Discussion of all things Hilaria Baldwin, Alec Baldwin's wife. Also known as Hillary Hayward-Thomas. Also known as "The Grifter" or "Brand-thrax." Rachel Dolezal walked so Hilaria could run.
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Looks wise, Alex was never my cup of tea. He just had that douchebag look to him. However, I can see how one would find him attractive. But, my goodness, he aged like rotting meat left in the sun. He’s so gross, in every way possible. I can’t believe anyone would willingly have sex with him.
Relationships work two ways. Maybe the wise attorney didn't want Xander
Every time I see a picture of her, her face looks different. Soooo many faces 🤣
Wasn’t this the girlfriend that treated Ireland like crap?
I remember seeing this pic in the tabloids and I thought “Oh good. Aleek’s found a normal, non-Hollywood person”. As usual, he fucked it up. Glad she “dodged a bullet” (pun intended).
Every morning she says a prayer of gratitude for missing this speeding train. I’m sure of it.
Worse, in Alec’s mind at least, she doesn’t think of him at all
No, he doesn't think.
When PeePaw finally goes to jail and has to call home and listen to Big Larry 🙃 talk about the nannies and coffee. He'll wish he had stuck with the 1st one.
I wonder which accent she’ll use when accepting the collect call. Will she still be committing to the Spanglish or Peepaw finally told her to give it up?
The truth is he’s a loser and he met his match.
This is it!
Alec NEEDS to be “superior” to whatever woman he is with.
Hot attorney with her own ACTUAL life and career?? Too smart for his tastes.
This.
His marriage to Kim was definitely doomed (probably always was, but that sealed the deal) when she won the Oscar.
He would not marry this successful, better-educated than him lawyer and have kids with her (and he probably knew she was too smart to marry him). He knew after Kim he needed a woman who needed him. Kim and this lady did not.
Hillary is no one and nothing without Alec.
And even with Alec 99% of the population doesn’t know who she is, would walk right past her & wouldn’t even know her name. She looks like an career extra
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Clearly this woman was far too good for him - and I say that confidently without knowing a thing about her lol
Believe she was an attorney. There’s significant evidence of Alec’s temper and there’s some blind items about how badly he’ll has treated some ex’s.
That and his age, meant he started to have less and less dating options. Hillary knew this and targeted him as a wise Spainard who didn’t even own a TV!!! Not a gold digger at all! Then she blinded him with pretzel sex. Alec has his issues but she knew what she was doing
I’ve never once seen a legitimate smile like that one on his face when he’s with Hilz.
SO TRUE. Not even in the beginning. It’s all been so fake, forced and full of cringe.
I was thinking the same thing but didn't say it because I didn't want people to say I was just picking on ol Hildigard.
Alec is 66. He was legally married to Kim for 8 years and has been married to Hillary for 10. He doesn't have a history of serious relationships or failed fiancées. He doesn't even have a long list of former girlfriends like many Hollywood commitment-shy men. He is a lousy partner. His marriage to Hillary came about like Tom Cruise's marriage to Katie Holmes. He made the decision to rehab his image by finding a suitable wife and settling down. Regardless of Hillary's romantic stories, their marriage was an arrangement.
"Diffront" 😆👍
Race doesn’t matter to me, but I believe the attorney would have been a much better choice considering his current circumstances.
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Just leaving this here. He clearly had a template in mind and he got the ordered from Wish version of it.
https://www.businessinsider.com/alec-baldwin-once-asked-out-michelle-caruso-cabrera-but-then-rejected-her-for-being-too-right-wing-2010-1
Well…… we know he can’t handle anyone smarter than him..
That’s an extremely low bar!
The bar is in Hell
Adios Peepaw! Hell is probably an upgrade from the Dev Sky Dungeon
Water seeks it’s own level.
Thanks for the “derp” laugh pepino!
He could have used the attorney, much more helpful than the cultural appropriating anorexic yogi.
Good point!
Dang this is complete derp and the sad part is I don't think this is original face?? Or is it? Did she pay for this face?
Narcs look for a very specific type, end of story. They don’t want to be with someone whom they won’t be able to control. They want the woman who appears to be overly accommodating or potentially dependent . It helps them perpetuate their cycle.
A Narcissist's dream is someone with borderline personality disorder - He ended up with who best suited him lol edited to say I think Hilary has a lot more wrong with her than BPD. I believe she's histrionic and a narcissist herself
Yep. Everything about them screams a Cluster B Personality Disorders.
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She sensed he was a phony and lacked any sophistication or education. He’s all soundbite. She likely dumped him and laughed about it.
“He has to know his life would be completely diffront than the mess it is now”
Nah, don’t do this. Alec Baldwin has always been a shitty human. Hillary is just one bad decision in a very long line of bad decisions.
I agree. Not a fan of “let’s blame Hilary for Alex’s shitty life”. He’s decades older than she is- he was in his 50’s while she was in her 20’s when they first got together. He has always been an asshat. Years & years of being a rage-filled, violent, ignorant, arrogant, petty homophobe starting before she was even born.
Water seeks its own level. These literal village idiots deserve each other. Only victims are the poor kids they both decided to bring into their dysfunctional lives.
This is SO TRUE
Only an idiot would stay with him
Cue Kim Basinger laughing her ass off anytime she sees Gramps and Grifter on social media. There isn't a couple in the world that deserves each other more.
I’ve seen articles stating that Nicole Seidel graduated from law school, but I’ve never seen anything to indicate she was a licensed attorney. Did she pass the state bar exam? What state?
Remember, this is Baldwin PR spin! Was she a “successful attorney” or simply a law school graduate? Or someone who attended law school, but didn’t graduate with a JD?
See this 2003 article quoting Alec as having met her in a restaurant, in the SAME MANNER THAT HE MET HILLARY THOMAS. So I call BS on the “successful lawyer” storyline.
Wow, you’re good u/Numerous-Net3482!
I googled her and there’s nothing online related to her law career. If she were an attorney, she’d at least have a profile on a law firm’s website.
Interesting that there’s no mention of the law school she attended, which makes fact-checking impossible. I suspect her name wasn’t Nicole Seidel, which would explain why her only online presence was attached to Baldwin PR.
Wow. Or he could have been with a Rothschild.
But he chose Hillary.
Damn that wood chipper part is… yikes.
Yes … he never exaggerates or resorts to hyperbole /s.
And Grifter actually has the teeth of a woodchipper.
And yet, just 3 years later, he stuck his whole body into the woodchipper with Hillary Lynn. His word means absolutely nothing.
Remember back when he went public with Hillary, she was described as a “former competitive dancer”??? Always with the lies that can be easily disproved. And no one cares, except for pepinos
Sttooop the same PR meeting setup is hilarious
I thought the "Derp" comment was referring to 'Her'. (..So actually; there are Two Derps in this photo? Or maybe my question should be rather: '"Which" Derp were OR are they talking about?'; or maybe even more explicitly: "'Who' is the Biggest Derp in this photo?", since Alec has proved himself to be capable of being under this heading..).
I think Grifter looks like a derp in this particular photo. She always looks uncomfortable and insecure.
Muchath Grathiath, Pepino! I think I see now what you mean...
He’s a complete arrogant and mean Jack ass….hillary and Alex deserve one another.
He wasn’t thinking with the brain in his head when he got together with Shillary. He was being lead by what’s in his pants.
That’s the wildest part. His dick led him to the most average, eggshell white, builders grade basic bitch around ! At her absolute peak, she was passably “cute” in the same way a scoop of store brand vanilla iced cream in a paper cup is passably a decadent desert.
Builders grade 💀
… basic bitch ☠️
your flair 😭 will never get old
Definitely. He thought he was getting a young, fiery, exotic, sexy, Spanish dancer/yogi. The only thing true is the young part. I don’t know if he realized she was batshit cray-cray before they got married, but he knew for sure by the time Carmen was born that Shillary could not be left alone with an infant. Thus the FIVE nannies for one child.
Don’t think he had much in his head (brain) either
It must've been a nightmare for a functioning, mature person to try and have a relationship with him. He's an arrogant, boring man-child. I'm sure it's impossible to get him to be present. He's misogynistic, hateful, has a terrible temper, and all he seems to want to do is sit around in bed pining for the past and scrolling through social media. Hillary is perfect for him... dumber, more dysfunctional, needier... so she can't call him out on anything.
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His ego is so fragile he had to get someone way less accomplished than himself or previous partners to boost his ego. He gets to feel like a big shot, having a nobody for a wife. The fake Spaniard act made it even more appealing. He got to parade her around as his young, exotic trophy wife. If she wasn't such an ambitious grifter, they probably could've gotten away with the lie a few more years.
He was conned.
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“I would almost rather have my hand stuck in a wood chipper than get married again. When it comes apart, it’s just too painful,” Alec told contactmusic.com in 2003. He had begun dating Nicole Seidel, described by the website as “a 25-year-old half-Chinese wannabe lawyer.”
A wannabe lawyer?? Also yikes, the shitty way they pair that with her Chinese heritage harkens back to the bad ol’ times of 2003.
I think—but don’t know—that the “wanna-be” label was applied because Nicole hadn’t finished law school, or hadn’t passed the bar. It’s a harsh label, though.
This same article also says Alec met her in a New York restaurant, where she was sitting alone, reading, and he gave her his number. That sounds familiar!
I wonder if she had just thrown her hands up and told the universe she was ready for love?
He never wanted an intellectual and equal. He wanted anyone who would marry him.
Given the events of the last decade, it seems obvious that he found his intellectual equal.
Underneath the 50 cent words is a complete imbecile.
He was probably threatened by an independent woman with a career of her own. Also, probably why the first marriage didn't work.
I do wonder what he really thinks about Hillary's personality disordered compulsive lying. Is he just in too deep to escape at this point? He should divorce her, but sometimes I think they deserve each other.
I think he washed his hands of her a long time ago. As much as he could. Mentally/emotionally. I doubt he views her as a partner at this point. We know he doesn't, given the story Adam Pally (is that his name?) told.
I think he views her as his high-maintenance, mentally ill ninth child.
Nailed it.
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Ireland has reported that she clashed with Nicole Seidel on occasion. Afterward, Nicole would hand over her American Express card, so that Ireland could enjoy a compensatory shopping spree.
That’s the only thing I’ve ever heard about her. I just found a never-read (by me) two-year-old post on this sub anout her, posted by u/CommercialStyle4551. Happy reading!
Alec’s dating history shows that he likes accomplished, intelligent women. During the height of his career, he could have dated any young, floozy, but he dated a successful lawyer. Alec knows Hilaria was a mistake.
He’s spent years and millions of dollars trying to convince the world that Hilaria is a NYU graduate, business co-founder, and exotic beauty.
His pecker got the best of him.
Also, guys who get duped by bims with their eyes on the prize mistakenly believe the woman's stupidity will make them easy to control.
It's the exact opposite: their stupidity = there's no talking sense (in)to them.
The most hysterical part of this is, at one point after hooking up with Larry, Alex thought he was going to sail through his autumn years.
"She's so agreeable. She's so eager to please. This is awesome!"
But once these bims get in, they start a give/take with their demands and the "sugar", and the real agreement is revealed.
(cut to seven kids later)
Alex was duped on multiple levels. The fake Spanish thing was just the in; the tip of the iceberg.
No.
In response to one of the horrendously-underpaid nanny ads at r/ChoosingBeggars, there are two people insisting that “only one of the Baldwins’ seven children was carried by a surrogate.”
EDIT: Corrected r/ChoosingBeggars. I’d incorrectly written “s/ChoosingBeggars. Thank you to u/BiscuitByrnes for the correction.
What’s the s/ for in that address? I’m not that savvy, apparently!
The s/ followed by a name is how sub-Reddit groups are identified, as in s/HilariaBaldwin.
Ohhhhh. I’m over here using r/ for that 😬
I find that very hard to believe