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Apparently we leaked onto twitter

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1.4k points · 3 years ago

You know what I really hate? When you're a 70-something man with no family whatsoever, you marry someone, get her pregnant and then die. The game ends, but MUTHAFUCKA THE CHILD IS THERE, JUST NOT BORN YET MY DYNASTY'S OVER!

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1.4k points · 3 years ago

how do you get to 70 without at least getting your sister pregnant.

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The Cannibal Crusader95 points · 3 years ago

Technically, a similar case happened in France. Louis X Capet was King of France, but died heirless in 1316, while his wife was pregnant. An interregnum regency occured and eventually the king Jean I became King (technically in CK2, this is represented by him being born before Louis's death). However he died a few days later.

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64 points · 3 years ago

Are we talking about playing as an unborn fetus?

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17 points · 3 years ago

Tell that to Alexander the Great

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What if the Real Karling was inside you all along?11 points · 3 years ago

Playing the Chief of Freyar(?) at 769 start is so frustrating for this reason. He is 69 yrs old with no heirs in the middle of the goddamn Ocean. You have to restart multiple times because he usually drops dead within a year or two. At least he can take concubines because of tribal govt.

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5 points · 3 years ago

When this happens, it causes all sorts of interesting shenanigans.

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Britannia3 points · 3 years ago

Imagine you're the next in line for the throne. You really gonna let some old hag push out the only thing stopping you from inheriting the kingdom? That bitch died a week after you did.

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Studying the stars1 point · 3 years ago
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345 points · 3 years ago

Tried to explain the game to my parents this Xmas, but kinda gave up when they didn't get why I have to seduce my daughter to ensure my lineage doesn't die.

So I quickly changed the subject to my corpse collection in Eve Online.

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121 points · 3 years ago

Wait, you're the guy selling corpses of famous players?

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10 points · 3 years ago

How do you have sex with your daughter? I've tried before but I could never get it to work.

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Remove Finland260 points · 3 years ago

Don't call it traditional marriage if it doesn't spawn inbred genius children

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144 points · 3 years ago

DON'T 👏 TALK 👏 TO 👏 ME 👏 UNLESS 👏 YOUR 👏 SON'S 👏 GOT 👏 THAT 👏 HABSBURG 👏 JAW 👏

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