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Wow. Itâs so subtle I almost canât tell what the joke is. /s
There's just so many of them to choose from. I have a whole list here, I'll have to go cross reference it.
Ah, yep, it was the one.
"Acknowledge that men are wolves, predators completely incapable of mingling with the sheep"
"WHY WON'T THE WOMEN BE ALONE IN THE WOODS WITH ME"
TERFs: He has a point
You can tell they were worried you wouldn't know who they were trying to shit on, because they made the eyes blue, pink, and white.
The part where they call themselves sheep is what really confuses them, this will not be very popular, the cruel predator is portrayed as the villain.
r/onejoke
If youâre wrong, but you can beat the other person up, that makes you right.
The future Republicans want
Donât listen to nerds and scientists; they canât beat anyone up.
What about medics? They generaly know all of the body's weak spots, and if they are specifically an ortopedist they likely are pretty muscular on top. Oh, and field biologists, they usually are in pretty good shape too (though I'm not sure if necessarily as good as the ortopedist).
Chiropractors in the corner : I have had more practice than you ever will
Well I have a 4-0 semi-professional MMA record that says otherwise.
Technically its what we already have. The only reason some people dont beat other people up is because the cops will come and beat them up and then take them to jail. I call these people self aware psychopaths.
Half the time those people ARE the cops
Feel like this would more be either anarchy or libertarianism if taken literally.
I seriously doubt most republicans can beat anyone up, thatâs why they walk around with so many guns, they are like Tackleberry from the Police Academy movies except they are no where near as lovable as him.
Iâll beat anyone up who disagrees with me /s
The people liking this are the same ones mad and that just can't let it go about that poll where some women said they would choose to be alone in the woods with a bear than a man.
I find it absolutely hilarious that the reason women say that is soaring miles over their head, then they get unreasonably mad about it and say the wildest shit. Thanks continuing to make us choose the bear. Well done.
As a guy I would also choose the bear at this point, considering how some of these "men" are responding to this question.
Like they're so obsessive! I wonder if they know they're constantly being made fun of...
It wasnât a poll, the man v bear discussion got started because of this video.
I actually thought this was commentary about the bear situation for a second b4 u saw what sub this is in
Yes but that's like anyone saying "I'd rather live in nature" only to notice they want their phone like 10 minutes later.
And woman tend to speak about that waaay more. you know, lifestyles they wish they could live but would never.
Trying to claim that wanting your phone, something that is practically necessary in the world today (and, yes, can be a problem for people), is comparable to violence and harassment against women is not the take I was expecting to see this early in the morning
No itâs saying âmen make us feel so uncomfortable and so unsafe and are so unpredictable we feel safer seeing a wild animal in the woods than a man in the woods.â
Itâs not âI want to go run wild and free in the woods with bear.â Itâs supposed to make men rethink their behaviors that make women seem so afraid of them, but yâall are too busy tripping over yourself to call women stupid and think theyâre being literal that youâre just further proving the point that you donât understand the fear women feel or why.
ETA: since men always argue with this, hereâs some more points: -women are not saying theyâd rather get killed by a bear or fight one. Itâs âon your gut right now which makes you feel more uneasy in this hypothetical.â Itâs not a statement that women think theyâd befriend a bear or all men would attack them or anything.
-the reason why are even though lots of people live in areas where bears regularly are, if youâre in a high-bear area youâre still more likely to be attacked by a man.
-bearsâlike most animalsâdonât want to attack people, and you can tell a lot about how dangerous a bear is by looking at them, and can usually just avoid them by keeping a distance. Obviously no oneâs saying you should run toward a bear rather than a man, itâs literally like in the same general area, and in that case as long as you keep your distance unless the bear has rabies or something itâll likely leave you alone
-men are less predictable (and yes, that goes for all people, but statistically a male attacker and female victim are most common and thatâs what the discussion is about) you canât tell which one is more dangerous like you can with bear breeds. If I see a grizzly bear I know itâs a threat to me, and I can know certain behaviors to protect myself. Thereâs no such thing with men/people. Most women are victimized by people they love and trust who theyâd never guess would hurt them until they do. Thatâs the point, there is predictability and ways to protect yourself from bears that will almost always workâyou might not love but youâll know itâs coming. Thatâs not the same with men.
-yes, obviously bears can easily kill and are dangerous too. No ones saying theyâre cuddly.
Actual propaganda
How about we judge people by their actions rather than what "outfit" they wear? You know? Like we're supposed to?
What the wolf chooses to identify as is completely irrelevant to what it is biologically, and either way it should be treated with the amount of respect any living thing deserve unless it acts badly. In this (strawman) example it acted badly. In most other real life examples the wolf just hangs out and acts like a normal animal.
But then how can you imply that all wolves who identify as sheep are inherently predatory by nature and are only doing it to hurt our children?
/s
It hurts no one to just call someone what they want to identify as. The individual is happy, your happy, and then both of you can go to bed and forget eachother even existed! (Or, you could have made someone's day despite never having interacted with them again.)
There's no downside to just saying "fuck it, why not?" here. It is literally the safest and most unconflicting option. Yet instead of doing that, people keep making up reasons and excuses on why they "shouldn't" that they've never actually encountered in person!
Just do the damn thing and life can be made a little bit of a better place for everyone, and you don't even have to agree with it! Respect is SO easy. It's like everyone would rather listen to excuses and hearsay than do basic respect lmao
Anyway, good comment, I agree.
r/onejoke
I literally saw the same gag just by a different artist and slightly different text.
Everyone knows that the transgenders wear the skin of deceased cisgenders. That's what makes them so scary: they defeat us and take our power
It puts the lotion on its skin
Who told you our secrets?
Transkinwalker as a concept is scary and original lol
the same losers making this things up are the ones getting mad when women choose the bear
I love how these pearl-clutchers are so easy to control that pedophiles got them to be so focused on trans people that they literally let their pedo leaders do genital checks on their children. They truly are sheep.
Whatâs funny is the same people who post transphobic shit like this also get mad at women who talk about feeling threatened by men.
Ah yes, the two genders - wolf and sheep
Oh thatâs⌠an excellent point.
Men are predators?
Self aware wolves.
This memes/metaphors are getting more more unhinged
They rly thought they did something
đ award incoming.
I guess that sheep prefer the bear
If animals were politically correct lol.