Each year the list of baby names keeps getting more eccentric with such contributions as Miso, Emperor, and Kale (as in the salad) for boys and Monet, Heiress, and Amen (not kidding!) for girls. But even these weird baby names cannot compete with the funny names list that we have compiled.
It might be just an unlucky coincidence, but if your surname was Stroker, which is already quite a funny name, would you seriously name your son Willie? And is Whet really the best name to give to a kid whose family name is Faartz? The answer to both of those questions is no (or at least it should be!), but as you can see from this list of weirdest names, common sense doesn't always prevail.
And that sucks, especially if your name is Rusty Kuntz, Dick Swett, Phat Ho, or Mike Litoris. These poor guys are probably using fake names by now, having to hide from being in every single list of unfortunate names.
Scroll on down and check out the list of people who were given the worst names ever by parents who apparently didn't like them very much. And if you met someone with a very funny name or have one yourself (oh no!), add it to the comments!
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Sam Sung
Mr. Perv
Funny Kahoot Names
Now, passports or identity cards aren’t the only places where such funny names can be found - they also breed in various channels, group chats, apps, and so on. At times they are just fun coincidences, but most often, people choose these hilarious nicknames purely for fun and entertainment. Which is, if you were to ask us, a way better outcome than having an unfortunate name assigned to you at birth.
So, Kahoot, a game-based learning platform, is also an excellent breeding ground for various funny names. And if you’re looking for one to adopt for yourself, we have some excellent examples of funny Kahoot names:
- Freda Kids
- I’m w/ Idiot →
- Cris P. Bacon
- Hugh Mungus
- Updog
- Loading…
- Nothing Wrong
- Ok Boomer
- Join Code
- Juan Direction
Saad Maan
Funny Team Names
Of course, virtual reality isn’t the only place where you might want or need to come up with an ingeniously funny name. There are sports teams, Mathlete groups, knitters associations, book clubs - literally any group of people that wants to be a team needs a memorable name. And if that was what you were looking for, we have some funny team name examples in here, too:
- Placeholder Team Name
- The Underachievers
- Low Expectations
- Bottom of the Barrel
- The Weakest Links
- Something Inoffensive
- Illusion of Greatness
- Your Worst Nightmare
- Shock Cavalry
- Heart Warmers
Chris P. Bacon
Hitler Mussolini
Funny Group Names
Back to virtual reality here! We all have at least one of those group chats that we love to participate in. Be it a gang of friends, your most beloved coworkers, a family chat, or a group of people you share a hobby with, all of those group chats need a proper name. No worries, though, as we are hurrying to help you with these funny group names that’ll definitely lead you to the right path of thinking:
- XOXO, Gossip Girl
- Girls, Gals, and Nonbinary Pals
- Name A More Iconic Duo/Trio
- We Who Shall Not Be Named
- Future Presidents
- The Limit Does Not Exist
- I Love You All But…
- We Share Genes
- Not Fast, Just Furious
- Walkie Talkies
Dick Long
I've NEVER understood why a guy would choose the nickname D**k over the given name of Richard
Paul Twocock
Funny Names For Friends
Lastly, sometimes you feel an urge to have a special kind of name for a friend of yours. Be it because they are so special to you or because the two of yous love to have a secret code, funny names for friends are always a thrill to come up with and use. Here are a few examples of unique names that we like quite a lot:
- Chuckles
- Firecracker
- Amigo
- Rambo
- Sherlock
- Weirdo
- Hot Stuff
- Ride or Die
- Twin
- Golden Oldie
However, if none of our suggestions cut the cake, you can always choose one of the funny names from this here list!
Mike Litoris
Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt
Cooking With Poo
Moe Lester
Major Dickie Head
Dr. Faartz
Batman Bin Suparman
Jesus Condom
Lord Brain
Mrs. Rape
F. You
Dr. Shit Fun Chew
Investigator - Eileen (I lean) Peters (slang for d**k).... OMGoodness it only gets better as the article goes along!
Kash Register
Donald Duck
Gay Neighbors
Dick Black
Chew Kok Long
Crystal Methven
Robert Fagot
Dr. B. J. Hardick
Dick Raper
Lieutenant Les Mcburney
Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele
Judge Willie Stroker
MacDonald-Berger
Lord Vol Demort
Jack Daniels
Christian Guy
Imagine having a name like Christian and being an atheist... Cognitive dissonance supreme!
Tokyo Sexwale
Dick Swett
Ana L.
Crystal Metheny
Mister Love
Krystal Ball
Dick Assman
Dick Smalley
Dick Kock
Dick Paradise
Wiener And Beaver
Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens
General Arse Biscuites
Dick Power
Flavour Balls
Dick Seeman
Gay Saylor
B. J. Cobbledick
Dick Chapion
Dick Tips
Sirius Bonner
Mahboobeh
B. J. Worthy
Mr. Butt
Hardy-Harr
Dr. Pornsak
Jed I Knight
Gaylord Silly
Anass Rhammar
Beautiful Existence
Jack Goff
Dixie Normous
Ben Dover
Hashtag Follow
Dr. Joelle Rollo-Koster
Man Fuk
Deja Viau
Tahra Dactyl
Mr. Sackrider
Shakespeare Mozart Armstrong
Dick Burger
Yoshie Takeshita
Sukhdeep
Peanisbreath
Destinee Hooker
Jurassic Park
Dick Trickle
Lancelot Supersad
Rowdy Negro
Chubby Cox
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