All Of The Best South Park Episodes, Ranked
- 1October 14, 2009
In this hilariously twisted episode, Butters unwittingly becomes a pimp after befriending a girl who turns out to be a prostitute. As his "stable" grows, he adopts the persona of a seasoned hustler, leading to some unforgettable moments and quotable lines. Meanwhile, the boys try to uncover what's really going on in their usual mischievous fashion.
- 2November 12, 2003
When Kyle invites everyone except Cartman to his birthday party at the legendary restaurant Casa Bonita, Cartman concocts an elaborate scheme involving Butters and an impending apocalypse. This classic South Park episode showcases Cartman's manipulative prowess while providing plenty of laughs as we watch him desperately attempt to secure his spot at the coveted event.
- 3October 3, 2007
Cartman pretends to have Tourette Syndrome in order to say whatever he wants without consequence - until things start spiraling out of control when he can't stop himself from blurting out embarrassing truths. The show brilliantly satirizes societal attitudes toward mental health issues while still delivering its trademark humor through outrageous situations and dialogue.
- 4July 11, 2001
Revenge is served cold (and chili-flavored) in this iconic episode where Cartman seeks vengeance upon ninth-grader Scott Tenorman for humiliating him. Showcasing one of Eric's most sinister schemes yet, viewers are left both horrified and entertained by just how far he'll go for payback.
- 5April 13, 2005
Believing he has died and become a ghost, Cartman enlists Butters's help in seeking redemption for his past misdeeds before being doomed forever. Simultaneously heartwarming and hilarious, this episode showcases both the character development of Cartman along with classic South Park absurdity we know and love.
- 6May 3, 2006
In an attempt to curb Cartman's bad behavior, his mom enlists the help of various reality TV show stars like Cesar Millan ("Dog Whisperer") - but can even they tame him? Filled with spot-on parodies and unexpected twists, "TSST!" offers both laughs and character growth for everyone's favorite troublemaker.
- 7October 29, 2003
In search of fame and fortune, Cartman forms a Christian rock band called Faith +1 with Token and Butters but takes things too far with blasphemous lyrics that push boundaries even by South Park standards. The boys learn valuable lessons about music piracy along the way – all wrapped up in biting satire aimed at religious hypocrisy within entertainment industry circles.
- 8
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
November 13, 2002This epic crossover episode sees our favorite South Park kids embark on a perilous quest through their town, mirroring the journey taken by characters in The Lord of the Rings trilogy. With Randy Marsh as Gandalf and Butters as Gollum, this hilarious homage is packed with pop culture references and clever parallels that fans will appreciate.
- 9March 31, 2010
When Cartman discovers KFC has been outlawed in favor of medicinal marijuana dispensaries, he goes to great lengths (and weight gain) to get his hands on some finger-licking good chicken. Meanwhile, Randy's attempts at giving himself testicular cancer for access to weed provide a biting commentary on society's approach towards medical marijuana usage.
- 10April 14, 2004
Cartman disguises himself as a robot named "AWESOM-O" to learn Butters's deepest secrets but ends up becoming an unwitting pawn in a military conspiracy. Filled with hilarious moments, this episode highlights the friendship between Cartman and Butters while poking fun at Hollywood's obsession with technology.
- 11March 7, 2007
Randy finds himself embroiled in controversy after using a racial slur during an appearance on Wheel of Fortune, leading to tension between Token and Stan. This thought-provoking episode tackles racism head-on while still maintaining its signature humor throughout - thanks largely due to Cartman's misguided efforts at bridging racial divides.
- 12March 17, 2004
In an anime-inspired adventure filled with over-the-top action sequences and stylized animation shifts, the boys acquire dangerous weapons from a flea market vendor – only for things to quickly spiral out of control when they accidentally injure Butters. As usual, it’s up to them to save day while learning a valuable lesson about responsibility (or lack thereof).
- 13March 14, 2007
After taking an embarrassing photo of himself and Butters, Cartman tries desperately to retrieve it before anyone else sees it - only for things to go hilariously wrong at every turn. This unforgettable episode delivers laughs galore while also touching on themes of self-acceptance and bullying.
- 14June 21, 2000
Cartman mistakenly joins the North American Man/Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) in his quest for older male friends, leading to a series of increasingly bizarre and uncomfortable events. This darkly humorous episode pushes boundaries while lampooning controversial subjects – all with South Park's trademark irreverence.
- 15Nov 09, 2005
When a school presentation on ginger kids leads to mass hysteria, Cartman finds himself transformed into one overnight. As he struggles with his newfound identity, we're treated to both laugh-out-loud moments and biting social commentary on prejudice within society.
- 16July 25, 2001
Inheritance money allows Eric to fulfill a lifelong dream of opening a theme park exclusively designed just for him; however, greed quickly takes over causing chaos to ensue throughout the town. This is a perfect example of how even when given everything he wants, Cartman still manages to create havoc for those around him.
- 17October 4, 2006
The boys must band together in the virtual world of World of Warcraft when they face off against an unstoppable player who is ruining everyone's gaming experience. With its seamless blend of animation styles and spot-on parody elements, this fan-favorite episode has become synonymous with South Park itself.
- 18November 7, 2007
Stan becomes obsessed with playing the popular video game Guitar Hero ultimately jeopardizing important relationships; meanwhile Randy Marsh’s attempts at reviving his own music career provide a hilarious side plot. This episode brilliantly showcases South Park's ability to satirize contemporary culture while still delivering heartfelt moments between characters.
- 19November 16, 2005
Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and R. Kelly all make appearances in this infamous episode as it takes aim at Scientology and its celebrity followers. With a perfect blend of biting satire and pop-culture references, "Trapped in the Closet" stands out as one of South Park's most memorable episodes.
- 20April 8, 2009
The world goes crazy for a joke Cartman claims he created (but really didn't), leading Kanye West on a journey to accept that he doesn't understand humor. A hilarious takedown of ego-driven celebrities, this episode is packed with laugh-out-loud moments that will leave you craving fish sticks.
- 21March 16, 2005
Cartman becomes an unlikely hero when his disdain for hippies turns into a mission to save the town from being overrun by them. Equal parts ridiculous and cleverly insightful about counterculture movements, this classic installment proves once again why we love our favorite foul-mouthed fourth grader.
- 22April 6, 2005
When their winning streak threatens summer vacation plans, the boys devise a plan to lose baseball games on purpose – only to find themselves facing off against equally determined opponents. Combining sports movie clichés with witty commentary on the competitive nature of youth athletics delivers yet another home run for fans.
- 23November 19, 2003
A new Mormon family moves into town sparking curiosity among residents, especially Stan who learns more about religion’s origins through a series of hilarious musical numbers. This episode expertly balances educational satire while exploring themes of tolerance and understanding.
- 24March 26, 2008
Kenny becomes addicted to a new hallucinogenic drug that transports him to a world filled with buxom women and '80s-style animation. With its unique visual style, clever commentary on the war on drugs, and unforgettable musical moments, "Major Boobage" is truly an experience not to be missed.
- 25October 26, 2005
To uncover the secret behind a mysterious device held by girls at school, Butters fakes his own death and goes undercover as "Marjorine," leading to both hilarity and heartbreak in equal measure. A brilliant exploration of gender roles wrapped up in South Park's signature humor - this episode has it all.
- 26December 12, 2001
Butters takes center stage as he uncovers dark secrets about his family while trying to find his way home after being abandoned by his parents. The lovable character's naivety shines through as he navigates a world full of deception and betrayal, making this episode both heartwarming and hilarious.
- 27November 13, 2013
The citizens of South Park prepare for the biggest shopping day of the year - Black Friday - but soon find themselves embroiled in chaos as factions form around their favorite gaming consoles: Xbox One vs PlayStation 4. Meanwhile, Randy takes on seasonal work at the mall only to discover that surviving Black Friday may be harder than he thought.
- 28November 17, 2010
Randy's obsession with cooking shows leads him down a path of culinary exploration, turning the Marsh household into a gourmet haven. As Sharon struggles with her husband's newfound passion, she finds solace in an unexpected source. This episode serves up a delicious blend of satire and humor that leaves viewers hungry for more.
- 29April 18, 2007
South Park faces its own zombie apocalypse when hordes of homeless people invade their quiet mountain town. The boys must band together to devise creative solutions for dealing with this unusual crisis – all while maintaining their signature sense of humor amidst rising panic.
- 30March 26, 2003
Jimmy and Timmy join forces with notorious Los Angeles gang members who happen to share similar disabilities in order to gain respect within South Park society – leading them on an outrageous adventure filled with laughs and questionable decisions. This episode highlights the power of friendship and inclusion, even in the most unlikely situations.
