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INSIDE STAR THIS WEEK 9 MAY 2016

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4 CHARLOTTE & GAZ Star’s fury over his Ex On The Beach romps 6 BEYONCé & jay z New songs hint at pain over “unfaithful” hubby 8 LUCY MECK How to get a body like hers in just four weeks 23 STEPH & JEREMY She denies violent holiday row 25 KIM & KANYE “We’re calm and happy”

14 CHLOE SIMS 26 WHERE IS THE LOVE? 28 STARS & STRIPES 31 NATASHA HAMILTON 46 TRAVEL 48 COMPETITION 49 CROSSWORD 49 HOROSCOPES 50 REVIEWS 66 THE LAST WORD

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36 STAR JUMPS The best all-in-ones 38 IT’S A WRAP Hot summer skirts 39 COOL MULES Slip into fab footwear 40 WHAT’S HOT RIGHT NOW Top high street buys 42 BEAUTY BUZZ Festival essentials 44 KAREN HARDING How the singer gets gorge

10 KATIE PRICE Reveals she didn’t want to split with Pete 12 POSER PETS The fluff guide to celeb companions 15 GEORGIA KOUSOULOU Says she’s waiting for Tommy to propose 18 SOPHIE & RICCI Geordie faves give us the goss on new series 20 AARON CHALMERS Admits he’s not really in love with Marnie 22 MARK WRIGHT Solo partying sparks talk of marriage woes 24 BRITNEY SPEARS Accused of abusing drugs by ex manager 27 PIERS MORGAN On scary women 32 TIFFANY & LUCY WATSON MIC sisters in battle of the bodies 33 ANGELINA JOLIE New health fears for “gaunt” actress

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‘I’M DONE WITH GARY’S EXCUSES’ The Geordie girl is distraught as her boyfriend is accused of sleeping with three models on Ex On The Beach

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harlotte Crosby vowed to unleash “World War Three” if she caught on-off boyfriend Gary Beadle cheating – and last week she did just that. Despite telling the Geordie girl that he wouldn’t hook up with anyone when he filmed Ex On The Beach, it emerged last week that Gaz, 28, had sex with three girls, sleeping with tattooed glamour model Jemma Lucy and having a threesome with Olivia Walsh and Charlotte Dawson, daughter of the late comedy legend Les. Charlotte, 25, was distraught at the news, having previously told Star she was “pissed off” that he was doing the sex-heavy show, and she made her feelings clear on social media. “Start ignoring the people who threaten your joy. Literally, ignore them. Say nothing. Don’t invite any parts of them into your space,” she tweeted. She also aimed a dig at Gary, saying, “He always got dem f**king excuses.” But he hit back, “2 sides to every story remember that… I have found out a lot of important stuff over the last few weeks. I’ll explain all son.” Jemma, 28, who was swamped by angry messages from Char’s fans, posted, “No one knows f**k all stop tweeting me getting boringggggggg u bunch of lolz.”

Gary has also cheated in the past

Charlotte admitted last week that she’s now seen Gaz for “who he really is”. Opening up about her heartbreak, she added, “I thought maybe it was going somewhere. We’d spent quite a lot of time together and we’d had conversations where he had led me to believe that nothing was going to happen. “I’m going to stay well away, I don’t want much to do with it at all. I really don’t want to be associated with the situation because I’m quite embarrassed.” A source says, “What’s making it worse for Charlotte is that she knows Gary and Jemma’s romp will be aired on TV later this year and she won’t be able to avoid it. She is very upset and angry with him right now.” Charlotte is so distressed she is even considering quitting Geordie Shore, as she revealed in Star three weeks ago. “If he comes out of Ex On The Beach and says nothing happened, I’ll be honest and say, ‘I want to be in a relationship with you.’ If he makes a mug of me or hurts me, I will have to leave [Geordie Shore],” she told us. Another insider close to Charlotte tells Star she needs time to calm down and think about her future with the MTV show – and Gary. “Charlotte threatening to leave was a knee-jerk reaction to finding out about Gary and the

She posted this pic of her partying through the pain with friends

other women,” the friend says. “She is devastated about it all. “In her head, the only way she Charlotte’s can get rid boozy night out of him is by leaving Geordie Shore, because they always end up going back to each other when they’re filming. “But she does hope to come back after this has all calmed down. Right now, no one wants to rock the boat. Charlotte’s really upset, so everyone is just leaving her to get over this.” However, despite Charlotte declaring that she wants nothing more to do with Gary, friends say she just can’t stay away. Her close pal and former co-star Sophie Kasaei, 26, tells Star, “Gary has this hold over Char that I don’t think any other boy has. He can do anything bad and she will always forgive him. But he’ll always hurt her.” However, she doesn’t think

Charlotte will walk away from Geordie Shore. “She’s attentionseeking,” Sophie adds. “Yes, it’s hard for her living in the house with Gary, but I think she will stay with the show until the end.” Charlotte spent last week drowning her sorrows with girlfriends in a bid to get over her distress. Posting snaps of a night out, she wrote, “My friends make me smile.” She also tweeted, “Let’s get drunk and make bad decisions.” Seemingly to get back at Gaz, she was also seen kissing a mystery man in Sunderland club Independent. She later posted, “Last night I got SMASHED. Obliterated. I don’t even think I was on this earth.... SOZZZZ ABOUT MEEEE.” Her co-star Marnie Simpson, 24, explains, “Gary has affected her confidence and I don’t know why Charlotte got involved with him. He’s definitely manipulative. “She can do a million times better and I think on every level she’s just far too good for him.” We certainly agree, Marnie. Q KATIE KEEGAN

WHO IS JEMMA LUCY? She’s been causing trouble on TV since she was a teenager. Then known as Jemma Henley, her first brush with notoriety was on Channel 4’s Brat Camp in 2005. Her parents ordered her on to the show after she was caught shoplifting and expelled from five schools. She was obsessed with Katie Price and had an image of her idol inked on her arm when she was 19. She competed for a modelling contract on Katie’s TV show Signed in 2011 and they became pals – but then Jemma sold

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stories about Katie’s private life and branded her “vile”. Yep, that can spoil a friendship. She admitted to having a three-month affair with footballer Ashley Cole after his split from Cheryl, saying, “He was very passionate, caring and the sex was beyond my wildest dreams.” She’s also rumoured to have bedded Kanye West before he hooked up with Kim Kardashian. The model made her Ex On The Beach debut last year, gifting the show its first same-sex scene when she hooked up with her

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former fling Laura Summers. Less groundbreakingly, she also had sex with former TOWIE star Kirk Norcross. Jemma was in the news again this year when she was pictured snorting a suspicious-looking white powder in the back of a taxi. Q

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n the opening night cheated on her mum Tina, 62, of her Formation and has two love children Nixon, tour in Miami last seven, and Koi, six. week, Beyoncé paid However, it is the lyrics on tribute to her “beautiful husband” Sorry, where the 34-year-old hints Jay Z, adding, “I love you so at another woman, “He better much.” But it did little to stifle call Becky with the good hair,” the gossip that he cheated that have got everyone talking. on her with “Becky with Fans guessed it was aimed at the good hair” – a lyric Rachel Roy, 42, who was linked to from Bey’s new album Jay Z back in 2014. And the fashion Lemonade. designer, who was previously She finally broke her married to Jay Z’s pal Damon Dash, silence about rumours did little to quell speculation when of husband Jay Z’s she echoed Bey’s lyric in a post infidelity in spectacular that read, “Good hair don’t care.” fashion, spelling out However, when Bey’s personal details fans hit back, Rachel on several new deleted the post, tracks. explaining, “[It] was On Don’t meant to be fun Hurt Yourself, and lighthearted. It Bey sings, was misunderstood “This is your as something other The couple wed final warning, you than that. There is no in 2008 know I give you life, validity to the idea the if you try this shit again, song references me. There you gon lose your wife.” is no truth to the rumours.” On Lemonade, she Rachel is believed to be the says, “You remind cause of the infamous altercation me of my father, at the Met Gala in 2014, in which a magician. Able Bey’s sister Solange Knowles, 29, to exist in two attacked 46-year-old Jay Z places at once. in a lift. Earlier in the In the tradition of evening, Solange had men in my blood shouted at Rachel, you come home at allegedly over 3am and lie to rumours she had me.” Her dad cheated with Jay Z. Mathew As the storm Knowles, 64, around her famously grew last

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S REVENGE AT’ JAY Z week, Rachel cancelled an appearance in New York, citing a “personal emergency”. But she isn’t the only girl in the frame – Jay Z’s former protégé Rita Ora was also drawn into the drama. The 25-year-old was linked to Jay Z when she signed to his Roc Nation label in 2008. Rita has always denied rumours of a romance, once furiously telling a radio DJ, “That’s straight up disrespect. You can’t even go there,” when Rita posted this he asked if she and snap of herself the rapper were “boinking”. Yet days before Bey wore a Gucci outfit in her Formation video Lemonade dropped, Rita Snapchatted herself in a lemon-embossed bra and what appeared to be a letter ‘J’ necklace. She further fuelled the gossip by stepping out in the same Gucci outfit worn by Beyoncé in the video for Formation, in which she sings, “You know you that bitch when you cause all this conversation. Always stay gracious, best out and is talking about it,” revenge is your paper.” the insider said. Rita also shared a poster for However, her estranged 1973 film Ash Wednesday, which father Mathew was more is about a woman worried her cautious, saying, “There’s husband is losing interest in her. no way that we can get However, as speculation grew, into the mind of Beyoncé. Rita tweeted, “I never usually Only Beyoncé can address tabloid gossip but let answer specifically who me be clear, these rumours are she was talking to.” false. I have nothing but the Her former utmost respect for Beyoncé. Let’s continue enjoying Lemonade.” bandmate Kelly Beyoncé’s family is showing Rowland added, “She’s their support. Mum Tina posted just so transparent and on Instagram, “No matter what it’s beautiful music. I’m you’ve gone thru in life you very proud of her.” can always come out on the Whether it’s all other side!” creative licence or And a source close to Beyoncé is sharing her Solange says she was “thrilled” own heartache with the her sister has finally opened world, one thing is for up. “She hates that Beyoncé certain – you don’t mess with has lived with pain and is really Queen Bey. Q happy that she’s finally broken KAREN DUNN

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ormer TOWIE star Lucy Mecklenburgh has a figure to die for, and she says that with a bit of hard work and dedication, you can lose weight and tone up in time for the beach too. On her new Results With Lucy Beach Body Plan, you can lose up to a stone on either a four or six-week programme. The plan includes recipes, workout videos and even an eating out guide – which sounds so good, we couldn’t wait to find out more. We caught up with the 24-year-old fitness guru to find out exactly what the plan entails, how she gets beach ready and her top diet and fitness tips.

TRAIN HARD If you want results in four to six weeks, you need to train at least four times a week. My workouts can be done on an exercise mat, so they’re easy to do at home. My plan involves lots of high-intensity training, which means 30-45 seconds of each exercise with rest periods in between. It keeps your motivation up, you don’t get bored and you can give it your all for that short time. There’s a lot of Pilates and cardio work, too.

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My favourite exercise for legs and bum are squats – jumping squats or moving your legs in different positions in squats. This

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It takes hard work to shape up

Lucy Mecklenburgh reveals the healthy way to shape up for summer is also a good cardio workout. For abs, it’s all about planking. But you’re not just holding the plank position, you’re moving your legs from side to side and up and down too. For arms I do press-ups, even though I really hate them! If you can’t manage a full press-up, do it on your knees until you build up your strength.

MIX IT UP If you do the same class or workout every week, your body is going to get used to it. My Results With Lucy workouts are different every session, because you need to target different muscles each time. My personal trainer Cecilia Harris is crazy and keeps you motivated.

EAT WELL

hummus and fruit. And I always make sure that I have a bottle of water in my bag.

THE CARB MYTH There are no processed foods or refined carbs on the plan and sugar is definitely reduced. But complex carbs, such as potatoes and lentils, are really important. If you’re training four times a week, you need them to keep your energy levels up.

EATING OUT

It was really important for me to include an eating out guide, because sometimes restaurants make something sound healthy, but it could be laden with highcalorie sauces or hidden fats. My eating out guide tells you what’s best to choose in your favourite cafés and restaurants, dishes to avoid and things that are fine in Tasty meals are moderation. part of the plan

You don’t have to eat lettuce and soup every day. Eating lots of protein will not only help you get lean before putting on a bikini, but you’ll feel fuller for longer too. There are over 400 recipes to choose from in my plan, so you can switch up meals if there’s something you don’t like. A typical day’s menu would be oat porridge with strawberries for breakfast, my favourite grilled cherry tomatoes and feta cheese on rye bread for lunch and a delicious turkey and chickpea Thai green curry for dinner.

TREAT TIME Snacking a couple of times a day is fine. On the plan, we’ll give you a kick-start guide, which tells you the healthy snacks to always have with you. I love almonds, olives,

BEAT THE BLOAT Before going on holiday, drink plenty of water and herbal teas. Keeping hydrated is really important to beat hunger and prevent bloating.

YOU CAN CHEAT! So what if you’ve eaten an entire chocolate bar? Get over it! You’re going to train tomorrow, so don’t let it ruin your day. If you’ve had something unhealthy for your breakfast, don’t think, “Well, now I might as well eat loads more crap today.” Just move on, have a healthy lunch and work extra hard on your next gym session. Don’t stress as it will make you more anxious and more likely to give up.

Lucy’s proud of her abs

FINAL PREP I also always exfoliate, get a nice pedicure and give my hair a good conditioning treatment before going away so I look my best in a bikini.

STAYING HEALTHY ABROAD I have a holiday workout guide, so you can do tenminute mini sessions in your hotel room as no one wants to spend an hour exercising when they’re away. But if you don’t want to stick to the plan while you’re enjoying the sun, it’s not a big deal. Enjoy yourself – you’re on holiday and you’ve earned it! Q ROBYN MORRIS The Beach Body & Beach Body Plus Plans are available at resultswithlucy.com

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hen it comes to camera. I wouldn’t mind having my making an entrance, own show, like Ant and Dec. Katie Price never Katie, you stopped the kids fails to make our appearing on TV for a while. What jaws hit the floor. And she did it made you change your mind? again last week when, dressed as Their dad [Peter Andre] continued a unicorn and with a pink horse in to use them in reality shows, but tow, she launched her new TV show they were starting school and Katie Price’s Pony Club. I wanted them to join as kids and Pricey, 37, was joined by hubby not have people make friends with Kieran Hayler and her children them because they knew who they Junior and Princess, all wearing were. But it was out of my control. matching unicorn costumes. An Now they’re old enough to say if embarrassed-looking Kieran they want to do it. They get paid warned, “I’m not sure you’re ready for it. They get a nice bank balance. for this,” as he clip-clopped in with Did you ask Pete’s permission Junior, ten, and Princess, eight. for this? Katie, who recently I wouldn’t do something as big came under fire for as this unless he agreed. I’m Katie came under fire shaving hearts into a sure he’ll watch the show. for clipping her horse horse’s coat, reveals Are you a pushy why she is allowing parent, Katie? TV cameras back No! into her life… J: Erm… K: What?! I’m actually Hi Katie! Are you not a pushy parent, Junior! excited to be back But if you fall off a horse, on TV? you should always get back on. It’s the first time I’ve taught Would you like to do a show like children to ride at a pony club. I’ll Keeping Up With The Kardashians? probably get criticised for it, but I’d love to. I’ve done reality TV for it’s all about having fun and it’s an over ten years and there’s so much amazing experience for the kids. going on in my house – I’ve got five Are you worried about letting the kids, a new husband and over 200 cameras back into your home life? animals. It’s a madhouse! I’m never worried! It’s good because How do you respond to criticisms it will show Kieran isn’t henpecked, about you clipping your horses? like people think. People will be Those people obviously have no surprised – it’s the other way round! idea about horses, as they’re all Aren’t Princess and Junior a bit clipped. I didn’t do those hearts too young to be on camera? – they were done professionally. They’ve been on TV since they were I’d never harm an animal. Q in my belly. It’s normal to them. What KATIE KEEGAN do you say about that, Junior? Katie Price’s Pony Club will air this Junior: I’m more interested in it summer on TLC than my mum. I love being on

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Katie didn’t want to divorce Pete

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‘I should be with Pete’ The Loose Women star is still pining for her ex – and blames meddlers for ruining their future together

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even years on from their break-up, Katie Price has admitted that she wishes things had never turned sour with Peter Andre. The 37-year-old, who is now married to Kieran Hayler, 29, made the shock confession last week. Speaking on Loose Women she said, “I didn’t want to divorce him. I wanted to be with him. “We’ve never sat down and spoken about it because certain people got involved and wouldn’t allow it – controlling the situation. “I know damn well that if there weren’t certain people in the situation at the time, we would have made up and got along with it. We would be together now. “It doesn’t matter now, I’m happily married. The kids love Kieran and Emily, and they get love from both of us.” However, she added ruefully, “Ideally, I would want to be oldfashioned and stay with the same parent, but it hasn’t worked out that way.”

Katie and Peter, 43, who met in the I’m A Celeb jungle in 2004 and married the following year, recently buried the hatchet for the sake of their children, Junior, ten, and Princess, eight, after being at war with each other following their surprise split in 2009. Pete, who also has two-yearold daughter Amelia with his new wife Emily MacDonagh, 26, recently gushed about their

The family at Pete’s gig

re-established friendship after Katie took Kieran and the children to one of his gigs. “This is progress and I’m really happy that she and Kieran came along and the whole family was there,” he said. “It was great for the kids to see us getting on and just goes to show we’re moving forward.” Last month, Katie admitted

Katie says her kids love Emily

that she would love for herself and Pete to take host Laura Whitmore’s job on I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here Now! “I would sooo present this, how cool if me and Pete did it,” she tweeted, later adding, “A deal’s a deal.” Now that’s something we would love to see… Q ROBYN MORRIS

KATIE’S PARENTING UNDER FIRE – AGAIN! Katie was criticised again last week when she posted a picture of 20-month-old daughter Bunny glugging juice, with fans saying it could damage the tot’s teeth. One wrote, “Rots their teeth!” Another added, “It is a well known fact that juice given in a bottle with a teat does encourage tooth decay and babies from six months onwards are encouraged to be given milk/juice from a beaker.”

Hitting back, Katie commented on the photograph, “My kids are very happy and healthy and I’m sure I know what I’m doing after having 5 kids.” In the past, the Loose Women panellist has been trolled for piercing Bunny’s ears and allowing eight-year-old Princess to wear make-up and straighten her hair, and for Photoshopping pictures of Junior posted online. Q

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K WAFFLE FLAC back Caroline’s cat loves kicking and watching telly. “If anyone let else’s cat watches TV like this ting me know,” she said. “I’m star to get freaked out.” Us too!

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PASTA ALLEN “The only way to wear fur,” joked Lily, posing with puppy Pasta on her head.


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I went to two swimwear launches this week – for Boux Avenue and then for Georgia’s new range, where I ca up with the TOWIE lot. It really ught got me in the mood for summer – I’ve had enough of the cold! Sunday Danielle’s birthday, so we went was for a boozy brunch at the iconic Gherkin building in London. What a week!

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Arg’s sister Natasha has been accused of cheating in the London Marathon, but I doubt she did. The important thing is that she raised money for charity, so we should congratulate her. I admire anyone who runs even part of the race. I struggle to run upstairs!

I’ve got Summer body envy

Madison loves her new kitten, Belle. She’s so cute, you just can’t stop looking at her. The only problem is that she hasn’t learnt to put her claws away yet and she pounces, so Madison’s a bit wary around her. But she’s slowly getting better and Madison loves her new pet to bits.

Joey’s all grown up

Marathon madness

I haven’t spoken to Chloe since her split from Jake, but she seems really happy. She’s just back from an Ibiza holiday with Jess Wright and they both looked fantastic in their swimsuits – they’ve got their summer bodies sorted! Hopefully I’ll catch up with them soon.

My cousin is doing another series of Educating Joey Essex, which I’m so excited about. I’d love to do an episode with him because he’s hilarious and so fun to be around. When we caught up for Madison’s birthday he was in really high spirits. He moved into an amazing new house a few months back and he’s still decorating. He seems really grown-up these days.

Don’t quit, Charlotte!

I wasn’t surprised to hear Gaz Beadle cheated on Charlotte Crosby in Ex On The Beach – he’s done it before. But I was shocked she said she might leave Geordie Shore over it. She shouldn’t give up her career because of him. I’d miss her. She’s brilliant and shouldn’t let a guy push her out.

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‘Tommy knows which ring to buy me’ TOWIE’s Georgia Kousoulou says they’re already planning children

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here’s no denying that Georgia Kousoulou and Tommy Mallet are totally smitten with each other. The TOWIE pair have only been dating for 18 months, but they are already talking about getting married and having children. When we catch up with Georgia, 24, she tells us she’s chosen her engagement ring and is just waiting for Tommy, 23, to pop the question! Hi Georgia! How’s the househunting going? We’ve found so many places, but they go so quickly. We had one in Brentwood, but it fell through at the last minute. It’s been such bad luck. I’m sure we’ll find somewhere by the end of the summer. Are you worried living together will test your relationship? We never spend a night away from each other, so it’s no different. I’ll probably moan about little things like toothpaste and toilet paper. Are you expecting Tommy to pop the question soon? We talk about it all the time. He plans my life for me. He’ll say, “We’ll get engaged, then we’ll have two kids by next year.” I’m like, “It doesn’t work like that!” He wants everything now. Is it scary that everything is happening so quickly? It is a bit nerve-racking. You’re growing up and things are changing, but I’m excited for that part of my life to happen. I’m not in any rush to have children, though. What sort of ring would you like? I caught Tommy looking at jewellery on Instagram. I said, “Which ring would you pick for me?” Out of the whole page, he chose the two I would have picked. I don’t have to worry, he’s got it sussed.

Are you feeling bikini-body ready? Unless you’re a Victoria’s Secret model, no girl would say they’re totally ready. I train and I feel confident, but The couple are keen to settle down you can always look better, can’t you? How do you keep in shape? I’ve got a personal trainer and he changes things every day so it never gets boring. One day I do cardio, the next it’s weights, then we go running or spinning. I started seeing results and it becomes a bit addictive when you see your body changing. What’s your favourite part of your body? It’s good to have long legs. When I was younger I’d hide them because girls at school took the piss out of me. Now I think you should embrace what you’ve got and feel confident. Tell us about your new Summer Dreams swimwear range… I never wanted to do a fashion line, but I’ve really thought about what I wanted for swimwear and got together a collection. A few pieces are even handmade. I wanted to do something no one else does. ■ DAISY JORDAN

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Modelling a bikini from her collection

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My first ever proper girls’ holiday was last year in Ibiza. It was so nice just being all together, getting drunk and loving life.

I had worn a bikini every day on holiday, then one day I wore a swimsuit and got papped with the worst tan lines ever!

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I was sunbathing in Ibiza and wearing bikini bottoms that were too big. I got up to get a drink and they fell down! All the barmen saw me and laughed – I couldn’t look at them again all holiday!

When we were in Barcelona, Tommy’s bag got stolen from under my chair while I was sunbathing. It had our passports and money inside, so it ruined our holiday. ■

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el C declared she won’t put her famous trackie back on, ruling herself out of the much anticipated Spice Girls 20th anniversary reunion. Like Posh, who refused to join the girls on stage to celebrate two decades since the release of Wannabe, the 42-year-old wants to focus on “serious music” and has pulled out of talks. “She loves the girls but it didn’t feel

right for her to reunite with them at the moment, due to other priorities,” says a source. “It was a bit of a problem that Victoria Beckham made it clear she wasn’t going to be part of the reunion.” However, Mel B, 40, Geri Horner, 43, and Emma Bunton, 40, are still keen to continue as a trio, and there are even rumours of a talent show to recruit two new members. Where do we sign up?!

Supermodel Naomi Campbell has appeared in pretty much every catwalk show and fashion magazine on the planet. However, the feisty 45-year-old has never been a Victoria’s Secret Angel. In true diva style, the model insists the reason she’s never been picked is because the lingerie brand “simply couldn’t afford” her. As she earned over £31 million last year and her new coffee table book costs £1,220, we believe her!

Naomi ‘The Angels can’t afford me!’

Mel B, Geri and Emma may perform as a trio

Trooping the colour As we predicted, Prince William, 33, and Prince Harry, 31, used their time on the set of C-3PO shows the princes how the new Star Wars film to secretly it’s done film cameos as stormtroopers. A source reveals, “The princes dressed up in full stormtrooper gear and filmed a scene in which Rey and Finn infiltrate a secret base.” May the force be with them! WORDS: KAREN DUNN; DAISY JORDAN; KATIE KEEGAN. TRENDING: ROBYN MORRIS PHOTOS: GETTY IMAGES; PLANET PHOTOS; WENN


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Forget designer clothes or fancy holidays – Chanelle Hayes blows her dollars on doughnuts. The former Big Brother star, 28, made the confession while being grilled about her 6st weight gain. While the mum-of-one admitted she’s been hankering after a fitness DVD deal, she joked, “With the amount of money I’ve spent on pizzas and doughnuts, even if I did make a DVD, I don’t think I could break even.”

Chloe Madeley has admitted that she went under the knife to get her nose “fixed”. The daughter of daytime telly legends Richard Madeley and Judy Finnigan revealed her new look on Instagram last week, after fans speculated that she looked different. Fitness fanatic Chloe, 28, wrote, “When I was a teenager I broke my nose. A couple of years ago I broke it again haha... I FINALLY got it fixed. I didn’t say anything because it’s still healing and to me it’s not a big deal.”

First Posh and Becks moved into Beckingham Palace. Now the Queen could go to the power couple for a loan! Brand Beckham’s fortune is estimated at £508 million and rising – while Her Majesty’s wealth is a mere £340 million. David, 41, and Victoria, 42, have made up to £40 million a year since becoming a couple, mainly from David’s football-related earnings and Vic’s fashion empire. Lizzie has a bit of catching up to do…

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Celebs including Emma Bunton, Alesha Dixon, Rylan Clark and Kate Moss will appear in the Absolutely Fabulous film, sweetie darling.

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STOP PRESS! STOP PRESS! STOP PRESS! STOP PRESS! STOP PRESS! STOP PRESS! OLast year’s Great British Bake Off winner Nadiya Hussain has landed her very own cooking TV show, brilliantly named The Chronicles Of Nadiya! Bring on the cake… OGogglebox star Scarlett Moffatt is set to release

a fitness DVD after being approached by the company that launched Charlotte Crosby and Vicky Pattison’s bestsellers. OExes Zayn Malik and Perrie Edwards will come face to face at the Capital Summertime Ball with Vodafone, as

the 1D star and Perrie’s band Little Mix are both confirmed to perform. Awks! OAyda Field has revealed husband Robbie Williams has suffered suicidal thoughts. “There was a moment in his life when he thought life would end and he couldn’t exist any further,” she said.

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‘We’re b more tr T he original cast members of Geordie Shore are squaring up against the new lot to mark the show’s fifth birthday. Among the big names returning to our screens are Sophie Kasaei, 26, and Ricci Guarnaccio, 29. Since leaving the show, Sophie has been running Geordie Tours for fans, while Ricci has found fame Down Under, hosting Australia’s Ultimate Worldie with ex Pussycat Doll Melody Thornton. Ricci is single, while Sophie is still with long-term boyfriend Joel Corry – and she’s still the shoulder to cry on for bestie Charlotte Crosby, after her latest fallout with Gaz Beadle. We chat to the pair to get the goss from the new series…

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Hi guys! What can we expect from the reunion show? Sophie: It’s going to be one hell of a big one. The newbies were like us in the old days – they didn’t give a shit and would get drunk, argue and fight. It was absolute mayhem. Ricci: With twice as many of us in the house, there were twice as many arguments. This is definitely the best experience I’ve had doing the show. It was quite emotional as I never thought we’d get everyone together again. Were you nervous going back? S: I was absolutely shitting myself. The day I went in, my bumhole was literally so big that poo was going to come out. w I was concerned about how I was going to look. h Why? W S: I was like, “Am I going S tto look fat on TV again?” The girls are looking T aamazing at the minute. I was concerned about my appearance. m Ricci, you were in a relationship when


ack – and causing ouble than ever!’ Geordie Shore’s Sophie Kasaei and Ricci Guarnaccio talk about keeping up with the newbies

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R: For me, I found it better that she wasn’t there, especially after the dramas I had with her on Ex On The Beach. I didn’t want my time in the house ruined again. What do you make of the rumours about Vicky and Mario Falcone dating? R: I honestly don’t care! S: Vicky’s got this thing where she can just look at a boy and he’ll fall in love with her. How is Charlotte after hearing that Gaz Beadle slept around in Ex On The Beach? S: She’ll always take him back. No matter how many girlfriends he gets, he’ll always want Charlotte. It’s hard for them. The public wants them to be together, but it’s just not the right time yet. R: There needs to be a cut-off point. They’re both getting older! But at the same time, no one knows how they’re feeling. Will Charlotte quit the show? S: It’s probably hard for her to live with Gary. But she’s got her girls in the house and I think if Best drunken moment… S: The first night in the hot tub with Charlotte, falling over. R: Sophie pouring water over my head in a cab because I needed the toilet and she was ttrying to make me piss myself! The worst hangover… T S: Every day in Geordie Shore S was the worst hangover. When w yyou wake up, there’s a camera iin your face as soon as you ope n yyour eyes. R: I’m lucky that I don’t really get hangovers. I just eat load s tthe next day.

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I were back for good, d she h would ld never leave in a million years. Ricci, do you see yourself staying in Australia permanently? R: Yes, I’m loving life Down Under. I’m in Australia for good now. The weather, the people – it’s paradise. Whenever I’m in England, I’m thinking about getting back to Australia. The Aussie fans are die-hard too. It’s on another level, compared to the UK. n GEMMA McCARTnEy & KATIE KEEGAn Geordie Shore: Big Birthday Battle starts 10 May at 10pm on MTV Best hook-up… R: I don’t think there was one . S: Giving the DJ a BJ. The worst hook-up… S: Spotting chlamydia while having sex. R: I’m going to have to say Vicky, aren’t I?! The most cringe moment… R: When I announced that Vicky and I were going out to a room full of people at a party. Luckily the mic I used wasn’t actually turned on. S: Everything we do is cringey , but it’s a good laugh. n

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you went into the house. What taking it from them. I had a taste happened there? of what it’s like to be back. R: I’m not with that girl now. I was R: The door is open, but I’ve put a good boy while I was in there, closure on Geordie Shore now. though. I didn’t go in to try to pull. Was it challenging? You’ll see what went down… R: Not really, not compared to the S: I’ve never been in the house pressure of having a relationship when so many of the cast are in the house, like I did with Vicky getting with each other. It was Pattison. There was no one to really incestuous. argue with this time! Did you fancy any of the new Sophie, did you miss Joel girls, Ricci? while you were filming? R: I didn’t fancy any of them, S: I’d spent so much time with to be honest. You’ll see him, I was excited to one of the new girls get away from him! chases after me How is your a bit. I see relationship? the original S: Years ago girls, like everyone Sophie and said, “They Charlotte, as won’t last, sisters now. he’s using Were you her.” But apprehensive I wasn’t in Sophie and Joel are about seeing the show for a still going strong anyone? good few years – R: No, I get along I didn’t have money, with everyone. I didn’t have fame, so why S: Marnie Simpson was hard for was he with us? We’re the longestme, because she’s my cousin. The lasting couple on Geordie Shore. last time I was on the show, we Were you disappointed Vicky argued a lot. It was hell. didn’t come back? Did the experience make you S: Of course. Vicky’s an original want to come back permanently? and I’d have loved to have had all S: Yes – 100 per cent! It’s like the originals together. Vicky was giving a baby a dummy and then always closer to her own friends.


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‘Marnie’s a nightmare – I love her’ Geordie Shore’s Aaron Chalmerss opens up about his complicated relationship with his co-star

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aron Chalmers and Marnie Simpson worked. It’s not just you in the relationship, you’ve have been on and off pretty much also got people on Twitter and Instagram and since the moment they met in the everything you do is talked about. Geordie Shore house. How did you feel when she went on a date with It seemed as though the pair were set Jordan Davies? to make their relationship official when That’s a touchy subject. I cancelled an Marnie, 24, admitted she was in love aappearance, sent her flowers and with Aaron – and he said he felt the booked a restaurant as a surprise. b same way. But when we catch up Then she said she was going out with T with the tattooed reality star, him. I know not to surprise her again. he confesses that he didn’t She says they’re just friends… S mean it. Ouch! I wonder how she’d feel if I had a date Marnie with Here, the 28-year-old tells us how with a girl who was “just a friend”? w rumoured girlfriend he really feels about his co-star and Do you see him as a threat? D natalie Phillips what he thinks about her recent [[Laughs] Hell no! revelation that she’s bisexual… How did you feel about Marnie revealing that she’s bisexual? Hi Aaron! What’s going on with you and Marnie? Kyle was like, “Why don’t you take her on the pull When she told me she loved me I was like, “What with you?!” But Marnie is not pulling anyone while the f**k?” I wouldn’t say I’m in love with her, but I’m standing there, boys or girls. I love her to bits. We were getting serious, then Will you watch Scotty T’s cameo in Neighbours? it died off again because of our schedules outside It’s going to be hilarious. People see us fight, but Geordie Shore. It’s hard to juggle training, work we talk every day. I’m buzzing for him. I love him. and Marnie, but we speak every day. Why do you think Geordie lads are such a hit What attracts you to her? with Aussie girls? Marnie is beautiful, so that helps, but she’s also one I don’t know, but I’m not of my best friends. I can chat to her about anything. complaining. If you think it’s Is she girlfriend material? easy to pull in England, then Of course! Everyone knows Marnie is a nightmare, it’s easy-easy in Australia! n but I adore her. If it’s meant to be it will be. I’m not DAISy JorDAn going to push it. Do you worry about having a relationship on TV? Geordie Shore is on Tuesdays She says she’s in None of the Geordie Shore relationships has ever at 10pm on MTV love with Aaron

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is wife Michelle Keegan has been away filming for almost two months, and as if to prove that he’s not moping around, Mark Wright has been hitting the town with the boys. He’s even partied with notorious shagger Scott Timlin! Mark, 29, and Michelle, 28, are nearing their first wedding anniversary this month, but they have been stung by rumours all is not well in their marriage. Fans have been questioning if they are still together, with one commenting on a snap of Mark on yet another boys’ night out, “Where’s your wife? Kinda worried about you.” Another added, “I think him and Michelle are heading for the divorce courts. Not so much as a mention or picture in a long time. It’s starting g to look Mark’s been partying with the boys

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obvious, gorgeous couple it’s a pity if it’s true. Doesn’t help that your wife is working away with a load of fit blokes.” The TV presenter also had fans gossiping when he posted the quote, “In the end, we only regret the chances we didn’t take,” with one follower asking, “Is everything alright with Michelle?” Mark’s done little to silence the rumours. Instead, he’s been hitting the bars of Essex and even went clubbing with Scotty T in Manchester. It’s a huge shift from a few weeks ago, when he admitted that while his wife’s been away, he’s stayed home watching romcoms and snuggling with their dogs. Rumours that they’re on the rocks began circulating last month when Mark went to visit Michelle in South Africa, where she’s filming BBC drama Our Girl, but failed to post a single photo of them together. Instead, Mark shared snaps of himself working out and spending time with his mum and dad, Mark Snr and Carol, and Michelle’s brother Andrew Keegan. In fact, the couple have barely mentioned each other on social media for nearly four months – a far cry from last year, when they declared their undying love for each other almost on a daily basis. We hope they can get back on track once Michelle has returned from filming. Reps for Mark and Michelle declined to comment. n karen dunn

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tephanie Davis and Jeremy McConnell’s relationship has hit the headlines once again, with reports that police were called to their villa in Cape Verde when a booze-fuelled argument turned nasty. Jeremy, 26, allegedly needed six stitches following a bust-up

during their getaway to the idyllic island. But Stephanie, 23, denies any claims of a violent row. She posted on Friday, “Jeremy did NOT have 6 stitches. He did NOT go to hospital. We did NOT have a blazing row. He has never hurt me or laid a finger on me. I’m sick of people trying to split us up. Me and Jeremy are very much in love and are happy.” The rumours began when a source at the resort said the ccouple had a violent fight. “They were both screaming Things started well on the idyllic isle

Loved-up before the holiday

foul language,” the insider claims. “When the hotel’s security came to the room, Stephanie verbally attacked them too and they had to call police to calm things down.” Another guest claimed she witnessed jealous behaviour between the pair, saying, “These two men stood near us and Jez shouted at Steph, ‘You were f**king looking at them,’ even though she didn’t seem to notice them. He flipped. He turned into a horrible person. It was out of nowhere.” The pair were in good spirits when they arrived, with 23-yearold Steph sharing a snap of the coastline, writing, “So so happy!!!!! The best place. Just WOW... so so so so happy,” and Jez showing off with a picture by the pool. However, after the first day on the island, which lies off the north-west coast of Africa, the couple – who usually post every

aspect of their relationship on social media – went silent. Steph and Jeremy, who met in the Celebrity Big Brother house in January, have had a turbulent relationship from the start. Despite being together for less than four months, they’ve split up and reunited three times afterJez admitted cheating with two other women. Steph was accused of hitting the model when he was seen with a black eye, although they later explained his injury was caused by a “low life” throwing a bottle. Jez was hospitalised after a panic attack on a night out last month, while the former Hollyoaks actress needed emergency medical care after an asthma attack brought on by the stress of Jez’s cheating revelations. Look after yourselves, guys. n karen dunn

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ritney Spears is having to deal with her name being dragged through the mud yet again after court papers claimed she was a drug abuser who slept in a car park. The new documents state she brit posted a happy was “struggling with drug abuse” pic of her boys and “spent a night in a parking lot” after she faced losing custody of her young Sam is said to have h sons following her helped the singer h split from husband aarrange parties, buy Kevin Federline. The iitems and deal with troubling behaviour tthe 30 to 100 paparazzi was around the time of who trailed her almost w her 2007 breakdown, cconstantly. He set rules when she shaved her ffor them that included With former manager head and attacked not following her into n sam in 2008 a photographer’s car shops and saving parking sh with an umbrella. sspaces for her in return for providing These allegations were buried in them with copies of her itinerary. a blizzard of paperwork submitted as Britney’s family have always denied part of the 34-year-old’s continuing Sam wanted her to stay clean, claiming legal wrangle with former manager Sam they believed her former manager was Lutfi. The 41-year-old says he accepted the person who supplied her with drugs. a job as her manager in 2007 providing The singer is no doubt upset that she stopped using drugs and gave him her past has been dragged up again, 15 per cent of her $80,000-a-month especially now she has managed to earnings. However, he claims she didn’t rebuild her life and career, and shares uphold her end of the deal. custody of her two sons with Kevin. Documents filed at the California She also has a successful residency Courts of Appeal state, “On October 1, at the Planet Hollywood resort in Las 2007, Britney lost legal custody of Vegas and had a judging stint on the her infant sons. She spent a night in a US X Factor. parking lot, then called Sam and told Proving she’s in a good place, the him he was one of the few people she pop star posted a picture of sons Sean trusted. That night, he moved into her Preston, ten, and Jayden, nine, on home. With the exception of a brief Instagram, writing, “Best day ever!” period in December 2007, Sam lived in Stay positive, Brit. n Britney’s home until February 1, 2008.” Robyn MoRRis

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he’s worked extremely hard Kanye West’s Yeezy range to flatter to lose her baby weight her figure, even covering up in a second time around, but nude jumpsuit on a beach in Florida Kim Kardashian is taking instead of swimwear! her quest to slim down to extreme She also confessed her bodylengths in a bid to shift the last few confidence secret, saying, “Sometimes unwanted pounds. I wear two pairs of body shapers on She has already lost 55.4lb since top of each other – especially when Saint’s birth in December, but aims I am heavier, I def to shift another 4.6lb to reach her double it up. They really goal of 9st 9lb. hold you in and make The 35-year-old KUWTK star has you feel secure.” cut her portion sizes to minuscule Kim was clearly amounts, as she showed on Snapchat feeling good at the last week. Proving to fans how strict wedding of their she was being with her diet, she friends David Grutman posted a photo of her dinner – a tiny and Isabela Rangel in she shared portion of scrambled eggs with a Miami last week, as her weight spoonful of quinoa salad. she shared a number with fans Kim also shared a picture of twoof provocative selfies year-old daughter North’s macaroni flashing her cleavage cheese next to her healthy salad, and eating mini ice cream cones. adding, “My lunch vs North’s lunch” At least you haven’t banned and a frustrated face emoji. all sweet treats, Kim! n Sister Khloé, 31, has praised Karen Dunn Kim’s figure, declaring her “the snap back queen”. Kim Kim and Kanye is on the Atkins diet and has get close given up carbs, sugar and alcohol. She is also working out with celeb personal trainer Gunnar Peterson. “I think the mix of diet and exercise will really help the last pounds fly off,” Kim said. In recent weeks she has she also shared some provocative selfies taken to squeezing into skincoloured outfits from husband

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Once upon a time it wasn’t over till the fat lady sang, now it’s not over till they’ve deleted you from their Instagram account… Such is the fate of model Sami, 28, as her now ex-boyfriend Zac has removed all pics of her from his account and unfollowed her on both Twitter and Instagram. Ouch. The Baywatch actor, also 28, and Sami dated for two years, but an insider reveals the pair “did not have the same feelings for each other as they did when they first started dating,” adding, “The spark had died.”

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Louis Tomlinson & Danielle Campbell

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Louis took to Instagram to confirm his relationship with Danielle by posting a loved-up selfie of the pair taken at Coachella. The 1D star, 24, is kissing the beaming actress on the cheek in the snap, It’s official! which he captioned, “Lucky.” Bless! But one person who isn’t so cock-a-hoop about the blossoming romance is Louis’ ex Briana Jungwirth, mum of his four-month-old son Freddie. It’s claimed that a condition of their custody agreement is that Danielle, 21, is not allowed to spend time with the baby boy, although she was seen out with them in LA last week. Awks.

Dougie Poynter & Ellie Goulding

The on-off couple could be on again after the McFly star admitted he’s still in love with the songstress. “We love each other very much. We’re the best of friends,” 25-year-old Dougie revealed. “We hung out at Coachella all day, with her friends and my friends.” When asked last Back on? month if she thought they might reunite, Ellie, 29, echoed the sentiment, saying, “I hope so. We have something I know is special... But I think some things are just kind of unfinished, an unfinished story. I hope so – he’s a real gem.”

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Paris Hilton & Thomas Gross

Shock split

The 35-year-old heiress has split from her “soulmate” after a year together. Paris met Swiss businessman Thomas at the Cannes Film Festival last May and the obligatory smooching-on-ayacht photo followed soon after. But it seems jetting between LA and Thomas’s home in the Swiss Alps took its toll on the romance. News of the split will come as a shock to many as Paris recently gushed about the 40-year-old being The One. “Thomas is my soulmate. He doesn’t like fame, he just wants me. With my previous boyfriends, I felt there was always an intention, but with him I know it’s all about love.”

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former hollyoaks star Andy Newton-Lee. “They met very recently and instantly hit it off,” says a source. “They shared a kiss at the end of the night.” l First Dates star elle Bretagne claims Idris elba tried to seduce her days after his split

from Naiyana Garth, saying, “he stripped to his boxers in my bedroom.” l ex TOWIe star Maria Fowler revealed she’s expecting a girl with a snap of pink Armani baby goodies. she captioned it, “so excited to start our little family later this year.”


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hen we sit down to chat with Piers Morgan about his new crime show, talk soon turns to the debauchery that goes on when the cameras stop rolling – some of which is totally unprintable! The 51-year-old TV presenter reveals his partying antics with Good Morning Britain co-host Susanna Reid, why he’s still scared of old pal Sharon Osbourne and how he – begrudgingly – owes his success to Simon Cowell…

starinterview America’s Got Talent, and I woke up to her naked breasts in my face – and Nick Cannon was filming it! Do you think she should return to The X Factor? I’d bring her back tomorrow because there’s something so unpredictable about Sharon. She’s great TV. Would you like to judge another talent show? Possibly. I look at Britain’s Got Talent and it’s good fun, but Simon Cowell and I have a particular relationship on screen, which I don’t think they’ve replicated. One day I’m sure we’ll do something together again. Are you still in touch? Yes, Simon has been great. He put me on America’s Got Talent when no one knew who I was and it was a huge hit. I owe him a lot. Don’t tell him that, obviously… You’re in a Hollywood movie, aren’t you? I’m in Criminal with Kevin Costner. It’s just a cameo though. How are you finding working alongside Susanna on Good Morning Britain? Susanna is great fun. I think I’m winning her over. We had a monumental bender the other day – we actually got thrown into a club! We were being so loud on the balcony outside that they ordered us inside. n KATie KeegAn

Hi Piers! Your new show Killer Women sounds scary. What can you tell us about it? I go into a high-security prison in America and interview some of the most dangerous, evil women you could ever meet – and I’ve worked with some scary women! I look them in the eye and ask, “Did you kill your daughter? Did you plan the alienation of your entire family? Did you shoot your boyfriend ten times?” It felt like a movie. Was it nerve-wracking? It was unsettling to sit next to someone who’s planned a murder. We had to have armed prison officers at the interviews. There is one case though where you’ll think, “Did she or didn’t she?” Did any of it keep you up at night? A little bit. As a father of four, I found myself asking, “What if that was Killer Women my kids?” True crime series Making With Piers A Murderer drew me to try to do a Morgan real journalistic number on the mind kicks off on of killers. If one person watches the 11 May on iTV show and sees a warning sign about someone they know, then great. Who’s the scariest woman you’ve worked with in the TV industry? Sharon Osbourne, without a doubt. We always have a laugh, but she is an utterly insane creature. I remember Co-host Susanna is once we were on a private “warming” to him jet, when we were doing

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id you have a tough day at work? Well, spare a thought for Hollywood stars Dakota Johnson and Jessica Chastain, who have both been complaining about their horrible jobs. What did they have to do? Poor Dakota, 26, had to spend the day in bed with a naked Jamie Dornan filming 50 Shades. “I’ve been simulating sex for seven hours and I’m over it,” she wailed. Meanwhile, Jess, 39, had the gruelling task of hanging out in a Jacuzzi with Chris Hemsworth on the set of The Huntsman: Winter’s War, moaning, “We filmed for eight or nine hours in this hot tub. It was not sexy at all.” How awful for you both – do help yourselves to more money!

Kris ‘has a sex Prince tape’ too! ‘AIDS’ claims It’s often said d that th she built the biggest celebrity empire the world has ever known on her daughter Kim’s porn tape. But according to the Kardashian family’s biographer, Kris Jenner has an X-rated vid of her own! Ian Halperin explained last week that 60-year-old Kris’s late husband Rob Kardashian “used to film some of his dalliances on video cameras”. He added, “Recently, I learned from a Kardashian source that some of those films still exist and are currently being touted for megabucks.” Yikes!

The mystery surrounding Prince’s untimely death deepened last week when a source claimed that the singer was diagnosed with AIDS six months before he died – but had refused treatment. He had been “preparing to die for some time”, the source explained, adding that the star “rarely ate”. A police source also revealed that Prince had prescription painkillers in his home and on his person when he died at the age of 57. As the star had no will, administrators have now taken charge of his $300 million estate, which includes his sprawling Minnesota mansion.


Tyga tries to cheat on Kylie (again) It looks like Kylie Jenner’s life is going all Jeremy Kyle again, after her boyfriend Tyga was accused of trying to cheat on her. A girl came forward last week to say the 26-year-old rapper propositioned her “Kylie lookalike” friend in Australia. “He asked what she was doing later,” she said, adding that

when she turned him down because she had a boyfriend and a child, he replied, “So? I have a girlfriend and a kid too.” It comes after a report that Tyga pursued another Kylie doppelgänger, Tiffani Kathleen Birdas, on social media last month and allegedly cheated with model Annalu Cardoso in January.

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Matt Damon is truly the patron saint of pub staff, after last week handing pint-pullers at the Chequers Inn in Hertfordshire $100 each. (Maybe he’s used to London prices?) The 45-year-old, who’s been in the UK filming a new Jason Bourne film, popped in for a quick pint or four of Guinness – and caused locals to lose their minds. “All the guests just loved him,” says the boozer’s manager Bob Morton. “He just wanted a quiet beer. That was fine until someone recognised him!” Matt signed autographs, posed for photos and endured a “Team America gag” from a local character called Raymundo (classic pub name). It’s not known how he took Raymundo’s banter, but shortly afterwards he left the country on a private jet…

J-Law’s bidet D-day Think of those golden memories you have of your friends. Well, comedian Amy Schumer shared one about her best pal Jennifer Lawrence last week – the time the Hunger Games actress did a wee in a bidet in front of her. Ah, good times. “That girl, she sees a bidet, she’s gonna piss in it,” the 34-year-old explained. “No, she’s very clean. She’s great, but bidets are for washing your asshole and not peeing in them. They’re for something way more regal.” Oversharing is caring!

Us Gossip! Us Gossip! Us Gossip! Us Gossip! Us Gossip! Us Gossip! l Ryan Reynolds has admitted he trolls himself on Twitter – via the actor’s fictitious Uncle Dale handle. “I guess I wanted to see what it would feel like to be both the trolled and the troll-ee,” he said. l Bobbi Kristina Brown’s boyfriend

Nick Gordon said she suffered “a couple of miscarriages” before she died, adding, “We wanted to get clean, settle down, get married, have kids.” l A source claims Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth could get married as

soon as this summer, saying, “It’s possible they’ll just run off to Vegas and tie the knot.” l Rapper Lil’ Kim revealed a shockingly different look last week, posting a picture of herself with blonde hair and dramatically lighter skin.

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tacey Solomon has a huge smile on her face when we meet. And we’ve no doubt that’s thanks to Joe Swash, 34, who the 26-year-old revealed she was dating in January. The busy mum to sons Zachary, eight, and Leighton, who’s four this week, tells us why they’re taking things slowly, her plans for more kids and how redheads have more fun…

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Hi Stacey! You’re always on the go. Are you an active mum? I don’t have much choice! My kids love being outdoors. They don’t just want to sit at home and play games. Does that keep you fit? I call it undercover exercise. I don’t like going to the gym, but I’m constantly doing something with them. Do you have any holidays D planned? p Me, Joe and the boys are M going to go and see my g grandma. She lives in a g forest and we’re really fo excited about it. ex How are things going H with Joe? w Really, really well, thank R you. He’s lovely in every yo way. I’m lucky. w Do the boys like him? D They love everyone. It’s T ccomplicated as Joe and I

have two families between us, so we have to ease in. Have you met his son, Harry? No. We’re doing the right thing and taking it as slowly as possible to make sure everyone’s happy. Is it important for you to be with someone who your kids get on well with? It’s important for me to just be with a good person and someone who has the same moral compass as me. You’ve said you like guys who make you laugh… That’s the most important thing, after moral standards. I couldn’t be with someone who takes themselves too seriously. Joe’s hilarious and I love that. It’s attractive. How do you find time for each other? We see each other when we both have a day off. That’s the great thing about our jobs. We might both have a day off when the kids are at school so we can do our thing. Are you worried about getting hurt again? I have to be level-headed. I’m enjoying this for the moment and, if it doesn’t work out, that’s life. If I spent my time worrying about whether it will work, I wouldn’t enjoy it. Do you want more kids? If it was just me, I’d have a

thousand! I can’t think of my purpose in life without kids. But I wouldn’t bring another child into the world without making sure the boys were 100 per cent happy and comfortable. What inspired your new red-haired look? It wasn’t Joe! When you go dark after you’ve been blonde, it fades to this orangey colour. I quite like it. See ya later, blonde – gingers have more fun! n DAISY JorDAn

Stacey helped launch national Schools Snowsport Week. For info visit nssw.co.uk

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Stacey reveals Parent-ertainment! Supermum how she keeps her sons busy… BIKE RIDES We really enjoy going on bike rides together. You’re exercising but having fun at the same time. It’s like a little adventure for my boys.

ARTS & CRAFTS If I’m staying in, there’s nothing worse than my boys playing computer games, so I’ll bake with them or do messy stuff like painting.

GOLF The boys go to golf every week. They need to run around or they go insane.

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SKIING I take my kids to the ski centre three times a year. Ski holidays are pricey. national Schools Snowsport Week is a great

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lESS faBulouS and fEaRIT – SHE TEllS IT lIkE IS! I’ve been catching up with my boys this week because they’v e been on holiday with their da d, Riad. I really missed them! Bu t I’m also excited because my paren ts are moving closer to me. They help with the kids loads and it will be great to have them nearb y.

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Ella will be going on holiday with Ritchie for ten days in June, so I’ve booked a trip to Thailand with my best friend Chris around the same time. That way I figured I wouldn’t miss her as much! I’m looking forward to having some time to myself, though. I think I’ve earned it. photos: Getty ImaGes; InstaGram/natashahamIlton p

I heard rumours that Kerry Katona is getting a tattoo in memory of her late friend David Gest – although I’ll only believe this when it comes out of Kerry’s mouth! I’m planning some more tattoos from Tattoo Fixers’ Jay Hutton, who did the cover-up on my wrist. I want a bigger one on my arm and something Egyptian as my great-grandfather was from Egypt.

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ucy and Tiffany Watson are the first to admit they’ve had their differences, but in recent weeks the increasingly slim Made In Chelsea sisters have sparked concerns they’re battling it out for the tiniest body. When 22-year-old Tiffany was photographed wearing a figure-hugging lace top while out and about in London with friends last month, she appeared gaunt – and fans were quick to pull her up on it. “Less gym, more food,” one commented, while another said, “She’s lost too much weight. She looks sick.” Scarily, she was also branded “thinspiration” when she showed off her slim frame in a sports bra on Instagram last week, and she admitted she had been “pushing” herself in the gym. Lucy, 25, was also labelled too thin after posting a bikini selfie. “Lucy has definitely lost weight,” one fan wrote. Another added, “She’s starting to get too skinny.”

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going head-to-head mmest and fittest Tiffany is known for her commitment to a healthy lifestyle. In addition to running Tonan bootcamps with personal trainer Lonan O’Herlihy, the reality TV star is regimented when it comes to her own fitness regime. “I try to work out four times a week,” she told Star. “Lucy’s got an amazing body so she doesn’t need to go to the gym. I always try to get her to come with me and she always says no.” Tiff also confessed she feels pressure to be skinny. She said, “I’m always comparing myself to other people and thinking I could be a bit smaller or more toned.” Meanwhile, vegetarian Lucy admitted in March that after meeting super-fit boyfriend James Dunmore last year, she overhauled her diet. “I’m trying to be vegan,” she told Star. “I’m struggling, but I feel so much healthier for it. I’m lucky I date someone healthy because if I don’t have someone pushing me, I eat what I want.” And it seems Lucy has now inspired Tiffany to take up her eating plan, when she tweeted, “Going vegan for two weeks! @imLucyWatson you need to help me on this.” The sisters’ body fixation comes after an almighty row late last year, which led to Tiffany moving out of the flat they were sharing at the time. Just don’t get too thin, please girls… n Daisy JorDan Tiff looked shockingly thin in this outfit

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ngelina Jolie shocked fans when she stepped out in London last week looking dangerously thin. The 40-year-old actress covered up her slim frame in an oversized dress and wool wrap after meeting former foreign secretary William Hague for dinner, while husband Brad Pitt films his new movie allied in the UK. Fans were quick to point out that her face looked gaunt while her limbs looked painfully thin, as reports in the Us claim angelina has dropped to a worrying 79lb. While this weight seems unlikely as it would give her a BMi of just 12, putting her health at serious risk, there’s no denying angelina looks very frail. Her estranged father Jon Voight, 77, who she fell out with in 2002 after he claimed she “had serious mental problems”, is said to be gravely concerned. The actor has allegedly been in touch with Brad, 52, to share his fears. a source reveals, “Jon was concerned after seeing photos of his daughter looking like she was wasting away.” Fans also shared their worries for the star on social media, with one writing, “Poor thing, she looks exhausted and gaunt.” While another added, “she looks like she could snap in two.” Dr Bijal Chheda-Varma, an expert in eating disorders at nightingale Hospital in London, warns that a low weight can lead to other medical problems. she explains, “in terms of physiological impact, there are negative effects on bone density, which can lead to osteoporosis, in addition to a lack of or low libido along with poor focus, concentration and drive.” Mum-of-six angelina has always been candid about her health issues. after learning she had an 87 per cent risk of breast cancer having been diagnosed with a defective BrCa1 gene three years ago, she underwent a preventive double mastectomy. Her openness led to thousands of women being tested. in 2015 she also had her ovaries and fallopian tubes removed as she was at risk of developing ovarian cancer, plunging her into early menopause. With her family to look after, her acting career and humanitarian work, we hope ange is also taking time out to look after herself. n Karen DUnn Dad Jon is worried

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Toff ‘I’m Team Steph’

Robert ‘I feel like a Brit’

Captain ameriCa: Civil War Premiere VUe Cinema, Westfield london tUesday 26 aPril robert downey Jr, samuel l Jackson, Chris evans, elizabeth olsen and emily VanCamp hit the red and blue carpet for the latest Marvel premiere. Robert told us he still loves playing Iron Man in the film franchise, even though he’s getting on a bit now. “I’ve managed to stay in shape somehow,” the 51-year-old told us. “The younger actors can take a few knocks, I’ve got to be careful.” He also said of revisiting the UK, “I’ve had a lovely high tea with my British friends. I feel like an honorary Brit, having played Sherlock Holmes.” Elizabeth Olsen, who plays Wanda Maximoff, said of the cast, “They’re the nicest people. I bonded with all of them.” liz posed We can believe how close they for fans were after spotting co-star Chris gazing at her low-cut dress!

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sUmmer dreams By GeorGia koUsoUloU laUnCH U Party, kanaloa, london tHUrsday 28 aPril We had a gossip with Jess Wright over a glass of champers, m and she told us that since leaving TOWIE she’s been trying y to break into the acting world. She said, “I’m doing auditions, but I haven’t asked my sister-in-law Michelle Keegan for tips yet. I’m going to see what happens.” We also chatted to danielle armstrong, who told uss her relationship with TOWIE co-star James lock is better h tt tthan ever since they got back together. “We’re making up u ffor lost time,” she revealed. Aww!

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BoUx aVenUe sUmmer Pool Party, Haymarket Hotel, london Wednesday 27 aPril When we bumped into Georgia toffolo at the swimwear bash, she defended co-star Stephanie Pratt against Lucy toff stuck up Watson, who for steph branded her “a f**king bitch” because she took a shine to Alex Mytton. “I say loads of my mates are fit,” fit, Toff admitted. admitted “I don’t give a shit h if they’ve got girlfriends. The Chloe l whole thing g enjoyed was blown the bash out of proportion.” o TOWIE W stars Chloe sims and Chloe o lewis also attended ed – and sipped on prosecco c and scoffed canapés while w watching Chloe s posed a team of synchronised up a storm swimmers!

tlisst gossiP! guestlist gossiP! guestlist gossiP! guestlist gossiP! guesstli gu l tamara ecclestone and husband Jay rutland looked blissfully happy at the Son Of the Soil preview at maddox art gallery in london’s mayfair’s, on one of their first nights out since criminal charges against Jay were dropped. l Game Of thrones stars natalie dormer and alfie allen turned up to support co-star kit Harington at the opening night of his new play,

Doctor Faustus, at london’s duke of york’s theatre. l millie mackintosh’s estranged husband Professor Green looked pretty pleased with himself at the ours restaurant launch in london,

as he left with two female companions in his car. l andy murray’s mum told us she’s been giving tennis lessons to kate middleton. speaking at the Bt sport industry awards, th JJudy said, “she came to one of the sessions we run. she is a th very keen tennis player as they ve have a court at their home.” ha


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atching up with Angelique ‘Frenchy’ Morgan is always a blast, especially when the reality star has such a lot going on. The former CBB housemate is releasing a single, Frenchy Mafia, dating model Gabi Grecko, 26, and gearing up to make an appearance on extreme surgery show Botched this summer. The 40-year-old doesn’t hold back when we ask about her sexuality, surgery and why she thinks the Kardashian-Jenner girls have gone too far with their cosmetic enhancements… Hi Frenchy! How are things with Gabi? She stayed with me in Malibu recently and we had so much fun. We’re like twins. She’s cute and I like her, but I want to take it slow and have fun. I said, “Let’s have an open relationship for now. Nothing serious.” I don’t care if she wants to f**k anybody else. Does she feel the same way? Because she’s yyounger, she gets Walking the dogs more excited. She’s m Malibu-style llike, “Oh my God, I’m – in a bikini! iin love.” I tell her, “No yyou’re not, you’re just iin love with my crazy personality.” I’m p sstraight up. What do you like W aabout her? She’s funny, sexy and S ccrazy, really beautiful aand talented. She’s like my partner in crime. m Have you always H been bisexual? b Yeah, but I’ve only had Y ssex with three girls. I don’t have sex with

guys much either. I’m a very sexual person, but I don’t sleep She's taking it around. I’ve slowly with Gabi only had sex with 15 people, but once I like somebody I can f**k them five times a day. If I’m not dating anybody, I have a vibrator! What are the differences between dating a man and a woman? Women are softer and we understand each other better. There’s a bond that you will never have with a man because they don’t get it. Dating a girl is so much fun because there’s a lot of stuff you can relate to in each other. Life is very short, so if you’re curious, you should try it. What’s the inspiration for your new single? I called it Frenchy Mafia because it’s everything I live for – my dogs, the beach and my home. All my friends and the dogs are in the video, it was so much fun to shoot. What does it take to be part of your Frenchy Mafia? You just have to be fun, sexy, crazy, love to be naked and be comfortable with yourself. And you’re appearing on the plastic surgery series Botched soon? Yeah! I can’t wait for it, but I can’t say what I’m having done yet. You’re just going to have to wait and see! Which celebs do you think have gone too far with cosmetic surgery? Kylie Jenner is only 18 and she’s had everything done, but I think she looks better now. Kim and Khloé Kardashian have put too much stuff in their asses – they’re too obvious. They’re overdoing it, but they look good! n ROBYN MORRIS Frenchy Mafia will be available on iTunes from 15 May

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erforming and touring require stamina, so singer Karen Harding takes her health pretty seriously. The former X Factor contestant says she packs her diet with plenty of fresh fruit and water, but still can’t resist the odd tub of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream. We also quiz the 24-year-old on her beauty regime, favourite high street stores and how often she hits the gym…

What’s your beauty regime like? I’m good at sticking to it, even if I’m drunk. I use a Clarins cleanser to take my make-up off, a toner and light moisturiser. I exfoliate every four to five days. And I love the Mend My Hair range by Umberto Giannini. What are you like at doing your own hair and make-up? I prefer someone else to do it! I have the same look every time I apply make-up, so I’m thinking about doing some classes so I can learn how to do different looks. Hi Karen! Would you say you’re But I love playing with my hair a healthy eater? aand doing random styles, I try my best to get in as lilike Mohicans. much fruit and water Have you ever had H as I can, that’s really a beauty disaster? important as a I’I’m allergic to lip singer. On a balms. I accidentally b good day I’ll have used it once and my u avocado on rye lilips flared up to twice she makes a mean bread with smoked their usual size! th chilli con carne salmon for breakfast, a How would you describe H smoothie with quinoa in yyour fashion style? the afternoon and chicken, I’m conservative during the day, veg and potato for dinner. but at night and for performances Are you good in the kitchen? I explore what I can put together. I really enjoy cooking, it’s my time I love 80s-inspired looks. Whitney when I can switch off because you Houston nailed it with the shoulder have to manage your time and pads and pops of colour. I also like concentrate. My signature dish putting on a massive pair of heels. is chilli con carne. Do you like designer or high street? What’s your guilty pleasure? When it comes to bags and shoes, Ben & Jerry’s Core. I do like a bit of designer. I love Do you work out regularly? Balmain. But with clothes, high I try to get to the gym every other street is more accessible. I use day. I enjoy doing weights because ASOS a lot, I love Topshop and it hurts the next day and I feel like I adore a good vintage find. n I’ve done something. I do a bit of Robyn MoRRis cardio, but then I just want to go home and stuff my face with loads Karen’s single Open My Eyes of bad food. is out now

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insight into her love life with this funny snap calling pizza joint Domino’s her “loved D one”. if that’s what o kkeeps you so slim, steph, pass us a slice! s l supermodel Elle Macpherson reckons M tthe secret to looking

fab at 52 is an alkaline diet. she says breakfast is fruit, chia seed pudding, porridge, eggs on spelt toast and almond cookies. yum! l Actress turned yoga teacher Gemma Merna showed off her amazing abs as she arrived at Liverpool yoga studios in a sports bra and leggings. sign us up!


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See the SightS

The city has history down every street and around every corner, so exploring it is a must. And if you’re travelling on a budget you’re in luck, as most of it won’t cost you a euro! The most iconic sight is, of course, the Berlin Wall. After nearly three decades dividing the city, its demolition began in 1989. However, 1.3km of it remains and has since become the East Side Gallery, now covered in stunning murals. Check it out on Warschauer Strasse and make sure you find the Dmitri Vrubel painting, often described as the Fraternal Kiss. The Holocaust Memorial is 46

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another must-see. Located near the Brandenburg Gate, Peter Eisenman’s award-winning design features a block of concrete pillars at various heights, which some say represent Prague’s Old Jewish Cemetery. As you walk around the memorial, the sense of isolation stands as a stark reminder of the city’s unforgettable history. Similarly, the Jewish Museum (jmberlin.de; €5 per person) in Kreuzberg offers an insight into Jewish Hipster hangout Suicide Circus

history. From the unsettling design by architect Daniel Libeskind to in-depth exhibits that document the past few thousand years, it’s truly eye-opening.

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Germany is famous for its cheese and meat, so where better to explore the country’s culinary delights than its capital? For dining on a budget, Berlin’s Weinerei bars (weinerei. ccom) offer a pay-whatyyou-want policy for both food and wine. b JJust rent a glass ffor €1 and sample aas many wines as yyou please from tthe menu, while ffood is also on the Vrubel’s honour system (a h Fraternal Kiss diner will typically pay €15 for a meal). Head to one of its three venues, located in Griebenow Strasse, Münz Strasse and Fehrbelliner Strasse. Or if you’re looking to push the boat out, try Michelin-star restaurant Tim Raue (tim-raue. com). Located near Checkpoint Charlie, the Asian fusion food

served at this swanky eatery is out of this world. Booking is recommended… as is loosening your purse strings! For those looking for a laidback coffee break, Oliv in Mitte (oliv-cafe.de) is the perfect place to sit and watch the world go by. From the smooth and creamy coffee to the delectable cakes, you can understand why this contemporary café is popular with locals. Nest (cafenest.de), in Kreuzberg, also offers up an affordable brunch menu at around €12 per person.

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Berlin is home to some of the best clubs in the world. Whether it’s electro, swing, dance or hip-hop you’re after, there are plenty of hotspots – including the infamous Berghain (berghain.de). Tipped as the city’s most exclusive club, it’s notoriously Jay and Bey

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difficult to get in to. But if you manage it, parties here have been known to last 24 hours. Hipster hangout Suicide Circus in Warschauer Strasse (suicide-berlin.com) throws big electro bashes in an old converted warehouse, perfect for hardcore revellers. If that’s not your style, John Muir (johnmuirberlin.com) in Kreuzberg is more relaxed. While top DJs hit the decks come the weekend, every Monday the bar also hosts a craft beer night. Alternatively, the Clarchens Ballhaus (ballhaus.de) ballroom is a unique nightlife experience. With its 1920s vibe, high ceilings, huge mirrors, decorative tinsel streamers and magnificent chandeliers, it will have you waltzing around the floor.

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Maritim (maritim.com) M h two deluxe hotels has iin Berlin. Whether you would prefer to be at w tthe centre of the city aat Potsdamer Platz or cclose to the fabulous Friedrichstrasse shops, F both are elegant and b comfortable options. One night’s accommodation in a double comfort room, with Wi-Fi, breakfast and full use of the pool and gym, starts at €101pp. If you want to live like a star, visit Schlosshotel Im Grunewald (schlosshotelberlin.com). It’s home to the city’s largest hotel suite, the Kaiser Suite, which measures 2,150sqft and has housed celeb royalty Beyoncé and Jay Z. For travellers on a budget, Plus Berlin (plushostels.com) ticks all the boxes. Not only does it boast a central location, near Warschauer Strasse, but the hostel also has an indoor pool and sauna, en-suite bedrooms, a bar, restaurant and free parking from €24pp per night. Ryanair flies from London Stansted to Berlin Schönefeld for as little as £34 return. Cabin luggage and meals are extra. For more information, visit visitberlin.de/en. n Daisy JorDan

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Who goes? It’s a popular the nervous system and calm movie location – Sienna Miller, the mind. The Lava Relax (£90 Renée Zellweger, Daniel Craig, for 55 mins) combines massage Hugh Grant, Madonna and with warming lava shells for Pierce Brosnan have stayed. all-over body relaxation. Why is it so special? In 1908 any packages? The Sunday Stoke Park became the UK’s Night Escape (£95pp, based first country club and hotel. on two sharing) includes a The rooms are the epitome of superior room, breakfast and luxury offering the likes of full use of facilities. The antique four-poster beds, Discovery Retreat (£55) fine art, open fireplaces includes a two-course and views over 300 lunch and full use of acres of parkland, the facilities, while lakes and gardens. the Spring Breeze What treatments Spa Retreat offers are on offer? Try two 55-minute the Aromatherapy treatments and Associates Intense lunch from £142 Muscle Release (until 3 July). n massage (£90 for 55 mins). Using stoke Park, Park neuromuscular road, stoke Poges, and Swedish Bucks sL2 4PG. Call sienna was an techniques, it 01753 717171 or visit a-list guest helps balance stokepark.com/spa/

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Bad Neighbours 2 (15) Stars: Zac Efron, Seth Rogen, Rose Byrne

How we wish this were about Karl and Susan Kennedy going feral on Ramsay Street. Instead, it’s another comedy about what happens when students move in next door to ‘respectable’ folk. The plot hasn’t had much of a makeover in the two years since the first instalment. This time a bunch of rowdy girls have moved in next to Rogen and Byrne. So once again they vow to “do what parents do best – stop young people from having fun”. To help them, they enlist the chief antagonist from the first

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film, frat king Teddy (Efron, pushing the limits of credulity by playing a student while knocking 30) and together they wage war on the girls. It’s worth mentioning that Zac, who won the prestigious Best Shirtless Performance prize – very much the Oscars of pecs – for the first film, is going for the title again. Unfortunately, super-late screenings mean Star can’t bring you a full review, but like the original it promises a blend of smart jokes, silly gags and pranks. Familiar fun, basically.

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Life gave Beyoncé lemons and she made Lemonade. This magnificent surprise album, if the whole thing isn’t a carefully constructed fiction, can be taken as one almighty kick in the nuts for Jay Z, who is accused of adultery in the most public way imaginable. “You can taste the dishonesty,” Bey sings in the opening ballad, Pray You Catch Me, before her misery gives way to hot fury. By the third track, Don’t Hurt Yourself, she’s yelling, “Who the f**k do you think I am? You ain’t married to no average bitch, boy.” The lies and betrayal continue to spill out, but by the second half, after the huge ballad Sandcastles, things are coming round. The way the album starts, you expect the final track to be called Hello Is That The Divorce Court?, but we sense there is a future for Mr and Mrs Carter. This sixth album is shocking, visceral and musically compelling. Simply Bey’s best work yet. ★★★★★ 50

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Florence Foster Jenkins (PG) Stars: Meryl Streep, Hugh Grant, Rebecca Ferguson g

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Simon Cowell wasn’t around in the 1930s (or if he was, he was just a lad), so terrible singers were free to ply their trade. The most famous was Florence Foster Jenkins, a US socialite famous for lacking any tone, rhythm or pitch, whose dreadful performances proved a hit with sniggering audiences. Streep is perfect as the deluded warbler, as is Grant as her husband, thesp St Clair Bayfield. The film never lingers long on the dark side of the story – namely that she’s basically Wagner and everyone is laughing – keeping things as light and silly as she is. Verdict: A jaunty joy. Encore! ★★★★

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We’re pretty much obsessed by this summertime smash from the Canadian rapper, which has been cleverly built to launch an assault on the charts. It’s classic Drake, on the one hand posturing about how tough and dangerous he is and on the other wanging on about a girl not replying to his texts fast enough. But the tune is brilliant, sampling Cambridgeshire singer Kyla Reid’s 2008 song Do You Mind. We’re keen to hear what else is on his album Views From The 6. ★★★★

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Stars: Tom Hiddleston

OK, this is a film about a country singer who died in the 50s and had a pretty gritty life. But hold up! Hiddleston’s in it. T-Hiddy. The Hidden Gem. He gives it his all as troubled (that’s an understatement) star Hank Williams, who battled booze while becoming a star. For a Brit who spent his youth at Eton, it can’t be easy to play someone who spent theirs hauling a guitar round Alabama, but he’s very good at it. Sadly, the film is awash with drunk self-pity. And not in an entertaining way. Verdict: Country strife. ★★★


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anny ny Mill Miller has h been having a tough time both on and off screen. Last week the Emmerdale star was accused of having an affair with 22-year-old co-star Isabel Hodgins while she was in a relationship with another colleague, Michael Parr. Meanwhile, his character Aaron Livesy has just taken his sexually abusive father, Gordon, to court – a storyline the 25year-old admits has been difficult to switch off from. Questions about Danny’s personal life are firmly off-limits, but he tells us how his co-stars help him unwind after filming and how fans react to him on the street… Hi Danny! It’s been a dramatic few weeks for Aaron… Aaron is big on honesty and loyalty. The fact Robert hasn’t told him about the letter from Gordon leaves him fuming. It wasn’t his decision to make. Can they get through this? It’ll be interesting to see how it plays out. Robert is trying to be what Aaron wants him to be, but every step of the way he makes mistakes. It’s hard

for them to maintain tain a relationship because there are always ups and downs. Was Aaron’s child abuse struggle tough to film? I wanted to get it right for the people who have contacted us and thanked us for giving a true representation of the ordeal. If we help one person speak out, we have done a good job. Do you find it hard to switch off at the end of the day? I haven’t until this storyline. I’ve grown up with this lad and watched him develop on screen, so it’s hard because you feel attached to it. But the cast and crew are great at helping you switch off and move on. How did you research it? I spoke to people who have been through the same ordeal. That there are stories so harrowing we couldn’t show them is awful to think about. How do people react when they see you in the street? A lot of older ladies grab my cheeks and tell me they’re glad Aaron got the justice he deserves. It could be quite misleading for people who don’t watch Emmerdale!

Do you like watching yourself? I cringe every With his ex, Hollyoaks’ time I watch Kirsty-Leigh Porter the show. Any actor is critical of their own work. It’s a healthy way to be, rather than thinking you smashed it every single time. Can you imagine doing a nine-to-five job? I tried it when I was younger. It wasn’t for me. I’ve always been active so I wouldn’t be able to sit in an office, regardless of hours or pay. Are you close to your co-stars? Massively. Me, Lucy Pargeter, Dominic Brunt, Ryan Hawley and now Isobel Steele have a little clique going on. It’s nice having new He’s been linked characters coming to Isabel in, especially Isobel. She’s so talented. n DAIsy JorDAn Emmerdale is on weeknights at 7pm on ITV

The court scenes have been draining

‘Busted’s music is ingrained in me’ Singer Chris Bourne says his big bro’s band has influenced him

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eing related to Busted’s James has clearly had aan impact on Chris Bourne. The 24-year-old B has followed in his bro’s h ffootsteps with his first ssolo single, MFT80s, aafter touring with Jake Quickenden last year. He talks to us about getting stage fright and the new single…

Hi Chris! Has James given you any advice? Every time I write a song, I run it by him. He told me to write songs I want to write and let people make up their own minds. We’re super-tight. some people think we’re competitive, but that’s just not the case. Have Busted influenced your music? Busted are always going to be

ingrained in my life. I was a kid when What I Go To School For came out. Was it nerve-wracking supporting McBusted? I never got nervous then, but when I started as a solo artist on tour with Jake I was on stage looking around for people to vibe with. I came off thinking, “F**k, I need to step it up!” What’s your new single like? It’s high-energy pop rock, about a girl I know who used to listen to awesome 80s music. n

Brother James (centre) with his Busted bandmates

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Saturday 7 May BBC1

6.00 Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Mary Berry Cooks. Recipes

for everyday meals and special occasions, beginning with afternoon tea. (R) 12.00 BBC News, Weather 12.10 Football Focus. Dan Walker and guests look ahead to forthcoming matches. 12.50 Saturday Sportsday. Sports round-up. 1.00 Athletics: Diamond League Doha Highlights. The opening Diamond League event of the season from Qatar. 2.00 Live Challenge Cup Rugby League. Castleford Tigers v Salford Red Devils (kick-off 2.30pm). 4.30 Final Score 5.10 BBC News 5.20 Local News, Weather 5.25-6.15 Can’t Touch This. An avid boxer and an “old-school b-boy” tackle the giant obstacle course.

6 7 8

6.15 Pointless Celebrities

Toby Anstis and Jenni Falconer, Janice Long and Bob Harris, Peter White and Steve Punt, and Angie Greaves and Steve Penk take part in the quiz.

7.05 Michael McIntyre’s Big Show Stand-up star Rob

Beckett, Romeo of the Cirque du Soleil, and electro-pop trio Years And Years perform. Plus, the host hijacks Bruno Tonioli’s phone in Celebrity Send To All.

8.00 The National Lottery: Win Your Wish List A former Miss

Ireland and her partner make a list of their dream prizes, then try to win their chosen items.

pICk 8.50 Casualty

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New consultant Elle Gardner’s first day in the ED proves to be a baptism of fire. Medical drama, with new member Jaye Griffiths. See Ones To Watch.

9.40 Mrs Brown’s Boys

Agnes decides to go on a diet after her family’s comments about her weight. (R)

10.10 BBC News, Weather

10 10.30 Match of the Day 11

Gary Lineker presents highlights from the Premier League, including Leicester City v Everton at the King Power Stadium and Norwich City v Manchester United at Carrow Road. Followed by National Lottery Update.

11.55 Peter Kay’s Comedy Shuffle This selection includes

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Peter talking about dogs on ITV’s This Morning. (R)

12.25 FIlM: Mad City (1997) Hostage

drama, starring John Travolta and Dustin Hoffman. 2.20-6.00 BBC News. All the latest headlines.

BBC2

6.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R) 7.00 MasterChef: The Finals (R) 8.00 MasterChef: The Finals (R) 9.00 MasterChef: The Finals (R) 10.00 The

ITV

6.00 CITV 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 Murder, She Wrote. Jessica’s reputation is put on the line. (R) 10.15

Women’s Football Show. A look at the biggest issues in the women’s game. (R) 10.30 FIlM: School for Scoundrels (1960) Comedy, starring Ian Carmichael. 12.00 The Hairy Bikers: Everyday Gourmets. Si King and Dave Myers demonstrate how to make gourmet food cheaply. (R) 1.00 Bargain Hunt (R) 1.45 Escape to the Continent (R) 2.45 Money for Nothing (R) 3.30 The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs That Built Britain. The duo uncover historic pubs in Manchester. (R) 4.00 Flog It! (R) 5.00-6.00 Bake Off: Creme de la Creme. Tom Kerridge welcomes six returning contestants for the semi-final. (R)

Murder, She Wrote. David McCallum guest stars. (R) 11.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show. Guests air their differences. (R) 12.15 ITV News, Weather 12.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 1.30 BBQ Champ. The remaining six contestants face two more challenges. (R) 2.30 FIlM: Despicable Me (2010) An evil genius adopts three orphans to aid his latest plot, but fatherhood brings out his long-buried caring side. Animated comedy, with the voice of Steve Carell. 4.30 The Wine Show. Matthew Goode and Matthew Rhys visit the Vatican. 5.30 Local News 5.45-6.00 ITV News, Weather

6.00 Gardeners’ World

6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Finest

Horticultural ideas and advice for green-fingered enthusiasts. (R)

6.30 Attenborough’s Passion Project: A Blank on the Map

The BBC marks Sir David Attenborough’s 90th birthday by revisiting the 1971 epsiode in which he met elusive tribesmen in New Guinea.

7.30 Attenborough’s Passion Project: The Lost Gods of Easter Island A documentary from

2000, in which Sir David Attenborough traces the origins of a mysterious carved figure he bought in New York.

8.30 Dad’s Army

Mainwaring finds a German pilot trapped on top of the town clock.

9.00 The Hollow Crown: The Wars of the Roses – Henry VI Part I New series. The critically acclaimed adaptation of Shakespeare’s historical plays returns, with three more star-studded films covering the events of Henry VI Parts One, Two and Three, and Richard III, all of which deal with events surrounding the bloody civil conflict known as the War of the Roses.

FIlM 10.50 Zodiac (2007) Fact-based crime thriller about the tortuous hunt for a mysterious serial killer who terrorised San Francisco in the late 1960s and early 1970s, and taunted the police and media with cryptic messages. Three men became obsessed with identifying the murderer after his reign of terror inexplicably stopped. With Jake Gyllenhaal and Robert Downey Jr. 1.20 FIlM: Kicks (2009) Comedy

drama, with Kerrie Hayes and Nichola Burley. 2.40-6.15 This Is BBC Two

Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers, including a mustardswallowing challenge that backfires and a teenager who finds a cockroach in his dinner.

7.00 Bang on the Money

Rickie Haywood-Williams and Melvin Odoom host the game show in which two teams of friends must battle it out to hit a specific target number “bang on” in a series of challenges.

8.00 Britain’s Got Talent

Ant and Dec introduce the talent show’s fifth round of auditions, as more would-be stars hope to win the approval of judges Amanda Holden, Simon Cowell, David Walliams and Alesha Dixon.

9.15 Play to the Whistle

Crystal Palace footballer Wilfried Zaha, comedian Funmbi Omotayo and Ninja Warrior UK co-host Rochelle Humes join Frank Lampard and Bradley Walsh.

10.00 ITV News, Weather

FIlM 10.15 Body of Lies

(2008) A CIA agent pursuing a terrorist mastermind in the Middle East starts working with Jordanian intelligence to capture his target. But as he carries out his mission, he is caught between allegiance to his superior in the US and the local intelligence chief, who does not trust the Americans. Ridley Scott’s thriller, starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Russell Crowe and Mark Strong. 12.35 Jackpot247. Viewers are offered

the chance to participate in live interactive gaming. 3.00 Murder, She Wrote (R) 3.50-6.00 ITV Nightscreen

Channel 4 Channel 5

6.10 The King of Queens (R) 6.35 Cycling: Cicle Classic 7.30 Motor Sport: British GT 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 9.00 The Morning Line 10.00 Frasier (R) 10.30 Frasier (R) 11.00 The Superhumans Show 11.30 The Big Bang Theory.

Leonard and Penny discuss their future together. (R) 12.00 The Big Bang Theory. Leonard and Amy travel to Arizona to pick up Sheldon. (R) 12.30 The Big Bang Theory. Howard is asked to throw the first pitch at a baseball game. (R) 12.55 Come Dine with Me (R) 2.00 Channel 4 Racing 4.30 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun. A couple from north Wales seek a home on Spain’s Costa Blanca for £125,000. 5.35-6.30 Homes by the Med. Charlie Luxton heads to France.

6.00 Milkshake! 8.55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 9.30 The Saturday Show Live 11.40 Funniest Fails, Falls &

Flops. Comedy clip show, featuring pranks gone wrong. (R) 12.10 Police Interceptors (R) 1.05 Police Interceptors. An officer has an early morning encounter with a drunk driver. (R) 2.05 Police Interceptors. A petrol thief’s stealing spree comes to a halt. (R) 3.00 Police Interceptors. Craggy has an early morning encounter with a polecat. (R) 4.00 Police Interceptors. Officers descend on a hotel to arrest members of a gang. (R) 5.00-6.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away. An eviction proves to be the most confrontational case two agents have ever faced. (R)

6.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Agents Stewart and 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Great Canal Journeys

Timothy West and Prunella Scales follow the ancient routes of the Vikings and visit Stockholm, before they head out into the far-flung islands of the archipelago. (R)

8.00 Coastal Walks with My Dog

Elmore are met with lies and aggression when they track down nearly £3,000, while Paul and Steve chase £30,000 owed by a Formula One racing team.

7.00 NCIS

The first instalment of a two-part crossover with NCIS: New Orleans, in which the DC team co-operates with their Louisiana counterparts to catch a poisoner.

8.00 NCIS: New Orleans

Celebrities embark on more jaunts with their dogs, as Phil Spencer visits the White Cliffs of Dover, and Angela Griffin explores the coast around Whitby in North Yorkshire.

Ellie Bishop flies to New Orleans to help Pride track down the person responsible for the aircraft murders.

FIlM 9.00 Prometheus (2012) A spacecraft is sent to another world, following clues left in ancient artefacts, in search of aliens that may have created the human race. However, the explorers on board discover the extraterrestrials may not be the benevolent creatures they imagined, while the company funding the expedition has its own agenda. Ridley Scott’s sci-fi thriller and Alien prequel, starring Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender, Charlize Theron and Idris Elba.

9.00 The Championship: Football League Tonight Kelly Cates and

FIlM 11.25 Alien (1979) Crew members of a cargo spacecraft answer a distress call from a derelict alien vessel. However, their mission has fatal repercussions when a seemingly indestructible monster gets on board their ship. Sci-fi horror, starring Sigourney Weaver. 1.40 Hollyoaks (R) 3.45 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems (R) 4.00 Location, Location, Location (R) 4.55 Four Rooms (R)

8.55 5 News Weekend George Riley present extended highlights of the top matches from the final day of the Championship season. Followed by The Health Lottery draw.

10.00 Goal Rush: Football League Tonight A round-up of all the goals from League Two.

10.30 NCIS: Greatest Ever Episodes McGee kills a police

officer, and Jenny’s approval of an investigation places a strain on her relationship. (R)

11.20 NCIS: Greatest Ever Episodes Tony and Ziva disappear while looking for smuggled weapons at a shipyard, leaving the rest of the team struggling to find them before they come to serious harm. (R)

12.15 SuperCasino 3.10 Now That’s Funny! (R) 4.00 The Tube: Going Underground (R) 4.50 Divine Designs (R) 5.20 HouseBusters (R) 5.45 Angels of Jarm (R) 5.50-6.00 Angels of Jarm (R)

UTV 10.15 Chopping Block 11.15 Vote 2016 12.25 Vote 2016 UTV Ireland 7.30 Sesame Street 8.30 Weekend 9.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 10.30 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover 11.30 Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room 12.30 The Speakmans 1.25 Emmerdale 4.55 The Wine Show 6.00 The Chase 7.00 Best Time Ever with Neil Patrick Harris 8.00 The Cube 9.00 The Job Lot 9.30 Play to the Whistle 10.15 The Only Way Is Essex 12.00 Plebs BBC1 n Ireland 2.00 Irish Cup Final BBC1 SCoTland 4.30 Sportscene Results BBC2 n Ireland 10.30 Election 2016: The Results 2.45 Coast 2.50 Ulster Rugby Live 6.30 Home Ground 7.00 Nick Baker’s Wild West 7.30 Food Detectives 8.00 Art of the Deal BBC2 SCoTland 4.00 Antiques Road Trip 10.50 The Conspiracy Files: Who Shot Down MH17? 11.50 FIlM: Zodiac (2007) BBC2 WaleS 2.45 Scrum V Live 6.00 Food Detectives rTe1 8.40 My Family 9.15 Home Improvement 9.45 MasterChef 10.55 My Kitchen Rules 12.05 Father Brown 1.00 The Week in Politics 2.05 FIlM: High Noon (1952) 3.45 Natural World 4.45 Nuacht 4.55 Dragons’ Den 6.00 The Angelus 6.01 RTÉ News 6.35 FIlM: Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang (2010) 8.35 Winning Streak 9.35 RTÉ News 10.05 The Ray D’Arcy Show 11.25 Happy Valley 12.40 FIlM: The Tempest (2010) 2.35 Waking the Dead S4C 6.00 Cyw 8.00 Stwnsh Sadwrn 10.00 Tag 10.45 Y Diwrnod Mawr 11.00 Garddio a Mwy 11.30 Cefn Gwlad 12.30 Ffermio 1.00 04 Wal: Gwestai’r Byd 1.30 OMG: Ysgol Ni! 2.00 Cegin Bryn: Tir a Môr 2.30 Newyddion a Chwaraeon 2.45 Clwb Rygbi 5.00 Sgorio 7.30 Lle Aeth Pawb? 8.00 Band Cymru 9.00 Noson Lawen 10.00 ’Run Sbit 10.30 Goreuon Jonathan 11.30 Y Stiwdio Gefn

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ONES TO wATCh... OVER ON DIGITAL 6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Dance Moms 9.55 5STAR Dance Moms 10.50 Dance Moms 11.45 Dance Moms 12.45 Dance Moms 1.45 FILM: Three Men and a Little Lady (1990) 3.50 FILM: What a Girl Wants (2003) 6.00 FILM: The ’Burbs (1989) Black comedy, starring Tom Hanks. 8.00 Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud 2 9.00 The Magicians 10.05 FILM: In Time (2011) Sci-fi thriller, starring Justin Timberlake. 12.20 Lip Sync Battle 1.15 Heroes Reborn 2.10 Teen Wolf 3.05 Dance Moms 4.00 Teleshopping 6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 My Name Is Earl 9.30 5USA My Name Is Earl 10.00 Diagnosis Murder 11.00 Diagnosis Murder 12.05 FILM: The Gourmet Detective: A Healthy Place to Die (2015) Comedy sequel, starring Dylan Neal. 2.00 FILM: Columbo Undercover (1994) 4.00 Castle 5.00 Castle 6.00 Castle 7.00 Castle. 8.00 Castle 9.00 Castle 10.00 Castle 11.00 CSI: NY 11.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.50 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.50 Chicago Fire 3.35 My Name Is Earl 6.00 Emmerdale 8.30 Coronation Street 11.00 ITV2 The Almost Impossible Gameshow 12.00 Scorpion 12.50 FILM: Horrid Henry: The Movie (2011) 2.45 Britain’s Got Talent 4.05 Britain’s Got More Talent 5.05 FILM: You’ve Got Mail (1998) 7.30 FILM: The Scorpion King (2002) Fantasy action adventure, starring Dwayne Johnson. 9.15 Britain’s Got More Talent 10.15 Celebrity Juice 11.05 Family Guy 12.35 American Dad! 1.30 The Cleveland Show 1.55 The Cleveland Show 2.20 @elevenish 2.45 Teleshopping 6.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 8.00 SKY1 Game Changers 8.30 Futurama 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00 Wild Things 1.00 Monkey Life 4.00 Futurama 4.30 The Simpsons 5.00 Supergirl 6.00 The Flash 7.00 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.00 The Simpsons 8.30 The Simpsons. 9.00 A League of Their Own 10.00 Micky Flanagan’s Detour de France 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Limitless 2.00 Arrow 3.00 DC’s Legends of Tomorrow 4.00 Inside Gatwick 5.00 Nothing to Declare 6.00 Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 7.00 Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 8.00 Cold Case 9.00 Cold Case 10.00 Cold Case 11.00 Blue Bloods 12.00 Blue Bloods 1.00 Blue Bloods 2.00 Blue Bloods 3.00 Blue Bloods 4.00 Without a Trace 5.00 Without a Trace 6.00 Without a Trace 7.00 Without a Trace 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 Penny Dreadful 10.10 Silicon Valley 10.45 Silicon Valley 11.20 Silicon Valley 11.55 Silicon Valley 12.30 Silicon Valley 1.05 Girls 3.15 Six Feet Under 4.20 Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets

SKY ATLANTIC

11.00 Horton Hears a Who! (2008) 1.00 Aliens FILM4 in the Attic (2009) 2.40 Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009) 4.25 School of Rock (2003) 6.35 Star Trek (2009) Sci-fi adventure, starring Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto. 9.00 Red Eye (2005) Suspense thriller, starring Rachel McAdams. 10.40 The Warriors (1979) Action adventure, with Michael Beck. 12.30 The Bunker (2015) Premiere. German comedy horror, starring Pit Bukowski. 2.15 Apartment 143 (2011) Horror, starring Francesc Garrido. 6.00 Bones 7.00 Bones 8.00 Nothing to Declare 10.00 UK Border Force 11.00 Children’s Hospital 11.30 Children’s Hospital 12.00 Inside Gatwick 1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 3.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 4.00 America’s Next Top Model 5.00 Nothing to Declare 5.30 Nothing to Declare 6.00 Nothing to Declare 6.30 Nothing to Declare 7.00 Unforgettable 8.00 Bones 9.00 Criminal Minds 2.00 Grey’s Anatomy 3.00 Sun, Sea and A&E 4.00 Sun, Sea and A&E

SKY LIVING

Casualty

8.50pm, BBC1 The first day in a new job is always a nerve-racking affair, especially when your job involves saving the lives of poorly and injured people. When doctor Elle Gardner, a single mother of three teenagers, starts at the emergency department tonight, she doesn’t know what she has let herself in for as she endures a baptism of fire. Things don’t get off to the greatest of starts for the new consultant when she gets stuck in traffic on her way to work. Then she takes a shortcut which proves to be a bad move as she knocks down a man! Fortunately for her, Jez and

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Teleshopping 8.30 The Key of David 9.00 CBS ACTION 6.00 Star Trek 10.00 Star Trek 11.00 Star Trek 12.00 Star Trek 1.00 Star Trek 2.00 The High Chaparral 3.00 The High Chaparral 4.00 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 5.00 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 6.00 Gunsmoke 7.00 Gunsmoke 8.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 9.00 NCIS 10.00 NCIS 11.00 NCIS 12.00 NCIS 1.00 NCIS 2.00 FILM: Gunsmoke: The Last Apache (1990) Western adventure, starring James Arness. 3.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 4.35 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

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6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Judge Judy 9.30 Judge Judy 10.00 Judge Judy 10.25 Judge Judy 10.55 Judge Judy 11.15 Judge Judy 11.40 Judge Judy 12.05 Judge Judy 12.30 Judge Judy 12.55 Judge Judy 1.20 Judge Judy 1.45 Judge Judy 2.10 Judge Judy 2.35 Judge Judy 3.00 Hoarders 4.00 Hoarders 5.00 Unsolved Mysteries 6.00 Unsolved Mysteries 7.00 48 Hours 8.00 48 Hours 9.00 Ice Cold Killers 10.00 Ice Cold Killers 11.00 Ice Cold Killers 12.00 Ice Cold Killers 1.00 Ice Cold Killers 2.00 Ice Cold Killers 3.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 Rude(ish) Tube 6.45 Jane the Virgin 7.35 Made in Chelsea 8.35 Joe & Caspar Hit the Road 9.35 Suburgatory 10.30 Baby Daddy 11.30 How I Met Your Mother 12.30 The Goldbergs 1.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 2.30 The Big Bang Theory 4.30 FILM: Mr Popper’s Penguins (2011) 6.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 FILM: The Adjustment Bureau (2011) Thriller, starring Matt Damon. 11.05 Gogglebox 1.00 The Inbetweeners 1.30 The Inbetweeners 2.00 Tattoo Fixers 3.00 Gogglebox 3.50 A to Z 4.10 Revenge 4.55 Rude(ish) Tube

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Sunday 8 May BBC1

6.00 Breakfast 7.30 Match of the Day.

Including highlights of Leicester City v Everton. (R) 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions. A discussion of the British Empire from Salford. 11.00 Sunday Politics. With Andrew Neil. 12.15 MasterChef: The Finals. The new champion is crowned. (R) 1.15 BBC News, Weather 1.30 Bargain Hunt (R) 2.00 Escape to the Country (R) 2.45 Invictus: The Road to the Games. The stories of Armed Forces personnel hoping to compete in the multi-sport event. (R) 3.45 Points of View 4.00 Songs of Praise 4.35 Attenborough & the Giant Dinosaur. Uncovering the remains of the largest known dinosaur. (R) 5.35 BBC News 5.50-6.00 Local News, Weather

BBC2

6.15 The Great Chelsea Garden Challenge (R) 7.15 This Farming Life (R) 8.15 Gardeners’ World (R) 8.45 The Beechgrove Garden (R) 9.15 Countryfile (R) 10.15 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites. Highlights of the series. 11.45 The Hairy

Bikers’ Asian Adventure. Dave Myers and Si King visit beaches and mountains in Thailand. (R) 12.15 MOTD2 Extra. With Mark Chapman and the Match of the Day team. 1.00 Rowing. Live from the European Championships. 2.00 Equestrian: Badminton Horse Trials 4.00-6.30 Live Challenge Cup Rugby League. St Helens v Hull FC (Kick-off 4.30pm). Tanya Arnold presents coverage of the sixth-round encounter from Langtree Park, where the Super League sides face each other.

ITV

6.00 CITV 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend.

With guests Jean Michel Jarre, Lisa Riley and Iain Stirling. 9.25 Griff’s Great Britain. Griff Rhys Jones explores types of British terrain, beginning in the South Downs. (R) 10.00 Peston on Sunday. New series. Political magazine. 11.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show. Guests air their differences. (R) 12.05 ITV News, Weather 12.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show. Guests air their differences. (R) 1.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show. Guests air their differences. (R) 2.15 Fierce. Steve Backshall heads to Mexico where he meets a two-metre long rattlesnake. (R) 3.20 Britain’s Got Talent. The talent show’s fifth round of auditions. (R) 4.30-6.30 Midsomer Murders. A farmer is found dead in Midsomer Mow. (R)

Channel 4 Channel 5

6.15 The King of Queens (R) 6.40 The King of Queens (R) 7.05 The King of Queens (R) 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.25 IPC Swimming European Championships 2016 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30 The Simpsons. The

family recalls stories about disasters at sea. (R) 1.00 The Simpsons (R) 1.35 The Simpsons (R) 2.05 FIlM: Lilo & Stitch (2002) A manic alien on the run crashes his spaceship in Hawaii. Disney animated comedy, with the voices of Daveigh Chase and Chris Sanders. 3.50 FIlM: The Rescuers (1977) A rescue service run by mice sends two agents to the aid of a girl. Animated adventure, with the voices of Eva Gabor and Geraldine Page. 5.25-6.30 The Tiny Tots Talent Agency

FIlM 6.00 Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) An English

6.00 Countryfile

6

Matt Baker visits South Devon. Plus, coverage of the Food and Farming Awards and the announcement of this year’s Countryfile Farming Hero. Also Weather for the Week Ahead.

7.00 Attenborough at 90

7 8 9

Kirsty Young talks to David Attenborough about his life and career. Featuring footage from his many natural history programmes and contributions from colleagues and friends.

8.00 House of Fraser British Academy Television Awards 2016 Graham Norton hosts the

TV awards show from the Royal Festival Hall. Programmes nominated this year include Wolf Hall, Humans, Adele at the BBC, Doctor Foster, I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! and First Dates, while stars up for awards include Idris Elba, Sheridan Smith, Hugh Bonneville, Miranda Hart, Peter Kay and Graham himself for The Graham Norton Show.

10.00 BBC News, Weather 10.20 Local News, Weather

10 10.30 Match of the Day 2 11

Mark Chapman reviews the latest Premier League action, featuring Manchester City v Arsenal at the Etihad Stadium, Tottenham Hotspur v Southampton at White Hart Lane and Liverpool v Watford at Anfield.

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(2008) Professor Lawrence Wetherhold engages in a faltering romance with a former student. Comedy drama, starring Dennis Quaid.

FIlM 11.45 Smart People

1.20-6.00 BBC News. Latest headlines.

6.00 Milkshake! 9.55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.30 The Championship: Football League Tonight. All the goals from the Championship. (R) 11.30 Goal Rush: Football League Tonight. A round-up of all the goals from the final day of the season in League Two. (R) 12.00 The Gadget Show (R) 1.00 The Secret Life of Puppies (R) 2.00 FIlM: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) A brilliant private eye goes on the trail of a dolphin, the kidnapped mascot of an American football team. Comedy, with Jim Carrey. 3.35 FIlM: The Fifth Element (1997) A 23rd-Century cab driver protects a mysterious woman destined to save the world. Sci-fi adventure, starring Bruce Willis. 5.55-6.00 5 News Weekend

6.30 Flog It!

Paul Martin, Catherine Southon and Mark Stacey visit Cardiff. (R)

7.00 Britain’s Ultimate Pilots: Inside the RAF Documentary

following the Red Arrows, the RAF’s display team, through a summer season, including an ambitious performance over Buckingham Palace. (R)

6.30 Local News, Weather 6.45 ITV News, Weather 6.55 The Chase Celebrity Special

Nicky Byrne, Amy Williams, Natalie Cassidy and Dave Myers answer general knowledge questions and work as a team to secure a cash prize for charity as they come up against quiz genius The Chaser in their quest for cash. Hosted by Bradley Walsh.

6.30 Channel 4 News

All the latest national and international news headlines.

7.00 The World’s Most Famous Train Documentary following the

lives of staff and passengers on the Venice Simplon-OrientExpress as the train makes its way through Europe during its nine-month long season. (R)

8.00 Burma’s Secret Jungle War with Joe Simpson Part one of

pICk 8.00 The Durrells

two. The mountaineer travels to Burma to tell the story of a campaign behind Japanese lines in the World War Two, which his own father was a part of.

The family prepares for a party, and Margo is determined to persuade the Countess to attend. Gerry considers releasing his animals into the wild. Last in the series. See Ones To Watch.

request stop railway stations takes him to a Welsh town famous for weddings, where he helps a bride to choose a dress and sings with a male voice choir.

9.00 Hillsborough

pICk 9.00 Home Fires

pICk 9.00 Indian Summers

Documentary exploring Britain’s worst stadium disaster, in which 96 people were killed and hundreds more injured. The tragic events of April 15, 1989, are recounted in depth, with testimony from survivors, family members and police officers, many of whom are speaking publicly for the first time. The programme also explores the aftermath of the tragedy, looking at the 27-year campaign for justice for those who died.

FIlM 11.00 Robot & Frank

(2012) An elderly jewel thief struggles to look after himself as his memory starts to fail him. His busy son invests in a robot carer to look after the old man, but the retired crook sees the machine as the perfect partner for one last heist. Sci-fi comedy drama, starring Frank Langella. 12.25 Sign Zone: Countryfile (R) 1.20 Sign Zone: Holby City (R) 2.15-6.00 This

Is BBC Two. Preview of programmes.

The village prepares for Nick and Teresa’s wedding as the Battle of Britain draws to an end, while Pat has a decision to make as Marek prepares to leave. Last in the series. See Ones To Watch.

10.05 ITV News, Weather 10.20 Her Majesty’s Prison: Norwich Documentary detailing

the harsh realities of prison life at HMP Norwich, which houses more than 750 adult inmates and young offenders. For those coping with jail, their families can be their only means of help. (R)

11.20 Premiership Rugby Union

Action from the 22nd and final round of regular-season fixtures, including Bath v Leicester Tigers, Newcastle Falcons v Sale Sharks, and Wasps v London Irish.

12.15 Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.55 British Superbike Championship Highlights 4.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R)

nobleman returns home from the crusades to find his father has been murdered and the local people are repressed by the tyrannical rule of the Sheriff of Nottingham. Branded an outlaw, he recruits a group of bandits to fight for justice and protect the downtrodden. Action adventure, starring Kevin Costner, Alan Rickman, Morgan Freeman and Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. Edited for language..

8.00 Paul Merton’s Secret Stations The comedian’s tour of

Charlie discovers his wife’s affair, and makes plans to have Aafrin hanged. The new viceroy is announced, and Ralph realises he has been the victim of a conspiracy. See Ones To Watch.

9.00 Greatest Ever 90s Movies A countdown of famous films from the last decade of the 20th century.

10.00 Gogglebox

Capturing the households’ instant reactions to what they are watching on TV from the comfort of their own sofas, featuring lively and sometimes emotional reactions. (R)

11.05 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts

the comedy panel show’s version of the words-and-numbers quiz, with Vic Reeves and Sara Pascoe joining team captains Sean Lock and Lee Mack. (R) 12.10 FIlM: Extract (2010) Comedy. 1.50 Come Dine with Me (R) 2.15 Come Dine with Me (R) 2.45 Come Dine with Me (R) 3.10 Come Dine with Me (R) 3.40 Come Dine with Me (R) 4.05 Location, Location, Location (R) 5.00 Four Rooms (R) 5.55-6.20 Will & Grace (R)

11.50 Goal Rush: League One – The Final Day A round-up of all

the goals from the final day of the season in League One. Plus, a look at all the big talking points and the latest league tables. 12.35 FIlM: Reservoir Dogs (1992) 2.20 SuperCasino 4.00 Great Scientists (R)

sTV 1.15 Jak & Eddie’s Scottish Kitchen 1.45 Barging Round Britain with John Sergeant UTV Ireland 7.30 Sesame Street 9.30 Hello Campers 10.30 May the Best House Win 11.30 Judge Rinder 12.30 Dickinson’s Real Deal 1.30 Coronation Street 2.25 The Pulse 2.30 Coronation Street 4.00 Paul and Nick’s Big American Food Trip 4.30 Flockstars 5.00 It’s Not Rocket Science 6.00 Best Time Ever with Neil Patrick Harris 10.00 Graham Norton 11.00 Trawlermen Tales BBC1 n Ireland 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 2.00 Pointless 10.30 Bikes! Cookstown 100 11.10 Match of the Day 2 BBC1 sCoTland 11.00 Sunday Politics 10.30 Sportscene 11.25 Match of the Day 2 BBC2 n Ireland 11.00 Sunday Politics BBC2 sCoTland 6.30 Landward 7.00 River City rTe1 7.55 Holby City 9.05 Casualty 10.05 Robin Hood 11.00 Service 12.00 The Week in Politics 1.00 News 1.15 Winning Streak 2.10 What Are You Eating? 2.40 FIlM: Gallipoli (1981) 4.45 Nuacht RTÉ 4.55 Ireland’s Fittest Family 6.00 The Angelus 6.30 Wild Cities: Galway 7.30 Room to Improve 8.30 Fair City 9.00 News 9.30 Dragons’ Den 10.35 The Meaning of Life with Gay Byrne 11.05 The Week in Politics s4C 6.00 Cyw 8.50 Penblwyddi Cyw 8.55 Pen-Blwydd Pwy? 9.00 Gwyl y Meirw: Mecsico 10.00 Pobl Harri Parri 10.30 Dal Ati: Dal Ati: Bore Da 11.30 Dal Ati: Dal Ati 12.30 Rownd a Rownd 1.15 Antur y Gorllewin 2.15 Rygbi 4.30 Top 14: Rygbi Ffrainc 5.00 Clwb 6.25 Dibendraw 6.50 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 7.00 Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol 7.30 Sam Hughes: Cowboi Penfro 8.00 Owain Tudur Jones: Ar Faes Y Gad 9.00 Y Palmant Aur 10.00 Hanes Cymru a’r Môr 11.00 Garddio a Mwy

n regIonal VarIaTIons:


ONES TO wATCH... OVER ON DIGITAL 6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Access 9.10 That ’70s 5STAR Show 9.40 8 Simple Rules 12.05 My Wife and Kids 4.55 Strip Date 5.25 Strip Date 6.00 Strip Date 6.30 Strip Date 7.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 8.00 Robert Black: Killer Behind Bars 9.00 The Devil’s Disciple: Born to Kill? 10.00 Murdered: The Bodies in the Bog 11.00 Ian Brady: 50 Years Behind Bars 12.00 Myra Hindley: The Untold Story 1.00 Wentworth Prison 2.05 Wentworth Prison 3.05 Ridiculousness 3.25 Ridiculousness 3.50 Access 4.00 Teleshopping 6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 My Name Is Earl 10.00 5USA The Mentalist 12.00 FILM: Columbo: Strange Bedfellows (1995) Crime drama, starring Peter Falk and Rod Steiger. 2.00 FILM: Columbo: Grand Deceptions (1989) Crime drama, starring Peter Falk. 4.00 FILM: Columbo: A Friend in Deed (1974) Crime drama, starring Peter Falk. 6.00 NCIS: New Orleans 7.00 NCIS: New Orleans 8.00 NCIS 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 11.00 CSI: Miami 12.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 6.00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 6.25 Emmerdale 9.00 Coronation Street 11.30 Take Me Out 12.20 Catchphrase 1.00 FILM: You’ve Got Mail (1998) Romantic comedy, starring Tom Hanks. 3.25 FILM: Nanny McPhee (2005) Period fantasy, starring Emma Thompson. 5.25 Britain’s Got Talent 6.50 Britain’s Got More Talent 7.50 FILM: The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) Fantasy adventure sequel, starring Brendan Fraser. 10.00 Family Guy 12.00 American Dad! 12.55 The Cleveland Show

ITV2

6.00 Hour of Power 7.00 Futurama 8.00 Monkey Life 9.00 Supergirl 10.00 The Flash 11.00 WWE: Raw 12.00 David Attenborough’s Galapagos 2.00 David Attenborough’s Galapagos 3.00 Modern Family 4.00 Modern Family 5.00 The Simpsons 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 Wild Things 8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 The Force: Manchester 12.00 Air Ambulance ER 1.00 Stop, Search, Seize 2.00 Road Wars 3.00 Road Wars 4.00 Inside Gatwick

SKY1

6.00 Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 8.00 The SKY ATLANTIC West Wing 9.00 The West Wing 10.00 The West Wing 11.00 The West Wing 12.00 The West Wing 1.00 Urban Secrets 2.00 Without a Trace 3.00 Without a Trace 4.00 Without a Trace 5.00 Without a Trace 6.00 Cold Case 7.00 Cold Case 8.00 Cold Case 9.00 Game of Thrones 10.00 The Tunnel: Sabotage 11.00 True Detective 12.15 True Detective 1.25 Girls 2.00 Game of Thrones 3.00 Banshee 4.00 Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 5.00 Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 11.00 Millions (2004) Comedy drama. 1.00 FILM4 Biggles (1986) Time travel adventure, with Neil Dickson. 2.50 Krull (1983) Fantasy adventure, with Ken Marshall. 5.10 Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008) Fantasy adventure, with Brendan Fraser. 7.00 Unstoppable (2010) Tony Scott’s action thriller, with Denzel Washington. 9.00 Speed (1994) Action thriller, starring Keanu Reeves. 11.15 Crash (2004) Oscar-winning drama, starring Matt Dillon. 1.30 Kramer vs Kramer (1979) Oscar-winning drama. 6.00 Bones 8.00 Children’s Hospital 9.00 Nothing to Declare 10.00 Nothing to Declare 11.00 Nothing to Declare 11.30 Sportswomen 12.00 UK Border Force 1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 3.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 4.00 Nothing to Declare 5.00 Nothing to Declare 6.00 The Biggest Loser USA 7.00 America’s Next Top Model 8.00 Elementary 9.00 Bones 10.00 Criminal Minds. Four men disappear in rural Oregon. 11.00 Criminal Minds 12.00 Criminal Minds 1.00 Bones 1.50 Bones 2.40 Scandal

SKY LIVING

6.00 Rude(ish) Tube 6.25 How I Met Your Mother 7.05 Suburgatory 8.00 Baby Daddy 9.00 The Goldbergs 10.00 Hollyoaks 12.30 Made in Chelsea 1.35 Joe & Caspar Hit the Road 3.30 The Big Bang Theory 4.30 The Big Bang Theory 5.30 FILM: We Bought a Zoo (2011) Fact-based comedy drama, starring Matt Damon. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD 10.00 Tattoo Fixers 11.00 The Inbetweeners 12.05 The 100 1.05 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD 2.00 How I Met Your Mother 2.50 Gogglebox

Home Fires

9pm, ITV It’s normally the BBC that trounces ITV when it comes to Sunday night dramas and ratings. But we must confess, we have been loving the last few weeks of double bills of The Durrells followed by Home Fires. Sadly, it’s the last episode of Home Fires for now as the series draws to a close. And it threatens to end on a high note as the village prepares for the wedding of Nick and Teresa. But it wouldn’t be Home Fires unless there’s some emotional turmoil for someone to deal with. Tonight, Pat faces a dilemma. She has a huge decision to make as

Marek’s about to leave. However, what’s Bob up to? Because it looks like he has one last trick up his sleeve to ruin any plans she makes. Elsewhere, Frances is fighting to clear her name after the closure of the factory and Alison is still wrestling with her conscience. Then, after a chance encounter with Noah on the street, Joyce decides to turn detective and do a little research of her own. But as the allies cheer for victory in the Battle of Britain, there’s one more twist of fate in store for the Great Paxford neighbours. ★★★★I

E4

6.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Tomorrow’s World 9.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 10.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 11.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 12.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 1.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 2.00 The High Chaparral 3.00 The High Chaparral 4.00 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 5.00 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 6.00 FILM: Gunsmoke: To the Last Man (1992) Western adventure, starring James Arness. 8.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 9.00 NCIS 10.00 NCIS 11.00 NCIS 12.00 NCIS 1.00 NCIS

CBS ACTION

6.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Tomorrow’s World 8.00 The Key of David 8.30 The Lord’s Challenge 9.00 Judge Judy 10.00 Judge Judy 11.00 Judge Judy 11.50 Judge Judy 12.40 Judge Judy 1.30 Judge Judy 2.20 Judge Judy 3.10 Judge Judy 4.00 Judge Judy 5.00 Unsolved Mysteries 6.00 Unsolved Mysteries 7.00 48 Hours 8.00 Missing with Troy Dunn 9.00 Evil Twins 10.00 Stalkers Who Kill 11.00 Crime Stories 12.00 Crime Stories 1.00 Evil Twins 2.00 Stalkers Who Kill 3.00 Teleshopping 4.00 Rapid Response 4.25 Heir Hunters

CBS REALITY

Indian Summers

9pm, Channel 4 It’s the penultimate episode of the series and Ralph is in trouble as he loses his grip on life. His plans are ruined now the new Viceroy’s been named and discovers the people he thought were his supporters have actually screwed him over. Meanwhile, Aafrin’s in the firing line now Charlie knows about his affair with his wife – and he wants him dead. ★★★★I

The Durrells

8pm, ITV Keeley Hawes’ Sunday night hit reaches its conclusion tonight and the kids get to know that Louisa and Sven are planning to get wed. Only Lesley doesn’t approve. In the end, even Louisa begins to think it might not be the best idea she’s ever had. Elsewhere, Gerry sets up his own zoo to show off his animals, but there aren’t many visitors. ★★★★I

Inspir ing choices


Monday 9 May BBC1

6.00 Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain (R) 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R) 11.00 Neighbourhood Blues. Art

galleries in Bath are inundated with Nazi-themed hate mail. 11.45 Oxford Street Revealed. Behind the scenes with bus and tube drivers. 12.15 Bargain Hunt. Two teams test their antiques knowledge. 1.00 BBC News at One, Weather 1.30 Local News, Weather 1.45 Doctors. New series. Al sets out for his walking adventure. 2.15 The Code 3.00 Escape to the Country (R) 3.45 Money for Nothing. Sarah Moore transforms items reclaimed from a Walsall tip. 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R) 5.15-6.00 Pointless. Quiz show, hosted by Alexander Armstrong.

6.00 BBC News at Six, Weather

6

6.30 Local News, Weather

7.00 The One Show

7 8 9

Matt Baker and Alex Jones present topical stories.

BBC2

6.00 Flog It! Trade Secrets (R) 6.30 Neighbourhood Blues (R) 7.15 Escape to the Country (R) 8.00 Sign Zone: Food Detectives (R) 8.30 Sign Zone: Gardeners’ World (R) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00 Daily Politics 1.00 Coast. From Hull to London. (R) 1.15 Athletics: Diamond

League Doha Highlights. The opening event of the season from Qatar. (R) 2.15 My Life on a Plate. With Diane Louise Jordan. (R) 3.00 Holiday of My Lifetime with Len Goodman. With Dave Myers. (R) 3.45 Indian Ocean with Simon Reeve (R) 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys. Michael Portillo embarks on a joruney from Norwich to Chichester. (R) 5.15-6.00 Flog It! A carved Chinese libation cup is auctioned in London. (R)

Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (R) 11.30 Four in a Bed (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Four in a Bed (R) 12.35 (R) 1.05 Four in a Bed (R) 1.40 Four in a Bed. The winning guest house is announced. (R) 2.10 Fifteen to One. General knowledge quiz, hosted by Sandi Toksvig. 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Couples Come Dine with Me (R) 5.00 Four in a Bed. The competition begins at Alston House in Cumbria. 5.30-6.00 Shipping Wars UK. Phil wins the bid to transport six boxes of live crayfish.

6.00 Eggheads

6.00 ITV News, Weather

6.00 The Simpsons

6.00 Home and Away

6.30 Big Blue UK

6.30 ITV Evening News

6.30 Hollyoaks

6.30 5 News Tonight

Quiz in which the winners of gameshows work as a team.

Experts detail the lives of marine animals visiting UK waters. (R)

7.00 Antiques Road Trip

7.00 Emmerdale

7.30 Invictus Games 2016 8.00 EastEnders

8.00 Choose the Right Puppy for You Part one of two. Kate

8.00 Wild Australia with Ray Mears The explorer goes in

Buster steps up his efforts to stop the supermarket opening.

8.30 Invictus Games 2016

9.00 Peter Kay’s Comedy Shuffle Brian Potter and Andy

9.00 Attenborough’s Life That Glows David Attenborough

9.00 Marcella

10.00 Upstart Crow New series. Comedy by Ben Elton about William Shakespeare.

10.00 ITV News at Ten

10.30 Newsnight

10.30 Local News, Weather

pICk 9.30 I Want My Wife Back Bex goes for dinner with 10.00 BBC News at Ten

10 10.30 Local News, Weather 10.45 Have I Got a Bit More News for You David Tennant

Analysis of the day’s events, presented by Emily Maitlis.

hosts an extended edition of the satirical quiz with comedian Phil Wang joining the regulars.

The Graham Norton 11 11.30 Show Guests include actor Tom Hiddleston, who is starring in I Saw The Light, John Malkovich and Samuel L Jackson. (R)

12.20-6.00 BBC News. A rolling service

keeping viewers abreast of the latest national and international headlines.

search of a duck-billed platypus.

8.30 Coronation Street

Gail thinks that Sarah has a new man and Roy falls out with Cathy. The killer’s next victim is a six-year-old girl and a DNA match gives the police their strongest lead yet, while DI Williamson investigates Andrew Barnes’ death. Starring Anna Friel.

10.45 River Monsters

Jeremy Wade seeks out a giant piranha in southern Africa. (R)

FIlM 11.10 The World Is Not Enough (1999) James Bond is 11.35 Burma’s Secret Jungle War with Joe Simpson Part one

of two. The mountaineer tells the story of a guerilla campaign fought behind Japanese lines during World War Two. (R)

12.35 Sign Zone: MasterChef 1.05 Mary Beard’s Ultimate Rome: Empire Without Limit (R) 2.05-6.00 This Is BBC Two. Previews of forthcoming programmes.

Ste receives a worrying text and Harry asks James for his help.

7.00 Channel 4 News

assigned to protect the heiress of an oil dynasty after her father is killed in a bombing at MI6 by an infamous terrorist who intends to destroy the world’s oil supply. Spy adventure, starring Pierce Brosnan and Robert Carlyle.

1.30 Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05

The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 2332584

Hannah struggles to adjust to life after her operation. (R) Coverage of the latest national and international stories.

7.00 Deep-Sea Super Predator

Including sport and weather.

Documentary about the search for a mysterious predator plus a look at a bizarre phenomenon that sees some of the ocean’s fiercest creatures behave in an unusually aggressive manner. (R)

8.00 Eating Well with Hemsley + Hemsley New series with sisters

8.00 Police Interceptors

Jason demands that Eileen leaves Tony’s funeral service.

Gabby Logan and Ade Adepitan present the opening action.

explores the world of bioluminescence, the often spectacular natural light produced by creatures including glow-worms and fireflies.

Homer opens a hair salon that soon becomes highly popular. (R)

7.30 Coronation Street

Humble presents a guide to buying a dog, featuring advice from experts on how to pick one that best suits prospective owners’ lifestyle and home.

Pipkin sing I’m Gonna Be.

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors. Dr

McKenzie offers advice to a patient who has terminal cancer. (R) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Cowboy Builders. Dominic Littlewood revisits a Caerphilly couple he helped in 2012. (R) 1.15 Home and Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS. The first installment of a two-part crossover with NCIS: New Orleans. (R) 3.15 FIlM: Two Wrongs (2015) Premiere. A nurse’s worst nightmare is realised when her daughter is abducted and she faces a moral dilemma if she is to save her child. Thriller, starring Gillian Zinser. 5.00 5 News at 5 5.30-6.00 Neighbours. Piper and Tyler discuss whether Ned was behind the blast. (R)

Belle tells Holly that she is having an affair with a married man.

The second staging of the multi-sport event from Florida.

Channel 4 Channel 5

6.20 Will & Grace (R) 6.45 Will & Grace (R) 7.10 Will & Grace (R) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 9.00 Frasier (R) 9.30 Frasier (R) 10.00 Frasier (R) 10.30

Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby present celebrity chat and lifestyle features, including a look at the stories making the newspaper headlines and a recipe in the kitchen. Including Local Weather. 12.30 Loose Women. Celebrity interviews and topical studio discussion. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 Local News 2.00 Judge Rinder. Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal. Valuing antiques at the RAF Museum in North London. 3.59 ITV Local Weather 4.00 Tipping Point. Gameshow, hosted by Ben Shephard. 5.00-6.00 The Chase. Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh.

Anita Manning and David Harper travel to the Isle of Bute, Glasgow and Renfrewshire on the last leg of their journey, before ending at an auction in the historic town of Paisley.

Murray. See Ones To Watch.

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ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. Guests air their differences. 10.30 This Morning.

Jasmine and Melissa Hemsley.

8.30 Food Unwrapped

New series. Matt Tebbut looks at the science of growing apples.

9.00 What Britain Buys

New series. Mary Portas looks at how Britons shop and which products are bought, meeting high-street buyers, trend forecasters, celebrity endorsers and the great British public.

10.00 Very British Problems

New series. Julie Walters narrates as celebrities recall uncomfortable sex education classes, the horror of mouldy PE kits and how Britain turned into a nation of binge drinkers.

11.05 Random Acts

New series of short films, featuring poet Hollie McNish’s take on breastfeeding in public.

11.40 24 Hours in Police Custody

Tommy Robinson, the founder of the English Defence League, is held at Luton police station after an assault on a Muslim man. (R) 12.35 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.30 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 2.25 The World’s Most Extreme 3.20 Four Rooms (R) 4.15 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures

Kev and Pete pursue a runaway car into a pitch-black farmer’s field, Jacko takes part in a major heroin bust and rookie police dog Elsa chases a runaway burglar through Middlesbrough.

pICk 9.00 The Tube: Going Underground Engineer Anita

hopes she has got her sums right as a series of new tunnels nears completions and a customer service assistant retires. Last in the series. See Ones To Watch.

10.00 Gotham: Wrath of the Villains Gordon turns to Nygma for help, Bruce reconsiders his decision to live on the streets and Cobblepot’s abuse at the hands of his father’s family drives him closer to madness.

11.00 Up Late with Rylan

New series. Rylan Clark-Neal hosts a chat show, featuring star guests, music and games.

11.45 Person of Interest

Root and Finch race to save the Machine and Reese is caught in the middle of Elias and Dominic’s final showdown. Last in series.

12.40 Tattoo Disasters UK (R) 1.05 SuperCasino 3.10 Castle (R) 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R) 4.25 Divine Designs (R) 4.45 House Doctor (R) 5.10 House Doctor (R)

sTV 10.30 Scotland Tonight, Weather UTV 10.30 News UTV Ireland 1.30 The Chase 2.25 The Pulse 2.30 Dinner Date 3.30 Judge Rinder 4.30 Dickinson’s Real Deal 5.30 News 6.00 n regIonal VarIaTIons: The Chase 8.00 Gino’s Italian Escape 9.00 The Little House 10.00 News 11.00 The Only Way Is Essex 11.45 Loose Women BBC1 n Ireland 7.00 Home Ground 10.45 Keepin ’er Country 11.15 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 12.00 The Graham Norton Show 12.45 BBC News BBC2 n Ireland 10.00 I Lár an Aonaigh 11.35 Stormont Today 12.05 Upstart Crow BBC2 sCoTland 10.30 Scotland 2016 11.00 Newsnight 12.05 Burma’s Secret Jungle War with Joe Simpson 1.05 Sign Zone: MasterChef 1.35 Sign Zone: Mary Beard’s Ultimate Rome: Empire Without Limit rTe1 8.15 The Restaurant Inspector 9.10 Grand Designs 10.10 The Doctors 11.00 Dr Phil 11.55 Shortland Street 12.25 Doctors 1.00 News 1.30 Home and Away 2.00 Neighbours 2.30 EastEnders 3.40 Fair City 4.10 Stetsons and Stilettos 4.40 Room to Improve 5.40 Nuacht 6.00 The Angelus 6.01 News 7.00 Nationwide 7.30 The Geansaí 8.00 EastEnders 8.30 10 Things to Know About 9.00 News 9.35 Veronica Guerin: A Legacy 10.35 Claire Byrne Live 11.35 Democrats 1.20 The Late Late Show 3.20 Claire Byrne Live 4.15 Nationwide 4.40 Shortland Street s4C 7.00 Cyw 1.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 1.05 Heno 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.00 Corff Cymru: Bywyd 3.30 Cegin Bryn: Tir a Môr 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh 5.55 Ffeil 6.00 Pobol y Cwm 6.25 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.30 Sgorio 7.00 Heno 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Cefn Gwlad 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Ffermio 10.00 Clwb Rygbi


ONES TO WATCh... OVER ON DIGITAL 6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 11.00 That ’70s Show 12.00 My Wife and Kids 1.00 Dance Moms 2.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 8 Simple Rules 5.00 My Wife and Kids 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 Dance Moms 9.00 FILM: Due Date (2010) Comedy, starring Robert Downey Jr. 10.55 The Magicians. 12.00 The Best of Bad TV 1.30 That ’70s Show 3.00 Costa Del Casualty: Benidorm ER 3.50 Access 4.00 Teleshopping

5STAR

6.00 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 9.00 My 5USA Name Is Earl 10.00 Access 10.10 FILM: Killer Instinct: From the Files of Agent Candice DeLong (2003) Fact-based crime drama, starring Jean Smart and A Martinez. 12.00 CSI: Miami 1.00 NCIS. The team flies to Israel. 2.00 Person of Interest 4.00 NCIS 5.00 CSI: Miami 6.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.00 NCIS 10.00 NCIS: New Orleans 11.55 CSI: Miami 12.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.50 CSI: Miami 3.35 My Name Is Earl 4.05 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 6.00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 6.20 Dinner ITV2 Date 7.15 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00 Emmerdale 8.30 Coronation Street 9.30 Psych 10.20 Royal Pains 11.15 Dinner Date 12.15 Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Bites Back! 8.00 Two and a Half Men 9.00 Family Guy 10.00 Plebs 10.30 Family Guy 11.00 American Dad! 11.55 The Cleveland Show 12.55 Two and a Half Men 1.25 Celebrity Juice 6.00 Monkey Life 8.00 Ninja Warrior 9.00 SKY1 Nothing to Declare 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 12.00 Forever 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 UK Border Force 4.00 Futurama 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Air Ambulance ER. The crew tries to save a victim of a cardiac arrest. 10.00 Legends. Martin races against the clock as he searches for Kate. 11.00 Limitless 12.00 The Force: Manchester 1.00 Brit Cops: War on Crime 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 4.00 Nothing to Declare 5.00 Ninja Warrior

Fish Town 7.00 The Guest Wing 8.00 House SKY ATLANTIC 6.00 10.00 The West Wing 11.00 Blue Bloods 12.00 Cold Case 1.00 Without a Trace 2.00 The Petrol Age 3.00 House 5.00 The West Wing 6.00 Blue Bloods 7.00 Cold Case 8.00 Without a Trace 9.00 Game of Thrones. Starring Lena Headey. 10.00 Thronecast. Companion show to Game of Thrones. 10.35 Last Week Tonight with John Oliver 11.10 Veep. Political satire. 11.45 Homegrown: The Counter-Terror Dilemma 1.25 Banshee 4.20 Fish Town 5.10 The Guest Wing 11.00 The Producers (1968) Mel Brooks’ FILM4 comedy, starring Zero Mostel. 12.50 The Night of the Grizzly (1966) Western, starring Clint Walker. 2.55 Winchester ’73 (1950) Western, starring James Stewart. 4.45 Kidnapped (1971) Period adventure, starring Michael Caine. 6.55 Terminal Velocity (1994) Action thriller, starring Charlie Sheen. 9.00 Battleship (2012) Sci-fi adventure, starring Taylor Kitsch. 11.35 Second Coming (2014) Premiere. Drama, starring Idris Elba. 1.40 Doubt (2008) Drama. 6.00 UK Border Force 7.00 Nothing to Declare 8.00 Stop, Search, Seize 9.00 SPCA Rescue 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00 Four Weddings 1.00 Fat: The Fight of My Life 2.00 Criminal Minds 4.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 5.00 Stop, Search, Seize 6.00 Nothing to Declare 7.00 Inside Gatwick. The overhaul of Gatwick Airport. 8.00 CSI: Miami. The team searches for a missing family. 9.00 Bones. Brennan is suspected of assault. 10.00 Criminal Minds 1.50 Bones 2.40 Criminal Minds

SKY LIVING

6.00 Charmed 7.35 Hollyoaks 8.05 Rules of Engagement 9.00 Rude(ish) Tube 10.00 The Goldbergs 11.00 Charmed 1.00 How I Met Your Mother 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 3.00 Melissa & Joey 4.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Made in Chelsea 10.00 Empire 11.00 Gogglebox 11.50 New Girl 12.20 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.50 Made in Chelsea 1.55 Empire 2.40 How I Met Your Mother 3.20 Rude(ish) Tube

The Tube: Going Underground

9pm, Channel 5 One hundred and fifty years after it first became operational, the London Underground is still something of a fascination to people, and not just those living in the capital. Two million of us each week tune in to Channel 5’s Going Underground, making it the most watched show on the channel. We’ve reached the last episode and the focus is on lead engineer Anita, whose project is to dig new passenger tunnels 100 feet below Bond Street station. And after two years of work, Anita’s about to break through a concrete wall separating her new tunnels

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6.00 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 9.00 JAG 10.00 MacGyver 11.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 12.00 Star Trek 1.00 The High Chaparral 2.00 NCIS 4.00 Walker, Texas Ranger 5.00 JAG 6.00 Star Trek 7.00 MacGyver 8.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 9.00 NCIS 10.00 Bad Girls. Helen informs the lifers

CBS ACTION

they will be moving to single cells, but Shell and Shaz are none too pleased to leave. 11.05 Walker, Texas Ranger 12.05 NCIS 2.50 The Streets of San Francisco 3.45 Walker, Texas Ranger 4.35 Hawaii Five-O 6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Judge Judy 10.00 It’s a Miracle with Roma Downey 12.00 Missing with Troy Dunn 1.00 Judge Judy 3.00 Hoarders 5.00 Judge Judy 7.00 Medical Detectives 8.00 Troubled Teens: Jail Shock. Show that places at-risk

CBS REALITY

teens in a programme to steer them away from a life of crime, as real convicts confront juvenile offenders with the horrors of life behind bars. 9.00 Cold Blood 11.00 Medical Detectives 12.00 I Survived 1.00 Cold Blood 3.00 Teleshopping 4.00 Rapid Response 4.25 Heir Hunters

I Want My Wife Back

9.30pm, BBC1 Murray has another plan to get his missus back tonight – he’s going to propose to her again. However, things don’t go according to plan when his pal Grant loses the ring Murray planned to give Bex. Then at the restaurant, every time he tries to pop the question again, fellow diner Julian interrupts him – and later asks Bex out himself! ★★★II

from those of Crossrail, the east-west rail link being built across the capital. If her calculations aren’t spot on, the two tunnels won’t meet up. No pressure then! Meanwhile, the Tube gets a whopping delivery of 192 megabucks new trains, which can fit even more passengers aboard. But getting them the final hundred yards into the depot is a huge pain in the backside. Elsewhere, at Hyde Park Corner station, staff are faced with hundreds of rollerskating Santas and drunken passengers leaving a nearby Christmas festival. ★★★II

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Tuesday 10 May BBC1

6.00 Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Food (R) 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer 11.00 Neighbourhood Blues11.45 Oxford Street Revealed 12.15 Bargain Hunt. From Hexham, Northumberland. (R) 1.00 BBC News at One, Weather 1.30 Local News, Weather 1.45 Doctors. Tempers fray

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8

when a “homeless” local is exposed as an undercover journalist. 2.15 The Code 3.00 Escape to the Country. A Canadian couple search for a country home. (R) 3.45 Money for Nothing. Sarah Moore tries to find hidden gems she can transform in Altrincham. 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is. Phil Serrell and Katherine Higgins face off at a high end auctioneers in Sussex. (R) 5.15-6.00 Pointless

Sign Zone: Great British Railway Journeys (R) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00 Daily Politics 1.00 Pressure Pad (R) 1.45 My Life on a Plate. Lesley Garrett’s culinary memories. (R) 2.30 The TV That Made Me. Celebrities select their favourite TV shows. (R) 3.00 Holiday of My Lifetime with Len Goodman (R) 3.45 Indian Ocean with Simon Reeve. The adventurer travels from Sri Lanka to Bangladesh. (R) 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys. Michael Portillo visits a traditional cider house in Hereford. (R) 5.15-6.00 Flog It! From the Sheldon Theatre in Oxford. (R)

6.00 BBC News at Six, Weather

6.00 Eggheads

6.00 Local News, Weather

6.30 Big Blue UK

6.30 ITV News, Weather

6.30 BBC Local News, Weather

Coverage from Florida of the multi-sport event.

7.00 Antiques Road Trip

7.00 Emmerdale

7.30 EastEnders 8.00 Holby City

8.00 Bake Off: Creme de la Creme Three teams return for

8.00 Fierce

the second semi-final, hoping to impress judges Cherish Finden, Claire Clark and Benoit Blin and secure a place in the final. Tom Kerridge hosts.

Naturalist Steve Backshall travels to Queensland in Australia, where he seeks out the most venomous box jellyfish in the world and gets hands on with a stingray.

9.00 Old School with the Hairy Bikers New series. At a

9.00 Crash: Anatomy of an Accident Drama-documentary

Johnny is worried his mistake might affect his law career. Arthur and Morven celebrate their love for each other on a day neither will forget, while Mo listens to her head instead of her heart, leading to a last-minute dash to the airport.

focusing on people caught up in a 2013 collision on the Sheppey Crossing in Kent, one of the biggest vehicle pile-ups seen on British roads.

10.00 BBC News at Ten

10.00 Later Live – with Jools Holland The pianist welcomes

10.00 ITV News at Ten

10.30 Newsnight, Weather

10.30 Local News, Weather 10.45 What Would Be Your Miracle? Emma Willis meets an

Two-part documentary in which Gareth Malone takes on a challenge – to form a choir of wounded ex-servicemen and women to perform at the Invictus Games in May. (R)

11.45 Room 101

Jonathan Ross, Michael Vaughan and Sara Pascoe try to persuade Frank Skinner to banish their pet hates. (R) 12.20-6.00 BBC News. Catch up

with all the latest headlines.

Elton John and Bloc Party.

11.15 Horizon

BBC weatherman Peter Gibbs makes an emotional return to the British Antarctic Survey’s Halley Research Station, where he lived and worked in the early 1980s. (R) 12.15 Sign Zone: MasterChef. The semi-finals get under way with the eight remaining contenders being split into two teams of four. (R) 1.15 Sign Zone: This Farming Life (R) 2.15 This Is BBC Two 5.45 Flog It! Trade Secrets (R)

eight-year-old deaf girl having an operation to fit cochlear implants and a retired Marine undergoing a brain operation to treat his bodily tremors. (R)

11.45 Bargain Shop Wars

Pep&Co enters the competitive school uniform market. (R)

12.10 Jackpot247. Viewers are offered

the chance to participate in live interactive gaming. 3.00 Loose Women. The panel discuss the issues making the front pages. (R) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R)

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors. Dr

Baveja tries to discover the root cause of a patient’s crippling back pain. (R)

12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Cowboy

Couples Come Dine with Me. Steven and Lisa kick off the contest in East Anglia. (R) 5.00 Four in a Bed. From Scotia House in Harrogate. 5.30 Shipping Wars UK. Russell must transport a motor rickshaw worth £10,000.

Builders. Dominic Littlewood revisits a Caerphilly couple he helped in 2012. (R) 1.15 Home and Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans. The final part of a crossover with the original NCIS series. (R) 3.15 FIlM: A Date to Die For (2015) Premiere. A recent divorcee, suffering from bipolar disorder, finds her date fatally stabbed and soon comes under suspicion for the crime. Thriller, starring Victoria Pratt. 5.00 5 News at 5 5.30-6.00 Neighbours. Brad goes to the police with his suspicions. (R)

6.00 The Simpsons

6.00 Home and Away

6.30 Hollyoaks

6.30 5 News Tonight

7.00 Channel 4 News

7.00 Ben Fogle: The Great African Migration The host and

Lisa gets her hands on keys to every door in Springfield. (R) James is unsettled by his mother’s latest tactics. Including sport and weather.

Jeremy Wade investigates a deadly freshwater fish in Fiji.

struggling school in Oxford, Dave Myers and Si King take two groups of pensioners and teenage pupils and pair them up to see if they can change lives.

Analysis of the day’s events, presented by Evan Davis.

Channel 4 Channel 5

6.00 Countdown (R) 6.45 Will & Grace (R) 7.10 Will & Grace (R) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 9.00 Frasier (R) 9.30 Frasier (R) 10.00 Frasier. The shrink puts his job on the line. (R) 10.30 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (R) 11.30 Four in a Bed (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Four in a Bed (R) 12.35 Four in a Bed (R) 1.05 Four in a Bed (R) 1.40 Four in a Bed (R) 2.10 Fifteen to One. Quiz show. 3.10 Countdown 4.00

7.30 River Monsters

Roanna is struggling to find a new job, so she reluctantly turns to Ray for help, while Vicky tries to divide her hours between baby Ben and fulltime work. See Ones To Watch.

10.45 Gareth’s Invictus Choir

12

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall searches for sharks in the UK. (R)

Cain mistakenly assumes that Rakesh is Belle’s lover.

10 10.30 Local News, Weather 11

Quiz in which the winners of gameshows work as a team.

Philip Serrell and Natasha Raskin visit south-west Wales before crossing into England, where they shop in Hertfordshire, Oxfordshire and Buckinghamshire.

pICk 9.00 In the Club

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ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain. News,

current affairs and lifestyle features. 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning. Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby present celebrity chat and lifestyle features, including a look at the stories making the newspaper headlines and a recipe in the kitchen. Including Local Weather. 12.30 Loose Women. With Geordie Shore’s Charlotte Crosby. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 Local News 2.00 Judge Rinder. Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal. David Dickinson helps Buckinghamshire people sort treasures from their trash. 3.59 Local Weather 4.00 Tipping Point. Gameshow, hosted by Ben Shephard. 5.00-6.00 The Chase. Quiz show, with Bradley Walsh.

7.00 Invictus Games 2016

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6.00 Flog It! Trade Secrets (R) 6.30 Neighbourhood Blues (R) 7.15 Money for Nothing (R) 8.00 Sign Zone: The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs That Built Britain (R) 8.30

8.00 Sun, Sea and Supersavers

Zac is distant with his family after being released from prison. Round-up of the day’s headlines from around the world.

Dr Grant Hopcraft continue to follow the four collared female wildebeest, witnessing some stampeding attempts over the Mara river crossing. (R)

8.00 The Yorkshire Vet

Several bargain hunters compete to see who can get the best value holiday, whether it is a weekend break in Great Yarmouth or a longer stay in Mallorca.

Julian Norton answers an emergency callout to a herd of alpacas. Meanwhile, Julian’s partner and former Herriot trainee, Peter Wright, tries to save the eyesight of Whisper.

9.00 How to Get a Council House

9.00 Penguin A&E with Lorraine Kelly Cameras follow staff at

The return of the show that goes behind the scenes with council housing officers, this time in the London borough of Hounslow. Featuring Beverley, who has fallen behind with her rent.

Africa’s penguin emergency department, including vet Natasha who is faced with a poorly patient. Followed by The Health Lottery draw.

10.00 Children on the Frontline: The Escape Documentary

10.00 Beaver Las Vegas: Saving The Strip Documentary charting

11.00 24 Hours in A&E

11.00 Up Late with Rylan

following the fortunes of a Syrian family over four years, from the ruins of their life in Aleppo to their new lives as refugees in Germany.

A five-year-old is rushed into St George’s struggling to breathe, and her mum reveals how she spent months in Great Ormond Street Hospital after being diagnosed with arthritis. (R)

12.05 Pokerstars.com PCA 2016 1.05 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.30 Gillette World Sport 2.00 IPC Swimming European Championships 2.55 The Superhumans Show (R) 3.25 Motor Sport: British GT (R) 3.55 Cycling: Cicle Classic (R) 4.50

Kirstie’s Vintage Gems (R)

the efforts of a team of eco-engineers who hope to adapt the methods of beavers to prevent water shortages in North America’s western states. Rylan Clark-Neal hosts the chat show, featuring celebrity guests and music as well as games.

11.45 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away In West London, agents Steve and Ben face the most audacious sublet scam they have ever seen. (R)

12.45 Tattoo Disasters UK (R) 1.10 SuperCasino 3.10 Castle (R) 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R) 4.25 Divine Designs (R) 4.45 House Doctor (R) 5.10 House Doctor (R)

10.30 Scotland Tonight 11.05 What Would Be Your Miracle? UTV 1.25 The Pulse 10.30 News 11.10 What Would Be Your Miracle? 12.10 Bargain Shop Wars UTV Ireland 1.30 The n regIonal VarIaTIonS: STV Chase 2.25 The Pulse 2.30 Dinner Date 3.30 Judge Rinder 4.30 Dickinson’s Real Deal 5.30 News 6.00 The Chase 10.00 News 11.00 Home Fires 12.00 Loose Women BBC1 SCoTland 8.00 River City 10.45 Holby City 11.45 Gareth’s Invictus Choir BBC2 n Ireland 10.00 Keepin ’er Country 11.15 Stormont Today 11.45 Later Live – with Jools Holland BBC2 SCoTland 9.00 How Scotland Works 10.30 Scotland 2016 11.00 Newsnight 11.45 Old School with the Hairy Bikers rTe1 8.00 The Restaurant Inspector 9.00 Grand Designs 10.00 The Doctors 10.50 Dr Phil 11.45 Shortland Street 12.15 Doctors 12.45 Telly Bingo 1.00 News 1.30 Home and Away 2.00 Neighbours 2.30 EastEnders 3.00 Neven Maguire: Home Chef 3.30 Operation Transformation 4.00 Racing from Punchestown 5.40 Nuacht 6.00 The Angelus 6.01 News 7.00 Inside the GPO 7.30 EastEnders 8.00 Fair City 8.30 Super Garden 9.00 News 9.35 Prime Time 10.15 Code Black 11.10 Silent Witness 12.10 Oireachtas Report 1.40 Birds of a Feather 2.45 Telly Bingo 2.55 Prime Time 3.30 Shortland Street S4C 7.00 Cyw 1.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 1.05 Heno 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.00 Sion a Siân 3.30 Sam Hughes: Cowboi Penfro 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh 6.00 Pobol y Cwm 6.25 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.30 Top 14: Rygbi Ffrainc 7.00 Heno 7.30 Rownd a Rownd 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 OMG: Ysgol Ni! 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Y Ditectif 10.00 Hacio 10.30 Stori Pel-Droed Cymru 11.00 Salem


ONES TO wATCh... OVER ON DIGITAL 6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 11.00 That ’70s Show 12.00 My Wife and Kids 1.00 Dance Moms 2.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 8 Simple Rules 5.00 My Wife and Kids 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 Dance Moms 8.00 Strip Date 9.00 Heroes Reborn 10.00 The Magicians 11.00 You’re the Worst 12.05 Up Late with Rylan 12.50 Top 20: Whackos at the Wheel 3 1.50 Wentworth Prison 3.35 Ridiculousness

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6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 My Name Is Earl 10.00 5USA Access 10.10 FILM: Wandering Eye (2011) Thriller, starring Amanda Righetti. 12.00 CSI: Miami 1.00 NCIS 2.00 Person of Interest 4.00 NCIS 5.00 CSI: Miami 6.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.00 NCIS 9.00 The Mysteries of Laura 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. A woman accuses her flatmate’s brother of rape. 11.00 Law & Order 11.55 CSI: Miami 12.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.50 Longmire 3.45 Access 4.00 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 6.00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 6.20 Dinner Date 7.15 Ellen DeGeneres 8.00 Emmerdale 8.30 Coronation Street 9.30 Psych 10.20 Royal Pains 11.15 Dinner Date 12.15 Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street 1.45 Ellen DeGeneres 2.35 Jeremy Kyle Show 5.50 Take Me Out 6.50 The Hot Desk: Adam Lambert 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two and a Half Men 9.00 FILM: The Matrix Revolutions (2003) Sci-fi sequel, starring Keanu Reeves. 11.35 Family Guy 12.35 American Dad! 1.30 The Almost Impossible Gameshow

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6.00 Monkey Life 8.00 Ninja Warrior 9.00 SKY1 Nothing to Declare 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 12.00 Forever 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 UK Border Force 4.00 Futurama 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 The Flash 9.00 A League of Their Own Road Trip. New series 10.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo. With Bob Mortimer, Alex Brooker and Claudia Winkleman. 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00 Air Ambulance ER 1.00 Brit Cops: War on Crime 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 4.00 Nothing to Declare 5.00 Ninja Warrior

Fish Town 7.00 Storm City 8.00 House SKY ATLANTIC 6.00 10.00 The West Wing 11.00 Blue Bloods 12.00 Cold Case 1.00 Without a Trace 2.00 The Petrol Age 3.00 House 5.00 The West Wing 6.00 Blue Bloods 7.00 Cold Case 8.00 Without a Trace 9.00 The Tunnel: Sabotage. Rosa offers the team a cryptic clue. 10.00 Penny Dreadful. Psychological thriller, starring Josh Hartnett and Eva Green. 11.05 Game of Thrones 12.05 Thronecast 12.45 The Tunnel: Sabotage 1.50 Blue Bloods 2.50 Banshee 4.00 Fish Town 5.00 Storm City 11.00 A Ticket to Tomahawk (1950) Comedy FILM4 Western. 1.00 20 Million Miles to Earth (1957) Sci-fi thriller. 2.45 Bend of the River (1952) Western. 4.35 Escape to Athena (1979) World War Two adventure, with Roger Moore. 6.55 Baggage Claim (2013) Premiere. Romantic comedy, with Paula Patton. 9.00 Fast & Furious 6 (2013) Action thriller sequel, with Vin Diesel. 11.35 Betty Blue: The Director’s Cut (1986) Extended version of the romantic drama, starring Beatrice Dalle and Jean-Hugues Anglade.

UK Border Force 7.00 Nothing to Declare SKY LIVING 6.00 8.00 Animal 999 9.00 SPCA Rescue 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 1.00 60 Minute Makeover 2.00 Criminal Minds 4.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 5.00 Four Weddings 6.00 Nothing to Declare 7.00 Inside Gatwick. The work of passenger assistants. 8.00 CSI: Miami 9.00 Blindspot. 10.00 The Blacklist. Red faces a ghost from his past. 11.00 Criminal Minds 1.50 Bones 2.40 Criminal Minds 3.30 The Real A&E

In The Club

9pm, BBC1 Things haven’t improved much for Roanna. If you recall from the last series, she was battling against her bitter ex-husband for a share of the business she helped to set up before she left him for a younger model and then fell pregnant. Now, ten months after having her baby, she is still struggling to find a job and, in the words of Simply Red, money’s too tight to mention. In fact, it’s starting to run out and the lack of it is threatening the rented roof over her and her toy boy Simon’s heads. Her last resort is to turn to her ex, Ray, for help.

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Teleshopping 9.00 JAG 10.00 MacGyver CBS ACTION 6.00 11.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 12.00 Star Trek 1.00 The High Chaparral 2.00 NCIS 4.00 Walker, Texas Ranger 5.00 JAG 6.00 Star Trek 7.00 MacGyver 8.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 9.00 NCIS. McGee tries to help his sister, who believes she may have murdered someone. Drama, starring Sean Murray. 10.00 Bad Girls 11.05 Walker, Texas Ranger 12.05 NCIS 2.50 The Streets of San Francisco 3.45 Walker, Texas Ranger 4.35 Hawaii Five-O

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6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Judge Judy 10.00 It’s a Miracle with Roma Downey 12.00 Missing with Troy Dunn 1.00 Judge Judy 3.00 Hoarders 5.00 Judge Judy 7.00 Medical

CBS REALITY

Detectives. A mass food poisoning in Oregon in 1984. Investigators tracked the outbreak to a cult who intended to use germ warfare to overthrow the American government. 8.00 Troubled Teens: Jail Shock 9.00 Cold Blood 11.00 Medical Detectives 12.00 Undercover: Sex Slaves 1.00 Cold Blood 3.00 Teleshopping 4.00 Rapid Response

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6.00 Charmed 7.35 Hollyoaks 8.05 Rules of Engagement 9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 10.00 Melissa & Joey 11.00 Charmed 1.00 How I Met Your Mother 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 3.00 Melissa & Joey 4.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Big Bang Theory 8.00 The Goldbergs 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 FILM: Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) Sci-fi comedy, with John Cusack. 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 12.00 Tattoo Fixers 1.00 The Goldbergs

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6.00 Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Food (R) 10.00 Homes Under the

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Zone: The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs That Built Britain (R) 8.30 Sign Zone: Great British Menu (R) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00 Pressure Pad. Quiz show. (R) 1.45 My Life on a Plate. Michael Buerk’s culinary memories. (R) 2.30 The TV That Made Me. Celebrities select their favourite shows. (R) 3.00 Holiday of My Lifetime with Len Goodman. Presenter Chris Hollins reminisces about a 1988 holiday in Oxford. (R) 3.45 Indian Ocean with Simon Reeve. The adventurer travels from Indonesia to Australia. (R) 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys. Michael Portillo travels through Essex and Kent. (R) 5.15-6.00 Flog It! (R)

Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby present celebrity chat and lifestyle features, including a look at the stories making the headlines and a recipe in the kitchen. Including Local Weather. 12.30 Loose Women. Topical debate from a female perspective. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 Local News, Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder. Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal. From Bingham in Nottinghamshire. 3.59 Local Weather 4.00 Tipping Point. Gameshow, hosted by Ben Shephard. 5.00-6.00 The Chase. Quiz show, with Bradley Walsh.

6.00 BBC News at Six, Weather

6.00 Eggheads

6.00 Local News, Weather

6.30 Big Blue UK

6.30 ITV Evening News

The latest national and international news stories.

6.30 Local News, Weather

Matt Baker and Alex Jones host the live magazine show, with a team of roving reporters presenting stories of interest from around the UK, plus big-name studio guests.

8.00 Invictus Games 2016

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Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and experts look at seabirds. (R)

7.00 Antiques Road Trip

The latest national and international news headlines.

7.00 Emmerdale

Auctioneers Natasha Raskin and Philip Serrell take a trip around Sussex and Kent, before heading for auction in Rayleigh, Essex. Then, they head to Berkshire and Hampshire.

Belle realises she has to end her dangerous affair with Bailey.

8.00 Horizon

8.00 Tonight at the London Palladium Bradley Walsh

Documentary investigating the scientific breakthroughs in research on Alzheimer’s which are allowing scientists to identify the debilitating disease at its earliest stages.

9.00 Nature’s Epic Journeys

Bex agrees to go for dinner with Murray at an eatery. (R)

11.45 Live at the Apollo

Lee Nelson plays host for another session of stand-up from the Hammersmith Apollo, featuring Stewart Francis. (R) 12.35-6.00 BBC News. National

and international news and sports coverage throughout the night.

Oxford, Dave Myers and Si King take two groups of pensioners and teenage pupils and pair them up to see if they can transform lives. (R)

12.15 Sign Zone: MasterChef (R) 1.15 Sign Zone: Secret Britain (R) 2.15 Sign

Zone: Normal for Norfolk. Desmond MacCarthy struggles to keep his house afloat. (R) 2.45-6.00 This Is BBC Two

6.30 5 News Tonight

7.00 Channel 4 News

The latest national and international news coverage.

8.00 The Supervet

The latest international and national news and sport.

7.00 Britain’s Horror Homes

People whose properties became living nightmares, including a couple faced with a huge sinkhole that opened up just two metres from the front door of their B&B.

8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors

9.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Paul and Ben face a

10.00 ITV News at Ten

11.15 Old School with the Hairy Bikers At a struggling school in

6.30 Hollyoaks

Ste and Cameron end up fighting while out rowing on a lake.

Matt is taken in for questioning when a sex tape emerges. (R)

pICk 9.00 One Born Every Minute Some worrying news

10.00 Cunk on Shakespeare

11.15 I Want My Wife Back

6.00 Home and Away

welcomes Jack Savoretti, The Vamps, dancers Kevin Tellez and Gabrielly Palacio, the cast of Disney’s musical The Lion King and Stomp to the stage.

10.00 BBC News at Ten

10.45 A Question of Sport

6.00 The Simpsons

Ned Flanders embarks on a romance with Mrs Krabappel. (R)

Dr Clare is visited by a man in his 80s, who has recently been diagnosed with prostate cancer, while Dr Heather is consulted by another octogenarian, whose breast cancer has spread.

Scholar Mary Beard takes a look at identity and citizenship within the Roman Empire, and follows the story of an African Roman from his native land to Britain.

10.30 Newsnight

Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA. Gordon Ramsay tries to save a failing Italian restaurant. (R) 11.25 Four in a Bed (R) 11.55 Channel 4 News Summary 12.00 Four in a Bed. From the Magna Carta in Windsor. (R) 12.30 Four in a Bed (R) 1.00 Four in a Bed. From Brighton. (R) 1.30 Four in a Bed (R) 2.00 Channel 4 Racing. Live coverage from York. 4.00 Couples Come Dine with Me (R) 5.00 Four in a Bed 5.30-6.00 Shipping Wars UK. Raymond and Grant move four giant illuminated letters.

Professor Noel Fitzpatrick treats a Staffordshire Bull Terrier that has problems with its knees and struggles to walk. Plus, an Irish Setter has a cancerous tumour in its front leg.

9.00 Killer Women with Piers Morgan Journalist and TV

Analysis of the day’s events, presented by Evan Davis.

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors. The

doctors are faced with depression and alcohol abuse. (R) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Gadget Show. From the annual Gadget Show: Live! event. (R) 1.15 Home and Away. Zac tells Leah he was stabbed during a prison fight and Dylan and Kat give in to temptation. 1.45 Neighbours. Ben throws a punch at Angus. 2.15 NCIS. McGee kills an undercover police officer. (R) 3.20 FIlM: Left for Dead (2014) Premiere. A detective develops amnesia, but as she tries to recall her past, she discovers her husband and daughter may be in danger. Thriller, with Elisabeth Rohm. 5.00 5 News at 5 5.30-6.00 Neighbours (R)

Gail, Audrey, Kylie and Bethany prepare for a pampering party.

9.00 Mary Beard’s Ultimate Rome: Empire Without Limit

Philomena Cunk presents a comic look at the Bard of Avon.

Channel 4 Channel 5

6.00 Countdown (R) 6.45 Will & Grace (R) 7.10 Will & Grace (R) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 9.00 Frasier (R) 9.30 Frasier (R) 10.00 Frasier (R) 10.30

7.30 Coronation Street

New series. Documentary following a thousand elephants as they come together in a gathering in Northern Kenya, while facing threats from both predators and poachers.

With Carl Frampton and Gail Emms. Sue Barker hosts.

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The winners of gameshows work as a team to tackle challengers.

More coverage from Florida of the second staging of the multi-sport event for wounded, injured or sick Armed Forces personnel and veterans.

10 10.30 Local News, Weather 11

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain. With Frozen and Pixels star Josh Gad. 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. Guests air their differences. 10.30 This Morning.

Hammer. Lucy Alexander, Martin Roberts and Dion Dublin visit three properties. (R) 11.00 Neighbourhood Blues. Investigating restaurants suspected of using illegal workers. 11.45 Oxford Street Revealed 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R) 1.00 BBC News at One, Weather 1.30 Local News, Weather 1.45 Doctors. Jimmi reels when CCTV footage shows a familiar face carrying out a crime. 2.15 The Code 3.00 Escape to the Country (R) 3.45 Money for Nothing 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is. Katherine Higgins and Phil Serrell compete to make a profit in Donington. (R) 5.15-6.00 Pointless

7.00 The One Show

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BBC2

6.15 Neighbourhood Blues (R) 7.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R) 8.00 Sign

personality Piers Morgan travels across the USA to meet some of America’s most notorious female killers, in a quest to discover what drives a woman to kill.

10.30 Local News, Weather 10.45 Our Queen at 90

To celebrate Elizabeth II’s 90th birthday, this documentary has enjoyed access to the Queen and members of the Royal Family during the year in which she became the nation’s longestreigning monarch. Prince Charles and his sons William and Harry reveal how she’s inspired them, while Prince Andrew and his daughters Beatrice and Eugenie say what she means to them. (R)

12.35 Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote (R) 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R)

about their unborn baby puts Maria and David’s lives on hold, while a couple with opposing views await the birth of their second child. See Ones To Watch.

challenging eviction in London, where a vulnerable tenant in rent arrears has barricaded her front door. Followed by The Health Lottery draw.

10.00 Never Seen a Doctor

10.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary

Katie Piper meets a woman who uses chewing gum to disguise her damaged front teeth, and a runner who is unaware of the effect his varicose veins could have on his health.

11.00 Gogglebox

The nation’s favourite armchair critics share their opinions on what they have been watching this week. The show captures their instant reactions from the comfort of their homes. (R) 12.00 Music on 4: Blink: Music on 4 12.35

Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (R) 1.30 FIlM: The Kids Are All Right (2010) Comedy drama, with Annette Bening. 3.25 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems (R) 3.35 Four Rooms (R) 4.30 Supershoppers (R) 5.00 Location, Location, Location (R)

highlighting alarming tales from all sides of the buy-to-let system, from unruly tenants and rogue landlords to dishonest letting agents.

11.00 Up Late with Rylan

Rylan Clark-Neal hosts the chat show, featuring celebrity guests and music as well as games.

11.45 On Benefits: Life on the Dole The documentary about

people living below the breadline meets two couples planning the perfect wedding on benefits. (R)

12.40 Tattoo Disasters UK (R) 1.10 SuperCasino 3.10 The Secret Life of Puppies (R) 4.00 Now That’s Funny! (R)

sTV 11.05 Our Queen at 90 UTV 10.30 News 11.10 Our Queen at 90 UTV Ireland 9.25 Jeremy Kyle 12.30 Loose Women 1.30 The Chase 2.25 The Pulse 2.30 Dinner Date 3.30 Judge Rinder 4.30 Dickinson’s Real Deal 5.30 News 6.00 The Chase 9.00 Car Crash Britain: Caught on Camera 10.00 News 11.00 The Only Way Is Essex 11.45 The Graham Norton Show BBC1 n Ireland 10.45 Nolan Live 11.45 A Question of Sport BBC1 sCoTland 9.00 Highlands: Scotland’s Wild Heart BBC2 sCoTland 2.30 Holiday of My Lifetime with Len Goodman 3.15 Scottish Questions 7.00 Old School with the Hairy Bikers 10.30 Scotland 2016 11.00 Newsnight 11.45 Scottish Questions rTe1 8.00 Grand Designs 9.00 The Doctors 9.55 Dr Phil 10.45 Shortland Street 11.15 Doctors 11.50 Leaders’ Questions 1.00 News 1.30 Home and Away 2.00 Neighbours 2.30 EastEnders 3.00 Fair City 3.30 Operation Transformation 4.00 Racing from Punchestown 6.00 The Angelus 6.01 News 7.00 Nationwide 7.30 How to Cook Well with Rory O’Connell 8.00 Fair City 8.30 What Are You Eating? 9.00 News 12.35 Oireachtas Report s4C 7.00 Cyw 12.00 Dysgu Gyda Cyw: Fflic a Fflac 12.15 Jen a Jim Pob Dim 12.30 Rapsgaliwn 12.45 Darllen ’Da Fi 12.55 Dysgu Gyda Cyw: Y Crads Bach 1.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 1.05 Heno 1.30 Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.00 Band Cymru 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh 6.00 Pobol y Cwm 6.25 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.30 Caeau Cymru 7.00 Heno 7.30 Garddio a Mwy 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Corff Cymru: Bywyd 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Y Sgwrs 10.00 T Llew Jones 11.00 Owain Tudur Jones: Ar Faes Y Gad 12.05 Diwedd

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OVER ON DIGITAL 6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Benidorm ER 10.00 The 5STAR Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 11.00 That ’70s Show 12.00 My Wife and Kids 1.00 Dance Moms 2.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 8 Simple Rules 5.00 My Wife and Kids 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 Dance Moms 8.10 FILM: Zoolander (2001) Comedy. 10.00 Sex Pod 11.00 My Mum’s Hotter Than Me! 12.00 Up Late with Rylan 12.50 Baby-Faced Mums 1.50 That ’70s Show 2.45 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 My Name Is Earl 10.00 5USA Access 10.10 FILM: Garage Sale Mystery (2013) Crime drama, starring Lori Loughlin. 12.00 CSI: Miami 1.00 NCIS 2.00 Person of Interest 4.00 NCIS 5.00 CSI: Miami 6.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.00 NCIS 9.00 Chicago Fire 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. A polygamist’s wife is murdered. 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 11.55 CSI: Miami 12.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.50 CSI: Broken City 2.50 The Mentalist 3.35 My Name Is Earl 6.00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 6.20 Dinner Date 7.15 Ellen DeGeneres 8.00 Emmerdale 8.30 The Cube 9.30 Psych 10.20 Royal Pains 11.15 Dinner Date 12.15 Emmerdale 12.45 The Cube: Celebrity Special 1.45 Ellen DeGeneres 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 8.00 Two and a Half Men 9.00 The Almost Impossible Gameshow 10.00 Plebs 10.30 Family Guy 11.30 American Dad! 12.30 Glitchy 1.00 Two and a Half Men 1.30 The Almost Impossible Gameshow

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6.00 Monkey Life 8.00 Ninja Warrior 9.00 SKY1 Nothing to Declare 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 12.00 Forever 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 UK Border Force 4.00 Futurama 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Arrow. Oliver and Felicity look for a magical solution to defeat Darhk. 9.00 Limitless. A developer at a think tank is murdered. 10.00 The Force: Manchester 11.00 Colony 12.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 1.00 Brit Cops: War on Crime 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 4.00 Nothing to Declare 5.00 Ninja Warrior

Fish Town 7.00 Storm City 8.00 House SKY ATLANTIC 6.00 10.00 The West Wing 11.00 Blue Bloods 12.00 Cold Case 1.00 Without a Trace 2.00 The Petrol Age 3.00 House 5.00 The West Wing 6.00 Blue Bloods 7.00 Cold Case. The death of a high-school debate champion. 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 Gomorrah. New series. The return of the Italian crime drama about Neapolitan crime syndicate the Camorra, as seen through the eyes of right-hand man Ciro Di Marzio. Marco D’Amore stars. 11.20 Dexter 1.40 Gomorrah 4.00 Fish Town 11.00 Sahara (1943) World War Two FILM4 melodrama. 1.05 River of No Return (1954) Western, with Robert Mitchum. 2.55 Crash Dive (1943) Romantic wartime drama, with Tyrone Power. 5.05 Posse from Hell (1961) Western, with Audie Murphy. 6.50 Casper (1995) Supernatural family comedy, with Christina Ricci. 9.00 Non-Stop (2014) Action thriller, with Liam Neeson. 11.05 Wanted (2008) Action adventure, with James McAvoy. 1.15 American Graffiti (1973) Coming-of-age comedy drama.

UK Border Force 7.00 Nothing to Declare SKY LIVING 6.00 8.00 Animal 999 9.00 SPCA Rescue 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 1.00 60 Minute Makeover 2.00 Criminal Minds 4.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 5.00 Four Weddings 6.00 Nothing to Declare 7.00 Inside Gatwick 8.00 Criminal Minds 9.00 Madam Secretary 10.00 Grey’s Anatomy. Medical drama, starring Ellen Pompeo. 11.00 Criminal Minds 1.50 Bones 2.40 Blindspot 3.30 The Real A&E 4.20 Motorway Patrol

One Born Every Minute

9pm, Channel 4 What do you think the most watched show on Channel 4 is? According to viewing figures, Gogglebox is the most-viewed programme, followed by The Supervet. And picking up the rear is One Born Every Minute, the fly-on-the-wall documentary show now in its sixth year. It follows parents-to-be at Liverpool Women’s Hospital and tonight, it’s 37-year-old self-confessed thrill-seeker Gareth and his partner Jenny who come under the spotlight. Sadly, 18 months after they first started seeing each other, Gareth discovered he had multiple sclerosis. Now, with the impending arrival of

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Teleshopping 9.00 JAG 10.00 MacGyver CBS ACTION 6.00 11.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 12.00 Star Trek 1.00 The High Chaparral 2.00 NCIS 4.00 Walker, Texas Ranger 5.00 JAG 6.00 Star Trek 7.00 MacGyver 8.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 9.00 NCIS. Two FBI agents try to seize control of the team’s investigation into the discovery of a perfectly preserved body hidden in a chimney at a marine base. 10.00 Bad Girls 11.05 Walker, Texas Ranger 12.05 NCIS 2.50 The Streets of San Francisco 3.45 Walker, Texas Ranger

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6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Judge Judy 10.00 It’s a Miracle with Roma Downey 12.00 Missing with Troy Dunn 1.00 Judge Judy 3.00 Hoarders 5.00 Judge Judy 7.00 Medical Detectives 8.00 Troubled Teens: Jail Shock 9.00 Cold Blood 11.00

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Medical Detectives. The capture of a multiple rapist and murderer after an assaulted victim escaped his clutches and helped police track him down. 12.00 Undercover: Sex Slaves 1.00 Cold Blood 3.00 Teleshopping 4.00 Rapid Response 4.25 Heir Hunters 5.10 Cheaters

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6.00 Charmed 7.35 Hollyoaks 8.05 Rules of Engagement 9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 10.00 Melissa & Joey 11.00 Charmed 1.00 How I Met Your Mother 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 3.00 Melissa & Joey 4.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Jane the Virgin 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 The 100 10.00 Supernatural 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 12.00 The IT Crowd 1.05 Rude Tube 2.10 The 100 2.55 Supernatural 3.40 Marry Me 4.00 Rules of Engagement

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Thursday 12 May BBC1

6.00 Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Food (R) 10.00 Homes Under the

Hammer. Properties in Coventry, Croydon and Nottinghamshire. 11.00 Neighbourhood Blues. A man is viciously assaulted in broad daylight. 11.45 Oxford Street Revealed. A man proposes to his girlfriend on a double-decker bus. 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R) 1.00 BBC News at One, Weather 1.30 Local News, Weather 1.45 Doctors. Jimmi is forced to tell the police what he knows. 2.15 The Code. Quiz, hosted by Matt Allwright. 3.00 Escape to the Country. Sonali Shah searches for properties in Sussex. 3.45 Money for Nothing (R) 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R) 5.15-6.00 Pointless. Quiz show.

6.00 BBC News at Six, Weather

6

6.30 Local News, Weather

7.00 The One Show

7

Matt Baker and Alex Jones present the live magazine.

7.30 EastEnders

Peggy Mitchell breaks the news about her cancer to Phil.

8.00 Invictus Games 2016

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6.00 Eggheads

6.00 ITV News, Weather

6.30 Big Blue UK

6.30 ITV Evening News

Quiz in which the winners of gameshows work as a team.

Richard Taylor Jones goes in search of the barrel jellyfish. (R)

7.00 Antiques Road Trip

The Dingles throw a party to celebrate Aaron’s name change.

8.00 Kangaroo Dundee and Other Animals – Part 2: Natural World Part two of two. The new

8.00 Emmerdale

pICk 9.00 Peaky Blinders

10.45 Question Time

David Dimbleby chairs the debate from Aberdeen with a panel of politicians and other guests facing a range of topical questions from the audience.

11.45 This Week

Andrew Neil presents a light-hearted romp through the latest political developments. 12.35-6.00 BBC News. Rolling service

keeping viewers abreast of the latest national and international headlines.

7.00 Emmerdale

Christina Trevanion and Thomas Plant travel across the Republic of Ireland in a 1962 Bedford van, beginning in Cashel, Co Tipperary before heading to an auction in the town of Birr, Co Offaly.

9.00 Gareth’s Invictus Choir

10 10.30 Local News, Weather

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Holiday of My Lifetime with Len Goodman. Ainsley Harriott and Len visit Blackpool. (R) 3.45 Pilgrimage with Simon Reeve. Journeys made by British pilgrims. (R) 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys. Michael Portillo travels from Faversham to Dorking. (R) 5.15-6.00 Flog It! Anita Manning and James Lewis visit Balbirnie House in Fife. (R)

Anneka Rice’s culinary memories. (R)

2.30 The TV That Made Me. Celebrities select their favourite TV shows. (R) 3.00

animals are proving quite a handful and Brolga ends up on crutches after a run-in with Roger the kangaroo.

Conclusion of the documentary in which Gareth Malone forms a choir to perform at the Invictus Games in May. Gareth informs them that they will be writing the song lyrics in Florida.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain. With former Homeland star Damian Lewis. 8.30

Lorraine. Entertainment and fashion news. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. Guests air their differences. 10.30 This Morning. Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby present celebrity chat and lifestyle features, including a look at the stories making the headlines and a recipe. 12.30 Loose Women. The ladies put the world to rights once more. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 Local News, Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder. Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal. Tony Geering falls for some miniature bronze animals in Penygroes, North Wales. 3.59 ITV Local Weather 4.00 Tipping Point. Gameshow. 5.00-6.00 The Chase. Quiz show.

Coverage from Florida of the second staging of the multi-sport event for wounded, injured or sick armed forces personnel and veterans. Presented by Gabby Logan.

10.00 BBC News at Ten

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BBC2

6.00 Flog It! Trade Secrets (R) 6.30 Neighbourhood Blues (R) 7.15 Money for Nothing (R) 8.00 Sign Zone: The Great Interior Design Challenge (R) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00 Daily Politics 1.00 Pressure Pad (R) 1.45 My Life on a Plate.

8.30 Bargain Shop Wars

Pep&Co launch a competition to keep the staff motivated.

9.00 What Would Be Your Miracle? Emma Willis meet a

five-year-old girl with cerebral palsy having surgery to help her stand and a 48-year-old undergoing an operation to cure her blindness. Last in the series.

10.00 Mock the Week

10.00 ITV News at Ten

10.30 Newsnight

10.30 Local News, Weather

In-depth analysis of the day’s events, presented by Evan Davis.

11.15 Mary Beard’s Ultimate Rome: Empire Without Limit

Scholar Mary Beard takes an in-depth look at identity and citizenship within the Roman Empire and follows the story of an African Roman to Britain. (R) 12.15 Sign Zone: MasterChef (R) 12.45

Sign Zone: Paul O’Grady: The Sally Army and Me (R) 1.15 Sign Zone: How to Stay Young (R) 2.15-6.00 This Is BBC Two. Previews of forthcoming programmes.

Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (R) 11.25 Four in a Bed (R) 11.55 Channel 4 News Summary 12.00 Four in a Bed (R) 12.30 Four in a Bed (R) 1.00 Four in a Bed (R) 1.30 Four in a Bed. The winners are announced. (R) 2.00 Channel 4 Racing. Live coverage from York and Salisbury. 4.00 Couples Come Dine with Me. Three Hastings couples compete. (R) 5.00 Four in a Bed. A father and son host rivals at the Crown and Kitchen in Scotland. 5.30-6.00 Shipping Wars UK. Raymond and Grant collect a load of live crabs.

6.00 The Simpsons

6.00 Home and Away

6.30 Hollyoaks

6.30 5 News Tonight

Including sport and weather.

7.00 Channel 4 News

7.00 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys Chris sets off

8.00 Kirstie and Phil’s Love It or List It Featuring a couple who

8.00 On Benefits: Life on the Dole People struggling to live on

9.00 24 Hours in Police Custody

9.00 Violent Child, Desperate Parents Therapist Mandy

Homer befriends a former CIA man. With Kiefer Sutherland. (R) Jack tells Alfie that Jade has suffered an allergic reaction.

volunteers on Greek islands.

Nicola tries to matchmake Carly and Jai but Charity interferes.

Coverage of the latest national and international stories.

10.40 Crash: Anatomy of an Accident Drama-documentary

focusing on a 2013 collision on the Sheppey Crossing in Kent, one of the biggest vehicle pile-ups seen in Britain. (R)

11.40 Murder, She Wrote

Jessica finds herself mixed up with dodgy detective Charlie Garrett while trying to clear a local fisherman of murder. (R)

12.30 Jackpot247. Live gaming. 3.00

Migrant Crisis – Brits on the Frontline: Tonight (R) 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R)

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff.

Studio debate, hosted by Matthew Wright. 11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors. The doctors must deal with the subject of bereavement. (R) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs. Laura Hamilton and Dan Lobb help newlyweds in Grays, Essex. (R) 1.15 Home and Away. Kyle tracks down Isla. 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 NCIS. Two agents are murdered. (R) 3.20 FIlM: Patient Killer (2015) Premiere. A hypnotherapist haunted by a client’s suicide wonders if there are sinister forces at work while treating a similar patient. Thriller, with Victoria Pratt. Edited for violence. 5.00 5 News at 5 5.30-6.00 Neighbours. Paige tries to convince John to stay.

7.30 Migrant Crisis – Brits on the Frontline: Tonight The work of

Tommy goes to London where he discovers the extreme lengths his new paymasters are willing to go to. Back in Birmingham, John’s temper gets the better of him. See Ones To Watch.

Ed Byrne, Milton Jones, Russell Kane and Zoe Lyons guest. (R)

Channel 4 Channel 5

6.20 Will & Grace (R) 6.45 Will & Grace (R) 7.10 Will & Grace (R) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 9.00 Frasier (R) 9.30 Frasier (R) 10.00 Frasier (R) 10.30

live in a cottage in Surrey. Phil Spencer comes up with a few options should they decide to move while Kirstie Allsopp is full of ideas if they wish to stay. Officers at Luton police station interview a suspect who killed a man with a single punch outside a nightclub, trying to determine whether it was an aggressive attack or an act of self-defence.

10.00 Grayson Perry: All Man

The artist continues his voyage through the world of modern masculinity with a visit to a crime-plagued estate in Lancashire, spending time with both criminals and policemen.

11.05 How to Get a Council House The return of the

programme that goes behind the scenes with council housing officers, this time in the London borough of Hounslow. (R) 12.10 Never Seen a Doctor (R) 1.05 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 2.00 One Born Every Minute (R) 3.00 The World’s Most Extreme 3.55 Location, Location, Location (R) 4.50 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites (R) 5.00 Fifteen to One (R)

Kat is torn by Dylan’s tough approach to quizzing Matt. (R) All the latest national and international stories.

from the coast of Chile to cross the Andes by train, traversing some of the most inhospitable terrain on the planet and suffering altitude sickness. (R)

the dole while also caring for their furry friends, including a Sheffield woman who shares her one-bedroom council home with an astonishing 32 pets.

Saligari heads to Somerset to help 13-year old Luke, who has become increasingly violent toward his family. Followed by The Health Lottery draw.

10.00 Betrayed and He’s Going to Pay – When Revenge Gets Ugly Documentary profiling people who have refused to take break-ups lying down. Featuring a jilted fiancé who raffled off his honeymoon.

11.00 Up Late with Rylan

Rylan Clark-Neal hosts the chat show, featuring celebrity guests and music as well as games for the audience and viewers.

11.45 Lip Sync Battle UK: Walliams v Dixon Alesha Dixon takes on David Walliams. (R)

12.15 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Henry VIII and His Six Wives (R) 4.00 Now That’s Funny! (R) 4.45 Wildlife SOS (R) 5.10 Divine Designs (R) 5.35-6.00 House Doctor (R)

STV 11.05 Crash: Anatomy of an Accident UTV 10.30 Newsr 11.10 Irish Tarmac Rally Championship UTV Ireland 1.30 The Chase 2.25 The Pulse 2.30 Dinner Date 3.30 Judge Rinder 4.30 Dickinson’s Real Deal 5.30 News 6.00 The Chase 7.30 Vet School 8.30 Bargain Shop Wars 10.00 News 11.00 Play to the Whistle 11.45 Loose Women 2.10 News BBC1 n Ireland 10.45 The View 11.25 Question Time BBC2 n Ireland 10.00 Delete, Delete, Delete BBC2 SCoTland 6.30 Antiques Road Trip 7.30 The Beechgrove Garden 10.30 Scotland 2016 11.00 Newsnight 11.45 Mary Beard’s Ultimate Rome: Empire Without Limit rTe1 6.00 EuroNews 6.20 Teleshopping 6.55 Shopping from Home 9.00 The Doctors 9.55 Dr Phil 10.45 Shortland Street 11.15 Doctors 11.50 Leaders’ Questions 12.45 Telly Bingo 1.00 News 1.30 Home and Away 2.00 Neighbours 2.30 Ireland’s Search and Rescue 3.00 Fair City 3.30 Operation Transformation 4.00 Racing from Punchestown 6.00 The Angelus 6.01 News 7.00 The Gleneagle 7.30 EastEnders 8.00 Fair City 8.30 Home of the Year 9.00 News 9.35 Prime Time 10.15 Happy Valley 11.25 The Good Wife 12.15 Oireachtas Report 12.50 Castle 1.45 Casualty 2.40 Telly Bingo 2.50 Prime Time 3.25 Shortland Street 3.50 Dr Phil S4C 7.00 Cyw 1.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 1.05 Heno 1.30 Cefn Gwlad 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.00 Lle Aeth Pawb? 3.30 OMG: Ysgol Ni! 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh 6.00 Pobol y Cwm 6.25 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.30 Sion a Siân 7.00 Heno 7.30 Rownd a Rownd 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Cegin Bryn: Tir a Môr 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Argyfwng Sychder Lesotho 10.00 Ochr 1 10.30 Y Lle

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OVER ON DIGITAL 6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Benidorm ER 10.00 The 5STAR Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 11.00 That ’70s Show 12.00 My Wife and Kids 1.00 Dance Moms 2.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 8 Simple Rules 5.00 My Wife and Kids 5.55 Access 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 Dance Moms 8.00 Teen Wolf 9.00 The Magicians 10.00 American Horror Story: Asylum. New series. 11.00 Strip Date 12.00 Up Late with Rylan 12.50 Sex Pod 1.50 That ’70s Show 2.45 Ridiculousness 6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 My Name Is Earl 10.00 5USA Access 10.05 FILM: Buried Secrets (2014) Thriller, starring Sarah Carter. 12.00 CSI: Miami 1.00 NCIS 2.00 Person of Interest 4.00 NCIS 5.00 CSI: Miami 5.55 Access 6.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.00 NCIS 9.00 Law & Order. A model is found dead in an alley. 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. A girl’s body is found outside a church. 11.00 Law & Order 11.55 CSI: Miami 12.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.50 The Mentalist 3.35 My Name Is Earl 6.20 Dinner Date 7.15 Ellen DeGeneres 8.00 ITV2 Emmerdale 8.30 Coronation Street 9.00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 9.30 Psych 10.20 Scorpion 11.15 Dinner Date 12.15 Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street 1.15 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 1.45 Ellen DeGeneres 2.35 Jeremy Kyle 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 8.00 Two and a Half Men 9.00 Release the Hounds 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 @elevenish 11.20 Family Guy 12.20 American Dad! 1.20 Plebs 6.00 Monkey Life 8.00 Ninja Warrior 9.00 SKY1 Nothing to Declare 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 UK Border Force 4.00 Futurama 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 DC’s Legends of Tomorrow. Rip and the team seek safety in the American Old West. 9.00 Colony. Katie and Will learn shocking news about their missing son. 10.00 The Five 12.00 Stop, Search, Seize 1.00 Brit Cops: War on Crime 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 4.00 Nothing to Declare

Fish Town 7.00 Storm City 8.00 House SKY ATLANTIC 6.00 10.00 The West Wing 11.00 Blue Bloods 12.00 Cold Case 1.00 David Attenborough’s Conquest of the Skies 3.00 House 5.00 The West Wing 6.00 Blue Bloods 7.00 Cold Case 8.00 Without a Trace 9.00 Billions. New series. Drama, starring Paul Giamatti. 10.10 Silicon Valley. New series. Richard Hendricks goes on the warpath. 10.45 Last Week Tonight with John Oliver 11.20 Veep 11.55 Penny Dreadful 1.00 Billions 2.10 Banshee 4.20 Fish Town 5.10 Storm City 11.00 Bless This House (1972) British comedy, FILM4 starring Sid James. 12.50 The Towering Inferno (1974) Disaster movie, starring Paul Newman. 4.10 The Quiet Man (1952) Romantic comedy drama, with John Wayne. 6.45 Starman (1984) Sci-fi fantasy romance, starring Jeff Bridges. 9.00 Vehicle 19 (2013) Action thriller, starring Paul Walker. 10.40 Spring Breakers (2012) Drama, starring James Franco. 12.25 Dazed and Confused (1993) Comedy drama, with Ben Affleck. 2.30 Alamar (2009) Drama.

UK Border Force 7.00 Nothing to Declare SKY LIVING 6.00 8.00 Animal 999 9.00 SPCA Rescue 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 1.00 60 Minute Makeover 2.00 Criminal Minds 4.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 5.00 Four Weddings 6.00 Nothing to Declare 7.00 Inside Gatwick 8.00 Criminal Minds 9.00 Elementary 10.00 Scandal. Olivia and Abby are forced to put aside their differences. 11.00 Criminal Minds 1.50 Bones 2.40 The Blacklist 3.30 The Real A&E 4.20 Motorway Patrol

Peaky Blinders

9pm, BBC2 Any fan of wonderful but gritty drama Peaky Blinders can’t have been disappointed by last week’s opening episode. First came Tommy Shelby’s wedding day – which surprised us all – but while his guests enjoyed the celebrations he had important business to conduct that didn’t involve his new bride. Now that he’s a family man, Tommy was more determined than ever to go legit and keep his loved ones safe. Only we’re guessing that over the next five weeks, that’s going to be a lot easier in theory than it is in practice. His troubles continue tonight when, on the orders of the

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Teleshopping 9.00 JAG 10.00 MacGyver CBS ACTION 6.00 11.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 12.00 Star Trek 1.00 The High Chaparral 2.00 NCIS 4.00 Walker, Texas Ranger 5.00 JAG 6.00 Star Trek 7.00 MacGyver 8.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Dr Bashir helps a hyper-intelligent outcast recover from a trance-like state, with traumatic consequences. Sci-fi adventure, starring Avery Brooks. 9.00 NCIS 10.00 Bad Girls 11.05 Walker, Texas Ranger 12.05 NCIS 2.50 The Streets of San Francisco 3.45 Walker, Texas Ranger

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6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Judge Judy 10.00 It’s a Miracle with Roma Downey 12.00 Missing with Troy Dunn 1.00 Judge Judy 3.00 Hoarders 5.00 Judge Judy 7.00 Medical Detectives 8.00 Troubled Teens: Jail Shock. Show that places at-risk

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teens in a programme to steer them away from a life of crime, as real convicts confront juvenile offenders with the horrors of life behind bars. 9.00 Cold Blood 11.00 Medical Detectives 12.00 Undercover: Sex Slaves 1.00 Cold Blood 3.00 Teleshopping 4.00 Rapid Response

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6.00 Charmed 7.35 Hollyoaks 8.05 Rules of Engagement 9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 10.00 Melissa & Joey 11.00 Charmed 1.00 How I Met Your Mother 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 3.00 Melissa & Joey 4.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 9.30 Angie Tribeca 10.00 The Windsors 11.00 The IT Crowd 12.05 The Big Bang Theory 1.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 2.25 Empire 3.10 Marry Me

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secretive Economic League, Tommy takes a trip to London to meet the slightly sinister Duke Leon. It’s safe to say the two lock horns and Tommy learns his new bosses will go to extreme lengths to retain their power and expand. Meanwhile, back in Birmingham, third Shelby brother John’s temper gets the better of him, and a personal spat with the Italians grows and grows and threatens to become a turf war. Tommy steps in to try to take control until he learns to what extent his new enemy’s hold on the Peaky Blinders is. ★★★★★

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Friday 13 May BBC1

6.00 Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain (R) 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R) 11.00 Neighbourhood Blues. A break-in

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turns from being a manhunt to a search-and-rescue mission. Last in the series. 11.45 Oxford Street Revealed. The Australian rugby union team attend a shirt-signing session. 12.15 Bargain Hunt. Two teams test their antiques knowledge. 1.00 BBC News at One, Weather 1.30 Local News, Weather 1.45 Doctors. Daniel lies to Zara. 2.15 The Code. Quiz, hosted by Matt Allwright. 3.00 Escape to the Country. A couple wishing to relocate to rural Northamptonshire. 3.45 Money for Nothing (R) 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is. (R) 5.15-6.00 Pointless. Quiz show.

Simon Weston returns to his childhood home in Caerphilly. (R) 2.30 The TV That Made Me. Celebrities select their favourite TV shows. (R) 3.00 Holiday of My Lifetime with Len Goodman. With Fatima Whitbread. (R) 3.45 Pilgrimage with Simon Reeve. Ancient routes across Europe that are still being used. (R) 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys. Michael Portillo completes his journey to Chichester. (R) 5.15-6.00 Flog It! From Todmorden in West Yorkshire. (R)

6.00 BBC News at Six, Weather

6.00 Eggheads

6.00 Local News, Weather

6.30 Big Blue UK

6.30 ITV Evening News

6.30 Local News, Weather

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A group of common seals living in a surprisingly urban setting. (R)

7.00 Nick Baker’s Wild West

7.00 Emmerdale

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors. The

Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (R) 11.30 Salvage SOS. Robert Kulp and Mike Whiteside visit Izard Farmhouse in Copper Hill, Virginia. 11.55 Channel 4 News Summary 12.00 Car SOS (R) 12.55 Formula 1: Spanish Grand Prix Practice 2 Live. The fifth round of the season continues. 2.35 Channel 4 Racing. Live coverage from York and Newbury. 5.00 Four in a Bed. The B&B owners meet to find out what they have been paid. 5.30-6.00 Shipping Wars UK. Raymond and Grant try to boost the week’s profit.

doctors deal with emergency situations. (R) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs. A Walthamstow family who employed an inept builder. (R) 1.15 Home and Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS. A murder investigation proves complicated for McGee. (R) 3.15 FIlM: Jesse Stone: Sea Change (2007) The New England police chief investigates an unsolved case involving a bank teller who was shot dead in broad daylight. Detective thriller, starring Tom Selleck and Kathy Baker. 5.00 5 News at 5 5.30-6.00 Neighbours. Paul convinces Aaron to take on his case. (R)

6.00 The Simpsons

6.00 Home and Away

6.30 Hollyoaks

6.30 5 News Tonight

Bart discovers a passion for history under a new teacher. (R) Tony receives an invoice and goes to see the loan shark alone.

7.00 Channel 4 News

Hannah lashes out at the guests at the fundraiser. (R)

7.00 The Gadget Show

Exploring the steep-sided river valleys of Devon and Cornwall.

Residents gather at the church to say farewell to Edna Birch.

7.30 A Question of Sport

7.30 Food Detectives

7.30 Coronation Street

David and Robert are stunned when Nick cancels the stag do.

The life of the younger citizens of the Islamic Republic of Iran.

7.30 Unreported World

Jason Bradbury, Amy Williams, Ortis Deley and Jon Bentley head to Spain with a competitive selection of the latest tech intended to keep holidaymakers happy. Last in the series.

8.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Garden Rooms The architect

8.00 Revealed – The Truth About the Holy Grail Examining

With Carl Frampton, Kurt Gidley, Gail Emms and Andy Goode. (R)

Sean Fletcher examines nutritional labels on packaging.

As Peggy catches up with old friends, Sharon supports Phil.

Gordon Watson meets design expert Baroness Lambert.

8.00 The Extraordinary Collector

8.00 Barging Round Britain with John Sergeant John tackles the

8.30 Invictus Games 2016

8.30 Gardeners’ World

8.30 Coronation Street

9.00 Rick Stein’s Long Weekends

9.00 The Secret

The second staging of the multi-sport event from wounded, injured or sick armed forces personnel and veterans. Gabby Logan and Ade Adepitan present the best of the action.

9.30 Have I Got News for You

Frankie Boyle hosts the quiz with guests including Adil Ray.

10.00 BBC News at Ten

10 10.25 Local News, Weather 10.35 The Graham Norton Show The host is joined by

Jennifer Lawrence and James McAvoy, co-stars of the new movie X-Men: Apocalypse.

11.20 Witless

enlists Leanne’s help in a 11 Rhona bid to blend in on the estate.

FIlM 11.50 Wild Hogs (2007)

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Quiz in which the winners of gameshows work as a team.

Channel 4 Channel 5

6.20 Will & Grace (R) 6.45 Will & Grace (R) 7.10 Will & Grace (R) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.55 Formula 1: Spanish Grand Prix Practice 1 Live 10.35

Alex Jones and a guest host the final programme of the week.

8.00 EastEnders

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ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain. News,

current affairs and lifestyle features. 8.30 Lorraine. Entertainment and fashion news. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. Guests air their differences. 10.30 This Morning. Celebrity chat and lifestyle features, including a look at the stories making the headlines and a recipe. Presented by Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford. 12.30 Loose Women. Topical debate from a female perspective. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 Local News 2.00 Judge Rinder. Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal. From Stoke-on-Trent. 3.59 ITV Local Weather 4.00 Tipping Point. Gameshow, hosted by Ben Shephard. 5.00-6.00 The Chase. Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh.

7.00 The One Show

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BBC2

6.00 Flog It! Trade Secrets (R) 6.30 Neighbourhood Blues (R) 7.15 Escape to the Country (R) 8.00 Sign Zone: Into the Wild with Gordon Buchanan (R) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00 Daily Politics 1.00 Pressure Pad (R) 1.45 My Life on a Plate.

Four friends going through midlife crises dust off their old motorcycles and hit the road on a 2,000-mile cross-country trip. Comedy, starring John Travolta. 1.30-6.00 BBC News. Latest headlines.

Monty Don sows vegetables and plants out scented plants. The chef visits Vienna, which gave its name to one of Europe’s most popular dishes – the Wiener schnitzel. Rick learns the etiquette to the Austrian capital’s coffee house culture.

difficult skill of glassblowing.

Nick breaks the news to Carla that he cannot marry her. Colin and Hazel cannot cope with the stress and go their separate ways, with Colin increasingly convinced that God is punishing him for committing the murders. Starring James Nesbitt.

10.00 Mum

10.00 ITV News at Ten

10.30 Newsnight

10.30 Local News, Weather

New series. Family comedy, starring Lesley Manville. Analysis of the day’s events, presented by Emily Maitlis.

11.00 Artsnight – Nicholas Serota The director of the Tate

examines art in deprived areas.

11.30 Later – with Jools Holland Extended edition, featuring performances by Corinne Bailey Rae, Elton John, Bloc Party, Kronos Quartet, Basia Bulat and newcomers Spring King.

12.35 Sign Zone: Question Time (R) 1.35

Sign Zone: Never Again: Fear and Faith in Paris (R) 2.05 Louis Theroux – Drinking to Oblivion (R) 3.05-6.00 This Is BBC Two

FIlM 10.40 Die Another Day

(2002) James Bond is suspended after being taken hostage in North Korea, but goes against orders to track down those who betrayed him. During the pursuit of the terrorist he was investigating before his capture, he discovers a connection with a British billionaire who has constructed a devastating orbital weapon. Spy adventure, starring Pierce Brosnan. 1.05 Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote (R) 3.50-6.00 ITV Nightscreen

reflects on the things it is possible to build in the humble back garden, from a stargazing retreat to a garden room made from a derelict swimming pool.

the possible whereabouts of the Christian relic, reputed to be the cup that Jesus drank from at the Last Supper and that received his blood at the Crucifixion.

9.00 Gogglebox

9.00 Ben Fogle: The Great African Migration Ben witnesses

The nation’s favourite armchair critics share their opinions on what they have been watching during the week. The programme captures their instant reactions and lively discussions.

10.00 The Windsors

Wills and Kate shun royal life and move into her dream semi.

10.35 Very British Problems

A host of celebrities recall uncomfortable sex education classes, the horror of mouldy PE kits, and how Britain became a nation of binge drinkers. Narrated by Julie Walters. (R)

11.40 Rude Tube

Alex Zane presents a selection of clips featuring animals, including the “mole whisperer” and an unusual delivery of tropical fish. 12.35 FIlM: Chinatown (1974) Mystery, with Jack Nicholson. 2.55 Flowers 3.25 Random Acts (R) 3.55 Location, Location, Location (R) 4.50 Fifteen to One (R)

the final leg of the migration as the wildebeest, having travelled 500km, loop back into Tanzania. Last in the series.Followed by The Health Lottery draw.

FIlM 10.00 Alex Cross (2012) A homicide cop pursues an ex-military assassin who has sadistically tortured and murdered a wealthy executive, leaving a surreal clue to the next victim. However, as the detective tries to bring the killing spree to an end, he finds his own family is also in the firing line. Crime thriller, starring Tyler Perry, Matthew Fox and Jean Reno. Includes 5 News Update at 11pm. 12.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive

gaming with a mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenters. 3.10 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away (R) 4.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 4.50 Wildlife SOS (R) 5.10 Divine Designs (R) 5.35-6.00 House Doctor (R)

Wales 8.00 Coast & Country sTV 8.00 Animal 999 10.30 Scotland Tonight Special UTV 10.40 UTV Life 11.10 FIlM: Die Another Day (2002) UTV Ireland 5.00 Teleshopping 1.30 The Chase 2.30 Dinner Date 3.30 Judge Rinder 4.30 Dickinson’s Real Deal 5.30 News: Ireland Live, Weather 6.00 The Chase 6.58 Ireland Live Update 7.59 Ireland Live Update 8.00 The Pulse 8.59 Ireland Live Update 10.00 News: Ireland Live at 10 10.30 Caught on Camera 11.30 Loose Women 12.25 Teleshopping 1.55 News: Ireland Live WesTCoUnTry 10.30 ITV News West Country BBC1 n Ireland 10.35 Bikes! North West 200 11.15 The Graham Norton Show 12.00 Witless 12.30 FIlM: Wild Hogs (2007) 2.05 BBC News BBC1 sCoTland 7.30 Landward BBC1 Wales 7.30 Weatherman Walking rTe1 10.00 The Doctors 10.50 Dr Phil 11.45 Shortland Street 12.15 Doctors 12.45 Telly Bingo 1.00 News 1.30 Home and Away 2.00 Neighbours 2.30 EastEnders 3.00 Fair City 3.30 Operation Transformation 4.00 Racing from Punchestown 6.00 The Angelus 6.01 News 7.00 Nationwide 7.30 The Zoo 8.00 EastEnders 8.30 Tracks and Trails 9.00 News 9.35 The Late Late Show 11.45 News 1.45 The Good Wife 2.35 Telly Bingo 2.45 Nationwide 3.10 Shortland Street 3.35 Dr Phil 4.20 Doctors 4.50 EuroNews s4C 7.00 Cyw 1.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 1.05 Heno 1.30 Ffermio 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.00 Garddio a Mwy 3.30 Arfordir Cymru: Môn 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh 6.00 Pobol y Cwm 6.25 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.30 Cegin Bryn: Tir a Môr 7.00 Heno 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Sion a Siân 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Straeon y Ffin 10.00 Generation Beth 11.00 Band Cymru

n regIonal VarIaTIons:


ONES TO wATCh... OVER ON DIGITAL 6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Benidorm ER 10.00 The 5STAR Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 11.00 That ’70s Show 12.00 My Wife and Kids 1.00 Dance Moms 1.55 Access 2.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 8 Simple Rules 5.00 My Wife and Kids 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 Dance Moms 8.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 9.00 FILM: Tower Block (2012) Thriller, starring Sheridan Smith. 10.55 FILM: Saw: The Final Chapter (2010) Horror sequel. 12.40 Up Late with Rylan 6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 My Name Is Earl 5USA 10.00 Access 10.10 FILM: Jane Doe: The Harder They Fall (2006) Murder mystery, starring Lea Thompson. 12.00 CSI: Miami 1.00 NCIS 2.00 Person of Interest 4.00 NCIS 5.00 CSI: Miami 6.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.00 NCIS 9.00 Longmire10.25 The Mysteries of Laura. The detective investigates a gym owner’s murder. 11.25 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 12.20 CSI: NY 1.20 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 4.00 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 6.00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 6.20 Dinner Date 7.15 Ellen DeGeneres 8.00 Emmerdale 9.00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 9.30 Psych 10.20 Scorpion 11.15 Dinner Date 12.15 Emmerdale 1.15 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 1.45 Ellen DeGeneres 2.35 Jeremy Kyle 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 8.00 Two and a Half Men 9.00 FILM: The Matrix Revolutions (2003) Sci-fi sequel. 11.35 Family Guy 12.35 American Dad! 1.30 The Cleveland Show

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6.00 Monkey Life 8.00 Ninja Warrior 9.00 NCIS: SKY1 Los Angeles 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 UK Border Force 4.00 Futurama 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 Futurama. Animated fun. 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Supergirl. Melissa Benoist and Mehcad Brooks star. 9.00 The Five. See Ones To Watch. 10.00 The Five. See Ones To Watch. 11.00 Legends 12.00 Ross Kemp in Search of Pirates 1.00 Brit Cops: War on Crime 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 4.00 Nothing to Declare 5.00 Ninja Warrior

Fish Town 7.00 Storm City 8.00 House SKY ATLANTIC 6.00 10.00 The West Wing 11.00 Blue Bloods 12.00 Cold Case 1.00 Without a Trace 2.00 David Attenborough’s Conquest of the Skies 3.00 House 5.00 The West Wing 6.00 Blue Bloods 7.00 Cold Case 8.00 Without a Trace 9.00 Alan Partridge’s Mid Morning Matters 10.10 Amy Schumer: Live at the Apollo. Stand-up comedy focusing on food, sex, and getting in shape. 11.30 Whitney Cummings: I’m Your Girlfriend 12.50 Banshee 4.10 Fish Town 5.05 Storm City 11.00 Kidnapped (1971) Period adventure. 1.10 FILM4 Guadalcanal Diary (1943) World War Two drama. 3.00 The Stranger Wore a Gun (1953) Western. 4.40 The Cowboys (1972) Western. 7.15 Airplane II: The Sequel (1982) Disaster movie spoof. 9.00 A Good Day to Die Hard (2013) Action adventure sequel, with Bruce Willis. 10.55 The Final Destination (2009) Horror sequel, starring Bobby Campo. 12.30 Metallica: Through the Never (2013) Thriller. 2.20 The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) Horror.

UK Border Force 7.00 Nothing to Declare SKY LIVING 6.00 8.00 Animal 999 9.00 SPCA Rescue 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 1.00 60 Minute Makeover 2.00 Criminal Minds 4.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 5.00 Four Weddings 6.00 Nothing to Declare 7.00 America’s Next Top Model 8.00 Criminal Minds 9.00 The Blacklist 10.00 Blindspot. A tattoo leads the team to a shooting on a college campus. 11.00 Criminal Minds 1.50 Bones 2.40 Madam Secretary 3.30 The Real A&E

The Five

9pm & 10pm, Sky1 Author Harlan Coben’s first original TV crime drama has had plenty of twists and turns over the last four weeks, and they keep on coming in the final two episodes tonight. First off in the penultimate show, Danny and Mark decide to go it alone. But just as they think they’re getting close to the truth, Mark discovers some terrible news that makes him question everything about his family. Meanwhile, Danny hits rock bottom when Ray’s return almost ends in tragedy and it’s a worrying moment when he realises he only has one choice left to make.

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Teleshopping 9.00 JAG 10.00 MacGyver CBS ACTION 6.00 11.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 12.00 Star Trek 1.00 The High Chaparral 2.00 NCIS 4.00 Walker, Texas Ranger 5.00 JAG 6.00 Star Trek 7.00 MacGyver 8.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 9.00 NCIS. The discovery of a dead marine intelligence officer in a motel room sets the team off on a hunt for her killer in an investigation that may lead to a terrorist cell. 10.00 Bad Girls 11.05 Walker, Texas Ranger 12.05 NCIS 2.50 The Streets of San Francisco 3.45 Walker, Texas Ranger

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6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Judge Judy 10.00 It’s a Miracle with Roma Downey 12.00 Missing with Troy Dunn 1.00 Judge Judy 3.00 Hoarders 5.00 Judge Judy 7.00 Medical Detectives 8.00 Troubled Teens: Jail Shock. Show that places

CBS REALITY

at-risk teens in a programme to steer them away from a life of crime.

9.00 Cold Blood. Docu-drama series, reconstructing gruesome murder investigations. 11.00 Medical Detectives 12.00 Undercover: Sex Slaves 1.00 Cold Blood 3.00 Teleshopping 4.00 Rapid Response

Inspir ing choices

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6.00 Charmed 7.35 Hollyoaks 8.05 Rules of Engagement 9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 10.00 Melissa & Joey 11.00 Charmed 1.00 How I Met Your Mother 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 3.00 Melissa & Joey 4.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Big Bang Theory 8.00 Rush Hour 9.00 FILM: The Adjustment Bureau (2011) Sci-fi thriller, starring Matt Damon. 11.05 The Big Bang Theory 12.00 Tattoo Fixers 1.05 The Goldbergs 1.35 Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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Elsewhere, Ally enlists the help of Pru on a seemingly pointless mission to crack the case. Then in the final episode, the series draws to a jaw-dropping conclusion as the investigation into Jesse’s disappearance takes an unexpected turn. It’s time for Mark and his family to finally face up to the truth while Pru gets Slade’s help as she worries how Mark will take the news of her shocking discovery. It’s a race against time as they do everything they can to help Mark rescue his family. Make sure you watch until the end as you won’t want to miss a moment. ★★★★I

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The 42-year-old comedian on wardrobe malfunctions and swearing too much The last party I went to… was for a fouryear-old. It was at a soft play centre. I’m a dad, so those are the parties I go to these days. Very showbiz! The last time I embarrassed myself… was probably earlier today. It seems to be a regular occurrence. For example, I constantly forget to do up my flies. The last person I voted for on a reality show… was Craig Phillips from the first ever series of Big Brother. The last time I was drunk… was in 2004. I don’t drink any more. The last time I upset someone… was yesterday. I don’t think before I speak and I often say stuff that offends people. The last time I wore fancy dress… was at Halloween. I went trick or treating dressed as Batman. The last time I cried… was when I went to see The Good Dinosaur. I’m quite a big crier. The last time I swore… was this morning. I shouted at the dog because she was pissing me off. It’s one of my downfalls – I swear way too much. The last place I’d ever want to live… is Luton. I worked there for three years and it’s a shithole. The last time I went on public transport… was today. I do it all the time. I’m always getting the Tube and I love riding on the bus. The last words I’ll say on my deathbed… are “I’m very sorry to everyone.”

The last time I overslept was… never. I can’t sleep! I used to host a breakfast show, so I still wake up at 4 o’clock every morning. The last time someone He’s often mistaken for recognised me Emmerdale’s Marlon on the street… was yesterday. The worst thing is that people always think I’m Marlon Dingle [Mark Charnock] from Emmerdale. The last guest I would want on my radio show… is anyone from the cast of TOWIE. I’m not a fan of those bastards. The last time I told a lie… was today in one of my answers! n GEMMA MCCARTNEY Listen to Iain on TalkRadio. visit talkradio.co.uk for details

Iain isn’t a TOWIE fan

He cried watching kids’ film The Good Dinosaur

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