Jim Croce FFA

A free for all match between characters from Jim Croce's songs:

Big Jim Walker [You Don't Mess Around With Jim] is

• "big and dumb as a man can come, but he stronger than a country hoss"

Willie "Slim" McCoy [You Don't Mess Around With Jim] is

• "a country boy"
  Slim's Feats:

• kicked Jim's ass: "And when the cuttin' was done the only part that wasn't bloody was the soles of the big man's feet, ooh and he was cut in about a hundred places and he was shot in a couple more"

Leroy Brown [Bad Bad Leroy Brown] is

• "more than trouble"

• "All the men just call him 'Sir'"

• "The baddest man in the whole damn town" (Chicago)

• "Meaner than a junkyard dog"

• Has "He got a custom Continental
  He got an El Dorado too
  He got a 32 gun in his pocket full a fun
  He got a razor in his shoe"

Doris' Husband

• "a jealous man"
  Feats:

• kicked Leroy Brown's ass "Well the two men took to fighting
  And when they pulled them from the floor
  Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
  With a couple of pieces gone"

So in a Free For All, lets say it takes place in a country side bar with a pool table, so everyone has "homefield" advantage, who wins.

Bonus Round: They can form alliances, but there can still only be 1 winner.