Oh Sh*t

May 3, 2024 –

Are you incontinent? 
Does your family hate you?
Is your lawyer testifying against you? 
Do you face decades in jail?

Then is there ever a product for you! Trump Diapers allow you to spend hours in a freezing courtroom when the judge won’t let you use the restroom every time they scare the shit out of you. 

This ad will run in West Palm Beach this weekend on NBC during the Kentucky Derby coverage and on FOX News Sunday morning. It will also run digitally at Mar-A-Lago. 

“We know Donald ‘Von ShitzInPants’ Trump will hate that this commercial is going to be seen by all his top donors this weekend as they do Apprentice-style tryouts with potential Vice Presidential picks,” said Rick Wilson, Lincoln Project co-founder. “He’s farting and falling asleep in the courtroom because he’s lost control of his faculties. When his donors see this ad, they will see him for what he is: weak and feeble.” 

The Lincoln Project is a leading pro-democracy organization in the United States — dedicated to the preservation, protection, and defense of democracy.

To learn more about The Lincoln Project, go to lincolnproject.us.

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