Aubrey Plaza is so weird 馃槀馃槀

Aubrey Plaza is so weird 馃槀馃槀

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Where you from originally uh I'm from Wilmington, Delaware, Wilmington, Delaware. Don't I don't know many people from Delaware. Thank you. Yeah. And when I was in the hospital like they kept asking me how old I was and my older much older boyfriend at the time uh was there with me and every time they ask me how old I was. I would go sixteen, which is the only number I could say I don't know why um and uh and he would go. She's not sixteen. She's twenty and there we go how old are you? Yeah. Well, I eventually talk again. I'm talking about your Twitter handle is evil ha Why evil head because I like it um I don't know because why sorry um why do I feel like you're my daughter? If I'm gonna be in this movie. I'm gonna play the girl that has sex with Robert because that's what I wanted to do. Yeah we all do respect. Be in here yup thanks to be in here my mother has on my baby teeth and her under drawer What seriously? Yeah she She kept all your baby teeth and she's put them in her underwear drawer. Yeah. She never told me that, but I found them there once so now I know. Yeah, I keep finding these bites all over my body and I don't know where they're coming from. I spend most of my days wondering where these. Oh, it's right there. It's right there. It's I mean that's. That's uh don't stop doing that. Start shooting on Thursday, but I was really where you gonna recently just Atlanta Georgia and um yeah uh and yeah. so you know if this doesn't jinx it, I hope I don't get fired. You're from Delaware. You were just named Delaware's most famous person. that means you beat Joe Biden. I know it was a vote. I don't it was like an online vote. I don't know I don't I didn't ask for this. I heard that I heard doctor heck of the Heimlich maneuver. Yeah he what's up. I beat you. He saved millions of lives. that's number one. We're number one and everything thanks for coming you go. Oh. thanks now. do you know uh you know how we um I know of him. Yeah, you know of him. Okay. So yeah she was in the next dressing room right. Yeah. you're being really loud. I know that's that's how we are. I can fold my tongue in half. Going to Hollywood Very good, I was just judging. there's a scene uh where you uh pleasure yourself. Yeah. uh how do you approach that kind of scene? That's gonna be a strange thing to shoot on camera. How do I approach it mentally or just? I thought I was doing one thing and I wanna show that it was a whole different thing I asked the director what should I do and she said masterbate like it says in the script What a kind directorial note, but I can remember of it. I think I said, thank you to young Hollywood for this award. Thank you to all the young people. Um you old people old people can go up. I'm going to live forever and then I walked up. With that speech, how did it work out for you? just silence? There was a lot of young people there a lot of young people, a lot of really young people there right right, so I don't think their parents appreciated it. Oh okay. Um I did it for myself. I don't know why I did it. I'm sorry next question. Nope, They're all about that speech. Okay, an old African American man came up to me and he went um I have the same name as you. I was like no you don't. But then I looked it up and it was true. How are you are you having a good summer so far? Yes, so many penises and since then I would say we've you know you've been on this show a lot we've become pals. Just say yes, if yeah, I'm not singing to you. sorry is that embarrassing. please don't do that. Ever again on behalf of Amy, I'd like to um thank the devil and all the dark Lords who don't gave her this award allowed her to feast on the flesh of the thanks. Everyone look at that beautiful shot. look at this next dog where you put him. no look that. Both beautiful and perfect in my heart is um and I know I'm saying that right um how do you spell that I okay uh K OK. I don't know are you on are you on a diet or no? But uh I just decided that uh I just would eat less and uh cry. Well, it works, I don't know if you're interested, but I have a wizard um II drop the wands. Something really bad's gonna happen, I think, but what is it? What is the wizard? Uh you see you're drinking my water. That's not bad. After one of the games, one of the girls that I was annoying um she just came right up to me and just clocked me right in the shoulder and said bitch on her way out and I was like I just got a fight. so all kidding aside. I just wanted to say how do you think I look tonight you look fine. You always look good. I like your white shirt. It's so unique. What movies? Yeah. I see everything everything. Oh yeah. so you can just take it. It's my favorite thing. Sure perfect. Can we do that for a week? Yes, no those carts so not with those curtains, not the red curtain. so you guys can put that one in your pocket. No. thanks. Yeah. I did a lot of weird things in Delaware. I followed my principal home in a box. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. um you followed your principal home in a in a box. Yeah. What's that mean? um like it means what it sounds like um you just did you. I heard no she knew it was me. Yeah is you must have made her feel safe? Yeah. Well the next day she'd be like hey, so you did that again. Gotcha miss cuz I was like really popular. Yeah sure. What do you mean you don't know I mean I understand you don't wanna know first of all. Do you not wanna be no. I wanna be here. I'm so glad you do you say you don't understand why you are here. No well. I don't know I do please see the movie. That's me um dressed as a chicken. This is a chicken looks like if you want. Yeah, that's a chicken. Well, I went to um an all girls private Catholic High school uh huh um hi sister Betty. So what's your strategy? you're gonna go on the red carpet this year. That's an intense environment. What do you? what's your strategy? How are you gonna go? I'm just gonna get as drunk as I can and deny deny deny. Oh, I can't say that on really, it's on TV gotta keep it right and seriously. Seriously, don't do that like honestly, don't do. And I'm sorry that you had to see that I don't know I thought it was good. I hope you're happy. I hope you're happy. that was really fun. Thank you Aubrey. That was Aubrey Plaza was tumbling fighting. Okay. Have a good night have a great day. Yeah. it was on a loop. It was like just like the creepiest. Yeah. that's you. Um and also in other films and you had a stroke. that's what I remember. Yes, let's talk about that again. uh that's literally what my doctor said he said. Look out you might have another. I have another one just look out. She's a ranger. Let's have some fun in here. Hey everybody. I'm I'm Aubrey. I'm fun. I'm Aubrey. Hey everybody. I'm fine. I'm Aubrey. Hey, look up here. Look say look. I'm looking up there but that's what you said. Hey, look up here everybody. I'm fine. are you on a roof? Why are you sitting up here? I'm talking, I can't have begun. They say it doesn't really look good. You know I don't. I don't know why that's it disrespect you up there. Yeah. I brought it. okay. So I brought that picture to show you so you would understand how hilarious it was my. The bride's great uncle uh was really scared and she made me um go up to him and explain to him that I was the white witch and that there was nothing to be scared about. Yeah, it was really fun. Yeah, like I'll be like that was a really good. Thank you. And she'll be like thank you so much and I'm like, okay, you wanna get some water now because I'm very thirsty. It's the way of doing it. That's the way of doing what you mean. It's like uh kinda like the way you're looking at me right now. I still get it. There's no nothing and then you know whether it's you know I still have scars. It's hard to just have it here on his hair and I sleep with it under my pillow every uh question for all of you guys. How's it going. It's going really good cuddling. I feel like we're in a pageant or something. we are you actually having some nice real human moments wanna take him home yes please a human ah we have for the movie this is rape before a dinosaur is about to eat me This is from a clip from the movie safety, not guaranteed. Yeah be aware. To me, there is a difference between actors who are in movies and movie stars uh and I think Aubrey is a movie star and I think it's a very easy like a guy like from best Buy. Yeah, whenever I go to best Buy, I do really well there. That's by Cole's, I clean up at Kohl's and uh I was really obsessed with Judy Garland when I was in middle school and I used to make her memorize facts about Judy Garland so that when we were in public, I could be like Renee what year did Judy Garland die and she would go 1969. Yeah. So I heard you trashed your dressing room back there or not quite. yeah I uh it's better to just see it really. I can't really sure alright, let's check it out. Don't look at my underwear. This you see what happens to this.
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