie I've ever seen.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat These random goofballs managed to travel in time to see the 2018 Death Wish!]]
* At the mismatched soundtrack, we get:
-->'''Jeremy''': Why are we playing porn music right now?
* During the final shot with the iconic finger guns:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[MoodWhiplash Ha ha ha, I murdered a lot of people in the past few weeks for minor offences without any info on their backgrounds or any remorse for my actions! Ha ha ha!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Deep Blue Sea'']]
* At the title card:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Phew, for a second there I thought that said "Deep Blue Something" and was afraid this'd be 100 minutes of the song "Breakfast at Tiffany's". I do not want to relive 1995!]]
* "[[ItMakesSenseinContext Sharks can detect wine from a hundred feet away. They're one of the most dangerous alcoholic predators in the ocean!"]]
* This bit:
-->'''Janice''': He doesn't speak full sentences. Usually, he just nods.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Can I get a third option where he's not in the movie?]]
* At the appearance of a floppy disk:
-->'''Jeremy''': Man, you know this movie was made in 1999 when you see stuff like this! I mean, [[BaitandSwitch Saffron Burrows? Come on...]]
* The RunningGag about Jeremy's disbelief that the shark scientists are trying to find a cure for Alzheimer's as their motivation for testing on sharks.
* Jeremy theorises that the sharks plan to "get ahold of nuclear weapons and take over Mars" with their newfound intelligence.
* "LL Cool J outswims a shark. I don't think he could outrun a shark on land."
* This bit:
-->'''Jeremy''': Shark POV does not contain Terminator style data flashing on screen.
* Jeremy winds up laughing his ass off at Russel's [[SignatureScene death]] and actually removes 3 sins for it.
* During an action scene, Jeremy sums up the dialogue thusly:
-->'''Jeremy''': Blah blah, hero stuff, blah blah, scary sharks, blah blah, save the day, blah blah, pad out the runtime.
* This:
-->'''Preacher''': Man, [[BlackDudeDiesFirst brothers never make it out of situations like this]].
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Situations are racist.]]
* Jeremy's hilarious reaction to the [[SoBadItsGood credits song]]:
-->'''LL Cool J''': Deepest! Bluest! My hat is like a shark's fin!
-->'''Jeremy''': Live by these words, gents.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Dirty Dancing'']]
* "Foot fetish."
* When Johnny asks what Baby is doing at the resort's dance floor and she answers that she answers that she is bringing in watermelons for the staff there.
-->'''Jeremy:''' It was a plot device to get inside the sexy forbidden house. God knows why this party needs watermelons.
* "Baby is being taken through a [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks Disneyland ride]] of plot developments. Everywhere she goes, there's someone who just happens to be crying or yelling about something that will be important later."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Divergent'']]
* "...Also, what kind of test do the other factions give their new recruits? Do they all have secondary tests? In Candor, are they like, [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail 'What... is your favorite color?' 'Red-no yellow-aaaaagh!!']]???" (''*ding*'')
* Early on:
-->'''Tris:''' But what was my result?\\
'''Tori:''' Abnegation, and Erudite, and Dauntless.\\
'''Jeremy:''' But not truthful enough to be in Candor, you lying whore.
* This:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, this movie is one "I am your father" revelation away from literally being the most cliché movie I've ever seen.\\
'''Tris:''' Marcus had a son.\\
'''Jeremy:''' F*ck!
* At one point where the hero and villain are ''very'' close, Jeremy shouts "MAKE OUT WITH HER ALREADY."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Django Unchained'']]
* TheStinger.
-->'''Django:''' How many niggers you think you've seen come and go? Seven thousand? Eight thousand? Nine thousand?\\
'''Jeremy:''' The number of slaves Stephen has seen come and go is definitely [[MemeticMutation over nine thousand]]. ''[DING!]''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Doctor Sleep'']]
* This bit:
-->'''Rose''': You're wondering why I'm wearing a funny hat.
-->'''Jeremy''': No, I'm wondering why you're not at rehearsal with the other 3 Non-Blondes.
* When the film reuses footage from The Shining:
-->'''Jeremy''': The Shining 2: [[SequelSnark Even Shinier!]]
* This:
-->'''Halloran:''' I want you to have this box. Keep it. Get to know every detail of it...
-->'''Jeremy''': Huh, my extremely detailed-oriented college girlfriend said the same thing on our third date.
* Jeremy wonders why the bathtub ghost appears old and gnarled as "Daddy Jack got at least 90 seconds of hot supermodel action!"
* At one point, Jeremy sins [[HypocriticalHumor "talking at the movies"]].
* When the cult appears out of nowhere:
-->'''Jeremy:''' 80% of these assholes' job is to suddenly sneak up on their victims and stand in a semicircle.
* "[[ARareSentence Shotgunning the essence of a little girl.]] [[LampshadeHanging Yes, it's as funky as it sounds.]]"
* This:
-->'''Patient:''' Doctor Sleep?!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll Credi-zzzzzzzzzzz...]]
* Jeremy cracks up at Ryan's path home in a dusty cornfield, wondering how he hadn't been captured already.
* When the words "Baseball Boy" appear on a wall:
-->'''Jeremy''': Hey, I thought Rama already did that a couple of years ago in The Raid 2!
* This bit:
-->'''Abra''': How's the book coming along?
-->'''Dave''': Pretty good.
-->'''Jeremy''': OF COURSE, he's a writer! This is a Stephen King story, after all!
* This:
-->'''Danny''': When I was young...I didn't understand the Shining.
-->'''Jeremy''': Me either. I thought it was about a guy with an axe who threw a ball at the wall all day and was parodied on The Simpsons.
* This bit:
-->'''Halloran''': It's good to see you again, Doc!
-->'''Danny''': Dick?!
-->'''Jeremy''': Dick, say hello to Doc. Doc? Dick.
* At first, Jeremy feels sad for Grandpa Flick's death, then realises that Grandpa Flick is a child killer and adds a sin for the movie making him feel that way.
* Jeremy wonders how the phone call about Brad's death went:
-->'''Jeremy''': Hello, officer? I recieved a magical transmission that one of your young residents was brutally tortured and murdered by a pack of wild ghost soul vampires, and then I found his exact location and partially dug him up. OK, bye.
** Later, when Dave is found dead, Jeremy ponders another note:
-->'''Jeremy''' Hey, Abra was taken by steampunk vampires and your husband's dead. Milk in the fridge is still good though. XOXO.
* When The True Knot shoot at Danny:
-->'''Jeremy''' Magical battle between the forces of good and evil somehow turn into a motherf*cking episode of 24.
* During one of the driving scenes:
-->'''Jeremy''' F***ck, I think the movie "The Road" had less footage of roads!
* Jeremy thinks that the scene where Jack Torrance returns as the bartender is awesome, but gives it a sin for [[SpecialEffectFailure his appearance.]]
* When the camera pans to Room 257:
-->'''Jeremy''' I'm starting to think that's the only room in the hotel.
* The BonusRound which consists of everytime a character says "doc" or "doctor" in the movie, punctuated by Bugs Bunny.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Dragonball Evolution'']]
* The movie ends with 177 sins, but it receives a huge bonus round of "The things that pissed off the fans of Dragon Ball" (for once, breaking their "no research/citing the source material" rule), bringing the sin count to OVER 9000!
* The very first sin of the video:
-->'''Gohan:''' ''In a time before many can remember …''\\
'''Jeremy:''' ''I already know I'm going to hate this movie.''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Dredd'']]
* During the opening narration:
-->'''Judge Dredd''': America is a radioactive wasteland.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[BlackComedy Tell me something I don't know.]]
* Followed with:
-->'''Judge Dredd''': Mega-blocks. Mega-highways.
-->'''Jeremy''': Mega-ladons?
* This bit:
-->'''Judge Dredd''': Choking. Convulsing.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[NoodleIncident Dredd perfectly describes my first sexual encounter.]]
* When Judge Dredd patrols the highways in his motorbike, Jeremy claims that, if not for [[TakeThat YouTube's aggresive copyright system]], he would dub in the highway chase music from The Matrix: Reloaded. He then decides to do an acappela version with the subtitle [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial "This is totally the music from Matrix: Reloaded"]].
* Jeremy points out a store in a mall is called "Zooted Dog" and sins it for its name.
* "There are many cool things about this movie. These criminals are not one of them. It's as if they took these guys from the leftover scraps of ''Film/RoboCop3''."
* When the bodies from the beginning are being carted off:
-->'''Announcer''': The Level One food court will reopen within 30 minutes.
-->'''Jeremy''': Futuristic health-code standards.
* This:
-->'''Chief Judge''': She is the most powerful psychic we have.
-->'''Jeremy''': I guess Ms. Cleo didn't survive the apocalypse.
* When bodies start raining from the ceiling, to the shock of passersby:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[StatingtheSimpleSolution JUST RUN, YOU IDIOTS!]]
* When Dredd unzips a body bag in front of civilians:
-->'''Jeremy''': Uhh...nothing to see here!
* After a character gets shot through the cheeks during a slo-mo action scene:
-->'''Jeremy''': This is both dumb as sh*t and fake as sh*t.
* [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal "Doctor is a dick to Dredd & Dredd's duty AND Dredd's disciple & their detainee, and it's devasting to their desire to delay death."]]
* Jeemy bemoans the use of [[SpecialEffectsFailure the CGI blood]], saying that he would have almost preferred "that orange sh*t they used in 70's cop films".
* During a shoot-out:
-->'''Jeremy''': Hahahahahahaha! [[ConcealmentEqualsCover That guy hid behind a table.]]
* This:
-->'''Judge Dredd''': As for you, Ma-Ma. It's Judgement Time.
-->'''Jeremy''': I would give all the sins back if he said "It's Film/JudgmentNight" and Emilio Estevez and Cuba Gooding Jr [[UnexpectedCharacter show up for no reason]].
** "Judgment Night" ends up being [[BrickJoke the sentence of the film.]]
* When Dredd unleashes the Incendiary round, Jeremy simply laughs his ass off [[RuleOfCool while removing a sin]].
* His reaction to Ma-Ma's death.
-->'''Jeremy''': This is far too beautiful a death for such an ugly character -- speaking about her soul, not her face.
* One of the outtakes:
--> '''Announcer''': All judges please respond.
--> '''Judge Dredd (Stallone version)''': [[Film/JudgeDredd I ''AM'' THE LAW!]]
** And another reference:
--->'''Kay''': How the fuck we gonna stop [[OneManArmy this guy]]?\\
'''[[Film/ShootEmUp Hertz]]''': My god, [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy do we really suck]], or is this guy ''[[PersonOfMassDestruction really that good]]''?!
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Dr. Dolittle'' (1998)]]
* The opening sin:
-->'''Lucky''': You know, they say the great thing about being a kid is-
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Narration?]] [[IncrediblyLamePun That do little for me.]]
* This:
-->'''Charisse''': My name isn't Charisse. I've changed it to Paprika.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ActorAllusion That's so Raven.]]
* Jeremy wants Rodney to get his own movie, after "managing to find his way home, avoiding mousetraps and [[ItMakesSenseinContext climbing a dick]] all by himself." He then declares that it's also sin worthy.
* Jeremy gets increasingly frustated at Dolittle's refusal to believe what is happening, even with more and more evidence.
* When an owl pursues John:
-->'''Jeremy''': What is this? A sequel to Ladyhawke?
* When Lisa hears Lucky bark over the phone:
-->'''Jeremy''': This kid HEARS a dog and assumes her dad got her a dog. There's no doubt that this kid's high hopes are a way of getting Norm Mcdonald more work in this movie. [[RhymesonaDime Every time a kid wishes, Norm gets more riches!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Dr. Dolittle''': What a wonderful place. What a wonderful camp!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat This movie inspired Daddy Day Camp which was reverse-engineered to inspire Daddy Day Care first.]]
* At a shot of all the animals in John's apartment:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[FlatWhat A f*cking reindeer.]]
* Jeremy's rising annoyance at all the toilet humor in the film culminates in him adding 27 sins.
* At one point, Jeremy is shocked that [[SelfDeprecation even ''he'' knows more about animals]] than Dr. Dolittle does with some of his treatments.
* Jeremy comments that, if things had gone another way, Dr. Dolittle would have wound up [[CanonWelding "living with that robber he stopped in Coming to America."]] When he ends up being sent to a mental institution instead, Jeremy still adds the sin based on the reference.
* This:
-->'''Orangutan''': ¿Tu conoces a Will Smith?
-->'''Jeremy''': [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece OF COURSE this orangutan would reference Will Smith. This movie is 90's as F*CK! It also references "The Usual Suspects", "Sling Blade" and "Jurassic Park", as if the movie was afraid to not draw attention that it was made in the 90's.]]
* Jeremy is horrified that [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer the movie came 8th at the international box office and made over 300 million worldwide]]:
-->'''Jeremy''': How starved were we for entertainment back then? Mulan was a week before this! Armageddon was a week away. Everyone was ignoring Out of Sight. Somehow this 85-minute movie filled with butts and crab legs with jokes made by grandparents and approved by Neighborhood Watch made 300 MILLION DOLLARS.
** Later on, during one of Rodney's jokes:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis THREE. HUNDRED. MILLION. DOLLARS.]]
* This:
-->'''Newscaster''': This odd collection of animals have prevented San Francisco's finest from entering the building.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[FlatWhat This odd collection of animals have prevented San Francisco's finest from entering the building.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Elf'']]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Papa Elf''': Oh, hello. You're probably here about the story.
-->'''Jeremy''': How do I sin this opening narration while still retaining my undying love and respect for Bob Newhart? *a sin is added* Oh. That was surprisingly easier than I thought!
* This:
-->'''Credit''': DIRECTED BY: JON FAVREAU
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ItWillNeverCatchOn Nonsense. No way the guy from Swingers, Very Bad Thing and PCU could ever direct a feature film, let alone one for a major studio!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Buddy''': I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag That's racist.]]
* When Buddy leaves for New York:
-->'''Santa Claus''': If you see a sign that says "peep show", it doesn't mean you get to see the Christmas presents early!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SocietyMarchesOn Santa is describing a New York from 1982.]]
* As Buddy leaps on an iceberg:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun An Inconvinent Elf.]]
* When Jovie first appears:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ActorAllusion Maniac Elf Dream Girl.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Mailroom worker''': [[OlderThanTheyLook I'm 26 years old!]]
-->'''Jeremy''': Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
* When Michael bursts into the publishing office and wears a certain sweatshirt:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Jets fans!]]
* This:
-->'''Santa Claus''': You're more of an elf than anyone I've ever known!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[BrutalHonesty That doesn't even make sense.]]
* One of the outtakes dubs over Walter's rant with [[Film/TheGodfatherTwo Sonny Corelone's rant to Michael.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Eragon'']]
* At the opening narration:
-->'''Brom''': ...But a rider named Galbatorix betrayed them.
-->'''Jeremy''': "Galbatorix"?! What happened to good old fantasy names like [[Literature/TheHobbit Gandalf or Bilbo]] or [[Franchise/StarWars Luke?]]
** Later on, Jeremy falls asleep during the long-winded narration.
* Jeremy laughs at the [[SpecialEffectFailure terrible CGI]] during the opening battle, noting it looks more like the video game. The video then shows the Eragon [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames video game]] side by side with the movie footage and the graphics look almost identical.
* Jeremy's understated reaction to the [[MemeticMutation infamous line]]:
-->'''Galbatorix''': I suffer without my stone! Please do not prolonge my suffering.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Discount Skeletor.]] Also, he's really phoning in here but that's no surprise. [[TakeThat He was in Con Air!]]
* Jeremy comes incredibly close to removing a sin for [[CutenessProximity baby Saphira]], complete with sound effect before he manages to resist the temptation.
* Jeremy's reaction to a matte painting of a castle:
-->'''Jeremy''': Is that a location or something I'd find on the wall at my dentist's office?
* When Saphira first communicates with Eragon:
-->'''Saphira''': I have waited a thousand years to hear your thoughts, young one.
-->'''Jeremy''': Dragoness stalking.
* This:
-->'''Brom''': WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[MundaneMadeAwesome Whose house?! BROM'S HOUSE!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Brom''': I have always said: "It is better to ask forgiveness than permission."
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Should have been this f*cking movie's tagline.]]
* "[[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Eloquent exposition exercised between equines eviscerates every attempt employed towards equanimity."]]
* This:
-->'''Brom''': Saphira! Can you find us?!
-->'''Saphira''': I have never left you.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Facebook.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Brom''': Urgals! And the Ba'Zac!
-->'''Jeremy''': Urgals and the Ba'Zac? Do you mean the Nazgul and Uru-Kai?! [[TakeThat Jesus f*cking Christ, they should have called the main character Xerox instead of Eragon.]]
* This:
-->'''Brom''': Magic comes from dragons.
-->'''Jeremy''': BUT WHY?! AND HOW?!
* Jeremy cracks up at [[{{Narm}} Brom's death scene]]; after laughing for 20 seconds, he declares it to be "the worst Ex-Machina in the history of storytelling!"
* When Saphira lets out a loud roar:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SarcasmMode Well, it's a good thing you guys aren't trying to hide.]]
* Jeremy's description of a group of knights:
-->'''Jeremy''': They've been captured by the "Faith Militant Sons of the Upside-Down Cereal Bowl Helmets Without Borders"! Of all the rotten luck.
* During the climatic battle:
-->'''Eragon''': Time to return the favor!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SpecialEffectsFailure To the CGI company by not billing them for this entire sequence which looks fake as sh*t!]]
* Later on:
-->'''Saphira''': It's dark magic!
-->'''Jeremy''' Oh. OK.
* At the end of the movie:
-->'''Arya''': But Galbatorix will try to avenge this defeat.
-->'''Jeremy''' Ha-hahahahahahaha! They thought that- while MAKING this movie- [[StillbornFranchise that they were going to get sequels! Oh, that's hilarious!]]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Brom''': I have seen things that you could not imagine.
-->'''Winston''' I have seen sh*t that will turn you WHITE!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Escape Room'']]
* [[RunningGag "47 seconds of inescapable logos.]]"
* This bit:
-->'''Location Title''': Chicago, Illinois
-->'''Jeremy''' [[RunningGag In case you confused it with]] [[Theatre/{{Chicago}} Chicago the Musical.]]
* At Ben's relationship with his father:
-->'''Jeremy''' [[ARareSentence Grocery Drama.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Jason''': Stop being chivalrous with her! No one here is going to have sex with you!
-->'''Jeremy''': SHOTS FIRED. [[SkewedPriorities This is the kind of guy that would roast you about your prowess with women '''WHILE YOU'RE BURNING ALIVE.''']]
* "Movie will have you believe that Danny escaped this vent in four seconds and I'm not having it."
* When a flashback shows Ben killing his friends by drunk-driving:
-->'''Jeremy''': Man, Tennessee is going way to far by putting their [=PSAs=] in the middle of discount Saw movies.
* This:
-->'''Danny''': It feels like I'm playing the world's funnest game with the world's meanest people.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Twitter.]]
* At one point, Jeremy gets so sick of the main character's ineptitude at solving the puzzles that he claims that they're "the most stupid randomly assembled stereotypes to be randomly assembled and stereotype."
* In another escape room:
-->'''Ben''': Feel free to leave but may we note - It's best to find the antidote.
-->'''Jeremy''': It's good to see that the poem writers from the original Jumanji still get work.
* Jeremy sins the trippy drug room and its effects because [[TakeThat ""it just gave Marvel more ideas on how to further obscure its fight scenes in future movies."]]
* At one point, Jeremy is dismayed to point out that the movie [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer made more money than Clue, Shawshank Redemption, A Simple Plan and Children of Men ''combined''.]]
* At the end of the movie, when the police point out the lack of evidence about the escape room, Jeremy not only points out every single reason why that couldn't happen and sins each reason, [[UptoEleven he adds 20 sins along with it.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''E.T. the Extra Terrestrial'']]
* Just like with "Everything Wrong With ''WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}}''", the description just says in response to [[OhNoYouDidnt most fans' reaction]], "Yes. Yes we did."
* When the spaceship leaves E.T behind, we get this:
-->'''Jeremy''': E.T's race is a dick to E.T.
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Ah, the 80's, when it was perfectly acceptable to give your friend's mom's ass a wet willie.]]
* When Elliott leaves out the Reese's Pieces trail for E.T:
-->'''Jeremy''': This actually works.
* "E.T is smart enough to know what Elliot is saying. [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation He just doesn't give a f*ck.]]"
* Elliott shows E.T his Star Wars toys:
-->'''Elliott''': This is Greedo! Pew pew!
-->'''Jeremy''': Elliott is clearly in the Greedo Shot First camp.
* At one point, we get the obligatory [[VideoGame/ETTheExtraTerrestrial E.T video game]] reference:
-->'''Jeremy''': Movie inspires an awful UsefulNotes/{{Atari 2600}} game that I spent too much time playing as a kid.
* When the NASA scientists come to the house:
-->'''Jeremy''': Took you assholes long enough to show up.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Ex Machina'']]
* When the TV turns on:
-->'''Jeremy''': Wait, so all of the channels are a variation of the same thing? [[TakeThat It must be Comcast!]]
* "Fine Art."
* This:
-->'''Ava''': I would like to be friends with you.
-->'''Jeremy''': Damn, only took him two dates until he was friendzoned.
* This bit:
-->'''Nathan''': It's Promethean, man.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Nathan went to the Prometheus School of Getting Drunk.]]
* "[[IncrediblyLamePun Ex Machina Sex Machina Ex Machina!]]"
* The Sin Tally ends at 69, with a set of parenthesis claiming that it wasn't intentional.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Exorcist'']]
* When a small carving of Pazuzu is found at an archeological site:
-->'''Jeremy''': Man, this thing is totally going to ruin the Brady Bunch's Hawaiian vacation.
* Although Jeremy loves the movie, he can't help but sin it for its very slow pacing throughout.
* Jeremy, based on habit, immediately starts sinning 'Crash Course', the movie within the movie.
* This bit:
-->'''Chris''': What's this? Dinner at the White House?
-->'''Jeremy''': [[GeniusBonus I see Nixon has the same boner for Hollywood actresses as JFK did.]]
* At a shot of Father Karras working out at a gym:
-->'''Jeremy''': I can't wait for Karras vs Pazuzu 2. I ordered it on Pay-Per-View and everything!
* This:
-->'''Burke''': There appears to be a pubic hair in my drink.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Clarence Thomas.]]
* Jeremy repeatingly compares Burke's bizarre mannerisms to Mr. Bean.
* When Regan's bed starts moving on its own:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[CrossestheLineTwice Man, you pop a quarter into one of these things and you don't know where it'll take you!]]
* Jeremy is shocked at how casually the doctors smoke in front of Regan.
* Jeremy's reaction at the famous head turning scene:
-->'''Jeremy''': HOLY F*CKING SH*T! ''1 sin removed''
* This:
-->'''Father Karras''': What is my mother's maiden name?
-->'''Demon Regan''': ''vomits on Karras''
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint It sounds better in the original Greek though.]]
* This:
-->'''Father Merrin''': We need an exorcist.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll Devils]]!
* This bit:
-->'''Demon Regan''': YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!
-->'''Jeremy''': Rhetoric.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Face/Off'']]
* The entire "Smell my hand" unsinned bonus round.
* "Face..." "Roll..." "Off." "Credits."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Fault In Our Stars'']]
* In the scene at the cancer patient support group:
-->'''Gus:''' My fears ? Oblivion.
-->'''[=CinemaSins=]:''' Oh come on... [[Film/Oblivion2013 the movie]] wasn't THAT bad.
* The various moments of "We also probably missed a hilarious 'driving her back to her house scene' where he X 5 Y."
* The small scene of Gus watching ''Aliens'' was a middle finger to every guy gone to see this movie.
* Jeremy's response to Hazel's line "I'm a grenade".
-->'''Jeremy:''' You could always date [[Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger Steve Rogers]]. I hear he has no problem [[JumpingOnAGrenade falling on grenades]].
** In TheStinger, Jeremy responds to the same line by playing the chorus to "Grenade" by Music/BrunoMars.
* Hazel: "Everything is wrong!" Jeremy: "Hazel Grace would be excellent at [=CinemaSins=]."
* "Folders named "stuff" contain pornography 95% of the time. Just sayin'".
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Ferdinand'']]
* "Aw, Nina and Ferdinand got back together. [[CrossesTheLineTwice I wonder what the wedding will be like?]]"
* At one point, Jeremy accuses the movie of stealing their sins.
* "[[IncrediblyLamePun Bullsh*t.]] [[LampshadeHanging Oh, come on,]] [[LamePunReaction you knew it was coming sometime!]]"
* When the bulls are on the bus, we get:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ha-ha, cute gag but literally no one would react to this? No phone calls to the police or anything? I guess [[GeniusBonus Spain is different.]] [[note]]A reference to a famous tourism slogan.[[/note]]
* One of the outtakes plays [[Film/RockyIV "No Easy Way Out]]" over Ferdinand heading out to the stadium.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within'']]
* This sin:
-->'''Aki:''' She told me she was ready to die.
-->'''Jeremy:''' That kid is f*cking hardcore. ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Fifth Element'']]
* Upon the first appearance of Milla Jovovich:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I might remove a sin for naked Milla Jovovich, but...come on....like THAT'S unique or rare.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''First Blood'']]
* Jeremy has a miniature breakdown when he sees that there's no opening logos for him to sin, culminating in "[[YourHeadAsplode Aneurysplosion]]".
* At the title card:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[EarlyInstallmentWeirdness Rambo movie fails to properly Rambo.]]
* This:
-->'''Teasle:''' Wearing that jacket and that flag...you're looking for trouble around here!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I can't tell if Teasle is warning Rambo or [[HoYay propositioning him.]]
* Upon seeing a Christmas sign in the town, Jeremy immediately declares that First Blood is a Christmas movie.
* Jeremy originally starts to sin the character of Jade for being [[RunningGag Discount David Caruso]], then is shocked when he finds out it [[RetroactiveRecognition really is David Caruso.]]
* Jeremy cracks up at Rambo popping a wheelie on a motorbike during his initial escape, calling it "something out of a Fast and Furious prequel".
* At a shot of Rambo climbing a mountain wall:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ActorAllusion Cliffhanger: 1982 Edition!]]
* Jeremy's reaction to Galt's death:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Wait, that f*cking WORKED?!
* When Rambo hides in a cave:
-->'''Jeremy:''' We now return to Clan of the Cave Bear...
* This bit:
-->'''Rambo:''' They drew first blood. Not me.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll Rambos!]]
* This:
-->'''Officer:''' Clinton, what's the matter with you?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat A conversation from the 1992 Presidental Elections somehow found its way into this movie. Or 1996. Or 2008. Or 2016. Sh*t, there was a lot of times that could have happened.]]
* When Rambo climbs on top a military jeep:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Rambos of the Lost Ark!
* As Rambo shoots up a store with Christmas displays in the window:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Well, SOMEONE is getting a lump of coal this year.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Forrest Gump'']]
* Upon realising that Forrest's narration plays out throughout the entire film, Jeremy adds 20 sins.
* This bit:
-->'''Forrest Gump:''' They called that man The King. And years later, he had himself a heart attack or something.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ElvisLives Or something...]]
* When the kids bully Gump when he gets on the school bus, Jeremy sins the kids, then Alabama itself for producing such brats.
* This:
-->'''Forrest Gump:''' The best part about meeting the president of the United States? All the food!
-->'''Jeremy:''' It's true. I hear they serve delicious [[TakeThat Hamderbers.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Forrest Gump:''' And after 5 years, I got a college degree!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat The NCAA.]]
* When Forrest meets Bubba:
-->'''Forrest Gump:''' My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.
-->'''Jeremy:''' I am not a smart man. But I know what [[RunningGag Roll Credits]] is.
* When Bubba and Forrest decide to go into shrimping during Vietnam:
-->'''Bubba:''' And, hey, Forrest, all the shrimp you can eat.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Red Lobster called, they'd like for you to stop using their main form of employee recruitment!]]
* When Forrest plays ping-pong:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Ping Pong Proceeds to Propaganda Proportions without Properly Petitioning Participants Previous Political Positions.]]
* This:
-->'''Forrest Gump:''' Everybody knows it isn't true but momma just says they're like little white lies that don't hurt nobody.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Advertising in a nutshell.
* This, for only how simple it is:
-->'''Lt. Dan:''' I never properly thanked you for...for saving my life.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BrutalHonesty You still haven't.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Gemini Man'']]
* At Marino's spy earpiece:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Who ordered the most conspicious earpiece in the history of film?! You might as well be wearing huge headphones that say "Beats by Dre, Super Secret Spy Edition" on them.
* This bit:
-->'''Marino:''' That was the best ever. I'm impressed.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Impressed? That shot was so good that I'm now convinced that this is a [[CanonWelding DCEU movie and it is actually a sequel to the Oscar-winning Suicide Squad.]]
* This:
-->'''Jeremy:''' So, you burn the pictures of your targets after killing them, which seems smart but you carry that picture all the way from Belgium to Georgia before you do it, which is stupid.
** When the location title appears:
-->'''Intertitle:''' BUTTERMILK SOUND, GA
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag In case you confused it with "Buttermilk Sounds F*cking Delicious!"]]
* This:
-->'''Henry:''' I'm deathly allergic to bees.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Well, I'm sure that won't come up later!]] Look, foreshadowing is fine when it's subtle but this random bee showing up, the over-the-top reaction AND spelling out the allergy with the line is what changes this sin from foreshadowing to FORCED-shadowing, and that's why the sin bell doth toll.
* Jeremy's description of Jack Willis:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This guy looks like if Will Ferrel cosplayed as John C. Reilly.
* This:
-->'''Janet:''' We'll clean up our own messes, thank you.
-->'''Jeremy:''' I know that Linda Emond has several Tony nominations but I feel like every time she delivers a line in this movie, someone was shouting [[DullSurprise "LESS HUMAN, MORE ROBOT THIS TIME, LINDA!!" until they eventually got it right.]]
* "[[MakesAsMuchSenseInContext Teaching your child to drown.]]"
* Jeremy gets increasingly frustrated at the dark cinematography.
* This bit:
-->'''Henry:''' You get on that boat, your whole life is going to change...
-->'''Jeremy:''' Just like that speech in Men in Black that Tommy Lee Jones gave to...[[ActorAllusion whoever that other guy was]].
* This:
-->'''Danny:''' What scares you other than bees?
-->'''Henry:''' Drowning.
-->'''Jeremy:''' OK, so new leader in the clubhouse to come back in the climax...drowning barely edges out bees. One of those is sure to come back. Though if he somehow encounters [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs bees WHILE drowning]], I'll remove 5 sins because [[CrazyAwesome that's just rad.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Del:''' It's like the Hindenberg hitting the Titanic.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CallBack And then both of those drowning in bees!]]
* "[[SpecialEffectFailure Most of this movie's outdoor shots still look green-screened. And that's just weird.]]"
* This:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RecognitionFailure Tom Cruise riding a motorbike cliche.]] Oh, wait. Hmm...I Robot, this, Bad Boys for Life...maybe we're building something up for Will here.
* During a chase scene:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative Man, this is the best chase scene Ang Lee has directed since Sense and Sensablility!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Henry:''' I need you to get me to Budapest.
-->'''Jeremy:''' WHAT IS THIS MOVIE?! It wants to be Bourne, the Sixth Day and Taken at the same time! And it's watered down gravy next to any of those movie. Yes, even Sixth Day! AND Sixth Day is AWFUL!
** Followed by this:
-->'''Benedict:''' I know someone, let me give them a call!
-->'''Staplers Button:''' [[GilliganCut That was easy.]]
* This:
-->'''Danny:''' Is it possible you could have had a kid without knowing it?
-->'''Jeremy:''' One of ten questions my college girlfriend asked before having sex with me for the first time!
* This bit:
-->'''Intertitle:''' Budapest, Hungary
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag In case you confused it with]] [[IncrediblyLamePun Budapest, No Thanks I Just Ate]].
* This bit:
-->'''Danny:''' He's your clone.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Here the movie tells us what the trailer told us in the first 30 seconds. And if there was a case for movie trailer reform, it's now.
* Jeremy lets out an angry [[Series/Seinfeld Yada yada yada]] during some exposition.
* This:
-->'''Jackson:''' Everybody hates cilantro.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's cilantro-ist!]]
* During the scene where Henry and Jackson meet, Jeremy lets out an "INTERSTELLAR SKIP", complete with a modified deep voice.
* This bit:
-->'''Benedict:''' It's not everyday you see a man get his ass beat on two continents.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Clearly, you've never seen Rocky IV!
* This:
-->'''Henry:''' We have to shut it down. Both of us.
-->'''Jeremy:''' I could write this script after one viewing of the trailer! None of these beats are exciting in the slightest.
* This bit:
-->'''Jackson:''' You were born in Philadelphia, right?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ActorAllusion Iiiiin West Philadelphia, born and raised...]]
* During a "they survive this" sin:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie is a giant f*ck you to anyone who wants a little bit of realism in their action movies.
* This bit:
-->'''Del:''' We checked. There are no more clones.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ohhhh, you checked?! Good enough for me!
* Jeremy stops the video after seeing [[SpecialEffectFailure the digital effects on Jackson during the final scene]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Geostorm'']]
* One of the first sins:
-->'''Hannah:''' Everyone was warned. But no one listened.
-->'''Jeremy:''' So we will keep making weather disaster films until [[TakeThat YOU LISTEN... CONGRESS!]]
* This:
-->'''Hannah:''' The world came together as one.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, I had NO idea that Geostorm was actually part of the Bill and Ted's Expanded Universe. What year was God Gave Rock & Roll to You broadcast to the universe? I always get the timelines confused.
* Jeremy is horrified that, out of all the movies in the world, Geostorm was the one to get Andy Garcia and Ed Harris to work together.
* Jeremy mentions that the movie takes place in "[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D.]]".
* During a spacewalk scene, Jeremy notes that it looks less like Gravity and more like The 3 Stooges In Orbit.
* "It really is incredible to see Gerard Butler's Scottish and American accents battling in real time."
* When Rio freezes over, Jeremy hopes that [[Film/TheFastAndTheFurious Dominic Toretto]] got frozen to death while street racing there and ponders if "he gets frozen a quarter-mile at a time".
** One of the stingers plays Frogger music and sound effects over said scene.
* This bit:
-->'''Alarm Screen:''' TIME TO GEOSTORM: ONE HOUR 30 MINUTES
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Unfortunately, no one watching this movie was given the same warning, and many tens of people died.]]
* When the DNC meeting is destroyed by lightning:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Suddenly, the Koch Brothers just got unexpected, simultaneous erections.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Ghost'']]
* "Dramatic film hires ''Film/{{Airplane}}'' director and then expects me to take it seriously."
* "Bad guys hire an assassin with ZERO stealth points."
* Sam Wheat has been killed, and is offered a portal into a bright realm:
-->'''Jeremy:''' God has room for bankers in Heaven.
* Willie Lopez has been killed and is taken to the underworld by phantoms:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Jerry Zucker couldn't resist throwing a little [[RunningGag comedy]] into the film.
* Carl Bruner has been killed and is taken to the underworld by phantoms:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Jerry Zucker couldn't resist throwing a little comedy into the film.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Ghostbusters'' (2016)]]
* Jeremy refusing to call Bill Murray's character anything but [[Film/Ghostbusters1984 Dr. Peter Venkman]].
* When Slimer shows up:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Worthless Slimer cameo is worthless. I can't believe they managed to get him off of his ranch in Montana to film this scene.
* One of the stingers at the end of the video syncs up a living [[Film/{{Mannequin}} mannequin]] chasing Patty with "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now".
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Ghost in the Shell'' (1995)]]
* The SceneryCensor for every bit of nudity is Batou's head.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Ghost in the Shell'' (2017)]]
* When Major strips naked:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DistractedByTheSexy YEAHHH-]] [[BarbieDollAnatomy Aw.]]
* Jeremy's comments on the scenery:
-->'''Jeremy:''' It's like this movie put Film/BladeRunner, Film/TheFifthElement, and Film/AttackOfTheClones in a blender, added Pop Rocks and Diet Coke, smashed it with a baseball bat, then fucked it.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo'' (2011)]]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This movie exists.]]
* At a shot of the Millenium building:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, cool, Mikael works at that [[NamestheSame short-lived 90's FOX show that starred Lance Hendriksen!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Henrik:''' And what do you know about me?
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'd remove all the sins from this movie is Mikael asked him if Kevin Spacey previously played him.
* "Fjordshadowing".
** Which is immediately followed up by "Swedesposition".
* This:
-->'''Mikael:''' I'm losing track of everything here!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Mikael speaks for the audience and the movie immediately raises two giant middle fingers in response.
* "HOT. RESEARCHING. ACTION."
* When Mikael discovers an evidence photo of a subject hiding behind a balloon, Jeremy immediately jumps to the conclusion that its [[Literature/IT Pennywise the Dancing Clown]].
* This:
-->'''Martin:''' Funny. I never had a man in here [[note]]Referring to his torture chamber[[/note]] before.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's racist.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Gnomeo and Juliet'']]
* At the beginning, we get this:
-->'''Gnome:''' The story you are about to see has been already been told. A lot.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Gnarration.
* Followed up by:
-->'''Gnome:''' And now, for a long and very boring prologue...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Can't be anymore boring than this.]]
* This sin:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Crazy complicated color coordination clearly created to convey character combat conviently.]]
* At one point, Jeremy is shocked that the movie has ''16'' credited writers.
* After Jeremy hears "delicate" too many times, he CrossesTheLineTwice, giving us this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Man, I delicate hope delicate all this delicate repetition delicate doesn't delicate have any delicate impact delicate on my delicate writing delicate from this delicate point delicate on. Delicate.]]
* At the appearance of an obnoxious lawn flamingo:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheScrappy Glad to see this movie had time for its own personal Jar-Jar.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Golden Compass'']]
* At the appearance of Lord Asriel with his familiar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' See, now I'd rather be watching a movie where James Bond fights crime alongside a leopard.
* Jeremy makes an unexpected reference to EPCOT's Spaceship Earth during the long opening narration of the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks So, when do we thank the Phoenicians?]]
* This bit:
-->'''Coulter:''' In fact, I took audience with the great polar bear king!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I offered him a Coca-Cola but he and his family wanted Pepsi. Guess you can't believe everything on TV.
* Jeremy's questions about how the daemons work turns into a RunningGag making it seem like a textbook.
* Despite all of the supernatural events in this movie, the thing that confuses Jeremy the most is the fact that [[ZeppelinsFromAnotherWorld people still use dirigibles in this world.]]
* Jeremy gets pissed off at ''3'' [[TitleDrop Roll Credits]] moments in the first half hour and adds 33 sins for this.
* At the colorful character introductions:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I am Cinema Sinfliggia, head of the "go f*ck yourself, movie" clan!
* "How much do you wanna bet Sam Elliot thought he was doing a Lonesome Dove sequel?"
* Jeremy begins comparing the movie to Star Trek: Voyager, then, after talking about an episode at length comes to the conclusion that the scene's meaning is that [[SidetrackedbytheAnalogy Captain Janeway is a psychopath.]]
* Jeremy is shocked at the violent conclusion to the climatic fight and adds a sin not for the movie but for "the MPAA's hypocrisy when it comes to these things."
* This bit:
-->'''Serefina:''' This girl will be of great assistance in the upcoming wars.
-->'''Jeremy:''' You mean like in the sequels-ahahahahahahhahahah! [[StillbornFranchise This movie! Sequels! Hahahahahahaha!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Gone in 60 Seconds'']]
* Jeremy cracks up at the [[SpecialEffectsFailure poor photoshopping of Nicolas Cage into a picture.]]
* The comments on the opening credits:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The only thing worse then having to sit through this indeterminable credits is that its backed by [[TakeThat a Moby song.]]
* This:
-->'''Atlee:''' It's like a little boy's nursery room in here.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Description of the writer's room becomes a line of dialogue.
* "There's so much macho and aggro bullsh*t in this opening scene, I might as well be watching a Limp Bizkit video."
* This bit:
-->'''Atlee:''' [[NamesTheSame Something wrong, Tumbler?]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'll say. [[TakeThat There's no porn anymore!]]
* This:
-->'''Kip:''' 13 down, 7 to go.
-->'''Jeremy:''' HEY KIDS! COUNTING IS ''FUN!''
* Jeremy sins the concept of Go-Karts.
* At one point, Jeremy is stunned by the dialogue and repeats it before adding a sin:
-->'''Atlee:''' Now he's jammed up...jammed up bad.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Now he's jammed up...jammed up bad.
* Jeremy's reaction to the name Memphis Raines:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Memphis Raines. Memphis Raines? MEMPHIS RAINES?! [[Corpsing Why not call him Lexington Snow? Or Augusta Sunshine? Or Nashville Twang-o-rama?!]]
* This:
-->'''Calitri:''' After you left, all theft in the south-bay area went down by 47%!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, f*ck OFF. Do some math.
* This bit:
-->'''Kip:''' I can handle things on my own.
-->'''Memphis:''' The kitchen's on fire.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Yep. That's this movie's version of a "subtle metaphor".]]
* At the appearance of Otto:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag I see you dragged Robert Duvall into this sh*t.]]
* When Memphis gets in a barfight, Jeremy wonders if he's secretly [[CanonWelding Cameron Poe.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Roland:''' You go ahead and make your move. But I won't be waiting for you.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Funny, that's what my college girlfriend told m-]]
* At one point, Jeremy waxes poetically about the movie's similarities with The Godfather. He ends his speech by noting that [[ShaggyDogStory the two movies have nothing in common but Jeremy's going to rewatch the trilogy immediately after he's done with Gone in 60 Seconds.]]
* This:
-->'''Memphis:''' I am a bad man.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat You mean "actor".]]
* Jeremy is shocked that, after spending a lot of runtime on exposition, the actual car stealing is done in a quick montage.
* "[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer THE DOG ATE THE KEYS THEY NEED!"]]
* Jeremy declares the romance between Memphis and Sway to be [[InsulttoRocks worse than the Star Wars prequels.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Sway:''' Let's finish this.
-->'''Jeremy:''' For the love of f*ck, PLEASE!!!!
* "The continuity and frequent cuts in this scene is so intense, it might as well be a [[TakeThat Taken movie.]]"
* At a shot of Memphis driving:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I guess its time to [[ActorAllusion Drive...]] [[BondOneLiner Angry.]]
* This:
-->'''Roland:''' I'm a police officer: if you kill me, your life is over.
-->'''Calitiri:''' No, if I kill you, YOUR life is over!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Well, you can't argue with logic like that.]]
* Jeremy cracks up at how [[SpecialEffectsFailure Calitiri's death]] and shows Dick Jones' death from ''Film/RoboCop1987'' side by side to show how fake it looks.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Great Wall'']]
* At the beginning of the movie, we get this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie should have given my 7th grade paper entitled "The Great Wall of China: The Mystery, the Majesty and the Legend" a partial writing credit. Maybe IT will ALSO get a [[TakeThat C minus from my social studies teacher.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Greatest Showman'']]
* "19th century dabbing."
* Right at the beginning, we get:
-->'''P.T. Barnum:''' Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment you've been waiting for!
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[TakeThat It's the end of the movie already?]]
* "F*ck! Even the flashbacks have musical numbers!"
* "HOLY SH*T, THAT SONG GOT HER PREGNANT!?!"
* The RunningGag about P.T. Barnum's real life compared to the film; virtually every sin gets a dig in at the awful things the actual man did.
* Jeremy's rundown of the circus freaks:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Let's see. We've got Teen Wolf, Slender-Man, fatter Jon Lovitz, Glenn Close with a sh*tty perm, Daniel Day Dracula, Lucy Who, a tattooed Colonel Mustard...
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Dog Boy Milk! Get your Dog Boy Milk here! Everyone loves milk named after a dog boy!"]]
* The final sin:
-->'''Title card:''' The noblest art is that of making others happy. - P.T. Barnum
-->'''Jeremy:''' Also, "there's a sucker born every minute" but tomato, tom-ato, right?
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Hancock'']]
* At the very beginning, a young Atticus Shaffer makes a cameo.
--> '''Jeremy''': Apparently, [[RetroactiveRecognition before he was]] [[Series/TheMiddle Brick]], this kid who should probably be at school or something walks around sarcastically waking up superheroes. '''(whispers)''' ''[[ShoutOut waking up]] [[VerbalTic superheroes.]]''
* In honor of a random extra [[RunningGag being excellent at CinemaSins]], Jeremy proceeds to list several alternative ways Hancock could have stopped a train accident and counts them as sins.
* "Non-buffering HD [=YouTube=] in 2008."
* Some SelfDeprecation:
-->'''Ray:''' It's not a crime to be an asshole, but it's very counterproductive.\\
'''Jeremy:''' We beg to differ.
* Jeremy throws up after a shot rotates too many times in a row.
* This:
-->'''Mary:''' It's hard to explain!\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Then perhaps you should have started that storyline 20 minutes ago.]]
** At one point, Jeremy refers to Mary as "Mary Mary Quite Expositionary".
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''The Happening'']]
* The description for the video is one word: [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "Oy."]]
* Jeremy adds ''5'' sins to the movie during the screen credit for James Newton Howard's score, not because it's bad but because it's too good to be associated with the movie.
* At a shot of bypassers standing perfectly still:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat In 2008, those Improv Everywhere assholes went WAY too far.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Title Card:''' Three Blocks from Central Park, New York City
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode I can't wait when they get to Nebraska and they tell us its 25, 928 blocks away from Central Park, New York City.]]
* Jeremy refers to Elliott as Mark Wahlberg (and later [[Film/TheDeparted Dignam]]) numerous times throughout the entire video.
* Jeremy's hilarious impression of Mark Wahlberg's performance:
-->'''Jeremy (as Mark Wahlberg):''' Hey guys, did you know that the sun is going supernova in the future? Maybe its time we start evacuating the Earth because we're not going to make it when that happens, you know.
* This:
-->'''Elliott:''' Scary, huh?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This is the question that M. Night asked the entire crew during every filming day.]]
* Jeremy removes a sin for [[RefugeinAudacity a legitimately puzzled reaction from an extra during Dignam's lecture]].
* During the lecture:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This is a sequel to Dead Poets Society that went terribly, TERRIBLY wrong.
* This:
-->'''Julian:''' The probability of something happening in Philadelphia is very low.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Especially an NBA championship.]]
* "Everyone knew how to use cell phones by the late 2000s; except for [[TakeThat Tiger Woods.]]"
* This:
-->'''Newscaster:''' The epidemic appears to affect only the Northeast...
-->'''Jeremy:''' Which, as we all know, is the only area in America with trees and plants.
* At a shot of nuclear plant towers billowing smoke in the air:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Subtle.]]
* This:
-->'''Julian:''' Look at me! Just look at me!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Why risk her looking at your face when she could have seen [[TakeThat The Pest or Spawn or Spun or The Fan or...]]
* When Brian O'Halloran's character dies in the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ActorAllusion And to think-]] [[Film/{{Clerks}} he wasn't even supposed to be here today!]]
* This:
-->'''Elliott:''' We've got to chase against the wind!
-->'''Jeremy:''' This line is the greatest setup to a [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative "chase against the weather" sequence since The Day After Tomorrow.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Kid:''' I don't even know what's happening anymore.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat I was asking myself the same thing as I walked out of the theatre at this very moment back in 2008.]]
* Jeremy's reaction to the [[MemeticMutation iconic]] scene:
-->'''Elliott:''' What? No!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is it comedy? Is it horror? YOU DON'T KNOW!
* Jeremy refers to the movie's title as "a giant version of the [[RunningGag Pronoun Game.]]"
* Jeremy lets out a [[ClusterFBomb series of f*cks]] at the nonsensical ending.
* The BonusRound: "Mark Wahlberg is generally unhelpful"; which shows ''every'' moment of Dignam being useless or a hinderance throughout the movie, including the [[BrickJoke "What?! No!" scene.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Happy Death Day'']]
* [[{{Irony}} Tree is a dick to Global Warming.]]
* After Tree nails floorboards to her window, we get this:
-->'''Tree:''' See if you can get through that, asshole.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[FailedASpotCheck Yeah, because there's no way the killer can just break through the big areas below the wood and get in that way.]]
* As Tree walks out in the university courtyard naked:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie is PG-13.
** It's funnier in the outtakes scenes, where he plays the naked Tree scene again with "[[Film/TheGreatestShowman This Is Me]]" in the background.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Happy Feet'']]
* Even though Jeremy thinks the movie is OK, he immediately adds a sin for this movie and its sequel delaying Mad Max: Fury Road from being made.
* The RunningGag of Jeremy pointing out how blatantly dirty a lot of the jokes in this 'family movie' really are thanks to the music, starting with penguins courting to Prince's Kiss and... somehow only getting worse from there. "Let's talk about '' eggs'', baby!"
* "[[CrossesTheLineTwice Hahahahaha, remember back in 2006 when we had polar ice? Good times...]]"
* When Jeremy removes a sin for the musical numbers, [[BitingTheHandHumor he throws in a dig in at Website/YouTube's strict copyright policies forbidding him for playing them.]]
* Between the famous voice cast, the numerous famous songs and the rights acquiring, Jeremy calculates that the movie must have cost "at least 72 billion dollars".
* Several minutes into the sins video:
-->'''Narrator:''' His mom and dad met in the usual way...
-->'''Jeremy:''' Penguinarration!
* This:
-->'''Narrator:''' The mothers left for the fishing season while the dads stayed behind with the eggs!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ah, a reverse ''The Shape of Water''.
* This bit:
-->'''Falcon:''' What are you doing here, flipper boy?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' That's flipper-ist!
* When Mumble and Gloria wind up in uncomfortable positions, Jeremy lets the puns fly:
-->'''Jeremy:'' Summer of 69. Doggiefish. Journey to the South Pole...
* Jeremy cracks up when he finds out that [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece Fat Joe voices a main character in the movie]].
* When the movie plays Queen's Somebody to Love, Jeremy hopes that "they aren't going to play the full Live-Aid setlist."
* At Lovelace leaving with a flock of female penguins:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Great, so now I have to explain group sex to the kids, too. Who produced this thing, Larry Flynt?!
* When Mumble and Gloria dance:
-->'''Penguin Elder:''' Now we have this...uprising!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie somehow thought it could become webbed-Footloose without me noticing. Movie is way wrong.
* This:
-->'''Mumble:''' None of this makes any sense!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Script margin note somehow made it into the final cut of the movie.
* At a shot of a snow covered mountain-top:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Get your Paramount out of my Warner Brothers!
* This epic tongue-twister:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Humble Mumble bumbles and stumbles then tumbles and fumbles through the propeller as it rumbles but somehow doesn't get jumbled or crumble and so, I shall grumble.
* At the end, when all of the penguins are dancing:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I don't care if they won 2 Stanley Cups in a row, this is way too much celebration.
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Mumble:''' I'm a very particular kind of guy. I need my own space!
-->'''Pee-Wee Herman:''' I'm a loner, Dottie! A rebel!
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''The Hateful 8'']]
* The "Racial Slur Bonus Round", where Jeremy sins each use of the n-word while dubbing over random words (usually words with "-er" at the end) in its place (climbers, loggers, etc.), using different inflections and ''Mario'' music in the background.
--->'''John Ritter in ''Sling Blade''''': Well, that's a ''very'' offensive way to put it; you shouldn't say that.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Hereditary'']]
* At the opening shot, showing a camera going into a dollhouse:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t, did they already remake Downsizing?
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Funeral creeps.]]"
** One of the outtakes replays the scene, this time with [[Film/AChristmasStory "I like The Wizard of Oz. I like the Tin Man".]] dubbed over it.
* When Peter creeps on a girl in school:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Peter fails the Bechdel test.]] [[SelfDeprecation She probably gets that joke all the time; sorry we had to go there but we are a lowbrow "film and animation" channel, so, for the kids...]]
* This bit:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BlackComedy Why doesn't Peter simply try supergluing his sister's head back on? Isn't that what most kids do when they break something super valuable? Like in Risky Business?]]
* Jeremy refers to Annie pulling off the seance like "a well-trained Mrs. Cleo".
* Although Jeremy loves the movie, he claims that the lack of explanation for everything "makes ''Series/TwinPeaks'' look like ''WesternAnimation/BluesClues."
* At a shot of the book, showing Satan surrounded with gold coins:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Aaaand of course, it's about money. This movie is Ocean's 11 with The Devil.
* When Peter screams in the middle of class:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Your social life does NOT recover from this, BTW.
* Jeremy claims that they thought of doing a bonus round every time someone begs "Please" in the movie but decided against because "we'd DIE."
* "[[WaxingLyrical Spider-Annie. Spider-Annie. Does whatever a Spider-Annie does.]]"
* When Peter ends up next door, to the cultist's shack:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh sh*t! He fell into one of the [[TakeThat Human Centipede sequels!]]
* At the cultists themselves, Jeremy comes up with an internal monologue for them:
-->'''Jeremy (in a Minnesotan accent):''' "Hey Jim. Heard you were in Hereditary. Who'd you play?" "Oh me? I was one of those guys in the treehouse with my d*ck out. It was awesome."
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Highlander'']]
* The RunningGag about the continous focus on shots of eyeballs throughout the movie.
* Jeremy cracks up at the special effects of the characters being killed, remarking that they look more like the They Live aliens.
* "[[ItMakesSenseinContext Who knew that they built Scotland on top of this parking garage?]]"
* This bit:
-->'''Police Officer:''' Where are you from?!
-->'''Connor''': Lots of different places!
-->'''Jeremy:''' But not Scotland! I don't hear any Scottish in that voice.
* This:
-->'''Candy:''' I'm Candy.
-->'''The Kurgan:''' Of course you are...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]
* [[RunningGag The director said, "let's have an apple off to the side of the shot while Connor f*cks his wife, it'll make him look like more of an asshole."]]
* Jeremy cracks up at [[WTHCastingAgency Sean Connery playing a Spaniard.]]
** Later:
-->'''Juan:''' I am not Spanish. I am Egyptian.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, you had your shot, movie. And you blew it.
* When Rameriz disappears from one shot to the next:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Juan narrowly avoids being chopped in half by an ancient technique called "film editing".
* Jeremy progressively gets angrier at the ridiculous fight scenes.
* At a shot of a man [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat impaled on a sword]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Matunas survives this. Seriously!
* "You immediately stabbed yourself to prove you were immortal?! LET'S F*CK!"
* At a shot of animated demons through the air:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Highlander: Fantasia.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Hitch'']]
* Jeremy gets so tired of Hitch's lenghty opening narration, he actually wants [[TakeThat Kevin James to show up just so it wouldn't be so boring.]]
* Jeremy snaps when Hitch begins monologuing to the camera ''during the narration'', begging for the movie to end not less than five minutes into it.
* At a shot of the Flat-Iron Building:
-->'''Jeremy:''' PARKER!
* Jeremy calls a a weird looking square couch:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Whoever designed this f*cking thing can f*ck off and enjoy hipster eternity.
* "[[UnintentionalPeriodPiece Developing film.]]"
* This bit:
-->'''Ben:''' You've got to listen to me, man!
-->'''Jeremy:''' This isn't acting. [[TakeThat This is what Michael Rapaport says to people on a daily basis.]]
* During a flashback sequence where Hitch meets his girlfriend and takes of his glasses for the first time:
-->'''Hitch:''' And I knew my life would never be the same.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Did she just ''HEAL HIS VISION'' with her hotness?!
* Jeremy almost praised an in-universe newspaper article for having an actual article, then sins it for repeating itself.
* This:
-->'''Albert:''' I've had several...bad experiences in the past...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat He's talking about Pixels.]]
* Immediately followed with:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie gives us [[FanDisservice seven full seconds of Kevin James' ass]] and I can't help but take it personally.
* Jeremy is floored that the movie is eventually going to make Albert a ladies man, claiming that [[UptoEleven even Mr. Bean would be embarrased at his lack of social skills.]]
* When Hitch secretly puts a pen in Albert's pocket, Jeremy wonders if he did that with his "[[ActorAllusion Hancock X-ray vision.]]"
* After Hitch gets his coat caught in a taxi door:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie came out in 2000-and-"that joke was WAY too tired by the time this was released".
* When Albert pratfalls while on the phone:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Call 911! He's having a [[IncrediblyLamePun Blart attack!]]
* At a shot of a newspaper:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I can't wait to read the "sports final"! [[SarcasmMode Did the one team beat the other team by an undetermined amount of scoring units?!]]
* Jeremy [[NotHisSled refuses to Roll Credits every time Hitch is said]], claiming to not want to play by their "silly rules".
** Eventually, Jeremy relents near the end of the movie.
* "This movie's tagline could have been 'This goes on for some time'!"
* When Albert gets his backhair waxed:
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[CallBack A MAN WAXING HIS BODY HAIR?!]] [[SarcasmMode How hilarious and original and original and hilarious and original and hilarious."]]
* "Ewww, he took her to a [[TakeThat Knicks game?]]! Why not just pour hot coffee on her and call her a whore?!"
* At the end of the movie, Jeremy wonders why Will Smith stopped doing rap songs for his movies and [[HilarityEnsues comes up with a few of his own for Persuit of Happyness, After Earth and this movie.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Hocus Pocus'']]
* The video description gives Jeremy's opinion of the movie:
-->'''Video Description:''' This movie has somehow become a nostalgic beloved classic, and that sh*t is WRONG. This movie is TERRIBLE. This movie is sinny.
* When the witches suck out a child's soul:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheStoner These witches apparently mistook children for weed.]]
* This:
-->'''Thackery:''' You hag! There is not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's not-enough-childrenist!]]
* Jeremy's comments on Ice:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This guy is about as likeable as the actual ICE.]]
* At a group of masked costumegoers at a Halloween party, Jeremy declares that they're part of "an [[CrossesTheLineTwice Eyes Wide Shut orgy]]".
* This bit:
-->'''Max:''' Come on, it's just a bunch of hocus pocus!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag This is such an obvious Roll Credits moments that I'm convinced the screenwriters started from here.]]
* This:
-->'''Mary:''' I smell...children.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Movie unintentionally inspires a terrible Marylin Manson album.]]
* When the Sandersons come across a road:
-->'''Sarah:''' Tis as firm as stone!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag This was the same amount of surprise that my college girlfriend registered the first time we slept with each other.]]
* The RunningGag of Jeremy being dumbfounded at all the nostalgia surrounding the movie.
* At a cameo appearance by Garry Marshall:
-->'''Jeremy:''' You might think Garry Marshall is only DRESSED as Satan, but once you see Valentine's Day, New Year's Eve, Exit to Eden AND Raising Helen, you will know in your heart that this is no act.
* During the "I Put A Spell On You" sequence:
-->'''Winnie:''' Now dance! Dance until you die!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm pretty sure that was Steve Rubell's mandate for anyone that attended Studio 54 in the 70's.
* When the Sandersons come back from being burned:
-->'''Winnie:''' I want my book.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ohhh.
* When Max and Allison hold hands:
-->'''Jeremy:''' NOW he's not a virgin!
* This:
-->'''Dani:''' It doesn't matter how young or beautiful you are! You sold your soul!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This has to be a rant from Kayne after last year's Kardashian Thanksgiving celebration, right?]]]]
* The final sin of the movie, when the spell book opens its eye:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StillbornFranchise Hahahahaha, they thought they were going to get a-]]
** The video immediately [[GilliganCut cuts to an article saying Hocus Pocus is getting a sequel on Disney Plus]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t!
* One of the outtakes show [[Film/RaidersoftheLostArk Indy and Marian tied up while the Sanderson sisters are being executed]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Hook'']]
* In a scene where the kids are sent to bed before eight:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is it not even 8 O'clock yet? Why is a kid this age going to bed before the next episode of "Series/{{Dinosaurs}}" comes on?
* Jeremy attempts to say "Roll Credits" only to keep getting interupted by Toodles repeating Hook.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Damn. Well, you get the idea.
* "Hook hookers".
* "Slutty Scuba Mermaids". This wasn't a sin. Jeremy just wanted to say "Slutty Scuba Mermaids".
* When Peter calls himself "Pan the Avenger".
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh Jesus, not another [[Film/TheAvengers2012 Avenger]]. We've already got way too many.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''House of the Dead'']]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Title Card''': BOLL KG PRODUCTION PRESENTS
-->'''Jeremy''': Jesus, I can feel my face getting [[SmallNameBigEgo boxed in right now]]. ''*ding*''
* An colorful invitation to "Gathering" is displayed on a post card.
-->'''Jeremy''': This either a rave or an invitation into a volcano cult. 50/50 chance, but like I said, these people really love acid.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The House with a Clock in its Walls'']]
* At the beginning of the film:
-->'''Johnathan''': I look forward to meeting you.
-->'''Jeremy''': What is up with Jack Black's accent here? He's a warlock that lives in Michigan, not some gun-toting Buster Scruggs wannabe.
* Jeremy points out a subtle reference to Back to the Future with a movie marquee showing "Spaceman from Pluto" before sinning it because "it just makes me want to watch Back to the Future instead."
* A sin is added for [[TakeThat Eli Roth's directorial credit]] without any explanation or even stopping the video.
* During Johnathan and Florence's conversation, Jeremy adds a sin for "banter." When their conversation leads to them insulting each other, Jeremy sins it for [[CrossesTheLineTwice "SEXY banter."]]
** Later on, he sins them for [[BrickJoke "REALLY SEXY banter. Just f*ck already!"]]
* At a shot of the house:
-->'''Jeremy''': You could tell me that this shot is from this movie, Goosebumps or Miss Peregrine's Hogwarts for Gifted Youngsters and I would literally not be able to tell them apart. This sh*t really does roll all together, doesn't it?
* When Selena shows up:
-->'''Jeremy''': AHH! [[ActorAllusion It's a sudden Lily J. Potter!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Lewis''': Brave, brave, brave...
-->'''Jeremy''': Yeah, but which one? [[NamesTheSame The Disney/Pixar one where the mom turns into a bear or the one where Johnny Depp performs in a snuff film?]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids I mixed them up in front of my 6-year old niece once]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice and boy, I have NOT heard the end of it!]]
* Jeremy refers to a scene of hanging portrait characters as being too PG: "and not the 80's PG, when you could get away with some serious sh*t."
* This bit:
-->'''Johnathan''': The house likes you.
-->'''Lewis''': The house can't like anything! It's a house!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag That's houseist!]]
* Jeremy refers to the titular house as "if Pee-Wee's Playhouse f*cked The Haunted Mansion" and isn't sure if that should count as a sin.
* This:
-->'''Johnathan''': This house was once owned by another warlock, Isaac Izzard and his wife Selena.
-->'''Jeremy''': What about his son, Eddie?
* This bit:
-->'''Johnathan''': He passed away and left a magical clock in the walls.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Abracadabra Credits!]]
* Jeremy sins a toilet humor joke twice, one for the joke itself and another for the effects department having to work on that joke.
** Jeremy later recalls that "there was 100% less jokes about sh*t in the book".
* This:
-->'''Johnathan''': Let me show you what a little bit of WEIRD can do...
-->'''Jeremy''': File this one under "things you do not want to hear from your uncle who you still barely know."
* At a shot of Johnathan suspended in the air:
-->'''Jeremy''': Windgardium Levi-NO-sa. Also, [[SpecialEffectsFailure I haven't seen wire work this f*cking obvious since Highlander.]]
* When Johnathan inspects a room with a stethoscope:
-->'''Jeremy''': Dude, it's not called "The House with a Clock in its Furniture".
* "[[TheScrappy F*cking Tarby.]]"
** Later, Jeremy refers to Tarby as "Frank Underwood: Origins".
*** Later still:
-->'''Lewis''': I JUST WANTED TARBY AND I TO BE FRIENDS AGAIN!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RuleofThree F*CKING TARBY!]]
* Jeremy almost removes a sin for a badass gravestone before wondering who would order something like that:
-->'''Jeremy''': Maybe [[Music/{{Motorhead}} Lemmy?]]
* This:
-->'''Florence''': Something is wrong. VERY wrong.
-->'''Jeremy''': Sorry, Cate, even though you and everyone else in the cast and crew said this to Eli Roth, [[TakeThat we still got this movie.]]
* Jeremy points out that a transforming effect [[SpecialEffectsFailure "somehow looks worse than Men In Black, a movie made more than 20 years ago!]]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Johnathan''': Isaac!
-->'''Isaac''': [[Film/ChildrenoftheCorn Do not blaspheme, Malachi. You know not the laws. He speaks only to me.]]
* Another outtake:
-->'''Lewis''': I'm going to need some Ovaltine.
-->'''Ralphie Parker''': [[Film/AChristmasStory Be...sure to...drink your Ovaltine. A crummy commercial?!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''How the Grinch Stole Christmas'']]
* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic comes back [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS4E47 one more time]], to co-host this review in [[RhymesOnADime Seussian rhyme]].
* The Critic tells Jeremy that rhyming is easy, but at the very end, he admits that it was not easy at all, and agrees never to do it again.
* At the beginning, when they learn that Creator/AnthonyHopkins is narrating, Jeremy and the Critic each take a swipe at him:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hopkins is in this? That wasn't too bright, his role's as phoned in as the one in ''Film/TheRite''.\\
'''Critic:''' Also, is this such a holiday specter, your kids being soothed by [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]]?
** This is referenced later on, when the narrator says, "All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care."
--->'''Jeremy:''' Did I mention that Hannibal Lecter's still scary? 'Cause he is, almost as much as Jim Carrey.
* Two separate moments Jeremy and the Critic think are so long that they ask if anyone is in favor of skipping it. Cue a bunch of raised hands, followed by them saying, "Thank you!" and skipping it.
* Throughout the review, the reviewers call out the film for deviating from the book and the cartoon so much.
* As Cindy Lou Who falls through the trash tube, she is giggling, which prompts this remark:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm not sure why falling to her death makes her giggle. Eh, maybe she's thinking...\\
'''Critic:''' "Hehe, dying tickles!"
* When the Grinch goes to the Who-bilation...
-->'''Critic:''' How is it the Grinch hasn't blown up this town? I'd Who-nuke this Who-fest to the goddamn Who-ground!
* In response to the Grinch's mistletoe-butt scene...
-->'''Critic:''' Off to this family film you and your kids flew, but Jim Carrey's in this, so you knew it'd go blue!
* When the Grinch is refused a ride in a taxicab, because he is green...
-->'''Critic:''' A race joke, really? We're going there, folks? [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Actually, f*ck it, that was a pretty funny joke.]]
* The only part in the entire review that isn't said in rhyme is Jeremy's response to the Grinch's heart growing three sizes, which is a blunt...
--> '''Jeremy:''' Me? I'm still pissed.
* During the Grinch's backstory, when he is shown as a child in school, the Critic spoofs the ''WesternAnimation/MuppetBabies'' theme song: "Grinchy babies, they make nightmares come truuuuuuuue!"
** One clip in the post-review stinger replays the aforementioned scene, this time with the actual ''Muppet Babies'' theme playing.
* This line:
-->'''The Grinch:''' They'll crash on jang-jinglers and bounce on boing bounders!
-->'''Critic:''' Against a green screen snorting uppers and downers.
* The Critic's response to the Grinch "speaking in rhyme":
-->'''Critic:''' Tricky, we know, and you can see why, but at least we're attempting. You didn't even try.
* As the Grinch goes down to Whoville in his rocket-powered sled...
-->'''Grinch:''' I'm going to throw up! [[LargeHam AND THEN I'M GONNA DIE!!]]\\
'''Critic:''' If that would mean ending this movie, please try! ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''I Am Legend'']]
* Two Franchise/SpiderMan jokes in a row:
-->'''Jeremy:''' ''(at a shot with the Flatiron Building in view'') PARKER! Why is the city so empty?! ''*ding*''
-->'''Jeremy:''' ''(at a plastic-wrap covered building)'' What the hell is this supposed to be? Did Spider-Man orgasm his webbing all over this entire skyscraper?! ''*ding*''
* In a possible TakeThat towards the studios' decision to change the film's ending (the film had been building up to TheReveal that the Darkseekers still retained some humanity), Jeremy acts confused at the Darkseekers' signs of intelligence and organization when Neville claimed the virus took away all traces of "typical human behavior" from victims.
* "There is no God."
-->'''Jeremy''': Will Smith plays a Discount The Mole from the South Park movie.
* In the outtakes, when the Darkseeker Alpha Male smashes against the glass door:
-->'''Will Smith''': [[Film/IndependenceDay Welcome to Earth!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Ice Age'']]
* Jeremy sinning four instances in a row where [[MadeOfIron Scrat should have died in the opening.]]
-->''(When Scrat is forced through the crevice, with his eyes about to pop out...)''\\
'''Jeremy''' Scrat is dead. ''*ding*''\\
''(Scrat screams as he falls...)''\\
'''Jeremy''' Scrat is dead. ''*ding*''\\
''(Scrat repeatedly hits the mountain's rocky slope...)''\\
'''Jeremy''' [[RuleOfThree No really, Scrat is dead.]] ''*ding*''\\
''(As Scrat makes it to the bottom and is about to leave, a mammoth's foot crushes him...)''\\
'''Jeremy''' [[OverlyLongGag I mean... that's totally the end of Scrat, right?]] ''*ding*''
** Immediately, this sin afterwards makes those four instances even funnier:
-->''"I mean... Jesus... I guess I don't have to ever worry about Scrat. I saw a dead squirrel once. May god have mercy on my soul if I figure out whatever monster or Toyota Camry did it."'' ''*ding*''
* After Manny tosses the two rhinos away using his tusks and trunk:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Some bullsh*t. ''*ding*''
* As the baby stares blankly at the camera:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Disney famously animates their characters as cutely as possible. Fox on the other hand is like, [[UncannyValley "nah"]]. ''*ding*''
* [[SarcasmMode "Yeah, stop! He's just making a dramatic reveal of my baby!]] '''[[SarcasmMode WE ARE FOOLS.]]''' ''" *ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull'']]
* [[RunningGag "Indy makes a casual reference to an adventure that would easily have made a better movie than this one."]]
* Jeremy has Mutt's introduction be a sin without any explanation.
* After Irina kicks Mutt off of the vehicle with the titular Crystal Skull and is getting away.
-->'''Mutt:''' What are you looking at, daddy-o?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' DUDE. THE FU*KING GUN. YOU'RE PROPPED UP AGAINST THE SOLUTION TO THIS VERY PROBLEM. ''*ding*''
* After the monkeys attack the Russians but not the heroes.
-->'''Jeremy:''' The monkeys of the Amazon are anti-communist by nature. ''*ding*''
* When a Soviet henchman gets eaten by the "big damn ants":
-->'''Jeremy:''' If ants that could eat you this quickly actually existed, I'm pretty sure South America would be completely uninhabited. ''*ding*''
** Then, while Indy and another Soviet henchman are fighting:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Thank god the killer ants have carved two separate paths around this fist fight so that Indy doesn't get eaten. I mean, I know Ox took out the skull and the ants scattered around him, but why do they continue to separate well after passing the skull? ''*ding*''
* Dubs Dr. Kimble's denial of murdering his wife from the interrogation scene from ''Film/TheFugitive'' over Indy's interrogation, then dubs in Gerard's line of "He just did a goddamn Literature/PeterPan off of this dam!" to the waterfall scene.
* ''[[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy "Nobody does terrible aim like Indiana Jones bad guys."]]'' ''*ding*''
* Having survived the nuclear blast, Indy sees a prairie dog staring at him, which prompts this remark:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Indy, meet this prairie dog. Prairie dog, meet Indy. ONE of you... is the star of this movie, I'm sure of it. ''*ding*''
* This exchange:
-->'''Indiana:''' What exactly am I being accused of, besides surviving a "nucular" blast?\\
'''Jeremy:''' Did PROFESSOR Jones just say "Nu-Cu-Lar"? ''*ding*''
* As Indy and Mutt ride a motorcycle through a library, they almost run into one student who sees them and lets loose with a WilhelmScream.
-->'''Jeremy:''' This is the first of the Wilhelm clan to go to college, I believe. ''*ding*''
* This exchange:
-->'''Indiana:''' ''(to Spalko suggesting that the skull came from aliens)'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Come on!]]\\
'''Jeremy:''' Indy's reaction is exactly what the filmmakers should have thought before making this movie. ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Interstellar'']]
* Jeremy keeps trying to sin certain physics-related things, only to be foiled by UsefulNotes/NeilDeGrasseTyson.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Into the Woods'']]
* The Website/YouTube title reads the video as running for "fairy tale minutes".
** The video titles themselves read the video as running for "fairy [[ThisIsGonnaSuck f*ck me]] minutes".
* Jeremy keeps trying to "Roll Credits" during the opening song whenever the song TitleDrop, becoming increasingly frustrated.
-->'''Jeremy:''' 42% of this movie is the words "into the woods"!
* When Cinderella sings to the birds to tell them to fly away...
-->'''Jeremy:''' If only you could use that beautiful singing voice to get them to peck your stepmother and stepsisters' eyes out. Seems reasonable. Who's going to convict you for that? "Well, yes, Your Honor, Cinderella has the power to make birds murder people. Prosecution rests!"
* Throughout the video, Jeremy calls out the disembodied narration. It all begins with the second sin, in which Cinderella, played by Creator/AnnaKendrick, first appears and the narrator talks about her:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Narrator commits a couple of sins here, which we are going to duly count because f*ck that guy. First off, and most importantly, he interrupts Anna Kendrick. [[Film/DirtyDancing Nobody puts baby in a corner, f*ckface!]] ''*ding*'' Second off, narration in general, f*ckface! ''*ding*''
** When the narration returns later on, there's this...
--->'''Jeremy:''' Why does this movie, where 80% of the information is doled out in expositional songs, even bother with a f*cking narrator?!
* As Jeremy watches Jack milk the cow in the opening, Jack sings about the cow giving cheese, to which Jeremy replies...
-->"If the cow gives you some milk, then you can get the cheese. The cow can't just straight-up give you cheese. What kind of a wish is that? You might as well wish for a million dollars while you're at it."
* "This movie simply doesn't trust the imaginations or intelligence of children. We're force-fed every action and feeling through narration, dialogue, and singing. [[NoodleIncident It's just like that time I was kicked out of my first college orgy.]]" ''*ding*''
* The RunningGag about the narrator stalking Anna Kendrick.
* This...
-->'''Baker's wife:''' ♫ This is ridiculous, what am I doing here? I'm in the wrong story... ♫\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag The Baker's wife would be amazing at CinemaSins.]] ''*ding*'' Also, babe, it's worse than you think. There isn't even ''a'' story here in this place. ''*ding*''
** Moments later, as the female giant is heard approaching...
--->'''Baker's wife:''' ''(nervously)'' What was that?\\
'''Jeremy:''' The Baker's wife would be amaz-- oh, we just said that. Carry on!
* When Little Red Riding Hood is first seen...
-->'''Narrator:''' And then there was a hungry little girl who always wore a red cape.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Probably a superhero, probably will be in the next ''[[ComicBook/TheAvengers Avengers]]'' movie. And let's be honest, ''Into the Woods'' is sort of an "Avengers for Fairy Tales", so no one will know the difference.
* This:
-->'''Jack's mother:''' ''(to Jack)'' Sometimes I wonder what's going on in that head of yours.\\
''[[DopeSlap (She then slaps him on the side of his head)]]''\\
'''Jeremy:''' But then my abusive nature takes over and I stop giving a sh*t.
* Jeremy expressing incredulity at who plays the Wolf in this movie: "Is that [[Creator/JohnnyDepp Johnny goddamn Depp]]?!"
** Moments later...
--->'''Wolf:''' ''(observing Red Riding Hood)'' ♫ Look at that flesh, pink and plump... Helloooo, little girl... ♫\\
'''Jeremy:''' Pedophilia song. ''*ding*'' Also, during the "Into the Woods" sing-a-long, I imagine they needed to do background checks on all the audience members before starting the show. ''*ding*''
** Criticizing the Wolf's temptation song to Red Riding Hood for being too sexual, Jeremy remarks, "It's like watching Creator/JackNicholson meet Creator/HaileeSteinfeld."
* As part of her song "On the Steps of the Palace", Cinderella sings, "Everything's wrong", which Jeremy thinks is "close enough to make [Kendrick] our honorary fairy godmother forever and ever, amen!!!"
* This:
-->'''Baker:''' ♫ Anything can happen in the woods... ♫\\
'''Jeremy:''' That was literally the entire pitch for this movie.
* Jeremy's description of the song "Your Fault":
-->"This is argue-singing. It's singuing. It's as bad and frustrating as it sounds."
* [[RunningGag Throughout the video]], [[WhatTheHellHero Jeremy blames Jack for all of the bad things happening in the movie ("Jack murders a giant for his golden coins, golden egg, and golden harp, and he's supposedly the good guy?")]], culminating in this exchange in the climax, when they sing the aforementioned "Your Fault", blaming each other for all the bad things that happened:
-->"Can't we all agree that Jack was at fault here?"
** In the end, it leads to this:
--->'''Jack:''' Maybe I shouldn't have stolen from the giant.\\
'''Red Riding Hood:''' Maybe I shouldn't have strayed from the path.\\
'''Cinderella:''' Maybe I shouldn't have attended the ball.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Maybe Jack shouldn't have stolen from the giant.
* "I've never seen a movie so allergic to story in my life."
* As Cinderella asks the birds to help them in the battle against the Giant's wife, Jeremy chimes in...
-->[[Film/TheLordOfTheRings "Yeah, we need you to call the Eagles in on this, tell them to stop being such assholes, and help us instead of Gandalf for a change."]]
** Which is followed by...
--->'''Cinderella:''' The birds will do their part.\\
'''Jeremy:''' And that's all I have to say about that.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Iron Giant'']]
* The video description:
---> '''Jeremy:''' [[Heartwarming/{{Cinemasins}} The Iron Giant is an incredible film. Gorgeous animation, heartfelt themes, solid voice acting. It's fantastic and you should all watch it.]] Then come back here to see all the sins we found in it. :)
* Jeremy calls out The Giant saving a boat captain but leaving him on a rocky cliff:
---> '''Jeremy:''' The Giant's about as useful as [[TakeThat the eagles in The Hobbit.]]
* "Could this opening BE anymore Beauty and The Beast?! Hell, when Hogarth was biking down the hill, I half expected the townsfolk to throw their windows open and say "bonjour!"."
* When Hogarth checks the roof:
---> '''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t, he climbed that easier than a shirtless Brad Pitt!
* As Hogarth runs away from The Giant:
---> '''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag He might only be in third grade, but Hogarth Hughes is definitely attending the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things.]]
* This:
---> '''Mrs. Hughes:''' I'm not in the mood.
---> '''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Things my college girlfriend said to me so often, she eventually had it printed on business cards!]]
* When The Giant takes a bite out of Kent's car:
---> '''Jeremy:''' Why is The Giant only half eating things? Is that car not good enough, Giant?! THAT CAR'S 100 PERCENT AMERICAN MADE, HOMBRE!
* Jeremy points out that [[TakeThat Hogarth technically invented the selfie while waiting for the Giant.]]
* "Goddammit, this is the sneakiest 50-foot, 5000-ton metal f*cking robot I've ever seen. He's a f*cking NINJA! The ground should be shaking worse than the T-Rex from Jurassic Park whenever he's nearby."
* This bit:
---> '''Hogarth:''' So...I guess you're friendly, huh?
---> '''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Laughably Large Leaps in Logic.]]
* This:
---> '''Hogarth:''' No, no, no! [[NamesTheSame Bad robot!]]
---> '''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Movie unintentionally is responsible for the production of The Cloverfield Paradox.]]
* This bit:
---> '''Jeremy:''' Man, this hand is the dumbest one since...that guy that got killed before Ned Stark took the job.
* When the Giant starts eating all of Dean's scrap metal:
---> '''Jeremy:''' Gluttony. Hey, an actual sin!
* This:
---> '''Hogarth:''' He's my friend!
---> '''Jeremy:''' [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory You got a friend in Hogarth!]]
* Jeremy sins Dean's metalwork for [[TakeThat "Fine art."]]
* When Jeremy calls the giant spinning Hogarth around "so f*cking dangerous", he [[HypocriticalHumor sounds like he wants to do that.]]
* When The Giant's original programming returns when he sees the gun:
---> '''Jeremy:''' "Robot's eyes turn red when it goes evil" cliche.
* This bit:
---> '''General:''' YOU WANT US TO BOMB OURSELVES IN ORDER TO KILL IT?!
---> '''Jeremy:''' I know! [[TakeThat It's almost like he should be on the World Security Council in The Avengers.]]
* During the climatic moment:
---> '''The Iron Giant:''' Superman.
---> '''Jeremy:''' Goddammit, did f*cking VIN DIESEL make me cry?! *sin is removed*
* "If you know anything about local government, [[TakeThat it's a wonder that this Iron Giant statue was even funded.]]"
* One of the outtakes play [[Film/GuardiansofTheGalaxy "I AM GROOT!"]] over The Giant being electrocuted.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''It'' TV miniseries]]
[[AC: Chapter One]]
* The fact that, like the miniseries, the sins video was split into 2 parts.
* When the movie theater in Derry shuts down:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SelfDeprecation Just like CinemaSins]], [[RunningGag Derry is a dick to movies.]]
* At a shot of [[SpecialEffectsFailure poor looking lightning]]:
-->'''Jeremy''': Man, that effect looked terrible. [[TemptingFate I bet they're waiting to use all the good CGI in the second part when they show the spider-alien!]]
* When Mike finds a picture of Georgie, Jeremy can't help but wonder if Pennywise has a photocopier and ink down in the sewers.
* Jeremy's comments on the iconic Pennywise and Georgie scene:
-->'''Pennywise the Dancing Clown''': I am Pennywise the dancing clown. You are Georgie. Now we know each other! Make sense?!
-->'''Georgie''': I guess so!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TooDumbtoLive This kid.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Bill''': I forgot. How could I forget...
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat What everyone liked this miniseries said when they rewatched it 30 years later.]]
* Jeremy notes that Henry Bowers looks less like an intimidating bully and more like "a cross between [[Series/SCTV}} Ed Grimsly]] and [[Series/TheMunsters}} Eddie Munster]]."
* This bit:
-->'''Caption''': Chicago, Illnois
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag In case you confused it with Peter Cetera's Chicago!]]
* This:
-->'''Agent''': You can't quit! You're supposed to sub in for Carson tomorrow! Who's going to go behind the desk and make the funnies?!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[HumorDissonance Based on the routine we just saw, definitely not Richie.]]
* Immediately followed wit:
-->'''Richie''': Let Leno do it, I don't care!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Amongst the many atrocities that Pennywise the Dancing Clown has committed, the biggest one is advancing Jay Leno's career.]]
* When The Losers take on Henry Bowers's gang:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[FightSceneFailure This fight scene is about as good as the worst Power Rangers episode.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Bill''': It...IT!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll Cred-ITs.]]
* When Pennywise threatens the children:
-->'''Pennywise the Dancing Clown''': I'll kill you all! I'll drive you crazy and I'll kill you all!
-->'''Jeremy''': But I'm really going to emphasise the driving you crazy part, even though I killed several kids earlier in the film. They weren't important to the plot.
* After Pennywise turns Henry's hair white:
-->'''Jeremy''': Wait, Pennywise killed Vic and Belch but all he did to Henry was turn him into David Bowie?
* When Pennywise's face melts off after being hit by silver:
-->'''Jeremy''' [[ComicallyMissingthePoint Huh, guess Tim got his makeup off early that day.]]
* Jeremy ends up adding ''30 sins'' at the end of the video; not for anything the movie did but for [[Squick the events in the book that happen during the scene.]]
* The sentence? [[LampshadeHanging A cliffhanger.]]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Pennywise the Dancing Clown''': I am eternal! I am the eater of worlds, child!
-->'''Thanos''': I am inevitable.

[[AC: Chapter Two]]
* The fact that Chapter Two ends up having its own sin counter.
* This bit:
-->'''Richie''': Not the Paramount, you slimeballs!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Viacom.]]
* This:
-->'''Pennywise the Dancing Clown''': You're all too old!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat YouTube comments on CinemaSins staff.]]
* Immediately followed with:
-->'''Pennywise the Dancing Clown''': Is your refridgerator running? Well, you better catch it before it gets away!
-->'''Jeremy''': A phone call that Dicer makes to me at least once a week winds up in the actual movie. He doesn't think I know it's him but I do. We all f*cking know, Dicer!
* When the adult versions of Mike and Bill play with their bikes:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SkewedPriorities Hahahahahaha, it's fun to forget that you flew all the way here from England to investigate and stop the supernatural serial killings of children, right?]]
* After Pennywise terrorises Bev:
-->'''Pennywise the Dancing Clown''': Beep beep!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[CutLexLuthorACheck You know, for all of his horrific deeds, Pennywise is pretty good at being an actual clown.]]
* This:
-->'''Bev''': What a bunch of handsome old men.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Miniseries manages to stumble its way into the tagline for Ocean's 14!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Richie''': Oh man...It!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll Clown-mercials!]]
* Jeremy adds 15 sins to the Chinese restaurant scene for its poor cinematography with the camera spinning around and around the table.
* When a [[ItMakesSenseInContext fortune cookie sprouts claws and runs around the table]]:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Cookie Monster.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Henry''': Koontz is on guard duty tonight. I hate Koontz, he's the worst.
-->'''Jeremy''': Steven King humor.
* When Pennywise takes the form of his clown body with a doberman head:
-->'''Jeremy''': Hahahahahaha, WHAT?!
* This:
-->'''Bev''': If it works, Eddie, it's good medicine. You've always believed in it; that's all that's ever mattered!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Gwenyth Paltrow better hope so. She's developed a whole business off it!]]
* At a shot of a hospital's west wing, Jeremy remarks he'd remove all the sins from both Chapter One and Chapter Two if [[Series/TheWestWing Rob Lowe and Bradley Whitform showed up in the movie.]]
* This:
-->'''Bev''': Why is it doing this? Why does it hate? Why is it so mean?!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Tw-IT-ter.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Richie''': [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Why didn't any of us just bring a machine gun?]]
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Discount Bill Hader would be excellent at CinemaSins!]]
* At a shot of bodies wrapped in spiderwebs in Pennywise's lair:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Charlo-IT's Web!]]
* When Pennywise/IT is defeated with the pieces of silver:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag This works.]]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Pennywise the Dancing Clown''': You're too old to stop me!
-->'''The Mask''': [[Film/TheMask Somebody STOP ME!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''It Follows'']]
* Jeremy's reaction to the subverted TitleDrop.
-->'''Hugh''': This thing, it's gonna follow you.\\
'''Jeremy''': Eh, close enough, let's roll some credits. ''*ding*''
* Two of the stingers:
** A scene where one of the girls rides her bike in the playground is accompanied with [[Film/TheGreatMuppetCaper "Couldn't We Ride"]].
** When all the main characters are driving down the road with the most deadpan expressions, [=CinemaSins=] responds by playing the theme from ''Series/That70sShow''.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''It's a Wonderful Life'']]
* At a shot of the moon, Jeremy notices it looks similar to an iconic logo:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 In the not too distant future; next Sunday A.D...]]
* This bit:
-->'''Celestial Voice:''' That is Henry F. Potter.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[NamestheSame The famous American no-maj Potter.]]
* This:
-->'''George Bailey:''' I'm going to have a couple of harems. And maybe three to four wives!
-->'''Jeremy:''' How do you have a ''couple'' of harems? Is one for normal lovemaking and the other is for the nasty sh*t that the other harem won't do?
* "[[ItMakesSenseinContext Taking advice from cigarette ads. The 40's were the tits.]]"
* This:
-->'''Peter Bailey:''' He's a sick old man with a sick old soul.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SelfDeprecation Someone's read my fan mail!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Mary:''' [[HaveaGayOldTime He's making violent love to me, mother!]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' God DAMN. I know 1946 was different than 2019 but I just thought of a BSDM Donna Read and now I need a few minutes...
* Jeremy adds ''15'' sins for the various continuity errors throughout the film.
* This:
-->'''Celestial Voice:''' Ben Wainwright made a fortune in making plastics for planes for the war.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SpecialEffectsFailure But he couldn't afford a real factory, so he worked in a blue-screen.]]
* When George Bailey smashes up his office:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Jimmy Stewart in...Frank Capra's The Room.
* Jeremy's reaction to a famous line:
-->'''Clarence:''' Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, we must be popular in heaven because we ring bells all the time! LOOK AT ME, I'M GIVING OUT WINGS! *sin tally goes up by 3*
* When George discovers Pottersville:
-->'''Jeremy:''' If George wanders around Pottersville some more, he'll realise the secret to Mr. Potter's wealth: [[Film/BackToTheFuturePartII he traveled through time and gave himself a sports almanac from 1976 back in 1916.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Clarence:''' You see, George? You had a wonderful life.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll Zuzu Petals.]]
* When George goes back to his own reality:
-->'''George Bailey:''' Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Savings and Loan!
-->'''Jeremy:''' To be honest, I want The Midnight Club back.
* When the entire town helps out George:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ha! Bet you didn't know this movie was the story of the first ever successful Kickstarter, did you?!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Jack Reacher'']]
* When Jai Courtney appears on screen, Jeremy says, "Goddammit."
* When Jack asks Helen, "Are you smart?"
-->'''Jeremy:''' Dude, did you SEE ''Film/GoneGirl''?! ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Jaws'']]
* Jeremy immediately [[Awesome/CinemaSinsAbsolved removes five sins]] when he realizes how much he and Chris are assholes for doing a video on ''Jaws''. Because it's at the very start, with zero sins as yet, the resultant sin count is now -5.
* "Someone's yelling 'Does anyone has a gun?' [[AvertedTrope Amazingly]], [[{{Eagleland}} this is America and no one does]]!"
* When he sees a kid crying in the midst of a shark attack:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ToughLove What a f*cking baby.]]
* When several characters are arguing that there might not be a shark.
-->'''Jeremy''': No doubt there are business owners and politicians that would deny the fact of a shark out in the water. But ignoring two deaths, including one that happened in front of a hundred people? I mean... Jesus, this is stupidity that only happens in movies and... real life, I guess. Damn. Sin for real life?
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Jupiter Ascending'']]
* Jeremy's reaction to Eddie Redmayne's first sign of hamminess:
-->'''Balem''': '''''GOOOOO'''''!!!
-->'''Jeremy''': (calmly) Go. ''*ding*''
* Everytime a scene cuts to a new planet, the sin will be "Meanwhile, in <insert planet>"
* Jeremy criticizes Eddie Redmayne's acting throughout the video.
* "Discount Channing Tat-HOLY SH*T! What the f*ck did they do to him?!!"
* "I just need to know what in the hell is going on!"
-->'''Jeremy''': Mila's initial table-read comment makes it into the shooting script.
* "The Reaping."
* Jeremy's first reaction to Jupiter's full name being revealed to be to assume that the film was in fact an adaptation of the ''Three Investigators'' books.
* "Soylent Green?" [[note]]When Titus Abraxus is revealing that the liquid that rejuvenates youth is made from humans.[[/note]]
* "Will you marry me?"
-->'''Jeremy''': Motherf*cker. ''*ding*''
* "Don't make this harder than it has to be."
-->'''Jeremy''': Hey, man. A boner's a boner. ''*ding*''
* Balem strikes again:
-->'''Balem:''' '''''I CREATE LIFE!'''''
-->'''Jeremy:''' ''That line reading.'' ''*ding*''
* Caine catches Jupiter after a fall of several hundred feet..
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm adding 25 sins for this. ''(+25 sins)'' [{{Beat}}] No, 50. ''(+25 MORE sins)''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Justin Bieber: Never Say Never'']]
* "This hand-heart gesture is worth 20 sins on its own." ''(+20 sins)''
* "Justin Bieber." "*ding*" "And Music/ChrisBrown." ''*ding*''
** "Oh yeah, Bieber started out on Website/YouTube. [[DeadpanSnarker I keep forgetting that because I'm not reminded 12 times a day.]]" ''*ding*''
* "Film partially shares its title with that bullsh*t James Bond movie that was a remake of ''Film/{{Thunderball}}''." ''*ding*'' "Also, Bieber and Bond don't quite go together. Shaken, but not quite stirred, am I right?" ''*ding*''
* "Bieber's dad's name is Jeremy." ''*ding*''
** Made extra-funny when you realize the [=CinemaSins=] narrator's name [[SelfDeprecation is Jeremy]].
* When Bieber holds a microphone out to the audience:
-->'''Jeremy:'''"Hey asshole, I paid $125 on [=StubHub=] to watch this sh*tty concert -- ''you'' f*cking sing." ''*ding*''
* "[[Website/{{Fark}} Duke sucks.]]" ''*ding*''
* One of the stingers merges Bieber concert footage with the military blowing up Madison Square Garden from ''Film/Godzilla1998''.
* Music/MileyCyrus being called out, ''[[RuleOfThree three times in a row]]'':
-->'''Jeremy:''' Miley Cyrus isn't embarrassing herself in this scene. ''*ding*'' Also, Miley Cyrus. ''*ding again*''\\
'''Miley:''' We both worked really hard.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Having a dad in the business didn't hurt you, either. ''*ding*''
* At least three RunningGags in this video, all of which show criticism on Jeremy's part of this film:
** First, he continuously makes fun of Scooter Braun being the producer of this film.
--->"I would write sins about this movie if Scooter Braun would stop sucking his own d*ck for five seconds."
** Second, he continuously questions how amazed everyone is that Bieber is playing a sold-out concert at Madison Square Garden.
--->"It ain't that hard if you're a little bit famous."
** Third, Jeremy remarks, at least twice, "Bieber seems like such a cool dude here, but why do I still want to punch him in the face?"
* Jeremy criticizes Boyz II Men backing up Bieber.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TemptingFate The day I see Boyz II Men backing up Bieber, that will be the saddest day of my life.]]\\
''(cuts to shot of Boyz II Men backing up Bieber)''\\
-->'''Jeremy:''' Sh*t.
** This is followed by...
--->'''Bieber:''' ''(to audience)'' Make some noise for Boyz II Men, everybody!\\
'''Jeremy:''' And all the preteen girls in the audience said, "Who?" ''*ding*''
* Jeremy calls out one person for wearing a T-shirt with a cat on it wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap reading "Brooklyn".
-->"I don't care if he's being ironic, f*ck that shirt!" ''*ding*''
* "Music/SnoopDogg isn't smoking weed in this scene." ''*ding*''
* A picture of a young Justin is shown, with him in a hockey outfit:
-->'''Jeremy''': No way. Justin grew up in Canada and played hockey? Now this movie is just a fantasyland.
* One young girl says that she thinks about Bieber "99% percent of [her] life."
-->'''Jeremy:''' That's not even abnormal.
* "Five out of six Bieber fans have braces. Make of that whatever you will." ''*ding*''
* On Bieber wearing his pants really low, Jeremy remarks, "I refuse to believe that anyone in Bieber's entourage is a decent person as long as Bieber continues to wear his pants like this."
* L.A. Reid describes Bieber as "the Macaulay Culkin of music".
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Film/HomeAlone So he shaves when he doesn't need to and he screams when he opens his mouth?]]
* One guy wears a white T-shirt that has the words "Bieber Rox" written on it in art paint, prompting Jeremy to remark that he lost a bet.
* Manager/Director Scooter Braun says "Ninety percent of my job is helping him become a good man."
-->'''Jeremy:''' Then you, sir, have failed. (cue photo of Bieber puking off a hotel balcony and video of him throwing a profanity-filled public tantrum)
* At the end, there are two Bonus Rounds that raise the original sin tally from the initial 98 sins accrued thus far. The first round involves a shirtless Bieber, with each shot of such multiplying the tally of sins by two. Then, the second round involves shots of "possible creepers", multiplying the sin tally by three. In the end, the sin count comes out to over ''13 billion!''
* Thanks to the outtakes’ ManipulativeEditing, the US government bombs Madison Square Garden during Bieber’s performance to [[TakeThat prevent the evil from spreading]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''The Karate Kid'' (2010)]]
* Jeremy almost cracks up at the movie pulling the "dead parents" cliche not even a minute into the film.
* When Dre and his friend say goodbye:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, this is some Bucky/Captain America bullsh*t. FRIENDS! FRIEEEENDS! [[note]]In a [[Film/BrideofFrankenstein Frankenstein's Monster]] impression[[/note]]
* "Well, now we know why this movie takes place in China. They funded this movie!"
* This bit:
-->'''Dre:''' Ni hao ma?
-->'''Passenger:''' Kid. I'm from Detroit.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[EskimosArentReal Detroit is not a real place.]]
* Jeremy gleefully points out that both Will Smith and Jada-Pinkett Smith were executive producers on the film.
* When Dre lands on his back trying to fight:
-->'''Jeremy:''' His spine survives this.
* At one point, the dialogue is so terrible, Jeremy doesn't say a word or stop the movie to sin it.
* "Creativity does not in exist in this dojo!" "NO SENSEI!" Originality does not exist in this dojo!" "NO SENSEI!"
* This:
-->'''Dre:''' It's not karate, mom!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Tell that to your movie's title!]]
* Jeremy is shocked that Jackie Chan manages to be less charming than Pat Mortia in the original.
* As Dre is skateboarding:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Marty McFly called. He's not impressed.]]
* This:
-->'''Dre:''' If you have a car, why are we on a train?
-->'''Han:''' Be quiet.
-->'''Jeremy:''' I think they just filmed B-roll footage of the actors and spliced it into the movie.
* When Dre and Han walk up a long flight of stairs, Jeremy hopes there's a "crazy-awesome water slide" at the end of it.
* The final sin of the video:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[EndingFatigue THIS MOVIE IS 2 HOURS AND 20 MINUTES LONG!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Kick-Ass'']]
* "Okay. Other movies take note. Lap dance: not a sin. Lap dance PLUS intercourse: ''way'' not a sin."
* The stinger, of the Armenian guy trying to fly.
-->''[[WesternAnimation/ToyStory "That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style!"]]''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''King Kong'' (2005)]]
* "The ship and film crew all survive the annual running of the dinosaurs." ''*ding*'' "Also, running of the dinosaurs." ''*ding again*''
* The last sin:
-->'''Carl Denham:''' It wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Or the runtime of this movie. Did you ever consider Kong died of old age?
* Jeremy calls out the Wilhelm Scream that is uttered by a sailor when a brontosaurus accidentally knocks him off a cliff.
-->"There goes that scurvy dog, Jimmy Wilhelm, dying another height-related death."
* Jeremy calls out Creator/AndySerkis not once but twice, one for each of his two roles in the film. First, when he is seen as Lumpy:
-->"Andy Serkis is playing a human being in this scene." ''*ding*''
** Then when King Kong is seen...
-->"Andy Serkis isn't getting nominated for an Oscar in this scene." ''*ding*''
* "So many f*cking dinosaurs! King Kong is a secondary character in his own movie." ''*ding*'' "Also, Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler, welcome... to Film/JurassicPark." ''*ding again*''
* The profusion of CGI giant bugs causes Jeremy to quip, "If it weren't for the quality actors and the director's pedigree, this would basically be one of those Creator/BrendanFraser ''Literature/JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth'' movies, right?"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''La La Land'']]
* This, as Mia and Sebastian dance together in a starry room at the Griffith Observatory:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hey, movie, your ''WesternAnimation/WallE'' is showing!
* Jeremy scolding Mia that she should send her e-mail (to all her clients) BCC, not CC.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Last Airbender'']]
* "Wait, this movie's about white people?"
** Later: "I don't really have any personal need for the Avatar to be played by an Asian kid... I just kinda thought he was going to be."
* "I don't want to say anything bad about child actors, but I will: they suck."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Les Miserables'' (2012)]]
* This:
-->'''Cosette:''' ♫ It's too soon, too soon to say goodbye ♫
-->'''Jeremy:''' I don't know, I think the audience already said goodbye two hours ago.
-->''*ding*''
* Jeremy calls out Gavroche's Cockney accent:
-->"I didn't know so many French people spoke with an English accent."
** Later, Jeremy questions how so many French adult males are "so easily swayed by an orphan with more Cockney in his accent than Literature/OliverTwist."
** Immediately after this, Gavroche gets shot and killed:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Finally, some decent parenting.]]
* The moment leading up to Javert's suicide:
-->'''Javert:''' ♫ Shall his sins be forgiven? ♫
-->'''Jeremy:''' I know this movie's sins won't be forgiven.
** Then when Javert finally commits suicide, and crashes against some flowing precipices doing so:
-->'''Jeremy:''' ''[[Film/{{Mash}} MASH]]'' was wrong: suicide is ''not'' painless.
* At the end, there is a BonusRound involving "the notes that made us cringe". From the original 62 sins accrued thus far, the notes in question add on one point, then two points, then five points, then ten points, and then multiplies by two, then three, then five, until ultimately, the number of sins totals over ''14 billion'' in all!
** During one of Cosette's sections in "In My Life," the counter dings a dozen notes in a row.
* In the one stinger...
-->'''Fantine:''' ♫ I dreamed a dream in time gone by... ♫\\
-->'''Jeremy:'''Hey, they totally stole this song from [[Series/BritainsGotTalent Susan Boyle]]!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events'']]
* At the Nickelodeon Pictures logo:
-->'''Jeremy:''' No one is being slimed. ''WHERE IS THE SLIME?!''
* Jeremy starts singing [[MemeticMutation the mid-2000s viral video Badger Badger Badger]] during the Littlest Elf fake-out opening.
* This bit:
-->'''Lemony Snicket:''' I'm sorry to say that this is NOT the movie you will be watching.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ShaggyDogStory Well then, thanks for the 100% waste of my time!]]
* This:
-->'''Lemony Snicket:''' But, if you are interested about stories about clever and reasonably attractive orphans-
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ThatCameOutWrong "Reasonably attractive"?!]] Why are we talking about children's attractiveness on any level?!
* This bit:
-->'''Lemony Snicket:''' The Baudelaire parents had an enormous library in their mansion.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Look, there's enormous libraries and then there's "F*CK YOU" libraries. This is an [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs enormous F*CK YOU library!]] Half the books in this library are probably where to find other books!
* This:
-->'''Lemony Snicket:''' She had four very sharp teeth and she liked to bite things.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Just like my college girlfriend!]]
* When Mr. Poe first appears:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ahh! [[ActorAllusion Sudden Wormtail!]]
* This:
-->'''Lemony Snicket:''' No one knows why the precise meaning as to why the Baudelaire Mansion was burnt down-
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[FridgeLogic Or why someone would let three children wander the smoldering remains of their mansion.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Lemony Snicket:''' It's not too late to see a movie about a happy little elf...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Nixon?]]
* Jeremy gleefully points out the insane amount of lamps located in Count Olaf's mansion.
** Jeremy later does the same for both Uncle Monty's and Aunt Josephine's houses.
* This:
-->'''Count Olaf:''' I'm sorry...I don't speak monkey!
-->'''Lemony Snicket:''' [[RunningGag That's monkeyist!]]
* Jeremy comments that Sunny is [[TakeThat "like Look Who's Talking, only less funny!]]"
* Jeremy's reaction to Count Olaf's babbling:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck I see, it's going to be one of THOSE Jim Carrey movies...]]
** Later on, during one of Olaf's "acting exercises":
-->'''Jeremy:''' Maybe don't always allow improv on a movie set.
* This bit:
-->'''Count Olaf:''' But where is the roast beef?
-->'''Jeremy:''' I think you mean "roast beast", and that was a completely different movie where you played [[ActorAllusion an eccentric old crank that was thought to be irredimable.]]
* This:
-->'''Violet:''' Do you know what kind of scientist he is?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Gee, maybe he's a snake-scientist?]]
* This bit:
-->'''Klaus:''' Is that a two-headed cobra?!
-->'''Uncle Monty:''' Well spotted!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Now THAT'S going in my next erotic fiction novel!]]
* This:
-->'''Klaus:''' Everything happens for a reason!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BrutalHonesty It does not.]]
* This:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The director said, "Let's have the baby steal some apples and knock some over and then call herself out of it", because [[SubvertedCatchphrase who wants to make a baby look like an asshole?!]]
* Jeremy comes up with an alternate title: "Lemony Snicket's Tale of Some Lucky F*cking Children!"
* Jeremy's reaction to [[MakesAsMuchSenseinContext a cameo by Gilbert Gottfried as a duck]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ladies and gentlemen...[[FlatWhat Comedy.]]
* This bit:
-->'''The Hook-Handed Man:''' Critic?! Your coat, sir?
-->'''Dustin Hoffman!Critic:''' I'll keep it on.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Discount Dustin Hoff-]] wait, WHAT THE HELL?!
* Jeremy adds 25 sins for the UnfortunateImplications of Olaf marrying Violet as a [[Squick child bride.]] He later remarks that "If Olaf was a Mormon priest, this would be a documentary about his crimes!"
** He later adds 20 more for good measure.
* This:
-->'''Dustin Hoffman!Critic:''' She doesn't deserve him.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Dustin...[[Film/TheGraduate let's talk about glass houses.]]
* This:
-->'''Mr. Poe:''' I'm sure the police will catch up to Count Olaf eventually. You will certainly never see such a horrific man again.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Until he looks like [[Series/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents2017 Neil Patrick Harris!]]
* Jeremy comments that the Baudelaire mansion looks more like the Merovingian's house from The Matrix franchise and advises the Baudelaires to "watch out for the ghost assassins!"
* One of the outtakes plays Popeye's signature laugh over Captain Sham.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Life of Pi'']]
* Jeremy points out that there are several instances where Richard Parker should have been seen, but wasn't.
* Jeremy overlaps the scene of Pi screaming at the sea with audio from ''Forest Gump'' of Forrest narrating the storm scene.
* He also notes that the meerkats are pretty cool with Richard Parker eating their own.
* This bit:
--> '''Pi''': What are you looking at?\\
-->'''Jeremy (as Richard Parker)''': My father told me that the stars were the [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 kings of the past]].
* At the end, with the JumpScare with the angler fish abomination.
--> '''Jeremy''': [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo Good feeling's gone]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Limitless'']]
* At the beginning of the movie:
---> '''Eddie''': Obviously, I miscalculated a few things.
----> '''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Narration on a blank screen. Jeez, movie, if you're going to narrate me right off the bat, you could at least provide some visual lubrication.]]
* During the opening credits, Jeremy remarks how it looks more like a TV show opening [[ItWillNeverCatchOn then jokes about how a Limitless TV show would never happen.]]
* This bit:
---> '''Eddie''': What kind of guy looks this way without being an alcoholic or drug addict? A writer!
---> '''Jeremy''': [[SelfDeprecation That's Me-ist.]]
* Jeremy gets annoyed at all of the unecessary visual effects strewn throughout the movie and adds 15 sins "for a movie that could have been 20 minutes shorter if it wasn't up its own ass."
* Jeremy is frustrated by all the constant, annoying narration voices. They offer nothing new and just spoon feeds again what the audience already knows. 30 sins are added for it.
* At one point, Jeremy decides to add his own narration:
---> '''Jeremy''' (as Eddie): I suddenly have all-seeing, all-knowing super brain powers and thus, I will spend a large chunk on however long I have left on this drug washing my dishes!
* This:
---> '''Eddie''': My talents, and what I could do with it, were limitless.
---> '''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll limits!]]
* Jeremy scoffs at Eddie using his new talents to win poker, noting [[TakeThat you don't have to be smart to win poker.]] Made even funnier when you realise that Chris, Jeremy's writer partner is a poker pro.
* When Carlos first appears:
---> '''Jeremy''': Movie waits over 40 minutes before it De Niro's.
* When Lindy discovers Eddie's supply of the drug in a conch shell:
---> '''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Conch-Blocking.]]
* Jeremy refers to the trenchcoat assassin as [[RunningGag "Discount Peter Stormare.]]"
* This bit:
---> '''Lindy''': He has a knife. I can't think my way out of a knife!
---> '''Jeremy''': Damn straight. [[ActorAllusion MC Dusk]] [[RunningGag would be excellent at CinemaSins.]]
* "[[UnfortunateImplications This movie's message is "Drugs are good! Sometimes bad- but mostly they're good. DO DRUGS!]]"
* Jeremy refers to DeNiro's monologue as "the exact opposite of fun and quality of Pacino's monologue at the end of The Devil's Advocate."
* This:
---> '''Carlos''': You want to be president of the United States or braindead?
---> '''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Why not both?]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''The Lone Ranger'']]
* At a shot of Johnny Depp as Tonto:
-->'''Jeremy''': "Johnny Depp in a stupid outfit with a wacky hat" cliche.
* "There are so many storylines crammed into the first 12 minutes of this movie that it's hard to know if I should care about any of them!"
* When the train goes off the rails:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Hey, look, it's Johnny Depp's career!]]
* As a group of cowboys litter the ground:
-->'''Jeremy''': Hey, they left out the [[CryingIndian crying Native American]] out of this shot!
* This bit:
-->'''Little Kid''': He's the Lone Ranger?
-->'''Jeremy''': Hi-Ho, credits! Away!
* This:
-->'''Tonto''': Stupid half-wit white man!
-->'''Jeremy''': That's racist!
* At a shot of a horse relieving itself:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat It takes over 45 minutes for the movie to show what it is.]]
* At one point, the movie's storyline is so muddled, Jeremy can't even finish his sin and instead is resigned to simply stating "This movie's really dumb."
* This:
-->'''Maid''': Drink this. You'll feel better.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice This character was originally played by Bill Cosby.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Little Kid''': But wait. Where'd you get the explosives from anyway?
-->'''Jeremy''': This annoying little kid would be excellent at Cinemasins.
* At one point, the sin counter removes a sin. Jeremy gets upset that [[UpToEleven even the sin counter wasn't paying attention to the movie]] and forces it to add 5 more sins.
* The final sin:
-->'''Little Kid''': I guess I should go home now.
-->'''Jeremy''': Yeah, because you've been cooped up in this tent with a crazy old man for 2 hours without your parents noticing.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Looper'']]
* The ending, where Jeremy gets so fed up with the paradoxical nature of the film's finale that he actually storms away from the microphone in frustration.
-->'''Jeremy''' (''in the distance''): Jesus Christ!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Mad Max: Fury Road'']]
* This gem at the beginning:
-->'''Max:''' It was hard to know who was more crazy... me... or everyone else.\\
'''Jeremy:''' If Max was still Creator/MelGibson, [[TakeThat the answer would be fairly easy to figure out.]]
* When the Doof Warrior first shows up on the scene, rocking his flamethrower guitar... a sin is removed with absolutely no comment on this.
* As much as Jeremy loved this movie, even ''he'' will not defend the scene where Nux randomly eats a bug crawling up his arm. He was suitably grossed out and the sinning came quickly.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Mama'']]
* As Jeffrey drives in the snow:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Plastered and Furious: Snowkyo Drift?
* This bit:
-->'''Radio Announcer:''' Having murdered his wife and colleagues.
-->'''Jeremy:''' You're listening to WEXP, the exposition station: all exposition, all the time.
* At the Helvetia's house:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I wonder if the Helvetia's are home. Maybe they can go down the street to ask the Times New Romans?
* After Jeffery is killed by the vengeful spirit:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[WaxingLyrical Mamaaaaaaaaaa, just killed a man, he put a gun up to my head, Mama's quicker, now he's dead.]]
* "I love the idea of a kiss from Jessica Chastain as much as the next guy but not when she's eating Raisin Bran."
* This bit:
-->'''Annabel:''' This is a joke, right?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Although she is a pedestrian bassist and a terrible person, Annabel shows raw talent at [=CinemaSins=].
* "[[TakeThat This is the worst band I've heard in a movie since Sexual Chocolate.]]"
* When Mama pops up brandishing a sewing needle as a weapon:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ImprobableWeaponUser I SHALL CROCHET YOU!]]
* During the flashback sequence, where we see Mama stabbing a nun to death:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[GenreShift Man, this movie went from standard horror movie to Italian Giallo in no time!]]
* When Mama creeps towards Aunt Jean in her hair form:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun And you thought you had a bad hair day.]]
* The Bonus Round is every time "[[TitleDrop Mama]]" is mentioned. It adds ''37'' sins.
* One of the outtakes splices in a Slap Chop informercial into the psych ward tapes.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Martian'']]
* Jeremy sins botany. HilarityEnsues:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie attempts to make botany cool.\\
'''Neil deGrasse Tyson''': The Martian, where you learn all the ways that being scientifically literate can save your life.\\
'''Jeremy:''' But... But... Dr. Tyson. I mean come on. Botany?!\\
'''Neil deGrasse Tyson''': The Martian, where fluency in science, technology, engineering, and math... rule all decisions of survival.\\
'''Jeremy:''' But maybe you should think of it this way, Dr.--\\
'''Neil deGrasse Tyson''': The Martian, where science, not human emotion, drives the plot's humor, interpersonal relations, tension, and suspense.\\
'''Jeremy:''' This is what you get when you argue--\\
'''Neil deGrasse Tyson''': The Martian, where you experience love, hate, envy, anxiety, pride, and heroism... all through the lens of science.\\
''[Jeremy [[Awesome/CinemaSinsAbsolved takes a sin off]] without further complaint]''
* "Movie thinks self-surgery on Mars isn't going to make me pass ou..." ''(thud)''
* "Evidence that the Martian movie is fantasy: [[TakeThat all who make important decisions are scientifically literate]]".
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Meg'']]
* This bit:
-->'''Subtitle:''' SHANGHAI, CHINA
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag In case you confused it with Shanghai]], UsefulNotes/CostaRica. Also, in case there was any confusion as to what market this movie is aiming towards.
* "Over a minute of helicopter footage landing, with the helicopter featured in flight in 11 cuts. [[ADatewithRosiePalms I hear your palms become hairy if you do too much copterbation.]]"
* This:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Wanna sell shoes?]] [[SarcasmMode Put them on Rainn Wilson.]]
* Jeremy quickly gets annoyed at all of the constant cuts throughout the movie, at one point wondering if the camera was supposed to be placed in the shark's mouth throughout the film.
* This bit:
-->'''Lori:''' We've got to switch off the lights!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Aw, f*ck! These assholes remade]] ''Film/DeepStarSix'', [[TakeThat didn't they!]]
* This:
-->'''Meiying:''' Ah, you're that crazy guy.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheScrappy F*cking kid.]]
* Jeremy's summary of Morris:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheScrappy This f*cking guy.]] They should have renamed this character "Dude Who Came Out Of His Mother's Womb [[CommanderContrarian Bitching About Jonas]]" because that's really his only character trait. Sure, he'll [[HeelFaceTurn does an about face after this mission]] [[RedemptionEqualsDeath but then he'll get eaten by a shark, so who cares?]]
* "Slow-Mo Statham Shower!"
* This:
-->'''Suyin:''' You should get dressed!
-->'''Jonas:''' That's the plan.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ah, nothing like a little post "colleage was eaten by a shark" flirting to get your morale back.
* This bit:
-->'''DJ:''' [[GreenAesop These sharks have no fins!]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' That's because [[WaxingLyrical their hats]] [[Film/DeepBlueSea are like a]] [[Creator/LLCoolJ shark's fin!]] They're clearly in no condition to be wearing hats.
* "[[TakeThat The Meg 4:]] [[Film/JawsTheRevenge The Revenge- This time, it's personal!]]"
* This:
-->'''Lori:''' Thank you.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution SAVE THE THANK YOUS FOR LATER! GET THE F*CK OUT OF THE WATER!!]]
* At a shot of Zhang in the water:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I will remove 100 sins if [[Film/TheBourneIdentity winds up with amnesia and discoveres he was trained by Treadstone.]]
* This:
-->'''Jonas:''' This is the worst moment of my life!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Worse than Expendables 3, Homefront or Fate of the Furious? Yeah, it probably is.]]
* "Why in the unholy f*ck of all f*cking f*ckdom is Suyin's daughter coming along for the ride? She doesn't even do anything stupid that saves the day."
* "I'm not saying they couldn't get all this set up and where they need to go in 20 minutes but [[ByNoIMeanYes I am saying they couldn't get all this set up and where they need to go in 20 minutes.]]"
* When the movie ends with the title card "Fin":
-->'''Jeremy:''' I've got 2 words for you, movie. And the first letter starts with "F" as well.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The Movie'']]
* When Billy and Aisha worry that the Oozemen are too many and too strong, Jeremy just busts a gut.
* He gives three sins for the creation of the Tengu Warriors - one for Ooze hocking a loogie to do so, one for making him writing down and one for making him ''say it''.
* Jeremy adds 100 sins for Billy's "Talk about a splitting headache" pun.
* The Stingers for the movie:
** Ivan Ooze's growl of "Smells like... ''teenagersssss...'' is followed by Music/{{Nirvana}}'s "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
** The night shot of the Command Center has the ominous castle music from ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'' playing.
** The Rangers racing off to Phaedos side by side as streaks of light has the ''Series/ReadingRainbow'' theme playing.
** The Ninja Megazord's transformation is joined with [[Anime/{{Voltron}} "Let's go, Voltron Force!"]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Missing Link'']]
* The first sin:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[NamestheSame Movie is not a documentary about why there isn't a Legend of Zelda movie yet.]]
* Jeremy adds a sin for Lionel's bagpipe playing because "I used to have a neighbor that used to play modern pop songs on the bagpipe all the time. Unless you haven't heard "Sexyback" being played from Satan's bladder for the 17th time, you won't understand why I'm adding a sin here!"
* At one point, Jeremy guesses exactly what's going to happen in the storyline and adds a sin when it occurs, happy that he predicted it right.
* Jeremy sins a shot of CGI water, not for the effect itself but [[TakeThatAudience the audience expecting Laika to create stop-motion water.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Mr. Link:''' They found this creature, he's a snowman.
-->'''Jeremy:''' He wouldn't be...[[IncrediblyLamePun Abominable, would her?!]] I know, that's why we're going this movie. Don't worry, we'll sin Endgame in Hcforzisswf, so it'll be soon!
* When Mr. Link roars and causes dogs to attack their masters:
-->'''Jeremy:''' See, the alpha has a frequency that all other creatures respond to and do its bidding. [[TakeThat Hahahahahaha, I almost kept a straight face. F*cking King of the Monsters.]]
* At a shot of a horse kicking Stenk:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie came out only a month before John Wick 3 so that definitely means that [[InsaneTrollLogic it stole the horse kick death from this movie, so therefore it's trash.]]
* This:
-->'''Mr. Link:''' So, how did [[NamestheSame Mr. Fortnight]] die anyway?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Probably tried teaching the yetis how to do the Orange Justice.]]
* This, if only for Jeremy's dead-inside tone of voice:
-->'''Adelina:''' What happened between you and Aldas?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Yes. Please. More backstory involving a love story. Please. How can we ever live without it?
* This:
-->'''Adelina:''' -Early man.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Kubo! Anomalisa! Sorry, thought we were naming stop motion movies that were better than this one.
* At a shot of Mr. Link sleeping:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Mr. Link is currently doing what we're all probably doing at this moment, as well as the screenwriters when they created this character and the studio when they greenlit this thing.]]
* Jeremy gets extremly frustrated that the Yetis are said to be incredibly advanced but forget to put guardrails around their bridge.
* This bit:
-->'''The Yeti Elder:''' Put them into the Inescapable Pit of Isolation and Miserable Disappointment.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Oh, you mean into this movie.]]
* When Lord Piggot-Dunceby falls through the ice bridge:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, well, well. [[IncrediblyLamePun Hoisted by his own ice-barge.]]
* At Stenk's death- being impaled on an icicle before falling off a cliff:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids Huh. Guess this isn't a good kids starter film after all.]]
* This:
-->'''Adelina:''' I'm ready to search for my own adventures.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BoxOfficeBomb I can't wait for the Missing Link universe!]]
* Immediately followed with:
-->'''Lionel:''' The Fiji Mermaid!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StillbornFranchise I can't wait for the Missing Link universe!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children'']]
* The opening credits reveals that this is a Creator/TimBurton film, prompting Jeremy to remark, [[TakeThat "This used to mean something."]]
** Also, when Creator/SamuelLJackson's name pops up in the credits, Jeremy exclaims, "Goddamn, Sam, take a movie off! You don't have to appear in EVERYTHING!!!"
* This:
-->'''Jake Portman:''' ''(narrating)'' Do you feel like nothing you do matters?\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat All the time, given Hollywood's remake/sequel machine. Thanks for asking!]] ''*ding*'' Also... peculiarration. ''*ding*''
* "This movie is giving me way more Film/JohnCarter flashbacks than I think it should be. Maybe I just have John Carter PTSD or something."
* Jeremy thinks that younger Jake's bedroom is "the exact opposite of an orgy of evidence that this is a boy's room". After pointing out some examples of the contents of this room to prove his point (i.e., dinosaurs on the lamp base, a detailed world map), he concludes:
-->"This kid either hates sports or is literally [[Series/{{Frasier}} Niles Crane]]. Or both!!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Monster House'']]
* Jeremy adds a sin during the opening logos for the production company ImageMovers for [[TakeThat making Mars Needs Moms.]]
* At the beginning of the movie:
-->'''Horace:''' GET OFF MY LAWN!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Film/GranTorino Clint Eastwood.]]
* Jeremy's comments on the [[UncannyValley animation style.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ah, 2006. When CGI animation still wasn't past that "faces being terrifying as hell" stage.
* This bit:
-->'''D.J.:''' I'm a murderer.
-->'''Chowder:''' No, you're not. What you did is called manslaughter.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Chowder would be excellent at CinemaSins.]]
* At a shot of D.J's room:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Any kid that puts pictures of spiders above his bed is a spawn of Satan.
* "[[ARareSentence The babysitter's boyfriend is making out with the kid's stuffed animal."]]
* This bit:
-->'''D.J.:''' Chowder? Chowder? Hey, Chowder?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Chowder.
* When Chowder honks the horn of a excavator:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Chowder is a dick to the concept of peace and quiet.]]
* Jeremy sins Chowder's ding-dong ditch game because "it's a little bitch game that only assholes play."
* This bit:
-->'''Chowder:''' Hey, guess who I am? "Get off my lawn!"
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SelfDeprecation Jeremy from CinemaSins? Chris from CinemaSins? Barrett from CinemaSins? I give up.]]
* When Chowder attempts to escape the house:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Chowder ended up salutarion in his graduating class at the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things.]]
* This:
-->'''Jenny:''' I think it's time we call the police.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode WOW, REALLY?!]]
* Jeremy is not a fan of [[TheScrappy Skull]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Just FYI, the movie is getting its "horror movie rules" from THIS guy. Not an old priest or a creepy undertaker...the f*cking "video game guy".
* At the discovery of Constance's corpse:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[UptoEleven For anyone who thinks Coraline is a f*cked up kids movie, let me introduce you to Monster House.]]
* This:
-->'''Jenny:''' Why would he make a shrine to her if he murdered her?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, Jenny, I can give you over 2000 Lifetime Movie titles to help you with that.
* During the climatic discovery:
-->'''D.J.:''' It's her. The house is her!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Series/MyMotherTheCar My Wife, The House.]]
* When Horace gives D.J. dynamite:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Never ever ever ever EVER give explosives to kids. That is all.
* Jeremy's reaction to the characters constantly surviving:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I swear everyone is made of Teflon.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Mortal Engines'']]
* At the beginning of the movie, we get:
-->'''Narrator:''' 60 minutes was all it took.
-->'''Jeremy:''' If only. [[TakeThat This movie's two hours long!]]
** Immediately after this, Jeremy notes that the narration is taking place over the opening logos and wonders what to call such a phenomenon: "Logoration? Narra-Logos?".
* Later:
-->'''Narrator:''' The weaker perished and the stronger became ever more powerful.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat America.]]
* "WOW! [[WhatAnIdiot Hugo Weaving turned down Infinity War to do THIS instead?!]]"
* [[SpecialEffectFailure "I've honestly seen better CGI in the Civilisation games."]]
* Jeremy's reaction to the "deity" joke:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Honestly, there's so many different ways I can go with this sin but the fact that these [[TheScrappy little Minion f*ckers]] probably coughed up the money to get this sh*tpile made, the deity comment is actually accurate.
* This:
-->'''Vambrace:''' You're a skivy from the lower side.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hey, "skivy from the lower side" was my college girlfriend's favourite sex position!
* This:
--> '''Thaddeus:''' This is a fusion conversion cell.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ohhh.
* "She survives these chainsaws galore!"
** Immediately followed with:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Also, "chainsaws galore" is also A) the name of my Tim "The ToolMan" Taylor themed 90's metal band, B) the only sex move I could ever get my college girlfriend off with, C) [[RunningGag A spicy Albanian cola drink]] or D) the in-store name for the Home Depot hardware section.
* "Hester survives SO MUCH BULLSH*T that I'm just adding 45 sins."
* At one point, Jeremy gets so sick of the movie's terminology:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Yay, even more sh*t that we don't understand a thing about.]] Oh well, I'm sure they'll explain it in the sequels. [[StillbornFranchise Hahahahahhahaha. Sequels.]]
* When Hester and Tom narrowly avoid a moving city:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SpecialEffectFailure Dodging CGI is hard, man.]]
* When Tom catches a falling knife in midair, Jeremy makes a coughing noise while the caption reads: >Allergic to bullsh*t< .
* "The ship's still intact! It's a miracle...[[AssPull of screenplay writing!]]
* This:
-->'''Katherine:''' NILS! NOOOOOO!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Nils. No.
* This bit:
-->'''Hester:''' I will kill you.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution WILL?! Just shoot him now!]]
* The last sin of the video:
-->'''Katherine:''' [[SequelHook I'm coming with you.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' Great! Who the f*ck were you again?
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Moulin Rouge'']]
* At the 20th Century Fox logo, which is featured on the opening curtains while the opening fanfare is being conducted...
-->'''Jeremy:''' This guy, like most of the cast in this movie, thinks enthusiasm is all that matters.
* This:
-->'''Narcoleptic Argentinian''': ''(singing)'' Rooooooooxanne...
-->'''Jeremy''': Movie says, "[[Music/StraightOuttaCompton F*ck]] Music/ThePolice."
* This moment during the "Elephant Love Medley" segment:
-->'''Christine:''' ''(singing)'' All you need is love...\\
'''Satine:''' ''(singing)'' Love is just a game.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Love song rap battle.
** Later, as they continue to sing...
--->'''Jeremy:''' So you went from Music/EltonJohn to Music/{{U2}} to [[Music/DavidBowie Bowie]] to... Music/DollyParton? [[DeadpanSnarker This medley is going in the wrong direction.]]
* [[RunningGag "We interrupt this lavish musical to bring you..."]]
** "...an episode of ''Series/{{Frasier}}''." (at the scene involving mistaken identity)
** "...''Film/WhenHarryMetSally''" (when Satine demands Christian tell her some poetry while rolling around in her bed erotically)
** "...''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}'', apparently." (about the old "play within a play has the same basic plot as the main play" routine)
** "...''Film/EncinoMan''." (when Zidler tells Satine of Christian, [[BreakHisHeartToSaveHim "Hurt him to save him."]])
* As Christian says what he is typing on his typewriter, Jeremy deadpans, [[FollowTheBouncingBall "If I'm going to read what he's singing, don't I deserve a little bouncy ball on the words?"]]
* When Christian types, "The woman I loved is dead," Jeremy exclaims, "Well, damn! Spoiler alert! Why should I even watch this movie now?"
** This is referenced again later on, when Satine sings softly, "If I should die...":
--->'''Jeremy:''' Well, I'd call this a sin of cheesy foreshadowing, except that the movie already told us in the first three minutes that she was gonna die, so I think it's just a sin of... boring.
* At the very end of the movie, there is a message that reads: "This story is about... TRUTH... BEAUTY...", to which Jeremy remarks, "Is this a message for the people who walked in late?"
* In response to the Duke attempting to assassinate Christian while he's on the stage...
-->"Because you can't wait until after the show to do this. The bouncers at the after-parties are really strict."
* Jeremy makes fun of Satine's name, which is only "one letter away from being named after a cracker."
* Jeremy snarking the introduction of the Moulin Rouge:
-->'''Zidler''': Outside it may be raining, but in here it's entertaining!
-->'''Jeremy''': And ''still'' raining! The Moulin Rouge doesn't have a roof.
* Two moments that are longer than they should be: first, Christian hides from the Duke...
-->'''Jeremy:''' The "Christian hides from the Duke" scene lasts about three minutes, which doesn't sound long until you endure Satine's overacting all the way through it.
** Then during the elephant scene...
--->'''Jeremy:''' The entire Elephant sequence lasts nearly 20 minutes, which doesn't sound so long until... no, wait, that's actually pretty damn long.
* In response to Satine being excited to be a real actress while being dressed by Marie, her dresser...
-->'''Jeremy:''' ''(strained voice)'' Urge... to... make snarky remark... so strong right now...
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Mummy'' (2017)]]
* Right off the bat, we get this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[{{Irony}} Introducing Expanded Universe logo jinxes the Expanded Universe before the first movie in the universe even starts.]]
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Quadruple pupil.]]
* During this scene:
-->'''Soldier:''' You better come take a look at- *Mummy hand rips through head*.
-->'''Jeremy:''' This should happen to everyone who says "you better come take a look at this" cliche.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Murder on the Orient Express'']]
* When Poirot recieves his eggs and complains about them:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[HurricaneofPuns If his eggs-cruciatingly eggs-agerated pursuit of eggs-elence didn't need them to be eggs-actly the same size, why did he eggs-pell the first pair of eggs by simple visual eggs-amination?]]
* Jeremy's response to one of Poirot's catchphrases:
-->'''Poirot:''' Excuse me, I am Belgian, not French.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's Belgist.]]
* A funny moment during Pilar's introduction:
-->'''Pilar:''' Sin does not agree with me.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Actually, Creator/PenelopeCruz, we like you just fine.
* After an unecessarily creepy comment from one of the passengers:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BitingTheHandHumor Someone's been reading our comment section.]]
* This:
-->'''Pilar:''' Some things are in God's hands. It is not up to us if we survive safely or like Lucifer fall.
-->'''Jeremy:''' She's fun.
* Jeremy picking about ''every detail'' about the famous twist and why it doesn't make sense.
* This:
--> '''Poirot:''' ''[[GratuitousFrench Allons-y]]''!
--> '''Jeremy:''' Series/DoctorWho said what now?
* When Dr. Arbuthnot (played by Leslie Odom, Jr.) fires a non-fatal gunshot:
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[Theatre/{{Hamilton}} Aaron Burr]] misses. ''*ding*''
** This moment gets funnier when you remember Burr's pre-duel confession -- he's "a terrible shot".
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Nightmare Before Christmas'']]
* Apparently Jack Skellington is only known in England, France, and to just one guy in Kentucky.
* Jeremy notices the other towns, including "Thanksgiving Town", where everyone wishes it was Christmas already, and "St Patrick's Day Town". Jeremy ''really'' wants to see what St. Patrick's Day Town looks like.
* "[[{{Wangst}} You work once a year.]] F*ck you."
* At the sight of the skeleton rooster on Jack's roof:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Bone Cock!]] ''*ding*''
* This bit during Poor Jack. It's Jeremy holding his note during that whole line that sells it.
-->'''Jack:''' Why does nothing ever turn out like it should?
-->'''Jeremy:''' When I kidnap someone and steal a holiday?
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''A Nightmare On Elm Street'']]
* This:
-->'''Nancy:''' I'm crazy after all.\\
''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]''\\
''[[JumpScare (Freddy leaps out from the other side of the bed and attacks Nancy)]]''
-->'''Jeremy:''' What the f*ck were you waiting for, asshole?! ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Nine ½ Weeks'']]
* Jeremy calls the male lead "Discount Creator/MickeyRourke," but then he realizes that ''he's actually Mickey Rourke''.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Discount Mickey Rourke--oh sh*t!!! He looks so ... human!
* During the EroticEating scene:
--> Meanwhile, the watermelon goes shamefully unused.
** Which may be a ShoutOut to a ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' episode where it did not.
* "Oh, sure, Mickey Rourke follows a girl at a Jamaican street market and it's romantic prelude... I do and it's 'stalking.'"
* "Good God, if I knew this kind of behavior could land a woman like Kim Basinger, I would have tried to be creepier when I was younger."
* "No one would hear you if you called out."
--> '''Jeremy:''' "Well, that's not rapey at all."
** "Just goes to show you fellas, if you creep a girl out by implying you might sexually assault her, you can send her flowers and she'll immediately squeal in delight like a schoolgirl who forgot all about the implied sexual assault from earlier."
* The sentence: "9 ½ Weeks (of Jury Duty)", followed by [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith Darth Vader yelling]], "[[BigNo NO!!!!!!!!]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Nun'']]
* During the recap of Annabelle: Creation, [[SequelSnark Jeremy realises that he forgot how many movies there are in the Conjuring-Verse, listing titles such as Annabelle: 4Ever or The Amityville Conjuring.]]
* Jeremy's comments on the set design:
--> '''Jeremy:''' I want a bunch of crosses. I want so many of them so that the sisters will have to shimmer their way around them. Oh, and let's have a bunch of them hanging from the ceiling and [[SuddenlyShouting TWELVE FOG MACHINES!]] Set them to the max setting! We're going to horror movie cliche this sh*t up right!
* When Sister Victoria's hanging body appears out of nowhere:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Boy, that corpse sure knows dramatic timing!
* During a scene at the orphanage, Jeremy points out a scientific error:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Boy, back in 1952, the periodic table was a lot smaller. Or maybe this Catholic school believed a lot of the elements like carbon and hydrogen was sinful. And don't even get me STARTED on sodium...
* Jeremy quickly gets tired of the poor pacing:
--> '''Jeremy:''' I'm pretty sure the first 20 minutes of this movie has been them delivering luggage.
* When Father Burke approaches The Nun:
--> '''Father Burke:''' [[TooDumbtoLive Are you the Reverend Mother?]]
--> '''Jeremy:''' You don't realise that's a DEMON?! THAT'S THE ONE F*CKING THING YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD AT! The Vatican needs to vet its supernatural enforcer applicants a little closer in the future.
** Later, Jeremy is dumbfounded by Burke's decision to follow a mysterious nun ''after being kidnapped and buried alive'' only hours earlier.
* When The Nun swoops down to attack Frenchie:
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Tag, you're it!]]
* When the radio turns on by itself:
--> '''Jeremy:''' "I'm a demonic entity that can do anything I want. Should I rip out Father Burke's and Sister Irene's throats in the middle of the night? Nah, I'll just make them wonder how the radio went on! That sounds like way more fun!"
* Jeremy loses it at yet another scene of the characters wandering a hallway:
--> '''Jeremy:''' JUST DO SOMETHING FOR ONCE.
* When The Nun grabs Sister Irene's shoulder and screeches:
--> '''Jeremy:''' And that's what happens when you take your vows of celebacy.
* This:
--> '''Father Burke:''' Maybe the books will help us shine a light on our answer.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Or you could [[StatingTheSimpleSolution GET THE F*CK OUT OF THERE!]]
* At one point Jeremy combines two running gags:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Inverting crosses! Sudden nuns! [[RunningGag Ex-SKIP-Ment?!]]
* When Frenchie shows up to decapitate a zombie:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Frenchie Ex Machina, in one of the ex-machina-iest ex machinas ever machinaed.
* When a demon carves a pentagram in skin:
--> '''Jeremy:''' This nun demon prefers arts and crafts to killing.
* At one point, Jeremy suggests a sequel "The Nun 3: Nuns on the Run!" and excitingly says that he's got ideas to incorporate Eric Idle and Robbie Coltrane into the franchise.
* This:
--> '''Father Burke:''' Now is the time for action!
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Awesome. With 19 minutes left in the movie.]]
* Jeremy notes that Maralyn Manson should have sued for copyright infringement based on the appearance of Irene's possessed form.
* This bit:
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[WaxingLyrical No-Face Nun, won't you come? And scare Irene away? No-Face Nun, won't you come, won't you come...]]
* One of the outtakes has the Nun accompanied by [[Film/EvilDead2 "I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Nut Job'']]
* Jeremy makes it very clear every other scene that he hates this movie.
* At the beginning of the movie credits, [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment an animated version of]] Music/{{Psy}} appears. Jeremy's reaction:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TranquilFury Consider the sins doubled]].
* The beginning where the protagonist kicks pigeons off the telephone wire. Apparently it reminded Jeremy of one of his friends, a band member in college, and one of their lyrics ([[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer He's not making this up]]) was "Someone kicked a pigeon, someone kicked a pigeon, someone kicked a pigeon."
--> '''Jeremy:''' I swear to Holy Moses I'm not making this up!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Ocean's Eleven'' (2001)]]
* This:
--> '''Parole Officer:''' While this is your first conviction, you have been implicated, though never caught, in at least a dozen other confidence schemes and frauds.
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Ex-parole-spotion.]]
* Jeremy points out that, aside being from George Clooney, there is no way that Danny should have been paroled due to his dickish behaviour.
* Jeremy silently adds 10 sins to a shot of [[TakeThat the Trump Plaza]]. Even better, the moment the shot comes up, the video appears to freeze for a second (with the ding from the previous sin stopping) before the ten sins roll up.
* Jeremy notes a club literally called "Club Boobs" in the background and gets disappointed that the movie never shows what it looks like.
* During Basher's break in scheme, Jeremy is horrified that no one brings up the fact he built a car bomb.
* This bit:
--> '''Danny Ocean:''' Which one's the Amazing Yen?
--> '''Rusty:''' The little Chinese guy.
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's racist.]]
* At Saul's introduction scene:
--> '''Jeremy:''' The director said [[SubvertedCatchPhrase "Let's have this character eat an orange to make him look edgy as well as not quite an asshole."]]
* This:
--> '''Danny Ocean:''' This building's security rivals that of most nuclear silos.
--> '''Jeremy:''' That says more about the security of nuclear silos than casinos.
* This:
--> '''Jeremy:''' This fictional gambler is flanked by two Matrix agents and its definitely fun to laugh at them in this getup. :)
** Yes, he actually says "Smiley emotion".
* This bit:
--> '''Rusty:''' You can't split Tess eleven ways!
--> '''Jeremy:''' But isn't just a matter of who's going first?
* At one point, Jeremy theorises that Julia Roberts character is a continuation of Pretty Woman.
* When the group abandon their waiter disguises in an elevator:
--> '''Jeremy:''' And no one ever found these disguises or reported them to anyone. The end.
* Jeremy points out that, by jamming the 911 phone lines, Ocean and his crew may have killed ''thousands''.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Ouija'']]
* "Wait, maybe Debbie isn't dead. She's just stuck in the [[Series/StrangerThings Upside Down]]."
* When the main characters move the planchette and it stops in "D":
-->'''Jeremy:''' Laine is presumptuous in assuming the D is for Debbie. It could be David, or Doris, or Da Ghost. You don't know.
* "Are we sure this ghost isn't [[WesternAnimation/CasperTheFriendlyGhost Casper]]? Or at least a [[Music/Deadmau5 Deadmau5]] fan?"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Pet Sematary'' (1989)]]
* The ContentWarnings at the title screen warns viewers of "Massive Head-Wound Harry".
* Jeremy gets mad at a gravestone that reads "Hannah- The Best Dog That Ever Lived" as "my childhood dog Scruffy should hold that title!"
* Jeremy's comments on Dale Midkiff's [[DullSurprise performance]]:
-->'''Louis:''' Yeah...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SuddenlyShouting ACTING!!!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Louis:''' I'm Louis Creed.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Aw f*ck, Jud is going to be Ivan Drago's grandfather, isn't he?!
* This bit:
-->'''Louis:''' Where does that path lead to?
-->'''Jud:''' Pet cemetary.
-->'''Jeremy (imitating Jud's slurred accent):''' [[RunningGag Rowahll kreatays]].
* When Louis leaves for the hospital, saying goodbye to his family:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is it just me or does this scene last for ''6 HOURS?!''
* Jeremy is horrified at Victor's head injury, stating that "you didn't see stuff this gruesome in Shawshank."
* Jeremy sins Victor's [[TakeThat 80's running shorts]] then [[SpecialEffectFailure 80's special effects]] at Harry's vanishing.
* When Victor's ghost appears next to Louis:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Damn, Louis is taking this way better than he should. [[CatScare He got spooked by a cat a couple of nights ago but THIS is no problem?!]]
* Jeremy begins praising Miko Hughes' performance as Gage before stopping himself- "[[TakeThat Oops, wrong channel.]]"
* When Louis goes to the cemetary to revive Church, Jeremy wonders why [[ReplacementGoldfish they didn't just buy a new cat that looks like the old one.]]
* When the zombified Church attacks Louis:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Cat scratch bleeder.]]
* At Stephen King's cameo as a funeral priest:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RecognitionFailure Wow, this is the weirdest Stan Lee cameo I've ever seen.]]
* When Gage is killed:
-->'''Louis:''' NOOOOOOOOOO!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag No.]] [[SincerityMode No, seriously, I want no part of this section of the movie. It's a mixture of "no" and "skip" and a big old "f*ck you" for good measure.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Zelda:''' I'm coming for you, Rachael. And this time, I'll get you!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Great! Can we watch that movie instead?
* When a [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment ghostly face appears out of a gravestone]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[FlatWhat What?!]]
* During Jud's death scene:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Gone with the Gwynne.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Demon Gage:''' No fair. No fair!
-->'''Jeremy:''' This is what I've been saying to Chris for putting this movie on the schedule and forcing me to watch it.
* The final sin has Jeremy being glad that the film's over. "It's not like they're going to revive the ''actual movie'' from the dead". [[GilliganCut The video then cuts to a scene from the trailer of Pet Sematary (2019).]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' Aw, f*ck.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Pet Sematary'' (2019)]]
* Jeremy starts the video by [[BrickJoke sinning the movie title for its mispelling, just as he did in the sins video for the original movie.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Louis:''' Like I'm gonna miss the graveyard shift at the ER.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Seriously, movie? Casually referencing [[NamestheSame Graveyard Shift?]] [[InsulttoRocks I've seen subtler references in a Cardi B video.]]
* At a shot of mourners wearing animal masks:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Meanwhile, in [[TakeThat Saw 8]].
* At a headstone reading "pet sematary":
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll Creepy Credits!]]
* When Jud approaches Ellie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Jesus, this kid grew up in f*cking BOSTON and no one told her about Stranger Danger?!
* This:
-->'''Louis:''' It might seem scary but it's not.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Wow, the movie's anticipating its own reviews!]]
* At one point, Jeremy wonders why the movie was remade at all, noting that it seemed like it was made to up the violence factor and not much else.
* When a picture of a young Jud shows up:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Cool! Behind the scenes footage of Harry and the Hendersons!]]
* This:
-->'''Rachel:''' The pet cemetery...do we own that too?
-->'''Jud:''' Well, it's part of your properity.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Actual discussion between Paramount executives before they decided to remake this movie!]]
* When Zelda dies by falling down the dumbwaiter, Jeremy tries out his Hans Gruber impression:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Film/DieHard Now I have some oatmeal. Ho ho ho.]]
* Jeremy notes that Louis is the most useless Stephen King character since [[Literature/IT Henry Bowers.]]
* When the zombified Church attacks Ellie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Cat scratch eat her.]]
* As a semi-truck approaches the camera:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat AH! Sudden Maximum Overdrive!]]
* When Jud explains the powers of the Pet Semetary:
-->'''Jud:''' They knew the power it held.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation As did I, so naturally I waited until after you unleashed a holy feline hell upon your family before telling you this backstory. Ha ha ha ha, motherf*cker!]]
* When Louis prepares to revive Ellie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie is SOOOOOO bad with pacing. It's like I'm watching Jason Clarke dig this hole in real time!
* Jeremy notes that he'd give back all the sins from both this movie and the '89 version if [[MissedMomentofAwesome Ellie came back as a cat.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Demon Ellie:''' WE'RE NOT YOUR DAUGHTER.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ComicallyMissingthePoint Man, being resurrected must have aged Ellie into a teenager because she sure is rebellious!]]
* When Demon Ellie stalks Rachel:
-->'''Rachel:''' No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag No.]]
* This
-->'''Louis:''' God damn it, GOD DAMN IT!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat What I said when I found out there's 10 more minutes of this movie left!]]
* When the zombified version of the family approach Gage:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, think of how creepy this final shot would be in a movie that isn't so sh*tty.
* At the end credits:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Closing credits contain no Ramones songs.
* One of the outtakes has Louis running into [[Film/IT2017 Georgie]] in the basement.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Pitch Perfect'']]
* (When Beca strips in the bathroom, it was obscured by a blurred glass pane) "Cameraman fails at his job right now!" *ding*
* (During the same scene, a naked Chloe sneaks behind a naked Beca while she is singing) "Scene does not contain a lap dance." *ding*
* "Female A Cappella group actually thought that singing Music/AceOfBase would not end in at least one of their singers vomiting on stage."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Pixels'']]
* Jeremy doesn't even bother being professional with the title: "Everything Wrong With Pixels in 'It's An Creator/AdamSandler Movie' minutes."
* Two "No" jokes in a row after Lady Lisa disappears along with the other aliens:
-->'''Ludlow:''' LADY LISA!!\\
'''Jeremy:''' Lady Lisa. ''*ding*''\\
'''Ludlow:''' [[BigNo NOOOOO!]]\\
'''Jeremy:''' No. ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Planes'']]
* When the "World of Cars" subtitle shows up at the beginning:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Disney labelling this "World of Cars" is basically them saying: "We know we can't legally call this a Pixar movie but if you squint hard enough, you might not actually hate this."
* This bit:
--->'''Chug:''' I just thought of a new slogan. Corn: it gives you gas!
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode The best part of that slogan is the subtlety.]]
* Despite his hatred of the movie, Jeremy does like one thing about it:
--->'''Announcer:''' Tonight, on Top 10 Plane Crashes...
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Ha ha ha ha.]] I'm sinning this movie for not showing me all 10 of the plane crashes. [[TakeThat It's the funniest part of the movie so far.]]
* This:
--->'''Race Announcer:''' Well, he was close but not close enough.
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[HopeSpot Well, that was pretty long for a short film but at least its ov-]] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck THIS IS A FEATURE LENGTH MOVIE?!]]
* Jeremy gets increasingly annoyed at characters repeatingly telling Dusty that "you're a cropduster, not a racer", to the extent where he threatens to end the video.
* This:
--->'''Dusty:''' It's a long story.
--->'''Skipper:''' I've got time.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Well, I don't. SKIP!
* Immediately followed with:
--->'''Dusty:''' I'm afraid of heights.
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[RageBreakingPoint GODDAMNIT.]]
* The RunningGag of Jeremy trying to make sense of how things work in the World of Cars.
* Jeremy calls out the John Ratzenberger cameo as the movie trying to fool the audience into thinking its a Pixar film. [[TakeThat "Luckily, you can tell it's not one due to the complete lack of care in all of its production.]]"
* This:
--->'''Dusty:''' Look at that propeller.
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids You mean her ass?!]] Christ, Disney, how'd this get made?!
* As El Chupacabra looks at Rochelle's tailfins:
--->'''Jeremy:''' THIS MOVIE IS ALL ABOUT THE ASS!
* When the Wings Around The Globe race begins:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Now THIS is podracing!
* When Dusty is flying in Iceland, Jeremy remarks he'd remove all the sins [[TakeThat if the Abominable Snowman popped out and ate him.]]
* This:
--->'''Ned:''' Look who's here. The lowlife farmer boy!
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun That's race-ist.]]
* "63% of this movie is just fake SportsCenter moments. Of course, SportsCenter itself is now made up of 63% of fake SportsCenter moments..."
* "[[WTHCastingAgency Why did they hire Dane Cook to do an Owen Wilson impression?]]"
* Jeremy is horrified at Skipper's mission but later refers to it as:
--->'''Jeremy:''' This movie has 1000% not earned the right to turn into Saving Private Flyin. But here we are.
* This:
--->'''Ripslinger:''' We are going to end this right now.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Oh thank god...Damn, you weren't referring to the movie, were you?
* Jeremy finds a line of dialogue that is so stereotypical, he butts in at the end of it:
--->'''Skipper:''' I learned a lot more from you than what you learned from me...
--->'''Jeremy:''' Cliche!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Pokémon: Detective Pikachu'']]
* Jeremy is instantly creeped out by Cubone's backstory.
* During the scene with Lickitung on the train:
--->'''Tim:''' What a...great tongue you have.
--->'''Jeremy:''' And a great case for sexual harrassment!
* Jeremy's comments on Ryme City:
--->'''Jeremy:''' This place is a jewel covered nightmare!
* When Tim approachs a TV playing [[EasterEgg Angels with Filthy Souls]]
--->'''Jeremy:''' Oh look, my favorite gangster movie! [[SarcasmMode Home Alone.]]
* When Tim presses on the R gas container:
--->'''Jeremy:''' It looks like Tim went to the lesser known but equally prestigious [[SubvertedCatchphrase Prometheus School of Touching Things]] or to the 2015 Fantastic Four Touching Things Music & Arts Festival.
* This bit:
--->'''Reporter:''' If it's not veriable, it's not news!
--->'''Jeremy:''' Breaking News! We have verified that anyone who wears sunglasses indoors like this is an asshole!
* During the Pokèmon fight scene, Jeremy admits that he's [[TakeThat "about as lost here as I was when I watched The Wizard back in 1989."]]
* This bit:
--->'''Tim:''' What is that? What is that?!
--->'''Clifford:''' Mewtwo!
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[WhosOnFirst Nun-UH! You are but I'm not!]]
* At the shot of Greninja in tanks:
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat What would those Resident Evil movies look like if we just put a bunch of Pokèmon into them?]]
* Jeremy refers to Bulbasaur as a "Care Bear Onion Lizard".
* This:
--->'''Mewtwo:''' HUMANITY IS EVIL. BUT YOU HAVE-
--->'''Jeremy:''' Man, and just when we were going to hear the rest of Magneto's speech! This is the weirdest X-Men movie I've EVER watched.
* Jeremy points out that Ditto [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim spends more time changing into different Pokémon instead of just transforming into Mewtwo and attacking Tim directly.]]
* This bit:
--->'''Mewtwo:''' NOOOOO!
--->'''Clifford:''' NOOOOO!
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag No, No.]]
* One of the outtakes shows [[Film/Batman1989 The Joker]] releasing the R Gas in the Ryme City parade.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Point Break'' (1991)]]
* "Ex-Presidents robbery gang is clearly biased against all things UsefulNotes/GeraldFord."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Power Rangers'']]
* Right off the bat, we get this:
--->'''Subtitle:''' I'm sorry.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Movie waits 1:35 too long to apologise for its awfulness!
* When the Power Rangers meet Alpha 5:
--->'''Alpha 5:''' You can trust me, I'm a talking robot.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Tell that to [[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey HAL 9000]].
* Jeremy's repeated annoyance at the Krispy Kreme product placement, eventually adding 20 sins.
* One of the stingers replaces Alpha 5's dialogue with The Robot from ''Series/LostInSpace''.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Premium Rush'']]
* First sin:
-->'''Homer Simpson:'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Mmmm, donuts.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Pulp Fiction'']]
* The first sin of the video?
--->'''Jeremy:''' Miramax property somehow does not contain Matt Damon or Ben Affleck. [[TakeThat Also, Miramax.]]
* This bit:
--->'''Jules:''' AND YOU WILL KNOW THAT MY NAME IS THE LORD-
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[ActorAllusion Damn, calm down, Nick. It's going to be almost impossible to recruit for The Avengers if you go this route with them.]]
* At a shot of Mia's feet:
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat QT's foot fetish.]] And since we all know that he steals from other movies, this is probably James Cameron's foot fetish or something.
* This:
--->'''Mia:''' Don't be a-
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[RecognitionFailure RECTANGLE!]]
* "This 3 second shot of Speed Racer is 500 times better than the movie the Wachowskis would make 14 years later."
* Jeremy sins the concept of [[TakeThat theme restaurants.]]
* This bit:
--->'''Vincent:''' This is what I heard.
--->'''Mia:''' Who told you?
--->'''Vincent:''' They.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Wow, that's the first use of the Pronoun Game being used to protect someone. [[RunningGag But it's still a use of the Pronoun Game, you protecting-lame ass-gossiper-piece of sh*t.]]
* Jeremy loves the dance contest scene but points out that, since it's a Twist contest, [[RealityEnsues Mia and Vincent should have lost.]]
* Jeremy adds a sin for Fox Force Five being cancelled by the network, claiming that it'd be awesome.
* During the shower scene, Jeremy momentarily thinks that he's sinning Color of Night instead.
* A sin is added [[TakeThat for Kathy Griffin's cameo as an extra.]]
* Jeremy can't help but point out how The Gimp ended up doing absolutely nothing useful during his scenes.
* Jeremy is amazed at how Butch's entire subplot took place in less than 2 hours.
* This:
--->'''Butch:''' It's a chopper, baby.
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[ARareSentence Motorcycle semantics.]]
* This bit:
--->'''Jules:''' We should be dead, man.
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Jules would be amazing at Cinemasins.]]
* When Jimmie arrives:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Tarantino's directing ability against his acting ability. Has there ever been such a gap of talent in a single person? Discuss.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''A Quiet Place'']]
* "Please notice the hearing aid. [[SuddenlyShouting NO, SERIOUSLY. PLEASE NOTICE IT.]]"
* At a child performing sign language:
-->'''Jeremy:''' ...I presume that was [[RunningGag something racist.]]
* Jeremy comes up with many alternate titles for a newspaper headline, including "President Sounds Off: Turn Your Sound Off", "Simon Says: No One Dare Disturb The Sound of Silence" and "Sound Found to Compound the Frowns!"
* At Beau playing with a rocket:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheScrappy F*cking kid.]]
* Jeremy questions how Evelyn got pregnant because "all men perform loud sobbing after performing sex! OrSoIHeard."
* Whenever the kids do something stupid throughout the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag F*cking kids.]]
* Jeremy's understated response to Evelyn stepping on a nail:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Gah! F*ck you, movie!
* The RunningGag about Jeremy questioning how people in this universe do anything, particularly bodily functions, without making noise.
** On a meta level, the fact that after mercilessly sinning "[[ToiletHumor bodily functions]]" in several movies, Jeremy now complains about [[NobodyPoops their absence]].
* "Fun fact: this movie was almost about [[AttackOfTheKillerWhatever killer corn.]] This scene is the only remains of that original film."
* Jeremy gives the aliens some extra character motivation:
-->'''Jeremy (in a silly Bullwinkle impression):''' Hey, guys. I'm a big dumb alien creature. I've got these big teeth and claws but I'd rather just sneak up on you when the movie needs suspense.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Rampage'']]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Reading. Like, lots of reading. We're talking f*cking Blade Runner levels of reading.
* Jeremy cracks up at the reveal that the opening takes place in space.
* "[[TakeThat WOW. I never thought I'd see CGI that would rival Geostorm but you just proved me wrong, movie!]]"
* At a shot of George roaring:
-->'''Jeremy:''' And so begins at least 932 more of these roaring shots throughout the movie. Hey, can someone make a supercut where each roar is replaced by me sighing? It'd be better than watching this.
* When George touches the space capsule:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SubvertedCatchphrase George is a graduate of the Alien School of Touching Foreign Objects From Space.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Nelson:''' That is not the George we know anymore.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Great. So can we get to some rampaging already?!
* Jeremy's alternate title for the movie is "Rise of the Mighty Joe Young Skyscraper".
* At a shot of a helicopter being destroyed:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Weak. I bet Tom Cruise would have landed that.
* Jeremy points out how almost every character The Rock plays is either a sports star or in the military because "he's simply too jacked to play a normal person".
* "[[TheScrappy F*cking Connor.]]"
* "[[Film/BacktotheFuture Last night I had a dream that Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan came down and said he'd melt my brains if I didn't show you]] [[TakeThat the last 2 minutes of this scene.]]"
* This:
-->'''Davis:''' Sir, you have to evacuate Chicago.
-->'''Jeremy:''' He says that like it's actually possible to do that in a few minutes.
* This:
-->'''Davis:''' Well, this sucks!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat The producers left The Rock's initial reaction after the movie's test screening in the movie itself.]]
* When the wolf monster somehow sprouts wings:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Jesus f*cking Christ on a saltine.
* When George gives Davis the finger:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This is what the producers have been doing to us for the last 98 minutes.]]
* The final sin:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This was a dumb movie that's really bad. [[TakeThat Still liked it better than Kong: Skull Island though.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Ready Player One'']]
* During the opening narration, we get:
-->'''Wade:''' ...or climb Mt. Everest with Franchise/{{Batman}}!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Yeah, but I would want to climb Mount Everest AS Batman. Who wants to climb a mountain with f*cking Batman? That's the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
* When Wade mentions that there's a casino the size of a planet in the OASIS:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Film/TheLastJedi And if there's a section of the movie set there that involves a brief incarceration, a random meeting with a morally ambiguous code breaker, and an animal escape, you can expect a fan revolt]].
* Jeremy immediately calls out the idea of [[ItMakesSenseinContext Freddy Kruger fighting giant scorpions]].
* The RunningGag about how all of the properties in the movie are owned by Creator/WarnerBros.
* As a character tries to [[SkewedPriorities kill himself after losing the game]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' And that's what he gets for playing as [[TakeThat Jason Voorhees.]]
* At an appearance by a T-Rex on a race track:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This 10-second T-Rex scene is [[TakeThat somehow better]] than ''Film/JurassicWorld'' AND [[Film/JurassicWorldFallenKingdom its sequel]].
* Jeremy is enraged at the fact that, despite the movie has a [=DeLorean=] and Music/AlanSilvestri doing the score, they don't use any music from ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture''.
* Jeremy's sheer rage at ''Film/TheShining'' sequence:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Stanley Kubrick will likely come back to life after this and slap Steven Spielberg around, and then wait another 15 years to make a new movie.
* When a henchman talks to Nolan about the third challenge:
-->'''Henchman:''' An Atari 2600, sir. Every game ever made for it, thousands of possibilities.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossestheLineTwice Even]] ''[[CrossestheLineTwice Custer's Revenge]]''?!
* When The Iron Giant fights Mechagodzilla:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, it's weird they released two [[Film/PacificRimUprising Pacific Rim sequels]] in the same year.
* When I-R0k, voiced by Creator/TJMiller, blows up a bridge:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Also...it's a little bit weird that before this blew, TJ Miller's character didn't even phone in a bomb threat]].
* When Wade tosses the Holy Hand Grenade:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hey, he [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail didn't count to three]]!
* Jeremy thinks the climactic scene is similar to ''Film/{{Inception}}''.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Real Steel'']]
* During the scene where Atom stares into the mirror:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Robot existentialism. ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Revenant'']]
* "Sushi." *''ding''*
* When Glass carves up a horse and sleeps in it:
-->'''Jeremy''': Discount [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack Han, Luke, and the Tauntaun.]]
** When Glass crawls out of the horse carcass:
--->'''Jeremy''': Actual footage of Leonardo [=DiCaprio's=] birth.
* The video has a Bonus Round for low-angle shots of trees, adding another 19 sins to the tally. The funnier part is the porno music they set it to.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Rio'']]
* Jeremy is shocked when the movie starts with only 33 seconds of logos and wonders if he shouldn't sin it out of restraint but [[ShaggyDogStory sins it anyway.]]
* When all the birds wake up in the jungle:
---> '''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Synchronized sunrising seriously supposes several species stir selves simultaneously.]]
* During the opening musical number:
--->'''Birds''': Rio!
--->'''Jeremy''': Roll Cre-
--->'''Birds''': Rio!
--->'''Jeremy''': I said ROLL CREDITS!
* Jeremy sins the movie for having [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece bookstores.]]
* This bit:
--->'''Tulio''': I'm like the Mama Bird to all of them!
--->'''Jeremy''': I was going to make a comment that this guy is way over the top but...[[TakeThat have you ever SEEN a bird person?!]]
* At the Brazilian gangsters:
--->'''Jeremy''': Man, I was NOT ready to watch [[CrossesTheLineTwice an animated version of City of God.]]
* This:
--->'''Blu''': Who needs to fly anyway?!
--->'''Jewel''': Birds need to fly!
--->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Jewel would be bird-tastic at CinemaSins!]]
* This bit:
--->'''Rafael''': What's going on down there?!
--->'''Jeremy''': Apparently animated antics that will help this movie gross- [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer 484 MILLION DOLLARS?!]] F*ck everything.
* Jeremy finds himself unexpectedly turned on by the romance scenes between Rafael and Eva.
* This bit:
--->'''Nico''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Baby got beak!]]
--->'''Jeremy''': [[SuddenlyShouting Every time I convince myself that this movie is leaps and bounds better than the standard animated fare, a line like this slaps me back to reality.]]
* When Nico and Pedro begin playing the drums, Jeremy wonders if [[CrossesTheLineTwice they're going to start a Matrix Reloaded-esque orgy.]]
* This:
--->'''Blu''': EVERY SONG SOUNDS THE SAME! TICO-TACO YA YA YA! TACO-TICO YA YA YA!
--->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat PitchFork.]]
* "Holy sh*t, did they adopt Fernando?! This sh*t's more messed up than the ending of Face/Off!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves'']]
* [[Music/BonJovi "He's an outlaw. On a sheriffs horse he rides. Robin's wanted...]] '''''WANTED!''''' Dead Or Alive!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Robocop'']]
* In the ''What's The Damage'' video of this film, "Three Jars of Mush" (Baby Food) is worth "$0.00".
* Jeremy points out the huge violation of safe firearm handling, wondering why Omni-Consumer Products would allow the Ed-209 police bot, to be [[ArtisticLicenceGunSafety demonstrated with real bullets.]]
* This:
-->'''Alex Murphy''': "Dead or alive, you are coming with me."
-->'''Jeremy''': It's too bad this guy doesn't have his dick out so that he can escape the situation.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Rock'']]
* Jeremy gets tired of the car chase cliches awfully fast.
-->'''Jeremy''': Slow old lady crossing the street clic- you know what, f*ck you, movie. ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Room'']]
* '''The father''' (Written by Tommy Wiseau), '''The son''' (Produced by Tommy Wiseau) '''and the holy ghost''' (Directed by Tommy Wiseau).
* "You are tearing me apart, Lisa!"
-->'''Jeremy:''' There's nothing wrong with this scene, [[SoBadItsGood this is gold]]. (no ding)
* "Tommy Wiseau reads lines HE WROTE like he doesn't understand them." (plays a clip of Tommy Wiseau delivering his lines poorly)
* "Navel f*cking."
* "Lisa grows a vagina in her hip."
* Repeatedly "Lisa has a vagina on/in her [insert some place on body]" (see entry above). Culminating in that when the verdict for the movie is given, it is "Lisa's Vagina".
* Concerning Denny.
-->'''Denny:''' ...Can I kiss you? (talking to Lisa)
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t, Denny is a creepy bastard. (ding)
-->'''Denny:''' I was just kidding! I love you and Johnny!
-->'''Jeremy:''' HOLY SH*T, Denny is a creepy bastard! (ding)
* This line between Denny and Lisa's mom
-->'''Denny:''' I also need a cup of flour and a half-a-stick of butter.
-->'''Lisa's Mom:''' Doesn't your home have a kitchen?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Don't your breasts have cancer?
* This gold:
--> A guy we haven't seen before in the film enters the scene.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Who the f*ck is this guy? (ding)
--> '''Michelle:''' You have got to be honest with Johnny.
--> '''Same guy from previous sin:''' I agree with that.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Who THE F*CK is ''this guy?!''
* When Johnny kills himself: "This should have been done before the script was written".
* The movie prompted 3 {{Bonus Round}}s during the sins video: All the "Oh, Hi"'s, every-time Lisa stated "She's in love with Mark, not Johnny" and every time the characters tossed a football. Before the sentence was revealed, another one for Johnny laughing appeared. And the sentence was "A black hole caused by a parallel universe (Lisa's vagina)".
* The very fact that the movie reached ''1 billion'' sins (the first to do so).
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Running Man'']]
* As Amber and her coworker Amy are standing in the hall, they spot the believed-to-be-dangerous Ben Richards walking by with several police guards.
-->'''Amy:''' Lucky he didn't kill you too.
-->'''Amy:''' Or kill you and rape you.
-->'''Amy:''' Or rape you and kill you.
** It's the actress' off-putting delivery that sells it. Throughout the whole thing she seems to grow increasingly interested in the idea of her coworker, or anyone else for that matter, being a part of this rape/murder fantasy.
-->'''Jeremy:''' This woman seems to find rape appealing.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''San Andreas'']]
* Jeremy calls out a guy for thinking holding The Rock at gunpoint is a good idea.
* "Objects in mirror may be more divorced than they appear."
* In response to an establishing shot of a skyscraper.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Trump.]] (ding)
* Jeremy makes a RunningGag out of denouncing that The Rock's character (a Los Angeles rescue operator that was ordered to go to Nevada to help with the damages of an earlier earthquake but decides to go help his family instead when the disaster becomes worse) is pretty much a horrible character for his ProtagonistCenteredMorality.
** In fact, he also notes this later on with this exchange:
-->'''Emma''': Everything okay?
-->'''Jeremy''': Just thinking about all those dying Los Angeles citizens I abandoned -- with city property -- to come save your ass. I really made a moral misstep!! (ding)
* Jeremy continuously criticizing how electricity, mobile phones and [=WiFi=] are still working perfectly during and after huge earthquakes.
* "Look at the heels! [[Film/JurassicPark Claire Dearing]] can't hold a candle to Emma Gaines."
* "Die, humans... DIE, [[EvilLaugh ha ha ha ha ha]]."
* "[[UpToEleven This movie should have been called "It's so Goddamn Lucky Any of Our Main Characters Survive This Biblical Sh*t."]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Santa Clause'']]
* At the Walt Disney Pictures logo:
-->'''Jeremy''': Ah, remember when Disney didn't try to blow themselves during each [[LogoJoke opening logo]]? Nowadays, they'd put the castle in the North Pole with hot rods and calenders of women in bikinis to appeal to Tim Allen's demographic.
* At the opening credits sequence:
-->'''Jeremy''': Just in case the TITLE OF THE FILM didn't give it away, movie hits the audience over the head with Christmas so hard, we're all gonna need eggnog ice packs.
* "Just three years prior, Judge Reinhold would have probably been the lead in this film. Now he's playing second fiddle to the f*cking guy from Home Improvement. And THAT is the inspiration juice behind this sarcastic wave."
* This bit:
-->'''Scott''': Ah, yes, Christmas at the pound!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SarcasmMode Remember how charming Tim Allen was back in the day?]] Aside from Buzz Lightyear, this was literally every f*cking character he played: a crass dickhead who said what he wanted and thinks he's super funny and eventually turns out to have a heart.
* "I really want to say that Liar Liar was a ripoff of this movie, but Liar Liar is a much better film than this. So I choose to believe that Liar Liar was in development for many years and this movie ripped it off."
* Jeremy points out a Denny's product placement and then hopes that they didn't [[TakeThat cater the set]]:
-->'''Jeremy''': Moons Over My Hammy is literally the gift that keeps on giving.
* After Scott kills Santa Claus, Jeremy is disappointed to find out that the movie doesn't become a [[GenreShift horror film instead.]]
* This:
-->'''Charlie''': You got him!
-->'''Jeremy''': Man, Charlie is showing some disturbing bloodlust at such an early age!
* At a fart joke:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[Literature/TwasTheNightBeforeChristmas Twas the night before Christmas]], and the [[ActorAllusion Man Standing Last]]/Was convinced to play Santa by a rogue reindeer's gas.
** Jeremy later adds 15 sins as a penalty for a second fart joke.
* "[[SpecialEffectsFailure What the f*ck is up with these effects?!]] You might say, "hey, it's 1994" but I'll retaliate by saying that Jurassic Park and T2 both came out earlier than this movie so f*ck off."
* Jeremy notices a "save the rainforest" poster, leading to:
-->'''Jeremy''': Hey, remember all the "save the rainforest" thing in the 90's? [[BlackComedy Do we still have a rainforest? Did Ferngully and Medicine Man make it all good?]]
* The RunningGag about Scott never delivering all of the Christmas presents on his first night as Santa, with the list of countries skipped over getting longer and longer each time.
* This:
-->'''Scott''': Ho ho ho!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SarcasmMode Wow, Tim Allen just disappears into this role, doesn't he?! First time I saw this movie, I though Scott was played by Alan Rickman!]]
* Jeremy questions what would happen if a woman or a child killed Santa, then realises that he's "spending more time thinking about this movie than anybody working on it, who were probably busy handling their giant cocaine piles".
* When Scott puts on a toolbelt:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Tim the tool, man.]]
* Jeremy almost removes a sin for Mary Gross's performance as the schoolteacher, but then he claims "I don't want to be the guy that removed a sin off F*CKING SANTA CLAUSE."
* "Was this look ultra-popular in 1994, or is it pure coincidence that Wendy Crewman is dressed exactly like Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction?" Made even funnier by the video showing a clip of Mia Wallace [[CrossesTheLineTwice snorting cocaine]] side-by-side with the movie.
* [[WaxingLyrical He's making his boss pissed, he's checking his price, he's gonna find out who's the fraudulent type, Santa Scott, he sucks with this croooooooooooowd!]]
* This:
-->'''Mr. Whittle''': You look like the Pilsbury Doughboy!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag That's pastrycst.]]
* "This scene could best be described by "peak 90's jeans"."
* [[SarcasmMode Hey, you know what I love with my Christmas movies?! Child custody drama! That's why I always play my copy of Kramer Vs. Kramer every December!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Neal''': Charlie! HE! IS NOT! SANTA!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TheScrappy F*cking Neal.]]
* During a montage of Scott delivering toys to houses:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Chinese checkers.]]
* This:
-->'''Laura''': I want you to come and see Charlie as often as you can. *burns court papers*
-->'''Jeremy''': Because THAT'S how the legal system works.
* The sentence? "Santa Clause 4: [[GeniusBonus Krampus VS. Belsnickle]]".
* One of the outtakes plays Statler and Waldorf over a shot of a Punch and Judy show.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''School of Rock'']]
* When Dewey crowdsurfs and fails:
-->'''Jeremy''': All his ribs survive this.
* Jeremy calls Dewey [[InsultToRocks a bigger dick than even Lightning McQueen "and that's saying something!"]]
* At Dewey being kicked out of the band:
-->'''Bandmate''': We're kicking you out.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Hey, I didn't know this was a Pearl Jam biopic!]]
* Immediately followed with:
-->'''Bandmate''': You're an embarrassment!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[WTHCostumingDepartment Guy in THAT shirt has the balls to call someone else an embarrassment.]]
* [[ARareSentence "Movie has time for this Jack Black eyebrow bullsh*t."]]
* This bit:
-->'''Dewey''': I don't want to have to fail you...
-->'''Summer''': I thought you didn't believe in grades.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag This girl IS Cinemasins.]]
* Jeremy points out that the movie's original songs sounds more like insurance commercial jingles and performs one under the score:
-->'''Jeremy''': Liberty. Liberty. Liiiiiiberty. Liberty.
* Jeremy mentions that they considered doing a BonusRound everytime the word "rock" was said but decided against it. So he adds ''86'' sins to the movie instead.
* "This is Dewey's old band and they're going to win the Battle of the Bands WITH A BALLAD. A BALLAD. [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Battle ballad belittles bottled-up bitter backbone that is the basis of better band breakthroughs.]]"
* This:
-->'''Dewey''': All right, let's pray. Dear God of Rock-
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint School prayer.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Scooby-Doo'']]
* Jeremy refers to the jokes in the movie as "a long stretch of fart, butt and poop jokes that would make [[EveryoneHasStandards The Garbage Pail Kids groan]]."
* At a Pamela Anderson cameo:
-->'''Jeremy''': The only way this movie could be more 2002 if it had Mel Gibson, Frankie Muniz and the "Dude You're Getting A Dell" guy make a cameo in this scene too.
* This:
-->'''Shaggy''': It's like a medieval Sizzler!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat A regular Sizzler is also like a medieval Sizzler nowadays.]]
* "Movie predicts the Brent Rambo thumbs up meme several years ahead of time!"
* This exchange:
-->'''Velma''': With every cult, there's always a power hungry person behind it all. A Papa Smurf figure.
-->'''Jeremy''': Wait, so in a world where Mystery Inc is real, WesternAnimation/TheSmurfs are still a cartoon?! What about the Monchichis?! ARE THEY REAL?!
** Made even more funny when you realize [[Creator/HannaBarbera who produced both series]]. And who [[Creator/RajaGosnell directed]] the live-action films.
* Jeremy declares the secret passages in the castle to be "balderdash, poppycock and indeed, tommyrot!"
* "[[Creator/SarahMichelleGellar Daphne]] [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer the Vampire]] [[ActorAllusion Slayer]]."
* When [[TheScrappy Scrappy-Doo]] makes his first appearance, Jeremy lets out a ClusterFBomb.
** Adding onto this, one of the outtakes plays audio of the "[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show]]" over Scrappy.
* "[[TakeThat The scariest part of this theme park so far has been Sugar Ray.]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Seven'']]
* The RunningGag about the constant rain throughout the movie.
* Jeremy somehow manages to compare John Doe's "We see a sin on every street corner" rant to the Fast and the Furious movies.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Shaft'' (2000)]]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat This movie exists.]]
* "Roughly 61% of this movie is comprised of sexy and overdramatic glaring."
* At the first appearance of Walter Wade:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Discount Christian Ba-]] [[SuddenlyShouting HOLY SH*T, IS THAT THE REAL CHRISTAIN BALE?! IN SHAFT?!]]
* Immediately after:
-->'''Walter''': I was just razzing that guy. He couldn't take a joke.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[OohMeAccentsSlipping Or that terrible New York accent, from what I hear.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Shaft''': This is Shaft.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll cred-]]
-->'''Voice''': [[Film/Shaft Shut yo mouth!]]
* Jeremy is creeped out at Vanessa Williams' eyes and decides to add a sin because of that.
* This:
-->'''Shaft''': Everybody freeze!
-->'''Jeremy''': Did he actually think that would work?! This isn't the raid in Christmas Vacation!
* At one point, Jeremy surmises that John Shaft II is actually [[CanonWelding Jules Winfeld living under a diffeent name.]]
-->'''Jeremy''': He's even got the weird facial hair and everything!
* This bit:
-->'''Shaft''': April Fool's, motherf*cker.
-->'''Jeremy''': It makes you wonder how far they had to go to get this line. I guess "It's Washington's Birthday, motherf*cker" or "Happy Arbor Day, motherf*cker" were taken.
* This:
-->'''Shaft''': Shut the f*ck up!
-->'''Jeremy''': Look, I obviously don't have a f*cking problem with the word f*ck. But when I can predict 70% of Samuel L Jackson's dialogue...
* Jeremy's mind nearly breaks trying to work out whether the movie is a reboot or a remake when Richard Roundtree's Shaft shows up as a character. He then remarks that [[TemptingFate no one would be dumb enough to try that again.]]
* At Walter [[GroinAttack punches a fellow prisoner in the balls]]:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ActorAllusion I'm rack-man.]]
* When Shaft is interrogating a suspect:
-->'''Shaft''': What's my name? WHAT'S MY NAME?!
-->'''Jeremy''': "What ain't no country I ever heard from! They speak English in What?!"
* "No one will be seated for the Peoples takes a sh*t segment of the movie. Except for, you know, him."
* When Shaft and Raasan argue about the pronuncation of "Palmenari", Jeremy notes that [[SelfDeprecation "the movie somehow spliced an arguement between Chris and Jeremy about the narration of a CinemaSins video in it!"]]
* When Peoples pushes Walter out of a window:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SpecialEffectsFailure Does Hershey make the windows in this universe?!]]
* Jeremy gets sick of Shaft never having to reload his gun and adds a sin "for every bullet in his magic handgun." [[UpToEleven Over 50 sins get added.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Shallows'']]
* When Nancy is stranded in the middle of the ocean after a shark attack:
-->'''Nancy''': OH GOD, SOMEBODY HELP ME!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[Series/ArrestedDevelopment And that's why you always leave a note!]] ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Shape of Water'']]
* During the opening narration, we get:
-->'''Giles''': And the monster who tried destroying it all.
-->'''Jeremy''': Let me guess, the monster is Michael Shannon, because his name showed up when you said that.
* When Michael Shannon first shows up:
-->'''Jeremy''': Gah! Sudden General Zod!
* When Richard Strickland zips/unzips his pants in the urinal while Elisa and Zelda observe:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[GeniusBonus Lyndon Johnson.]]
* This exchange:
-->'''Zelda''': Elisa! What were you doing in there?!
-->'''Jeremy''': Maybe this is sign language for "Oh, you know, just casually interacting with an incredibly valuable, violent and otherwise unguarded fish god. How are you?"
* Jeremy is completely dumbfounded at the idea of using a South American fish man to win the Space Race against the USSR.
* When Strickland is hitting on Elisa:
-->'''Strickland:''' I don't mind that you can't speak, either. It kind of gets me going.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat James Toback]].
* When Zelda asks Elisa about the Fish-Man's anatomy:
-->'''Zelda:''' Does he have a...?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Meanwhile...speaking of Free Willy...
* This bit:
-->'''Dimitri''': We don't need to learn. We need Americans not to learn.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Betsy DeVos.]]
* Jeremy comes up with a conspiracy theory that, ever since Gone With The Wind, Hollywood has been trying to get a amphibian-human romance on screen and have it win Best Picture. This movie is the result.
** He also notes that the sex scenes are exactly the same as Film/ColorOfNight.
* During Elisa's fantasy of dancing with the Fish-Man:
-->'''Jeremy''': Back in the 60s, Broadway was not ready for "Big Dick Fish Man" and it closed after one performance. Those Philistines.
* Jeremy notes that the police do nothing upon seeing a violent murder "[[TakeThat just like in the real Baltimore!]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Shining'']]
* Instead of the usual sin counter, the sins are tallyed up by [[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey HAL 9000]] just for this video.
** Even [[EvenEvilHasStandards HAL 9000 removes 5 sins from the beginning of the movie for them doing it.]]
* Jeremy's comments on Jack Nicholson's performance:
-->'''Jeremy:''' It's like Kubrick told Nicholson to be about 85% more Jack-y.
* This bit:
-->'''Halloran:''' How about some ice cream, doc?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun What a Dick move.]]
* This:
-->'''Halloran:''' My grandmother and I could hold entire conversations without even speaking! We called it "shining"!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Rollllllll Johnnies!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Wendy:''' Loser has to keep America clean!
-->'''Danny:''' OK. You're going to lose!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat How the EPA was formed!]]
* During the [[MemeticMutation famous Grady twins scene]]:
-->'''Grady Twins:''' Come and play with us. Come and play with us, Danny.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Peer pressure.]]
* This:
-->'''Jack Torrance:''' I thought I killed you. You and Danny. I...chopped you up into little pieces!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I know the marriage counselor said to share your feelings, but this is a little much.
* This bit:
-->'''Jack Torrance:''' I'd sell my goddamn soul for a glass of beer!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hey, that's ACTUAL sins!
* When Tony takes over Danny:
-->'''Danny:''' Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Film/Ghostbusters1984 There is no Danny, only Zuul.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Mr. Grady:''' We are very disappointed that you have yet to conduct the...business we discussed, Mr. Torrance.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ARareSentence Murder-Shaming.]]
* During the [[MemeticMutation movie's most famous scene]]:
-->'''Jack Torrance:''' HERE'S JOHNNY!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Taking Carson's name in vain!
* Jeremy's reaction to the scene with the bear-man:
-->'''Jeremy:''' A ghost furry giving a ghost man a ghost blowjob isn't evil at all!
* At the blood coming out of the elevators:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Don't worry, that'll wash out. It won't stain the marble.]]
* Jeremy adds a sin at the end for [[TakeThat "no CGI topiary animals"]] before admitting he was kidding and takes it back.
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Halloran:''' We got dried peaches, dried apricots...
-->'''Bubba:''' [[Film/ForrestGump Shrimp stew, shrimp scampi...]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Showgirls'']]
* The various reactions to the LesYay.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Please god say yes.
** For the final scene where Cristal requests a kiss from Nomi, Jeremy is baffled that it actually happened, so he deducts a sin.
* During some of the more explicit scenes, they have to resort to putting [[GagCensor a picture of the Easter Bunny over the frame]] so they can even ''talk'' about it. They even lampshade this later.
--> '''Nomi:''' I didn't f*ck anybody...
--> '''Jeremy:''' Um... our Easter Bunny disagrees. ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Signs'']]
* "The aliens have the same weakness as [[ShapedLikeItself the aliens in Signs]]."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Silence of the Lambs'']]
* The video title: "Everything Wrong with The Silence of the Lambs With A Side of Fava Beans".
* At the MGM logo:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Wait, "Lions before Lambs"?! I must be watching the wrong sheep movie.
* Jeremy points out an extra that [[FailedASpotCheck looks directly into the camera in the opening credits.]]
* This bit:
--> '''Clarice:''' Is there a chance Lecter might be related to Buffalo Bill?
--> '''Crawford:''' I wish there were. I want your full attention, Starling.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Movie had a chance to answer why this was so urgent and [[SuddenlyShouting GODDAMN FAILS.]]
* When Clarice meets with Hannibal:
--> '''Hannibal:''' And that accent you've tried to desperately shed; pure West Virgina.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Wait, Clarice's current accent is what happened when she tried to SHED IT?! Holy sh*t, she must have sounded like [[TheUnintelligible Boomhauer]] before all that work!
* Jeremy's reaction to the [[MemeticMutation famous line]]:
--> '''Hannibal:''' I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Man, Italy would have had Hannibal deported if they heard him [[AcCENTUponTheWrongSylLABle pronounce Chianti this way.]]
* Jeremy refuses to show Multiple Migg's semen-throwing but mentions that he does it "with an accuracy that porn stars would be impressed with!"
* When Clarice goes to the Your Self storage facility:
--> '''Jeremy:''' I guess considering the storage facility's name, [[IncrediblyLamePun Clarice is jacking Your Self off.]]
* Jeremy notes some missing text on a file:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Apparently, the missing victim Frederica Bimmel lived on "143 Maple" and didn't have a Social Security Number. It's amazing that anyone even knows her name!
* This:
--> '''Hannibal:''' Quid Pro Quo. I tell you things, you tell me things.
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Official United States policy.]]
* This bit:
--> '''Buffalo Bill:''' It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!
--> '''Jeremy:''' Buffalo Bill is one of the most scruplious serial killers in movie history but... he uses a f*cking common garden hose to punish his victims?!
* When Hannibal makes his escape:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Wow, it's almost like there should have been more than 2 cops to deal with the most dangerous murderer on the planet.
* This bit:
--> '''Buffalo Bill:''' Would you f*ck me? I'd f*ck me.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Wow! [[ComicallyMissingthePoint That's MY daily affirmation too!]]
* This:
--> '''Buffalo Bill:''' YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PAIN IS!
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[ContinuityNod F*ck you, dude! I sinned "Pete's Dragon" and lived!]]
* This bit:
--> '''Clarice:''' FBI! Are you safe?
--> '''Jeremy:''' I'll shut up and let Catherine take this one-
--> '''Catherine:''' Shut the f*ck up and get me out of here!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Sin City'']]
* The narrator [[Awesome/CinemaSinsAbsolved takes off several sins]] for Carla Gugino strutting around naked, then sins the movie for trying to [[DistractedByTheSexy distract him]].
* This part.
-->'''Roark, Jr. (planning to kill Nancy)''': Here it comes...it's gonna hurt...
-->'''Jeremy:''' ''DO IT ALREADY!''
* The opening of ''That Yellow Bastard''.
--> '''Hartigan:''' Just one hour to go. I'm on the last day of the job.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Someone recorded Creator/BruceWillis saying this in his dressing room and it made the final cut.
* When Marv saws off Kevin's arms and legs.
--> Man, Creator/ElijahWood took the method acting way too far to become Frodo.
** And when Kevin first shows up...
--->With Elijah Wood in the movie, and Creator/BruceWillis narrating everything, I swear I'm watching [[DarkerAndEdgier a twisted sequel]] to ''Film/{{North}}''.
* "Shot and Cut by Robert Rodriguez."
-->'''Jeremy:''' Somewhere there's a murder victim who could claim the same thing, probably from some other Robert Rodriguez.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Sinister'']]
* "Step one: put your kid in a box. Step two: [[Music/TheLonelyIsland cut a hole in the box]]." ''*ding*''
* After one last [[JumpScare jump scare]] from [[SeriesMascot Mr. Boogie.]]
--> '''Jeremy:''' F*ck you. Seriously. ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Skyscraper'']]
* Even the video description rips on the movie:
--> '''Video Description''' You know how sometimes you see a movie that is so bad you think there could never be a worse movie? Well you're wrong, because Skyscraper exists, and it's the worst worse movie I ever worsed.
* When a hostage turns around to reveal he's holding a kid:
--> '''Jeremy:''' How the f*ck did no one see this kid before this guy turned around like that? Was he tiny and grew really quickly? Is he part sea monkey? IS HE PART SEA MONKEY?!
* This:
--> '''Kidnapper:''' Do you really want it to end like this?!
--> '''Jeremy:''' I do!
* Jeremy immediately calls out the titular skyscraper's design, referring to it as "a snake eating a tennis ball."
* Jeremy nearly loses it over the "30-story park" in the movie several times throughout the video.
* "This may be the dumbest thing I've watched all year and [[ContinuityNod I saw a f*cking garden gnome movie]]!"
* This bit:
--> '''Sawyer:''' I haven't touched a gun in 10 years.
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Its important that The Rock plays characters who don't believe in violence.]]
* "F*cking [[TheScrappy Henry.]]"
* When Sawyer beats a goon with his prostethic leg:
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun I guess some people will do anything to get a leg up on the competition!]]
* Jeremy eventually gives up after Xia shoots one of her henchmen:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Man, I don't even know anymore if this movie even wants to make sense and I'd like to leave now.
* This:
--> '''Sarah:''' Come on, keep up! Don't stop!
--> '''Jeremy:''' WHY THE F*CK WOULD THEY STOP?!
* Jeremy notes that the henchmen have such bad aim, even the Stormtroopers would laugh at them.
* [[MundaneMadeAwesome Screwdrivers! Hammers! Vodka! TAPE!!]]
* This bit:
--> '''Sawyer:''' I need you to be brave for me. Can you do that?
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[RealityEnsues Well, dad I have chronic asthma which is only worsened by the smoke and we're 130 stories in the air in a building that's on fire but if you think spouting cliches is going to help...I'm happy to respond in kind.]]
* Jeremy gets so sick of Sawyer surviving all of the impossible stunts, he decides to sin them all in a row. So sins 100 to 116 is "This works." *ding* "This works." *ding* "This works." *[[OverlyLongGag ding]]*
* This:
--> '''Zhao:''' What can we do now?
--> '''Sawyer:''' Got any duct tape?
--> '''Jeremy:''' Oh, you!
* This bit:
--> '''Policeman:''' GO! GO! GO!
--> '''Jeremy:''' Go. Go. Go.
* Jeremy is so pissed off at the climax of the film, he ends up giving a sin for "every floor of this motherf*cking building" and adds 225 sins.
* At the end of the movie:
--> '''Jeremy:''' I'd remove all the sins if one of the EMTs turned out to be Vin Diesel. OK, I wouldn't do that. But it'll still be better than anything else in this movie!
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Slumdog Millonaire'']]
* Jeremy sins the unique opening title card twice, once for [[RunningGag reading]] and a second time for "''INQUIZATIVE'' reading".
* "Man, this movie Dutch Angles so hard, it might as well be [[TakeThat an Aerosmith video.]]"
* This bit:
--> '''Gangster:''' What the hell would a slumdog know?
--> '''Jeremy:''' Is it...yes, I am being told that this is close enough for a [[RunningGag Roll Credits!]] Congratulations!
* Jeremy's reaction to the scene where Jamal [[{{Squick}} is thrown into a filthy outhouse]]:
--> '''Jeremy:''' No. No. No. Please don't. Oh God. Hell no! No. No. NO! NOOOOOOOO!
** He then gives the movie ''40'' sins for subjecting the audience to that.
* "This movie is 40% running. They should have hired Tom Cruise to direct."
* Jeremy's reaction to [[DevilInPlainSight Maman]]:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Has there EVER been a villian this obvious that they tried painting as a good guy?! Well, except for [[Literature/{{IT}} Pennywise]].
* When the other kids taunt Jamal in the shower:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Coincidentally, "Chillies on his willy" was the name of my Ska/Trash/Steampunk band in college!
* When Jamal makes his escape:
--> '''Kids:''' Run, Jamal, run!
--> '''Jeremy:''' Thank God! It'd been 15 minutes since the last running scene and you know how much I like my running!
* Some of the most biting sarcasm from Jeremy yet over the bleak tone of the movie:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Because this train montage HAS to end in tragedy. God forbid we don't feel joy for more than, like, 6 minutes.
* Jeremy sins the Taj Mahal, then [[ARareSentence realises he sinned the Taj Mahal]].
* When a American tourist couple gives Jamal money, Jeremy is so baffled by the intention of the scene that he neither adds nor subtracts sins from it.
* This bit:
--> '''Mamal:''' You thought you could take my prize FROM ME?!
--> '''Jeremy:''' This evil, child-abuse asshole is sadly correct. We would say he'd be excellent at [=CinemaSins=] but even we [[EverybodyHasStandards aren't evil, child-abusing assholes like this prick.]]
** Later, Jeremy notes that Laitka would be excellent at Cinemasins and "we'd be glad to have her!"
* Jeremy refers to a character throwing water at a TV set as:
--> '''Jeremy:''' I haven't seen someone this mad since [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Chris threw his wallet at the TV during a Nashville Predators game and broke that motherf*cker.]]
* This bit:
--> '''Jamal:''' This is bizarrely probable.
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Yep, that's the highest praise I'll give this movie too.]]
* Jeremy loses it that, after all of the other exposition, the movie [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse never explained ''how'' Jamal got on the game show in the first place.]]
* During the ending dance sequence:
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Jai-NO.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Smallfoot'']]
* The first sin has Jeremy lamenting the overuse of narration in children's films, noting that [[WesternAnimation/SteamboatWillie "Steamboat Willie didn't start with Mickey talking about his universe".]] GilliganCut to a scene depicting [[ManipulativeEditing exactly that in the form of narration placed over the opening shot of the short.]]
* This:
--> '''Migo:''' I guess you could say I'm learning the ropes! And the wheel! And the crank!
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Damn, sounds like the puberty process for Christian Grey!]]
* Jeremy freaks out when he finds out [[ThisIsGonnaSuck the movie is a musical]].
* Jeremy keeps adding more sins to the opening song for every song it rips off.
* "The physics of this plane-insane fails mainly in my brain."
* When Migo and Michee ride on a [[FreudWasRight suspicious looking comet]]:
--> '''Jeremy:''' So he's taking her to Pleasure Town?
* When Migo is caught between 2 rocks:
--> '''Jeremy:''' I bet a lot of parents were shocked when this movie went into 127 Hours territory.
* Jeremy sins [[BitingTheHandHumor the concept of viral videos.]]
* When Percy [[ItMakesSenseInContext runs through a field of videos]], Jeremy is horrified that the movie "has transformed into Emoji Movie 2!"
* Jeremy contemplated doing a BonusRound for every time Migo screams but he decides to just add 20 sins instead.
* When Percy tries uploading a video in the wilderness, only to find it has 28 hours to upload:
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Huh, they have Comcast out in Nepal.]]
* This bit:
--> '''Yeti:''' You call THAT art?!
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat YouTube comment sections.]]
* During the Stonekeeper's song:
--> '''Jeremy:''' This movie is just The Village. The f*cking Village! What sick executive saw The Village and was like "Hey, let's make a kid's movie based on that sh*t!"
* This:
--> '''Migo:''' I was happier when I didn't know about the small-foot.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Hey, so was I! Then Chris put it on the schedule and I was like "what is that" and here we are!
* At a background extra:
--> '''Jeremy:''' The director said [[RunningGag "let's animate you with an apple, so you'll look like an even bigger asshole than you already are with those mutton chops!]]
* Jeremy [[ActuallyPrettyFunny likes a Pac-Man reference]] but still adds a sin because it reminds him how effortless the rest of the movie is.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''The Snowman'']]
* "Luckily, the director's choice to put snoring over the opening credits prepare you for the rest of the movie."
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Come to Oslo, where you can picnic right next to the statue depicting the great circlejerk of 1864.]]"
* This:
-->'''Serial Killer's Letter''': DEAR MR POLICE YOU CAN FREEZE TO DEATH OUT THERE LIKE THAT.
-->'''Jeremy''': Norwegian serial killer would be [[RunningGag excellent at CinemaSins.]]
* This:
-->'''Subtitle''': CITY OF BERGEN
-->'''Jeremy''': OK, so they're in Bergen now. Great.
-->'''Subtitle''': NINE YEARS EARLIER
-->'''Jeremy''': What the hell?!
* This bit:
-->'''Arve''': I went to see the pregnancy doctor.
-->'''Jeremy''': Pregnancy doctor?! What the f*ck?! Is he next door to the teeth doctor and the boo-boos doctor?!
* At a shot of a mangled body lying in the snow:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[Series/GameOfThrones F*cking white walkers.]]
* During a bizarre rock concert spliced in the film:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat People payed money to see this movie.]]
* This exchange:
-->'''Harry''': They found her body in Arendal.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 Arendelle?! Man, I knew Olaf]] had [[DarkerAndEdgier a darker side to him]] but yikes.
* The "Through The Window" bonus round, mostly for the fact that the dings are synced up perfectly to the music in the background.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Snow White and the Huntsman'']]
* The narrator constantly making references to Kristen Stewart's affair with the director, sinning the points in the movie where it's obvious he was just trying to get her more screen time.
* [[RunningGag "Unnecessary orders."]]
* "I have something for what ails you." "Haha, GROSS."
* "Movie asks us to compare the beauty of Kristin Stewart to Charliza freakin' Theron!"
* "Guacamole is not a suitable medical ointment."
* "I'm all out of f*cks to give for that dwarf that danced with Snow white that one time."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Spawn'']]
* The Website/YouTube description gets in on the fun:
-->'''Description''': Even Satan himself is on record saying Spawn has too many sins.
* The first sin of the video?
-->'''Jeremy''': AHH! Hell!
* At a location title:
-->'''Subtitle''': Military Air Base: Hong Kong
-->'''Jeremy''': You know, it's on Main Street in Genericsville somewhere near the Unspecific Ocean.
* During the unique opening credit sequence:
-->'''Jeremy''': The Fire Tornado Metal Opening Credits of Hate made me throw up three times but it's ALSO the new name of my band so...
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Casual tarantula fun.]]
* After The Violator makes a fart joke, Jeremy is so pissed that he adds [[UpToEleven more than 2500 sins.]]
* This bit:
-->'''The Violator''': Just think of me as a guardian angel.
-->'''Jeremy''': OK, as long as we don't have to think of you as Luigi.
* One of the funniest sins ever:
-->'''Spawn''': What...is...this?!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas I've got to know! I've got to know! What is this place that I have found?! WHAT...IS...THIS?!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Spawn''': YOU SENT ME TO HELL, JASON!
-->'''Jeremy''': Movie subliminally advertises Jason Goes to Hell 4 years after it came out.
** Much later, we get:
-->'''Spawn''': SEE YOU IN HELL, JASON!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[BrickJoke Movie subliminally advertises Jason Goes to Hell 4 years after it came out.]]
* This:
-->'''Satan''': When you defeat Spawn, the virus will be released, allowing my armies to rule over the world!
-->'''Jeremy''': True or false: did you or did you not overly complicate this plan?!
* When The Violator and Spawn have a fight scene:
-->'''The Violator''': I'm gonna cut you into 50 pieces! Then, I'm gonna mail each piece to every state!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Oh no! The mailing's the worst part!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Spawn''': PUT DOWN MY DOG! NOW!
-->'''Jeremy''': Movie unintentionally inspires the John Wick series.
* At The Violator doing pelvic thrusts:
-->'''Jeremy''': How the f*ck did John Leguzamo's career survive both this AND The Pest in 1997?
* Jeremy adds 10,000 sins for the [[SpecialEffectFailure awful CGI]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Strangers'']]
* At the beginning, we get this:
-->'''Title Card''': According to the FBI, there are an estimated 1.4 million violent crimes committed in America each year.
-->'''Jeremy''': And at least 37% of them are mask based, as you are about to see here.
* "How do these assholes NOT know they're in a horror movie? [[GenreBlind Having sex in a secluded location with no security system?!]]"
* The RunningGag about how the couple leaves the ice cream out to melt, to Jeremy's dismay.
* "Movie answers the important question about whatever happened to [[GeniusBonus The Unknown Comic.]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Super 8'']]
* When the special effects kid causes a firecracker to blow up:
-->'''Jeremy''': Creator/MichaelBay. ''*ding*''
* Upon seeing the military approach the trainwreck site, Jeremy believes that they are the military from ''Film/{{ET|TheExtraTerrestrial}}'', having [[NoFourthWall expanded their search to the point of entering other movies]].
* "[[RunningGag Whoever this kid is would be excellent at CinemaSins.]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Super Mario Bros.'']]
* "WHAT THE F*CK GODDAMN PIECE OF SH*T FEVER DREAM OF A MOVIE AM I WATCHING?!?! *''bang!''* Sorry, I just shot my television. Can someone tell me now this thing ends?" ''*ding*''
* The RunningGag about how it's the most infamous Hollywood BoxOfficeBomb of summer 1993 and how it had next to no audience, culminating in a crack about "a stupid-ass [[TheStinger end-credits scene]] with Iggy and Spike that absolutely no one saw in the pre-[[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse Marvel Studios]] era. Hell, I doubt even the ushers saw this because they were able to clean the auditorium so quickly."
* The narrator constantly yelling about the movie's stupidity.
* During the scene when Mario and Luigi get arrested:
-->'''Mario''': I'm getting arrested for being a plumber!\\
'''Jeremy''': That's plumbist. ''*ding*''
* When Koopa grabs a de-evolution (or "Devo" gun for short) gun from one of his Goomba minions to try to de-evolve Mario into a monkey, but due to Mario dodging out of the way, [[KickTheSonOfABitch he ends up de-evolving Scapelli instead]]...
-->'''Koopa''': Give me that devo gun!
-->'''Jeremy''': Devo guns turn humans into apes, instead of making them [[Music/{{Devo}} "whip it"]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Titanic'' (1997)]]
* After Old Rose drops the Heart of the Ocean into the sea:
--> Now this is a great way to end a story. But in real life? F*ck that old lady. If she doesn't want the money, surely her granddaughter could have used it. Or starving children in Africa. Or me. ''*ding*''
* "Even in death, this guy is a doorman." ''*ding*''
* The April Fools "What's The Damage" bonus. Lasts 22 seconds, the remaining ten and a half minutes is just filler.
* On the infamous nude drawing scene:
--> Scene contained nudity, [[RunningGag but no lap dance]].
* The video featured a bonus round consisting of Jack and Rose say either their name or the other's name. The funny comes from the backing music: the music used in the underwater levels in ''[[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros1 Super Mario Bros]]''.
* When Jack and Fabrizio win their tickets:
-->'''Fabrizio''': I'm going to America.
-->'''Jeremy''': Discount Actual Italian Person. ''*ding*'' Also, I can only assume that somewhere in the deleted scenes is the rest of this clip, because he surely followed that up with "That's a spicy meat-a-ball-a". ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Tomb Raider'' (2018)]]
* Jeremy is annoyed that the treasure is buried in a mountain and wishes that it would be buried "in a more fun location- like a Texan brothel." He then suggests a crossover between this movie and Best Little Whorehouse of Texas.
* This bit:
-->'''Richard:''' I have to get there before anyone else does.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat So I can write "first" on it before any of the other n00bs do!]]
* During a boxing scene:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Million Dollar Baby 2: The Lara Croft-ening.
* During a scene where Lara rides a bike, Jeremy wonders if they started the [[ContinuityNod Premium Rush]] expanded universe.
* Jeremy refers to Lara during the bike race as "Cheater, cheater, [[RunningGag apple eater.]]"
* "A good alternate title for the movie would be [[TakeThat "Tomb Raider: First World Problems.]]"
* During a shot of islanders, Jeremy gives them an alternate backstory:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hi. We're the island crew who stands here in the middle of the island in case someone washes ashore so we can conk them on the head. We just love to conk. We almost changed our name to the "Conking Crew" but Jerry here thought it was stupid. F*ck you, Jerry!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Transformers: The Movie'']]
%%No, this doesn't go with the Transformers film series on the Film Series and Franchises page.
* This bit:
-->'''Narrator:''' It is the year [[{{Zeerust}} 2005.]] The treacherous Decepticons have conquered the Autobots' home planet-
-->'''Jeremy:''' There's also this fellow named Music/FiftyCent on the radio who can't stop talking about how many times he's been shot.
* Jeremy's snarking about the title being "''The'' Transformers: The Movie", culminating in:
-->'''Jeremy:''' At one point, this movie's title was "The Transformers: The Movie: [[OddlyNamedSequel2ElectricBoogaloo The Electric Boogaloo]][[ColonCancer :]] [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons The, Bart, The]]."
* Jeremy's [[RunningGag rising irritation]] at all-powerful Unicron's long-distance reliance on minions instead of just getting things done himself. Also, for being a blatant Death Star ripoff.
* His reactions to the [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Dare to be Stupid]] scene.
* The final sin, when Unicron's head floats in outer space:
-->'''Jeremy''' (sounding like he's going to cry): This...is...just like...when I found out that...the Iron Giant was still alive!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Troll 2'']]
* In honor of AprilFoolsDay, Jeremy spends the whole video [[BizarroEpisode knocking sins]] ''[[BizarroEpisode off]]'' [[BizarroEpisode of the tally]]. Until the nonsensical ending of the movie, which he finds so sinful he sins back the ''negative 10,000 sins'' he had withdrawn, ending the count at a nice and round zero. You'd be surprised that Jeremy even had it in him.
** The movie still earns a ''[[RunningGag "That's racist"]]'' sin for Elliot's line, "You trying to turn me into a homo?"
* And then just to really drive it home, the sentence is "Trolled", with [[JustForFun/{{Rickroll}} Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"]] playing in background. Even better, the lines sung are "You know the rules, and so do I".
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''TRON Legacy'']]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Flynn:''' The Grid.
-->'''Jeremy:''' The Narration.
* Followed by a TitleDrop:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll light cycles.]]
* This:
-->'''Flynn:''' There were disc battles and motorcycles made of light! It was amazing!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, as amazing as 1982 could look anyway.
* This bit:
-->'''Newscaster:''' Flynn was best known for creating TRON, the world's greatest video game.
-->'''Jeremy:''' This is a world where VideoGame/CoolSpot never existed.
* Jeremy wondering if it's too soon to take sins off for the music.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is it too soon to take a sin off for the incredible ''Music/DaftPunk'' score? Cause sweet damn, this is good stuff!
* Jeremy calls out the movie for wasting Cillian Murphy.
* "Sam is a [[IncrediblyLamePun disc]] to glass floors."
* Upon seeing the older Flynn:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The curious case of Benjamin Bridges.
* This:
-->'''Sam:''' What happened?
-->'''Flynn:''' CLU happened.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[NamestheSame In the foyer, with the candlestick?]]
* Jeremy deducts a sin for the music, but adds a sin for the actual Daft Punk cameo:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ah, what a couple of punks.
* "[[TheScrappy F*cking Jarvis]]."
* This:
-->'''Castor:''' But we're not here to relive the past!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Actually, that's EXACTLY why you're here.]]
* When Sam tells Flynn about 2010, Jeremy calls out him not mentioning "Robert Patterson and Kristen Stewart's relationship, the beginning of One Direction or Lady Gaga's meat dress. Talk about the important stuff here, man!"
* Jeremy's reaction to the question of what users are good for:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Scarfing down Ho-Hos and Doritos in front of Uncharted for 72 hours straight?]]
* These 2 sins in succession:
-->'''Flynn:''' TRON, what have you become?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat I've been asking myself that question for the last hour and 47 minutes.]]
* Followed with:
-->'''Sam:''' It's over! It's all over!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat In your dreams, Sam.]]
* One of the outtakes plays [[Film/{{Labyrinth}} Magic Dance]] over Castor's dancing.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Twister'']]
* This video contains two separate references to ''Film/{{Sharknado}}'':
** As one tornado appears:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Tornado does not contain sharks. ''*ding*''
** Later, as Jo and Bill drive through a house that has been uprooted by another tornado:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This is where this movie jumped the house. [[JumpingTheShark I mean shark]]. Nado. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Jumped the sharknado]]. ''*ding*''
* Jeremy calls out Bill's uncanny ability to predict tornadoes:
-->'''Bill:''' You can't explain it! You can't predict it!\\
'''Jeremy:''' ''YOU'' CAN!! ''*ding*''
* The tornado research device is called the Dorothy and has an image on it of Dorothy from ''Film/TheWizardOfOz'', prompting Jeremy to remark, "Ha-ha, copyright infringement!"
* Dusty refers to the point where tornadoes can suck you up as [[AccidentalInnuendo "the suck zone"]].
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Every single conversation I ever had with a woman involving the phrase "the suck zone" has ended in a slap in the face, a restraining order, or me sleeping on the couch.]] ''*ding*''
* Jeremy points out that [[ColorCodedForYourConvenience the evil tornado chasers have black trucks]]: "Black trucks, black hearts."
** It leads to this:
--->'''Bill:''' Jonas got himself some corporate sponsors!\\
'''Jeremy:''' Corporate sponsors are bad... [[HypocriticalHumor brought to you by this Dodge I'm driving the whole movie]]. ''*ding*''
* Another set of back-to-back instances: first, Jonas reveals that his tornado research device is called the D.O.T.3.
-->'''Jeremy:''' This is like when Creator/{{Pixar}} and Creator/DreamWorks found out about each other's competing [[WesternAnimation/ABugsLife talking]]-[[WesternAnimation/{{Antz}} ant]] movies. ''*ding*''
** Then Bill accuses Jonas of stealing his design and gets into a fight with him about it.
-->'''Jeremy:''' ''This'' is like whenever Website/{{Facebook}} learns of a new website or app with the word "face" or "book" in the name. ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Unfriended'']]
* At the LogoJoke (the Universal logo buffering), we get:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat With the constant buffering of this logo, it's no surprise this movie was made by Comcast.]]
** Jeremy eventually adds 20 sins for the buffering footage.
* At the teenagers' technological ignorance:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie should really just be called "Helpdesk Ticket: The Movie".
* When the unfriend option appears on Facebook:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Troll credits!
* "[[TheScrappy F*cking Ken.]]"
** Jeremy is [[CrossestheLineTwice actually excited to see Ken's hand in a blender, as it means something interesting happens.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Ken:''' [[BorrowedCatchphrase Obvious troll is obvious.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Unfortunately, Ken would be excellent at Cinemasins.]]
* This:
-->'''Everyone:''' What just happened? What's going on?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat The original tagline for this movie.]]
* Similar to the Paranormal Activity videos, Jeremy gets progressively angrier at the movie's [[LeaveTheCameraRunning cinematography choices.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Us'']]
* After gushing about the attention to detail Jordan Peele puts into the opening shot of the film, Jeremy immediately sins it for [[FelonyMisdemeanor having the wrong VHS copy of C.H.U.D.]] in the frame.
* At the same opening shot:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[InsulttoRocks This opening shot has more 80's references than an episode of The Goldbergs.]]
* Although praising it at first, Jeremy soon gets sick of all the foreshadowing the movie provides:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is it possible to be both groundbreaking and overly excessive?
* When Jason jump scares his sister:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Kids.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Gabe:''' Why are we even talking about anuses?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SelfDeprecation CinemaSins staff meetings!]]
* Jeremy refers to [[CreepyChild Pluto]] as "Lil Deadpool".
* This bit:
-->'''Jason:''' It's us!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll Rabbits!]]
* This:
-->'''Red:''' The real one met a beautiful husband...but the shadow met Abraham!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Lady, he's standing RIGHT THERE!]]
** Followed with:
-->'''Red:''' The real woman gave birth to a beautiful baby girl...but the shadow GAVE BIRTH TO A MONSTER!
-->'''Jeremy:''' SHE'S STANDING RIGHT THERE!
* This:
-->'''Red:''' Little girl. RUN!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ah, because she's an aspiring runner, right? Movie subscribes to the [[SubvertedCatchphrase Bumblebee School of Athletics that Later Become Important in the Story!]]
* When Abraham lets out a hideous screech while in the water:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Uh...polo!
* After Gabe kills Abraham with a boat motor:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This works.
* When Tex grabs a poker by the sharp edge:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Tex is ''literally'' too dumb to die.
* When Dahlia slices up her face with makeup:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Man, these Joker previews are just getting stranger and stranger.]]
* Jeremy calls out a news cameraman for [[TooDumbtoLive recording his Tethered doppleganger approaching him instead of getting the hell out of there.]]
* At Pluto's death:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Twin Freaks: Walk Fire with Me.]]
* When Adelaie descends down the esclators:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, for being such freaky hell-beasts, the Tethered have some NICE esclators! They're department store quality!
* Jeremy sins ''every single detail'' of why the Tethered's backstory doesn't make sense, one right after the other in rapid fire delivery.
* At shots of the Tethered eating raw rabbit meat:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Considering the food I've eaten at carnivals, raw rabbit doesn't sound too terrible.]]
* The movie ends up with 69 sins, prompting the sin counter to add [[LOL69 Nice]] in parathesis.
* One of the outtakes plays [[Film/MontyPythonandtheHolyGrail "WHAT IS YOUR QUEST?!"]] outside the Vision Quest attraction.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Valentine's Day'']]
* This moment:
-->'''Kid:''' Valentine's Day was a massacre! A bunch of people got shot and then there was a curse placed on the Chicago Cubs.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This checks out.]]
* "Ah, yes. Nothing quite shows today's young lust like playing a Foreigner song from 1984."
* After the second obnoxious cheerleading scene in the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' "Why is this movie over 2 hours long?", you may ask. Well, this scene says "f*ck you, that's why!".
* Near the end:
-->'''Jeremy:''' "Well, at least this movie [[TemptingFate doesn't have one of those dance sequences where everyone has perfect]] [[GilliganCut GOD DAMN IT!]]
* "Ooh, look! This magical swing turns red wine into white wine!"
* The "Valentine's Day" bonus round, where the clips of people saying "Valentine's Day" gets faster and faster until everyone sounds like chipmunks. It ends with Creator/GeorgeLopez irritably saying "I know what day it is!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Venom'']]
* "50 seconds of Sony and Marvel logos, which, incidentally, is my second favorite type of S&M."
* This:
-->'''Title card:''' San Francisco, California
-->'''Jeremy:''' In case you confused it with San Fransokyo, Big Hero 6!
* This bit:
-->'''Eddie Brock:''' I still have that car in New York.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[WaxingLyrical Don't be fooled by that hog that he bought, he's still, he's still Eddie from the Brock.]]
* When Eddie and Anne kiss:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Black valentine.
* This:
-->'''Drake:''' They try to silence those who ask questions but it's really us who are changing the world!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[MemeticMutation Sir, this is a Wendy's.]]
* "Is there a rule that Tom Hardy can only overact in superhero movies? Because I'm [[TakeThat noticing a pattern...]]
* When the Symbiote possessed villager arrives:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Big Riot in Little Malayasia.]]
* This:
-->'''Barfly:''' Aren't you Eddie Brock?!
-->'''Eddie Brock:''' I used to be...
-->'''Jeremy:''' You could legitamitely convince me I'm watching a scene from Anchorman at this point.
* This bit:
-->'''Drake:''' This is day one. First contact.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Actually, it's 6 months later so it's Day 186!
* At the Symbiote oozing off a desk:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SpecialEffectsFailure This is good CGI, right?]] [[ByNoIMeanYes But it's also terrible, right?]]
* This:
-->'''Eddie Brock:''' You need to find yourself another white knight, Mrs. Skirth.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Like Aaron Eckhart. What has he done after Dark Knight besides [[CallBack White Olympus House Has Fallen Down?!]]
* When the Symbiote fuses with Eddie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Tag, you're it!]]
* Jeremy ends up cracking up at the scene of Eddie in the lobster tank and removes a sin for it.
* "[[TakeThat Movie ends up wasting Jenny Slate and THAT is a sin.]]"
* When Eddie and Venom fight Drake's goons in Eddie's apartment:
-->'''Neighbor:''' What the sh*t, man?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat The original tagline for this movie.]]
* "[[SpecialEffectsFailure Look, there's been some decent effects in this movie but this...this is not one of them.]]
* When Venom confronts one of Drake's henchmen:
-->'''Venom:''' Eyes, lungs, pancreas... so many snacks, so little time!
-->'''Jeremy:''' So apparently, when the full Venom is unleashed, he gains an accent that Eddie previously didn't have.
* When the police shoot at Venom after he jumped into the water:
-->'''Jeremy:''' At this point, you're just wasting ammunition!
* During the scene where Venom confronts Eddie:
-->'''Venom:''' I am Venom, and you... are mine.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll Symbiotes!]]
* At a shot of Venom licking his lips:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Gene Simmons, eat your tongue out!
* This bit:
-->'''Drake:''' Where is my symbiote?
-->'''Eddie Brock:''' I don't know!
-->'''Riot:''' WHERE IS HE?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I dunno, but I guess he's on a smoke break with [[TakeThat the guy who was supposed to properly mix the audio!]]
* When Venom confronts Riot:
-->'''Venom:''' We will not let you destroy this world!
-->'''Riot:''' Then you will die!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Yay, a fight between two evenly-matched creatures with whom we have no idea which one will have the upper hand or defeat each other.]] [[TakeThat Also known as the Man of Steel Scenario.]]
* Near the end of the movie:
-->'''Anne:''' I'm sorry about Venom.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, I appreciate it but it's a little too late in the game for apologies, especially since I've sat through nearly the entire thing.
* Jeremy's reaction to the [[MemeticMutation "turd in the wind" line]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Yep, THIS line is what the fanboys' boners raging. Do with that what you will.
* At the end credits scene:
-->'''Cletus Kassidy:''' I'm gonna get out of here and there's gonna be-
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat DOUBLE SKIP!]]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Eddie Brock:''' Maybe you have a brain tumor or something!
-->'''John Kimble:''' [[Film/KindergartenCop It's not a tumor!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Village'']]
* "When Sigourney Weaver gets 4th billing and William Hurt gets 5th billing, you done f*cked up, no matter who the first three are."
* Jeremy refers to the movie as "The [[Series/{{LOST}} Smoke Monster]] on [[Series/LittleHouseOnThePrairie The Praire]]."
* This bit:
-->'''Villager:''' Who came upon this?
-->'''Jeremy:''' That's funny, my college girlfriend said the same thing when I...
** Later on:
-->'''August:''' You may try to run from sorrow...but sorrow will find you. As we have...
-->'''Jeremy''' [[BrickJoke That's funny, my college girlfriend said the same thing when I...]]
* During the elders speech:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Make The Village Great Again.]]
* At a second shot of a [[NauseaFuel rotting dog carcass]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie seems to really hate dogs.
* Upon hearing the phrase "Berries of the Bad Color", Jeremy defines it as follows:
-->'''Jeremy:''' A new nickname for bruised testicles, the name of my new Grunge revival band, [[CallBack another popular spicy Albanian cola]] and the title of an unauthorized autobiography of The Cranberries.
* At one point, when the movie cuts jarringly, Jeremy wonders if "the projectionist skipped a reel".
* "[[TakeThat If you took out all the pauses in the conversations, you'd be left with 20 minutes of movie.]]"
* Jeremy wonders why [[SarcasmMode he doesn't see more cosplays of Those We Do Not Speak Of at Comic-Con.]]
* When Lucius saves Ivy from Those We Do Not Speak Of:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Deux-Ex [[IncrediblyLamePun Joanqu-nia.]]
* When Ivy talks about her relationship:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This goes on for some time. [[TakeThat This goes on for SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much time.]]
** Later on, during the wedding dance:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This ALSO goes on for way too much time!
* When the villagers return from the wedding at night brandishing lanterns:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This is basically the "here we are, please come and eat us" highway.
* This bit:
-->'''Villager:''' How could you have sent her away? She's blind!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I said this ages ago, lady, so your [=CinemaSins=] audition is a wasted effort.+
* When Ivy stumbles her way to the exterior:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Worst. Bird Box Challenge. EVER.
* Jeremy points out every single reason why the famous twist doesn't work, adding ''50'' sins for all of them.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Volcano'']]
* The earthquake in the hospital:
-->'''Nurse:''' I hate it when that happens.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Not me, I love earthquakes, especially in hospitals. ''*ding*''
* During the scene where a worker gets burned badly by volcanic gas, albeit on only one side of his face, Jeremy compares this scene to "a supervillain origin story".
** "Also, Tommy Lee Jones let someone else play Two-Face in this scene." ''*ding*''
* Jeremy thinks that Mike's BigOlUnibrow [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment is uni]].
* Jeremy calls out Amy's lecture to Mike about geologic events and magma, when he asks what they both are:
-->'''Amy:''' It takes a geologic event to heat a million gallons of water by six degrees in twelve hours.\\
'''Mike:''' What is a geologic event?\\
'''Jeremy:''' Amy uses the vague term "geologic event" so that Mike can ask what the hell it is, and we can get a lesson on plate tectonics and magma. ''*ding*''\\
'''Amy:''' Magma can find one of those fissures and rise up through it.\\
'''Mike:''' What is magma?\\
'''Jeremy:''' ''(incredulous)'' ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS?! ''*ding*''
* A sin about the noise level of a scene:
--> '''Jeremy''': Not one single person has a f*cking radio in all this mess. How do you coordinate a job like this by yelling, when there's all this hustle and bustle ''(the rest of this sentence is inaudible, but is captioned)'' and all these helicopters flying overhead? ''*ding*''
* Jeremy critiques part of the dialogue thusly:
--> '''Kelly''': Okay, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper.\\
'''Tommy''': I'm not paper, I'm lava. What beats that?\\
'''Kelly''': My dad.\\
'''Jeremy''': Normally, I'd just ding dialogue this bad and move on, but this is so exceptionally terrible that I think I'm gonna have to go the extra step of also saying WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU, HOLLYWOOD?!?!?! ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Warcraft'']]
* Jeremy wonders (apart from the portal being 200 feet high if only people the size of 8-10 feet are going to cross it) if Gul'dan ''needed'' anthropomorphic life, because he thinks perhaps [[StatingTheSimpleSolution breeding a few million orc mice for portal purposes]] would've been better…not that he condones mouse murder, but thinks it would've been easier. Or using plants, even.
* This gem:
-->'''Garona:''' ...For orcs, war solves everything!\\
'''Jeremy:''' Even herpes?
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''What Women Want'']]
* The first sin of the video sets the tone:
-->'''Title Card:''' A FILM BY NANCY MEYERS
-->'''Jeremy:''' What the hell?!
* Jeremy refers to Nick's upbringing as "something [[Literature/OliverTwist Oliver Twist]] would consider to be f*cked up."
* When Nick spanks a girl who just left his bed:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Get ready for TWO HOURS of this sh*t!]]
* At one point, Jeremy considers just letting the movie play without commentary to illustrate his points.
* This bit:
-->'''Darcy:''' What I learned was that any success I had was a direct result of the team of people that I work with.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Regrettably, they did NOT teach me not to end my sentences with a preposition.
* This bit:
-->'''Darcy:''' I came up with the slogan "come see the softer side of Sears"!
-->'''Jeremy:''' HAHAHAHAHAHA! [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece Sears!]]] Ahahahahahahaha!
** Later on, Jeremy also sins eBay for the same reason.
* "This smug motherf*cker owns FIVE umbrellas!"
* "A MAN WAXING HIS BODY HAIR?! [[SarcasmMode How hilarious and original and original and hilarious and original and hilarious."]]
* When Nick electrocutes himself in his bathtub:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Unfortunately, [[TakeThat Nick survives this.]]
** Later on, when Nick gets struck by lightning:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Unfortunately, [[BrickJoke Nick ALSO survives this.]]
* Jeremy calls out the idea of people having insults in their head on the fly, citing [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} George Costanza's Jerk Store line as evidence of the contrary.]]
* The last sin of the movie has Jeremy throw up over Nick and Darcy getting together.
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Nick:''' What do they want?!
-->'''Frank Booth:''' [[Film/BlueVelvet Baby wants to f*ck! Nyahhhh!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Who Framed Roger Rabbit'']]
* Jeremy calls out the depiction of the oven in the opening cartoon.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Irresponsible oven company sells a product with a setting of 'Volcano Heat'.
** Moments later...
-->'''Jeremy:''' This oven has a setting that, when reached, shoots the cooked food out into the kitchen like a missile. That's handy!
* The [[RunningGag "That's racist"]] line is uttered thrice, and all in response to Eddie Valiant's dismissive attitude about Toons. First, is in response to Valiant muttering "Toons" in response to Roger's failed attempts at producing [[CirclingStars stars]] for his cartoon.
** Second, is when Valiant tells the gorilla bouncer at the Ink and Paint Club, "Nice monkey suit."
** Third, is when the gorilla throws Valiant out and Valiant yells at him, "Ooga-booga!", which Jeremy says is "''way'' racist."
* When Mr. Maroon's secretary informs him that Mr. Valiant is here to see him...
-->'''Jeremy:''' Mr. Maroon? Mr. Valiant? Soon to be joined, no doubt, by Mr. Brave, who killed Mr. Innocent in the Kitchen with Mr. Noble's wrench!
* When Maroon tells Valiant that Toons like WesternAnimation/{{Dumbo}} work for peanuts and feeds the flying elephant some actual peanuts, there's this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is this a 'wah-wah', or a 'WTF?', or an 'Oh my god I forgot my medication!'?!
* When WesternAnimation/BettyBoop explains that work was slow since cartoons all went to color, Jeremy is amazed:
-->'''Jeremy:''' "WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse started out in black and white, too, didn't he? And he's color now... is that because of an operation? Why did Betty Boop get left out of the colorization?" ''*ding*'' "Also, this makes me wonder if there are multiple differently-drawn WesternAnimation/BugsBunny and Mickey Mouse characters running around in Toontown. Do they have stolen identity conflicts?" ''*ding*''
* And when [[MsFanservice Jessica Rabbit]] comes onstage for her performance, we get this Sin.
-->Also, movie says it's OK [[PerverseSexualLust to be attracted to cartoons]] and I am OK with that, I am NOT OK with that. Also, [[BlatantLies unrelated]]... I'm wondering if humans can have sex with toons? And what would that be like? Are your genitals covered in paint afterwards?
* During the expositional pan across Valiant's desk, covered in newspaper clippings he had cut himself, Jeremy focuses on one newspaper in particular whose headline reads that WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}} has been cleared of spy charges: "GOOFY, of all people?!?!"
* When the weasels are heard laughing, Jeremy remarks, "Annnd now we know where ''WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}}'' got its hyenas."
* In response to Jessica's famous line, "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way," there's this:
-->"Apparently you weren't drawn at all -- you just came to life and put thousands of animators out of work."
* Sentence: '''[[Film/CoolWorld Cool]] [[TakeThat World]]'''.
** This is accompanied by people chanting [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoaJeXDBfIw "It's all your fault! It's all your fault! It's all your fault!"]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The [=VVitch=]'']]
* Jeremy's inability to actually hear/understand what the characters are saying becomes a RunningGag.
* In one of the outtakes, the scene of Thomasin's family travelling in their cart is cut short by the "you have died of dysentery" game over screen from ''VideoGame/OregonTrail''.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Wicker Man'']]
* When a class of schoolgirls repeat the world "phallic symbol", Jeremy adds 50 sins to cover himself legally.
* Jeremy gives a sin for the bee scene.
* Jeremy [[Awesome/CinemaSinsAbsolved knocks off five sins]] for the scenes in which Nicolas Cage knocks out the women who bother him throughout the movie. Despite that, Jeremy immediately adds ''fifty'' more sins for violence towards women.
* As Edward screams "[[BigNo NO!!!!]]" when Rowan puts down the flaming torch she's been given to light the Wicker Man, resulting in his demise:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Creator/NicolasCage Nicolas]] [[{{Narm}} Cage]]. ''*ding*''
* Jeremy laughing his ass off at the scene where Edward hallucinates that a little girl got run over by a truck... while on a ''ferry''.
* "Mommy, do non-blonde people go to Heaven?" "Of course not, sweetie, now pose for this stock photo."
* The ultimate sentence for the film is [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "The dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you" and we then hear overlaid audio of the Bumblebee Man saying his catchphrase and Homer "fighting off" the bees from his sugar horde.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Wizard of Oz'']]
* One of the stingers: But first, you must prove yourselves worthy... by performing a very small task: [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail "You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH.... A HERRING!"]]
* Another stinger has the Scarecrow give off his triangle speech with audio from a Simpsons episode, complete with "That's a RIGHT triangle ya idiot!' "Doh!"
* "[[TooDumbToLive Why would a witch whose only weakness is water have a bucket of water just lying around in her castle for any reason?]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''[=xXx=]'']]
* Jeremy's growing realization and horror that [=CinemaSins=] ''is'' actually Xander Cage as Cage repeatedly nitpicks and [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] his situation.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''You've Got Mail'']]
* The video is listed as being in [[ProductPlacement AOL minutes]].
* The first sin, during a shot of a 90's desktop:
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[UnintentionalPeriodPiece What is it with movies with computers from 20 years ago that make them feel older than Charlie Chaplin movies?]]
* Jeremy immediately sins [[TakeThat America Online]] as soon as their logo appears.
* At a [[SpecialEffectsFailure poor CGI rendition of New York City]], Jeremy quips that the producers just took the animatic from the movie.
* Jeremy adds a sin for not only making the audience listen to a dial-up connection, he also sins it for showing the connection ''in real time''.
* This bit:
-->'''AOL voice:''' You've got mail.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Scroll credits!]]
* "[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yep. This movie is made up of 70% of people reading/narrating E-mails.]]"
* "Joe's E-mail does not contain a Nigerian prince scam."
* "[[RetroactiveRecognition Holy sh*t! That's Dave Chappelle! In You've Got Mail!]]"
* This:
-->'''Kathleen:''' I just want to get my thoughts out to the cosmic void.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Twitter.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Joe:''' Hello, New Jersey!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Acknowledging New Jersey.]]
* When Kathleen reads to a group of children, Jeremy sins it for [[RunningGag "reading"]].
* This:
-->'''Kathleen:''' What's your name?
-->'''Joe:''' Joe.
-->'''Jeremy:''' This would be a much better movie if Joe had amnesia and forgot about that time [[CanonWelding he went up against a volcano.]]
* Jeremy cracks up at the shot of an extra rotating his head for no reason and zooms in on him.
* At one point, Jeremy becomes so frustrated with the movie's pointless subplots that he ''fast-forwards the movie'' to the part when Joe and Kathleen become a couple.
* This:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Has anyone recut the trailer to this movie to make it look like Joe is stalking Kathleen yet?
* This bit:
-->'''Joe:''' Do you want to have lunch over there? Maybe on Saturday?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ShoutOut Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.]] [[LampshadeHanging See, I can do literary references too!]]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Joe:''' Knock knock.
-->'''Waitress:''' Who's there?
-->'''Carl Hanratty:''' [[Film/CatchMeIfYouCan Go f*ck yourself.]]
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[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder:''8 Mile'']]
* When [[Music/{{Eminem}} Rabbit]] hypes himself up for the rap battle:
-->'''Jeremy''': I know he has to prepare himself for the battle, but this is a little much. [[MemeticMutation We don't even see him eat the spaghetti!]]
* "In a heated contest with Pearl Harbor, Vanilla Sky, Groundhog Day and f*cking Bad Boys II, 8 Mile wins the coveted You-Totally-Forgot-Michael-Shannon-Was-In-This-Movie award."
* This:
-->'''Stephanie''': You're still my little Rabbit.
-->'''Jeremy''': F*ck, EVERYTHING she does is caked with creepiness!
* When we see Rabbit work at a car factory:
-->'''Jeremy''': Come on, movie. [[TakeThat Cars were never made in America.]]
* When Rabbit leans out of a moving car with a gun:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice Discount Ghost Ride The Whip.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Mike''': Take that white-ass sh*t back to 8 Mile!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll...distances??]]
* "I'm guessing the only character trait they listed for Alex was Sex."
* This:
-->'''Papa Doc''': I used to live in a house like this.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You mean a house on fire? That couldn't have been a very stable environment to grow up in.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Rabbit''': Alright, enough of the gay jokes!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Something that Eminem should have told himself years ago.]]
* This:
-->'''Rabbit''': All we ever do is talk sh*t!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SelfDeprecation Eminem would be shockingly excellent at Cinemasins.]]
* "F*ck me, 87% of the second half of this movie is Eminem yelling at people."
* Jeremy refers to the factory sex scene as [[InsultToRocks "the least sexy sex scene since 9 & 1/2 Weeks."]]
* Jeremy admits that he almost did a Bonus Round of "DJ, Spin that sh*t" but couldn't bring himself to do it.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''10 Cloverfield Lane'']]
* In a scene where Michelle is wearing a shirt with the Eiffel Tower.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, the placement of the Eiffel Tower on her--\\
* *smack, smack*\\
'''Jeremy:''' Ow! Ow, I can't help it, it's just refl--\\
* *smack*
* "John Goodman twerking."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''28 Days Later...'']]
* At the OpeningTitles:
-->'''Title''': 28 Days Later...
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Reading? Roll Credits?]] [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Read credits? ROLL READING?!]]
* At the shot of Jim opening his eye:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[GeniusBonus Luis Buñuel's 28 Days Later.]]
*

As Jim drinks a can of Pepsi:
-->'''Jeremy''': Well, if the post-apocalypse informs you of anything, it's who finally won the Cola Wars.
* Jeremy is dismayed at the shot of a abandoned London; not for the zombies but for the [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Big Ben replicas that are scattered all over the ground.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Mark''': He's completely humourless.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThatAudience CinemaSins comment sections!]]
* This:
-->'''Mark''': OK, Jim. Got some bad news...
-->'''Jeremy''': 28 Understatements Later...
* This:
-->'''Selena''': Staying alive is as good as
it gets.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[Music/TheBeeGees It's a good song but I perfer Night Fever or You Should Be Dancing.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Selena''': You seem to be crashing. All we can do is have you take painkillers and pump you full of sugar.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SelfDeprecation Hey, that's how I spend my Tuesday afternoons!]]
* This:
-->'''Jim''': This is a sh*t idea. Know why? Because it's really obviously a sh*t idea!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Jim would be Zombie-tastic at CinemaSins!]]
* At one point, Jeremy gives a sin like a football reference, complete with blowing a whistle.
* "I have to say, the British Highway Service really [[RunningGag earned their paycheck]] by clearing the road both ways!"
* This:
-->'''Major West''': We have warm beds, fresh tea and showers. You look like you could use one.
-->'''Jeremy''': Damn, I don't know if Major West or Danny Boyle [[EvenTheGuysWantHim want to get Jim naked again.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Selena''': It's just...f*ck!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Selena understands the quality of the film from this point forward and reacts accordingly.]]
* "Did I mention that Jim- A BICYCLE COURIER who just woke up from a coma- has suddenly turned into Ninja Rambo?!"
* The sentence: 28 Years Later.
-->'''The Sultan''': [[WesternAnimation/Aladdin But you're so...old!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''47 Metres Down'']]
* At the [[RunningGag opening logos]]:
-->'''Jeremy''': 40 seconds for five studio logos begs the question: how many production companies do you need to make a "woman getting eaten by sharks" movie in 2017?
* During the opening credits:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Several seconds of sunken sullen sunless sandy subterranean seawater.]]
* [[TakeThat A sin is added for Bob and Harvey Weinstein's names in the opening credits.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Lisa''': Everything good I have, I always f*ck it up!
-->'''Jeremy''': Don't be so hard on yourself. [[TakeThat You weren't THAT bad in A Walk to Remember.]]
* Jeremy calls out the movie for being a ripoff of The Shallows.
* This:
-->'''Javier''': Relax. You'll have the time of your life down there.
-->'''Jeremy''': It's just like "Dirty Dancing", only if a shark ate her when someone put Baby in a corner.
* Jeremy ends up hating [[TheScrappy Kate]] so much, he starts rooting for the sharks.
* This bit:
-->'''Kate''': My God. It's huge!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag This is what my college girlfriend used to tell me-]] [[SubvertedCatchphrase about my roommate.]]
* When a shark eats Lisa's camera:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SarcasmMode Huh. I never realised that sharks had a taste for Polaroid.]]
* Jeremy decides to [[RunningGag Roll Credits]] when the shark cage actually descends 47 metres down.
* Jeremy's comments on the cinematography:
-->'''Jeremy''': It's slow sloooooooooooow shots like these that make me think that the director was going for Kubrick but wound up with Manos: The Hands of Fate instead.
* "Movie posits a world where Mandy Moore can't get a date, even for a little while."
* This:
-->'''Lisa''': What would Stuart think if he could see me now?
-->'''Jeremy''': Um...mayday?
* When Javier's corpse floats by:
-->'''Jeremy''': Even in death, Javier was a creeper.
* This:
-->'''Lisa''': We're running out of time!
-->'''Jeremy'''(sounding genuinely annoyed): Yes. We know.
* Jeremy's remarks on Captain Taylor's stiff line delivery:
-->'''Captain Taylor''': They're sending a team that is fully equipped for deep sea rescue. They will be there in an hour.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I was in Full Metal Jacket.]]
* "This shark is basically a post-it note, reminding us that there are sharks in the water."
* At a demonic looking shot of the sharks:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Army of Sharkness.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''A Christmas Carol'' (2010)]]
* During the opening credits:
-->'''Credit''': A FILM BY ROBERT ZEMECKIS
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TemptingFate Oh cool, a movie directed by Robert Zemeckis, a cinematic visionary who's famous for pushing the boundaries of technology. And this is 2010, Avatar just came out so I'm sure that those dead-eyes from the Polar Express will be-]] (the video then cuts to [[GilliganCut the first shot of Scrooge)]] [[UncannyValley Ugghhhhh.]]
* When Scrooge sees children playing:
-->'''Ebenezer Scrooge''': Delinquents.
-->'''Jeremy''': Its "kids", Ebenezer. The sin is "kids".
* This:
-->'''Fred''': Merry Christmas, uncle!
-->'''Ebenezer Scrooge''': Bah! Humbug.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll credits!]] [[SubvertedCatchphrase Hey, wait...]]
* This bit:
-->'''Scrooge''': Let you keep Christmas in your own way, boy, and let me keep it in mine!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Scrooge would later start an early version of Breitbart News.]]
* When Jacob Marley first appears:
-->'''Ebenezer Scrooge''': It's a hoax. It's all a- AHHH!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SarcasmMode In case you thought your traditional holiday entertainment was missing jumpscares.]]
* Jeremy's comments on Jacob Marley's animation:
-->'''Jeremy''': Can there be overacting in animation? Because I think this movie is trying to test it out.
* When the Ghost of Christmas Past appears as a living candle with a flame head:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[CanonWelding It's nice to see Lumiere get work after Beauty and the Beast. I thought that role would get him typecasted.]]
* As Scrooge travels into the past:
-->'''Jeremy''': Flying. Flying. Flying. Excitement?!
* When the Ghost of Christmas Past's face morphs into ones from Scrooge's past:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ComicallyMissingthePoint Wow, Jim Carrey's gotten REALLY good at impressions!]]
* This:
-->'''The Ghost of Christmas Present''': Come in and know me better, man!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice Hey, how'd this movie know about that guy that approached me in the park?!]]
* When The Ghost of Christmas Present flies Scrooge across London:
-->'''Jeremy''': 19th century Google Maps.
* Jeremy is legit scared when the Ghost of Christmas Present disappears by dissolving into a skeleton.
* As Scrooge discovers his own headstone:
-->'''Jeremy''': The most obvious reveal since [[TakeThat it was shown that Nick Fury faked his own death in Captain America: The Winter Soldier.]]
* The final sin:
-->'''Bob Cratchit''': And Scrooge was good to his word. He-
-->'''Jeremy''': SUDDEN FOURTH-WALL BREAKATION!
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Gentleman''': But some may die on this night!
-->'''Scrooge''': [[Film/WillyWonkaandTheChocolateFactory YOU GET '''NOTHING'''! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!]]
* Another outtake plays [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks Grim Grinning Ghosts]] over Jacob Marley.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''The Addams Family'' (1991)]]
* Jeremy thinks the CreatorCameo of the director as a living passenger onboard one of Gomez's toy trains is ActuallyPrettyFunny and clever.
* Jeremy recognizes the child actor who later played the kid from ''Film/JurassicPark'' who was disrespectful to Dr. Grant and nearly gets cut up by the raptor claw. He adds a sin just for the character.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Anyway, here's another sin for that kid from Jurassic Park. What a dick. Actor's probably an OK dude, though.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''After Earth'']]
* The last sin added: a sin is simply added when the credits begin showing "Directed by: Creator/MNightShyamalan".
* In the credits, he dubs in [[Film/GalaxyQuest Guy]] for the scene where the main character removes his mask after the crash.
-->'''Guy''': It's an alien planet! Is there air?! You don't know!
* "But, who is camera?!"
* The ultimate evolution of the "X is a dick to Y" gag:
-->'''Jeremy''': Creator/WillSmith is a dick to the human that came from his dick.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Alita: Battle Angel'']]
* At a shot of a robot eye being torn out:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[GeniusBonus Un Chien Andalou: Battle Angel.]]
* When Alita first opens her eyes:
-->'''Jeremy''': Eh, the eyes are still too big.
* This bit:
-->'''Alita''': What's that?
-->'''Dr. Ido''': Zalem. The last of the great sky cities!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[CanonWelding Especially since Matt Damon's dumbass f*cked everything up back on Elysium in the 22 century.]]
* Jeremy's comments on a robot:
-->'''Jeremy''': Man, [[RunningGag Discount ED-209]] [[SpecialEffectsFailure IS discount!]]
* At an establishing shot of the city:
-->'''Jeremy''': Alita: Blade Runner.
* The RunningGag of Jeremy demanding Dr.Ido and Dr.Chiren to [[RomanticPlotTumor "JUST F*CK ALREADY"]] during their scenes together.
* This bit:
-->'''Romo''': Thank you for leading the girl. That's going to save us some time!
-->'''Jeremy''': Boy, if this guy was copying Heath Ledger's Joker anymore, he'd ask Ido "why so serious".
* This:
-->'''Grewishka''': RIP THAT FLEA!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[{{Narm}} Rip that flea.]]
* Jeremy gets distracted from a sin by a cameo:
-->'''Jeremy''': IS THAT F*CKING [[RunningGag JAI COURTNEY?!]]
* Jeremy turns out to be not such a fan of all the exposition:
-->'''Jeremy''': This is like having someone read a book to you on VHS.
* This:
-->'''Tanji''': Aw, this can't be good.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Thing I said after viewing the trailer of the movie finds its way in the actual movie!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Cyborg''': What kind of screwhead would want to be a bounty hunter?!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Screwhead was my college girlfriend's nickname fo-]]
* This:
-->'''Dr. Chiren''': He doesn't want his eye fixed. He says he likes the pain.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat 22 century Christian Grey.]]
* When Alita watches Hugo sleep:
-->'''Jeremy''': Stalking.
* Telling Hugo about the red flags of having a stalker.
-->'''Alita:''' I'd do whatever I had to for you.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Ah yes, the realization that you've started dating a cyborg killer who will let herself into your apartment through windows whenever she pleases. Start looking for warning flags, Hugo.\\
'''Alita:''' I'd give you my heart. Take it.\\
'''Jeremy:''' That's a flag.\\
'''Alita:''' It's all or nothing with me.\\
'''Jeremy:''' A BIG red one, waving in the breeze!\\
'''Alita:''' That was pretty intense, huh?\\
'''Jeremy:''' F*cking run, dude!
* At [[CrossesTheLineTwice Hugo's death]]:
-->'''Alita''': Noooooooooooooo!\\
'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag No.]]
* The final sin has Jeremy upset that the film never showed a full game of Motorball, instead cutting directly to the end credits.
-->'''Jeremy:''' GODDAMMIT.
* One of the outtakes plays [[VideoGame/MortalKombat Scorpion]] over a Motorball contestant stabbing another one with a hook.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Annihilation'']]
* At the beginning of the film:
-->'''Researcher:''' How long do you think you were inside?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Things my college girlfriend said to me winds up in the screenplay!]]
* "[[SarcasmMode Huh. The splitting of a cell. Wonder if this imagery is important and loaded with symbolism.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Lena:''' All cells originated from an original cell.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun His name was Atom.]]
* At a house being renovated:
-->'''Jeremy:''' No one will be seated during the "movie becomes a Glidden commercial for five minutes" portion of the film.
* The RunningGag of "ways this movie reminds me of Arrival".
* This bit:
-->'''Lena:''' I want to see a lawyer!
-->'''Dr. Ventress:''' You don't get to see a lawyer.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Ladies and gentlemen, the US government!]]
* This:
-->'''Dr. Ventress:''' We have many theories, few facts.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Twitter.]]
* Jeremy's understated reaction to the cinematography:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Not gonna lie. It looks like bubbles before they go through the hoop. No, wait, maybe an oil spill.
* "[[ARareSentence Convientely sleeping caretaker is conviently sleeping!]]"
* This:
-->'''Lena:''' It's stuck in a continous mutation!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Like Miley Cyrus?]]
* When the science team enter an abandoned compound:
-->'''Jeremy:''' If this was the Walking Dead, they'd spend a whole season here!
* This:
-->'''Lena:''' This literally isn't possible.
-->'''Anya:''' This is literally happening!
-->'''Jeremy:''' THIS ENTIRE MOVIE.
* At the skeleton bear:
-->'''Lena:''' Don't react. Don't move.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Film/JurassicPark Because it's a T-Rex?]]
* When light emits from Dr. Ventress:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ahh! Sudden [[TakeThat Dark Pheonix!]]
* At the [[GainaxEnding ending of the movie]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' So...[[ComicallyMissingthePoint it was aliens?]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Armageddon'']]
* The credits showing "A Creator/MichaelBay film" gets a sin without comment.
* "It's a Michael Bay film, so even the title has to [[StuffBlowingUp explode]]."
* "[[CreatorCameo Director inserts himself into the movie]] like an unwanted penis inserting itself into your least favorite orifice."
* "Here's French people doing classic French things: gathering around and listening to the radio at their favorite café. Even Gaston the Motorcycle guy showed up!"
** Right after that: "Ireland![[note]]Although it's actually the Mont Saint-Michel in France.[[/note]] Asia!! This place!!!"
* (After a long threat and off-colored remark) "That's racist." *ding* Then asteroids appear "Asteroids ... also racist. I can see why I spent so much time destroying them on my Atari 2600."
* "In case you confused it for Houston, Maine."
* "So you're saying it'll make a...Film/DeepImpact?"
* "Man, there are so many Music/{{Aerosmith}} soundtracks on this song, [[{{Pun}} I don't think they missed a thing]]!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Arrival'']]
* "Previously on 'Logos', a 55 second extravaganza of logos!"
* When an alarm goes off and none of the people in the building react, we get:
-->'''Jeremy:''': These are either the calmest students ever in a disaster or everyone's SUPER high right now.
* "If Denis Villeneuve removed all the pauses before dialogue, the movie would be 20 minutes shorter."
* When a spaceship appears in the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''': Man, Subway's REALLY gone too far with the ad campaigns these days.
* One of the Stingers replaces the heptapods with the Martians from Film/MarsAttacks.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Assassin's Creed'']]
* When Cal tries to jump off a house and land on a shipping container, but misses and hits the corner.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Dumbass.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''A Star is Born'' (2018)]]
* At the beginning of the film during the concert, Jeremy calls out all of the lens flairs and wonders if [[TakeThat Bradley Cooper caught it from J.J Abrams.]]
* When the title screen shows up:
-->'''Jeremy:''' "Hey boss, do you really want the font this big?"
-->'''Jeremy:''' "Does it take up the entire screen and pretentiously indicate my grandiose idea for the importance of my work?"
-->'''Jeremy:''' "Uh, yeah?"
-->'''Jeremy:''' "Perfect."
* At a shot of Jackson standing in front of a poster with nooses on it:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossestheLineTwice Foregallowing.]]
* Jeremy points out a Stan Lee cameo [[note]]It's a disturbingly close lookalike[[/note]] during the bar scene.
* Jeremy laughs at a bar fight "suddenly becoming full on Road House."
* This bit:
-->'''Jackson:''' Met the farmer's daughter...she had just turned 18.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Wow, casual statutory rape really tickles Ally's funny bone.]]
* Jeremy is floored at [[WTHCastingAgency Andrew Dice Clay as Ally's father]].
* The RunningGag about Jeremy's burning hatred of the song Shallow, culminating in him adding 15 sins for it.
* Because of [=YouTube=]'s copyright, Jeremy can't play the songs so instead decides to ''sing Shallow by himself''. [[DreadfulMusician Poorly.]]
* During a concert scene:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I don't know why people are so upset. [[RecognitionFailure This audience looks real and is completely faithful to the Live Aid set. Oh wait...]]
* This bit:
-->'''George:''' I saw your Website/YouTube video. It was great.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BitingTheHandHumor Something that has never been posted in a YouTube comments section before.]]
* This:
-->'''Jackson''' You've been nominated for 3 Grammys.
-->'''Ally:''' How'd you figure that out?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Come on, it's 2019. Information is practically beamed into our brains.
* At the Grammy Awards:
-->'''Ally:''' I can't believe I'm holding one of these!
-->'''Jeremy:''' And I can't believe I left my meat dress at home!
* This:
-->'''Ally:''' We can sing Shallow together.
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm pretty sure that, even in the fictionalised universe of this movie, people are sick to death of that f*cking song.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''The A-Team'']]
* Jeremy's reaction to the Hummer going through the 3D movie.
-->OK. I'm f*cking done. I'm walking out of here for a bit. I might retire. I'm not sure yet. I'm going to have go down an undocumented amount of vodka to believe what I just saw.
* "Wait, was that a twenty-minute movie? Oh, thank God." *{{Beat}}. Movie starts again.* "Dammit!!!"
* Any one of those 80 missions was probably more entertaining than the one we're about to watch."
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Atomic Blonde'']]
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Reagan narration. Reaganarration?]]
* On the cinematography of the film:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This sh*t is so washed out, it may as well be in black and white. Actually, that might be the point. Ah, f*ck the point!
* Jeremy realises that the film is going to be told via flashback and proceeds to list off a large number of movies that do the same thing include "That Natalie Portman SNL Rap video", "two Tom Cruise movies" (to Jeremy's clear delight) and [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking Citizen Kane]].
** He also lists "Young Guns 2" at least three times.
* This bit:
-->'''Director:''' I want Sucher dead or alive. He's a black eye to our community.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's racist.]] Oh wait, he said black EYE. My mistake, carry on.
* Upon noting that a version of "Die Kommissar" wasn't released yet during the scene's time period, Jeremy quickly adds that "I hate that stupid song".
* During Spyglass's assassination scene:
-->'''Assassin:''' I have him in sight.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Then just shoot him already! What are you waiting for, [[CrossesTheLineTwice a black 1961 Lincoln limo?!]]
* The RunningGag about the Jack Daniels product placement.
* One of the outtakes adds the X-Files theme to the "Trust No One" speech.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Avengers'' (1998)]]
* As an AprilFoolsDay video, Jeremy spends the entire video mistaking this movie for the 2012 Avengers (which was sinned all the way back in 2013) and sinning it accordingly.
* Made even better with the sentence: [[LampshadeHanging Confusion]].
-->'''The Riddler:''' [[Film/BatmanForever But you were supposed to understand! I'll MAKE you understand.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Babadook'']]
* All three of these sins in succession:
** When Sam shows one of his inventions:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Child inventors.
** When Sam does a magic show:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Child magicians.
** When Sam merely shows up:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[UpToEleven Children.]]
* At one point, Jeremy considers that The Babadook [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation was fired by]] ''[[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Monsters, Inc.]]'' as his motive for killing.
* At a scene where a clown juggles apples:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The director said "let's have your character juggle three apples in this scene, it'll make you look more like a creepy asshole".
* When Amelia burns the book on a barbecue grill:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun The Barbecook.]]
* "Sam sucks."
* Jeremy gets confused at a clip of ''Series/SkippyTheBushKangaroo'' and refuses to believe it's real.
* Jeremy notes that Amelia becomes a better parent after she becomes possessed by the demon.
* When the Babadook is anti-climatically defeated:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Aw, really? That's all it [[IncrediblyLamePun Babatook?!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Baby Driver'']]
* When [[Creator/KevinSpacey Doc]] talks about his very first time encountering Baby:
-->'''Doc''': He stole my Mercedes. Had a lot of merch in it. I watched him do it too. I didn't stop him though cause [[AccidentalInnuendo I was just blinded by the balls on that kid]].\\
'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Yeah, well, considering what they're saying about you these days, I'm not surprised.]] [[labelnote:note]]Spacey was accused of sexual assault and harassment by many men at the time of the video's release.[[/labelnote]]
* This exchange between Baby and Doc:
-->'''Baby''': You and I are a team.
-->'''Doc''': Don't feed me any more lines from ''[[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Monsters, Inc.]]''! It pisses me off!
-->'''Jeremy''': Yeah, if you're gonna go Pixar, do ''[[WesternAnimation/ABugsLife A Bug's Life]]''!
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Bad Boys'']]
* From the very beginning, "Everything wrong with Bad Boys in F*ck Me minutes".
* "Directed by Michael Bay" gets sinned without comment.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Basic Instinct'']]
* During the [[BestKnownForTheFanservice infamous flash scene]], for the first time the Narrator refuses to take sins off.
-->"You'd think we'd take five sins off for this, but my boner is too suspicious of that woman to allow it."
* When Beth admits she went through a lesbian phase earlier in her life.
-->'''Jeremy''': Uh ... Any flashbacks about that particular time you'd like to remember for us?\\
'''Jeremy''': [makes a cliché "flashback sound effect"]\\
'''Jeremy''': ...No? Dammit!
* Jeremy's commentary on Catherine's bisexuality in general. Especially this bit when Nick visits her and Roxy:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Lesbianism. Wait, [[TakeThat that's not a sin.]] But [[GirlOnGirlIsHot my cliche male interest in seeing two hot women kiss]] is, so... ding that shit!
* Later in the same conversation, Beth calls Nick 'a good detective'. After seeing him in action the entire movie, Jeremy's immediate reaction is a HahahaNo.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Battleship'']]
* As the alien ship blows up a battleship with launched shells, Jeremy pronounces the aliens "really good at the game Battleship".
* "Okay, a model, an obvious real-life paraplegic military veteran, the director's uncle playing the cop, and Music/{{Rihanna}}. Exactly how many real actors are in this movie?"
* This:
-->'''Cora Raikes:''' ''(blowing up an alien)'' Mahalo, mother– ''(BOOM!)''\\
'''Jeremy:''' Movie censors the word f*ck. [[HypocriticalHumor I mean, who does that?!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Bird Box'']]
* The ContentWarnings at the beginning of [[TakeThat "Some Kinda Scary Images"]].
* This bit:
-->'''Malorie''': Boy, you have your dog. Girl, you have your kitty.
-->'''Jeremy''': "Boy, you have you Dog; Girl, you have your kitty" was the title of the children's book my parents used when it was time for [[CrossesTheLineTwice The Talk.]]
* At the first shot of the titular bird-box:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll Parrots!]]
* At the news footage of the mass suicides, Jeremy wonders who exactly took the footage, as seeing the creatures will make you go insane. He then comes to the conclusion that its [[{{Film/Nightcrawler}} Jake Gyllenhaal's character from Nightcrawler.]]
* "[[SarcasmMode Thank goodness the movie showed this little arrow jumping from Russia to Alaska; otherwise, how would we ever know how it entered the country through Sarah Palin's backyard?"]]
* This bit:
-->'''Malorie''': Wow, such... venom.
-->'''Jeremy''': No, that is a [[NamestheSame DIFFERENT symbiote-based plague that sought to destroy the lives of anyone exposed to it. AND it had weird eye effects too, so I understand your confusion.]]
* Jeremy adds 20 sins for the terrible dialogue.
* At a woman bashing her skull into a wall:
-->'''Jeremy''': Random sweatsuit lady is doing what [[TakeThat I've been keeping myself from doing after watching the first 10 minutes of this movie.]]
* At a shot of a stroller rolling down a street, Jeremy gets to try out his best Nicholas Cage impression:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[Film/RaisingArizona Don't worry, Mal, it's full of cans! They're just cans!]]
* At Malorie's grief:
-->'''Jeremy''': WHOA, Sandy! You don't have to act that hard in THIS kind of movie! [[DullSurprise Look at Malkovich, you can actually SEE the phone in his hand!]]
* When Malorie accidentally walks in on Felix and Lucy having sex:
-->'''Jeremy''': Out of all of the supposed horrific imagery in this movie, [[TakeThat THIS is definitely the one that will haunt my dreams.]]
* When Tom and Malorie kiss, Jeremy says it's lucky that both of them are hot and wonders what would have happened if Malorie ended up with John Malkovich or Machine Gun Kelly.
* [[SarcasmMode "Oh no, the characters are having a fun time, which means in a horror movie some serious sh*t is about to go down!"]]
** Jeremy repeats the phrase, then gets pissed that the movie pulled off the same trick 20 minutes later.
* When Gary shows his drawings of the creatures:
-->'''Jeremy''': Holy sh*t! The creatures are actually Predators!
* Jeremy gets so bored with the movie's cliches, he hopes that Gary comes back from the dead as a zombie to make things interesting.
* When Malorie makes it to the sanctuary and it's revealed to be a school for the blind:
-->'''Jeremy''': Oh look, it's an outdoor sanctuary that somehow doesn't let the demons in because of the foliage and the birds, that makes total- [[MoodWhiplash Ahahahahahaha! F***CK THIS MOVIE!]]
* One of the outtakes, as Malorie is rowing the children down the river:
-->'''Bart and Lisa Simpson''': [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Can you take us to Mt. Splashmore?! Can you take us to Mt. Splashmore?! Can you take us to Mt. Splashmore?!]]
--> '''Homer Simpson:''' [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons NO! NO! NOOOO!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Birdemic'']]
* During the scene where the company people are applauding Ren:
-->'''Jeremy''': It ... never ... ends.
** And then later when they are all shaking his hand, the sin is "Congratulations." ''*ding*''
** He also has scene of when Ren talks about the one billion as one of the stingers, replacing it with [[Film/AustinPowers Dr. Evil's]] "100 ''Billion'' Dollars" line.
* '''[[SoundtrackDissonance AND THE BIRDEMIC RAGES ON!]]'''
* The fifth [[TheStinger stinger]] makes the entire movie HilariousInHindsight, via adding audio from ''VideoGame/AngryBirds''.
* This exchange:
-->'''Rod''': The [phone] battery's dead.\\
'''Jeremy''': What, did you play too much ''Angry Birds'' last night or something? (''ding'') As a disclaimer, I promise that didn't start out as a pun when I wrote it, but ... f*ck it.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Birdman'']]
* On the movie's alternate title:
-->'''Jeremy''': Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love The Bomb in South Central While Drinking Juice In The Hood.
* "[[IncrediblyLamePun Flight-y Whities]]."
* At one point, Jeremy spots a quote criticising critics. Luckily for them, "[[CallBack we're not critics, we're assholes!]]
* "Luckily, Mike's boner made it onto [=YouTube=] in 2014, so 3 years before it wouldn't have been [[CrossesTheLineTwice advertiser friendly.]]"
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Although Nick Cannon, Bumblebee and Spider-Man are currently all on stage, this is stil better than Michael Bay's Transformers movies.]]"
* The Sentence: [[Film/JackFrost1998 Jack]] [[TakeThat Frost]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Brightburn'']]
* Jeremy loses it right at the opening logos:
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[SuddenlyShouting ONE FULL MINUTE FOR FIVE F*CKING LOGOS!!]]
* At the alien probe crashing:
--->'''Kyle:''' Oh my god, what is it?!
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[CanonWelding It's a Cloverfield!]]
* When Brandon surprises his mother by jumping out at her:
--->'''Jeremy:''' The thing with these jump scares is that they forgot to add the "scare" part to them.
** Since he would get tired of pointing them all out, he just adds 20 sins at once.
* After Brandon throws a lawn mower into the horizon:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Good aim, [[SpecialEffectsFailure bad CGI.]]
* This:
--->'''Kyle:''' What did you say?!
--->'''Brandon:''' I said GIVE IT TO ME!
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[Understatement Brat.]]
* When Brandon twists a fork:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Film/TheMatrix But there is no fork.]]
* The [[RunningGag Tommy How's the Peeping]] gag returns, this time in the actual sins video.
* Jeremy gets annoyed at the movie constantly shoving Brandon in [[SigilSpam red and blue]] for the Superman connection.
* This bit:
--->'''Brandon:''' Who am I? What is this? Where do I come from?!
--->'''Jeremy:''' We just need a "why are you doing this to me" for a cliche movie question bingo! Don't let us down, Brandon!
* This:
--->'''Tori:''' You came here...arrived here...in that.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Why would you tell [[TakeThat Young Sheldon]] this information?
* Jeremy adds 10 sins for the [[Squick scene of Erica pulling glass out of her eye.]]
* When a wounded Erica brandishes a baseball bat:
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossestheLineTwice Are you crying blood?! THERE'S NO CRYING BLOOD IN BASEBALL!]]
* As Erica gets killed, we get a different twist on a running joke:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie's like [[RunningGag my college girlfriend]], [[SubvertedRunningGag all foreplay and no zero orgasm.]]
* An unexpected CSI Miami reference:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Now that Brandon has killed, it's time for breakfast for the...puts on sunglasses...serial killer.
** And yes, Jeremy actually says "puts on sunglasses".
* This:
--->'''Radio Announcer:''' They are survived by their twelve year old son, Brandon.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Sequel baiting.
* The final sin of the video:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Just because you have Michael Rooker in your post-story scene doesn't mean that I'll care about it.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Boo! A Madea Halloween'']]
* Jeremy completely loses it when the movie goes on for too long, culminating in this:
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis THIS. MOVIE. MADE. 70. MILLION. DOLLARS!]]
* Later on, we learn that the movie is so terrible, Jeremy stops swearing and instead uses euphemisms.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Bumblebee'']]
* [[SpecialEffectFailure "Wow, Cybertron looks a lot like a matte painting of Tron superimposed over a matte painting of Coruscant that Iron City threw up all over."]]
* At the opening battle:
--->'''Optimus Prime:''' Where is B-127?!
--->'''Jeremy:''' Just waiting for my hero cue, boss!
* This:
--->'''Subtitle:''' EARTH
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag In case you confused it with Saturn.]]
* When Bumblebee transforms into a yellow jeep to escape the army:
--->'''Jeremy:''' WHY THE F*CK DIDN'T YOU JUST DO THAT BEFORE?!
* This bit:
--->'''Bumblebee:''' Run. Run!
--->'''Jeremy:''' He gave them like 10 seconds, there was no way anyone could escape that! This is the most useless run function since the time I downloaded that "free" program into my Commodore 64.
* At the shot of a beehive:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Man, they're really laying it thick with the bee analogy, aren't they? Surprised they didn't have Cheerios at the breakfast scene instead of Mr. T Cereal or [[TakeThat a scene where Hallie Steinfeld meets Jerry Seinfeld who recites one of the many hilarious lines from Bee Movie.]]
* Jeremy wonders why every movie that's set in the 80's references ALF because [[TakeThat "ALF f*cking sucked."]]
** Later, when Charlie plays "Never Gonna Give You Up" for Bumblebee, Jeremy calls it [[BrickJoke "The ALF of 80's music references."]]
* When Charlie fixes up Bumblebee:
--->'''Jeremy:''' One, two, three Hallie Steinfelds. [[WaxingLyrical Well, she always said that she was going to love herself and didn't need anyone else.]]
* This:
--->'''Charlie:''' You sound like a bumblebee.
--->'''Jeremy:''' He really doesn't. [[RunningGag Also, roll credits!]]
* Jeremy is shocked to see a character reading a Go-Bots comic and wonders if [[TakeThat Michael Bay makes terrible Go-Bots movies in this universe and declares the success of the Go-Bots to be an immediate sin.]]
* This bit:
--->'''Dr. Powell:''' If we don't use their technology, they might turn around and take it to the Russians!
--->'''Jeremy:''' Dr. Bumblebee Or How I Stopped Worried And Learned To Love The Transformers.
* Jeremy's comments on Dr. Powell:
--->'''Jeremy:''' This might be the best Transformers movie yet but I'm still sinning it for giving it yet another version of [[TheScrappy Agent f*cking Simmons!]]
* "This movie isn't over 2 hours long, something that the other 17 Transformers movies didn't go. But with the pointless diving scenes, the wanton destruction of private property and the speeding scenes, they could have shaved 20 minutes off of this puppy too."
* When Bumblebee looms over Memo and Charlie with red eyes:
--->'''Jeremy:''' I see Bumblebee went to the [[SubvertedCatchphrase I Robot School of Eye-Changing Colors When Going From Good to Bad]] that I've heard so much about.
* During the climatic fight scene:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Let's see. The yellow one got picked up by the blue one and was smashed into a thing so...carry the one, subtract the three...nope. Still have no idea what's going on.
* At one point, Jeremy splices in footage from Iron Man 3 in the fight sequence [[TakeThat "just to see if you would notice."]]
* The sentence: [[IncrediblyLamePun Cars]] [[Film/MarsAttacks Attacks]]
--->'''Translator Machine from Mars Attacks!:''' I AM THE MARTIAN AMBASSADOR. WE COME IN PEACE. WE COME IN PEACE.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Carrie'']]
* "Oh, sure, give me a boner and then have your period. Just like my ex." (Jeremy is slapped) "Ow ... sorry." (He is slapped again)
* "I wonder how many dislikes I can get with a Jerry Sandusky reference here."
* The various "movie reinforces the idea that when a woman is on her period" sins.
* "If she's doing to Billy what I think she's doing, she shouldn't be able to speak that clearly."
* "Billy inspires Larry the Cable Guy's catchphrase." *ding*
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Cast Away'']]
* Jeremy points out every instance of the Fed Ex product placement throughout the film.
* This bit:
--->'''Kelly:''' I got something for you for Christmas.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Is it something on the nose like a watch? Boy, I hope it's a watch.
* When a plane engine nearly hits Chuck on his way to the island, Jeremy cracks up at all the conveniences going on.
* When Chuck goes through the wallet of the dead pilot:
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Necro-steal-ia.]]
* "Goddamn it, Mother Nature, did you overdo it on the coconut security?!"
* Jeremy throws up at the sight of Chuck's wounded leg.
* Jeremy points out that, despite Chuck's struggle, he [[TakeThat still does better than most contestants on Naked and Afraid.]]
** Later, in the outtakes, Chuck is shown [[BrickJoke with a PSR of 6.8.]]
* When Chuck returns to civilisation and is greeted by his co-workers:
--->'''Party Goer:''' Hey, Chuck, next weekend you and I should catch up on that fishing.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Man, f*ck THIS guy.
* The last sin:
--->'''Jeremy:''' This movie is long and all but at least it's shorter than ''Film/{{The Last|Jedi}} [[TakeThat Jedi]].''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Charlie & The Chocolate Factory'']]
* The first sin of the video?
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This movie exists]].
* "Man, Wonka must have slipped past the FDA to make his candy."
* This bit:
--->'''Grandpa Joe:''' Willy Wonka was a genius.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Look, if he can do all the stuff we've seen, he's more like a wizard. Or, the way Depp portrays him, [[TakeThat he's Satan]].
* This:
--->'''Narrator:''' And that very same night...
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[RealityEnsues Charlie died from hypothermia thanks to that f*cking hole in the ceiling directly above him!]]
* When Veruca finds the golden ticket:
--->'''Grandpa Joe:''' That man has spoiled his daughter and nothing good ever comes from a spoiled child, Charlie.
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Someone hasn't been Keeping Up With the Kardashians.]]
* "This puppet carousel is the perfect metaphor for this movie. [[TakeThat It's plastic and fake and annoying and quickly goes up in flames.]]"
* Jeremy spends much of the video getting increasingly frightened of Depp's version of Wonka.
* During the reveal of the main room:
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[WaxingLyrical Come with me...and you'll be...in a world of]] [[TakeThat sh*tty imitation!]]
* Jeremy immediately calls out that all of the Oompa-Loompas look the same.
* This bit:
--->'''Mr. Salt:''' I do say, that all seemed rather rehearsed.
--->'''Mike Teevee:''' Yeah, like they knew what was going to happen.
--->'''Jeremy:''' These snozzwangers would be excellent at Cinemasins.
* "[[Film/BlackPanther2018 Wonkanda Forever!]]"
* "Aw, man, they had to drag poor Christopher Lee into this, didn't they?"
* This:
--->'''Willy Wonka:''' Ooh, that squirrel looks like he's got a bad nut.
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice That's why we nicknamed him Lance.]]
* "I wish the writers of this movie had a glass elevator. There's so little time and so much that was interesting. [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Wait, strike that, reverse it.]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Chappie'']]
* Jeremy can't let go of the fact Music/DieAntwoord was in the movie.
-->'''Jeremy:''' This scene makes me remember that "I Fink U Freeky" video, which incidentally, you can see us sin on our Music Video Sins channel. Anyway, that video is a human rights violation that famously brought Nelson Mandela back from the grave to stop it, only to have his zombie heart seize when he saw it, requiring a second and more somber funeral.
** And a few minutes later:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Chappie surveils the sleeping members of Die Antwoord and doesn't fink they're freeky.
* When it's revealled that Ninja plays a character [[TheDanza named]] [[NamesTheSame Ninja]], he wonders why they let him use his band name instead of something more random "like [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watkin_Tudor_Jones Watkin Tudor Jones]]".
* In TheStinger, "Still" by The Geto Boys is played over Chappie getting beaten by gang members, referencing the photocopier scene from ''Film/OfficeSpace''.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Chronicle'']]
* This exchange in the video's Website/YouTube comments, between Max Landis (writer of ''Chronicle'') and [=CinemaSins=]:
-->'''Landis:''' Hi, it's Max. I wrote this movie. This is the modern day equivalent of a Friar's Club Roast. Feel totally honored. Can't stop laughing. Also, f*ck you. And thank you.
-->'''[=CinemaSins=]:''' Hey Max! Thanks for taking this the exact perfect way. Oh, and f*ck you too.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe'']]
* "Edward is such an annoying little bastard, always correcting and nitpicking everyone's- [[SelfDeprecation Hey, wait a minute!]]"
* "[[TakeThat Cricket.]]"
* Jeremy repeatingly pointing out how insufferable the children are.
* This:
-->'''Fox:''' Aslan has ordered me to gather more troops.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Fox news.]]
* At the appearance of [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Santa Claus]], Jeremy wonders if a movie could jump the shark in the middle of a scene.
* This bit:
-->'''Peter:''' Whoa, horsey!
-->'''Horse:''' [[SuddenlyVoiced My name is Phillip.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' If they just made these movies about Phillip the Horsey, we'd still be getting Narnia movies to this day.
* As the kids lead the forces of good into battle:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Thank God they missed the dangers of World War Two!]]
* As the forces of evil advance across the battlefield:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm sure these three are supposed to be giants, but am I alone in thinking this looks more like three regular blokes and a bad case of Honey I Shrunk the Mythical Hordes?
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Citizen Kane'']]
* First line:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Welp, guess we don't mind being hated. ''(removes five sins)''
* "EVERY SINGLE ARTICLE in this newspaper is about Charles Foster Kane. I feel like even if Babe f***ing Ruth died young, the paper would still have something about a robbery or a satanic ritual killing on the front page."
* "Also, how many times is this [newsreel footage] going to switch from text to narration? This is an expositional pretzel!... it's nine minutes of expretzelsition!"
* Jeremy referring to one man in the newsreel as "This [[GeniusBonus McCarthy]]-looking motherf*cker".
* Over a shot of Kane standing next to Hitler:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Charles Foster Kane, the evil version of Forrest Gump.
* "Oh yeah, I forgot that what we were watching was being read from this unpublished Thatcher memoir. 59 pages of which apparently included a symbolic passage of time as a sled got covered in snow."
* "These guys merely SEE some women and all penis breaks loose."
* Over the famously impressive wide shot of Kane addressing the vast audience at the campaign rally: "Hey... um... where is microphone?"
-->'''Kane:''' I make no campaign promises!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Yeah, but you still have to have a platform, right? I mean, you can't expect an audience in 2016 to believe you can run for a major political office without any clear ideas, just reliant on brand recognition!
* Over the now-ubiquitous shot of Kane clapping:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie unintentionally inspires an overused Internet GIF, which it should totally have known it would do back in 1941. '' *ding*''
* "Without knowing you at all... if you build or live in a house with a fireplace you can f***ing stand in... you're an asshole."
* Complaining about the "snow globe made me remember the name of my sled" scene:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This is like me losing my Transformer collection as a kid and saying "''HASBRO...'' " on my deathbed."
* The reporter says he hasn't found out 'much' about Rosebud:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Dammit, Jerry. This is what you come back with? What are they going to do with this, Jerry? Call the narration guy back in to say ''(imitates portentous narrator voice)'' "What do we know about who [Kane] was? Not much. And what of his last word? Rosebud. [[ShaggyDogStory Do we know its true meaning? No]]."
* One of the outtakes has the opera scene combined with ''Film/MissionImpossibleRogueNation''[='=]s opera fight scene.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Clash of the Titans'' (2010)]]
* The first sin:
-->'''Narrator:''' The first stories were written in the stars...\\
'''Jeremy:''' Nebulation.
* During the first appearance of adult Perseus:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ah, 2010. Back when studios thought that Sam Worthington was a leading man...in 2018, more people know who Kevin Sorbo is.
* This:
-->'''Spyros:''' You have many questions. And I don't have many answers.\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[ActorAllusion I do know who Keiser Soze is, in case you need to know that.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Perseus:''' Who are they?!\\
'''Spyros:''' Soldiers of Argo!\\
'''Jeremy:''' Ar-go f*ck yourself.
* Jeremy refers to Hades as "Aqua-Voldemort" several times throughout the video.
* When we first see Zeus:
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[RunningGag Liam Neeson isn't killing anyone in this scene.]]
* Upon realising that the movie reunited Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes, Jeremy laments that it couldn't have been something "more dignified, like a ''[[Film/TheFastAndTheFurious Fast and Furious]]'' movie", or something better like a "delightful rom-com where a hat store owner and a tie store owner hate each other but both are in love with the same woman who makes the best Toad-In-A-Hole at the local pub."
* This bit:
-->'''Hades:''' Kill Perseus for me...and I will kill Zeus for you. \\
'''Jeremy:''' This movie just turned into Throw Zeus From The Train.
* This:
-->'''Io:''' No man has ever flown on a Pegasus.\\
'''Jeremy:''' All he has to do is [[ActorAllusion connect his hair-braid thing]] to him and he'll be flying with Zoe Saldana in no time.
* At a shot of Perseus resisting the temptation to kill Calibos:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Yep, that's my reaction to when I have to resist masturbating too.
* When Perseus is writhing from the poison, one of the soldiers asks what's wrong with him:
-->'''Io:''' Venom. From Hades.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Oh, [[Film/Venom2018 it]] wasn't that bad. Creator/TomHardy was kind of fun, and it was ''super'' ridiculous, but in the end...
* This bit:
-->'''Prokopion:''' We must pray to the one who showed us our sins!\\
'''Jeremy:''' Nope. I'm not helping.
* After Io declares that she knows the way to Medusa:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Of course [[DeusExMachina you]] do. Why does no one question Io just showing up, translating Djinn and knowing the answer to everything when they don't? Is it just boners? ''[resigned]'' It's boners, isn't it?
** The subject of boners comes up again later, when Io is showing Perseus how to fight Medusa and the two end up in a suggestive position:
--->'''Io:''' ''[places her hand over Perseus' heart]'' Ease your storm.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Is this how they get those boners lasting for more than 6 hours to go away? ''It's not working!''
** "Solon the Great Cock Blocker." Made even more hilarious by the fact that Jeremy pronounces the name "Sol'''o'''n" (like "so long!") instead of "S'''o'''lon".
* Perseus' strategy for killing Medusa:
-->'''Perseus:''' Trust your senses. Don't look that bitch in the eye.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Perseus graduated from the [[SubvertedCatchphrase Freddy Kruger School of Name-Calling.]]
* "Hey look! It's Perseus on Pegasus! You go tell Pythagoras and I'll go tell the missus!"
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Prokopion:''' Good news!\\
'''Professor Farnsworth:''' Good news, everyone!
* One of the other outtakes:
-->'''Io:''' There are gods among us.\\
'''Winston:''' Ray, when someone asks if you're a god...YOU SAY "YES"!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Cloverfield Paradox'']]
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext T-Dripping.]]
* At the appearance of Clover Nee in the credits:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Can't wait until we see 10 Clover Nee Lane and the Clover Nee Paradox, both of which will have little to do with the original Clover Nee.
* When the movie skips from 80 days to 236 days:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie's so fast, it's like a theme park ride. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
* At a shot of the astronauts playing foosball:
-->'''Jeremy:''' You only have 3 firings left before the Earth is destroyed. [[SkewedPriorities This is no time for foosball!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Mark:''' We are indeed talking about the Cloverfield paradox...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll paradoxes!]]
* "[[SarcasmMode There's the big Slusho easter egg for all you Cloverfield fans. That's why you're here, right? The Slusho boy.]]"
* When the foosball table goes crazy:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Aw man. I was hoping the ship would be haunted by the ghost of [[GeniusBonus Frederic Collignon!]]
* Jeremy compares Hamilton's character motivation to "Miss Piggy from Muppets Take Manhattan."
* When the Cloverfield Monster reappears:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat I hear the next Cloverfield movie is going to be a Steve Carrell comedy.]]
* One of the outtakes plays the theme song from [[Series/StarTrekEnterprise Star Trek: Enterprise]] over the space capsule returning.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Con Air'']]
* This bit:
-->'''Lawyer:''' You're looking at 10 years in prison time. With good behaviour, you'll be out in four.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat The most ludicrous thing in this ludicrous movie is the thought that a white guy would get this long of a sentence in Alabama.]]
* Jeremy adds ''300 sins'' for Nicholas Cage's accent as Cameron and notes that "he's getting off lightly."
* Jeremy points out a creepy looking painting in Cameron's cell and wonders if his daughter painted it.
* At a shot of a prison guard carrying an enormous amount of handcuffs:
-->'''Jeremy:''' "Work at the 50 Shades convention", they said. "It'd be an easy 25 dollars.", they said.
* This bit:
-->'''Cyrus:''' What's the inflight movie?
-->'''Guard:''' Oh, you'll like it. It's called "I'll never make love to a woman again"!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SelfDeprecation Well, I guess I'm a prisoner too.]]
* This:
-->'''Cyrus:''' And if you ever tell anyone about this, the next wings you see will be the flies on your rotting corpse!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I guess this line looked good on paper and Malkovich sells it pretty well but still...what the f*ck?!
* When Cyrus hijacks the plane:
-->'''Cyrus:''' I have the only gun on board. Welcome to Con Air!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll inmates!]]
* When Poe throws Johnny 23 into a wall:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ActorAllusion Memphis VS Machete.]]
* At one point, Jeremy doesn't say anything to sin the dialogue but merely replays it and lets it speak for itself.
* Jeremy's reaction to the infamous line:
-->'''Poe:''' Now why couldn't you just have put the bunny back in the box?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Um...Oh, I know this one! [[IncrediblyLamePun It was having a bad hare day!]]
* This:
-->'''Garson:''' I once drove through three states wearing a woman's head!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Now how did that work?! Did he balance it on top of his head or maybe he took her...[[ActorAllusion face OFF!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Cyrus:''' My own provocitivities are penal lore...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[HehHehYouSaidX Tee-hee. Penal lore.]]
* When Poe escapes an explosion by diving out a window:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie gave reality the finger a few moments ago, assassinated it twenty minutes ago and right now is gleefully dry humping its corpse.
* "Guns! Shooting! Explosions! Stuff breaking! Trucking! Excitement?!"
* This:
-->'''Baby-O:''' Pretty clever, right, bitch?!
-->'''Cyrus:''' *shoots Baby-O in the chest* No, THAT'S clever!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Twitter.]]
* An unexpected reference near the end of the video:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I haven't seen gun handling this bad since [[Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace the policeman from Plan 9 From Outer Space.]]
* At one point, the climax gets so stupid, [[INeedAFreakingDrink it drives Jeremy to drink.]]
** Jeremy cracks up when Cameron kills Diamond Dog by blowing him up with the motorcycle he’s riding on.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Cowboys & Aliens'']]
* Jeremy refers to Jake as [[ActorAllusion Double O Stetson]] throughout the video.
* This bit:
-->'''Ted:''' This coffee's terrible.
-->'''Roy:''' Next time, you make the coffee, Ted!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Actual dialogue from this movie.]]
* The RunningGag about how the movie can't decide which genre to steal from and ultimately pays homage to neither.
* Every time Nat [[DullSurprise has a line]] in the movie, Jeremy responds with:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Adam Beach, ladies and gentlemen.
* During an impossible stunt:
-->'''Jeremy:''' If John Ford directed a Fast and Furious movie.
* This:
-->'''Woodrow:''' I was their prisoner! Now I'm their guest?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat They inserted what Harrison Ford was saying about this scene in the actual movie.]]
* "Horses! Mountains! Camoflagued alien headquarters! Excitement?"
* When the aliens use thermal vision to track the cowboys:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Cowboys and Predators.
* When the alien rocket is destroyed:
-->'''Jeremy:''' But wait, won't the scouts come back and look for their fallen comrades? I guess that was going to be in the sequel. [[HaHaHaNo Hahahahahahaha. They thought they were going to get a sequel.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Crazy Rich Asians'']]
* "[[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Classless classist caricature condescends cartoonishly, consequently creating character's completely comforting comeuppance cliche.]]"
* This bit:
-->'''Nick:''' I'm going to Singapore for my spring break.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Singapore Spring Break sounds like the title of an 80's sex comedy that would have starred Rob Lowe and Johnny Depp and I'm sure there's a cross-dressing scene at one point.
* This:
-->'''Subtitle:''' Singapore
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun More like SINGA-RICH, right?!]]
** Jeremy then claims he would have removed 500 sins if they went to Australia instead.
* At a shot of a statue:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ARareSentence A vomiting mer-lion.]]
* Jeremy is so confused by the bizarre character Goh Wye Mun that he's left speechless and just decides to sin it and move on.
* This:
-->'''Goh Peik Lin''': They're not just rich, they're crazy rich.
-->'''Jeremy:''' 2/3s of a [[RunningGag Roll Credits. Roll Creds?]]
* This bit:
-->'''Constance:''' Why would they need to ring a Cambodian gong?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ComicallyMissingthePoint Because they couldn't find a rimshot?]]
* At one point, a location title is so big, Jeremy mistakes it for being a title to another movie.
-->'''Subtitle:''' International Waters
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh boy, this International Waters movie sounds really good. Did Renny Harlin direct it?!
* Jeremy notices a FunnyBackgroundEvent looking like something more out of a Zucker Brothers movie rather than a romantic comedy.
* During a conversation scene, Jeremy doesn't just [[RunningGag skip]] the scene. He also "[[TabletopGame/{{UNO}} Double Skip, Draw Two, Draw Four and I change it to a color I don't even have so I can throw another Draw Four on it next time around!]]" which adds 10 sins.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''The Crow'']]
* The [=YouTube=] description:
-->'''[=YouTube=] Description''': The Crow is a movie that happened. I was there. [[BlackComedy Well, not there on set.]] But there in the theaters. Even then, so many years ago, I recognized how sinful it was.
* The first sin of the movie? [[TakeThat Miramax.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Sarah:''' People say that when a person dies, a crow comes to carry its soul to the land of the dead.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Only five people, though. Also, [[RunningGag Crowrration.]]
* Immediately followed by:
-->'''Sarah:''' And there will be an immense sadness until the soul can rest.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Film/TheNeverendingStory And there will no more Fantasia.]]
* Jeremy's comments on Eric's last name:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Draven? Really? Other potential names include Jack Escrow, Isiaha Crowell and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Raven Symone]].
* When Eric is brought back from the dead:
-->'''Jeremy:''' They should have sent him a note tied to this crow's feet. "Hey Eric! Welcome to the wonderful world of revenge! We sell three tiers of revenge packages! You want to kill Dave from the third grade? Because you can kill Dave from the third grade!"
* When Eric steps down some stairs in an alleyway, Jeremy wonders if [[CallBack Kim Basinger and Mickey Roarke just had sex there.]]
* As Eric puts on his makeup while The Cure plays, Jeremy declares the scene the birth of the Emo movement.
* When Eric lets out a wicked laugh, Jeremy responds with one of his own which manages to be ''even creepier''.
* This:
-->'''Sarah:''' I wish the rain would stop, just once!
-->'''Jeremy:''' So do I, but this is sadly the norm for 90's thrillers.
* At one point, Jeremy wonders if George R.R Martin stole ideas from this for Game of Thrones but then realises that the movie came out in 1994 while the first book was written in 1996. [[TakeThat "He doesn't write THAT fast."]]
* Jeremy repeatingly refers to Grange as [[ActorAllusion Candyman]] throughout the movie.
* At a shot of kids in Halloween masks:
-->'''Jeremy:''' They should have just rereleased this movie into theatres as The First Purge instead of that movie we got last year.
* The RunningGag of Jeremy counting how many [[SpecialEffectFailure poorly composited falling scenes]] there are throughout the film.
* When Top Dollar talks about setting a bunch of fires and profiting off it, Jeremy starts wondering if the man sells insurance or maybe drywall if he's somehow profiting from doing nothing but committing arson.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Dark Crystal'']]
* At the opening of the film:
-->'''Narrator''': Another world.
-->'''Jeremy''': General Hospital. The Young & The Restless. These are the Days of Our Lives.
* At the TitleDrop which is immediately followed by the title appearing:
-->'''Narrator''': Their fate: the dark crystal.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll credits. Drive safe. Don't forget to tip your bartender!]]
* This bit:
-->'''The Master''': When the three suns meet...
** The video immediately [[GilliganCut cuts to the opening title sequence]] of Series/MyThreeSons.
* Immediately followed by:
-->'''The Master''': If not, Skeksis rule forever...
-->'''Jeremy''': What? You mean all 9 of them? Do Skeksis suddenly start reproducing when the 3 suns [[BrickJoke (the video cuts back to the My Three Sons opening before continuing as normal)]] meet?
* This:
-->'''The Master''': I should have told you these things long ago.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag This Dying Mystic Master Guy would be excellent at CinemaSins.]]
* At the dying Skeksis:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids Movie aimed at children aims to give them]] [[NightmareFuel Nightmare Fuel]] for the next 20+ years.
* Jeremy does a surprisingly good acapella version of the [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Amok Time music]] when 2 Skeksis fight with swords.
* At a [[FanDisservice Naked Skeksis]]:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[WaxingLyrical I'm too Skeksis for my shirt, too Skeksis for my shirt...]]
* At a shot of animated bats soaring through the skies:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SpecialEffectFailure Somewhere a rotoscoped Thomas and Martha Wayne are getting stabbed by a poorly animated knife.]]
* When a bird falls out of the sky:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Dark Crystal Tales: The Birdemic.]]
* The RunningGag of Jeremy listing the increasing number of franchises that the movie steals from.
* Jeremy gets very weary of [[TheScrappy Fizzgig]] quickly and shouts insults at it.
** Later, when Fizzgig gets thrown into a pit by a Skeksis:
-->'''Jeremy''': Oh, thank Christ.
* When Jen, Fizzgig and Kira enter the castle entrance, shaping like a mouth:
-->'''Jeremy''': Three in the mouth both describes this scene AND [[CrossesTheLineTwice my last sexual encounter.]]
* Jeremy increasingly gets annoyed at how slow the Mystics move, at one point berating them for "underestimating their speed."
* At a shot of the Mystics slowly trudging up to the castle:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SarcasmMode Sneaky!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Dark Shadows'']]
* When Jeremy sees that Barnabas didn't fall in love with Creator/EvaGreen, he questions who the true antagonist is.
* "Creator/ChristopherLee is only in this movie for [[OneSceneWonder 30 seconds.]]" *''ding''*
* "[[RetroactiveRecognition Thanks, Gilly]], from Series/GameOfThrones!"
* When Victoria claims that her parents sent her to an asylum to avoid having a daughter that was "different".
-->'''Jeremy''': This is in every f*cking Creator/TimBurton movie! [[CreatorThumbprint Every one of them!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Days of Thunder'']]
* Jeremy questions how the defending champion in the movie is named Rowdy Burns:
-->"Why didn't you just call him Hick Speed, or Huckleberry Swift, or Darty [=McWhitetrash=]?"
* Jeremy questions the story credit in the opening credits: "Story by Creator/RobertTowne and Creator/TomCruise":
-->"How is there a 'story by' credit in this movie? It's f*cking racing!" ''[ding]'' "Also, guy who wrote ''Film/{{Chinatown}}'' teams with megastar to write a movie about racing." ''[another ding]''
* This:
-->'''NASCAR Official:''' We ended up looking like a monkey fu*king a football out there!\\
'''Jeremy:''' Having seen many, many monkeys fu*king many, many footballs, I'm going to have to disagree with you.
* When one of the NASCAR bigshots is chewing out the two rival drivers for their stunts on the track:
-->'''NASCAR Official:''' You two monkeys--\\
'''Jeremy:''' That's racist. ''[ding]''\\
'''NASCAR Official:''' When the Japs--\\
'''Jeremy:''' That's racist. ''[ding]''\\
'''NASCAR Official:''' You two monkeys--\\
'''Jeremy:''' That's racist. ''[ding]''\\
'''NASCAR Official:''' I'm gonna black-flag the two of ya--\\
'''Jeremy:''' That's... hmm... You know, just to be on the safe side, I'm going to go ahead and say that's racist. ''[ding]''[[note]]In racing, colored flags are used to indicate various track and driver status. In NASCAR, a black flag basically means "pull your car into the pits ASAP, something's wrong". Can be for mechanical failure that makes the vehicle unsafe on the track or for the driver misbehaving in a way that the officials need to have a word with him.[[/note]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Dear John'']]
* The [[https://clubw.com/ ClubW]] ad.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Death Race 2000'']]
* "Discount Creator/SylvesterStallone" … when the ''actual'' Stallone appears on screen.
* "Where's Annie right now? … ''Ohhhhhhhhh…''"
* (After a racer ''finally'' hits a man who'd been standing still) "He must've made the mistake of moving."
* "In the name of humanity, let Operation Anti-Race begin!" "That's [[{{Pun}} racist]]."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Death Wish'']]
* "Hawaii! Airport! [[MoodWhiplash DEATH WISH!]]"
* Jeremy sins the L train for no apparent reason.
* "Discount Creator/JeffGoldblum" shows up when Goldblum makes his appearance as one of the punks.
* "Death Wish: Tutorial Mode!"
* This:
-->'''Extra''': Man, that has got to be the worst movie I've ever seen.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat These random goofballs managed to travel in time to see the 2018 Death Wish!]]
* At the mismatched soundtrack, we get:
-->'''Jeremy''': Why are we playing porn music right now?
* During the final shot with the iconic finger guns:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[MoodWhiplash Ha ha ha, I murdered a lot of people in the past few weeks for minor offences without any info on their backgrounds or any remorse for my actions! Ha ha ha!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Deep Blue Sea'']]
* At the title card:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Phew, for a second there I thought that said "Deep Blue Something" and was afraid this'd be 100 minutes of the song "Breakfast at Tiffany's". I do not want to relive 1995!]]
* "[[ItMakesSenseinContext Sharks can detect wine from a hundred feet away. They're one of the most dangerous alcoholic predators in the ocean!"]]
* This bit:
-->'''Janice''': He doesn't speak full sentences. Usually, he just nods.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Can I get a third option where he's not in the movie?]]
* At the appearance of a floppy disk:
-->'''Jeremy''': Man, you know this movie was made in 1999 when you see stuff like this! I mean, [[BaitandSwitch Saffron Burrows? Come on...]]
* The RunningGag about Jeremy's disbelief that the shark scientists are trying to find a cure for Alzheimer's as their motivation for testing on sharks.
* Jeremy theorises that the sharks plan to "get ahold of nuclear weapons and take over Mars" with their newfound intelligence.
* "LL Cool J outswims a shark. I don't think he could outrun a shark on land."
* This bit:
-->'''Jeremy''': Shark POV does not contain Terminator style data flashing on screen.
* Jeremy winds up laughing his ass off at Russel's [[SignatureScene death]] and actually removes 3 sins for it.
* During an action scene, Jeremy sums up the dialogue thusly:
-->'''Jeremy''': Blah blah, hero stuff, blah blah, scary sharks, blah blah, save the day, blah blah, pad out the runtime.
* This:
-->'''Preacher''': Man, [[BlackDudeDiesFirst brothers never make it out of situations like this]].
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Situations are racist.]]
* Jeremy's hilarious reaction to the [[SoBadItsGood credits song]]:
-->'''LL Cool J''': Deepest! Bluest! My hat is like a shark's fin!
-->'''Jeremy''': Live by these words, gents.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Dirty Dancing'']]
* "Foot fetish."
* When Johnny asks what Baby is doing at the resort's dance floor and she answers that she answers that she is bringing in watermelons for the staff there.
-->'''Jeremy:''' It was a plot device to get inside the sexy forbidden house. God knows why this party needs watermelons.
* "Baby is being taken through a [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks Disneyland ride]] of plot developments. Everywhere she goes, there's someone who just happens to be crying or yelling about something that will be important later."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Divergent'']]
* "...Also, what kind of test do the other factions give their new recruits? Do they all have secondary tests? In Candor, are they like, [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail 'What... is your favorite color?' 'Red-no yellow-aaaaagh!!']]???" (''*ding*'')
* Early on:
-->'''Tris:''' But what was my result?\\
'''Tori:''' Abnegation, and Erudite, and Dauntless.\\
'''Jeremy:''' But not truthful enough to be in Candor, you lying whore.
* This:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, this movie is one "I am your father" revelation away from literally being the most cliché movie I've ever seen.\\
'''Tris:''' Marcus had a son.\\
'''Jeremy:''' F*ck!
* At one point where the hero and villain are ''very'' close, Jeremy shouts "MAKE OUT WITH HER ALREADY."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Django Unchained'']]
* TheStinger.
-->'''Django:''' How many niggers you think you've seen come and go? Seven thousand? Eight thousand? Nine thousand?\\
'''Jeremy:''' The number of slaves Stephen has seen come and go is definitely [[MemeticMutation over nine thousand]]. ''[DING!]''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Doctor Sleep'']]
* This bit:
-->'''Rose''': You're wondering why I'm wearing a funny hat.
-->'''Jeremy''': No, I'm wondering why you're not at rehearsal with the other 3 Non-Blondes.
* When the film reuses footage from The Shining:
-->'''Jeremy''': The Shining 2: [[SequelSnark Even Shinier!]]
* This:
-->'''Halloran:''' I want you to have this box. Keep it. Get to know every detail of it...
-->'''Jeremy''': Huh, my extremely detailed-oriented college girlfriend said the same thing on our third date.
* Jeremy wonders why the bathtub ghost appears old and gnarled as "Daddy Jack got at least 90 seconds of hot supermodel action!"
* At one point, Jeremy sins [[HypocriticalHumor "talking at the movies"]].
* When the cult appears out of nowhere:
-->'''Jeremy:''' 80% of these assholes' job is to suddenly sneak up on their victims and stand in a semicircle.
* "[[ARareSentence Shotgunning the essence of a little girl.]] [[LampshadeHanging Yes, it's as funky as it sounds.]]"
* This:
-->'''Patient:''' Doctor Sleep?!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll Credi-zzzzzzzzzzz...]]
* Jeremy cracks up at Ryan's path home in a dusty cornfield, wondering how he hadn't been captured already.
* When the words "Baseball Boy" appear on a wall:
-->'''Jeremy''': Hey, I thought Rama already did that a couple of years ago in The Raid 2!
* This bit:
-->'''Abra''': How's the book coming along?
-->'''Dave''': Pretty good.
-->'''Jeremy''': OF COURSE, he's a writer! This is a Stephen King story, after all!
* This:
-->'''Danny''': When I was young...I didn't understand the Shining.
-->'''Jeremy''': Me either. I thought it was about a guy with an axe who threw a ball at the wall all day and was parodied on The Simpsons.
* This bit:
-->'''Halloran''': It's good to see you again, Doc!
-->'''Danny''': Dick?!
-->'''Jeremy''': Dick, say hello to Doc. Doc? Dick.
* At first, Jeremy feels sad for Grandpa Flick's death, then realises that Grandpa Flick is a child killer and adds a sin for the movie making him feel that way.
* Jeremy wonders how the phone call about Brad's death went:
-->'''Jeremy''': Hello, officer? I recieved a magical transmission that one of your young residents was brutally tortured and murdered by a pack of wild ghost soul vampires, and then I found his exact location and partially dug him up. OK, bye.
** Later, when Dave is found dead, Jeremy ponders another note:
-->'''Jeremy''' Hey, Abra was taken by steampunk vampires and your husband's dead. Milk in the fridge is still good though. XOXO.
* When The True Knot shoot at Danny:
-->'''Jeremy''' Magical battle between the forces of good and evil somehow turn into a motherf*cking episode of 24.
* During one of the driving scenes:
-->'''Jeremy''' F***ck, I think the movie "The Road" had less footage of roads!
* Jeremy thinks that the scene where Jack Torrance returns as the bartender is awesome, but gives it a sin for [[SpecialEffectFailure his appearance.]]
* When the camera pans to Room 257:
-->'''Jeremy''' I'm starting to think that's the only room in the hotel.
* The BonusRound which consists of everytime a character says "doc" or "doctor" in the movie, punctuated by Bugs Bunny.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Dragonball Evolution'']]
* The movie ends with 177 sins, but it receives a huge bonus round of "The things that pissed off the fans of Dragon Ball" (for once, breaking their "no research/citing the source material" rule), bringing the sin count to OVER 9000!
* The very first sin of the video:
-->'''Gohan:''' ''In a time before many can remember …''\\
'''Jeremy:''' ''I already know I'm going to hate this movie.''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Dredd'']]
* During the opening narration:
-->'''Judge Dredd''': America is a radioactive wasteland.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[BlackComedy Tell me something I don't know.]]
* Followed with:
-->'''Judge Dredd''': Mega-blocks. Mega-highways.
-->'''Jeremy''': Mega-ladons?
* This bit:
-->'''Judge Dredd''': Choking. Convulsing.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[NoodleIncident Dredd perfectly describes my first sexual encounter.]]
* When Judge Dredd patrols the highways in his motorbike, Jeremy claims that, if not for [[TakeThat YouTube's aggresive copyright system]], he would dub in the highway chase music from The Matrix: Reloaded. He then decides to do an acappela version with the subtitle [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial "This is totally the music from Matrix: Reloaded"]].
* Jeremy points out a store in a mall is called "Zooted Dog" and sins it for its name.
* "There are many cool things about this movie. These criminals are not one of them. It's as if they took these guys from the leftover scraps of ''Film/RoboCop3''."
* When the bodies from the beginning are being carted off:
-->'''Announcer''': The Level One food court will reopen within 30 minutes.
-->'''Jeremy''': Futuristic health-code standards.
* This:
-->'''Chief Judge''': She is the most powerful psychic we have.
-->'''Jeremy''': I guess Ms. Cleo didn't survive the apocalypse.
* When bodies start raining from the ceiling, to the shock of passersby:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[StatingtheSimpleSolution JUST RUN, YOU IDIOTS!]]
* When Dredd unzips a body bag in front of civilians:
-->'''Jeremy''': Uhh...nothing to see here!
* After a character gets shot through the cheeks during a slo-mo action scene:
-->'''Jeremy''': This is both dumb as sh*t and fake as sh*t.
* [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal "Doctor is a dick to Dredd & Dredd's duty AND Dredd's disciple & their detainee, and it's devasting to their desire to delay death."]]
* Jeemy bemoans the use of [[SpecialEffectsFailure the CGI blood]], saying that he would have almost preferred "that orange sh*t they used in 70's cop films".
* During a shoot-out:
-->'''Jeremy''': Hahahahahahaha! [[ConcealmentEqualsCover That guy hid behind a table.]]
* This:
-->'''Judge Dredd''': As for you, Ma-Ma. It's Judgement Time.
-->'''Jeremy''': I would give all the sins back if he said "It's Film/JudgmentNight" and Emilio Estevez and Cuba Gooding Jr [[UnexpectedCharacter show up for no reason]].
** "Judgment Night" ends up being [[BrickJoke the sentence of the film.]]
* When Dredd unleashes the Incendiary round, Jeremy simply laughs his ass off [[RuleOfCool while removing a sin]].
* His reaction to Ma-Ma's death.
-->'''Jeremy''': This is far too beautiful a death for such an ugly character -- speaking about her soul, not her face.
* One of the outtakes:
--> '''Announcer''': All judges please respond.
--> '''Judge Dredd (Stallone version)''': [[Film/JudgeDredd I ''AM'' THE LAW!]]
** And another reference:
--->'''Kay''': How the fuck we gonna stop [[OneManArmy this guy]]?\\
'''[[Film/ShootEmUp Hertz]]''': My god, [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy do we really suck]], or is this guy ''[[PersonOfMassDestruction really that good]]''?!
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Dr. Dolittle'' (1998)]]
* The opening sin:
-->'''Lucky''': You know, they say the great thing about being a kid is-
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Narration?]] [[IncrediblyLamePun That do little for me.]]
* This:
-->'''Charisse''': My name isn't Charisse. I've changed it to Paprika.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ActorAllusion That's so Raven.]]
* Jeremy wants Rodney to get his own movie, after "managing to find his way home, avoiding mousetraps and [[ItMakesSenseinContext climbing a dick]] all by himself." He then declares that it's also sin worthy.
* Jeremy gets increasingly frustated at Dolittle's refusal to believe what is happening, even with more and more evidence.
* When an owl pursues John:
-->'''Jeremy''': What is this? A sequel to Ladyhawke?
* When Lisa hears Lucky bark over the phone:
-->'''Jeremy''': This kid HEARS a dog and assumes her dad got her a dog. There's no doubt that this kid's high hopes are a way of getting Norm Mcdonald more work in this movie. [[RhymesonaDime Every time a kid wishes, Norm gets more riches!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Dr. Dolittle''': What a wonderful place. What a wonderful camp!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat This movie inspired Daddy Day Camp which was reverse-engineered to inspire Daddy Day Care first.]]
* At a shot of all the animals in John's apartment:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[FlatWhat A f*cking reindeer.]]
* Jeremy's rising annoyance at all the toilet humor in the film culminates in him adding 27 sins.
* At one point, Jeremy is shocked that [[SelfDeprecation even ''he'' knows more about animals]] than Dr. Dolittle does with some of his treatments.
* Jeremy comments that, if things had gone another way, Dr. Dolittle would have wound up [[CanonWelding "living with that robber he stopped in Coming to America."]] When he ends up being sent to a mental institution instead, Jeremy still adds the sin based on the reference.
* This:
-->'''Orangutan''': ¿Tu conoces a Will Smith?
-->'''Jeremy''': [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece OF COURSE this orangutan would reference Will Smith. This movie is 90's as F*CK! It also references "The Usual Suspects", "Sling Blade" and "Jurassic Park", as if the movie was afraid to not draw attention that it was made in the 90's.]]
* Jeremy is horrified that [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer the movie came 8th at the international box office and made over 300 million worldwide]]:
-->'''Jeremy''': How starved were we for entertainment back then? Mulan was a week before this! Armageddon was a week away. Everyone was ignoring Out of Sight. Somehow this 85-minute movie filled with butts and crab legs with jokes made by grandparents and approved by Neighborhood Watch made 300 MILLION DOLLARS.
** Later on, during one of Rodney's jokes:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis THREE. HUNDRED. MILLION. DOLLARS.]]
* This:
-->'''Newscaster''': This odd collection of animals have prevented San Francisco's finest from entering the building.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[FlatWhat This odd collection of animals have prevented San Francisco's finest from entering the building.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Elf'']]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Papa Elf''': Oh, hello. You're probably here about the story.
-->'''Jeremy''': How do I sin this opening narration while still retaining my undying love and respect for Bob Newhart? *a sin is added* Oh. That was surprisingly easier than I thought!
* This:
-->'''Credit''': DIRECTED BY: JON FAVREAU
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ItWillNeverCatchOn Nonsense. No way the guy from Swingers, Very Bad Thing and PCU could ever direct a feature film, let alone one for a major studio!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Buddy''': I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag That's racist.]]
* When Buddy leaves for New York:
-->'''Santa Claus''': If you see a sign that says "peep show", it doesn't mean you get to see the Christmas presents early!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SocietyMarchesOn Santa is describing a New York from 1982.]]
* As Buddy leaps on an iceberg:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun An Inconvinent Elf.]]
* When Jovie first appears:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ActorAllusion Maniac Elf Dream Girl.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Mailroom worker''': [[OlderThanTheyLook I'm 26 years old!]]
-->'''Jeremy''': Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
* When Michael bursts into the publishing office and wears a certain sweatshirt:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Jets fans!]]
* This:
-->'''Santa Claus''': You're more of an elf than anyone I've ever known!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[BrutalHonesty That doesn't even make sense.]]
* One of the outtakes dubs over Walter's rant with [[Film/TheGodfatherTwo Sonny Corelone's rant to Michael.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Eragon'']]
* At the opening narration:
-->'''Brom''': ...But a rider named Galbatorix betrayed them.
-->'''Jeremy''': "Galbatorix"?! What happened to good old fantasy names like [[Literature/TheHobbit Gandalf or Bilbo]] or [[Franchise/StarWars Luke?]]
** Later on, Jeremy falls asleep during the long-winded narration.
* Jeremy laughs at the [[SpecialEffectFailure terrible CGI]] during the opening battle, noting it looks more like the video game. The video then shows the Eragon [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames video game]] side by side with the movie footage and the graphics look almost identical.
* Jeremy's understated reaction to the [[MemeticMutation infamous line]]:
-->'''Galbatorix''': I suffer without my stone! Please do not prolonge my suffering.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Discount Skeletor.]] Also, he's really phoning in here but that's no surprise. [[TakeThat He was in Con Air!]]
* Jeremy comes incredibly close to removing a sin for [[CutenessProximity baby Saphira]], complete with sound effect before he manages to resist the temptation.
* Jeremy's reaction to a matte painting of a castle:
-->'''Jeremy''': Is that a location or something I'd find on the wall at my dentist's office?
* When Saphira first communicates with Eragon:
-->'''Saphira''': I have waited a thousand years to hear your thoughts, young one.
-->'''Jeremy''': Dragoness stalking.
* This:
-->'''Brom''': WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[MundaneMadeAwesome Whose house?! BROM'S HOUSE!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Brom''': I have always said: "It is better to ask forgiveness than permission."
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Should have been this f*cking movie's tagline.]]
* "[[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Eloquent exposition exercised between equines eviscerates every attempt employed towards equanimity."]]
* This:
-->'''Brom''': Saphira! Can you find us?!
-->'''Saphira''': I have never left you.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Facebook.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Brom''': Urgals! And the Ba'Zac!
-->'''Jeremy''': Urgals and the Ba'Zac? Do you mean the Nazgul and Uru-Kai?! [[TakeThat Jesus f*cking Christ, they should have called the main character Xerox instead of Eragon.]]
* This:
-->'''Brom''': Magic comes from dragons.
-->'''Jeremy''': BUT WHY?! AND HOW?!
* Jeremy cracks up at [[{{Narm}} Brom's death scene]]; after laughing for 20 seconds, he declares it to be "the worst Ex-Machina in the history of storytelling!"
* When Saphira lets out a loud roar:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SarcasmMode Well, it's a good thing you guys aren't trying to hide.]]
* Jeremy's description of a group of knights:
-->'''Jeremy''': They've been captured by the "Faith Militant Sons of the Upside-Down Cereal Bowl Helmets Without Borders"! Of all the rotten luck.
* During the climatic battle:
-->'''Eragon''': Time to return the favor!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SpecialEffectsFailure To the CGI company by not billing them for this entire sequence which looks fake as sh*t!]]
* Later on:
-->'''Saphira''': It's dark magic!
-->'''Jeremy''' Oh. OK.
* At the end of the movie:
-->'''Arya''': But Galbatorix will try to avenge this defeat.
-->'''Jeremy''' Ha-hahahahahahaha! They thought that- while MAKING this movie- [[StillbornFranchise that they were going to get sequels! Oh, that's hilarious!]]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Brom''': I have seen things that you could not imagine.
-->'''Winston''' I have seen sh*t that will turn you WHITE!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Escape Room'']]
* [[RunningGag "47 seconds of inescapable logos.]]"
* This bit:
-->'''Location Title''': Chicago, Illinois
-->'''Jeremy''' [[RunningGag In case you confused it with]] [[Theatre/{{Chicago}} Chicago the Musical.]]
* At Ben's relationship with his father:
-->'''Jeremy''' [[ARareSentence Grocery Drama.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Jason''': Stop being chivalrous with her! No one here is going to have sex with you!
-->'''Jeremy''': SHOTS FIRED. [[SkewedPriorities This is the kind of guy that would roast you about your prowess with women '''WHILE YOU'RE BURNING ALIVE.''']]
* "Movie will have you believe that Danny escaped this vent in four seconds and I'm not having it."
* When a flashback shows Ben killing his friends by drunk-driving:
-->'''Jeremy''': Man, Tennessee is going way to far by putting their [=PSAs=] in the middle of discount Saw movies.
* This:
-->'''Danny''': It feels like I'm playing the world's funnest game with the world's meanest people.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Twitter.]]
* At one point, Jeremy gets so sick of the main character's ineptitude at solving the puzzles that he claims that they're "the most stupid randomly assembled stereotypes to be randomly assembled and stereotype."
* In another escape room:
-->'''Ben''': Feel free to leave but may we note - It's best to find the antidote.
-->'''Jeremy''': It's good to see that the poem writers from the original Jumanji still get work.
* Jeremy sins the trippy drug room and its effects because [[TakeThat ""it just gave Marvel more ideas on how to further obscure its fight scenes in future movies."]]
* At one point, Jeremy is dismayed to point out that the movie [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer made more money than Clue, Shawshank Redemption, A Simple Plan and Children of Men ''combined''.]]
* At the end of the movie, when the police point out the lack of evidence about the escape room, Jeremy not only points out every single reason why that couldn't happen and sins each reason, [[UptoEleven he adds 20 sins along with it.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''E.T. the Extra Terrestrial'']]
* Just like with "Everything Wrong With ''WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}}''", the description just says in response to [[OhNoYouDidnt most fans' reaction]], "Yes. Yes we did."
* When the spaceship leaves E.T behind, we get this:
-->'''Jeremy''': E.T's race is a dick to E.T.
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Ah, the 80's, when it was perfectly acceptable to give your friend's mom's ass a wet willie.]]
* When Elliott leaves out the Reese's Pieces trail for E.T:
-->'''Jeremy''': This actually works.
* "E.T is smart enough to know what Elliot is saying. [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation He just doesn't give a f*ck.]]"
* Elliott shows E.T his Star Wars toys:
-->'''Elliott''': This is Greedo! Pew pew!
-->'''Jeremy''': Elliott is clearly in the Greedo Shot First camp.
* At one point, we get the obligatory [[VideoGame/ETTheExtraTerrestrial E.T video game]] reference:
-->'''Jeremy''': Movie inspires an awful UsefulNotes/{{Atari 2600}} game that I spent too much time playing as a kid.
* When the NASA scientists come to the house:
-->'''Jeremy''': Took you assholes long enough to show up.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Ex Machina'']]
* When the TV turns on:
-->'''Jeremy''': Wait, so all of the channels are a variation of the same thing? [[TakeThat It must be Comcast!]]
* "Fine Art."
* This:
-->'''Ava''': I would like to be friends with you.
-->'''Jeremy''': Damn, only took him two dates until he was friendzoned.
* This bit:
-->'''Nathan''': It's Promethean, man.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Nathan went to the Prometheus School of Getting Drunk.]]
* "[[IncrediblyLamePun Ex Machina Sex Machina Ex Machina!]]"
* The Sin Tally ends at 69, with a set of parenthesis claiming that it wasn't intentional.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Exorcist'']]
* When a small carving of Pazuzu is found at an archeological site:
-->'''Jeremy''': Man, this thing is totally going to ruin the Brady Bunch's Hawaiian vacation.
* Although Jeremy loves the movie, he can't help but sin it for its very slow pacing throughout.
* Jeremy, based on habit, immediately starts sinning 'Crash Course', the movie within the movie.
* This bit:
-->'''Chris''': What's this? Dinner at the White House?
-->'''Jeremy''': [[GeniusBonus I see Nixon has the same boner for Hollywood actresses as JFK did.]]
* At a shot of Father Karras working out at a gym:
-->'''Jeremy''': I can't wait for Karras vs Pazuzu 2. I ordered it on Pay-Per-View and everything!
* This:
-->'''Burke''': There appears to be a pubic hair in my drink.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Clarence Thomas.]]
* Jeremy repeatingly compares Burke's bizarre mannerisms to Mr. Bean.
* When Regan's bed starts moving on its own:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[CrossestheLineTwice Man, you pop a quarter into one of these things and you don't know where it'll take you!]]
* Jeremy is shocked at how casually the doctors smoke in front of Regan.
* Jeremy's reaction at the famous head turning scene:
-->'''Jeremy''': HOLY F*CKING SH*T! ''1 sin removed''
* This:
-->'''Father Karras''': What is my mother's maiden name?
-->'''Demon Regan''': ''vomits on Karras''
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint It sounds better in the original Greek though.]]
* This:
-->'''Father Merrin''': We need an exorcist.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll Devils]]!
* This bit:
-->'''Demon Regan''': YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!
-->'''Jeremy''': Rhetoric.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Face/Off'']]
* The entire "Smell my hand" unsinned bonus round.
* "Face..." "Roll..." "Off." "Credits."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Fault In Our Stars'']]
* In the scene at the cancer patient support group:
-->'''Gus:''' My fears ? Oblivion.
-->'''[=CinemaSins=]:''' Oh come on... [[Film/Oblivion2013 the movie]] wasn't THAT bad.
* The various moments of "We also probably missed a hilarious 'driving her back to her house scene' where he X 5 Y."
* The small scene of Gus watching ''Aliens'' was a middle finger to every guy gone to see this movie.
* Jeremy's response to Hazel's line "I'm a grenade".
-->'''Jeremy:''' You could always date [[Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger Steve Rogers]]. I hear he has no problem [[JumpingOnAGrenade falling on grenades]].
** In TheStinger, Jeremy responds to the same line by playing the chorus to "Grenade" by Music/BrunoMars.
* Hazel: "Everything is wrong!" Jeremy: "Hazel Grace would be excellent at [=CinemaSins=]."
* "Folders named "stuff" contain pornography 95% of the time. Just sayin'".
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Ferdinand'']]
* "Aw, Nina and Ferdinand got back together. [[CrossesTheLineTwice I wonder what the wedding will be like?]]"
* At one point, Jeremy accuses the movie of stealing their sins.
* "[[IncrediblyLamePun Bullsh*t.]] [[LampshadeHanging Oh, come on,]] [[LamePunReaction you knew it was coming sometime!]]"
* When the bulls are on the bus, we get:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ha-ha, cute gag but literally no one would react to this? No phone calls to the police or anything? I guess [[GeniusBonus Spain is different.]] [[note]]A reference to a famous tourism slogan.[[/note]]
* One of the outtakes plays [[Film/RockyIV "No Easy Way Out]]" over Ferdinand heading out to the stadium.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within'']]
* This sin:
-->'''Aki:''' She told me she was ready to die.
-->'''Jeremy:''' That kid is f*cking hardcore. ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Fifth Element'']]
* Upon the first appearance of Milla Jovovich:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I might remove a sin for naked Milla Jovovich, but...come on....like THAT'S unique or rare.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''First Blood'']]
* Jeremy has a miniature breakdown when he sees that there's no opening logos for him to sin, culminating in "[[YourHeadAsplode Aneurysplosion]]".
* At the title card:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[EarlyInstallmentWeirdness Rambo movie fails to properly Rambo.]]
* This:
-->'''Teasle:''' Wearing that jacket and that flag...you're looking for trouble around here!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I can't tell if Teasle is warning Rambo or [[HoYay propositioning him.]]
* Upon seeing a Christmas sign in the town, Jeremy immediately declares that First Blood is a Christmas movie.
* Jeremy originally starts to sin the character of Jade for being [[RunningGag Discount David Caruso]], then is shocked when he finds out it [[RetroactiveRecognition really is David Caruso.]]
* Jeremy cracks up at Rambo popping a wheelie on a motorbike during his initial escape, calling it "something out of a Fast and Furious prequel".
* At a shot of Rambo climbing a mountain wall:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ActorAllusion Cliffhanger: 1982 Edition!]]
* Jeremy's reaction to Galt's death:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Wait, that f*cking WORKED?!
* When Rambo hides in a cave:
-->'''Jeremy:''' We now return to Clan of the Cave Bear...
* This bit:
-->'''Rambo:''' They drew first blood. Not me.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll Rambos!]]
* This:
-->'''Officer:''' Clinton, what's the matter with you?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat A conversation from the 1992 Presidental Elections somehow found its way into this movie. Or 1996. Or 2008. Or 2016. Sh*t, there was a lot of times that could have happened.]]
* When Rambo climbs on top a military jeep:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Rambos of the Lost Ark!
* As Rambo shoots up a store with Christmas displays in the window:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Well, SOMEONE is getting a lump of coal this year.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Forrest Gump'']]
* Upon realising that Forrest's narration plays out throughout the entire film, Jeremy adds 20 sins.
* This bit:
-->'''Forrest Gump:''' They called that man The King. And years later, he had himself a heart attack or something.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ElvisLives Or something...]]
* When the kids bully Gump when he gets on the school bus, Jeremy sins the kids, then Alabama itself for producing such brats.
* This:
-->'''Forrest Gump:''' The best part about meeting the president of the United States? All the food!
-->'''Jeremy:''' It's true. I hear they serve delicious [[TakeThat Hamderbers.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Forrest Gump:''' And after 5 years, I got a college degree!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat The NCAA.]]
* When Forrest meets Bubba:
-->'''Forrest Gump:''' My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.
-->'''Jeremy:''' I am not a smart man. But I know what [[RunningGag Roll Credits]] is.
* When Bubba and Forrest decide to go into shrimping during Vietnam:
-->'''Bubba:''' And, hey, Forrest, all the shrimp you can eat.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Red Lobster called, they'd like for you to stop using their main form of employee recruitment!]]
* When Forrest plays ping-pong:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Ping Pong Proceeds to Propaganda Proportions without Properly Petitioning Participants Previous Political Positions.]]
* This:
-->'''Forrest Gump:''' Everybody knows it isn't true but momma just says they're like little white lies that don't hurt nobody.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Advertising in a nutshell.
* This, for only how simple it is:
-->'''Lt. Dan:''' I never properly thanked you for...for saving my life.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BrutalHonesty You still haven't.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Gemini Man'']]
* At Marino's spy earpiece:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Who ordered the most conspicious earpiece in the history of film?! You might as well be wearing huge headphones that say "Beats by Dre, Super Secret Spy Edition" on them.
* This bit:
-->'''Marino:''' That was the best ever. I'm impressed.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Impressed? That shot was so good that I'm now convinced that this is a [[CanonWelding DCEU movie and it is actually a sequel to the Oscar-winning Suicide Squad.]]
* This:
-->'''Jeremy:''' So, you burn the pictures of your targets after killing them, which seems smart but you carry that picture all the way from Belgium to Georgia before you do it, which is stupid.
** When the location title appears:
-->'''Intertitle:''' BUTTERMILK SOUND, GA
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag In case you confused it with "Buttermilk Sounds F*cking Delicious!"]]
* This:
-->'''Henry:''' I'm deathly allergic to bees.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Well, I'm sure that won't come up later!]] Look, foreshadowing is fine when it's subtle but this random bee showing up, the over-the-top reaction AND spelling out the allergy with the line is what changes this sin from foreshadowing to FORCED-shadowing, and that's why the sin bell doth toll.
* Jeremy's description of Jack Willis:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This guy looks like if Will Ferrel cosplayed as John C. Reilly.
* This:
-->'''Janet:''' We'll clean up our own messes, thank you.
-->'''Jeremy:''' I know that Linda Emond has several Tony nominations but I feel like every time she delivers a line in this movie, someone was shouting [[DullSurprise "LESS HUMAN, MORE ROBOT THIS TIME, LINDA!!" until they eventually got it right.]]
* "[[MakesAsMuchSenseInContext Teaching your child to drown.]]"
* Jeremy gets increasingly frustrated at the dark cinematography.
* This bit:
-->'''Henry:''' You get on that boat, your whole life is going to change...
-->'''Jeremy:''' Just like that speech in Men in Black that Tommy Lee Jones gave to...[[ActorAllusion whoever that other guy was]].
* This:
-->'''Danny:''' What scares you other than bees?
-->'''Henry:''' Drowning.
-->'''Jeremy:''' OK, so new leader in the clubhouse to come back in the climax...drowning barely edges out bees. One of those is sure to come back. Though if he somehow encounters [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs bees WHILE drowning]], I'll remove 5 sins because [[CrazyAwesome that's just rad.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Del:''' It's like the Hindenberg hitting the Titanic.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CallBack And then both of those drowning in bees!]]
* "[[SpecialEffectFailure Most of this movie's outdoor shots still look green-screened. And that's just weird.]]"
* This:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RecognitionFailure Tom Cruise riding a motorbike cliche.]] Oh, wait. Hmm...I Robot, this, Bad Boys for Life...maybe we're building something up for Will here.
* During a chase scene:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative Man, this is the best chase scene Ang Lee has directed since Sense and Sensablility!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Henry:''' I need you to get me to Budapest.
-->'''Jeremy:''' WHAT IS THIS MOVIE?! It wants to be Bourne, the Sixth Day and Taken at the same time! And it's watered down gravy next to any of those movie. Yes, even Sixth Day! AND Sixth Day is AWFUL!
** Followed by this:
-->'''Benedict:''' I know someone, let me give them a call!
-->'''Staplers Button:''' [[GilliganCut That was easy.]]
* This:
-->'''Danny:''' Is it possible you could have had a kid without knowing it?
-->'''Jeremy:''' One of ten questions my college girlfriend asked before having sex with me for the first time!
* This bit:
-->'''Intertitle:''' Budapest, Hungary
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag In case you confused it with]] [[IncrediblyLamePun Budapest, No Thanks I Just Ate]].
* This bit:
-->'''Danny:''' He's your clone.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Here the movie tells us what the trailer told us in the first 30 seconds. And if there was a case for movie trailer reform, it's now.
* Jeremy lets out an angry [[Series/Seinfeld Yada yada yada]] during some exposition.
* This:
-->'''Jackson:''' Everybody hates cilantro.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's cilantro-ist!]]
* During the scene where Henry and Jackson meet, Jeremy lets out an "INTERSTELLAR SKIP", complete with a modified deep voice.
* This bit:
-->'''Benedict:''' It's not everyday you see a man get his ass beat on two continents.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Clearly, you've never seen Rocky IV!
* This:
-->'''Henry:''' We have to shut it down. Both of us.
-->'''Jeremy:''' I could write this script after one viewing of the trailer! None of these beats are exciting in the slightest.
* This bit:
-->'''Jackson:''' You were born in Philadelphia, right?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ActorAllusion Iiiiin West Philadelphia, born and raised...]]
* During a "they survive this" sin:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie is a giant f*ck you to anyone who wants a little bit of realism in their action movies.
* This bit:
-->'''Del:''' We checked. There are no more clones.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ohhhh, you checked?! Good enough for me!
* Jeremy stops the video after seeing [[SpecialEffectFailure the digital effects on Jackson during the final scene]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Geostorm'']]
* One of the first sins:
-->'''Hannah:''' Everyone was warned. But no one listened.
-->'''Jeremy:''' So we will keep making weather disaster films until [[TakeThat YOU LISTEN... CONGRESS!]]
* This:
-->'''Hannah:''' The world came together as one.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, I had NO idea that Geostorm was actually part of the Bill and Ted's Expanded Universe. What year was God Gave Rock & Roll to You broadcast to the universe? I always get the timelines confused.
* Jeremy is horrified that, out of all the movies in the world, Geostorm was the one to get Andy Garcia and Ed Harris to work together.
* Jeremy mentions that the movie takes place in "[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D.]]".
* During a spacewalk scene, Jeremy notes that it looks less like Gravity and more like The 3 Stooges In Orbit.
* "It really is incredible to see Gerard Butler's Scottish and American accents battling in real time."
* When Rio freezes over, Jeremy hopes that [[Film/TheFastAndTheFurious Dominic Toretto]] got frozen to death while street racing there and ponders if "he gets frozen a quarter-mile at a time".
** One of the stingers plays Frogger music and sound effects over said scene.
* This bit:
-->'''Alarm Screen:''' TIME TO GEOSTORM: ONE HOUR 30 MINUTES
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Unfortunately, no one watching this movie was given the same warning, and many tens of people died.]]
* When the DNC meeting is destroyed by lightning:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Suddenly, the Koch Brothers just got unexpected, simultaneous erections.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Ghost'']]
* "Dramatic film hires ''Film/{{Airplane}}'' director and then expects me to take it seriously."
* "Bad guys hire an assassin with ZERO stealth points."
* Sam Wheat has been killed, and is offered a portal into a bright realm:
-->'''Jeremy:''' God has room for bankers in Heaven.
* Willie Lopez has been killed and is taken to the underworld by phantoms:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Jerry Zucker couldn't resist throwing a little [[RunningGag comedy]] into the film.
* Carl Bruner has been killed and is taken to the underworld by phantoms:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Jerry Zucker couldn't resist throwing a little comedy into the film.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Ghostbusters'' (2016)]]
* Jeremy refusing to call Bill Murray's character anything but [[Film/Ghostbusters1984 Dr. Peter Venkman]].
* When Slimer shows up:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Worthless Slimer cameo is worthless. I can't believe they managed to get him off of his ranch in Montana to film this scene.
* One of the stingers at the end of the video syncs up a living [[Film/{{Mannequin}} mannequin]] chasing Patty with "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now".
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Ghost in the Shell'' (1995)]]
* The SceneryCensor for every bit of nudity is Batou's head.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Ghost in the Shell'' (2017)]]
* When Major strips naked:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DistractedByTheSexy YEAHHH-]] [[BarbieDollAnatomy Aw.]]
* Jeremy's comments on the scenery:
-->'''Jeremy:''' It's like this movie put Film/BladeRunner, Film/TheFifthElement, and Film/AttackOfTheClones in a blender, added Pop Rocks and Diet Coke, smashed it with a baseball bat, then fucked it.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo'' (2011)]]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This movie exists.]]
* At a shot of the Millenium building:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, cool, Mikael works at that [[NamestheSame short-lived 90's FOX show that starred Lance Hendriksen!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Henrik:''' And what do you know about me?
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'd remove all the sins from this movie is Mikael asked him if Kevin Spacey previously played him.
* "Fjordshadowing".
** Which is immediately followed up by "Swedesposition".
* This:
-->'''Mikael:''' I'm losing track of everything here!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Mikael speaks for the audience and the movie immediately raises two giant middle fingers in response.
* "HOT. RESEARCHING. ACTION."
* When Mikael discovers an evidence photo of a subject hiding behind a balloon, Jeremy immediately jumps to the conclusion that its [[Literature/IT Pennywise the Dancing Clown]].
* This:
-->'''Martin:''' Funny. I never had a man in here [[note]]Referring to his torture chamber[[/note]] before.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's racist.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Gnomeo and Juliet'']]
* At the beginning, we get this:
-->'''Gnome:''' The story you are about to see has been already been told. A lot.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Gnarration.
* Followed up by:
-->'''Gnome:''' And now, for a long and very boring prologue...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Can't be anymore boring than this.]]
* This sin:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Crazy complicated color coordination clearly created to convey character combat conviently.]]
* At one point, Jeremy is shocked that the movie has ''16'' credited writers.
* After Jeremy hears "delicate" too many times, he CrossesTheLineTwice, giving us this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Man, I delicate hope delicate all this delicate repetition delicate doesn't delicate have any delicate impact delicate on my delicate writing delicate from this delicate point delicate on. Delicate.]]
* At the appearance of an obnoxious lawn flamingo:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheScrappy Glad to see this movie had time for its own personal Jar-Jar.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Golden Compass'']]
* At the appearance of Lord Asriel with his familiar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' See, now I'd rather be watching a movie where James Bond fights crime alongside a leopard.
* Jeremy makes an unexpected reference to EPCOT's Spaceship Earth during the long opening narration of the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks So, when do we thank the Phoenicians?]]
* This bit:
-->'''Coulter:''' In fact, I took audience with the great polar bear king!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I offered him a Coca-Cola but he and his family wanted Pepsi. Guess you can't believe everything on TV.
* Jeremy's questions about how the daemons work turns into a RunningGag making it seem like a textbook.
* Despite all of the supernatural events in this movie, the thing that confuses Jeremy the most is the fact that [[ZeppelinsFromAnotherWorld people still use dirigibles in this world.]]
* Jeremy gets pissed off at ''3'' [[TitleDrop Roll Credits]] moments in the first half hour and adds 33 sins for this.
* At the colorful character introductions:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I am Cinema Sinfliggia, head of the "go f*ck yourself, movie" clan!
* "How much do you wanna bet Sam Elliot thought he was doing a Lonesome Dove sequel?"
* Jeremy begins comparing the movie to Star Trek: Voyager, then, after talking about an episode at length comes to the conclusion that the scene's meaning is that [[SidetrackedbytheAnalogy Captain Janeway is a psychopath.]]
* Jeremy is shocked at the violent conclusion to the climatic fight and adds a sin not for the movie but for "the MPAA's hypocrisy when it comes to these things."
* This bit:
-->'''Serefina:''' This girl will be of great assistance in the upcoming wars.
-->'''Jeremy:''' You mean like in the sequels-ahahahahahahhahahah! [[StillbornFranchise This movie! Sequels! Hahahahahahaha!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Gone in 60 Seconds'']]
* Jeremy cracks up at the [[SpecialEffectsFailure poor photoshopping of Nicolas Cage into a picture.]]
* The comments on the opening credits:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The only thing worse then having to sit through this indeterminable credits is that its backed by [[TakeThat a Moby song.]]
* This:
-->'''Atlee:''' It's like a little boy's nursery room in here.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Description of the writer's room becomes a line of dialogue.
* "There's so much macho and aggro bullsh*t in this opening scene, I might as well be watching a Limp Bizkit video."
* This bit:
-->'''Atlee:''' [[NamesTheSame Something wrong, Tumbler?]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'll say. [[TakeThat There's no porn anymore!]]
* This:
-->'''Kip:''' 13 down, 7 to go.
-->'''Jeremy:''' HEY KIDS! COUNTING IS ''FUN!''
* Jeremy sins the concept of Go-Karts.
* At one point, Jeremy is stunned by the dialogue and repeats it before adding a sin:
-->'''Atlee:''' Now he's jammed up...jammed up bad.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Now he's jammed up...jammed up bad.
* Jeremy's reaction to the name Memphis Raines:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Memphis Raines. Memphis Raines? MEMPHIS RAINES?! [[Corpsing Why not call him Lexington Snow? Or Augusta Sunshine? Or Nashville Twang-o-rama?!]]
* This:
-->'''Calitri:''' After you left, all theft in the south-bay area went down by 47%!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, f*ck OFF. Do some math.
* This bit:
-->'''Kip:''' I can handle things on my own.
-->'''Memphis:''' The kitchen's on fire.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Yep. That's this movie's version of a "subtle metaphor".]]
* At the appearance of Otto:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag I see you dragged Robert Duvall into this sh*t.]]
* When Memphis gets in a barfight, Jeremy wonders if he's secretly [[CanonWelding Cameron Poe.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Roland:''' You go ahead and make your move. But I won't be waiting for you.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Funny, that's what my college girlfriend told m-]]
* At one point, Jeremy waxes poetically about the movie's similarities with The Godfather. He ends his speech by noting that [[ShaggyDogStory the two movies have nothing in common but Jeremy's going to rewatch the trilogy immediately after he's done with Gone in 60 Seconds.]]
* This:
-->'''Memphis:''' I am a bad man.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat You mean "actor".]]
* Jeremy is shocked that, after spending a lot of runtime on exposition, the actual car stealing is done in a quick montage.
* "[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer THE DOG ATE THE KEYS THEY NEED!"]]
* Jeremy declares the romance between Memphis and Sway to be [[InsulttoRocks worse than the Star Wars prequels.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Sway:''' Let's finish this.
-->'''Jeremy:''' For the love of f*ck, PLEASE!!!!
* "The continuity and frequent cuts in this scene is so intense, it might as well be a [[TakeThat Taken movie.]]"
* At a shot of Memphis driving:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I guess its time to [[ActorAllusion Drive...]] [[BondOneLiner Angry.]]
* This:
-->'''Roland:''' I'm a police officer: if you kill me, your life is over.
-->'''Calitiri:''' No, if I kill you, YOUR life is over!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Well, you can't argue with logic like that.]]
* Jeremy cracks up at how [[SpecialEffectsFailure Calitiri's death]] and shows Dick Jones' death from ''Film/RoboCop1987'' side by side to show how fake it looks.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Great Wall'']]
* At the beginning of the movie, we get this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie should have given my 7th grade paper entitled "The Great Wall of China: The Mystery, the Majesty and the Legend" a partial writing credit. Maybe IT will ALSO get a [[TakeThat C minus from my social studies teacher.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Greatest Showman'']]
* "19th century dabbing."
* Right at the beginning, we get:
-->'''P.T. Barnum:''' Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment you've been waiting for!
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[TakeThat It's the end of the movie already?]]
* "F*ck! Even the flashbacks have musical numbers!"
* "HOLY SH*T, THAT SONG GOT HER PREGNANT!?!"
* The RunningGag about P.T. Barnum's real life compared to the film; virtually every sin gets a dig in at the awful things the actual man did.
* Jeremy's rundown of the circus freaks:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Let's see. We've got Teen Wolf, Slender-Man, fatter Jon Lovitz, Glenn Close with a sh*tty perm, Daniel Day Dracula, Lucy Who, a tattooed Colonel Mustard...
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Dog Boy Milk! Get your Dog Boy Milk here! Everyone loves milk named after a dog boy!"]]
* The final sin:
-->'''Title card:''' The noblest art is that of making others happy. - P.T. Barnum
-->'''Jeremy:''' Also, "there's a sucker born every minute" but tomato, tom-ato, right?
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Hancock'']]
* At the very beginning, a young Atticus Shaffer makes a cameo.
--> '''Jeremy''': Apparently, [[RetroactiveRecognition before he was]] [[Series/TheMiddle Brick]], this kid who should probably be at school or something walks around sarcastically waking up superheroes. '''(whispers)''' ''[[ShoutOut waking up]] [[VerbalTic superheroes.]]''
* In honor of a random extra [[RunningGag being excellent at CinemaSins]], Jeremy proceeds to list several alternative ways Hancock could have stopped a train accident and counts them as sins.
* "Non-buffering HD [=YouTube=] in 2008."
* Some SelfDeprecation:
-->'''Ray:''' It's not a crime to be an asshole, but it's very counterproductive.\\
'''Jeremy:''' We beg to differ.
* Jeremy throws up after a shot rotates too many times in a row.
* This:
-->'''Mary:''' It's hard to explain!\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Then perhaps you should have started that storyline 20 minutes ago.]]
** At one point, Jeremy refers to Mary as "Mary Mary Quite Expositionary".
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''The Happening'']]
* The description for the video is one word: [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "Oy."]]
* Jeremy adds ''5'' sins to the movie during the screen credit for James Newton Howard's score, not because it's bad but because it's too good to be associated with the movie.
* At a shot of bypassers standing perfectly still:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat In 2008, those Improv Everywhere assholes went WAY too far.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Title Card:''' Three Blocks from Central Park, New York City
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode I can't wait when they get to Nebraska and they tell us its 25, 928 blocks away from Central Park, New York City.]]
* Jeremy refers to Elliott as Mark Wahlberg (and later [[Film/TheDeparted Dignam]]) numerous times throughout the entire video.
* Jeremy's hilarious impression of Mark Wahlberg's performance:
-->'''Jeremy (as Mark Wahlberg):''' Hey guys, did you know that the sun is going supernova in the future? Maybe its time we start evacuating the Earth because we're not going to make it when that
happens, you know.
* This:
-->'''Elliott:''' Scary, huh?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This is the question that M. Night asked the entire crew during every filming day.]]
* Jeremy removes a sin for [[RefugeinAudacity a legitimately puzzled reaction from an extra during Dignam's lecture]].
* During the lecture:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This is a sequel to Dead Poets Society that went terribly, TERRIBLY wrong.
* This:
-->'''Julian:''' The probability of something happening in Philadelphia is very low.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Especially an NBA championship.]]
* "Everyone knew how to use cell phones by the late 2000s; except for [[TakeThat Tiger Woods.]]"
* This:
-->'''Newscaster:''' The epidemic appears to affect only the Northeast...
-->'''Jeremy:''' Which, as we all know, is the only area in America with trees and plants.
* At a shot of nuclear plant towers billowing smoke in the air:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Subtle.]]
* This:
-->'''Julian:''' Look at me! Just look at me!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Why risk her looking at your face when she could have seen [[TakeThat The Pest or Spawn or Spun or The Fan or...]]
* When Brian O'Halloran's character dies in the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ActorAllusion And to think-]] [[Film/{{Clerks}} he wasn't even supposed to be here today!]]
* This:
-->'''Elliott:''' We've got to chase against the wind!
-->'''Jeremy:''' This line is the greatest setup to a [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative "chase against the weather" sequence since The Day After Tomorrow.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Kid:''' I don't even know what's happening anymore.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat I was asking myself the same thing as I walked out of the theatre at
this very moment back in 2008.]]
* Jeremy's reaction to the [[MemeticMutation iconic]] scene:
-->'''Elliott:''' What? No!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is it comedy? Is it horror? YOU DON'T KNOW!
* Jeremy refers to the movie's title as "a giant version of the [[RunningGag Pronoun Game.]]"
* Jeremy lets out a [[ClusterFBomb series of f*cks]] at the nonsensical ending.
* The BonusRound: "Mark Wahlberg is generally unhelpful"; which shows ''every'' moment of Dignam being useless or a hinderance throughout the movie, including the [[BrickJoke "What?! No!" scene.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Happy Death Day'']]
* [[{{Irony}} Tree is a dick to Global Warming.]]
* After Tree nails floorboards to her window, we get this:
-->'''Tree:''' See if you can get through that, asshole.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[FailedASpotCheck Yeah, because there's no way the killer can just break through the
page became so big areas below the wood and get in that way.]]
* As Tree walks out in the university courtyard naked:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie is PG-13.
** It's funnier in the outtakes scenes, where he plays the naked Tree scene again with "[[Film/TheGreatestShowman This Is Me]]" in the background.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Happy Feet'']]
* Even though Jeremy thinks the movie is OK, he immediately adds a sin for this movie and its sequel delaying Mad Max: Fury Road from being made.
* The RunningGag of Jeremy pointing out how blatantly dirty a lot of the jokes in this 'family movie' really are thanks to the music, starting with penguins courting to Prince's Kiss and... somehow only getting worse from there. "Let's talk about '' eggs'', baby!"
* "[[CrossesTheLineTwice Hahahahaha, remember back in 2006 when we had polar ice? Good times...]]"
* When Jeremy removes a sin for the musical numbers, [[BitingTheHandHumor he throws in a dig in at Website/YouTube's strict copyright policies forbidding him for playing them.]]
* Between the famous voice cast, the numerous famous songs and the rights acquiring, Jeremy calculates that the movie must have cost "at least 72 billion dollars".
* Several minutes into the sins video:
-->'''Narrator:''' His mom and dad met in the usual way...
-->'''Jeremy:''' Penguinarration!
* This:
-->'''Narrator:''' The mothers left for the fishing season while the dads stayed behind with the eggs!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ah, a reverse ''The Shape of Water''.
* This bit:
-->'''Falcon:''' What are you doing here, flipper boy?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' That's flipper-ist!
* When Mumble and Gloria wind up in uncomfortable positions, Jeremy lets the puns fly:
-->'''Jeremy:'' Summer of 69. Doggiefish. Journey to the South Pole...
* Jeremy cracks up when he finds out that [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece Fat Joe voices a main character in the movie]].
* When the movie plays Queen's Somebody to Love, Jeremy hopes that "they aren't going to play the full Live-Aid setlist."
* At Lovelace leaving with a flock of female penguins:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Great, so now I have to explain group sex to the kids, too. Who produced this thing, Larry Flynt?!
* When Mumble and Gloria dance:
-->'''Penguin Elder:''' Now we have this...uprising!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie somehow thought
it could become webbed-Footloose without me noticing. Movie is way wrong.
* This:
-->'''Mumble:''' None of this makes any sense!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Script margin note somehow made it into the final cut of the movie.
* At a shot of a snow covered mountain-top:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Get your Paramount out of my Warner Brothers!
* This epic tongue-twister:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Humble Mumble bumbles and stumbles then tumbles and fumbles through the propeller as it rumbles but somehow doesn't get jumbled or crumble and so, I shall grumble.
* At the end, when all of the penguins are dancing:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I don't care if they won 2 Stanley Cups in a row, this is way too much celebration.
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Mumble:''' I'm a very particular kind of guy. I need my own space!
-->'''Pee-Wee Herman:''' I'm a loner, Dottie! A rebel!
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''The Hateful 8'']]
* The "Racial Slur Bonus Round", where Jeremy sins each use of the n-word while dubbing over random words (usually words with "-er" at the end) in its place (climbers, loggers, etc.), using different inflections and ''Mario'' music in the background.
--->'''John Ritter in ''Sling Blade''''': Well, that's a ''very'' offensive way to put it; you shouldn't say that.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Hereditary'']]
* At the opening shot, showing a camera going into a dollhouse:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t, did they already remake Downsizing?
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Funeral creeps.]]"
** One of the outtakes replays the scene, this time with [[Film/AChristmasStory "I like The Wizard of Oz. I like the Tin Man".]] dubbed over it.
* When Peter creeps on a girl in school:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Peter fails the Bechdel test.]] [[SelfDeprecation She probably gets that joke all the time; sorry we
had to go there but we are a lowbrow "film and animation" channel, so, for the kids...]]
* This bit:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BlackComedy Why doesn't Peter simply try supergluing his sister's head back on? Isn't that what most kids do when they break something super valuable? Like in Risky Business?]]
* Jeremy refers to Annie pulling off the seance like "a well-trained Mrs. Cleo".
* Although Jeremy loves the movie, he claims that the lack of explanation for everything "makes ''Series/TwinPeaks'' look like ''WesternAnimation/BluesClues."
* At a shot of the book, showing Satan surrounded with gold coins:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Aaaand of course, it's about money. This movie is Ocean's 11 with The Devil.
* When Peter screams in the middle of class:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Your social life does NOT recover from this, BTW.
* Jeremy claims that they thought of doing a bonus round every time someone begs "Please" in the movie but decided against because "we'd DIE."
* "[[WaxingLyrical Spider-Annie. Spider-Annie. Does whatever a Spider-Annie does.]]"
* When Peter ends up next door, to the cultist's shack:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh sh*t! He fell into one of the [[TakeThat Human Centipede sequels!]]
* At the cultists themselves, Jeremy comes up with an internal monologue for them:
-->'''Jeremy (in a Minnesotan accent):''' "Hey Jim. Heard you were in Hereditary. Who'd you play?" "Oh me? I was one of those guys in the treehouse with my d*ck out. It was awesome."
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Highlander'']]
* The RunningGag about the continous focus on shots of eyeballs throughout the movie.
* Jeremy cracks up at the special effects of the characters being killed, remarking that they look more like the They Live aliens.
* "[[ItMakesSenseinContext Who knew that they built Scotland on top of this parking garage?]]"
* This bit:
-->'''Police Officer:''' Where are you from?!
-->'''Connor''': Lots of different places!
-->'''Jeremy:''' But not Scotland! I don't hear any Scottish in that voice.
* This:
-->'''Candy:''' I'm Candy.
-->'''The Kurgan:''' Of course you are...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]
* [[RunningGag The director said, "let's have an apple off to the side of the shot while Connor f*cks his wife, it'll make him look like more of an asshole."]]
* Jeremy cracks up at [[WTHCastingAgency Sean Connery playing a Spaniard.]]
** Later:
-->'''Juan:''' I am not Spanish. I am Egyptian.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, you had your shot, movie. And you blew it.
* When Rameriz disappears from one shot to the next:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Juan narrowly avoids being chopped in half by an ancient technique called "film editing".
* Jeremy progressively gets angrier at the ridiculous fight scenes.
* At a shot of a man [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat impaled on a sword]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Matunas survives this. Seriously!
* "You immediately stabbed yourself to prove you were immortal?! LET'S F*CK!"
* At a shot of animated demons through the air:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Highlander: Fantasia.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Hitch'']]
* Jeremy gets so tired of Hitch's lenghty opening narration, he actually wants [[TakeThat Kevin James to show up just so it wouldn't
be so boring.]]
* Jeremy snaps when Hitch begins monologuing to the camera ''during the narration'', begging for the movie to end not less than five minutes into it.
* At a shot of the Flat-Iron Building:
-->'''Jeremy:''' PARKER!
* Jeremy calls a a weird looking square couch:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Whoever designed this f*cking thing can f*ck off and enjoy hipster eternity.
* "[[UnintentionalPeriodPiece Developing film.]]"
* This bit:
-->'''Ben:''' You've got to listen to me, man!
-->'''Jeremy:''' This isn't acting. [[TakeThat This is what Michael Rapaport says to people on a daily basis.]]
* During a flashback sequence where Hitch meets his girlfriend and takes of his glasses for the first time:
-->'''Hitch:''' And I knew my life would never be the same.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Did she just ''HEAL HIS VISION'' with her hotness?!
* Jeremy almost praised an in-universe newspaper article for having an actual article, then sins it for repeating itself.
* This:
-->'''Albert:''' I've had several...bad experiences in the past...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat He's talking about Pixels.]]
* Immediately followed with:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie gives us [[FanDisservice seven full seconds of Kevin James' ass]] and I can't help but take it personally.
* Jeremy is floored that the movie is eventually going to make Albert a ladies man, claiming that [[UptoEleven even Mr. Bean would be embarrased at his lack of social skills.]]
* When Hitch secretly puts a pen in Albert's pocket, Jeremy wonders if he did that with his "[[ActorAllusion Hancock X-ray vision.]]"
* After Hitch gets his coat caught in a taxi door:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie came out in 2000-and-"that joke was WAY too tired by the time this was released".
* When Albert pratfalls while on the phone:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Call 911! He's having a [[IncrediblyLamePun Blart attack!]]
* At a shot of a newspaper:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I can't wait to read the "sports final"! [[SarcasmMode Did the one team beat the other team by an undetermined amount of scoring units?!]]
* Jeremy [[NotHisSled refuses to Roll Credits every time Hitch is said]], claiming to not want to play by their "silly rules".
** Eventually, Jeremy relents near the end of the movie.
* "This movie's tagline could have been 'This goes on for some time'!"
* When Albert gets his backhair waxed:
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[CallBack A MAN WAXING HIS BODY HAIR?!]] [[SarcasmMode How hilarious and original and original and hilarious and original and hilarious."]]
* "Ewww, he took her to a [[TakeThat Knicks game?]]! Why not just pour hot coffee on her and call her a whore?!"
* At the end of the movie, Jeremy wonders why Will Smith stopped doing rap songs for his movies and [[HilarityEnsues comes up with a few of his own for Persuit of Happyness, After Earth and this movie.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Hocus Pocus'']]
* The video description gives Jeremy's opinion of the movie:
-->'''Video Description:''' This movie has somehow become a nostalgic beloved classic, and that sh*t is WRONG. This movie is TERRIBLE. This movie is sinny.
* When the witches suck out a child's soul:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheStoner These witches apparently mistook children for weed.]]
* This:
-->'''Thackery:''' You hag! There is not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's not-enough-childrenist!]]
* Jeremy's comments on Ice:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This guy is about as likeable as the actual ICE.]]
* At a group of masked costumegoers at a Halloween party, Jeremy declares that they're part of "an [[CrossesTheLineTwice Eyes Wide Shut orgy]]".
* This bit:
-->'''Max:''' Come on, it's just a bunch of hocus pocus!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag This is such an obvious Roll Credits moments that I'm convinced the screenwriters started from here.]]
* This:
-->'''Mary:''' I smell...children.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Movie unintentionally inspires a terrible Marylin Manson album.]]
* When the Sandersons come across a road:
-->'''Sarah:''' Tis as firm as stone!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag This was the same amount of surprise that my college girlfriend registered the first time we slept with each other.]]
* The RunningGag of Jeremy being dumbfounded at all the nostalgia surrounding the movie.
* At a cameo appearance by Garry Marshall:
-->'''Jeremy:''' You might think Garry Marshall is only DRESSED as Satan, but once you see Valentine's Day, New Year's Eve, Exit to Eden AND Raising Helen, you will know in your heart that this is no act.
* During the "I Put A Spell On You" sequence:
-->'''Winnie:''' Now dance! Dance until you die!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm pretty sure that was Steve Rubell's mandate for anyone that attended Studio 54 in the 70's.
* When the Sandersons come back from being burned:
-->'''Winnie:''' I want my book.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ohhh.
* When Max and Allison hold hands:
-->'''Jeremy:''' NOW he's not a virgin!
* This:
-->'''Dani:''' It doesn't matter how young or beautiful you are! You sold your soul!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This has to be a rant from Kayne after last year's Kardashian Thanksgiving celebration, right?]]]]
* The final sin of the movie, when the spell book opens its eye:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StillbornFranchise Hahahahaha, they thought they were going to get a-]]
** The video immediately [[GilliganCut cuts to an article saying Hocus Pocus is getting a sequel on Disney Plus]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t!
* One of the outtakes show [[Film/RaidersoftheLostArk Indy and Marian tied up while the Sanderson sisters are being executed]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Hook'']]
* In a scene where the kids are sent to bed before eight:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is it not even 8 O'clock yet? Why is a kid this age going to bed before the next episode of "Series/{{Dinosaurs}}" comes on?
* Jeremy attempts to say "Roll Credits" only to keep getting interupted by Toodles repeating Hook.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Damn. Well, you get the idea.
* "Hook hookers".
* "Slutty Scuba Mermaids". This wasn't a sin. Jeremy just wanted to say "Slutty Scuba Mermaids".
* When Peter calls himself "Pan the Avenger".
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh Jesus, not another [[Film/TheAvengers2012 Avenger]]. We've already got way too many.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''House of the Dead'']]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Title Card''': BOLL KG PRODUCTION PRESENTS
-->'''Jeremy''': Jesus, I can feel my face getting [[SmallNameBigEgo boxed in right now]]. ''*ding*''
* An colorful invitation to "Gathering" is displayed on a post card.
-->'''Jeremy''': This either a rave or an invitation into a volcano cult. 50/50 chance, but like I said, these people really love acid.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The House with a Clock in its Walls'']]
* At the beginning of the film:
-->'''Johnathan''': I look forward to meeting you.
-->'''Jeremy''': What is up with Jack Black's accent here? He's a warlock that lives in Michigan, not some gun-toting Buster Scruggs wannabe.
* Jeremy points out a subtle reference to Back to the Future with a movie marquee showing "Spaceman from Pluto" before sinning it because "it just makes me want to watch Back to the Future instead."
* A sin is added for [[TakeThat Eli Roth's directorial credit]] without any explanation or even stopping the video.
* During Johnathan and Florence's conversation, Jeremy adds a sin for "banter." When their conversation leads to them insulting each other, Jeremy sins it for [[CrossesTheLineTwice "SEXY banter."]]
** Later on, he sins them for [[BrickJoke "REALLY SEXY banter. Just f*ck already!"]]
* At a shot of the house:
-->'''Jeremy''': You could tell me that this shot is from this movie, Goosebumps or Miss Peregrine's Hogwarts for Gifted Youngsters and I would literally not be able to tell them apart. This sh*t really does roll all together, doesn't it?
* When Selena shows up:
-->'''Jeremy''': AHH! [[ActorAllusion It's a sudden Lily J. Potter!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Lewis''': Brave, brave, brave...
-->'''Jeremy''': Yeah, but which one? [[NamesTheSame The Disney/Pixar one where the mom turns into a bear or the one where Johnny Depp performs in a snuff film?]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids I mixed them up in front of my 6-year old niece once]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice and boy, I have NOT heard the end of it!]]
* Jeremy refers to a scene of hanging portrait characters as being too PG: "and not the 80's PG, when you could get away with some serious sh*t."
* This bit:
-->'''Johnathan''': The house likes you.
-->'''Lewis''': The house can't like anything! It's a house!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag That's houseist!]]
* Jeremy refers to the titular house as "if Pee-Wee's Playhouse f*cked The Haunted Mansion" and isn't sure if that should count as a sin.
* This:
-->'''Johnathan''': This house was once owned by another warlock, Isaac Izzard and his wife Selena.
-->'''Jeremy''': What about his son, Eddie?
* This bit:
-->'''Johnathan''': He passed away and left a magical clock in the walls.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Abracadabra Credits!]]
* Jeremy sins a toilet humor joke twice, one for the joke itself and another for the effects department having to work on that joke.
** Jeremy later recalls that "there was 100% less jokes about sh*t in the book".
* This:
-->'''Johnathan''': Let me show you what a little bit of WEIRD can do...
-->'''Jeremy''': File this one under "things you do not want to hear from your uncle who you still barely know."
* At a shot of Johnathan suspended in the air:
-->'''Jeremy''': Windgardium Levi-NO-sa. Also, [[SpecialEffectsFailure I haven't seen wire work this f*cking obvious since Highlander.]]
* When Johnathan inspects a room with a stethoscope:
-->'''Jeremy''': Dude, it's not called "The House with a Clock in its Furniture".
* "[[TheScrappy F*cking Tarby.]]"
** Later, Jeremy refers to Tarby as "Frank Underwood: Origins".
*** Later still:
-->'''Lewis''': I JUST WANTED TARBY AND I TO BE FRIENDS AGAIN!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RuleofThree F*CKING TARBY!]]
* Jeremy almost removes a sin for a badass gravestone before wondering who would order something like that:
-->'''Jeremy''': Maybe [[Music/{{Motorhead}} Lemmy?]]
* This:
-->'''Florence''': Something is wrong. VERY wrong.
-->'''Jeremy''': Sorry, Cate, even though you and everyone else in the cast and crew said this to Eli Roth, [[TakeThat we still got this movie.]]
* Jeremy points out that a transforming effect [[SpecialEffectsFailure "somehow looks worse than Men In Black, a movie made more than 20 years ago!]]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Johnathan''': Isaac!
-->'''Isaac''': [[Film/ChildrenoftheCorn Do not blaspheme, Malachi. You know not the laws. He speaks only to me.]]
* Another outtake:
-->'''Lewis''': I'm going to need some Ovaltine.
-->'''Ralphie Parker''': [[Film/AChristmasStory Be...sure to...drink your Ovaltine. A crummy commercial?!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''How the Grinch Stole Christmas'']]
* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic comes back [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS4E47 one more time]], to co-host this review in [[RhymesOnADime Seussian rhyme]].
* The Critic tells Jeremy that rhyming is easy, but at the very end, he admits that it was not easy at all, and agrees never to do it again.
* At the beginning, when they learn that Creator/AnthonyHopkins is narrating, Jeremy and the Critic each take a swipe at him:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hopkins is in this? That wasn't too bright, his role's as phoned in as the one in ''Film/TheRite''.\\
'''Critic:''' Also, is this such a holiday specter, your kids being soothed by [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]]?
** This is referenced later on, when the narrator says, "All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care."
--->'''Jeremy:''' Did I mention that Hannibal Lecter's still scary? 'Cause he is, almost as much as Jim Carrey.
* Two separate moments Jeremy and the Critic think are so long that they ask if anyone is in favor of skipping it. Cue a bunch of raised hands, followed by them saying, "Thank you!" and skipping it.
* Throughout the review, the reviewers call out the film for deviating from the book and the cartoon so much.
* As Cindy Lou Who falls through the trash tube, she is giggling, which prompts this remark:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm not sure why falling to her death makes her giggle. Eh, maybe she's thinking...\\
'''Critic:''' "Hehe, dying tickles!"
* When the Grinch goes to the Who-bilation...
-->'''Critic:''' How is it the Grinch hasn't blown up this town? I'd Who-nuke this Who-fest to the goddamn Who-ground!
* In response to the Grinch's mistletoe-butt scene...
-->'''Critic:''' Off to this family film you and your kids flew, but Jim Carrey's in this, so you knew it'd go blue!
* When the Grinch is refused a ride in a taxicab, because he is green...
-->'''Critic:''' A race joke, really? We're going there, folks? [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Actually, f*ck it, that was a pretty funny joke.]]
* The only part in the entire review that isn't said in rhyme is Jeremy's response to the Grinch's heart growing three sizes, which is a blunt...
--> '''Jeremy:''' Me? I'm still pissed.
* During the Grinch's backstory, when he is shown as a child in school, the Critic spoofs the ''WesternAnimation/MuppetBabies'' theme song: "Grinchy babies, they make nightmares come truuuuuuuue!"
** One clip in the post-review stinger replays the aforementioned scene, this time with the actual ''Muppet Babies'' theme playing.
* This line:
-->'''The Grinch:''' They'll crash on jang-jinglers and bounce on boing bounders!
-->'''Critic:''' Against a green screen snorting uppers and downers.
* The Critic's response to the Grinch "speaking in rhyme":
-->'''Critic:''' Tricky, we know, and you can see why, but at least we're attempting. You didn't even try.
* As the Grinch goes down to Whoville in his rocket-powered sled...
-->'''Grinch:''' I'm going to throw up! [[LargeHam AND THEN I'M GONNA DIE!!]]\\
'''Critic:''' If that would mean ending this movie, please try! ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''I Am Legend'']]
* Two Franchise/SpiderMan jokes in a row:
-->'''Jeremy:''' ''(at a shot with the Flatiron Building in view'') PARKER! Why is the city so empty?! ''*ding*''
-->'''Jeremy:''' ''(at a plastic-wrap covered building)'' What the hell is this supposed to be? Did Spider-Man orgasm his webbing all over this entire skyscraper?! ''*ding*''
* In a possible TakeThat towards the studios' decision to change the film's ending (the film had been building up to TheReveal that the Darkseekers still retained some humanity), Jeremy acts confused at the Darkseekers' signs of intelligence and organization when Neville claimed the virus took away all traces of "typical human behavior" from victims.
* "There is no God."
-->'''Jeremy''': Will Smith plays a Discount The Mole from the South Park movie.
* In the outtakes, when the Darkseeker Alpha Male smashes against the glass door:
-->'''Will Smith''': [[Film/IndependenceDay Welcome to Earth!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Ice Age'']]
* Jeremy sinning four instances in a row where [[MadeOfIron Scrat should have died in the opening.]]
-->''(When Scrat is forced through the crevice, with his eyes about to pop out...)''\\
'''Jeremy''' Scrat is dead. ''*ding*''\\
''(Scrat screams as he falls...)''\\
'''Jeremy''' Scrat is dead. ''*ding*''\\
''(Scrat repeatedly hits the mountain's rocky slope...)''\\
'''Jeremy''' [[RuleOfThree No really, Scrat is dead.]] ''*ding*''\\
''(As Scrat makes it to the bottom and is about to leave, a mammoth's foot crushes him...)''\\
'''Jeremy''' [[OverlyLongGag I mean... that's totally the end of Scrat, right?]] ''*ding*''
** Immediately, this sin afterwards makes those four instances even funnier:
-->''"I mean... Jesus... I guess I don't have to ever worry about Scrat. I saw a dead squirrel once. May god have mercy on my soul if I figure out whatever monster or Toyota Camry did it."'' ''*ding*''
* After Manny tosses the two rhinos away using his tusks and trunk:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Some bullsh*t. ''*ding*''
* As the baby stares blankly at the camera:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Disney famously animates their characters as cutely as possible. Fox on the other hand is like, [[UncannyValley "nah"]]. ''*ding*''
* [[SarcasmMode "Yeah, stop! He's just making a dramatic reveal of my baby!]] '''[[SarcasmMode WE ARE FOOLS.]]''' ''" *ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull'']]
* [[RunningGag "Indy makes a casual reference to an adventure that would easily have made a better movie than this one."]]
* Jeremy has Mutt's introduction be a sin without any explanation.
* After Irina kicks Mutt off of the vehicle with the titular Crystal Skull and is getting away.
-->'''Mutt:''' What are you looking at, daddy-o?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' DUDE. THE FU*KING GUN. YOU'RE PROPPED UP AGAINST THE SOLUTION TO THIS VERY PROBLEM. ''*ding*''
* After the monkeys attack the Russians but not the heroes.
-->'''Jeremy:''' The monkeys of the Amazon are anti-communist by nature. ''*ding*''
* When a Soviet henchman gets eaten by the "big damn ants":
-->'''Jeremy:''' If ants that could eat you this quickly actually existed, I'm pretty sure South America would be completely uninhabited. ''*ding*''
** Then, while Indy and another Soviet henchman are fighting:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Thank god the killer ants have carved two separate paths around this fist fight so that Indy doesn't get eaten. I mean, I know Ox took out the skull and the ants scattered around him, but why do they continue to separate well after passing the skull? ''*ding*''
* Dubs Dr. Kimble's denial of murdering his wife from the interrogation scene from ''Film/TheFugitive'' over Indy's interrogation, then dubs in Gerard's line of "He just did a goddamn Literature/PeterPan off of this dam!" to the waterfall scene.
* ''[[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy "Nobody does terrible aim like Indiana Jones bad guys."]]'' ''*ding*''
* Having survived the nuclear blast, Indy sees a prairie dog staring at him, which prompts this remark:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Indy, meet this prairie dog. Prairie dog, meet Indy. ONE of you... is the star of this movie, I'm sure of it. ''*ding*''
* This exchange:
-->'''Indiana:''' What exactly am I being accused of, besides surviving a "nucular" blast?\\
'''Jeremy:''' Did PROFESSOR Jones just say "Nu-Cu-Lar"? ''*ding*''
* As Indy and Mutt ride a motorcycle through a library, they almost run into one student who sees them and lets loose with a WilhelmScream.
-->'''Jeremy:''' This is the first of the Wilhelm clan to go to college, I believe. ''*ding*''
* This exchange:
-->'''Indiana:''' ''(to Spalko suggesting that the skull came from aliens)'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Come on!]]\\
'''Jeremy:''' Indy's reaction is exactly what the filmmakers should have thought before making this movie. ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Interstellar'']]
* Jeremy keeps trying to sin certain physics-related things, only to be foiled by UsefulNotes/NeilDeGrasseTyson.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Into the Woods'']]
* The Website/YouTube title reads the video as running for "fairy tale minutes".
** The video titles themselves read the video as running for "fairy [[ThisIsGonnaSuck f*ck me]] minutes".
* Jeremy keeps trying to "Roll Credits" during the opening song whenever the song TitleDrop, becoming increasingly frustrated.
-->'''Jeremy:''' 42% of this movie is the words "into the woods"!
* When Cinderella sings to the birds to tell them to fly away...
-->'''Jeremy:''' If only you could use that beautiful singing voice to get them to peck your stepmother and stepsisters' eyes out. Seems reasonable. Who's going to convict you for that? "Well, yes, Your Honor, Cinderella has the power to make birds murder people. Prosecution rests!"
* Throughout the video, Jeremy calls out the disembodied narration. It all begins with the second sin, in which Cinderella, played by Creator/AnnaKendrick, first appears and the narrator talks about her:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Narrator commits a couple of sins here, which we are going to duly count because f*ck that guy. First off, and most importantly, he interrupts Anna Kendrick. [[Film/DirtyDancing Nobody puts baby in a corner, f*ckface!]] ''*ding*'' Second off, narration in general, f*ckface! ''*ding*''
** When the narration returns later on, there's this...
--->'''Jeremy:''' Why does this movie, where 80% of the information is doled out in expositional songs, even bother with a f*cking narrator?!
* As Jeremy watches Jack milk the cow in the opening, Jack sings about the cow giving cheese, to which Jeremy replies...
-->"If the cow gives you some milk, then you can get the cheese. The cow can't just straight-up give you cheese. What kind of a wish is that? You might as well wish for a million dollars while you're at it."
* "This movie simply doesn't trust the imaginations or intelligence of children. We're force-fed every action and feeling through narration, dialogue, and singing. [[NoodleIncident It's just like that time I was kicked out of my first college orgy.]]" ''*ding*''
* The RunningGag about the narrator stalking Anna Kendrick.
* This...
-->'''Baker's wife:''' ♫ This is ridiculous, what am I doing here? I'm in the wrong story... ♫\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag The Baker's wife would be amazing at CinemaSins.]] ''*ding*'' Also, babe, it's worse than you think. There isn't even ''a'' story here in this place. ''*ding*''
** Moments later, as the female giant is heard approaching...
--->'''Baker's wife:''' ''(nervously)'' What was that?\\
'''Jeremy:''' The Baker's wife would be amaz-- oh, we just said that. Carry on!
* When Little Red Riding Hood is first seen...
-->'''Narrator:''' And then there was a hungry little girl who always wore a red cape.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Probably a superhero, probably will be in the next ''[[ComicBook/TheAvengers Avengers]]'' movie. And let's be honest, ''Into the Woods'' is sort of an "Avengers for Fairy Tales", so no one will know the difference.
* This:
-->'''Jack's mother:''' ''(to Jack)'' Sometimes I wonder what's going on in that head of yours.\\
''[[DopeSlap (She then slaps him on the side of his head)]]''\\
'''Jeremy:''' But then my abusive nature takes over and I stop giving a sh*t.
* Jeremy expressing incredulity at who plays the Wolf in this movie: "Is that [[Creator/JohnnyDepp Johnny goddamn Depp]]?!"
** Moments later...
--->'''Wolf:''' ''(observing Red Riding Hood)'' ♫ Look at that flesh, pink and plump... Helloooo, little girl... ♫\\
'''Jeremy:''' Pedophilia song. ''*ding*'' Also, during the "Into the Woods" sing-a-long, I imagine they needed to do background checks on all the audience members before starting the show. ''*ding*''
** Criticizing the Wolf's temptation song to Red Riding Hood for being too sexual, Jeremy remarks, "It's like watching Creator/JackNicholson meet Creator/HaileeSteinfeld."
* As part of her song "On the Steps of the Palace", Cinderella sings, "Everything's wrong", which Jeremy thinks is "close enough to make [Kendrick] our honorary fairy godmother forever and ever, amen!!!"
* This:
-->'''Baker:''' ♫ Anything can happen in the woods... ♫\\
'''Jeremy:''' That was literally the entire pitch for this movie.
* Jeremy's description of the song "Your Fault":
-->"This is argue-singing. It's singuing. It's as bad and frustrating as it sounds."
* [[RunningGag Throughout the video]], [[WhatTheHellHero Jeremy blames Jack for all of the bad things happening in the movie ("Jack murders a giant for his golden coins, golden egg, and golden harp, and he's supposedly the good guy?")]], culminating in this exchange in the climax, when they sing the aforementioned "Your Fault", blaming each other for all the bad things that happened:
-->"Can't we all agree that Jack was at fault here?"
** In the end, it leads to this:
--->'''Jack:''' Maybe I shouldn't have stolen from the giant.\\
'''Red Riding Hood:''' Maybe I shouldn't have strayed from the path.\\
'''Cinderella:''' Maybe I shouldn't have attended the ball.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Maybe Jack shouldn't have stolen from the giant.
* "I've never seen a movie so allergic to story in my life."
* As Cinderella asks the birds to help them in the battle against the Giant's wife, Jeremy chimes in...
-->[[Film/TheLordOfTheRings "Yeah, we need you to call the Eagles in on this, tell them to stop being such assholes, and help us instead of Gandalf for a change."]]
** Which is followed by...
--->'''Cinderella:''' The birds will do their part.\\
'''Jeremy:''' And that's all I have to say about that.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Iron Giant'']]
* The video description:
---> '''Jeremy:''' [[Heartwarming/{{Cinemasins}} The Iron Giant is an incredible film. Gorgeous animation, heartfelt themes, solid voice acting. It's fantastic and you should all watch it.]] Then come back here to see all the sins we found in it. :)
* Jeremy calls out The Giant saving a boat captain but leaving him on a rocky cliff:
---> '''Jeremy:''' The Giant's about as useful as [[TakeThat the eagles in The Hobbit.]]
* "Could this opening BE anymore Beauty and The Beast?! Hell, when Hogarth was biking down the hill, I half expected the townsfolk to throw their windows open and say "bonjour!"."
* When Hogarth checks the roof:
---> '''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t, he climbed that easier than a shirtless Brad Pitt!
* As Hogarth runs away from The Giant:
---> '''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag He might only be in third grade, but Hogarth Hughes is definitely attending the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things.]]
* This:
---> '''Mrs. Hughes:''' I'm not in the mood.
---> '''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Things my college girlfriend said to me so often, she eventually had it printed on business cards!]]
* When The Giant takes a bite out of Kent's car:
---> '''Jeremy:''' Why is The Giant only half eating things? Is that car not good enough, Giant?! THAT CAR'S 100 PERCENT AMERICAN MADE, HOMBRE!
* Jeremy points out that [[TakeThat Hogarth technically invented the selfie while waiting for the Giant.]]
* "Goddammit, this is the sneakiest 50-foot, 5000-ton metal f*cking robot I've ever seen. He's a f*cking NINJA! The ground should be shaking worse than the T-Rex from Jurassic Park whenever he's nearby."
* This bit:
---> '''Hogarth:''' So...I guess you're friendly, huh?
---> '''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Laughably Large Leaps in Logic.]]
* This:
---> '''Hogarth:''' No, no, no! [[NamesTheSame Bad robot!]]
---> '''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Movie unintentionally is responsible for the production of The Cloverfield Paradox.]]
* This bit:
---> '''Jeremy:''' Man, this hand is the dumbest one since...that guy that got killed before Ned Stark took the job.
* When the Giant starts eating all of Dean's scrap metal:
---> '''Jeremy:''' Gluttony. Hey, an actual sin!
* This:
---> '''Hogarth:''' He's my friend!
---> '''Jeremy:''' [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory You got a friend in Hogarth!]]
* Jeremy sins Dean's metalwork for [[TakeThat "Fine art."]]
* When Jeremy calls the giant spinning Hogarth around "so f*cking dangerous", he [[HypocriticalHumor sounds like he wants to do that.]]
* When The Giant's original programming returns when he sees the gun:
---> '''Jeremy:''' "Robot's eyes turn red when it goes evil" cliche.
* This bit:
---> '''General:''' YOU WANT US TO BOMB OURSELVES IN ORDER TO KILL IT?!
---> '''Jeremy:''' I know! [[TakeThat It's almost like he should be on the World Security Council in The Avengers.]]
* During the climatic moment:
---> '''The Iron Giant:''' Superman.
---> '''Jeremy:''' Goddammit, did f*cking VIN DIESEL make me cry?! *sin is removed*
* "If you know anything about local government, [[TakeThat it's a wonder that this Iron Giant statue was even funded.]]"
* One of the outtakes play [[Film/GuardiansofTheGalaxy "I AM GROOT!"]] over The Giant being electrocuted.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''It'' TV miniseries]]
[[AC: Chapter One]]
* The fact that, like the miniseries, the sins video was
split into 2 parts.
* When the movie theater in Derry shuts down:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SelfDeprecation Just like CinemaSins]], [[RunningGag Derry is a dick to movies.]]
* At a shot of [[SpecialEffectsFailure poor looking lightning]]:
-->'''Jeremy''': Man, that effect looked terrible. [[TemptingFate I bet they're waiting to use all the good CGI in the second part when they show the spider-alien!]]
* When Mike finds a picture of Georgie, Jeremy can't help but wonder if Pennywise has a photocopier and ink down in the sewers.
* Jeremy's comments on the iconic Pennywise and Georgie scene:
-->'''Pennywise the Dancing Clown''': I am Pennywise the dancing clown. You are Georgie. Now we know each other! Make sense?!
-->'''Georgie''': I guess so!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TooDumbtoLive This kid.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Bill''': I forgot. How could I forget...
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat What everyone liked this miniseries said when they rewatched it 30 years later.]]
* Jeremy notes that Henry Bowers looks less like an intimidating bully and more like "a cross between [[Series/SCTV}} Ed Grimsly]] and [[Series/TheMunsters}} Eddie Munster]]."
* This bit:
-->'''Caption''': Chicago, Illnois
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag In case you confused it with Peter Cetera's Chicago!]]
* This:
-->'''Agent''': You can't quit! You're supposed to sub in for Carson tomorrow! Who's going to go behind the desk and make the funnies?!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[HumorDissonance Based on the routine we just saw, definitely not Richie.]]
* Immediately followed wit:
-->'''Richie''': Let Leno do it, I don't care!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Amongst the many atrocities that Pennywise the Dancing Clown has committed, the biggest one is advancing Jay Leno's career.]]
* When The Losers take on Henry Bowers's gang:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[FightSceneFailure This fight scene is about as good as the worst Power Rangers episode.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Bill''': It...IT!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll Cred-ITs.]]
* When Pennywise threatens the children:
-->'''Pennywise the Dancing Clown''': I'll kill you all! I'll drive you crazy and I'll kill you all!
-->'''Jeremy''': But I'm really going to emphasise the driving you crazy part, even though I killed several kids earlier in the film. They weren't important to the plot.
* After Pennywise turns Henry's hair white:
-->'''Jeremy''': Wait, Pennywise killed Vic and Belch but all he did to Henry was turn him into David Bowie?
* When Pennywise's face melts off after being hit by silver:
-->'''Jeremy''' [[ComicallyMissingthePoint Huh, guess Tim got his makeup off early that day.]]
* Jeremy ends up adding ''30 sins'' at the end of the video; not for anything the movie did but for [[Squick the events in the book that happen during the scene.]]
* The sentence? [[LampshadeHanging A cliffhanger.]]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Pennywise the Dancing Clown''': I am eternal! I am the eater of worlds, child!
-->'''Thanos''': I am inevitable.

[[AC: Chapter Two]]
* The fact that Chapter Two ends up having its own sin counter.
* This bit:
-->'''Richie''': Not the Paramount, you slimeballs!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Viacom.]]
* This:
-->'''Pennywise the Dancing Clown''': You're all too old!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat YouTube comments on CinemaSins staff.]]
* Immediately followed with:
-->'''Pennywise the Dancing Clown''': Is your refridgerator running? Well, you better catch it before it gets away!
-->'''Jeremy''': A phone call that Dicer makes to me at least once a week winds up in the actual movie. He doesn't think I know it's him but I do. We all f*cking know, Dicer!
* When the adult versions of Mike and Bill play with their bikes:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SkewedPriorities Hahahahahaha, it's fun to forget that you flew all the way here from England to investigate and stop the supernatural serial killings of children, right?]]
* After Pennywise terrorises Bev:
-->'''Pennywise the Dancing Clown''': Beep beep!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[CutLexLuthorACheck You know, for all of his horrific deeds, Pennywise is pretty good at being an actual clown.]]
* This:
-->'''Bev''': What a bunch of handsome old men.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Miniseries manages to stumble its way into the tagline for Ocean's 14!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Richie''': Oh man...It!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll Clown-mercials!]]
* Jeremy adds 15 sins to the Chinese restaurant scene for its poor cinematography with the camera spinning around and around the table.
* When a [[ItMakesSenseInContext fortune cookie sprouts claws and runs around the table]]:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Cookie Monster.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Henry''': Koontz is on guard duty tonight. I hate Koontz, he's the worst.
-->'''Jeremy''': Steven King humor.
* When Pennywise takes the form of his clown body with a doberman head:
-->'''Jeremy''': Hahahahahaha, WHAT?!
* This:
-->'''Bev''': If it works, Eddie, it's good medicine. You've always believed in it; that's all that's ever mattered!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Gwenyth Paltrow better hope so. She's developed a whole business off it!]]
* At a shot of a hospital's west wing, Jeremy remarks he'd remove all the sins from both Chapter One and Chapter Two if [[Series/TheWestWing Rob Lowe and Bradley Whitform showed up in the movie.]]
* This:
-->'''Bev''': Why is it doing this? Why does it hate? Why is it so mean?!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Tw-IT-ter.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Richie''': [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Why didn't any of us just bring a machine gun?]]
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Discount Bill Hader would be excellent at CinemaSins!]]
* At a shot of bodies wrapped in spiderwebs in Pennywise's lair:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Charlo-IT's Web!]]
* When Pennywise/IT is defeated with the pieces of silver:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag This works.]]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Pennywise the Dancing Clown''': You're too old to stop me!
-->'''The Mask''': [[Film/TheMask Somebody STOP ME!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''It Follows'']]
* Jeremy's reaction to the subverted TitleDrop.
-->'''Hugh''': This thing, it's gonna follow you.\\
'''Jeremy''': Eh, close enough, let's roll some credits. ''*ding*''
* Two of the stingers:
** A scene where one of the girls rides her bike in the playground is accompanied with [[Film/TheGreatMuppetCaper "Couldn't We Ride"]].
** When all the main characters are driving down the road with the most deadpan expressions, [=CinemaSins=] responds by playing the theme from ''Series/That70sShow''.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''It's a Wonderful Life'']]
* At a shot of the moon, Jeremy notices it looks similar to an iconic logo:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 In the not too distant future; next Sunday A.D...]]
* This bit:
-->'''Celestial Voice:''' That is Henry F. Potter.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[NamestheSame The famous American no-maj Potter.]]
* This:
-->'''George Bailey:''' I'm going to have a couple of harems. And maybe three to four wives!
-->'''Jeremy:''' How do you have a ''couple'' of harems? Is one for normal lovemaking and the other is for the nasty sh*t that the other harem won't do?
* "[[ItMakesSenseinContext Taking advice from cigarette ads. The 40's were the tits.]]"
* This:
-->'''Peter Bailey:''' He's a sick old man with a sick old soul.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SelfDeprecation Someone's read my fan mail!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Mary:''' [[HaveaGayOldTime He's making violent love to me, mother!]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' God DAMN. I know 1946 was different than 2019 but I just thought of a BSDM Donna Read and now I need a few minutes...
* Jeremy adds ''15'' sins for the various continuity errors throughout the film.
* This:
-->'''Celestial Voice:''' Ben Wainwright made a fortune in making plastics for planes for the war.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SpecialEffectsFailure But he couldn't afford a real factory, so he worked in a blue-screen.]]
* When George Bailey smashes up his office:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Jimmy Stewart in...Frank Capra's The Room.
* Jeremy's reaction to a famous line:
-->'''Clarence:''' Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, we must be popular in heaven because we ring bells all the time! LOOK AT ME, I'M GIVING OUT WINGS! *sin tally goes up by 3*
* When George discovers Pottersville:
-->'''Jeremy:''' If George wanders around Pottersville some more, he'll realise the secret to Mr. Potter's wealth: [[Film/BackToTheFuturePartII he traveled through time and gave himself a sports almanac from 1976 back in 1916.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Clarence:''' You see, George? You had a wonderful life.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll Zuzu Petals.]]
* When George goes back to his own reality:
-->'''George Bailey:''' Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Savings and Loan!
-->'''Jeremy:''' To be honest, I want The Midnight Club back.
* When the entire town helps out George:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ha! Bet you didn't know this movie was the story of the first ever successful Kickstarter, did you?!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Jack Reacher'']]
* When Jai Courtney appears on screen, Jeremy says, "Goddammit."
* When Jack asks Helen, "Are you smart?"
-->'''Jeremy:''' Dude, did you SEE ''Film/GoneGirl''?! ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Jaws'']]
* Jeremy immediately [[Awesome/CinemaSinsAbsolved removes five sins]] when he realizes how much he and Chris are assholes for doing a video on ''Jaws''. Because it's at the very start, with zero sins as yet, the resultant sin count is now -5.
* "Someone's yelling 'Does anyone has a gun?' [[AvertedTrope Amazingly]], [[{{Eagleland}} this is America and no one does]]!"
* When he sees a kid crying in the midst of a shark attack:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ToughLove What a f*cking baby.]]
* When several characters are arguing that there might not be a shark.
-->'''Jeremy''': No doubt there are business owners and politicians that would deny the fact of a shark out in the water. But ignoring two deaths, including one that happened in front of a hundred people? I mean... Jesus, this is stupidity that only happens in movies and... real life, I guess. Damn. Sin for real life?
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Jupiter Ascending'']]
* Jeremy's reaction to Eddie Redmayne's first sign of hamminess:
-->'''Balem''': '''''GOOOOO'''''!!!
-->'''Jeremy''': (calmly) Go. ''*ding*''
* Everytime a scene cuts to a new planet, the sin will be "Meanwhile, in <insert planet>"
* Jeremy criticizes Eddie Redmayne's acting throughout the video.
* "Discount Channing Tat-HOLY SH*T! What the f*ck did they do to him?!!"
* "I just need to know what in the hell is going on!"
-->'''Jeremy''': Mila's initial table-read comment makes it into the shooting script.
* "The Reaping."
* Jeremy's first reaction to Jupiter's full name being revealed to be to assume that the film was in fact an adaptation of the ''Three Investigators'' books.
* "Soylent Green?" [[note]]When Titus Abraxus is revealing that the liquid that rejuvenates youth is made from humans.[[/note]]
* "Will you marry me?"
-->'''Jeremy''': Motherf*cker. ''*ding*''
* "Don't make this harder than it has to be."
-->'''Jeremy''': Hey, man. A boner's a boner. ''*ding*''
* Balem strikes again:
-->'''Balem:''' '''''I CREATE LIFE!'''''
-->'''Jeremy:''' ''That line reading.'' ''*ding*''
* Caine catches Jupiter after a fall of several hundred feet..
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm adding 25 sins for this. ''(+25 sins)'' [{{Beat}}] No, 50. ''(+25 MORE sins)''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Justin Bieber: Never Say Never'']]
* "This hand-heart gesture is worth 20 sins on its own." ''(+20 sins)''
* "Justin Bieber." "*ding*" "And Music/ChrisBrown." ''*ding*''
** "Oh yeah, Bieber started out on Website/YouTube. [[DeadpanSnarker I keep forgetting that because I'm not reminded 12 times a day.]]" ''*ding*''
* "Film partially shares its title with that bullsh*t James Bond movie that was a remake of ''Film/{{Thunderball}}''." ''*ding*'' "Also, Bieber and Bond don't quite go together. Shaken, but not quite stirred, am I right?" ''*ding*''
* "Bieber's dad's name is Jeremy." ''*ding*''
** Made extra-funny when you realize the [=CinemaSins=] narrator's name [[SelfDeprecation is Jeremy]].
* When Bieber holds a microphone out to the audience:
-->'''Jeremy:'''"Hey asshole, I paid $125 on [=StubHub=] to watch this sh*tty concert -- ''you'' f*cking sing." ''*ding*''
* "[[Website/{{Fark}} Duke sucks.]]" ''*ding*''
* One of the stingers merges Bieber concert footage with the military blowing up Madison Square Garden from ''Film/Godzilla1998''.
* Music/MileyCyrus being called out, ''[[RuleOfThree three times in a row]]'':
-->'''Jeremy:''' Miley Cyrus isn't embarrassing herself in this scene. ''*ding*'' Also, Miley Cyrus. ''*ding again*''\\
'''Miley:''' We both worked really hard.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Having a dad in the business didn't hurt you, either. ''*ding*''
* At least three RunningGags in this video, all of which show criticism on Jeremy's part of this film:
** First, he continuously makes fun of Scooter Braun being the producer of this film.
--->"I would write sins about this movie if Scooter Braun would stop sucking his own d*ck for five seconds."
** Second, he continuously questions how amazed everyone is that Bieber is playing a sold-out concert at Madison Square Garden.
--->"It ain't that hard if you're a little bit famous."
** Third, Jeremy remarks, at least twice, "Bieber seems like such a cool dude here, but why do I still want to punch him in the face?"
* Jeremy criticizes Boyz II Men backing up Bieber.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TemptingFate The day I see Boyz II Men backing up Bieber, that will be the saddest day of my life.]]\\
''(cuts to shot of Boyz II Men backing up Bieber)''\\
-->'''Jeremy:''' Sh*t.
** This is followed by...
--->'''Bieber:''' ''(to audience)'' Make some noise for Boyz II Men, everybody!\\
'''Jeremy:''' And all the preteen girls in the audience said, "Who?" ''*ding*''
* Jeremy calls out one person for wearing a T-shirt with a cat on it wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap reading "Brooklyn".
-->"I don't care if he's being ironic, f*ck that shirt!" ''*ding*''
* "Music/SnoopDogg isn't smoking weed in this scene." ''*ding*''
* A picture of a young Justin is shown, with him in a hockey outfit:
-->'''Jeremy''': No way. Justin grew up in Canada and played hockey? Now this movie is just a fantasyland.
* One young girl says that she thinks about Bieber "99% percent of [her] life."
-->'''Jeremy:''' That's not even abnormal.
* "Five out of six Bieber fans have braces. Make of that whatever you will." ''*ding*''
* On Bieber wearing his pants really low, Jeremy remarks, "I refuse to believe that anyone in Bieber's entourage is a decent person as long as Bieber continues to wear his pants like this."
* L.A. Reid describes Bieber as "the Macaulay Culkin of music".
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Film/HomeAlone So he shaves when he doesn't need to and he screams when he opens his mouth?]]
* One guy wears a white T-shirt that has the words "Bieber Rox" written on it in art paint, prompting Jeremy to remark that he lost a bet.
* Manager/Director Scooter Braun says "Ninety percent of my job is helping him become a good man."
-->'''Jeremy:''' Then you, sir, have failed. (cue photo of Bieber puking off a hotel balcony and video of him throwing a profanity-filled public tantrum)
* At the end, there are two Bonus Rounds that raise the original sin tally from the initial 98 sins accrued thus far. The first round involves a shirtless Bieber, with each shot of such multiplying the tally of sins by two. Then, the second round involves shots of "possible creepers", multiplying the sin tally by three. In the end, the sin count comes out to over ''13 billion!''
* Thanks to the outtakes’ ManipulativeEditing, the US government bombs Madison Square Garden during Bieber’s performance to [[TakeThat prevent the evil from spreading]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''The Karate Kid'' (2010)]]
* Jeremy almost cracks up at the movie pulling the "dead parents" cliche not even a minute into the film.
* When Dre and his friend say goodbye:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, this is some Bucky/Captain America bullsh*t. FRIENDS! FRIEEEENDS! [[note]]In a [[Film/BrideofFrankenstein Frankenstein's Monster]] impression[[/note]]
* "Well, now we know why this movie takes place in China. They funded this movie!"
* This bit:
-->'''Dre:''' Ni hao ma?
-->'''Passenger:''' Kid. I'm from Detroit.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[EskimosArentReal Detroit is not a real place.]]
* Jeremy gleefully points out that both Will Smith and Jada-Pinkett Smith were executive producers on the film.
* When Dre lands on his back trying to fight:
-->'''Jeremy:''' His spine survives this.
* At one point, the dialogue is so terrible, Jeremy doesn't say a word or stop the movie to sin it.
* "Creativity does not in exist in this dojo!" "NO SENSEI!" Originality does not exist in this dojo!" "NO SENSEI!"
* This:
-->'''Dre:''' It's not karate, mom!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Tell that to your movie's title!]]
* Jeremy is shocked that Jackie Chan manages to be less charming than Pat Mortia in the original.
* As Dre is skateboarding:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Marty McFly called. He's not impressed.]]
* This:
-->'''Dre:''' If you have a car, why are we on a train?
-->'''Han:''' Be quiet.
-->'''Jeremy:''' I think they just filmed B-roll footage of the actors and spliced it into the movie.
* When Dre and Han walk up a long flight of stairs, Jeremy hopes there's a "crazy-awesome water slide" at the end of it.
* The final sin of the video:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[EndingFatigue THIS MOVIE IS 2 HOURS AND 20 MINUTES LONG!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Kick-Ass'']]
* "Okay. Other movies take note. Lap dance: not a sin. Lap dance PLUS intercourse: ''way'' not a sin."
* The stinger, of the Armenian guy trying to fly.
-->''[[WesternAnimation/ToyStory "That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style!"]]''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''King Kong'' (2005)]]
* "The ship and film crew all survive the annual running of the dinosaurs." ''*ding*'' "Also, running of the dinosaurs." ''*ding again*''
* The last sin:
-->'''Carl Denham:''' It wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Or the runtime of this movie. Did you ever consider Kong died of old age?
* Jeremy calls out the Wilhelm Scream that is uttered by a sailor when a brontosaurus accidentally knocks him off a cliff.
-->"There goes that scurvy dog, Jimmy Wilhelm, dying another height-related death."
* Jeremy calls out Creator/AndySerkis not once but twice, one for each of his two roles in the film. First, when he is seen as Lumpy:
-->"Andy Serkis is playing a human being in this scene." ''*ding*''
** Then when King Kong is seen...
-->"Andy Serkis isn't getting nominated for an Oscar in this scene." ''*ding*''
* "So many f*cking dinosaurs! King Kong is a secondary character in his own movie." ''*ding*'' "Also, Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler, welcome... to Film/JurassicPark." ''*ding again*''
* The profusion of CGI giant bugs causes Jeremy to quip, "If it weren't for the quality actors and the director's pedigree, this would basically be one of those Creator/BrendanFraser ''Literature/JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth'' movies, right?"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''La La Land'']]
* This, as Mia and Sebastian dance together in a starry room at the Griffith Observatory:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hey, movie, your ''WesternAnimation/WallE'' is showing!
* Jeremy scolding Mia that she should send her e-mail (to all her clients) BCC, not CC.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Last Airbender'']]
* "Wait, this movie's about white people?"
** Later: "I don't really have any personal need for the Avatar to be played by an Asian kid... I just kinda thought he was going to be."
* "I don't want to say anything bad about child actors, but I will: they suck."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Les Miserables'' (2012)]]
* This:
-->'''Cosette:''' ♫ It's too soon, too soon to say goodbye ♫
-->'''Jeremy:''' I don't know, I think the audience already said goodbye two hours ago.
-->''*ding*''
* Jeremy calls out Gavroche's Cockney accent:
-->"I didn't know so many French people spoke with an English accent."
** Later, Jeremy questions how so many French adult males are "so easily swayed by an orphan with more Cockney in his accent than Literature/OliverTwist."
** Immediately after this, Gavroche gets shot and killed:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Finally, some decent parenting.]]
* The moment leading up to Javert's suicide:
-->'''Javert:''' ♫ Shall his sins be forgiven? ♫
-->'''Jeremy:''' I know this movie's sins won't be forgiven.
** Then when Javert finally commits suicide, and crashes against some flowing precipices doing so:
-->'''Jeremy:''' ''[[Film/{{Mash}} MASH]]'' was wrong: suicide is ''not'' painless.
* At the end, there is a BonusRound involving "the notes that made us cringe". From the original 62 sins accrued thus far, the notes in question add on one point, then two points, then five points, then ten points, and then multiplies by two, then three, then five, until ultimately, the number of sins totals over ''14 billion'' in all!
** During one of Cosette's sections in "In My Life," the counter dings a dozen notes in a row.
* In the one stinger...
-->'''Fantine:''' ♫ I dreamed a dream in time gone by... ♫\\
-->'''Jeremy:'''Hey, they totally stole this song from [[Series/BritainsGotTalent Susan Boyle]]!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events'']]
* At the Nickelodeon Pictures logo:
-->'''Jeremy:''' No one is being slimed. ''WHERE IS THE SLIME?!''
* Jeremy starts singing [[MemeticMutation the mid-2000s viral video Badger Badger Badger]] during the Littlest Elf fake-out opening.
* This bit:
-->'''Lemony Snicket:''' I'm sorry to say that this is NOT the movie you will be watching.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ShaggyDogStory Well then, thanks for the 100% waste of my time!]]
* This:
-->'''Lemony Snicket:''' But, if you are interested about stories about clever and reasonably attractive orphans-
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ThatCameOutWrong "Reasonably attractive"?!]] Why are we talking about children's attractiveness on any level?!
* This bit:
-->'''Lemony Snicket:''' The Baudelaire parents had an enormous library in their mansion.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Look, there's enormous libraries and then there's "F*CK YOU" libraries. This is an [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs enormous F*CK YOU library!]] Half the books in this library are probably where to find other books!
* This:
-->'''Lemony Snicket:''' She had four very sharp teeth and she liked to bite things.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Just like my college girlfriend!]]
* When Mr. Poe first appears:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ahh! [[ActorAllusion Sudden Wormtail!]]
* This:
-->'''Lemony Snicket:''' No one knows why the precise meaning as to why the Baudelaire Mansion was burnt down-
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[FridgeLogic Or why someone would let three children wander the smoldering remains of their mansion.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Lemony Snicket:''' It's not too late to see a movie about a happy little elf...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Nixon?]]
* Jeremy gleefully points out the insane amount of lamps located in Count Olaf's mansion.
** Jeremy later does the same for both Uncle Monty's and Aunt Josephine's houses.
* This:
-->'''Count Olaf:''' I'm sorry...I don't speak monkey!
-->'''Lemony Snicket:''' [[RunningGag That's monkeyist!]]
* Jeremy comments that Sunny is [[TakeThat "like Look Who's Talking, only less funny!]]"
* Jeremy's reaction to Count Olaf's babbling:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck I see, it's going to be one of THOSE Jim Carrey movies...]]
** Later on, during one of Olaf's "acting exercises":
-->'''Jeremy:''' Maybe don't always allow improv on a movie set.
* This bit:
-->'''Count Olaf:''' But where is the roast beef?
-->'''Jeremy:''' I think you mean "roast beast", and that was a completely different movie where you played [[ActorAllusion an eccentric old crank that was thought to be irredimable.]]
* This:
-->'''Violet:''' Do you know what kind of scientist he is?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Gee, maybe he's a snake-scientist?]]
* This bit:
-->'''Klaus:''' Is that a two-headed cobra?!
-->'''Uncle Monty:''' Well spotted!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Now THAT'S going in my next erotic fiction novel!]]
* This:
-->'''Klaus:''' Everything happens for a reason!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BrutalHonesty It does not.]]
* This:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The director said, "Let's have the baby steal some apples and knock some over and then call herself out of it", because [[SubvertedCatchphrase who wants to make a baby look like an asshole?!]]
* Jeremy comes up with an alternate title: "Lemony Snicket's Tale of Some Lucky F*cking Children!"
* Jeremy's reaction to [[MakesAsMuchSenseinContext a cameo by Gilbert Gottfried as a duck]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ladies and gentlemen...[[FlatWhat Comedy.]]
* This bit:
-->'''The Hook-Handed Man:''' Critic?! Your coat, sir?
-->'''Dustin Hoffman!Critic:''' I'll keep it on.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Discount Dustin Hoff-]] wait, WHAT THE HELL?!
* Jeremy adds 25 sins for the UnfortunateImplications of Olaf marrying Violet as a [[Squick child bride.]] He later remarks that "If Olaf was a Mormon priest, this would be a documentary about his crimes!"
** He later adds 20 more for good measure.
* This:
-->'''Dustin Hoffman!Critic:''' She doesn't deserve him.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Dustin...[[Film/TheGraduate let's talk about glass houses.]]
* This:
-->'''Mr. Poe:''' I'm sure the police will catch up to Count Olaf eventually. You will certainly never see such a horrific man again.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Until he looks like [[Series/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents2017 Neil Patrick Harris!]]
* Jeremy comments that the Baudelaire mansion looks more like the Merovingian's house from The Matrix franchise and advises the Baudelaires to "watch out for the ghost assassins!"
* One of the outtakes plays Popeye's signature laugh over Captain Sham.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Life of Pi'']]
* Jeremy points out that there are several instances where Richard Parker should have been seen, but wasn't.
* Jeremy overlaps the scene of Pi screaming at the sea with audio from ''Forest Gump'' of Forrest narrating the storm scene.
* He also notes that the meerkats are pretty cool with Richard Parker eating their own.
* This bit:
--> '''Pi''': What are you looking at?\\
-->'''Jeremy (as Richard Parker)''': My father told me that the stars were the [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 kings of the past]].
* At the end, with the JumpScare with the angler fish abomination.
--> '''Jeremy''': [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo Good feeling's gone]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Limitless'']]
* At the beginning of the movie:
---> '''Eddie''': Obviously, I miscalculated a few things.
----> '''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Narration on a blank screen. Jeez, movie, if you're going to narrate me right off the bat, you could at least provide some visual lubrication.]]
* During the opening credits, Jeremy remarks how it looks more like a TV show opening [[ItWillNeverCatchOn then jokes about how a Limitless TV show would never happen.]]
* This bit:
---> '''Eddie''': What kind of guy looks this way without being an alcoholic or drug addict? A writer!
---> '''Jeremy''': [[SelfDeprecation That's Me-ist.]]
* Jeremy gets annoyed at all of the unecessary visual effects strewn throughout the movie and adds 15 sins "for a movie that could have been 20 minutes shorter if it wasn't up its own ass."
* Jeremy is frustrated by all the constant, annoying narration voices. They offer nothing new and just spoon feeds again what the audience already knows. 30 sins are added for it.
* At one point, Jeremy decides to add his own narration:
---> '''Jeremy''' (as Eddie): I suddenly have all-seeing, all-knowing super brain powers and thus, I will spend a large chunk on however long I have left on this drug washing my dishes!
* This:
---> '''Eddie''': My talents, and what I could do with it, were limitless.
---> '''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll limits!]]
* Jeremy scoffs at Eddie using his new talents to win poker, noting [[TakeThat you don't have to be smart to win poker.]] Made even funnier when you realise that Chris, Jeremy's writer partner is a poker pro.
* When Carlos first appears:
---> '''Jeremy''': Movie waits over 40 minutes before it De Niro's.
* When Lindy discovers Eddie's supply of the drug in a conch shell:
---> '''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Conch-Blocking.]]
* Jeremy refers to the trenchcoat assassin as [[RunningGag "Discount Peter Stormare.]]"
* This bit:
---> '''Lindy''': He has a knife. I can't think my way out of a knife!
---> '''Jeremy''': Damn straight. [[ActorAllusion MC Dusk]] [[RunningGag would be excellent at CinemaSins.]]
* "[[UnfortunateImplications This movie's message is "Drugs are good! Sometimes bad- but mostly they're good. DO DRUGS!]]"
* Jeremy refers to DeNiro's monologue as "the exact opposite of fun and quality of Pacino's monologue at the end of The Devil's Advocate."
* This:
---> '''Carlos''': You want to be president of the United States or braindead?
---> '''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Why not both?]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''The Lone Ranger'']]
* At a shot of Johnny Depp as Tonto:
-->'''Jeremy''': "Johnny Depp in a stupid outfit with a wacky hat" cliche.
* "There are so many storylines crammed into the first 12 minutes of this movie that it's hard to know if I should care about any of them!"
* When the train goes off the rails:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Hey, look, it's Johnny Depp's career!]]
* As a group of cowboys litter the ground:
-->'''Jeremy''': Hey, they left out the [[CryingIndian crying Native American]] out of this shot!
* This bit:
-->'''Little Kid''': He's the Lone Ranger?
-->'''Jeremy''': Hi-Ho, credits! Away!
* This:
-->'''Tonto''': Stupid half-wit white man!
-->'''Jeremy''': That's racist!
* At a shot of a horse relieving itself:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat It takes over 45 minutes for the movie to show what it is.]]
* At one point, the movie's storyline is so muddled, Jeremy can't even finish his sin and instead is resigned to simply stating "This movie's really dumb."
* This:
-->'''Maid''': Drink this. You'll feel better.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice This character was originally played by Bill Cosby.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Little Kid''': But wait. Where'd you get the explosives from anyway?
-->'''Jeremy''': This annoying little kid would be excellent at Cinemasins.
* At one point, the sin counter removes a sin. Jeremy gets upset that [[UpToEleven even the sin counter wasn't paying attention to the movie]] and forces it to add 5 more sins.
* The final sin:
-->'''Little Kid''': I guess I should go home now.
-->'''Jeremy''': Yeah, because you've been cooped up in this tent with a crazy old man for 2 hours without your parents noticing.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Looper'']]
* The ending, where Jeremy gets so fed up with the paradoxical nature of the film's finale that he actually storms away from the microphone in frustration.
-->'''Jeremy''' (''in the distance''): Jesus Christ!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Mad Max: Fury Road'']]
* This gem at the beginning:
-->'''Max:''' It was hard to know who was more crazy... me... or everyone else.\\
'''Jeremy:''' If Max was still Creator/MelGibson, [[TakeThat the answer would be fairly easy to figure out.]]
* When the Doof Warrior first shows up on the scene, rocking his flamethrower guitar... a sin is removed with absolutely no comment on this.
* As much as Jeremy loved this movie, even ''he'' will not defend the scene where Nux randomly eats a bug crawling up his arm. He was suitably grossed out and the sinning came quickly.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Mama'']]
* As Jeffrey drives in the snow:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Plastered and Furious: Snowkyo Drift?
* This bit:
-->'''Radio Announcer:''' Having murdered his wife and colleagues.
-->'''Jeremy:''' You're listening to WEXP, the exposition station: all exposition, all the time.
* At the Helvetia's house:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I wonder if the Helvetia's are home. Maybe they can go down the street to ask the Times New Romans?
* After Jeffery is killed by the vengeful spirit:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[WaxingLyrical Mamaaaaaaaaaa, just killed a man, he put a gun up to my head, Mama's quicker, now he's dead.]]
* "I love the idea of a kiss from Jessica Chastain as much as the next guy but not when she's eating Raisin Bran."
* This bit:
-->'''Annabel:''' This is a joke, right?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Although she is a pedestrian bassist and a terrible person, Annabel shows raw talent at [=CinemaSins=].
* "[[TakeThat This is the worst band I've heard in a movie since Sexual Chocolate.]]"
* When Mama pops up brandishing a sewing needle as a weapon:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ImprobableWeaponUser I SHALL CROCHET YOU!]]
* During the flashback sequence, where we see Mama stabbing a nun to death:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[GenreShift Man, this movie went from standard horror movie to Italian Giallo in no time!]]
* When Mama creeps towards Aunt Jean in her hair form:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun And you thought you had a bad hair day.]]
* The Bonus Round is every time "[[TitleDrop Mama]]" is mentioned. It adds ''37'' sins.
* One of the outtakes splices in a Slap Chop informercial into the psych ward tapes.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Martian'']]
* Jeremy sins botany. HilarityEnsues:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie attempts to make botany cool.\\
'''Neil deGrasse Tyson''': The Martian, where you learn all the ways that being scientifically literate can save your life.\\
'''Jeremy:''' But... But... Dr. Tyson. I mean come on. Botany?!\\
'''Neil deGrasse Tyson''': The Martian, where fluency in science, technology, engineering, and math... rule all decisions of survival.\\
'''Jeremy:''' But maybe you should think of it this way, Dr.--\\
'''Neil deGrasse Tyson''': The Martian, where science, not human emotion, drives the plot's humor, interpersonal relations, tension, and suspense.\\
'''Jeremy:''' This is what you get when you argue--\\
'''Neil deGrasse Tyson''': The Martian, where you experience love, hate, envy, anxiety, pride, and heroism... all through the lens of science.\\
''[Jeremy [[Awesome/CinemaSinsAbsolved takes a sin off]] without further complaint]''
* "Movie thinks self-surgery on Mars isn't going to make me pass ou..." ''(thud)''
* "Evidence that the Martian movie is fantasy: [[TakeThat all who make important decisions are scientifically literate]]".
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Meg'']]
* This bit:
-->'''Subtitle:''' SHANGHAI, CHINA
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag In case you confused it with Shanghai]], UsefulNotes/CostaRica. Also, in case there was any confusion as to what market this movie is aiming towards.
* "Over a minute of helicopter footage landing, with the helicopter featured in flight in 11 cuts. [[ADatewithRosiePalms I hear your palms become hairy if you do too much copterbation.]]"
* This:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Wanna sell shoes?]] [[SarcasmMode Put them on Rainn Wilson.]]
* Jeremy quickly gets annoyed at all of the constant cuts throughout the movie, at one point wondering if the camera was supposed to be placed in the shark's mouth throughout the film.
* This bit:
-->'''Lori:''' We've got to switch off the lights!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Aw, f*ck! These assholes remade]] ''Film/DeepStarSix'', [[TakeThat didn't they!]]
* This:
-->'''Meiying:''' Ah, you're that crazy guy.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheScrappy F*cking kid.]]
* Jeremy's summary of Morris:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheScrappy This f*cking guy.]] They should have renamed this character "Dude Who Came Out Of His Mother's Womb [[CommanderContrarian Bitching About Jonas]]" because that's really his only character trait. Sure, he'll [[HeelFaceTurn does an about face after this mission]] [[RedemptionEqualsDeath but then he'll get eaten by a shark, so who cares?]]
* "Slow-Mo Statham Shower!"
* This:
-->'''Suyin:''' You should get dressed!
-->'''Jonas:''' That's the plan.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ah, nothing like a little post "colleage was eaten by a shark" flirting to get your morale back.
* This bit:
-->'''DJ:''' [[GreenAesop These sharks have no fins!]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' That's because [[WaxingLyrical their hats]] [[Film/DeepBlueSea are like a]] [[Creator/LLCoolJ shark's fin!]] They're clearly in no condition to be wearing hats.
* "[[TakeThat The Meg 4:]] [[Film/JawsTheRevenge The Revenge- This time, it's personal!]]"
* This:
-->'''Lori:''' Thank you.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution SAVE THE THANK YOUS FOR LATER! GET THE F*CK OUT OF THE WATER!!]]
* At a shot of Zhang in the water:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I will remove 100 sins if [[Film/TheBourneIdentity winds up with amnesia and discoveres he was trained by Treadstone.]]
* This:
-->'''Jonas:''' This is the worst moment of my life!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Worse than Expendables 3, Homefront or Fate of the Furious? Yeah, it probably is.]]
* "Why in the unholy f*ck of all f*cking f*ckdom is Suyin's daughter coming along for the ride? She doesn't even do anything stupid that saves the day."
* "I'm not saying they couldn't get all this set up and where they need to go in 20 minutes but [[ByNoIMeanYes I am saying they couldn't get all this set up and where they need to go in 20 minutes.]]"
* When the movie ends with the title card "Fin":
-->'''Jeremy:''' I've got 2 words for you, movie. And the first letter starts with "F" as well.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The Movie'']]
* When Billy and Aisha worry that the Oozemen are too many and too strong, Jeremy just busts a gut.
* He gives three sins for the creation of the Tengu Warriors - one for Ooze hocking a loogie to do so, one for making him writing down and one for making him ''say it''.
* Jeremy adds 100 sins for Billy's "Talk about a splitting headache" pun.
* The Stingers for the movie:
** Ivan Ooze's growl of "Smells like... ''teenagersssss...'' is followed by Music/{{Nirvana}}'s "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
** The night shot of the Command Center has the ominous castle music from ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'' playing.
** The Rangers racing off to Phaedos side by side as streaks of light has the ''Series/ReadingRainbow'' theme playing.
** The Ninja Megazord's transformation is joined with [[Anime/{{Voltron}} "Let's go, Voltron Force!"]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Missing Link'']]
* The first sin:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[NamestheSame Movie is not a documentary about why there isn't a Legend of Zelda movie yet.]]
* Jeremy adds a sin for Lionel's bagpipe playing because "I used to have a neighbor that used to play modern pop songs on the bagpipe all the time. Unless you haven't heard "Sexyback" being played from Satan's bladder for the 17th time, you won't understand why I'm adding a sin here!"
* At one point, Jeremy guesses exactly what's going to happen in the storyline and adds a sin when it occurs, happy that he predicted it right.
* Jeremy sins a shot of CGI water, not for the effect itself but [[TakeThatAudience the audience expecting Laika to create stop-motion water.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Mr. Link:''' They found this creature, he's a snowman.
-->'''Jeremy:''' He wouldn't be...[[IncrediblyLamePun Abominable, would her?!]] I know, that's why we're going this movie. Don't worry, we'll sin Endgame in Hcforzisswf, so it'll be soon!
* When Mr. Link roars and causes dogs to attack their masters:
-->'''Jeremy:''' See, the alpha has a frequency that all other creatures respond to and do its bidding. [[TakeThat Hahahahahaha, I almost kept a straight face. F*cking King of the Monsters.]]
* At a shot of a horse kicking Stenk:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie came out only a month before John Wick 3 so that definitely means that [[InsaneTrollLogic it stole the horse kick death from this movie, so therefore it's trash.]]
* This:
-->'''Mr. Link:''' So, how did [[NamestheSame Mr. Fortnight]] die anyway?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Probably tried teaching the yetis how to do the Orange Justice.]]
* This, if only for Jeremy's dead-inside tone of voice:
-->'''Adelina:''' What happened between you and Aldas?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Yes. Please. More backstory involving a love story. Please. How can we ever live without it?
* This:
-->'''Adelina:''' -Early man.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Kubo! Anomalisa! Sorry, thought we were naming stop motion movies that were better than this one.
* At a shot of Mr. Link sleeping:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Mr. Link is currently doing what we're all probably doing at this moment, as well as the screenwriters when they created this character and the studio when they greenlit this thing.]]
* Jeremy gets extremly frustrated that the Yetis are said to be incredibly advanced but forget to put guardrails around their bridge.
* This bit:
-->'''The Yeti Elder:''' Put them into the Inescapable Pit of Isolation and Miserable Disappointment.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Oh, you mean into this movie.]]
* When Lord Piggot-Dunceby falls through the ice bridge:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, well, well. [[IncrediblyLamePun Hoisted by his own ice-barge.]]
* At Stenk's death- being impaled on an icicle before falling off a cliff:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids Huh. Guess this isn't a good kids starter film after all.]]
* This:
-->'''Adelina:''' I'm ready to search for my own adventures.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BoxOfficeBomb I can't wait for the Missing Link universe!]]
* Immediately followed with:
-->'''Lionel:''' The Fiji Mermaid!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StillbornFranchise I can't wait for the Missing Link universe!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children'']]
* The opening credits reveals that this is a Creator/TimBurton film, prompting Jeremy to remark, [[TakeThat "This used to mean something."]]
** Also, when Creator/SamuelLJackson's name pops up in the credits, Jeremy exclaims, "Goddamn, Sam, take a movie off! You don't have to appear in EVERYTHING!!!"
* This:
-->'''Jake Portman:''' ''(narrating)'' Do you feel like nothing you do matters?\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat All the time, given Hollywood's remake/sequel machine. Thanks for asking!]] ''*ding*'' Also... peculiarration. ''*ding*''
* "This movie is giving me way more Film/JohnCarter flashbacks than I think it should be. Maybe I just have John Carter PTSD or something."
* Jeremy thinks that younger Jake's bedroom is "the exact opposite of an orgy of evidence that this is a boy's room". After pointing out some examples of the contents of this room to prove his point (i.e., dinosaurs on the lamp base, a detailed world map), he concludes:
-->"This kid either hates sports or is literally [[Series/{{Frasier}} Niles Crane]]. Or both!!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Monster House'']]
* Jeremy adds a sin during the opening logos for the production company ImageMovers for [[TakeThat making Mars Needs Moms.]]
* At the beginning of the movie:
-->'''Horace:''' GET OFF MY LAWN!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Film/GranTorino Clint Eastwood.]]
* Jeremy's comments on the [[UncannyValley animation style.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ah, 2006. When CGI animation still wasn't past that "faces being terrifying as hell" stage.
* This bit:
-->'''D.J.:''' I'm a murderer.
-->'''Chowder:''' No, you're not. What you did is called manslaughter.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Chowder would be excellent at CinemaSins.]]
* At a shot of D.J's room:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Any kid that puts pictures of spiders above his bed is a spawn of Satan.
* "[[ARareSentence The babysitter's boyfriend is making out with the kid's stuffed animal."]]
* This bit:
-->'''D.J.:''' Chowder? Chowder? Hey, Chowder?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Chowder.
* When Chowder honks the horn of a excavator:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Chowder is a dick to the concept of peace and quiet.]]
* Jeremy sins Chowder's ding-dong ditch game because "it's a little bitch game that only assholes play."
* This bit:
-->'''Chowder:''' Hey, guess who I am? "Get off my lawn!"
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SelfDeprecation Jeremy from CinemaSins? Chris from CinemaSins? Barrett from CinemaSins? I give up.]]
* When Chowder attempts to escape the house:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Chowder ended up salutarion in his graduating class at the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things.]]
* This:
-->'''Jenny:''' I think it's time we call the police.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode WOW, REALLY?!]]
* Jeremy is not a fan of [[TheScrappy Skull]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Just FYI, the movie is getting its "horror movie rules" from THIS guy. Not an old priest or a creepy undertaker...the f*cking "video game guy".
* At the discovery of Constance's corpse:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[UptoEleven For anyone who thinks Coraline is a f*cked up kids movie, let me introduce you to Monster House.]]
* This:
-->'''Jenny:''' Why would he make a shrine to her if he murdered her?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, Jenny, I can give you over 2000 Lifetime Movie titles to help you with that.
* During the climatic discovery:
-->'''D.J.:''' It's her. The house is her!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Series/MyMotherTheCar My Wife, The House.]]
* When Horace gives D.J. dynamite:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Never ever ever ever EVER give explosives to kids. That is all.
* Jeremy's reaction to the characters constantly surviving:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I swear everyone is made of Teflon.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Mortal Engines'']]
* At the beginning of the movie, we get:
-->'''Narrator:''' 60 minutes was all it took.
-->'''Jeremy:''' If only. [[TakeThat This movie's two hours long!]]
** Immediately after this, Jeremy notes that the narration is taking place over the opening logos and wonders what to call such a phenomenon: "Logoration? Narra-Logos?".
* Later:
-->'''Narrator:''' The weaker perished and the stronger became ever more powerful.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat America.]]
* "WOW! [[WhatAnIdiot Hugo Weaving turned down Infinity War to do THIS instead?!]]"
* [[SpecialEffectFailure "I've honestly seen better CGI in the Civilisation games."]]
* Jeremy's reaction to the "deity" joke:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Honestly, there's so many different ways I can go with this sin but the fact that these [[TheScrappy little Minion f*ckers]] probably coughed up the money to get this sh*tpile made, the deity comment is actually accurate.
* This:
-->'''Vambrace:''' You're a skivy from the lower side.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hey, "skivy from the lower side" was my college girlfriend's favourite sex position!
* This:
--> '''Thaddeus:''' This is a fusion conversion cell.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ohhh.
* "She survives these chainsaws galore!"
** Immediately followed with:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Also, "chainsaws galore" is also A) the name of my Tim "The ToolMan" Taylor themed 90's metal band, B) the only sex move I could ever get my college girlfriend off with, C) [[RunningGag A spicy Albanian cola drink]] or D) the in-store name for the Home Depot hardware section.
* "Hester survives SO MUCH BULLSH*T that I'm just adding 45 sins."
* At one point, Jeremy gets so sick of the movie's terminology:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Yay, even more sh*t that we don't understand a thing about.]] Oh well, I'm sure they'll explain it in the sequels. [[StillbornFranchise Hahahahahhahaha. Sequels.]]
* When Hester and Tom narrowly avoid a moving city:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SpecialEffectFailure Dodging CGI is hard, man.]]
* When Tom catches a falling knife in midair, Jeremy makes a coughing noise while the caption reads: >Allergic to bullsh*t< .
* "The ship's still intact! It's a miracle...[[AssPull of screenplay writing!]]
* This:
-->'''Katherine:''' NILS! NOOOOOO!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Nils. No.
* This bit:
-->'''Hester:''' I will kill you.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution WILL?! Just shoot him now!]]
* The last sin of the video:
-->'''Katherine:''' [[SequelHook I'm coming with you.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' Great! Who the f*ck were you again?
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Moulin Rouge'']]
* At the 20th Century Fox logo, which is featured on the opening curtains while the opening fanfare is being conducted...
-->'''Jeremy:''' This guy, like most of the cast in this movie, thinks enthusiasm is all that matters.
* This:
-->'''Narcoleptic Argentinian''': ''(singing)'' Rooooooooxanne...
-->'''Jeremy''': Movie says, "[[Music/StraightOuttaCompton F*ck]] Music/ThePolice."
* This moment during the "Elephant Love Medley" segment:
-->'''Christine:''' ''(singing)'' All you need is love...\\
'''Satine:''' ''(singing)'' Love is just a game.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Love song rap battle.
** Later, as they continue to sing...
--->'''Jeremy:''' So you went from Music/EltonJohn to Music/{{U2}} to [[Music/DavidBowie Bowie]] to... Music/DollyParton? [[DeadpanSnarker This medley is going in the wrong direction.]]
* [[RunningGag "We interrupt this lavish musical to bring you..."]]
** "...an episode of ''Series/{{Frasier}}''." (at the scene involving mistaken identity)
** "...''Film/WhenHarryMetSally''" (when Satine demands Christian tell her some poetry while rolling around in her bed erotically)
** "...''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}'', apparently." (about the old "play within a play has the same basic plot as the main play" routine)
** "...''Film/EncinoMan''." (when Zidler tells Satine of Christian, [[BreakHisHeartToSaveHim "Hurt him to save him."]])
* As Christian says what he is typing on his typewriter, Jeremy deadpans, [[FollowTheBouncingBall "If I'm going to read what he's singing, don't I deserve a little bouncy ball on the words?"]]
* When Christian types, "The woman I loved is dead," Jeremy exclaims, "Well, damn! Spoiler alert! Why should I even watch this movie now?"
** This is referenced again later on, when Satine sings softly, "If I should die...":
--->'''Jeremy:''' Well, I'd call this a sin of cheesy foreshadowing, except that the movie already told us in the first three minutes that she was gonna die, so I think it's just a sin of... boring.
* At the very end of the movie, there is a message that reads: "This story is about... TRUTH... BEAUTY...", to which Jeremy remarks, "Is this a message for the people who walked in late?"
* In response to the Duke attempting to assassinate Christian while he's on the stage...
-->"Because you can't wait until after the show to do this. The bouncers at the after-parties are really strict."
* Jeremy makes fun of Satine's name, which is only "one letter away from being named after a cracker."
* Jeremy snarking the introduction of the Moulin Rouge:
-->'''Zidler''': Outside it may be raining, but in here it's entertaining!
-->'''Jeremy''': And ''still'' raining! The Moulin Rouge doesn't have a roof.
* Two moments that are longer than they should be: first, Christian hides from the Duke...
-->'''Jeremy:''' The "Christian hides from the Duke" scene lasts about three minutes, which doesn't sound long until you endure Satine's overacting all the way through it.
** Then during the elephant scene...
--->'''Jeremy:''' The entire Elephant sequence lasts nearly 20 minutes, which doesn't sound so long until... no, wait, that's actually pretty damn long.
* In response to Satine being excited to be a real actress while being dressed by Marie, her dresser...
-->'''Jeremy:''' ''(strained voice)'' Urge... to... make snarky remark... so strong right now...
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Mummy'' (2017)]]
* Right off the bat, we get this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[{{Irony}} Introducing Expanded Universe logo jinxes the Expanded Universe before the first movie in the universe even starts.]]
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Quadruple pupil.]]
* During this scene:
-->'''Soldier:''' You better come take a look at- *Mummy hand rips through head*.
-->'''Jeremy:''' This should happen to everyone who says "you better come take a look at this" cliche.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Murder on the Orient Express'']]
* When Poirot recieves his eggs and complains about them:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[HurricaneofPuns If his eggs-cruciatingly eggs-agerated pursuit of eggs-elence didn't need them to be eggs-actly the same size, why did he eggs-pell the first pair of eggs by simple visual eggs-amination?]]
* Jeremy's response to one of Poirot's catchphrases:
-->'''Poirot:''' Excuse me, I am Belgian, not French.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's Belgist.]]
* A funny moment during Pilar's introduction:
-->'''Pilar:''' Sin does not agree with me.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Actually, Creator/PenelopeCruz, we like you just fine.
* After an unecessarily creepy comment from one of the passengers:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BitingTheHandHumor Someone's been reading our comment section.]]
* This:
-->'''Pilar:''' Some things are in God's hands. It is not up to us if we survive safely or like Lucifer fall.
-->'''Jeremy:''' She's fun.
* Jeremy picking about ''every detail'' about the famous twist and why it doesn't make sense.
* This:
--> '''Poirot:''' ''[[GratuitousFrench Allons-y]]''!
--> '''Jeremy:''' Series/DoctorWho said what now?
* When Dr. Arbuthnot (played by Leslie Odom, Jr.) fires a non-fatal gunshot:
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[Theatre/{{Hamilton}} Aaron Burr]] misses. ''*ding*''
** This moment gets funnier when you remember Burr's pre-duel confession -- he's "a terrible shot".
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Nightmare Before Christmas'']]
* Apparently Jack Skellington is only known in England, France, and to just one guy in Kentucky.
* Jeremy notices the other towns, including "Thanksgiving Town", where everyone wishes it was Christmas already, and "St Patrick's Day Town". Jeremy ''really'' wants to see what St. Patrick's Day Town looks like.
* "[[{{Wangst}} You work once a year.]] F*ck you."
* At the sight of the skeleton rooster on Jack's roof:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Bone Cock!]] ''*ding*''
* This bit during Poor Jack. It's Jeremy holding his note during that whole line that sells it.
-->'''Jack:''' Why does nothing ever turn out like it should?
-->'''Jeremy:''' When I kidnap someone and steal a holiday?
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''A Nightmare On Elm Street'']]
* This:
-->'''Nancy:''' I'm crazy after all.\\
''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]''\\
''[[JumpScare (Freddy leaps out from the other side of the bed and attacks Nancy)]]''
-->'''Jeremy:''' What the f*ck were you waiting for, asshole?! ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Nine ½ Weeks'']]
* Jeremy calls the male lead "Discount Creator/MickeyRourke," but then he realizes that ''he's actually Mickey Rourke''.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Discount Mickey Rourke--oh sh*t!!! He looks so ... human!
* During the EroticEating scene:
--> Meanwhile, the watermelon goes shamefully unused.
** Which may be a ShoutOut to a ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' episode where it did not.
* "Oh, sure, Mickey Rourke follows a girl at a Jamaican street market and it's romantic prelude... I do and it's 'stalking.'"
* "Good God, if I knew this kind of behavior could land a woman like Kim Basinger, I would have tried to be creepier when I was younger."
* "No one would hear you if you called out."
--> '''Jeremy:''' "Well, that's not rapey at all."
** "Just goes to show you fellas, if you creep a girl out by implying you might sexually assault her, you can send her flowers and she'll immediately squeal in delight like a schoolgirl who forgot all about the implied sexual assault from earlier."
* The sentence: "9 ½ Weeks (of Jury Duty)", followed by [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith Darth Vader yelling]], "[[BigNo NO!!!!!!!!]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Nun'']]
* During the recap of Annabelle: Creation, [[SequelSnark Jeremy realises that he forgot how many movies there are in the Conjuring-Verse, listing titles such as Annabelle: 4Ever or The Amityville Conjuring.]]
* Jeremy's comments on the set design:
--> '''Jeremy:''' I want a bunch of crosses. I want so many of them so that the sisters will have to shimmer their way around them. Oh, and let's have a bunch of them hanging from the ceiling and [[SuddenlyShouting TWELVE FOG MACHINES!]] Set them to the max setting! We're going to horror movie cliche this sh*t up right!
* When Sister Victoria's hanging body appears out of nowhere:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Boy, that corpse sure knows dramatic timing!
* During a scene at the orphanage, Jeremy points out a scientific error:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Boy, back in 1952, the periodic table was a lot smaller. Or maybe this Catholic school believed a lot of the elements like carbon and hydrogen was sinful. And don't even get me STARTED on sodium...
* Jeremy quickly gets tired of the poor pacing:
--> '''Jeremy:''' I'm pretty sure the first 20 minutes of this movie has been them delivering luggage.
* When Father Burke approaches The Nun:
--> '''Father Burke:''' [[TooDumbtoLive Are you the Reverend Mother?]]
--> '''Jeremy:''' You don't realise that's a DEMON?! THAT'S THE ONE F*CKING THING YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD AT! The Vatican needs to vet its supernatural enforcer applicants a little closer in the future.
** Later, Jeremy is dumbfounded by Burke's decision to follow a mysterious nun ''after being kidnapped and buried alive'' only hours earlier.
* When The Nun swoops down to attack Frenchie:
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Tag, you're it!]]
* When the radio turns on by itself:
--> '''Jeremy:''' "I'm a demonic entity that can do anything I want. Should I rip out Father Burke's and Sister Irene's throats in the middle of the night? Nah, I'll just make them wonder how the radio went on! That sounds like way more fun!"
* Jeremy loses it at yet another scene of the characters wandering a hallway:
--> '''Jeremy:''' JUST DO SOMETHING FOR ONCE.
* When The Nun grabs Sister Irene's shoulder and screeches:
--> '''Jeremy:''' And that's what happens when you take your vows of celebacy.
* This:
--> '''Father Burke:''' Maybe the books will help us shine a light on our answer.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Or you could [[StatingTheSimpleSolution GET THE F*CK OUT OF THERE!]]
* At one point Jeremy combines two running gags:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Inverting crosses! Sudden nuns! [[RunningGag Ex-SKIP-Ment?!]]
* When Frenchie shows up to decapitate a zombie:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Frenchie Ex Machina, in one of the ex-machina-iest ex machinas ever machinaed.
* When a demon carves a pentagram in skin:
--> '''Jeremy:''' This nun demon prefers arts and crafts to killing.
* At one point, Jeremy suggests a sequel "The Nun 3: Nuns on the Run!" and excitingly says that he's got ideas to incorporate Eric Idle and Robbie Coltrane into the franchise.
* This:
--> '''Father Burke:''' Now is the time for action!
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Awesome. With 19 minutes left in the movie.]]
* Jeremy notes that Maralyn Manson should have sued for copyright infringement based on the appearance of Irene's possessed form.
* This bit:
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[WaxingLyrical No-Face Nun, won't you come? And scare Irene away? No-Face Nun, won't you come, won't you come...]]
* One of the outtakes has the Nun accompanied by [[Film/EvilDead2 "I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Nut Job'']]
* Jeremy makes it very clear every other scene that he hates this movie.
* At the beginning of the movie credits, [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment an animated version of]] Music/{{Psy}} appears. Jeremy's reaction:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TranquilFury Consider the sins doubled]].
* The beginning where the protagonist kicks pigeons off the telephone wire. Apparently it reminded Jeremy of one of his friends, a band member in college, and one of their lyrics ([[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer He's not making this up]]) was "Someone kicked a pigeon, someone kicked a pigeon, someone kicked a pigeon."
--> '''Jeremy:''' I swear to Holy Moses I'm not making this up!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Ocean's Eleven'' (2001)]]
* This:
--> '''Parole Officer:''' While this is your first conviction, you have been implicated, though never caught, in at least a dozen other confidence schemes and frauds.
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Ex-parole-spotion.]]
* Jeremy points out that, aside being from George Clooney, there is no way that Danny should have been paroled due to his dickish behaviour.
* Jeremy silently adds 10 sins to a shot of [[TakeThat the Trump Plaza]]. Even better, the moment the shot comes up, the video appears to freeze for a second (with the ding from the previous sin stopping) before the ten sins roll up.
* Jeremy notes a club literally called "Club Boobs" in the background and gets disappointed that the movie never shows what it looks like.
* During Basher's break in scheme, Jeremy is horrified that no one brings up the fact he built a car bomb.
* This bit:
--> '''Danny Ocean:''' Which one's the Amazing Yen?
--> '''Rusty:''' The little Chinese guy.
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's racist.]]
* At Saul's introduction scene:
--> '''Jeremy:''' The director said [[SubvertedCatchPhrase "Let's have this character eat an orange to make him look edgy as well as not quite an asshole."]]
* This:
--> '''Danny Ocean:''' This building's security rivals that of most nuclear silos.
--> '''Jeremy:''' That says more about the security of nuclear silos than casinos.
* This:
--> '''Jeremy:''' This fictional gambler is flanked by two Matrix agents and its definitely fun to laugh at them in this getup. :)
** Yes, he actually says "Smiley emotion".
* This bit:
--> '''Rusty:''' You can't split Tess eleven ways!
--> '''Jeremy:''' But isn't just a matter of who's going first?
* At one point, Jeremy theorises that Julia Roberts character is a continuation of Pretty Woman.
* When the group abandon their waiter disguises in an elevator:
--> '''Jeremy:''' And no one ever found these disguises or reported them to anyone. The end.
* Jeremy points out that, by jamming the 911 phone lines, Ocean and his crew may have killed ''thousands''.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Ouija'']]
* "Wait, maybe Debbie isn't dead. She's just stuck in the [[Series/StrangerThings Upside Down]]."
* When the main characters move the planchette and it stops in "D":
-->'''Jeremy:''' Laine is presumptuous in assuming the D is for Debbie. It could be David, or Doris, or Da Ghost. You don't know.
* "Are we sure this ghost isn't [[WesternAnimation/CasperTheFriendlyGhost Casper]]? Or at least a [[Music/Deadmau5 Deadmau5]] fan?"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Pet Sematary'' (1989)]]
* The ContentWarnings at the title screen warns viewers of "Massive Head-Wound Harry".
* Jeremy gets mad at a gravestone that reads "Hannah- The Best Dog That Ever Lived" as "my childhood dog Scruffy should hold that title!"
* Jeremy's comments on Dale Midkiff's [[DullSurprise performance]]:
-->'''Louis:''' Yeah...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SuddenlyShouting ACTING!!!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Louis:''' I'm Louis Creed.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Aw f*ck, Jud is going to be Ivan Drago's grandfather, isn't he?!
* This bit:
-->'''Louis:''' Where does that path lead to?
-->'''Jud:''' Pet cemetary.
-->'''Jeremy (imitating Jud's slurred accent):''' [[RunningGag Rowahll kreatays]].
* When Louis leaves for the hospital, saying goodbye to his family:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is it just me or does this scene last for ''6 HOURS?!''
* Jeremy is horrified at Victor's head injury, stating that "you didn't see stuff this gruesome in Shawshank."
* Jeremy sins Victor's [[TakeThat 80's running shorts]] then [[SpecialEffectFailure 80's special effects]] at Harry's vanishing.
* When Victor's ghost appears next to Louis:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Damn, Louis is taking this way better than he should. [[CatScare He got spooked by a cat a couple of nights ago but THIS is no problem?!]]
* Jeremy begins praising Miko Hughes' performance as Gage before stopping himself- "[[TakeThat Oops, wrong channel.]]"
* When Louis goes to the cemetary to revive Church, Jeremy wonders why [[ReplacementGoldfish they didn't just buy a new cat that looks like the old one.]]
* When the zombified Church attacks Louis:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Cat scratch bleeder.]]
* At Stephen King's cameo as a funeral priest:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RecognitionFailure Wow, this is the weirdest Stan Lee cameo I've ever seen.]]
* When Gage is killed:
-->'''Louis:''' NOOOOOOOOOO!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag No.]] [[SincerityMode No, seriously, I want no part of this section of the movie. It's a mixture of "no" and "skip" and a big old "f*ck you" for good measure.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Zelda:''' I'm coming for you, Rachael. And this time, I'll get you!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Great! Can we watch that movie instead?
* When a [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment ghostly face appears out of a gravestone]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[FlatWhat What?!]]
* During Jud's death scene:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Gone with the Gwynne.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Demon Gage:''' No fair. No fair!
-->'''Jeremy:''' This is what I've been saying to Chris for putting this movie on the schedule and forcing me to watch it.
* The final sin has Jeremy being glad that the film's over. "It's not like they're going to revive the ''actual movie'' from the dead". [[GilliganCut The video then cuts to a scene from the trailer of Pet Sematary (2019).]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' Aw, f*ck.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Pet Sematary'' (2019)]]
* Jeremy starts the video by [[BrickJoke sinning the movie title for its mispelling, just as he did in the sins video for the original movie.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Louis:''' Like I'm gonna miss the graveyard shift at the ER.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Seriously, movie? Casually referencing [[NamestheSame Graveyard Shift?]] [[InsulttoRocks I've seen subtler references in a Cardi B video.]]
* At a shot of mourners wearing animal masks:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Meanwhile, in [[TakeThat Saw 8]].
* At a headstone reading "pet sematary":
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll Creepy Credits!]]
* When Jud approaches Ellie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Jesus, this kid grew up in f*cking BOSTON and no one told her about Stranger Danger?!
* This:
-->'''Louis:''' It might seem scary but it's not.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Wow, the movie's anticipating its own reviews!]]
* At one point, Jeremy wonders why the movie was remade at all, noting that it seemed like it was made to up the violence factor and not much else.
* When a picture of a young Jud shows up:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Cool! Behind the scenes footage of Harry and the Hendersons!]]
* This:
-->'''Rachel:''' The pet cemetery...do we own that too?
-->'''Jud:''' Well, it's part of your properity.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Actual discussion between Paramount executives before they decided to remake this movie!]]
* When Zelda dies by falling down the dumbwaiter, Jeremy tries out his Hans Gruber impression:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Film/DieHard Now I have some oatmeal. Ho ho ho.]]
* Jeremy notes that Louis is the most useless Stephen King character since [[Literature/IT Henry Bowers.]]
* When the zombified Church attacks Ellie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Cat scratch eat her.]]
* As a semi-truck approaches the camera:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat AH! Sudden Maximum Overdrive!]]
* When Jud explains the powers of the Pet Semetary:
-->'''Jud:''' They knew the power it held.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation As did I, so naturally I waited until after you unleashed a holy feline hell upon your family before telling you this backstory. Ha ha ha ha, motherf*cker!]]
* When Louis prepares to revive Ellie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie is SOOOOOO bad with pacing. It's like I'm watching Jason Clarke dig this hole in real time!
* Jeremy notes that he'd give back all the sins from both this movie and the '89 version if [[MissedMomentofAwesome Ellie came back as a cat.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Demon Ellie:''' WE'RE NOT YOUR DAUGHTER.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ComicallyMissingthePoint Man, being resurrected must have aged Ellie into a teenager because she sure is rebellious!]]
* When Demon Ellie stalks Rachel:
-->'''Rachel:''' No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag No.]]
* This
-->'''Louis:''' God damn it, GOD DAMN IT!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat What I said when I found out there's 10 more minutes of this movie left!]]
* When the zombified version of the family approach Gage:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, think of how creepy this final shot would be in a movie that isn't so sh*tty.
* At the end credits:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Closing credits contain no Ramones songs.
* One of the outtakes has Louis running into [[Film/IT2017 Georgie]] in the basement.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Pitch Perfect'']]
* (When Beca strips in the bathroom, it was obscured by a blurred glass pane) "Cameraman fails at his job right now!" *ding*
* (During the same scene, a naked Chloe sneaks behind a naked Beca while she is singing) "Scene does not contain a lap dance." *ding*
* "Female A Cappella group actually thought that singing Music/AceOfBase would not end in at least one of their singers vomiting on stage."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Pixels'']]
* Jeremy doesn't even bother being professional with the title: "Everything Wrong With Pixels in 'It's An Creator/AdamSandler Movie' minutes."
* Two "No" jokes in a row after Lady Lisa disappears along with the other aliens:
-->'''Ludlow:''' LADY LISA!!\\
'''Jeremy:''' Lady Lisa. ''*ding*''\\
'''Ludlow:''' [[BigNo NOOOOO!]]\\
'''Jeremy:''' No. ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Planes'']]
* When the "World of Cars" subtitle shows up at the beginning:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Disney labelling this "World of Cars" is basically them saying: "We know we can't legally call this a Pixar movie but if you squint hard enough, you might not actually hate this."
* This bit:
--->'''Chug:''' I just thought of a new slogan. Corn: it gives you gas!
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode The best part of that slogan is the subtlety.]]
* Despite his hatred of the movie, Jeremy does like one thing about it:
--->'''Announcer:''' Tonight, on Top 10 Plane Crashes...
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Ha ha ha ha.]] I'm sinning this movie for not showing me all 10 of the plane crashes. [[TakeThat It's the funniest part of the movie so far.]]
* This:
--->'''Race Announcer:''' Well, he was close but not close enough.
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[HopeSpot Well, that was pretty long for a short film but at least its ov-]] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck THIS IS A FEATURE LENGTH MOVIE?!]]
* Jeremy gets increasingly annoyed at characters repeatingly telling Dusty that "you're a cropduster, not a racer", to the extent where he threatens to end the video.
* This:
--->'''Dusty:''' It's a long story.
--->'''Skipper:''' I've got time.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Well, I don't. SKIP!
* Immediately followed with:
--->'''Dusty:''' I'm afraid of heights.
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[RageBreakingPoint GODDAMNIT.]]
* The RunningGag of Jeremy trying to make sense of how things work in the World of Cars.
* Jeremy calls out the John Ratzenberger cameo as the movie trying to fool the audience into thinking its a Pixar film. [[TakeThat "Luckily, you can tell it's not one due to the complete lack of care in all of its production.]]"
* This:
--->'''Dusty:''' Look at that propeller.
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids You mean her ass?!]] Christ, Disney, how'd this get made?!
* As El Chupacabra looks at Rochelle's tailfins:
--->'''Jeremy:''' THIS MOVIE IS ALL ABOUT THE ASS!
* When the Wings Around The Globe race begins:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Now THIS is podracing!
* When Dusty is flying in Iceland, Jeremy remarks he'd remove all the sins [[TakeThat if the Abominable Snowman popped out and ate him.]]
* This:
--->'''Ned:''' Look who's here. The lowlife farmer boy!
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun That's race-ist.]]
* "63% of this movie is just fake SportsCenter moments. Of course, SportsCenter itself is now made up of 63% of fake SportsCenter moments..."
* "[[WTHCastingAgency Why did they hire Dane Cook to do an Owen Wilson impression?]]"
* Jeremy is horrified at Skipper's mission but later refers to it as:
--->'''Jeremy:''' This movie has 1000% not earned the right to turn into Saving Private Flyin. But here we are.
* This:
--->'''Ripslinger:''' We are going to end this right now.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Oh thank god...Damn, you weren't referring to the movie, were you?
* Jeremy finds a line of dialogue that is so stereotypical, he butts in at the end of it:
--->'''Skipper:''' I learned a lot more from you than what you learned from me...
--->'''Jeremy:''' Cliche!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Pokémon: Detective Pikachu'']]
* Jeremy is instantly creeped out by Cubone's backstory.
* During the scene with Lickitung on the train:
--->'''Tim:''' What a...great tongue you have.
--->'''Jeremy:''' And a great case for sexual harrassment!
* Jeremy's comments on Ryme City:
--->'''Jeremy:''' This place is a jewel covered nightmare!
* When Tim approachs a TV playing [[EasterEgg Angels with Filthy Souls]]
--->'''Jeremy:''' Oh look, my favorite gangster movie! [[SarcasmMode Home Alone.]]
* When Tim presses on the R gas container:
--->'''Jeremy:''' It looks like Tim went to the lesser known but equally prestigious [[SubvertedCatchphrase Prometheus School of Touching Things]] or to the 2015 Fantastic Four Touching Things Music & Arts Festival.
* This bit:
--->'''Reporter:''' If it's not veriable, it's not news!
--->'''Jeremy:''' Breaking News! We have verified that anyone who wears sunglasses indoors like this is an asshole!
* During the Pokèmon fight scene, Jeremy admits that he's [[TakeThat "about as lost here as I was when I watched The Wizard back in 1989."]]
* This bit:
--->'''Tim:''' What is that? What is that?!
--->'''Clifford:''' Mewtwo!
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[WhosOnFirst Nun-UH! You are but I'm not!]]
* At the shot of Greninja in tanks:
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat What would those Resident Evil movies look like if we just put a bunch of Pokèmon into them?]]
* Jeremy refers to Bulbasaur as a "Care Bear Onion Lizard".
* This:
--->'''Mewtwo:''' HUMANITY IS EVIL. BUT YOU HAVE-
--->'''Jeremy:''' Man, and just when we were going to hear the rest of Magneto's speech! This is the weirdest X-Men movie I've EVER watched.
* Jeremy points out that Ditto [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim spends more time changing into different Pokémon instead of just transforming into Mewtwo and attacking Tim directly.]]
* This bit:
--->'''Mewtwo:''' NOOOOO!
--->'''Clifford:''' NOOOOO!
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag No, No.]]
* One of the outtakes shows [[Film/Batman1989 The Joker]] releasing the R Gas in the Ryme City parade.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Point Break'' (1991)]]
* "Ex-Presidents robbery gang is clearly biased against all things UsefulNotes/GeraldFord."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Power Rangers'']]
* Right off the bat, we get this:
--->'''Subtitle:''' I'm sorry.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Movie waits 1:35 too long to apologise for its awfulness!
* When the Power Rangers meet Alpha 5:
--->'''Alpha 5:''' You can trust me, I'm a talking robot.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Tell that to [[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey HAL 9000]].
* Jeremy's repeated annoyance at the Krispy Kreme product placement, eventually adding 20 sins.
* One of the stingers replaces Alpha 5's dialogue with The Robot from ''Series/LostInSpace''.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Premium Rush'']]
* First sin:
-->'''Homer Simpson:'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Mmmm, donuts.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Pulp Fiction'']]
* The first sin of the video?
--->'''Jeremy:''' Miramax property somehow does not contain Matt Damon or Ben Affleck. [[TakeThat Also, Miramax.]]
* This bit:
--->'''Jules:''' AND YOU WILL KNOW THAT MY NAME IS THE LORD-
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[ActorAllusion Damn, calm down, Nick. It's going to be almost impossible to recruit for The Avengers if you go this route with them.]]
* At a shot of Mia's feet:
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat QT's foot fetish.]] And since we all know that he steals from other movies, this is probably James Cameron's foot fetish or something.
* This:
--->'''Mia:''' Don't be a-
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[RecognitionFailure RECTANGLE!]]
* "This 3 second shot of Speed Racer is 500 times better than the movie the Wachowskis would make 14 years later."
* Jeremy sins the concept of [[TakeThat theme restaurants.]]
* This bit:
--->'''Vincent:''' This is what I heard.
--->'''Mia:''' Who told you?
--->'''Vincent:''' They.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Wow, that's the first use of the Pronoun Game being used to protect someone. [[RunningGag But it's still a use of the Pronoun Game, you protecting-lame ass-gossiper-piece of sh*t.]]
* Jeremy loves the dance contest scene but points out that, since it's a Twist contest, [[RealityEnsues Mia and Vincent should have lost.]]
* Jeremy adds a sin for Fox Force Five being cancelled by the network, claiming that it'd be awesome.
* During the shower scene, Jeremy momentarily thinks that he's sinning Color of Night instead.
* A sin is added [[TakeThat for Kathy Griffin's cameo as an extra.]]
* Jeremy can't help but point out how The Gimp ended up doing absolutely nothing useful during his scenes.
* Jeremy is amazed at how Butch's entire subplot took place in less than 2 hours.
* This:
--->'''Butch:''' It's a chopper, baby.
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[ARareSentence Motorcycle semantics.]]
* This bit:
--->'''Jules:''' We should be dead, man.
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Jules would be amazing at Cinemasins.]]
* When Jimmie arrives:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Tarantino's directing ability against his acting ability. Has there ever been such a gap of talent in a single person? Discuss.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''A Quiet Place'']]
* "Please notice the hearing aid. [[SuddenlyShouting NO, SERIOUSLY. PLEASE NOTICE IT.]]"
* At a child performing sign language:
-->'''Jeremy:''' ...I presume that was [[RunningGag something racist.]]
* Jeremy comes up with many alternate titles for a newspaper headline, including "President Sounds Off: Turn Your Sound Off", "Simon Says: No One Dare Disturb The Sound of Silence" and "Sound Found to Compound the Frowns!"
* At Beau playing with a rocket:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheScrappy F*cking kid.]]
* Jeremy questions how Evelyn got pregnant because "all men perform loud sobbing after performing sex! OrSoIHeard."
* Whenever the kids do something stupid throughout the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag F*cking kids.]]
* Jeremy's understated response to Evelyn stepping on a nail:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Gah! F*ck you, movie!
* The RunningGag about Jeremy questioning how people in this universe do anything, particularly bodily functions, without making noise.
** On a meta level, the fact that after mercilessly sinning "[[ToiletHumor bodily functions]]" in several movies, Jeremy now complains about [[NobodyPoops their absence]].
* "Fun fact: this movie was almost about [[AttackOfTheKillerWhatever killer corn.]] This scene is the only remains of that original film."
* Jeremy gives the aliens some extra character motivation:
-->'''Jeremy (in a silly Bullwinkle impression):''' Hey, guys. I'm a big dumb alien creature. I've got these big teeth and claws but I'd rather just sneak up on you when the movie needs suspense.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Rampage'']]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Reading. Like, lots of reading. We're talking f*cking Blade Runner levels of reading.
* Jeremy cracks up at the reveal that the opening takes place in space.
* "[[TakeThat WOW. I never thought I'd see CGI that would rival Geostorm but you just proved me wrong, movie!]]"
* At a shot of George roaring:
-->'''Jeremy:''' And so begins at least 932 more of these roaring shots throughout the movie. Hey, can someone make a supercut where each roar is replaced by me sighing? It'd be better than watching this.
* When George touches the space capsule:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SubvertedCatchphrase George is a graduate of the Alien School of Touching Foreign Objects From Space.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Nelson:''' That is not the George we know anymore.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Great. So can we get to some rampaging already?!
* Jeremy's alternate title for the movie is "Rise of the Mighty Joe Young Skyscraper".
* At a shot of a helicopter being destroyed:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Weak. I bet Tom Cruise would have landed that.
* Jeremy points out how almost every character The Rock plays is either a sports star or in the military because "he's simply too jacked to play a normal person".
* "[[TheScrappy F*cking Connor.]]"
* "[[Film/BacktotheFuture Last night I had a dream that Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan came down and said he'd melt my brains if I didn't show you]] [[TakeThat the last 2 minutes of this scene.]]"
* This:
-->'''Davis:''' Sir, you have to evacuate Chicago.
-->'''Jeremy:''' He says that like it's actually possible to do that in a few minutes.
* This:
-->'''Davis:''' Well, this sucks!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat The producers left The Rock's initial reaction after the movie's test screening in the movie itself.]]
* When the wolf monster somehow sprouts wings:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Jesus f*cking Christ on a saltine.
* When George gives Davis the finger:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This is what the producers have been doing to us for the last 98 minutes.]]
* The final sin:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This was a dumb movie that's really bad. [[TakeThat Still liked it better than Kong: Skull Island though.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Ready Player One'']]
* During the opening narration, we get:
-->'''Wade:''' ...or climb Mt. Everest with Franchise/{{Batman}}!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Yeah, but I would want to climb Mount Everest AS Batman. Who wants to climb a mountain with f*cking Batman? That's the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
* When Wade mentions that there's a casino the size of a planet in the OASIS:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Film/TheLastJedi And if there's a section of the movie set there that involves a brief incarceration, a random meeting with a morally ambiguous code breaker, and an animal escape, you can expect a fan revolt]].
* Jeremy immediately calls out the idea of [[ItMakesSenseinContext Freddy Kruger fighting giant scorpions]].
* The RunningGag about how all of the properties in the movie are owned by Creator/WarnerBros.
* As a character tries to [[SkewedPriorities kill himself after losing the game]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' And that's what he gets for playing as [[TakeThat Jason Voorhees.]]
* At an appearance by a T-Rex on a race track:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This 10-second T-Rex scene is [[TakeThat somehow better]] than ''Film/JurassicWorld'' AND [[Film/JurassicWorldFallenKingdom its sequel]].
* Jeremy is enraged at the fact that, despite the movie has a [=DeLorean=] and Music/AlanSilvestri doing the score, they don't use any music from ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture''.
* Jeremy's sheer rage at ''Film/TheShining'' sequence:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Stanley Kubrick will likely come back to life after this and slap Steven Spielberg around, and then wait another 15 years to make a new movie.
* When a henchman talks to Nolan about the third challenge:
-->'''Henchman:''' An Atari 2600, sir. Every game ever made for it, thousands of possibilities.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossestheLineTwice Even]] ''[[CrossestheLineTwice Custer's Revenge]]''?!
* When The Iron Giant fights Mechagodzilla:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, it's weird they released two [[Film/PacificRimUprising Pacific Rim sequels]] in the same year.
* When I-R0k, voiced by Creator/TJMiller, blows up a bridge:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Also...it's a little bit weird that before this blew, TJ Miller's character didn't even phone in a bomb threat]].
* When Wade tosses the Holy Hand Grenade:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hey, he [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail didn't count to three]]!
* Jeremy thinks the climactic scene is similar to ''Film/{{Inception}}''.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Real Steel'']]
* During the scene where Atom stares into the mirror:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Robot existentialism. ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Revenant'']]
* "Sushi." *''ding''*
* When Glass carves up a horse and sleeps in it:
-->'''Jeremy''': Discount [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack Han, Luke, and the Tauntaun.]]
** When Glass crawls out of the horse carcass:
--->'''Jeremy''': Actual footage of Leonardo [=DiCaprio's=] birth.
* The video has a Bonus Round for low-angle shots of trees, adding another 19 sins to the tally. The funnier part is the porno music they set it to.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Rio'']]
* Jeremy is shocked when the movie starts with only 33 seconds of logos and wonders if he shouldn't sin it out of restraint but [[ShaggyDogStory sins it anyway.]]
* When all the birds wake up in the jungle:
---> '''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Synchronized sunrising seriously supposes several species stir selves simultaneously.]]
* During the opening musical number:
--->'''Birds''': Rio!
--->'''Jeremy''': Roll Cre-
--->'''Birds''': Rio!
--->'''Jeremy''': I said ROLL CREDITS!
* Jeremy sins the movie for having [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece bookstores.]]
* This bit:
--->'''Tulio''': I'm like the Mama Bird to all of them!
--->'''Jeremy''': I was going to make a comment that this guy is way over the top but...[[TakeThat have you ever SEEN a bird person?!]]
* At the Brazilian gangsters:
--->'''Jeremy''': Man, I was NOT ready to watch [[CrossesTheLineTwice an animated version of City of God.]]
* This:
--->'''Blu''': Who needs to fly anyway?!
--->'''Jewel''': Birds need to fly!
--->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Jewel would be bird-tastic at CinemaSins!]]
* This bit:
--->'''Rafael''': What's going on down there?!
--->'''Jeremy''': Apparently animated antics that will help this movie gross- [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer 484 MILLION DOLLARS?!]] F*ck everything.
* Jeremy finds himself unexpectedly turned on by the romance scenes between Rafael and Eva.
* This bit:
--->'''Nico''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Baby got beak!]]
--->'''Jeremy''': [[SuddenlyShouting Every time I convince myself that this movie is leaps and bounds better than the standard animated fare, a line like this slaps me back to reality.]]
* When Nico and Pedro begin playing the drums, Jeremy wonders if [[CrossesTheLineTwice they're going to start a Matrix Reloaded-esque orgy.]]
* This:
--->'''Blu''': EVERY SONG SOUNDS THE SAME! TICO-TACO YA YA YA! TACO-TICO YA YA YA!
--->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat PitchFork.]]
* "Holy sh*t, did they adopt Fernando?! This sh*t's more messed up than the ending of Face/Off!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves'']]
* [[Music/BonJovi "He's an outlaw. On a sheriffs horse he rides. Robin's wanted...]] '''''WANTED!''''' Dead Or Alive!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Robocop'']]
* In the ''What's The Damage'' video of this film, "Three Jars of Mush" (Baby Food) is worth "$0.00".
* Jeremy points out the huge violation of safe firearm handling, wondering why Omni-Consumer Products would allow the Ed-209 police bot, to be [[ArtisticLicenceGunSafety demonstrated with real bullets.]]
* This:
-->'''Alex Murphy''': "Dead or alive, you are coming with me."
-->'''Jeremy''': It's too bad this guy doesn't have his dick out so that he can escape the situation.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Rock'']]
* Jeremy gets tired of the car chase cliches awfully fast.
-->'''Jeremy''': Slow old lady crossing the street clic- you know what, f*ck you, movie. ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Room'']]
* '''The father''' (Written by Tommy Wiseau), '''The son''' (Produced by Tommy Wiseau) '''and the holy ghost''' (Directed by Tommy Wiseau).
* "You are tearing me apart, Lisa!"
-->'''Jeremy:''' There's nothing wrong with this scene, [[SoBadItsGood this is gold]]. (no ding)
* "Tommy Wiseau reads lines HE WROTE like he doesn't understand them." (plays a clip of Tommy Wiseau delivering his lines poorly)
* "Navel f*cking."
* "Lisa grows a vagina in her hip."
* Repeatedly "Lisa has a vagina on/in her [insert some place on body]" (see entry above). Culminating in that when the verdict for the movie is given, it is "Lisa's Vagina".
* Concerning Denny.
-->'''Denny:''' ...Can I kiss you? (talking to Lisa)
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t, Denny is a creepy bastard. (ding)
-->'''Denny:''' I was just kidding! I love you and Johnny!
-->'''Jeremy:''' HOLY SH*T, Denny is a creepy bastard! (ding)
* This line between Denny and Lisa's mom
-->'''Denny:''' I also need a cup of flour and a half-a-stick of butter.
-->'''Lisa's Mom:''' Doesn't your home have a kitchen?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Don't your breasts have cancer?
* This gold:
--> A guy we haven't seen before in the film enters the scene.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Who the f*ck is this guy? (ding)
--> '''Michelle:''' You have got to be honest with Johnny.
--> '''Same guy from previous sin:''' I agree with that.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Who THE F*CK is ''this guy?!''
* When Johnny kills himself: "This should have been done before the script was written".
* The movie prompted 3 {{Bonus Round}}s during the sins video: All the "Oh, Hi"'s, every-time Lisa stated "She's in love with Mark, not Johnny" and every time the characters tossed a football. Before the sentence was revealed, another one for Johnny laughing appeared. And the sentence was "A black hole caused by a parallel universe (Lisa's vagina)".
* The very fact that the movie reached ''1 billion'' sins (the first to do so).
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Running Man'']]
* As Amber and her coworker Amy are standing in the hall, they spot the believed-to-be-dangerous Ben Richards walking by with several police guards.
-->'''Amy:''' Lucky he didn't kill you too.
-->'''Amy:''' Or kill you and rape you.
-->'''Amy:''' Or rape you and kill you.
** It's the actress' off-putting delivery that sells it. Throughout the whole thing she seems to grow increasingly interested in the idea of her coworker, or anyone else for that matter, being a part of this rape/murder fantasy.
-->'''Jeremy:''' This woman seems to find rape appealing.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''San Andreas'']]
* Jeremy calls out a guy for thinking holding The Rock at gunpoint is a good idea.
* "Objects in mirror may be more divorced than they appear."
* In response to an establishing shot of a skyscraper.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Trump.]] (ding)
* Jeremy makes a RunningGag out of denouncing that The Rock's character (a Los Angeles rescue operator that was ordered to go to Nevada to help with the damages of an earlier earthquake but decides to go help his family instead when the disaster becomes worse) is pretty much a horrible character for his ProtagonistCenteredMorality.
** In fact, he also notes this later on with this exchange:
-->'''Emma''': Everything okay?
-->'''Jeremy''': Just thinking about all those dying Los Angeles citizens I abandoned -- with city property -- to come save your ass. I really made a moral misstep!! (ding)
* Jeremy continuously criticizing how electricity, mobile phones and [=WiFi=] are still working perfectly during and after huge earthquakes.
* "Look at the heels! [[Film/JurassicPark Claire Dearing]] can't hold a candle to Emma Gaines."
* "Die, humans... DIE, [[EvilLaugh ha ha ha ha ha]]."
* "[[UpToEleven This movie should have been called "It's so Goddamn Lucky Any of Our Main Characters Survive This Biblical Sh*t."]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Santa Clause'']]
* At the Walt Disney Pictures logo:
-->'''Jeremy''': Ah, remember when Disney didn't try to blow themselves during each [[LogoJoke opening logo]]? Nowadays, they'd put the castle in the North Pole with hot rods and calenders of women in bikinis to appeal to Tim Allen's demographic.
* At the opening credits sequence:
-->'''Jeremy''': Just in case the TITLE OF THE FILM didn't give it away, movie hits the audience over the head with Christmas so hard, we're all gonna need eggnog ice packs.
* "Just three years prior, Judge Reinhold would have probably been the lead in this film. Now he's playing second fiddle to the f*cking guy from Home Improvement. And THAT is the inspiration juice behind this sarcastic wave."
* This bit:
-->'''Scott''': Ah, yes, Christmas at the pound!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SarcasmMode Remember how charming Tim Allen was back in the day?]] Aside from Buzz Lightyear, this was literally every f*cking character he played: a crass dickhead who said what he wanted and thinks he's super funny and eventually turns out to have a heart.
* "I really want to say that Liar Liar was a ripoff of this movie, but Liar Liar is a much better film than this. So I choose to believe that Liar Liar was in development for many years and this movie ripped it off."
* Jeremy points out a Denny's product placement and then hopes that they didn't [[TakeThat cater the set]]:
-->'''Jeremy''': Moons Over My Hammy is literally the gift that keeps on giving.
* After Scott kills Santa Claus, Jeremy is disappointed to find out that the movie doesn't become a [[GenreShift horror film instead.]]
* This:
-->'''Charlie''': You got him!
-->'''Jeremy''': Man, Charlie is showing some disturbing bloodlust at such an early age!
* At a fart joke:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[Literature/TwasTheNightBeforeChristmas Twas the night before Christmas]], and the [[ActorAllusion Man Standing Last]]/Was convinced to play Santa by a rogue reindeer's gas.
** Jeremy later adds 15 sins as a penalty for a second fart joke.
* "[[SpecialEffectsFailure What the f*ck is up with these effects?!]] You might say, "hey, it's 1994" but I'll retaliate by saying that Jurassic Park and T2 both came out earlier than this movie so f*ck off."
* Jeremy notices a "save the rainforest" poster, leading to:
-->'''Jeremy''': Hey, remember all the "save the rainforest" thing in the 90's? [[BlackComedy Do we still have a rainforest? Did Ferngully and Medicine Man make it all good?]]
* The RunningGag about Scott never delivering all of the Christmas presents on his first night as Santa, with the list of countries skipped over getting longer and longer each time.
* This:
-->'''Scott''': Ho ho ho!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SarcasmMode Wow, Tim Allen just disappears into this role, doesn't he?! First time I saw this movie, I though Scott was played by Alan Rickman!]]
* Jeremy questions what would happen if a woman or a child killed Santa, then realises that he's "spending more time thinking about this movie than anybody working on it, who were probably busy handling their giant cocaine piles".
* When Scott puts on a toolbelt:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Tim the tool, man.]]
* Jeremy almost removes a sin for Mary Gross's performance as the schoolteacher, but then he claims "I don't want to be the guy that removed a sin off F*CKING SANTA CLAUSE."
* "Was this look ultra-popular in 1994, or is it pure coincidence that Wendy Crewman is dressed exactly like Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction?" Made even funnier by the video showing a clip of Mia Wallace [[CrossesTheLineTwice snorting cocaine]] side-by-side with the movie.
* [[WaxingLyrical He's making his boss pissed, he's checking his price, he's gonna find out who's the fraudulent type, Santa Scott, he sucks with this croooooooooooowd!]]
* This:
-->'''Mr. Whittle''': You look like the Pilsbury Doughboy!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag That's pastrycst.]]
* "This scene could best be described by "peak 90's jeans"."
* [[SarcasmMode Hey, you know what I love with my Christmas movies?! Child custody drama! That's why I always play my copy of Kramer Vs. Kramer every December!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Neal''': Charlie! HE! IS NOT! SANTA!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TheScrappy F*cking Neal.]]
* During a montage of Scott delivering toys to houses:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Chinese checkers.]]
* This:
-->'''Laura''': I want you to come and see Charlie as often as you can. *burns court papers*
-->'''Jeremy''': Because THAT'S how the legal system works.
* The sentence? "Santa Clause 4: [[GeniusBonus Krampus VS. Belsnickle]]".
* One of the outtakes plays Statler and Waldorf over a shot of a Punch and Judy show.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''School of Rock'']]
* When Dewey crowdsurfs and fails:
-->'''Jeremy''': All his ribs survive this.
* Jeremy calls Dewey [[InsultToRocks a bigger dick than even Lightning McQueen "and that's saying something!"]]
* At Dewey being kicked out of the band:
-->'''Bandmate''': We're kicking you out.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Hey, I didn't know this was a Pearl Jam biopic!]]
* Immediately followed with:
-->'''Bandmate''': You're an embarrassment!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[WTHCostumingDepartment Guy in THAT shirt has the balls to call someone else an embarrassment.]]
* [[ARareSentence "Movie has time for this Jack Black eyebrow bullsh*t."]]
* This bit:
-->'''Dewey''': I don't want to have to fail you...
-->'''Summer''': I thought you didn't believe in grades.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag This girl IS Cinemasins.]]
* Jeremy points out that the movie's original songs sounds more like insurance commercial jingles and performs one under the score:
-->'''Jeremy''': Liberty. Liberty. Liiiiiiberty. Liberty.
* Jeremy mentions that they considered doing a BonusRound everytime the word "rock" was said but decided against it. So he adds ''86'' sins to the movie instead.
* "This is Dewey's old band and they're going to win the Battle of the Bands WITH A BALLAD. A BALLAD. [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Battle ballad belittles bottled-up bitter backbone that is the basis of better band breakthroughs.]]"
* This:
-->'''Dewey''': All right, let's pray. Dear God of Rock-
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint School prayer.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Scooby-Doo'']]
* Jeremy refers to the jokes in the movie as "a long stretch of fart, butt and poop jokes that would make [[EveryoneHasStandards The Garbage Pail Kids groan]]."
* At a Pamela Anderson cameo:
-->'''Jeremy''': The only way this movie could be more 2002 if it had Mel Gibson, Frankie Muniz and the "Dude You're Getting A Dell" guy make a cameo in this scene too.
* This:
-->'''Shaggy''': It's like a medieval Sizzler!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat A regular Sizzler is also like a medieval Sizzler nowadays.]]
* "Movie predicts the Brent Rambo thumbs up meme several years ahead of time!"
* This exchange:
-->'''Velma''': With every cult, there's always a power hungry person behind it all. A Papa Smurf figure.
-->'''Jeremy''': Wait, so in a world where Mystery Inc is real, WesternAnimation/TheSmurfs are still a cartoon?! What about the Monchichis?! ARE THEY REAL?!
** Made even more funny when you realize [[Creator/HannaBarbera who produced both series]]. And who [[Creator/RajaGosnell directed]] the live-action films.
* Jeremy declares the secret passages in the castle to be "balderdash, poppycock and indeed, tommyrot!"
* "[[Creator/SarahMichelleGellar Daphne]] [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer the Vampire]] [[ActorAllusion Slayer]]."
* When [[TheScrappy Scrappy-Doo]] makes his first appearance, Jeremy lets out a ClusterFBomb.
** Adding onto this, one of the outtakes plays audio of the "[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show]]" over Scrappy.
* "[[TakeThat The scariest part of this theme park so far has been Sugar Ray.]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Seven'']]
* The RunningGag about the constant rain throughout the movie.
* Jeremy somehow manages to compare John Doe's "We see a sin on every street corner" rant to the Fast and the Furious movies.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Shaft'' (2000)]]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat This movie exists.]]
* "Roughly 61% of this movie is comprised of sexy and overdramatic glaring."
* At the first appearance of Walter Wade:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Discount Christian Ba-]] [[SuddenlyShouting HOLY SH*T, IS THAT THE REAL CHRISTAIN BALE?! IN SHAFT?!]]
* Immediately after:
-->'''Walter''': I was just razzing that guy. He couldn't take a joke.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[OohMeAccentsSlipping Or that terrible New York accent, from what I hear.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Shaft''': This is Shaft.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll cred-]]
-->'''Voice''': [[Film/Shaft Shut yo mouth!]]
* Jeremy is creeped out at Vanessa Williams' eyes and decides to add a sin because of that.
* This:
-->'''Shaft''': Everybody freeze!
-->'''Jeremy''': Did he actually think that would work?! This isn't the raid in Christmas Vacation!
* At one point, Jeremy surmises that John Shaft II is actually [[CanonWelding Jules Winfeld living under a diffeent name.]]
-->'''Jeremy''': He's even got the weird facial hair and everything!
* This bit:
-->'''Shaft''': April Fool's, motherf*cker.
-->'''Jeremy''': It makes you wonder how far they had to go to get this line. I guess "It's Washington's Birthday, motherf*cker" or "Happy Arbor Day, motherf*cker" were taken.
* This:
-->'''Shaft''': Shut the f*ck up!
-->'''Jeremy''': Look, I obviously don't have a f*cking problem with the word f*ck. But when I can predict 70% of Samuel L Jackson's dialogue...
* Jeremy's mind nearly breaks trying to work out whether the movie is a reboot or a remake when Richard Roundtree's Shaft shows up as a character. He then remarks that [[TemptingFate no one would be dumb enough to try that again.]]
* At Walter [[GroinAttack punches a fellow prisoner in the balls]]:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ActorAllusion I'm rack-man.]]
* When Shaft is interrogating a suspect:
-->'''Shaft''': What's my name? WHAT'S MY NAME?!
-->'''Jeremy''': "What ain't no country I ever heard from! They speak English in What?!"
* "No one will be seated for the Peoples takes a sh*t segment of the movie. Except for, you know, him."
* When Shaft and Raasan argue about the pronuncation of "Palmenari", Jeremy notes that [[SelfDeprecation "the movie somehow spliced an arguement between Chris and Jeremy about the narration of a CinemaSins video in it!"]]
* When Peoples pushes Walter out of a window:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SpecialEffectsFailure Does Hershey make the windows in this universe?!]]
* Jeremy gets sick of Shaft never having to reload his gun and adds a sin "for every bullet in his magic handgun." [[UpToEleven Over 50 sins get added.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Shallows'']]
* When Nancy is stranded in the middle of the ocean after a shark attack:
-->'''Nancy''': OH GOD, SOMEBODY HELP ME!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[Series/ArrestedDevelopment And that's why you always leave a note!]] ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Shape of Water'']]
* During the opening narration, we get:
-->'''Giles''': And the monster who tried destroying it all.
-->'''Jeremy''': Let me guess, the monster is Michael Shannon, because his name showed up when you said that.
* When Michael Shannon first shows up:
-->'''Jeremy''': Gah! Sudden General Zod!
* When Richard Strickland zips/unzips his pants in the urinal while Elisa and Zelda observe:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[GeniusBonus Lyndon Johnson.]]
* This exchange:
-->'''Zelda''': Elisa! What were you doing in there?!
-->'''Jeremy''': Maybe this is sign language for "Oh, you know, just casually interacting with an incredibly valuable, violent and otherwise unguarded fish god. How are you?"
* Jeremy is completely dumbfounded at the idea of using a South American fish man to win the Space Race against the USSR.
* When Strickland is hitting on Elisa:
-->'''Strickland:''' I don't mind that you can't speak, either. It kind of gets me going.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat James Toback]].
* When Zelda asks Elisa about the Fish-Man's anatomy:
-->'''Zelda:''' Does he have a...?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Meanwhile...speaking of Free Willy...
* This bit:
-->'''Dimitri''': We don't need to learn. We need Americans not to learn.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Betsy DeVos.]]
* Jeremy comes up with a conspiracy theory that, ever since Gone With The Wind, Hollywood has been trying to get a amphibian-human romance on screen and have it win Best Picture. This movie is the result.
** He also notes that the sex scenes are exactly the same as Film/ColorOfNight.
* During Elisa's fantasy of dancing with the Fish-Man:
-->'''Jeremy''': Back in the 60s, Broadway was not ready for "Big Dick Fish Man" and it closed after one performance. Those Philistines.
* Jeremy notes that the police do nothing upon seeing a violent murder "[[TakeThat just like in the real Baltimore!]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Shining'']]
* Instead of the usual sin counter, the sins are tallyed up by [[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey HAL 9000]] just for this video.
** Even [[EvenEvilHasStandards HAL 9000 removes 5 sins from the beginning of the movie for them doing it.]]
* Jeremy's comments on Jack Nicholson's performance:
-->'''Jeremy:''' It's like Kubrick told Nicholson to be about 85% more Jack-y.
* This bit:
-->'''Halloran:''' How about some ice cream, doc?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun What a Dick move.]]
* This:
-->'''Halloran:''' My grandmother and I could hold entire conversations without even speaking! We called it "shining"!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Rollllllll Johnnies!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Wendy:''' Loser has to keep America clean!
-->'''Danny:''' OK. You're going to lose!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat How the EPA was formed!]]
* During the [[MemeticMutation famous Grady twins scene]]:
-->'''Grady Twins:''' Come and play with us. Come and play with us, Danny.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Peer pressure.]]
* This:
-->'''Jack Torrance:''' I thought I killed you. You and Danny. I...chopped you up into little pieces!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I know the marriage counselor said to share your feelings, but this is a little much.
* This bit:
-->'''Jack Torrance:''' I'd sell my goddamn soul for a glass of beer!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hey, that's ACTUAL sins!
* When Tony takes over Danny:
-->'''Danny:''' Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Film/Ghostbusters1984 There is no Danny, only Zuul.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Mr. Grady:''' We are very disappointed that you have yet to conduct the...business we discussed, Mr. Torrance.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ARareSentence Murder-Shaming.]]
* During the [[MemeticMutation movie's most famous scene]]:
-->'''Jack Torrance:''' HERE'S JOHNNY!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Taking Carson's name in vain!
* Jeremy's reaction to the scene with the bear-man:
-->'''Jeremy:''' A ghost furry giving a ghost man a ghost blowjob isn't evil at all!
* At the blood coming out of the elevators:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Don't worry, that'll wash out. It won't stain the marble.]]
* Jeremy adds a sin at the end for [[TakeThat "no CGI topiary animals"]] before admitting he was kidding and takes it back.
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Halloran:''' We got dried peaches, dried apricots...
-->'''Bubba:''' [[Film/ForrestGump Shrimp stew, shrimp scampi...]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Showgirls'']]
* The various reactions to the LesYay.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Please god say yes.
** For the final scene where Cristal requests a kiss from Nomi, Jeremy is baffled that it actually happened, so he deducts a sin.
* During some of the more explicit scenes, they have to resort to putting [[GagCensor a picture of the Easter Bunny over the frame]] so they can even ''talk'' about it. They even lampshade this later.
--> '''Nomi:''' I didn't f*ck anybody...
--> '''Jeremy:''' Um... our Easter Bunny disagrees. ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Signs'']]
* "The aliens have the same weakness as [[ShapedLikeItself the aliens in Signs]]."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Silence of the Lambs'']]
* The video title: "Everything Wrong with The Silence of the Lambs With A Side of Fava Beans".
* At the MGM logo:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Wait, "Lions before Lambs"?! I must be watching the wrong sheep movie.
* Jeremy points out an extra that [[FailedASpotCheck looks directly into the camera in the opening credits.]]
* This bit:
--> '''Clarice:''' Is there a chance Lecter might be related to Buffalo Bill?
--> '''Crawford:''' I wish there were. I want your full attention, Starling.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Movie had a chance to answer why this was so urgent and [[SuddenlyShouting GODDAMN FAILS.]]
* When Clarice meets with Hannibal:
--> '''Hannibal:''' And that accent you've tried to desperately shed; pure West Virgina.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Wait, Clarice's current accent is what happened when she tried to SHED IT?! Holy sh*t, she must have sounded like [[TheUnintelligible Boomhauer]] before all that work!
* Jeremy's reaction to the [[MemeticMutation famous line]]:
--> '''Hannibal:''' I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Man, Italy would have had Hannibal deported if they heard him [[AcCENTUponTheWrongSylLABle pronounce Chianti this way.]]
* Jeremy refuses to show Multiple Migg's semen-throwing but mentions that he does it "with an accuracy that porn stars would be impressed with!"
* When Clarice goes to the Your Self storage facility:
--> '''Jeremy:''' I guess considering the storage facility's name, [[IncrediblyLamePun Clarice is jacking Your Self off.]]
* Jeremy notes some missing text on a file:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Apparently, the missing victim Frederica Bimmel lived on "143 Maple" and didn't have a Social Security Number. It's amazing that anyone even knows her name!
* This:
--> '''Hannibal:''' Quid Pro Quo. I tell you things, you tell me things.
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Official United States policy.]]
* This bit:
--> '''Buffalo Bill:''' It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!
--> '''Jeremy:''' Buffalo Bill is one of the most scruplious serial killers in movie history but... he uses a f*cking common garden hose to punish his victims?!
* When Hannibal makes his escape:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Wow, it's almost like there should have been more than 2 cops to deal with the most dangerous murderer on the planet.
* This bit:
--> '''Buffalo Bill:''' Would you f*ck me? I'd f*ck me.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Wow! [[ComicallyMissingthePoint That's MY daily affirmation too!]]
* This:
--> '''Buffalo Bill:''' YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PAIN IS!
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[ContinuityNod F*ck you, dude! I sinned "Pete's Dragon" and lived!]]
* This bit:
--> '''Clarice:''' FBI! Are you safe?
--> '''Jeremy:''' I'll shut up and let Catherine take this one-
--> '''Catherine:''' Shut the f*ck up and get me out of here!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Sin City'']]
* The narrator [[Awesome/CinemaSinsAbsolved takes off several sins]] for Carla Gugino strutting around naked, then sins the movie for trying to [[DistractedByTheSexy distract him]].
* This part.
-->'''Roark, Jr. (planning to kill Nancy)''': Here it comes...it's gonna hurt...
-->'''Jeremy:''' ''DO IT ALREADY!''
* The opening of ''That Yellow Bastard''.
--> '''Hartigan:''' Just one hour to go. I'm on the last day of the job.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Someone recorded Creator/BruceWillis saying this in his dressing room and it made the final cut.
* When Marv saws off Kevin's arms and legs.
--> Man, Creator/ElijahWood took the method acting way too far to become Frodo.
** And when Kevin first shows up...
--->With Elijah Wood in the movie, and Creator/BruceWillis narrating everything, I swear I'm watching [[DarkerAndEdgier a twisted sequel]] to ''Film/{{North}}''.
* "Shot and Cut by Robert Rodriguez."
-->'''Jeremy:''' Somewhere there's a murder victim who could claim the same thing, probably from some other Robert Rodriguez.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Sinister'']]
* "Step one: put your kid in a box. Step two: [[Music/TheLonelyIsland cut a hole in the box]]." ''*ding*''
* After one last [[JumpScare jump scare]] from [[SeriesMascot Mr. Boogie.]]
--> '''Jeremy:''' F*ck you. Seriously. ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Skyscraper'']]
* Even the video description rips on the movie:
--> '''Video Description''' You know how sometimes you see a movie that is so bad you think there could never be a worse movie? Well you're wrong, because Skyscraper exists, and it's the worst worse movie I ever worsed.
* When a hostage turns around to reveal he's holding a kid:
--> '''Jeremy:''' How the f*ck did no one see this kid before this guy turned around like that? Was he tiny and grew really quickly? Is he part sea monkey? IS HE PART SEA MONKEY?!
* This:
--> '''Kidnapper:''' Do you really want it to end like this?!
--> '''Jeremy:''' I do!
* Jeremy immediately calls out the titular skyscraper's design, referring to it as "a snake eating a tennis ball."
* Jeremy nearly loses it over the "30-story park" in the movie several times throughout the video.
* "This may be the dumbest thing I've watched all year and [[ContinuityNod I saw a f*cking garden gnome movie]]!"
* This bit:
--> '''Sawyer:''' I haven't touched a gun in 10 years.
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Its important that The Rock plays characters who don't believe in violence.]]
* "F*cking [[TheScrappy Henry.]]"
* When Sawyer beats a goon with his prostethic leg:
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun I guess some people will do anything to get a leg up on the competition!]]
* Jeremy eventually gives up after Xia shoots one of her henchmen:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Man, I don't even know anymore if this movie even wants to make sense and I'd like to leave now.
* This:
--> '''Sarah:''' Come on, keep up! Don't stop!
--> '''Jeremy:''' WHY THE F*CK WOULD THEY STOP?!
* Jeremy notes that the henchmen have such bad aim, even the Stormtroopers would laugh at them.
* [[MundaneMadeAwesome Screwdrivers! Hammers! Vodka! TAPE!!]]
* This bit:
--> '''Sawyer:''' I need you to be brave for me. Can you do that?
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[RealityEnsues Well, dad I have chronic asthma which is only worsened by the smoke and we're 130 stories in the air in a building that's on fire but if you think spouting cliches is going to help...I'm happy to respond in kind.]]
* Jeremy gets so sick of Sawyer surviving all of the impossible stunts, he decides to sin them all in a row. So sins 100 to 116 is "This works." *ding* "This works." *ding* "This works." *[[OverlyLongGag ding]]*
* This:
--> '''Zhao:''' What can we do now?
--> '''Sawyer:''' Got any duct tape?
--> '''Jeremy:''' Oh, you!
* This bit:
--> '''Policeman:''' GO! GO! GO!
--> '''Jeremy:''' Go. Go. Go.
* Jeremy is so pissed off at the climax of the film, he ends up giving a sin for "every floor of this motherf*cking building" and adds 225 sins.
* At the end of the movie:
--> '''Jeremy:''' I'd remove all the sins if one of the EMTs turned out to be Vin Diesel. OK, I wouldn't do that. But it'll still be better than anything else in this movie!
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Slumdog Millonaire'']]
* Jeremy sins the unique opening title card twice, once for [[RunningGag reading]] and a second time for "''INQUIZATIVE'' reading".
* "Man, this movie Dutch Angles so hard, it might as well be [[TakeThat an Aerosmith video.]]"
* This bit:
--> '''Gangster:''' What the hell would a slumdog know?
--> '''Jeremy:''' Is it...yes, I am being told that this is close enough for a [[RunningGag Roll Credits!]] Congratulations!
* Jeremy's reaction to the scene where Jamal [[{{Squick}} is thrown into a filthy outhouse]]:
--> '''Jeremy:''' No. No. No. Please don't. Oh God. Hell no! No. No. NO! NOOOOOOOO!
** He then gives the movie ''40'' sins for subjecting the audience to that.
* "This movie is 40% running. They should have hired Tom Cruise to direct."
* Jeremy's reaction to [[DevilInPlainSight Maman]]:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Has there EVER been a villian this obvious that they tried painting as a good guy?! Well, except for [[Literature/{{IT}} Pennywise]].
* When the other kids taunt Jamal in the shower:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Coincidentally, "Chillies on his willy" was the name of my Ska/Trash/Steampunk band in college!
* When Jamal makes his escape:
--> '''Kids:''' Run, Jamal, run!
--> '''Jeremy:''' Thank God! It'd been 15 minutes since the last running scene and you know how much I like my running!
* Some of the most biting sarcasm from Jeremy yet over the bleak tone of the movie:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Because this train montage HAS to end in tragedy. God forbid we don't feel joy for more than, like, 6 minutes.
* Jeremy sins the Taj Mahal, then [[ARareSentence realises he sinned the Taj Mahal]].
* When a American tourist couple gives Jamal money, Jeremy is so baffled by the intention of the scene that he neither adds nor subtracts sins from it.
* This bit:
--> '''Mamal:''' You thought you could take my prize FROM ME?!
--> '''Jeremy:''' This evil, child-abuse asshole is sadly correct. We would say he'd be excellent at [=CinemaSins=] but even we [[EverybodyHasStandards aren't evil, child-abusing assholes like this prick.]]
** Later, Jeremy notes that Laitka would be excellent at Cinemasins and "we'd be glad to have her!"
* Jeremy refers to a character throwing water at a TV set as:
--> '''Jeremy:''' I haven't seen someone this mad since [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Chris threw his wallet at the TV during a Nashville Predators game and broke that motherf*cker.]]
* This bit:
--> '''Jamal:''' This is bizarrely probable.
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Yep, that's the highest praise I'll give this movie too.]]
* Jeremy loses it that, after all of the other exposition, the movie [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse never explained ''how'' Jamal got on the game show in the first place.]]
* During the ending dance sequence:
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Jai-NO.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Smallfoot'']]
* The first sin has Jeremy lamenting the overuse of narration in children's films, noting that [[WesternAnimation/SteamboatWillie "Steamboat Willie didn't start with Mickey talking about his universe".]] GilliganCut to a scene depicting [[ManipulativeEditing exactly that in the form of narration placed over the opening shot of the short.]]
* This:
--> '''Migo:''' I guess you could say I'm learning the ropes! And the wheel! And the crank!
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Damn, sounds like the puberty process for Christian Grey!]]
* Jeremy freaks out when he finds out [[ThisIsGonnaSuck the movie is a musical]].
* Jeremy keeps adding more sins to the opening song for every song it rips off.
* "The physics of this plane-insane fails mainly in my brain."
* When Migo and Michee ride on a [[FreudWasRight suspicious looking comet]]:
--> '''Jeremy:''' So he's taking her to Pleasure Town?
* When Migo is caught between 2 rocks:
--> '''Jeremy:''' I bet a lot of parents were shocked when this movie went into 127 Hours territory.
* Jeremy sins [[BitingTheHandHumor the concept of viral videos.]]
* When Percy [[ItMakesSenseInContext runs through a field of videos]], Jeremy is horrified that the movie "has transformed into Emoji Movie 2!"
* Jeremy contemplated doing a BonusRound for every time Migo screams but he decides to just add 20 sins instead.
* When Percy tries uploading a video in the wilderness, only to find it has 28 hours to upload:
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Huh, they have Comcast out in Nepal.]]
* This bit:
--> '''Yeti:''' You call THAT art?!
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat YouTube comment sections.]]
* During the Stonekeeper's song:
--> '''Jeremy:''' This movie is just The Village. The f*cking Village! What sick executive saw The Village and was like "Hey, let's make a kid's movie based on that sh*t!"
* This:
--> '''Migo:''' I was happier when I didn't know about the small-foot.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Hey, so was I! Then Chris put it on the schedule and I was like "what is that" and here we are!
* At a background extra:
--> '''Jeremy:''' The director said [[RunningGag "let's animate you with an apple, so you'll look like an even bigger asshole than you already are with those mutton chops!]]
* Jeremy [[ActuallyPrettyFunny likes a Pac-Man reference]] but still adds a sin because it reminds him how effortless the rest of the movie is.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''The Snowman'']]
* "Luckily, the director's choice to put snoring over the opening credits prepare you for the rest of the movie."
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Come to Oslo, where you can picnic right next to the statue depicting the great circlejerk of 1864.]]"
* This:
-->'''Serial Killer's Letter''': DEAR MR POLICE YOU CAN FREEZE TO DEATH OUT THERE LIKE THAT.
-->'''Jeremy''': Norwegian serial killer would be [[RunningGag excellent at CinemaSins.]]
* This:
-->'''Subtitle''': CITY OF BERGEN
-->'''Jeremy''': OK, so they're in Bergen now. Great.
-->'''Subtitle''': NINE YEARS EARLIER
-->'''Jeremy''': What the hell?!
* This bit:
-->'''Arve''': I went to see the pregnancy doctor.
-->'''Jeremy''': Pregnancy doctor?! What the f*ck?! Is he next door to the teeth doctor and the boo-boos doctor?!
* At a shot of a mangled body lying in the snow:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[Series/GameOfThrones F*cking white walkers.]]
* During a bizarre rock concert spliced in the film:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat People payed money to see this movie.]]
* This exchange:
-->'''Harry''': They found her body in Arendal.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 Arendelle?! Man, I knew Olaf]] had [[DarkerAndEdgier a darker side to him]] but yikes.
* The "Through The Window" bonus round, mostly for the fact that the dings are synced up perfectly to the music in the background.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Snow White and the Huntsman'']]
* The narrator constantly making references to Kristen Stewart's affair with the director, sinning the points in the movie where it's obvious he was just trying to get her more screen time.
* [[RunningGag "Unnecessary orders."]]
* "I have something for what ails you." "Haha, GROSS."
* "Movie asks us to compare the beauty of Kristin Stewart to Charliza freakin' Theron!"
* "Guacamole is not a suitable medical ointment."
* "I'm all out of f*cks to give for that dwarf that danced with Snow white that one time."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Spawn'']]
* The Website/YouTube description gets in on the fun:
-->'''Description''': Even Satan himself is on record saying Spawn has too many sins.
* The first sin of the video?
-->'''Jeremy''': AHH! Hell!
* At a location title:
-->'''Subtitle''': Military Air Base: Hong Kong
-->'''Jeremy''': You know, it's on Main Street in Genericsville somewhere near the Unspecific Ocean.
* During the unique opening credit sequence:
-->'''Jeremy''': The Fire Tornado Metal Opening Credits of Hate made me throw up three times but it's ALSO the new name of my band so...
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Casual tarantula fun.]]
* After The Violator makes a fart joke, Jeremy is so pissed that he adds [[UpToEleven more than 2500 sins.]]
* This bit:
-->'''The Violator''': Just think of me as a guardian angel.
-->'''Jeremy''': OK, as long as we don't have to think of you as Luigi.
* One of the funniest sins ever:
-->'''Spawn''': What...is...this?!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas I've got to know! I've got to know! What is this place that I have found?! WHAT...IS...THIS?!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Spawn''': YOU SENT ME TO HELL, JASON!
-->'''Jeremy''': Movie subliminally advertises Jason Goes to Hell 4 years after it came out.
** Much later, we get:
-->'''Spawn''': SEE YOU IN HELL, JASON!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[BrickJoke Movie subliminally advertises Jason Goes to Hell 4 years after it came out.]]
* This:
-->'''Satan''': When you defeat Spawn, the virus will be released, allowing my armies to rule over the world!
-->'''Jeremy''': True or false: did you or did you not overly complicate this plan?!
* When The Violator and Spawn have a fight scene:
-->'''The Violator''': I'm gonna cut you into 50 pieces! Then, I'm gonna mail each piece to every state!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Oh no! The mailing's the worst part!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Spawn''': PUT DOWN MY DOG! NOW!
-->'''Jeremy''': Movie unintentionally inspires the John Wick series.
* At The Violator doing pelvic thrusts:
-->'''Jeremy''': How the f*ck did John Leguzamo's career survive both this AND The Pest in 1997?
* Jeremy adds 10,000 sins for the [[SpecialEffectFailure awful CGI]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Strangers'']]
* At the beginning, we get this:
-->'''Title Card''': According to the FBI, there are an estimated 1.4 million violent crimes committed in America each year.
-->'''Jeremy''': And at least 37% of them are mask based, as you are about to see here.
* "How do these assholes NOT know they're in a horror movie? [[GenreBlind Having sex in a secluded location with no security system?!]]"
* The RunningGag about how the couple leaves the ice cream out to melt, to Jeremy's dismay.
* "Movie answers the important question about whatever happened to [[GeniusBonus The Unknown Comic.]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Super 8'']]
* When the special effects kid causes a firecracker to blow up:
-->'''Jeremy''': Creator/MichaelBay. ''*ding*''
* Upon seeing the military approach the trainwreck site, Jeremy believes that they are the military from ''Film/{{ET|TheExtraTerrestrial}}'', having [[NoFourthWall expanded their search to the point of entering other movies]].
* "[[RunningGag Whoever this kid is would be excellent at CinemaSins.]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Super Mario Bros.'']]
* "WHAT THE F*CK GODDAMN PIECE OF SH*T FEVER DREAM OF A MOVIE AM I WATCHING?!?! *''bang!''* Sorry, I just shot my television. Can someone tell me now this thing ends?" ''*ding*''
* The RunningGag about how it's the most infamous Hollywood BoxOfficeBomb of summer 1993 and how it had next to no audience, culminating in a crack about "a stupid-ass [[TheStinger end-credits scene]] with Iggy and Spike that absolutely no one saw in the pre-[[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse Marvel Studios]] era. Hell, I doubt even the ushers saw this because they were able to clean the auditorium so quickly."
* The narrator constantly yelling about the movie's stupidity.
* During the scene when Mario and Luigi get arrested:
-->'''Mario''': I'm getting arrested for being a plumber!\\
'''Jeremy''': That's plumbist. ''*ding*''
* When Koopa grabs a de-evolution (or "Devo" gun for short) gun from one of his Goomba minions to try to de-evolve Mario into a monkey, but due to Mario dodging out of the way, [[KickTheSonOfABitch he ends up de-evolving Scapelli instead]]...
-->'''Koopa''': Give me that devo gun!
-->'''Jeremy''': Devo guns turn humans into apes, instead of making them [[Music/{{Devo}} "whip it"]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Titanic'' (1997)]]
* After Old Rose drops the Heart of the Ocean into the sea:
--> Now this is a great way to end a story. But in real life? F*ck that old lady. If she doesn't want the money, surely her granddaughter could have used it. Or starving children in Africa. Or me. ''*ding*''
* "Even in death, this guy is a doorman." ''*ding*''
* The April Fools "What's The Damage" bonus. Lasts 22 seconds, the remaining ten and a half minutes is just filler.
* On the infamous nude drawing scene:
--> Scene contained nudity, [[RunningGag but no lap dance]].
* The video featured a bonus round consisting of Jack and Rose say either their name or the other's name. The funny comes from the backing music: the music used in the underwater levels in ''[[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros1 Super Mario Bros]]''.
* When Jack and Fabrizio win their tickets:
-->'''Fabrizio''': I'm going to America.
-->'''Jeremy''': Discount Actual Italian Person. ''*ding*'' Also, I can only assume that somewhere in the deleted scenes is the rest of this clip, because he surely followed that up with "That's a spicy meat-a-ball-a". ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Tomb Raider'' (2018)]]
* Jeremy is annoyed that the treasure is buried in a mountain and wishes that it would be buried "in a more fun location- like a Texan brothel." He then suggests a crossover between this movie and Best Little Whorehouse of Texas.
* This bit:
-->'''Richard:''' I have to get there before anyone else does.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat So I can write "first" on it before any of the other n00bs do!]]
* During a boxing scene:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Million Dollar Baby 2: The Lara Croft-ening.
* During a scene where Lara rides a bike, Jeremy wonders if they started the [[ContinuityNod Premium Rush]] expanded universe.
* Jeremy refers to Lara during the bike race as "Cheater, cheater, [[RunningGag apple eater.]]"
* "A good alternate title for the movie would be [[TakeThat "Tomb Raider: First World Problems.]]"
* During a shot of islanders, Jeremy gives them an alternate backstory:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hi. We're the island crew who stands here in the middle of the island in case someone washes ashore so we can conk them on the head. We just love to conk. We almost changed our name to the "Conking Crew" but Jerry here thought it was stupid. F*ck you, Jerry!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Transformers: The Movie'']]
%%No, this doesn't go with the Transformers film series on the Film Series and Franchises page.
* This bit:
-->'''Narrator:''' It is the year [[{{Zeerust}} 2005.]] The treacherous Decepticons have conquered the Autobots' home planet-
-->'''Jeremy:''' There's also this fellow named Music/FiftyCent on the radio who can't stop talking about how many times he's been shot.
* Jeremy's snarking about the title being "''The'' Transformers: The Movie", culminating in:
-->'''Jeremy:''' At one point, this movie's title was "The Transformers: The Movie: [[OddlyNamedSequel2ElectricBoogaloo The Electric Boogaloo]][[ColonCancer :]] [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons The, Bart, The]]."
* Jeremy's [[RunningGag rising irritation]] at all-powerful Unicron's long-distance reliance on minions instead of just getting things done himself. Also, for being a blatant Death Star ripoff.
* His reactions to the [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Dare to be Stupid]] scene.
* The final sin, when Unicron's head floats in outer space:
-->'''Jeremy''' (sounding like he's going to cry): This...is...just like...when I found out that...the Iron Giant was still alive!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Troll 2'']]
* In honor of AprilFoolsDay, Jeremy spends the whole video [[BizarroEpisode knocking sins]] ''[[BizarroEpisode off]]'' [[BizarroEpisode of the tally]]. Until the nonsensical ending of the movie, which he finds so sinful he sins back the ''negative 10,000 sins'' he had withdrawn, ending the count at a nice and round zero. You'd be surprised that Jeremy even had it in him.
** The movie still earns a ''[[RunningGag "That's racist"]]'' sin for Elliot's line, "You trying to turn me into a homo?"
* And then just to really drive it home, the sentence is "Trolled", with [[JustForFun/{{Rickroll}} Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"]] playing in background. Even better, the lines sung are "You know the rules, and so do I".
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''TRON Legacy'']]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Flynn:''' The Grid.
-->'''Jeremy:''' The Narration.
* Followed by a TitleDrop:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll light cycles.]]
* This:
-->'''Flynn:''' There were disc battles and motorcycles made of light! It was amazing!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, as amazing as 1982 could look anyway.
* This bit:
-->'''Newscaster:''' Flynn was best known for creating TRON, the world's greatest video game.
-->'''Jeremy:''' This is a world where VideoGame/CoolSpot never existed.
* Jeremy wondering if it's too soon to take sins off for the music.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is it too soon to take a sin off for the incredible ''Music/DaftPunk'' score? Cause sweet damn, this is good stuff!
* Jeremy calls out the movie for wasting Cillian Murphy.
* "Sam is a [[IncrediblyLamePun disc]] to glass floors."
* Upon seeing the older Flynn:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The curious case of Benjamin Bridges.
* This:
-->'''Sam:''' What happened?
-->'''Flynn:''' CLU happened.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[NamestheSame In the foyer, with the candlestick?]]
* Jeremy deducts a sin for the music, but adds a sin for the actual Daft Punk cameo:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ah, what a couple of punks.
* "[[TheScrappy F*cking Jarvis]]."
* This:
-->'''Castor:''' But we're not here to relive the past!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Actually, that's EXACTLY why you're here.]]
* When Sam tells Flynn about 2010, Jeremy calls out him not mentioning "Robert Patterson and Kristen Stewart's relationship, the beginning of One Direction or Lady Gaga's meat dress. Talk about the important stuff here, man!"
* Jeremy's reaction to the question of what users are good for:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Scarfing down Ho-Hos and Doritos in front of Uncharted for 72 hours straight?]]
* These 2 sins in succession:
-->'''Flynn:''' TRON, what have you become?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat I've been asking myself that question for the last hour and 47 minutes.]]
* Followed with:
-->'''Sam:''' It's over! It's all over!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat In your dreams, Sam.]]
* One of the outtakes plays [[Film/{{Labyrinth}} Magic Dance]] over Castor's dancing.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Twister'']]
* This video contains two separate references to ''Film/{{Sharknado}}'':
** As one tornado appears:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Tornado does not contain sharks. ''*ding*''
** Later, as Jo and Bill drive through a house that has been uprooted by another tornado:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This is where this movie jumped the house. [[JumpingTheShark I mean shark]]. Nado. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Jumped the sharknado]]. ''*ding*''
* Jeremy calls out Bill's uncanny ability to predict tornadoes:
-->'''Bill:''' You can't explain it! You can't predict it!\\
'''Jeremy:''' ''YOU'' CAN!! ''*ding*''
* The tornado research device is called the Dorothy and has an image on it of Dorothy from ''Film/TheWizardOfOz'', prompting Jeremy to remark, "Ha-ha, copyright infringement!"
* Dusty refers to the point where tornadoes can suck you up as [[AccidentalInnuendo "the suck zone"]].
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Every single conversation I ever had with a woman involving the phrase "the suck zone" has ended in a slap in the face, a restraining order, or me sleeping on the couch.]] ''*ding*''
* Jeremy points out that [[ColorCodedForYourConvenience the evil tornado chasers have black trucks]]: "Black trucks, black hearts."
** It leads to this:
--->'''Bill:''' Jonas got himself some corporate sponsors!\\
'''Jeremy:''' Corporate sponsors are bad... [[HypocriticalHumor brought to you by this Dodge I'm driving the whole movie]]. ''*ding*''
* Another set of back-to-back instances: first, Jonas reveals that his tornado research device is called the D.O.T.3.
-->'''Jeremy:''' This is like when Creator/{{Pixar}} and Creator/DreamWorks found out about each other's competing [[WesternAnimation/ABugsLife talking]]-[[WesternAnimation/{{Antz}} ant]] movies. ''*ding*''
** Then Bill accuses Jonas of stealing his design and gets into a fight with him about it.
-->'''Jeremy:''' ''This'' is like whenever Website/{{Facebook}} learns of a new website or app with the word "face" or "book" in the name. ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Unfriended'']]
* At the LogoJoke (the Universal logo buffering), we get:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat With the constant buffering of this logo, it's no surprise this movie was made by Comcast.]]
** Jeremy eventually adds 20 sins for the buffering footage.
* At the teenagers' technological ignorance:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie should really just be called "Helpdesk Ticket: The Movie".
* When the unfriend option appears on Facebook:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Troll credits!
* "[[TheScrappy F*cking Ken.]]"
** Jeremy is [[CrossestheLineTwice actually excited to see Ken's hand in a blender, as it means something interesting happens.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Ken:''' [[BorrowedCatchphrase Obvious troll is obvious.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Unfortunately, Ken would be excellent at Cinemasins.]]
* This:
-->'''Everyone:''' What just happened? What's going on?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat The original tagline for this movie.]]
* Similar to the Paranormal Activity videos, Jeremy gets progressively angrier at the movie's [[LeaveTheCameraRunning cinematography choices.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Us'']]
* After gushing about the attention to detail Jordan Peele puts into the opening shot of the film, Jeremy immediately sins it for [[FelonyMisdemeanor having the wrong VHS copy of C.H.U.D.]] in the frame.
* At the same opening shot:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[InsulttoRocks This opening shot has more 80's references than an episode of The Goldbergs.]]
* Although praising it at first, Jeremy soon gets sick of all the foreshadowing the movie provides:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is it possible to be both groundbreaking and overly excessive?
* When Jason jump scares his sister:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Kids.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Gabe:''' Why are we even talking about anuses?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SelfDeprecation CinemaSins staff meetings!]]
* Jeremy refers to [[CreepyChild Pluto]] as "Lil Deadpool".
* This bit:
-->'''Jason:''' It's us!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll Rabbits!]]
* This:
-->'''Red:''' The real one met a beautiful husband...but the shadow met Abraham!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Lady, he's standing RIGHT THERE!]]
** Followed with:
-->'''Red:''' The real woman gave birth to a beautiful baby girl...but the shadow GAVE BIRTH TO A MONSTER!
-->'''Jeremy:''' SHE'S STANDING RIGHT THERE!
* This:
-->'''Red:''' Little girl. RUN!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ah, because she's an aspiring runner, right? Movie subscribes to the [[SubvertedCatchphrase Bumblebee School of Athletics that Later Become Important in the Story!]]
* When Abraham lets out a hideous screech while in the water:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Uh...polo!
* After Gabe kills Abraham with a boat motor:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This works.
* When Tex grabs a poker by the sharp edge:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Tex is ''literally'' too dumb to die.
* When Dahlia slices up her face with makeup:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Man, these Joker previews are just getting stranger and stranger.]]
* Jeremy calls out a news cameraman for [[TooDumbtoLive recording his Tethered doppleganger approaching him instead of getting the hell out of there.]]
* At Pluto's death:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Twin Freaks: Walk Fire with Me.]]
* When Adelaie descends down the esclators:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, for being such freaky hell-beasts, the Tethered have some NICE esclators! They're department store quality!
* Jeremy sins ''every single detail'' of why the Tethered's backstory doesn't make sense, one right after the other in rapid fire delivery.
* At shots of the Tethered eating raw rabbit meat:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Considering the food I've eaten at carnivals, raw rabbit doesn't sound too terrible.]]
* The movie ends up with 69 sins, prompting the sin counter to add [[LOL69 Nice]] in parathesis.
* One of the outtakes plays [[Film/MontyPythonandtheHolyGrail "WHAT IS YOUR QUEST?!"]] outside the Vision Quest attraction.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Valentine's Day'']]
* This moment:
-->'''Kid:''' Valentine's Day was a massacre! A bunch of people got shot and then there was a curse placed on the Chicago Cubs.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This checks out.]]
* "Ah, yes. Nothing quite shows today's young lust like playing a Foreigner song from 1984."
* After the second obnoxious cheerleading scene in the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' "Why is this movie over 2 hours long?", you may ask. Well, this scene says "f*ck you, that's why!".
* Near the end:
-->'''Jeremy:''' "Well, at least this movie [[TemptingFate doesn't have one of those dance sequences where everyone has perfect]] [[GilliganCut GOD DAMN IT!]]
* "Ooh, look! This magical swing turns red wine into white wine!"
* The "Valentine's Day" bonus round, where the clips of people saying "Valentine's Day" gets faster and faster until everyone sounds like chipmunks. It ends with Creator/GeorgeLopez irritably saying "I know what day it is!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Venom'']]
* "50 seconds of Sony and Marvel logos, which, incidentally, is my second favorite type of S&M."
* This:
-->'''Title card:''' San Francisco, California
-->'''Jeremy:''' In case you confused it with San Fransokyo, Big Hero 6!
* This bit:
-->'''Eddie Brock:''' I still have that car in New York.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[WaxingLyrical Don't be fooled by that hog that he bought, he's still, he's still Eddie from the Brock.]]
* When Eddie and Anne kiss:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Black valentine.
* This:
-->'''Drake:''' They try to silence those who ask questions but it's really us who are changing the world!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[MemeticMutation Sir, this is a Wendy's.]]
* "Is there a rule that Tom Hardy can only overact in superhero movies? Because I'm [[TakeThat noticing a pattern...]]
* When the Symbiote possessed villager arrives:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Big Riot in Little Malayasia.]]
* This:
-->'''Barfly:''' Aren't you Eddie Brock?!
-->'''Eddie Brock:''' I used to be...
-->'''Jeremy:''' You could legitamitely convince me I'm watching a scene from Anchorman at this point.
* This bit:
-->'''Drake:''' This is day one. First contact.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Actually, it's 6 months later so it's Day 186!
* At the Symbiote oozing off a desk:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SpecialEffectsFailure This is good CGI, right?]] [[ByNoIMeanYes But it's also terrible, right?]]
* This:
-->'''Eddie Brock:''' You need to find yourself another white knight, Mrs. Skirth.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Like Aaron Eckhart. What has he done after Dark Knight besides [[CallBack White Olympus House Has Fallen Down?!]]
* When the Symbiote fuses with Eddie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Tag, you're it!]]
* Jeremy ends up cracking up at the scene of Eddie in the lobster tank and removes a sin for it.
* "[[TakeThat Movie ends up wasting Jenny Slate and THAT is a sin.]]"
* When Eddie and Venom fight Drake's goons in Eddie's apartment:
-->'''Neighbor:''' What the sh*t, man?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat The original tagline for this movie.]]
* "[[SpecialEffectsFailure Look, there's been some decent effects in this movie but this...this is not one of them.]]
* When Venom confronts one of Drake's henchmen:
-->'''Venom:''' Eyes, lungs, pancreas... so many snacks, so little time!
-->'''Jeremy:''' So apparently, when the full Venom is unleashed, he gains an accent that Eddie previously didn't have.
* When the police shoot at Venom after he jumped into the water:
-->'''Jeremy:''' At this point, you're just wasting ammunition!
* During the scene where Venom confronts Eddie:
-->'''Venom:''' I am Venom, and you... are mine.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll Symbiotes!]]
* At a shot of Venom licking his lips:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Gene Simmons, eat your tongue out!
* This bit:
-->'''Drake:''' Where is my symbiote?
-->'''Eddie Brock:''' I don't know!
-->'''Riot:''' WHERE IS HE?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I dunno, but I guess he's on a smoke break with [[TakeThat the guy who was supposed to properly mix the audio!]]
* When Venom confronts Riot:
-->'''Venom:''' We will not let you destroy this world!
-->'''Riot:''' Then you will die!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Yay, a fight between two evenly-matched creatures with whom we have no idea which one will have the upper hand or defeat each other.]] [[TakeThat Also known as the Man of Steel Scenario.]]
* Near the end of the movie:
-->'''Anne:''' I'm sorry about Venom.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, I appreciate it but it's a little too late in the game for apologies, especially since I've sat through nearly the entire thing.
* Jeremy's reaction to the [[MemeticMutation "turd in the wind" line]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Yep, THIS line is what the fanboys' boners raging. Do with that what you will.
* At the end credits scene:
-->'''Cletus Kassidy:''' I'm gonna get out of here and there's gonna be-
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat DOUBLE SKIP!]]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Eddie Brock:''' Maybe you have a brain tumor or something!
-->'''John Kimble:''' [[Film/KindergartenCop It's not a tumor!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Village'']]
* "When Sigourney Weaver gets 4th billing and William Hurt gets 5th billing, you done f*cked up, no matter who the first three are."
* Jeremy refers to the movie as "The [[Series/{{LOST}} Smoke Monster]] on [[Series/LittleHouseOnThePrairie The Praire]]."
* This bit:
-->'''Villager:''' Who came upon this?
-->'''Jeremy:''' That's funny, my college girlfriend said the same thing when I...
** Later on:
-->'''August:''' You may try to run from sorrow...but sorrow will find you. As we have...
-->'''Jeremy''' [[BrickJoke That's funny, my college girlfriend said the same thing when I...]]
* During the elders speech:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Make The Village Great Again.]]
* At a second shot of a [[NauseaFuel rotting dog carcass]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie seems to really hate dogs.
* Upon hearing the phrase "Berries of the Bad Color", Jeremy defines it as follows:
-->'''Jeremy:''' A new nickname for bruised testicles, the name of my new Grunge revival band, [[CallBack another popular spicy Albanian cola]] and the title of an unauthorized autobiography of The Cranberries.
* At one point, when the movie cuts jarringly, Jeremy wonders if "the projectionist skipped a reel".
* "[[TakeThat If you took out all the pauses in the conversations, you'd be left with 20 minutes of movie.]]"
* Jeremy wonders why [[SarcasmMode he doesn't see more cosplays of Those We Do Not Speak Of at Comic-Con.]]
* When Lucius saves Ivy from Those We Do Not Speak Of:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Deux-Ex [[IncrediblyLamePun Joanqu-nia.]]
* When Ivy talks about her relationship:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This goes on for some time. [[TakeThat This goes on for SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much time.]]
** Later on, during the wedding dance:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This ALSO goes on for way too much time!
* When the villagers return from the wedding at night brandishing lanterns:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This is basically the "here we are, please come and eat us" highway.
* This bit:
-->'''Villager:''' How could you have sent her away? She's blind!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I said this ages ago, lady, so your [=CinemaSins=] audition is a wasted effort.+
* When Ivy stumbles her way to the exterior:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Worst. Bird Box Challenge. EVER.
* Jeremy points out every single reason why the famous twist doesn't work, adding ''50'' sins for all of them.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Volcano'']]
* The earthquake in the hospital:
-->'''Nurse:''' I hate it when that happens.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Not me, I love earthquakes, especially in hospitals. ''*ding*''
* During the scene where a worker gets burned badly by volcanic gas, albeit on only one side of his face, Jeremy compares this scene to "a supervillain origin story".
** "Also, Tommy Lee Jones let someone else play Two-Face in this scene." ''*ding*''
* Jeremy thinks that Mike's BigOlUnibrow [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment is uni]].
* Jeremy calls out Amy's lecture to Mike about geologic events and magma, when he asks what they both are:
-->'''Amy:''' It takes a geologic event to heat a million gallons of water by six degrees in twelve hours.\\
'''Mike:''' What is a geologic event?\\
'''Jeremy:''' Amy uses the vague term "geologic event" so that Mike can ask what the hell it is, and we can get a lesson on plate tectonics and magma. ''*ding*''\\
'''Amy:''' Magma can find one of those fissures and rise up through it.\\
'''Mike:''' What is magma?\\
'''Jeremy:''' ''(incredulous)'' ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS?! ''*ding*''
* A sin about the noise level of a scene:
--> '''Jeremy''': Not one single person has a f*cking radio in all this mess. How do you coordinate a job like this by yelling, when there's all this hustle and bustle ''(the rest of this sentence is inaudible, but is captioned)'' and all these helicopters flying overhead? ''*ding*''
* Jeremy critiques part of the dialogue thusly:
--> '''Kelly''': Okay, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper.\\
'''Tommy''': I'm not paper, I'm lava. What beats that?\\
'''Kelly''': My dad.\\
'''Jeremy''': Normally, I'd just ding dialogue this bad and move on, but this is so exceptionally terrible that I think I'm gonna have to go the extra step of also saying WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU, HOLLYWOOD?!?!?! ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Warcraft'']]
* Jeremy wonders (apart from the portal being 200 feet high if only people the size of 8-10 feet are going to cross it) if Gul'dan ''needed'' anthropomorphic life, because he thinks perhaps [[StatingTheSimpleSolution breeding a few million orc mice for portal purposes]] would've been better…not that he condones mouse murder, but thinks it would've been easier. Or using plants, even.
* This gem:
-->'''Garona:''' ...For orcs, war solves everything!\\
'''Jeremy:''' Even herpes?
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''What Women Want'']]
* The first sin of the video sets the tone:
-->'''Title Card:''' A FILM BY NANCY MEYERS
-->'''Jeremy:''' What the hell?!
* Jeremy refers to Nick's upbringing as "something [[Literature/OliverTwist Oliver Twist]] would consider to be f*cked up."
* When Nick spanks a girl who just left his bed:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Get ready for TWO HOURS of this sh*t!]]
* At one point, Jeremy considers just letting the movie play without commentary to illustrate his points.
* This bit:
-->'''Darcy:''' What I learned was that any success I had was a direct result of the team of people that I work with.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Regrettably, they did NOT teach me not to end my sentences with a preposition.
* This bit:
-->'''Darcy:''' I came up with the slogan "come see the softer side of Sears"!
-->'''Jeremy:''' HAHAHAHAHAHA! [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece Sears!]]] Ahahahahahahaha!
** Later on, Jeremy also sins eBay for the same reason.
* "This smug motherf*cker owns FIVE umbrellas!"
* "A MAN WAXING HIS BODY HAIR?! [[SarcasmMode How hilarious and original and original and hilarious and original and hilarious."]]
* When Nick electrocutes himself in his bathtub:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Unfortunately, [[TakeThat Nick survives this.]]
** Later on, when Nick gets struck by lightning:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Unfortunately, [[BrickJoke Nick ALSO survives this.]]
* Jeremy calls out the idea of people having insults in their head on the fly, citing [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} George Costanza's Jerk Store line as evidence of the contrary.]]
* The last sin of the movie has Jeremy throw up over Nick and Darcy getting together.
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Nick:''' What do they want?!
-->'''Frank Booth:''' [[Film/BlueVelvet Baby wants to f*ck! Nyahhhh!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Who Framed Roger Rabbit'']]
* Jeremy calls out the depiction of the oven in the opening cartoon.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Irresponsible oven company sells a product with a setting of 'Volcano Heat'.
** Moments later...
-->'''Jeremy:''' This oven has a setting that, when reached, shoots the cooked food out into the kitchen like a missile. That's handy!
* The [[RunningGag "That's racist"]] line is uttered thrice, and all in response to Eddie Valiant's dismissive attitude about Toons. First, is in response to Valiant muttering "Toons" in response to Roger's failed attempts at producing [[CirclingStars stars]] for his cartoon.
** Second, is when Valiant tells the gorilla bouncer at the Ink and Paint Club, "Nice monkey suit."
** Third, is when the gorilla throws Valiant out and Valiant yells at him, "Ooga-booga!", which Jeremy says is "''way'' racist."
* When Mr. Maroon's secretary informs him that Mr. Valiant is here to see him...
-->'''Jeremy:''' Mr. Maroon? Mr. Valiant? Soon to be joined, no doubt, by Mr. Brave, who killed Mr. Innocent in the Kitchen with Mr. Noble's wrench!
* When Maroon tells Valiant that Toons like WesternAnimation/{{Dumbo}} work for peanuts and feeds the flying elephant some actual peanuts, there's this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is this a 'wah-wah', or a 'WTF?', or an 'Oh my god I forgot my medication!'?!
* When WesternAnimation/BettyBoop explains that work was slow since cartoons all went to color, Jeremy is amazed:
-->'''Jeremy:''' "WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse started out in black and white, too, didn't he? And he's color now... is that because of an operation? Why did Betty Boop get left out of the colorization?" ''*ding*'' "Also, this makes me wonder if there are
multiple differently-drawn WesternAnimation/BugsBunny and Mickey Mouse characters running around in Toontown. Do they have stolen identity conflicts?" ''*ding*''
* And when [[MsFanservice Jessica Rabbit]] comes onstage for her performance, we get this Sin.
-->Also, movie says it's OK [[PerverseSexualLust to be attracted to cartoons]] and I am OK with that, I am NOT OK with that. Also, [[BlatantLies unrelated]]... I'm wondering if humans can have sex with toons? And what would that be like? Are your genitals covered in paint afterwards?
* During the expositional pan across Valiant's desk, covered in newspaper clippings he had cut himself, Jeremy focuses on one newspaper in particular whose headline reads that WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}} has been cleared of spy charges: "GOOFY, of all people?!?!"
* When the weasels are heard laughing, Jeremy remarks, "Annnd now we know where ''WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}}'' got its hyenas."
* In response to Jessica's famous line, "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way," there's this:
-->"Apparently you weren't drawn at all -- you just came to life and put thousands of animators out of work."
* Sentence: '''[[Film/CoolWorld Cool]] [[TakeThat World]]'''.
** This is accompanied by people chanting [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoaJeXDBfIw "It's all your fault! It's all your fault! It's all your fault!"]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The [=VVitch=]'']]
* Jeremy's inability to actually hear/understand what the characters are saying becomes a RunningGag.
* In one of the outtakes, the scene of Thomasin's family travelling in their cart is cut short by the "you have died of dysentery" game over screen from ''VideoGame/OregonTrail''.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Wicker Man'']]
* When a class of schoolgirls repeat the world "phallic symbol", Jeremy adds 50 sins to cover himself legally.
* Jeremy gives a sin
pages. Wiki Sin, but an unsin for the bee scene.
* Jeremy [[Awesome/CinemaSinsAbsolved knocks off five sins]] for the scenes in which Nicolas Cage knocks out the women who bother him throughout the movie. Despite that, Jeremy immediately adds ''fifty'' more sins for violence towards women.
* As Edward screams "[[BigNo NO!!!!]]" when Rowan puts down the flaming torch she's been given to light the Wicker Man, resulting in his demise:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Creator/NicolasCage Nicolas]] [[{{Narm}} Cage]]. ''*ding*''
* Jeremy laughing his ass off at the scene where Edward hallucinates that a little girl got run over by a truck... while on a ''ferry''.
* "Mommy, do non-blonde people go to Heaven?" "Of course not, sweetie, now pose for
series having this stock photo."
* The ultimate sentence for the film is [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "The dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you" and we then hear overlaid audio of the Bumblebee Man saying his catchphrase and Homer "fighting off" the bees from his sugar horde.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Wizard of Oz'']]
* One of the stingers: But first, you must prove yourselves worthy... by performing a very small task: [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail "You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH.... A HERRING!"]]
* Another stinger has the Scarecrow give off his triangle speech with audio from a Simpsons episode, complete with "That's a RIGHT triangle ya idiot!' "Doh!"
* "[[TooDumbToLive Why would a witch whose only weakness is water have a bucket of water just lying around in her castle for any reason?]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''[=xXx=]'']]
* Jeremy's growing realization and horror that [=CinemaSins=] ''is'' actually Xander Cage as Cage repeatedly nitpicks and [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] his situation.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''You've Got Mail'']]
* The video is listed as being in [[ProductPlacement AOL minutes]].
* The first sin, during a shot of a 90's desktop:
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[UnintentionalPeriodPiece What is it with movies with computers from 20 years ago that make them feel older than Charlie Chaplin movies?]]
* Jeremy immediately sins [[TakeThat America Online]] as soon as their logo appears.
* At a [[SpecialEffectsFailure poor CGI rendition of New York City]], Jeremy quips that the producers just took the animatic from the movie.
* Jeremy adds a sin for not only making the audience listen to a dial-up connection, he also sins it for showing the connection ''in real time''.
* This bit:
-->'''AOL voice:''' You've got mail.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Scroll credits!]]
* "[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yep. This movie is made up of 70% of people reading/narrating E-mails.]]"
* "Joe's E-mail does not contain a Nigerian prince scam."
* "[[RetroactiveRecognition Holy sh*t! That's Dave Chappelle! In You've Got Mail!]]"
* This:
-->'''Kathleen:''' I just want to get my thoughts out to the cosmic void.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Twitter.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Joe:''' Hello, New Jersey!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Acknowledging New Jersey.]]
* When Kathleen reads to a group of children, Jeremy sins it for [[RunningGag "reading"]].
* This:
-->'''Kathleen:''' What's your name?
-->'''Joe:''' Joe.
-->'''Jeremy:''' This would be a much better movie if Joe had amnesia and forgot about that time [[CanonWelding he went up against a volcano.]]
* Jeremy cracks up at the shot of an extra rotating his head for no reason and zooms in on him.
* At one point, Jeremy becomes so frustrated with the movie's pointless subplots that he ''fast-forwards the movie'' to the part when Joe and Kathleen become a couple.
* This:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Has anyone recut the trailer to this movie to make it look like Joe is stalking Kathleen yet?
* This bit:
-->'''Joe:''' Do you want to have lunch over there? Maybe on Saturday?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ShoutOut Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.]] [[LampshadeHanging See, I can do literary references too!]]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Joe:''' Knock knock.
-->'''Waitress:''' Who's there?
-->'''Carl Hanratty:''' [[Film/CatchMeIfYouCan Go f*ck yourself.]]
[[/folder]]
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Added DiffLines:

* This:
-->'''Major West''': We have warm beds, fresh tea and showers. You look like you could use one.
-->'''Jeremy''': Damn, I don't know if Major West or Danny Boyle [[EvenTheGuysWantHim want to get Jim naked again.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Selena''': It's just...f*ck!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Selena understands the quality of the film from this point forward and reacts accordingly.]]
* "Did I mention that Jim- A BICYCLE COURIER who just woke up from a coma- has suddenly turned into Ninja Rambo?!"
* The sentence: 28 Years Later.
-->'''The Sultan''': [[WesternAnimation/Aladdin But you're so...old!]]


-->'''Frank''': He's completely humourless.

to:

-->'''Frank''': -->'''Mark''': He's completely humourless.



* This:
-->'''Jim''': This is a sh*t idea. Know why? Because it's really obviously a sh*t idea!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Jim would be Zombie-tastic at CinemaSins!]]
* At one point, Jeremy gives a sin like a football reference, complete with blowing a whistle.
* "I have to say, the British Highway Service really [[RunningGag earned their paycheck]] by clearing the road both ways!"





[[folder:''47 Metres Down'']]
* At the [[RunningGag opening logos]]:
-->'''Jeremy''': 40 seconds for five studio logos begs the question: how many production companies do you need to make a "woman getting eaten by sharks" movie in 2017?
* During the opening credits:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Several seconds of sunken sullen sunless sandy subterranean seawater.]]
* [[TakeThat A sin is added for Bob and Harvey Weinstein's names in the opening credits.]]

to:

[[folder:''47 Metres Down'']]
[[folder:''28 Days Later...'']]
* At the [[RunningGag opening logos]]:
OpeningTitles:
-->'''Title''': 28 Days Later...
-->'''Jeremy''': 40 seconds for five studio logos begs [[RunningGag Reading? Roll Credits?]] [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Read credits? ROLL READING?!]]
* At
the question: how many production companies do you need to make a "woman getting eaten by sharks" movie in 2017?
* During the
shot of Jim opening credits:
his eye:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Several seconds of sunken sullen sunless sandy subterranean seawater.[[GeniusBonus Luis Buñuel's 28 Days Later.]]
* [[TakeThat A sin As Jim drinks a can of Pepsi:
-->'''Jeremy''': Well, if the post-apocalypse informs you of anything, it's who finally won the Cola Wars.
* Jeremy
is added dismayed at the shot of a abandoned London; not for Bob and Harvey Weinstein's names in the opening credits.zombies but for the [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Big Ben replicas that are scattered all over the ground.]]



-->'''Lisa''': Everything good I have, I always f*ck it up!
-->'''Jeremy''': Don't be so hard on yourself. [[TakeThat You weren't THAT bad in A Walk to Remember.]]
* Jeremy calls out the movie for being a ripoff of The Shallows.
* This:
-->'''Javier''': Relax. You'll have the time of your life down there.
-->'''Jeremy''': It's just like "Dirty Dancing", only if a shark ate her when someone put Baby in a corner.
* Jeremy ends up hating [[TheScrappy Kate]] so much, he starts rooting for the sharks.

to:

-->'''Lisa''': Everything good I have, I always f*ck it up!
-->'''Frank''': He's completely humourless.
-->'''Jeremy''': Don't be so hard on yourself. [[TakeThat You weren't THAT [[TakeThatAudience CinemaSins comment sections!]]
* This:
-->'''Mark''': OK, Jim. Got some
bad in A Walk to Remember.]]
* Jeremy calls out the movie for being a ripoff of The Shallows.
* This:
-->'''Javier''': Relax. You'll have the time of your life down there.
news...
-->'''Jeremy''': 28 Understatements Later...
* This:
-->'''Selena''': Staying alive is as good as it gets.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[Music/TheBeeGees
It's just like "Dirty Dancing", only if a shark ate her when someone put Baby in a corner.
* Jeremy ends up hating [[TheScrappy Kate]] so much, he starts rooting for the sharks.
good song but I perfer Night Fever or You Should Be Dancing.]]


Added DiffLines:

-->'''Selena''': You seem to be crashing. All we can do is have you take painkillers and pump you full of sugar.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SelfDeprecation Hey, that's how I spend my Tuesday afternoons!]]
[[/folder]]


[[folder:''47 Metres Down'']]
* At the [[RunningGag opening logos]]:
-->'''Jeremy''': 40 seconds for five studio logos begs the question: how many production companies do you need to make a "woman getting eaten by sharks" movie in 2017?
* During the opening credits:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Several seconds of sunken sullen sunless sandy subterranean seawater.]]
* [[TakeThat A sin is added for Bob and Harvey Weinstein's names in the opening credits.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Lisa''': Everything good I have, I always f*ck it up!
-->'''Jeremy''': Don't be so hard on yourself. [[TakeThat You weren't THAT bad in A Walk to Remember.]]
* Jeremy calls out the movie for being a ripoff of The Shallows.
* This:
-->'''Javier''': Relax. You'll have the time of your life down there.
-->'''Jeremy''': It's just like "Dirty Dancing", only if a shark ate her when someone put Baby in a corner.
* Jeremy ends up hating [[TheScrappy Kate]] so much, he starts rooting for the sharks.
* This bit:


-->'''Jeremy:''' [ThisIsGonnaSuck I see, it's going to be one of THOSE Jim Carrey movies...]]

to:

-->'''Jeremy:''' [ThisIsGonnaSuck [[ThisIsGonnaSuck I see, it's going to be one of THOSE Jim Carrey movies...]]



-->'''DustinHoffman!Critic:''' I'll keep it on.

to:

-->'''DustinHoffman!Critic:''' -->'''Dustin Hoffman!Critic:''' I'll keep it on.



* Jeremy adds 25 sins for the UnfortunateImplications of Olaf marrying Violet as a [[Squick child bride.]]

to:

* Jeremy adds 25 sins for the UnfortunateImplications of Olaf marrying Violet as a [[Squick child bride.]]]] He later remarks that "If Olaf was a Mormon priest, this would be a documentary about his crimes!"
** He later adds 20 more for good measure.
* This:
-->'''Dustin Hoffman!Critic:''' She doesn't deserve him.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Dustin...[[Film/TheGraduate let's talk about glass houses.]]
* This:
-->'''Mr. Poe:''' I'm sure the police will catch up to Count Olaf eventually. You will certainly never see such a horrific man again.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Until he looks like [[Series/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents2017 Neil Patrick Harris!]]
* Jeremy comments that the Baudelaire mansion looks more like the Merovingian's house from The Matrix franchise and advises the Baudelaires to "watch out for the ghost assassins!"
* One of the outtakes plays Popeye's signature laugh over Captain Sham.


[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Life of Pi'']]
* Jeremy points out that there are several instances where Richard Parker should have been seen, but wasn't.
* Jeremy overlaps the scene of Pi screaming at the sea with audio from ''Forest Gump'' of Forrest narrating the storm scene.
* He also notes that the meerkats are pretty cool with Richard Parker eating their own.



--> '''Pi''': What are you looking at?\\
-->'''Jeremy (as Richard Parker)''': My father told me that the stars were the [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 kings of the past]].
* At the end, with the JumpScare with the angler fish abomination.
--> '''Jeremy''': [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo Good feeling's gone]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Limitless'']]
* At the beginning of the movie:
---> '''Eddie''': Obviously, I miscalculated a few things.
----> '''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Narration on a blank screen. Jeez, movie, if you're going to narrate me right off the bat, you could at least provide some visual lubrication.]]
* During the opening credits, Jeremy remarks how it looks more like a TV show opening [[ItWillNeverCatchOn then jokes about how a Limitless TV show would never happen.]]
* This bit:
---> '''Eddie''': What kind of guy looks this way without being an alcoholic or drug addict? A writer!
---> '''Jeremy''': [[SelfDeprecation That's Me-ist.]]
* Jeremy gets annoyed at all of the unecessary visual effects strewn throughout the movie and adds 15 sins "for a movie that could have been 20 minutes shorter if it wasn't up its own ass."
* Jeremy is frustrated by all the constant, annoying narration voices. They offer nothing new and just spoon feeds again what the audience already knows. 30 sins are added for it.
* At one point, Jeremy decides to add his own narration:
---> '''Jeremy''' (as Eddie): I suddenly have all-seeing, all-knowing super brain powers and thus, I will spend a large chunk on however long I have left on this drug washing my dishes!

to:

--> '''Pi''': What are you looking at?\\
-->'''Jeremy (as Richard Parker)''': My father told me that the stars were the [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 kings of the past]].
* At the end, with the JumpScare with the angler fish abomination.
--> '''Jeremy''': [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo Good feeling's gone]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Limitless'']]
* At the beginning of the movie:
---> '''Eddie''': Obviously, I miscalculated a few things.
----> '''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Narration on a blank screen. Jeez, movie, if you're going
-->'''Lemony Snicket:''' It's not too late to narrate me right off the bat, you could at least provide some visual lubrication.]]
* During the opening credits, Jeremy remarks how it looks more like
see a TV show opening [[ItWillNeverCatchOn then jokes movie about how a Limitless TV show would never happen.]]
* This bit:
---> '''Eddie''': What kind of guy looks this way without being an alcoholic or drug addict? A writer!
---> '''Jeremy''': [[SelfDeprecation That's Me-ist.]]
happy little elf...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Nixon?]]
* Jeremy gets annoyed at all of gleefully points out the unecessary visual effects strewn throughout the movie and adds 15 sins "for a movie that could have been 20 minutes shorter if it wasn't up its own ass."
*
insane amount of lamps located in Count Olaf's mansion.
**
Jeremy is frustrated by all later does the constant, annoying narration voices. They offer nothing new same for both Uncle Monty's and just spoon feeds again what the audience already knows. 30 sins are added for it.
* At one point, Jeremy decides to add his own narration:
---> '''Jeremy''' (as Eddie): I suddenly have all-seeing, all-knowing super brain powers and thus, I will spend a large chunk on however long I have left on this drug washing my dishes!
Aunt Josephine's houses.



---> '''Eddie''': My talents, and what I could do with it, were limitless.
---> '''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll limits!]]
* Jeremy scoffs at Eddie using his new talents to win poker, noting [[TakeThat you don't have to be smart to win poker.]] Made even funnier when you realise that Chris, Jeremy's writer partner is a poker pro.
* When Carlos first appears:
---> '''Jeremy''': Movie waits over 40 minutes before it De Niro's.
* When Lindy discovers Eddie's supply of the drug in a conch shell:
---> '''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Conch-Blocking.]]
* Jeremy refers to the trenchcoat assassin as [[RunningGag "Discount Peter Stormare.]]"

to:

---> '''Eddie''': My talents, and what -->'''Count Olaf:''' I'm sorry...I could do with it, were limitless.
---> '''Jeremy''':
don't speak monkey!
-->'''Lemony Snicket:'''
[[RunningGag Roll limits!]]
That's monkeyist!]]
* Jeremy scoffs at Eddie using his new talents to win poker, noting comments that Sunny is [[TakeThat you don't have to be smart to win poker.]] Made even funnier when you realise that Chris, "like Look Who's Talking, only less funny!]]"
*
Jeremy's writer partner is a poker pro.
* When Carlos first appears:
---> '''Jeremy''': Movie waits over 40 minutes before it De Niro's.
* When Lindy discovers Eddie's supply
reaction to Count Olaf's babbling:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [ThisIsGonnaSuck I see, it's going to be one
of the drug in a conch shell:
---> '''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Conch-Blocking.
THOSE Jim Carrey movies...]]
* Jeremy refers to the trenchcoat assassin as [[RunningGag "Discount Peter Stormare.]]"** Later on, during one of Olaf's "acting exercises":
-->'''Jeremy:''' Maybe don't always allow improv on a movie set.



---> '''Lindy''': He has a knife. I can't think my way out of a knife!
---> '''Jeremy''': Damn straight. [[ActorAllusion MC Dusk]] [[RunningGag would be excellent at CinemaSins.]]
* "[[UnfortunateImplications This movie's message is "Drugs are good! Sometimes bad- but mostly they're good. DO DRUGS!]]"
* Jeremy refers to DeNiro's monologue as "the exact opposite of fun and quality of Pacino's monologue at the end of The Devil's Advocate."

to:

---> '''Lindy''': He has a knife. -->'''Count Olaf:''' But where is the roast beef?
-->'''Jeremy:'''
I can't think my way out of you mean "roast beast", and that was a knife!
---> '''Jeremy''': Damn straight.
completely different movie where you played [[ActorAllusion MC Dusk]] [[RunningGag would an eccentric old crank that was thought to be excellent at CinemaSins.]]
* "[[UnfortunateImplications This movie's message is "Drugs are good! Sometimes bad- but mostly they're good. DO DRUGS!]]"
* Jeremy refers to DeNiro's monologue as "the exact opposite of fun and quality of Pacino's monologue at the end of The Devil's Advocate."
irredimable.]]



---> '''Carlos''': You want to be president of the United States or braindead?
---> '''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Why not both?]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''The Lone Ranger'']]
* At a shot of Johnny Depp as Tonto:
-->'''Jeremy''': "Johnny Depp in a stupid outfit with a wacky hat" cliche.
* "There are so many storylines crammed into the first 12 minutes of this movie that it's hard to know if I should care about any of them!"
* When the train goes off the rails:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Hey, look, it's Johnny Depp's career!]]
* As a group of cowboys litter the ground:
-->'''Jeremy''': Hey, they left out the [[CryingIndian crying Native American]] out of this shot!

to:

---> '''Carlos''': You want to be president of the United States or braindead?
---> '''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Why not both?]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''The Lone Ranger'']]
* At a shot of Johnny Depp as Tonto:
-->'''Jeremy''': "Johnny Depp in a stupid outfit with a wacky hat" cliche.
* "There are so many storylines crammed into the first 12 minutes of this movie that it's hard to
-->'''Violet:''' Do you know if I should care about any what kind of them!"
* When the train goes off the rails:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Hey, look, it's Johnny Depp's career!]]
* As
scientist he is?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Gee, maybe he's
a group of cowboys litter the ground:
-->'''Jeremy''': Hey, they left out the [[CryingIndian crying Native American]] out of this shot!
snake-scientist?]]



-->'''Little Kid''': He's the Lone Ranger?
-->'''Jeremy''': Hi-Ho, credits! Away!

to:

-->'''Little Kid''': He's the Lone Ranger?
-->'''Jeremy''': Hi-Ho, credits! Away!
-->'''Klaus:''' Is that a two-headed cobra?!
-->'''Uncle Monty:''' Well spotted!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Now THAT'S going in my next erotic fiction novel!]]



-->'''Tonto''': Stupid half-wit white man!
-->'''Jeremy''': That's racist!
* At a shot of a horse relieving itself:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat It takes over 45 minutes for the movie to show what it is.]]
* At one point, the movie's storyline is so muddled, Jeremy can't even finish his sin and instead is resigned to simply stating "This movie's really dumb."

to:

-->'''Tonto''': Stupid half-wit white man!
-->'''Jeremy''': That's racist!
* At a shot of a horse relieving itself:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat It takes over 45 minutes
-->'''Klaus:''' Everything happens for the movie to show what it is.]]
* At one point, the movie's storyline is so muddled, Jeremy can't even finish his sin and instead is resigned to simply stating "This movie's really dumb."
a reason!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BrutalHonesty It does not.]]



-->'''Maid''': Drink this. You'll feel better.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice This character was originally played by Bill Cosby.]]

to:

-->'''Maid''': Drink this. You'll feel better.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice This character was originally played
-->'''Jeremy:''' The director said, "Let's have the baby steal some apples and knock some over and then call herself out of it", because [[SubvertedCatchphrase who wants to make a baby look like an asshole?!]]
* Jeremy comes up with an alternate title: "Lemony Snicket's Tale of Some Lucky F*cking Children!"
* Jeremy's reaction to [[MakesAsMuchSenseinContext a cameo
by Bill Cosby.Gilbert Gottfried as a duck]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ladies and gentlemen...[[FlatWhat Comedy.
]]



-->'''Little Kid''': But wait. Where'd you get the explosives from anyway?
-->'''Jeremy''': This annoying little kid would be excellent at Cinemasins.
* At one point, the sin counter removes a sin. Jeremy gets upset that [[UpToEleven even the sin counter wasn't paying attention to the movie]] and forces it to add 5 more sins.
* The final sin:
-->'''Little Kid''': I guess I should go home now.
-->'''Jeremy''': Yeah, because you've been cooped up in this tent with a crazy old man for 2 hours without your parents noticing.

to:

-->'''Little Kid''': But wait. Where'd you get the explosives from anyway?
-->'''Jeremy''': This annoying little kid would be excellent at Cinemasins.
-->'''The Hook-Handed Man:''' Critic?! Your coat, sir?
-->'''DustinHoffman!Critic:''' I'll keep it on.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Discount Dustin Hoff-]] wait, WHAT THE HELL?!
* At one point, the sin counter removes a sin. Jeremy gets upset that [[UpToEleven even adds 25 sins for the sin counter wasn't paying attention to the movie]] and forces it to add 5 more sins.
* The final sin:
-->'''Little Kid''': I guess I should go home now.
-->'''Jeremy''': Yeah, because you've been cooped up in this tent with
UnfortunateImplications of Olaf marrying Violet as a crazy old man for 2 hours without your parents noticing.[[Squick child bride.]]



[[folder:''Looper'']]
* The ending, where Jeremy gets so fed up with the paradoxical nature of the film's finale that he actually storms away from the microphone in frustration.
-->'''Jeremy''' (''in the distance''): Jesus Christ!

to:

[[folder:''Looper'']]
[[folder: ''Life of Pi'']]
* The ending, where Jeremy gets so fed up points out that there are several instances where Richard Parker should have been seen, but wasn't.
* Jeremy overlaps the scene of Pi screaming at the sea with audio from ''Forest Gump'' of Forrest narrating the storm scene.
* He also notes that the meerkats are pretty cool with Richard Parker eating their own.
* This bit:
--> '''Pi''': What are you looking at?\\
-->'''Jeremy (as Richard Parker)''': My father told me that the stars were the [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 kings of the past]].
* At the end,
with the paradoxical nature of JumpScare with the film's finale that he actually storms away from the microphone in frustration.
-->'''Jeremy''' (''in the distance''): Jesus Christ!
angler fish abomination.
--> '''Jeremy''': [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo Good feeling's gone]].



[[folder:''Mad Max: Fury Road'']]
* This gem at the beginning:
-->'''Max:''' It was hard to know who was more crazy... me... or everyone else.\\
'''Jeremy:''' If Max was still Creator/MelGibson, [[TakeThat the answer would be fairly easy to figure out.]]
* When the Doof Warrior first shows up on the scene, rocking his flamethrower guitar... a sin is removed with absolutely no comment on this.
* As much as Jeremy loved this movie, even ''he'' will not defend the scene where Nux randomly eats a bug crawling up his arm. He was suitably grossed out and the sinning came quickly.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Mama'']]
* As Jeffrey drives in the snow:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Plastered and Furious: Snowkyo Drift?

to:

[[folder:''Mad Max: Fury Road'']]
[[folder: ''Limitless'']]
* This gem at At the beginning:
-->'''Max:''' It was hard to know who was more crazy... me... or everyone else.\\
'''Jeremy:''' If Max was still Creator/MelGibson, [[TakeThat
beginning of the answer would be fairly easy movie:
---> '''Eddie''': Obviously, I miscalculated a few things.
----> '''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Narration on a blank screen. Jeez, movie, if you're going
to figure out.narrate me right off the bat, you could at least provide some visual lubrication.]]
* When During the Doof Warrior first shows up on the scene, rocking his flamethrower guitar... a sin is removed with absolutely no comment on this.
* As much as
opening credits, Jeremy loved this movie, even ''he'' will not defend the scene where Nux randomly eats remarks how it looks more like a bug crawling up his arm. He was suitably grossed out and the sinning came quickly.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Mama'']]
* As Jeffrey drives in the snow:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Plastered and Furious: Snowkyo Drift?
TV show opening [[ItWillNeverCatchOn then jokes about how a Limitless TV show would never happen.]]



-->'''Radio Announcer:''' Having murdered his wife and colleagues.
-->'''Jeremy:''' You're listening to WEXP, the exposition station: all exposition, all the time.
* At the Helvetia's house:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I wonder if the Helvetia's are home. Maybe they can go down the street to ask the Times New Romans?
* After Jeffery is killed by the vengeful spirit:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[WaxingLyrical Mamaaaaaaaaaa, just killed a man, he put a gun up to my head, Mama's quicker, now he's dead.]]
* "I love the idea of a kiss from Jessica Chastain as much as the next guy but not when she's eating Raisin Bran."

to:

-->'''Radio Announcer:''' Having murdered his wife and colleagues.
-->'''Jeremy:''' You're listening to WEXP, the exposition station: all exposition, all the time.
* At the Helvetia's house:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I wonder if the Helvetia's are home. Maybe they can go down the street to ask the Times New Romans?
* After Jeffery is killed by the vengeful spirit:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[WaxingLyrical Mamaaaaaaaaaa, just killed a man, he put a gun up to my head, Mama's quicker, now he's dead.
---> '''Eddie''': What kind of guy looks this way without being an alcoholic or drug addict? A writer!
---> '''Jeremy''': [[SelfDeprecation That's Me-ist.
]]
* "I love Jeremy gets annoyed at all of the idea of a kiss from Jessica Chastain as much as unecessary visual effects strewn throughout the next guy but not movie and adds 15 sins "for a movie that could have been 20 minutes shorter if it wasn't up its own ass."
* Jeremy is frustrated by all the constant, annoying narration voices. They offer nothing new and just spoon feeds again what the audience already knows. 30 sins are added for it.
* At one point, Jeremy decides to add his own narration:
---> '''Jeremy''' (as Eddie): I suddenly have all-seeing, all-knowing super brain powers and thus, I will spend a large chunk on however long I have left on this drug washing my dishes!
* This:
---> '''Eddie''': My talents, and what I could do with it, were limitless.
---> '''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll limits!]]
* Jeremy scoffs at Eddie using his new talents to win poker, noting [[TakeThat you don't have to be smart to win poker.]] Made even funnier
when she's eating Raisin Bran."you realise that Chris, Jeremy's writer partner is a poker pro.
* When Carlos first appears:
---> '''Jeremy''': Movie waits over 40 minutes before it De Niro's.
* When Lindy discovers Eddie's supply of the drug in a conch shell:
---> '''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Conch-Blocking.]]
* Jeremy refers to the trenchcoat assassin as [[RunningGag "Discount Peter Stormare.]]"



-->'''Annabel:''' This is a joke, right?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Although she is a pedestrian bassist and a terrible person, Annabel shows raw talent at [=CinemaSins=].
* "[[TakeThat This is the worst band I've heard in a movie since Sexual Chocolate.]]"
* When Mama pops up brandishing a sewing needle as a weapon:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ImprobableWeaponUser I SHALL CROCHET YOU!]]
* During the flashback sequence, where we see Mama stabbing a nun to death:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[GenreShift Man, this movie went from standard horror movie to Italian Giallo in no time!]]
* When Mama creeps towards Aunt Jean in her hair form:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun And you thought you had a bad hair day.]]
* The Bonus Round is every time "[[TitleDrop Mama]]" is mentioned. It adds ''37'' sins.
* One of the outtakes splices in a Slap Chop informercial into the psych ward tapes.

to:

-->'''Annabel:''' This is ---> '''Lindy''': He has a joke, right?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Although she is
knife. I can't think my way out of a pedestrian bassist and a terrible person, Annabel shows raw talent knife!
---> '''Jeremy''': Damn straight. [[ActorAllusion MC Dusk]] [[RunningGag would be excellent
at [=CinemaSins=].
* "[[TakeThat This is the worst band I've heard in a movie since Sexual Chocolate.]]"
* When Mama pops up brandishing a sewing needle as a weapon:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ImprobableWeaponUser I SHALL CROCHET YOU!]]
* During the flashback sequence, where we see Mama stabbing a nun to death:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[GenreShift Man, this movie went from standard horror movie to Italian Giallo in no time!]]
* When Mama creeps towards Aunt Jean in her hair form:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun And you thought you had a bad hair day.
CinemaSins.]]
* "[[UnfortunateImplications This movie's message is "Drugs are good! Sometimes bad- but mostly they're good. DO DRUGS!]]"
* Jeremy refers to DeNiro's monologue as "the exact opposite of fun and quality of Pacino's monologue at the end of
The Bonus Round is every time "[[TitleDrop Mama]]" is mentioned. It adds ''37'' sins.
Devil's Advocate."
* One This:
---> '''Carlos''': You want to be president
of the outtakes splices in a Slap Chop informercial into the psych ward tapes.United States or braindead?
---> '''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Why not both?]]



[[folder:''The Martian'']]
* Jeremy sins botany. HilarityEnsues:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie attempts to make botany cool.\\
'''Neil deGrasse Tyson''': The Martian, where you learn all the ways that being scientifically literate can save your life.\\
'''Jeremy:''' But... But... Dr. Tyson. I mean come on. Botany?!\\
'''Neil deGrasse Tyson''': The Martian, where fluency in science, technology, engineering, and math... rule all decisions of survival.\\
'''Jeremy:''' But maybe you should think of it this way, Dr.--\\
'''Neil deGrasse Tyson''': The Martian, where science, not human emotion, drives the plot's humor, interpersonal relations, tension, and suspense.\\
'''Jeremy:''' This is what you get when you argue--\\
'''Neil deGrasse Tyson''': The Martian, where you experience love, hate, envy, anxiety, pride, and heroism... all through the lens of science.\\
''[Jeremy [[Awesome/CinemaSinsAbsolved takes a sin off]] without further complaint]''
* "Movie thinks self-surgery on Mars isn't going to make me pass ou..." ''(thud)''
* "Evidence that the Martian movie is fantasy: [[TakeThat all who make important decisions are scientifically literate]]".
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Meg'']]

to:

[[folder:''The Martian'']]
[[folder: ''The Lone Ranger'']]
* Jeremy sins botany. HilarityEnsues:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie attempts to make botany cool.\\
'''Neil deGrasse Tyson''': The Martian, where you learn all
At a shot of Johnny Depp as Tonto:
-->'''Jeremy''': "Johnny Depp in a stupid outfit with a wacky hat" cliche.
* "There are so many storylines crammed into
the ways first 12 minutes of this movie that being scientifically literate can save your life.\\
'''Jeremy:''' But... But... Dr. Tyson.
it's hard to know if I mean come on. Botany?!\\
'''Neil deGrasse Tyson''': The Martian, where fluency in science, technology, engineering, and math... rule all decisions of survival.\\
'''Jeremy:''' But maybe you
should think care about any of it this way, Dr.--\\
'''Neil deGrasse Tyson''': The Martian, where science, not human emotion, drives
them!"
* When
the plot's humor, interpersonal relations, tension, and suspense.\\
'''Jeremy:''' This is what you get when you argue--\\
'''Neil deGrasse Tyson''': The Martian, where you experience love, hate, envy, anxiety, pride, and heroism... all through
train goes off the lens of science.\\
''[Jeremy [[Awesome/CinemaSinsAbsolved takes a sin off]] without further complaint]''
* "Movie thinks self-surgery on Mars isn't going to make me pass ou..." ''(thud)''
* "Evidence that the Martian movie is fantasy:
rails:
-->'''Jeremy''':
[[TakeThat all who make important decisions are scientifically literate]]".
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Meg'']]
Hey, look, it's Johnny Depp's career!]]
* As a group of cowboys litter the ground:
-->'''Jeremy''': Hey, they left out the [[CryingIndian crying Native American]] out of this shot!



-->'''Subtitle:''' SHANGHAI, CHINA
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag In case you confused it with Shanghai]], UsefulNotes/CostaRica. Also, in case there was any confusion as to what market this movie is aiming towards.
* "Over a minute of helicopter footage landing, with the helicopter featured in flight in 11 cuts. [[ADatewithRosiePalms I hear your palms become hairy if you do too much copterbation.]]"

to:

-->'''Subtitle:''' SHANGHAI, CHINA
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag In case you confused it with Shanghai]], UsefulNotes/CostaRica. Also, in case there was any confusion as to what market this movie is aiming towards.
* "Over a minute of helicopter footage landing, with
-->'''Little Kid''': He's the helicopter featured in flight in 11 cuts. [[ADatewithRosiePalms I hear your palms become hairy if you do too much copterbation.]]"Lone Ranger?
-->'''Jeremy''': Hi-Ho, credits! Away!



-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Wanna sell shoes?]] [[SarcasmMode Put them on Rainn Wilson.]]
* Jeremy quickly gets annoyed at all of the constant cuts throughout the movie, at one point wondering if the camera was supposed to be placed in the shark's mouth throughout the film.

to:

-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Wanna sell shoes?]] [[SarcasmMode Put them on Rainn Wilson.-->'''Tonto''': Stupid half-wit white man!
-->'''Jeremy''': That's racist!
* At a shot of a horse relieving itself:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat It takes over 45 minutes for the movie to show what it is.
]]
* At one point, the movie's storyline is so muddled, Jeremy quickly gets annoyed at all of the constant cuts throughout the movie, at one point wondering if the camera can't even finish his sin and instead is resigned to simply stating "This movie's really dumb."
* This:
-->'''Maid''': Drink this. You'll feel better.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice This character
was supposed to be placed in the shark's mouth throughout the film.originally played by Bill Cosby.]]



-->'''Lori:''' We've got to switch off the lights!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Aw, f*ck! These assholes remade]] ''Film/DeepStarSix'', [[TakeThat didn't they!]]
* This:
-->'''Meiying:''' Ah, you're that crazy guy.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheScrappy F*cking kid.]]
* Jeremy's summary of Morris:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheScrappy This f*cking guy.]] They should have renamed this character "Dude Who Came Out Of His Mother's Womb [[CommanderContrarian Bitching About Jonas]]" because that's really his only character trait. Sure, he'll [[HeelFaceTurn does an about face after this mission]] [[RedemptionEqualsDeath but then he'll get eaten by a shark, so who cares?]]
* "Slow-Mo Statham Shower!"
* This:
-->'''Suyin:''' You should get dressed!
-->'''Jonas:''' That's the plan.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ah, nothing like a little post "colleage was eaten by a shark" flirting to get your morale back.
* This bit:
-->'''DJ:''' [[GreenAesop These sharks have no fins!]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' That's because [[WaxingLyrical their hats]] [[Film/DeepBlueSea are like a]] [[Creator/LLCoolJ shark's fin!]] They're clearly in no condition to be wearing hats.
* "[[TakeThat The Meg 4:]] [[Film/JawsTheRevenge The Revenge- This time, it's personal!]]"
* This:
-->'''Lori:''' Thank you.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution SAVE THE THANK YOUS FOR LATER! GET THE F*CK OUT OF THE WATER!!]]
* At a shot of Zhang in the water:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I will remove 100 sins if [[Film/TheBourneIdentity winds up with amnesia and discoveres he was trained by Treadstone.]]
* This:
-->'''Jonas:''' This is the worst moment of my life!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Worse than Expendables 3, Homefront or Fate of the Furious? Yeah, it probably is.]]
* "Why in the unholy f*ck of all f*cking f*ckdom is Suyin's daughter coming along for the ride? She doesn't even do anything stupid that saves the day."
* "I'm not saying they couldn't get all this set up and where they need to go in 20 minutes but [[ByNoIMeanYes I am saying they couldn't get all this set up and where they need to go in 20 minutes.]]"
* When the movie ends with the title card "Fin":
-->'''Jeremy:''' I've got 2 words for you, movie. And the first letter starts with "F" as well.

to:

-->'''Lori:''' We've got to switch off -->'''Little Kid''': But wait. Where'd you get the lights!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Aw, f*ck! These assholes remade]] ''Film/DeepStarSix'', [[TakeThat didn't they!]]
explosives from anyway?
-->'''Jeremy''': This annoying little kid would be excellent at Cinemasins.
* This:
-->'''Meiying:''' Ah, you're
At one point, the sin counter removes a sin. Jeremy gets upset that crazy guy.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheScrappy F*cking kid.]]
[[UpToEleven even the sin counter wasn't paying attention to the movie]] and forces it to add 5 more sins.
* Jeremy's summary of Morris:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheScrappy This f*cking guy.]] They
The final sin:
-->'''Little Kid''': I guess I
should have renamed this character "Dude Who Came Out Of His Mother's Womb [[CommanderContrarian Bitching About Jonas]]" go home now.
-->'''Jeremy''': Yeah,
because that's really his only character trait. Sure, he'll [[HeelFaceTurn does an about face after you've been cooped up in this mission]] [[RedemptionEqualsDeath but then he'll get eaten by tent with a shark, so who cares?]]
* "Slow-Mo Statham Shower!"
* This:
-->'''Suyin:''' You should get dressed!
-->'''Jonas:''' That's the plan.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ah, nothing like a little post "colleage was eaten by a shark" flirting to get
crazy old man for 2 hours without your morale back.
* This bit:
-->'''DJ:''' [[GreenAesop These sharks have no fins!]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' That's because [[WaxingLyrical their hats]] [[Film/DeepBlueSea are like a]] [[Creator/LLCoolJ shark's fin!]] They're clearly in no condition to be wearing hats.
* "[[TakeThat The Meg 4:]] [[Film/JawsTheRevenge The Revenge- This time, it's personal!]]"
* This:
-->'''Lori:''' Thank you.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution SAVE THE THANK YOUS FOR LATER! GET THE F*CK OUT OF THE WATER!!]]
* At a shot of Zhang in the water:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I will remove 100 sins if [[Film/TheBourneIdentity winds up with amnesia and discoveres he was trained by Treadstone.]]
* This:
-->'''Jonas:''' This is the worst moment of my life!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Worse than Expendables 3, Homefront or Fate of the Furious? Yeah, it probably is.]]
* "Why in the unholy f*ck of all f*cking f*ckdom is Suyin's daughter coming along for the ride? She doesn't even do anything stupid that saves the day."
* "I'm not saying they couldn't get all this set up and where they need to go in 20 minutes but [[ByNoIMeanYes I am saying they couldn't get all this set up and where they need to go in 20 minutes.]]"
* When the movie ends with the title card "Fin":
-->'''Jeremy:''' I've got 2 words for you, movie. And the first letter starts with "F" as well.
parents noticing.



[[folder:''Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The Movie'']]
* When Billy and Aisha worry that the Oozemen are too many and too strong, Jeremy just busts a gut.
* He gives three sins for the creation of the Tengu Warriors - one for Ooze hocking a loogie to do so, one for making him writing down and one for making him ''say it''.
* Jeremy adds 100 sins for Billy's "Talk about a splitting headache" pun.
* The Stingers for the movie:
** Ivan Ooze's growl of "Smells like... ''teenagersssss...'' is followed by Music/{{Nirvana}}'s "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
** The night shot of the Command Center has the ominous castle music from ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'' playing.
** The Rangers racing off to Phaedos side by side as streaks of light has the ''Series/ReadingRainbow'' theme playing.
** The Ninja Megazord's transformation is joined with [[Anime/{{Voltron}} "Let's go, Voltron Force!"]]

to:

[[folder:''Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: [[folder:''Looper'']]
*
The Movie'']]
* When Billy and Aisha worry that the Oozemen are too many and too strong,
ending, where Jeremy just busts a gut.
* He gives three sins for
gets so fed up with the creation paradoxical nature of the Tengu Warriors - one for Ooze hocking a loogie to do so, one for making him writing down and one for making him ''say it''.
* Jeremy adds 100 sins for Billy's "Talk about a splitting headache" pun.
* The Stingers for the movie:
** Ivan Ooze's growl of "Smells like... ''teenagersssss...'' is followed by Music/{{Nirvana}}'s "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
** The night shot of the Command Center has the ominous castle music
film's finale that he actually storms away from ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'' playing.
** The Rangers racing off to Phaedos side by side as streaks of light has
the ''Series/ReadingRainbow'' theme playing.
** The Ninja Megazord's transformation is joined with [[Anime/{{Voltron}} "Let's go, Voltron Force!"]]
microphone in frustration.
-->'''Jeremy''' (''in the distance''): Jesus Christ!



[[folder:''Missing Link'']]
* The first sin:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[NamestheSame Movie is not a documentary about why there isn't a Legend of Zelda movie yet.]]
* Jeremy adds a sin for Lionel's bagpipe playing because "I used to have a neighbor that used to play modern pop songs on the bagpipe all the time. Unless you haven't heard "Sexyback" being played from Satan's bladder for the 17th time, you won't understand why I'm adding a sin here!"
* At one point, Jeremy guesses exactly what's going to happen in the storyline and adds a sin when it occurs, happy that he predicted it right.
* Jeremy sins a shot of CGI water, not for the effect itself but [[TakeThatAudience the audience expecting Laika to create stop-motion water.]]

to:

[[folder:''Missing Link'']]
[[folder:''Mad Max: Fury Road'']]
* The first sin:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[NamestheSame Movie is not a documentary about why there isn't a Legend of Zelda movie yet.
This gem at the beginning:
-->'''Max:''' It was hard to know who was more crazy... me... or everyone else.\\
'''Jeremy:''' If Max was still Creator/MelGibson, [[TakeThat the answer would be fairly easy to figure out.
]]
* When the Doof Warrior first shows up on the scene, rocking his flamethrower guitar... a sin is removed with absolutely no comment on this.
* As much as
Jeremy adds a sin for Lionel's bagpipe playing because "I used to have a neighbor that used to play modern pop songs on loved this movie, even ''he'' will not defend the bagpipe all scene where Nux randomly eats a bug crawling up his arm. He was suitably grossed out and the time. Unless you haven't heard "Sexyback" being played from Satan's bladder for the 17th time, you won't understand why I'm adding a sin here!"
sinning came quickly.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Mama'']]
* At one point, Jeremy guesses exactly what's going to happen As Jeffrey drives in the storyline snow:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Plastered
and adds a sin when it occurs, happy that he predicted it right.
* Jeremy sins a shot of CGI water, not for the effect itself but [[TakeThatAudience the audience expecting Laika to create stop-motion water.]]
Furious: Snowkyo Drift?



-->'''Mr. Link:''' They found this creature, he's a snowman.
-->'''Jeremy:''' He wouldn't be...[[IncrediblyLamePun Abominable, would her?!]] I know, that's why we're going this movie. Don't worry, we'll sin Endgame in Hcforzisswf, so it'll be soon!
* When Mr. Link roars and causes dogs to attack their masters:
-->'''Jeremy:''' See, the alpha has a frequency that all other creatures respond to and do its bidding. [[TakeThat Hahahahahaha, I almost kept a straight face. F*cking King of the Monsters.]]
* At a shot of a horse kicking Stenk:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie came out only a month before John Wick 3 so that definitely means that [[InsaneTrollLogic it stole the horse kick death from this movie, so therefore it's trash.]]
* This:
-->'''Mr. Link:''' So, how did [[NamestheSame Mr. Fortnight]] die anyway?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Probably tried teaching the yetis how to do the Orange Justice.]]
* This, if only for Jeremy's dead-inside tone of voice:
-->'''Adelina:''' What happened between you and Aldas?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Yes. Please. More backstory involving a love story. Please. How can we ever live without it?
* This:
-->'''Adelina:''' -Early man.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Kubo! Anomalisa! Sorry, thought we were naming stop motion movies that were better than this one.
* At a shot of Mr. Link sleeping:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Mr. Link is currently doing what we're all probably doing at this moment, as well as the screenwriters when they created this character and the studio when they greenlit this thing.]]
* Jeremy gets extremly frustrated that the Yetis are said to be incredibly advanced but forget to put guardrails around their bridge.

to:

-->'''Mr. Link:''' They found this creature, he's a snowman.
-->'''Radio Announcer:''' Having murdered his wife and colleagues.
-->'''Jeremy:''' He wouldn't be...[[IncrediblyLamePun Abominable, would her?!]] I know, that's why we're going this movie. Don't worry, we'll sin Endgame in Hcforzisswf, so it'll be soon!
* When Mr. Link roars and causes dogs
You're listening to attack their masters:
WEXP, the exposition station: all exposition, all the time.
* At the Helvetia's house:
-->'''Jeremy:''' See, I wonder if the alpha has a frequency that all other creatures respond to and do its bidding. [[TakeThat Hahahahahaha, I almost kept a straight face. F*cking King of Helvetia's are home. Maybe they can go down the Monsters.street to ask the Times New Romans?
* After Jeffery is killed by the vengeful spirit:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[WaxingLyrical Mamaaaaaaaaaa, just killed a man, he put a gun up to my head, Mama's quicker, now he's dead.
]]
* At a shot "I love the idea of a horse kicking Stenk:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie came out only a month before John Wick 3 so that definitely means that [[InsaneTrollLogic it stole the horse kick death
kiss from this movie, so therefore it's trash.]]
* This:
-->'''Mr. Link:''' So, how did [[NamestheSame Mr. Fortnight]] die anyway?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Probably tried teaching the yetis how to do the Orange Justice.]]
* This, if only for Jeremy's dead-inside tone of voice:
-->'''Adelina:''' What happened between you and Aldas?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Yes. Please. More backstory involving a love story. Please. How can we ever live without it?
* This:
-->'''Adelina:''' -Early man.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Kubo! Anomalisa! Sorry, thought we were naming stop motion movies that were better than this one.
* At a shot of Mr. Link sleeping:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Mr. Link is currently doing what we're all probably doing at this moment,
Jessica Chastain as well much as the screenwriters next guy but not when they created this character and the studio when they greenlit this thing.]]
* Jeremy gets extremly frustrated that the Yetis are said to be incredibly advanced but forget to put guardrails around their bridge.
she's eating Raisin Bran."



-->'''The Yeti Elder:''' Put them into the Inescapable Pit of Isolation and Miserable Disappointment.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Oh, you mean into this movie.]]
* When Lord Piggot-Dunceby falls through the ice bridge:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, well, well. [[IncrediblyLamePun Hoisted by his own ice-barge.]]
* At Stenk's death- being impaled on an icicle before falling off a cliff:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids Huh. Guess this isn't a good kids starter film after all.]]
* This:
-->'''Adelina:''' I'm ready to search for my own adventures.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BoxOfficeBomb I can't wait for the Missing Link universe!]]
* Immediately followed with:
-->'''Lionel:''' The Fiji Mermaid!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StillbornFranchise I can't wait for the Missing Link universe!]]

to:

-->'''The Yeti Elder:''' Put them into the Inescapable Pit of Isolation and Miserable Disappointment.
-->'''Annabel:''' This is a joke, right?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Oh, you mean into Although she is a pedestrian bassist and a terrible person, Annabel shows raw talent at [=CinemaSins=].
* "[[TakeThat This is the worst band I've heard in a movie since Sexual Chocolate.]]"
* When Mama pops up brandishing a sewing needle as a weapon:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ImprobableWeaponUser I SHALL CROCHET YOU!]]
* During the flashback sequence, where we see Mama stabbing a nun to death:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[GenreShift Man,
this movie.movie went from standard horror movie to Italian Giallo in no time!]]
* When Mama creeps towards Aunt Jean in her hair form:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun And you thought you had a bad hair day.
]]
* When Lord Piggot-Dunceby falls through The Bonus Round is every time "[[TitleDrop Mama]]" is mentioned. It adds ''37'' sins.
* One of
the ice bridge:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, well, well. [[IncrediblyLamePun Hoisted by his own ice-barge.]]
* At Stenk's death- being impaled on an icicle before falling off
outtakes splices in a cliff:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids Huh. Guess this isn't a good kids starter film after all.]]
* This:
-->'''Adelina:''' I'm ready to search for my own adventures.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BoxOfficeBomb I can't wait for
Slap Chop informercial into the Missing Link universe!]]
* Immediately followed with:
-->'''Lionel:''' The Fiji Mermaid!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StillbornFranchise I can't wait for the Missing Link universe!]]
psych ward tapes.



[[folder:''Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children'']]
* The opening credits reveals that this is a Creator/TimBurton film, prompting Jeremy to remark, [[TakeThat "This used to mean something."]]
** Also, when Creator/SamuelLJackson's name pops up in the credits, Jeremy exclaims, "Goddamn, Sam, take a movie off! You don't have to appear in EVERYTHING!!!"
* This:
-->'''Jake Portman:''' ''(narrating)'' Do you feel like nothing you do matters?\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat All the time, given Hollywood's remake/sequel machine. Thanks for asking!]] ''*ding*'' Also... peculiarration. ''*ding*''
* "This movie is giving me way more Film/JohnCarter flashbacks than I think it should be. Maybe I just have John Carter PTSD or something."
* Jeremy thinks that younger Jake's bedroom is "the exact opposite of an orgy of evidence that this is a boy's room". After pointing out some examples of the contents of this room to prove his point (i.e., dinosaurs on the lamp base, a detailed world map), he concludes:
-->"This kid either hates sports or is literally [[Series/{{Frasier}} Niles Crane]]. Or both!!"

to:

[[folder:''Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children'']]
[[folder:''The Martian'']]
* The opening credits reveals that this is a Creator/TimBurton film, prompting Jeremy sins botany. HilarityEnsues:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie attempts
to remark, [[TakeThat "This used to mean something."]]
** Also, when Creator/SamuelLJackson's name pops up in
make botany cool.\\
'''Neil deGrasse Tyson''': The Martian, where you learn all
the credits, Jeremy exclaims, "Goddamn, Sam, take a movie off! You don't have to appear in EVERYTHING!!!"
* This:
-->'''Jake Portman:''' ''(narrating)'' Do you feel like nothing you do matters?\\
ways that being scientifically literate can save your life.\\
'''Jeremy:''' But... But... Dr. Tyson. I mean come on. Botany?!\\
'''Neil deGrasse Tyson''': The Martian, where fluency in science, technology, engineering, and math... rule all decisions of survival.\\
'''Jeremy:''' But maybe you should think of it this way, Dr.--\\
'''Neil deGrasse Tyson''': The Martian, where science, not human emotion, drives the plot's humor, interpersonal relations, tension, and suspense.\\
'''Jeremy:''' This is what you get when you argue--\\
'''Neil deGrasse Tyson''': The Martian, where you experience love, hate, envy, anxiety, pride, and heroism... all through the lens of science.\\
''[Jeremy [[Awesome/CinemaSinsAbsolved takes a sin off]] without further complaint]''
* "Movie thinks self-surgery on Mars isn't going to make me pass ou..." ''(thud)''
* "Evidence that the Martian movie is fantasy:
[[TakeThat All the time, given Hollywood's remake/sequel machine. Thanks for asking!]] ''*ding*'' Also... peculiarration. ''*ding*''
* "This movie is giving me way more Film/JohnCarter flashbacks than I think it should be. Maybe I just have John Carter PTSD or something."
* Jeremy thinks that younger Jake's bedroom is "the exact opposite of an orgy of evidence that this is a boy's room". After pointing out some examples of the contents of this room to prove his point (i.e., dinosaurs on the lamp base, a detailed world map), he concludes:
-->"This kid either hates sports or is literally [[Series/{{Frasier}} Niles Crane]]. Or both!!"
all who make important decisions are scientifically literate]]".



[[folder:''Monster House'']]
* Jeremy adds a sin during the opening logos for the production company ImageMovers for [[TakeThat making Mars Needs Moms.]]
* At the beginning of the movie:
-->'''Horace:''' GET OFF MY LAWN!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Film/GranTorino Clint Eastwood.]]
* Jeremy's comments on the [[UncannyValley animation style.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ah, 2006. When CGI animation still wasn't past that "faces being terrifying as hell" stage.

to:

[[folder:''Monster House'']]
* Jeremy adds a sin during the opening logos for the production company ImageMovers for [[TakeThat making Mars Needs Moms.]]
* At the beginning of the movie:
-->'''Horace:''' GET OFF MY LAWN!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Film/GranTorino Clint Eastwood.]]
* Jeremy's comments on the [[UncannyValley animation style.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ah, 2006. When CGI animation still wasn't past that "faces being terrifying as hell" stage.
[[folder:''The Meg'']]



-->'''D.J.:''' I'm a murderer.
-->'''Chowder:''' No, you're not. What you did is called manslaughter.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Chowder would be excellent at CinemaSins.]]
* At a shot of D.J's room:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Any kid that puts pictures of spiders above his bed is a spawn of Satan.
* "[[ARareSentence The babysitter's boyfriend is making out with the kid's stuffed animal."]]

to:

-->'''D.J.:''' I'm a murderer.
-->'''Chowder:''' No, you're not. What you did is called manslaughter.
-->'''Subtitle:''' SHANGHAI, CHINA
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Chowder would be excellent at CinemaSins.In case you confused it with Shanghai]], UsefulNotes/CostaRica. Also, in case there was any confusion as to what market this movie is aiming towards.
* "Over a minute of helicopter footage landing, with the helicopter featured in flight in 11 cuts. [[ADatewithRosiePalms I hear your palms become hairy if you do too much copterbation.]]"
* This:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Wanna sell shoes?]] [[SarcasmMode Put them on Rainn Wilson.
]]
* At a shot Jeremy quickly gets annoyed at all of D.J's room:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Any kid that puts pictures of spiders above his bed is a spawn of Satan.
* "[[ARareSentence The babysitter's boyfriend is making out with
the kid's stuffed animal."]]constant cuts throughout the movie, at one point wondering if the camera was supposed to be placed in the shark's mouth throughout the film.



-->'''D.J.:''' Chowder? Chowder? Hey, Chowder?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Chowder.
* When Chowder honks the horn of a excavator:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Chowder is a dick to the concept of peace and quiet.]]
* Jeremy sins Chowder's ding-dong ditch game because "it's a little bitch game that only assholes play."
* This bit:
-->'''Chowder:''' Hey, guess who I am? "Get off my lawn!"
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SelfDeprecation Jeremy from CinemaSins? Chris from CinemaSins? Barrett from CinemaSins? I give up.]]
* When Chowder attempts to escape the house:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Chowder ended up salutarion in his graduating class at the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things.]]

to:

-->'''D.J.:''' Chowder? Chowder? Hey, Chowder?!
-->'''Lori:''' We've got to switch off the lights!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Chowder.
* When Chowder honks the horn of a excavator:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Chowder is a dick to the concept of peace and quiet.]]
* Jeremy sins Chowder's ding-dong ditch game because "it's a little bitch game that only
[[TakeThat Aw, f*ck! These assholes play."
* This bit:
-->'''Chowder:''' Hey, guess who I am? "Get off my lawn!"
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SelfDeprecation Jeremy from CinemaSins? Chris from CinemaSins? Barrett from CinemaSins? I give up.]]
* When Chowder attempts to escape the house:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Chowder ended up salutarion in his graduating class at the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things.]]
remade]] ''Film/DeepStarSix'', [[TakeThat didn't they!]]



-->'''Jenny:''' I think it's time we call the police.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode WOW, REALLY?!]]
* Jeremy is not a fan of [[TheScrappy Skull]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Just FYI, the movie is getting its "horror movie rules" from THIS guy. Not an old priest or a creepy undertaker...the f*cking "video game guy".
* At the discovery of Constance's corpse:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[UptoEleven For anyone who thinks Coraline is a f*cked up kids movie, let me introduce you to Monster House.]]

to:

-->'''Jenny:''' I think it's time we call the police.
-->'''Meiying:''' Ah, you're that crazy guy.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode WOW, REALLY?!]]
* Jeremy is not a fan of
[[TheScrappy Skull]]:
F*cking kid.]]
* Jeremy's summary of Morris:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Just FYI, the movie is getting its "horror movie rules" from THIS guy. Not an old priest or a creepy undertaker...the [[TheScrappy This f*cking "video game guy".
* At the discovery of Constance's corpse:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[UptoEleven For anyone
guy.]] They should have renamed this character "Dude Who Came Out Of His Mother's Womb [[CommanderContrarian Bitching About Jonas]]" because that's really his only character trait. Sure, he'll [[HeelFaceTurn does an about face after this mission]] [[RedemptionEqualsDeath but then he'll get eaten by a shark, so who thinks Coraline is a f*cked up kids movie, let me introduce you to Monster House.]]cares?]]
* "Slow-Mo Statham Shower!"



-->'''Jenny:''' Why would he make a shrine to her if he murdered her?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, Jenny, I can give you over 2000 Lifetime Movie titles to help you with that.
* During the climatic discovery:
-->'''D.J.:''' It's her. The house is her!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Series/MyMotherTheCar My Wife, The House.]]
* When Horace gives D.J. dynamite:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Never ever ever ever EVER give explosives to kids. That is all.
* Jeremy's reaction to the characters constantly surviving:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I swear everyone is made of Teflon.

to:

-->'''Jenny:''' Why would he make a shrine to her if he murdered her?
-->'''Suyin:''' You should get dressed!
-->'''Jonas:''' That's the plan.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, Jenny, I can give you over 2000 Lifetime Movie titles Ah, nothing like a little post "colleage was eaten by a shark" flirting to help you with that.
get your morale back.
* During the climatic discovery:
-->'''D.J.:''' It's her. The house is her!
This bit:
-->'''DJ:''' [[GreenAesop These sharks have no fins!]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Series/MyMotherTheCar My Wife, That's because [[WaxingLyrical their hats]] [[Film/DeepBlueSea are like a]] [[Creator/LLCoolJ shark's fin!]] They're clearly in no condition to be wearing hats.
* "[[TakeThat
The House.Meg 4:]] [[Film/JawsTheRevenge The Revenge- This time, it's personal!]]"
* This:
-->'''Lori:''' Thank you.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution SAVE THE THANK YOUS FOR LATER! GET THE F*CK OUT OF THE WATER!!]]
* At a shot of Zhang in the water:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I will remove 100 sins if [[Film/TheBourneIdentity winds up with amnesia and discoveres he was trained by Treadstone.
]]
* When Horace gives D.J. dynamite:
This:
-->'''Jonas:''' This is the worst moment of my life!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Never ever ever ever EVER give explosives to kids. That is all.
* Jeremy's reaction to
[[TakeThat Worse than Expendables 3, Homefront or Fate of the characters constantly surviving:
Furious? Yeah, it probably is.]]
* "Why in the unholy f*ck of all f*cking f*ckdom is Suyin's daughter coming along for the ride? She doesn't even do anything stupid that saves the day."
* "I'm not saying they couldn't get all this set up and where they need to go in 20 minutes but [[ByNoIMeanYes I am saying they couldn't get all this set up and where they need to go in 20 minutes.]]"
* When the movie ends with the title card "Fin":
-->'''Jeremy:''' I swear everyone is made of Teflon.I've got 2 words for you, movie. And the first letter starts with "F" as well.



[[folder:''Mortal Engines'']]
* At the beginning of the movie, we get:
-->'''Narrator:''' 60 minutes was all it took.
-->'''Jeremy:''' If only. [[TakeThat This movie's two hours long!]]
** Immediately after this, Jeremy notes that the narration is taking place over the opening logos and wonders what to call such a phenomenon: "Logoration? Narra-Logos?".
* Later:
-->'''Narrator:''' The weaker perished and the stronger became ever more powerful.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat America.]]
* "WOW! [[WhatAnIdiot Hugo Weaving turned down Infinity War to do THIS instead?!]]"
* [[SpecialEffectFailure "I've honestly seen better CGI in the Civilisation games."]]
* Jeremy's reaction to the "deity" joke:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Honestly, there's so many different ways I can go with this sin but the fact that these [[TheScrappy little Minion f*ckers]] probably coughed up the money to get this sh*tpile made, the deity comment is actually accurate.

to:

[[folder:''Mortal Engines'']]
[[folder:''Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The Movie'']]
* At When Billy and Aisha worry that the beginning Oozemen are too many and too strong, Jeremy just busts a gut.
* He gives three sins for the creation
of the movie, we get:
-->'''Narrator:''' 60 minutes was all it took.
Tengu Warriors - one for Ooze hocking a loogie to do so, one for making him writing down and one for making him ''say it''.
* Jeremy adds 100 sins for Billy's "Talk about a splitting headache" pun.
* The Stingers for the movie:
** Ivan Ooze's growl of "Smells like... ''teenagersssss...'' is followed by Music/{{Nirvana}}'s "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
** The night shot of the Command Center has the ominous castle music from ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'' playing.
** The Rangers racing off to Phaedos side by side as streaks of light has the ''Series/ReadingRainbow'' theme playing.
** The Ninja Megazord's transformation is joined with [[Anime/{{Voltron}} "Let's go, Voltron Force!"]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Missing Link'']]
* The first sin:
-->'''Jeremy:''' If only. [[TakeThat This movie's two hours long!]]
** Immediately after this, Jeremy notes that the narration
[[NamestheSame Movie is taking place over the opening logos and wonders what to call such not a phenomenon: "Logoration? Narra-Logos?".
* Later:
-->'''Narrator:''' The weaker perished and the stronger became ever more powerful.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat America.
documentary about why there isn't a Legend of Zelda movie yet.]]
* "WOW! [[WhatAnIdiot Hugo Weaving turned down Infinity War Jeremy adds a sin for Lionel's bagpipe playing because "I used to do THIS instead?!]]"
have a neighbor that used to play modern pop songs on the bagpipe all the time. Unless you haven't heard "Sexyback" being played from Satan's bladder for the 17th time, you won't understand why I'm adding a sin here!"
* [[SpecialEffectFailure "I've honestly seen better CGI At one point, Jeremy guesses exactly what's going to happen in the Civilisation games."]]
storyline and adds a sin when it occurs, happy that he predicted it right.
* Jeremy's reaction to Jeremy sins a shot of CGI water, not for the "deity" joke:
effect itself but [[TakeThatAudience the audience expecting Laika to create stop-motion water.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Mr. Link:''' They found this creature, he's a snowman.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Honestly, there's so many different ways He wouldn't be...[[IncrediblyLamePun Abominable, would her?!]] I can go with know, that's why we're going this movie. Don't worry, we'll sin but Endgame in Hcforzisswf, so it'll be soon!
* When Mr. Link roars and causes dogs to attack their masters:
-->'''Jeremy:''' See,
the fact alpha has a frequency that these [[TheScrappy little Minion f*ckers]] probably coughed up all other creatures respond to and do its bidding. [[TakeThat Hahahahahaha, I almost kept a straight face. F*cking King of the money to get Monsters.]]
* At a shot of a horse kicking Stenk:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie came out only a month before John Wick 3 so that definitely means that [[InsaneTrollLogic it stole the horse kick death from
this sh*tpile made, the deity comment is actually accurate.movie, so therefore it's trash.]]



-->'''Vambrace:''' You're a skivy from the lower side.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hey, "skivy from the lower side" was my college girlfriend's favourite sex position!

to:

-->'''Vambrace:''' You're a skivy from the lower side.
-->'''Mr. Link:''' So, how did [[NamestheSame Mr. Fortnight]] die anyway?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hey, "skivy from [[TakeThat Probably tried teaching the lower side" was my college girlfriend's favourite sex position!yetis how to do the Orange Justice.]]
* This, if only for Jeremy's dead-inside tone of voice:
-->'''Adelina:''' What happened between you and Aldas?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Yes. Please. More backstory involving a love story. Please. How can we ever live without it?



--> '''Thaddeus:''' This is a fusion conversion cell.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ohhh.
* "She survives these chainsaws galore!"
** Immediately followed with:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Also, "chainsaws galore" is also A) the name of my Tim "The ToolMan" Taylor themed 90's metal band, B) the only sex move I could ever get my college girlfriend off with, C) [[RunningGag A spicy Albanian cola drink]] or D) the in-store name for the Home Depot hardware section.
* "Hester survives SO MUCH BULLSH*T that I'm just adding 45 sins."
* At one point, Jeremy gets so sick of the movie's terminology:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Yay, even more sh*t that we don't understand a thing about.]] Oh well, I'm sure they'll explain it in the sequels. [[StillbornFranchise Hahahahahhahaha. Sequels.]]
* When Hester and Tom narrowly avoid a moving city:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SpecialEffectFailure Dodging CGI is hard, man.]]
* When Tom catches a falling knife in midair, Jeremy makes a coughing noise while the caption reads: >Allergic to bullsh*t< .
* "The ship's still intact! It's a miracle...[[AssPull of screenplay writing!]]
* This:
-->'''Katherine:''' NILS! NOOOOOO!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Nils. No.

to:

--> '''Thaddeus:''' This is a fusion conversion cell.
-->'''Adelina:''' -Early man.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ohhh.
Kubo! Anomalisa! Sorry, thought we were naming stop motion movies that were better than this one.
* "She survives these chainsaws galore!"
** Immediately followed with:
At a shot of Mr. Link sleeping:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Also, "chainsaws galore" [[TakeThat Mr. Link is also A) currently doing what we're all probably doing at this moment, as well as the name of my Tim "The ToolMan" Taylor themed 90's metal band, B) screenwriters when they created this character and the only sex move I could ever get my college girlfriend off with, C) [[RunningGag A spicy Albanian cola drink]] or D) the in-store name for the Home Depot hardware section.
* "Hester survives SO MUCH BULLSH*T that I'm just adding 45 sins."
* At one point, Jeremy gets so sick of the movie's terminology:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Yay, even more sh*t that we don't understand a thing about.]] Oh well, I'm sure they'll explain it in the sequels. [[StillbornFranchise Hahahahahhahaha. Sequels.
studio when they greenlit this thing.]]
* When Hester and Tom narrowly avoid a moving city:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SpecialEffectFailure Dodging CGI is hard, man.]]
* When Tom catches a falling knife in midair,
Jeremy makes a coughing noise while gets extremly frustrated that the caption reads: >Allergic Yetis are said to bullsh*t< .
* "The ship's still intact! It's a miracle...[[AssPull of screenplay writing!]]
* This:
-->'''Katherine:''' NILS! NOOOOOO!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Nils. No.
be incredibly advanced but forget to put guardrails around their bridge.



-->'''Hester:''' I will kill you.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution WILL?! Just shoot him now!]]
* The last sin of the video:
-->'''Katherine:''' [[SequelHook I'm coming with you.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' Great! Who the f*ck were you again?
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Moulin Rouge'']]
* At the 20th Century Fox logo, which is featured on the opening curtains while the opening fanfare is being conducted...
-->'''Jeremy:''' This guy, like most of the cast in this movie, thinks enthusiasm is all that matters.

to:

-->'''Hester:''' I will kill you.
-->'''The Yeti Elder:''' Put them into the Inescapable Pit of Isolation and Miserable Disappointment.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution WILL?! Just shoot him now!]]
* The last sin of the video:
-->'''Katherine:''' [[SequelHook I'm coming with you.
[[TakeThat Oh, you mean into this movie.]]
* When Lord Piggot-Dunceby falls through the ice bridge:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Great! Who the f*ck were you again?
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Moulin Rouge'']]
Well, well, well. [[IncrediblyLamePun Hoisted by his own ice-barge.]]
* At the 20th Century Fox logo, which is featured on the opening curtains while the opening fanfare is Stenk's death- being conducted...
impaled on an icicle before falling off a cliff:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This guy, like most of the cast in [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids Huh. Guess this movie, thinks enthusiasm is all that matters.isn't a good kids starter film after all.]]



-->'''Narcoleptic Argentinian''': ''(singing)'' Rooooooooxanne...
-->'''Jeremy''': Movie says, "[[Music/StraightOuttaCompton F*ck]] Music/ThePolice."
* This moment during the "Elephant Love Medley" segment:
-->'''Christine:''' ''(singing)'' All you need is love...\\
'''Satine:''' ''(singing)'' Love is just a game.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Love song rap battle.
** Later, as they continue to sing...
--->'''Jeremy:''' So you went from Music/EltonJohn to Music/{{U2}} to [[Music/DavidBowie Bowie]] to... Music/DollyParton? [[DeadpanSnarker This medley is going in the wrong direction.]]
* [[RunningGag "We interrupt this lavish musical to bring you..."]]
** "...an episode of ''Series/{{Frasier}}''." (at the scene involving mistaken identity)
** "...''Film/WhenHarryMetSally''" (when Satine demands Christian tell her some poetry while rolling around in her bed erotically)
** "...''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}'', apparently." (about the old "play within a play has the same basic plot as the main play" routine)
** "...''Film/EncinoMan''." (when Zidler tells Satine of Christian, [[BreakHisHeartToSaveHim "Hurt him to save him."]])
* As Christian says what he is typing on his typewriter, Jeremy deadpans, [[FollowTheBouncingBall "If I'm going to read what he's singing, don't I deserve a little bouncy ball on the words?"]]
* When Christian types, "The woman I loved is dead," Jeremy exclaims, "Well, damn! Spoiler alert! Why should I even watch this movie now?"
** This is referenced again later on, when Satine sings softly, "If I should die...":
--->'''Jeremy:''' Well, I'd call this a sin of cheesy foreshadowing, except that the movie already told us in the first three minutes that she was gonna die, so I think it's just a sin of... boring.
* At the very end of the movie, there is a message that reads: "This story is about... TRUTH... BEAUTY...", to which Jeremy remarks, "Is this a message for the people who walked in late?"
* In response to the Duke attempting to assassinate Christian while he's on the stage...
-->"Because you can't wait until after the show to do this. The bouncers at the after-parties are really strict."
* Jeremy makes fun of Satine's name, which is only "one letter away from being named after a cracker."
* Jeremy snarking the introduction of the Moulin Rouge:
-->'''Zidler''': Outside it may be raining, but in here it's entertaining!
-->'''Jeremy''': And ''still'' raining! The Moulin Rouge doesn't have a roof.
* Two moments that are longer than they should be: first, Christian hides from the Duke...
-->'''Jeremy:''' The "Christian hides from the Duke" scene lasts about three minutes, which doesn't sound long until you endure Satine's overacting all the way through it.
** Then during the elephant scene...
--->'''Jeremy:''' The entire Elephant sequence lasts nearly 20 minutes, which doesn't sound so long until... no, wait, that's actually pretty damn long.
* In response to Satine being excited to be a real actress while being dressed by Marie, her dresser...
-->'''Jeremy:''' ''(strained voice)'' Urge... to... make snarky remark... so strong right now...

to:

-->'''Narcoleptic Argentinian''': ''(singing)'' Rooooooooxanne...
-->'''Jeremy''': Movie says, "[[Music/StraightOuttaCompton F*ck]] Music/ThePolice."
* This moment during the "Elephant Love Medley" segment:
-->'''Christine:''' ''(singing)'' All you need is love...\\
'''Satine:''' ''(singing)'' Love is just a game.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Love song rap battle.
** Later, as they continue to sing...
--->'''Jeremy:''' So you went from Music/EltonJohn to Music/{{U2}} to [[Music/DavidBowie Bowie]] to... Music/DollyParton? [[DeadpanSnarker This medley is going in the wrong direction.]]
* [[RunningGag "We interrupt this lavish musical to bring you..."]]
** "...an episode of ''Series/{{Frasier}}''." (at the scene involving mistaken identity)
** "...''Film/WhenHarryMetSally''" (when Satine demands Christian tell her some poetry while rolling around in her bed erotically)
** "...''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}'', apparently." (about the old "play within a play has the same basic plot as the main play" routine)
** "...''Film/EncinoMan''." (when Zidler tells Satine of Christian, [[BreakHisHeartToSaveHim "Hurt him to save him."]])
* As Christian says what he is typing on his typewriter, Jeremy deadpans, [[FollowTheBouncingBall "If
-->'''Adelina:''' I'm going ready to read what he's singing, don't I deserve a little bouncy ball on the words?"]]
* When Christian types, "The woman I loved is dead," Jeremy exclaims, "Well, damn! Spoiler alert! Why should I even watch this movie now?"
** This is referenced again later on, when Satine sings softly, "If I should die...":
--->'''Jeremy:''' Well, I'd call this a sin of cheesy foreshadowing, except that the movie already told us in the first three minutes that she was gonna die, so I think it's just a sin of... boring.
* At the very end of the movie, there is a message that reads: "This story is about... TRUTH... BEAUTY...", to which Jeremy remarks, "Is this a message
search for the people who walked in late?"
* In response to the Duke attempting to assassinate Christian while he's on the stage...
-->"Because you can't wait until after the show to do this. The bouncers at the after-parties are really strict."
* Jeremy makes fun of Satine's name, which is only "one letter away from being named after a cracker."
* Jeremy snarking the introduction of the Moulin Rouge:
-->'''Zidler''': Outside it may be raining, but in here it's entertaining!
-->'''Jeremy''': And ''still'' raining! The Moulin Rouge doesn't have a roof.
* Two moments that are longer than they should be: first, Christian hides from the Duke...
my own adventures.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BoxOfficeBomb I can't wait for the Missing Link universe!]]
* Immediately followed with:
-->'''Lionel:'''
The "Christian hides from the Duke" scene lasts about three minutes, which doesn't sound long until you endure Satine's overacting all the way through it.
** Then during the elephant scene...
--->'''Jeremy:''' The entire Elephant sequence lasts nearly 20 minutes, which doesn't sound so long until... no, wait, that's actually pretty damn long.
* In response to Satine being excited to be a real actress while being dressed by Marie, her dresser...
Fiji Mermaid!
-->'''Jeremy:''' ''(strained voice)'' Urge... to... make snarky remark... so strong right now...[[StillbornFranchise I can't wait for the Missing Link universe!]]



[[folder:''The Mummy'' (2017)]]
* Right off the bat, we get this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[{{Irony}} Introducing Expanded Universe logo jinxes the Expanded Universe before the first movie in the universe even starts.]]
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Quadruple pupil.]]
* During this scene:
-->'''Soldier:''' You better come take a look at- *Mummy hand rips through head*.
-->'''Jeremy:''' This should happen to everyone who says "you better come take a look at this" cliche.

to:

[[folder:''The Mummy'' (2017)]]
[[folder:''Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children'']]
* Right off the bat, we get this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[{{Irony}} Introducing Expanded Universe logo jinxes the Expanded Universe before the first movie
The opening credits reveals that this is a Creator/TimBurton film, prompting Jeremy to remark, [[TakeThat "This used to mean something."]]
** Also, when Creator/SamuelLJackson's name pops up
in the universe even starts.]]
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Quadruple pupil.]]
* During this scene:
-->'''Soldier:''' You better come
credits, Jeremy exclaims, "Goddamn, Sam, take a look at- *Mummy hand rips through head*.
-->'''Jeremy:''' This
movie off! You don't have to appear in EVERYTHING!!!"
* This:
-->'''Jake Portman:''' ''(narrating)'' Do you feel like nothing you do matters?\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat All the time, given Hollywood's remake/sequel machine. Thanks for asking!]] ''*ding*'' Also... peculiarration. ''*ding*''
* "This movie is giving me way more Film/JohnCarter flashbacks than I think it
should happen be. Maybe I just have John Carter PTSD or something."
* Jeremy thinks that younger Jake's bedroom is "the exact opposite of an orgy of evidence that this is a boy's room". After pointing out some examples of the contents of this room
to everyone who says "you better come take prove his point (i.e., dinosaurs on the lamp base, a look at this" cliche.detailed world map), he concludes:
-->"This kid either hates sports or is literally [[Series/{{Frasier}} Niles Crane]]. Or both!!"



[[folder:''Murder on the Orient Express'']]
* When Poirot recieves his eggs and complains about them:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[HurricaneofPuns If his eggs-cruciatingly eggs-agerated pursuit of eggs-elence didn't need them to be eggs-actly the same size, why did he eggs-pell the first pair of eggs by simple visual eggs-amination?]]
* Jeremy's response to one of Poirot's catchphrases:
-->'''Poirot:''' Excuse me, I am Belgian, not French.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's Belgist.]]
* A funny moment during Pilar's introduction:
-->'''Pilar:''' Sin does not agree with me.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Actually, Creator/PenelopeCruz, we like you just fine.
* After an unecessarily creepy comment from one of the passengers:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BitingTheHandHumor Someone's been reading our comment section.]]

to:

[[folder:''Murder on [[folder:''Monster House'']]
* Jeremy adds a sin during
the Orient Express'']]
* When Poirot recieves his eggs and complains about them:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[HurricaneofPuns If his eggs-cruciatingly eggs-agerated pursuit of eggs-elence didn't need them to be eggs-actly
opening logos for the same size, why did he eggs-pell the first pair of eggs by simple visual eggs-amination?]]
* Jeremy's response to one of Poirot's catchphrases:
-->'''Poirot:''' Excuse me, I am Belgian, not French.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's Belgist.
production company ImageMovers for [[TakeThat making Mars Needs Moms.]]
* A funny moment during Pilar's introduction:
-->'''Pilar:''' Sin does not agree with me.
At the beginning of the movie:
-->'''Horace:''' GET OFF MY LAWN!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Actually, Creator/PenelopeCruz, we like you just fine.
[[Film/GranTorino Clint Eastwood.]]
* After an unecessarily creepy comment from one of Jeremy's comments on the passengers:
[[UncannyValley animation style.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BitingTheHandHumor Someone's been reading our comment section.]]Ah, 2006. When CGI animation still wasn't past that "faces being terrifying as hell" stage.
* This bit:
-->'''D.J.:''' I'm a murderer.
-->'''Chowder:''' No, you're not. What you did is called manslaughter.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Chowder would be excellent at CinemaSins.]]
* At a shot of D.J's room:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Any kid that puts pictures of spiders above his bed is a spawn of Satan.
* "[[ARareSentence The babysitter's boyfriend is making out with the kid's stuffed animal."]]
* This bit:
-->'''D.J.:''' Chowder? Chowder? Hey, Chowder?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Chowder.
* When Chowder honks the horn of a excavator:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Chowder is a dick to the concept of peace and quiet.]]
* Jeremy sins Chowder's ding-dong ditch game because "it's a little bitch game that only assholes play."
* This bit:
-->'''Chowder:''' Hey, guess who I am? "Get off my lawn!"
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SelfDeprecation Jeremy from CinemaSins? Chris from CinemaSins? Barrett from CinemaSins? I give up.]]
* When Chowder attempts to escape the house:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Chowder ended up salutarion in his graduating class at the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things.]]



-->'''Pilar:''' Some things are in God's hands. It is not up to us if we survive safely or like Lucifer fall.
-->'''Jeremy:''' She's fun.
* Jeremy picking about ''every detail'' about the famous twist and why it doesn't make sense.

to:

-->'''Pilar:''' Some things are in God's hands. It is not up to us if -->'''Jenny:''' I think it's time we survive safely or like Lucifer fall.call the police.
-->'''Jeremy:''' She's fun.
[[SarcasmMode WOW, REALLY?!]]
* Jeremy picking about ''every detail'' about is not a fan of [[TheScrappy Skull]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Just FYI,
the famous twist and why it doesn't make sense.movie is getting its "horror movie rules" from THIS guy. Not an old priest or a creepy undertaker...the f*cking "video game guy".
* At the discovery of Constance's corpse:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[UptoEleven For anyone who thinks Coraline is a f*cked up kids movie, let me introduce you to Monster House.]]



--> '''Poirot:''' ''[[GratuitousFrench Allons-y]]''!
--> '''Jeremy:''' Series/DoctorWho said what now?
* When Dr. Arbuthnot (played by Leslie Odom, Jr.) fires a non-fatal gunshot:
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[Theatre/{{Hamilton}} Aaron Burr]] misses. ''*ding*''
** This moment gets funnier when you remember Burr's pre-duel confession -- he's "a terrible shot".

to:

--> '''Poirot:''' ''[[GratuitousFrench Allons-y]]''!
--> '''Jeremy:''' Series/DoctorWho said what now?
-->'''Jenny:''' Why would he make a shrine to her if he murdered her?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, Jenny, I can give you over 2000 Lifetime Movie titles to help you with that.
* During th